No can talk. In time-out.
No can talk. In time-out. Stoopid hoomans. Couch looks better on fire.
if onlee itty bitty kitty fire brigade got dere in tiem 2 saf da couch.
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Sumbunny gave teh kitteh wun ov mai Zippos!
Wish I cudda ben tehre…
Congratshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, Maus! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
How ’bout flaming shots and eberybunny duz “Jack be nimble”… wif a lieted candel
Flamin root beer shooters and Jack be Nimbly followed by a rowsing game ov Maustrap?
*akkseptz flaming shot. Blowz it owt. Downz it in wun swig.*
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I luvs deh fun danssez
*Getz reddy fer deh cannulstikk dans: *
*cannul in wun hand, matches in tother.*
Jack b nimbul *Dansez owt n setz cannul in middul uv floor*
Jack b kwikk *danses rownd deh cannul n strikez match*
Jack jump ober *litez candul and dansez bak awayz*
Teh cannul stick. *Run, run, Jump*
*dansez away*
Um… MJ? Yer skirt is on fyre…
KWIK! KAWL TEH FYURMINZ!
mai trayd mark krai
Oh, wait! I fergotted!
*Gets out seltzer bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
Luks liek teh fyre is owt.
Yoo OK nao, MJ?
R u shure that was seltzer water Maus?
I think u grabbed the the rooty beer shooter stuff-
**MJ’s skirt goes *POOF* **
I didn’t like dat dress ennyhow.
duz yu wunt tew go tew teh NB tew git a wun freshly irined bai teh YNG?
Ai’ll accump… akkomp… go with you.
Ai kant go tu nawty barn. Woz band koz ai’m nawt nawty enuf.
Stik wif us for awile, jd…we’ll lern yu !! w00t!
I suspect hee is an expurt.
hey MJ… u haz nice legs!
Must be all the dansing that keeps them in shaype?
corse I is no aerobicks instructor so thats nawt a professhunal opinyon…
Fankz! I tryz to keep in shape. Mai shape b mostlee rownd.
♫♫♫
“One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty,
As round above as she was round below.”
♫♫♫
rownd IS a shaype!
And prolly helps wif the bubblol aerodymanicks, rite?
I could swear that she was padded
From her shoulder to her heel, ♫♫♫
ARG…!!!
I has an EERWURM now!
♫♫♫
“But later in the second act when she began to peel…”
♫♫♫
*Aside*
Bad sunburn?
♫♫♫ The corn is as high as an elolophant’s eyeeee……
Wait… Whut?
I wuz callin u corny.
But I fink I picked teh rong werd.
Well… I hoep yer eerwerm works it’s way outta yer brayn…
I has to go. TTFN!
He’s gone about as fur as he can go!!
She proved that everything she had was absolutely real!
She went about as fur as she could go, yes, sir!
She went about as fur as she could go.
*it had 2 b u*
I lurvz lukkin n2 ur ayz…
…dat bloo wun…dat green wun…
…dat red wun…
*it had 2 b u*
I lurvz ur figger…
…its lyk uh rekurd playr…
…33-45-78…
*it had 2 b u*
:snert:
oo MJ… I fink u gotted singed, just a littul but there.
OW,OW,OW!! my butt gotted singed!
N-stid uv dress, u naow can haz hot-pantz…
*dukz frum da flung mayturz*
LOL! Maus!! Ar yoo. . .refurring purrhaps to. . .
Jack be nimbul
Jack be quik
Jack jump ober teh candelstick!
Wuz vereee funnee wehn ai wuz in collej! *snert*
:snerk:
YAY!! Maus! U awlwais deh kwikkest wif deh bestest!
Kwik! kawl deh fyre peepz!
*hands cweenmj a duzen boxes of marshmallow peepz. Will deez do?
Aren’t de fyre peepz in da NB ironing?
Maus!
HOO cud have taken wun of ur Zippos???
HOOOOO??????
