Ma da ceiling cat witnesses r here
Ma da ceiling cat witnesses r here they haz scratchtower magazine 4 u
tell dem we nawt interestd in der dogma.
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Ohai,
cum in, ai has impotent kweschun 4 U
wen is armogeddin?
*ai wuntz 2 B preparred*
Aiz wun if dez hoomin witnesses, Ai tinks diz vairee funnee. Az to kweschun about armogeddin, his cummin’ on a Wensdai, gif or taik tree dais.
Goggies carnt get into heven, rite?
Goggies ARE hebben. (happiness r a warm puppy… ♥)
Happinezz iz a wurm kitteh, kafleen. Thiz iz IHCC, knot IHAHD.
Good thing u tole me dat, me beein a noob heer an all.
AI m a neekwal oppurtumity lurber