I duznt know. But her inishuls is proly LCB…
Doan fink sew..? am nawt 2dai hur dai 4 teh payntin classiz 4 teh blynd kidletz oar teh operuh skool 4 teh def??/
sheza rele benny faktury huh?
brb. dey stolend mai abatar agen.
leezt yew noe eet wuzzunt LCB!!!
she wunt stele mai abatar. Iz nawt shiny enuf nd wunt jump intu hur pokitz newaiz. Rele kitteh ub abatar wud jump awn hur lap sap . oh, heerz anuvvur wun awn main. she fawt ai wurnt paing a10shen.
kitteh doin grate imitashun uv my 4 yr old nefew.
Alwais in the nawty chair….
Ohhh, gud reezon tu cawl da firemenz!!!
Wait… whut? Yoo guizes needs a reesun?
Iffen dey juss cawled indiscriminaletlee, den it bee lyke da boi dat cawled wulf. An de fyremenz nebber no wen wii rilli needz dem, or wen wii jus wanna luk on dem. Sew wii haz tu haz gud reezon tu cawl dem. An scarfacing wun cowch doan seem tu mush tu ask.
Hmmm…haz n e wun seen da boi dat cawled wulf? Izz hee coot?
doan noe bowt kyoot - but him danziz well!!
*teeny, tiny headdesk*
*head-plink*
yez, not a thud addawl.
moar Leica plink!!!
(((Oh Hai JAMamaKitty!!)))
Haev nawt bin tew Yahoo laytlee… wii goan tew Yakima suen?
sounz like ebbrywun is up 4 it………. just needs to firm up teh date
july 26/27? sumwun finded a nice hotlol dat luks naise …….. we needs tew find out wut teh chekin time is…….
i’m goin tew orygun on teh 20f of june tew has teh O Hai Desert Tea w/CweenMJ
luks like sum fun cheezpeep meetins
Sownz liek funz tu be had. Hoaw menny yu fink wil cum? nd hoo? Shud be gud wevvur den tu.
teh eastern washington ICHC get together iz about 5 peeps, ai fink. SMOM, Altosinger, Panther n Pam teh Kiwican, ai hopes ai’m not fergettin innywun.
will be fun!
Yew furr gottid YEW!!!
Iz teh hotlol menshunned awn teh Yahoo fred? Ai’ll trii to uze soem ob mai baink points furr teh room.
(Haz pool, plz, yez? must haev kidlet distraction sew wii can axulallee twk!)
http://www.oxfordin nyakima.com
yesh, hassa pool
http://www.oxfordin nyakima.com/
http://www.oxfordinnyakima.com/
Iffn itz nawt hawtter dan helf rekwires! At leest itz teh drai heet! Ai’m reely lukkin foarwurd tew itt!! Lass weakind ob Jool-eye bee teh fyne foar mee—Mr. A. S. duzzn’t unnerstan it, butt he’z otai wif it.
O hai AltoSinger!!
Ai’m gettN egg cited tew. Wheel bii nyce riiward foar gettN moevd an puttin awl taht stuf awae [agin].
Wow! Iz ennybuddy eltz juss a wee bitt nerbous? Iz a habbit frumwen ai wuz a kidlet an awlwais sed oar did teh rong fing…but ai’m gladd tew meet peeples fayse tew fayse!
a littil nerbous, but onlee cauz Ai’ll haev mai kidlets…
moment thx tew them.
Ai am shur Ai wheel haev @liizt wun
Am uzed tew miiting n00 peeps frum teh psy ants commu knitty. Tihs wheel bii moar riilaxt. (Haev put mai fut en mai mouf manee a tyme.)
Fankz, SMOM.
Ai fink wee shud eech taek a kidlet an dew sumfing lyke freaten tew kiss dem inn frunt ob dere frenz iff dey akt up…mai deelins wif 10-yeer-ole bois, let me sho yoo it!
yesh, AS, jus a lil nerbus…………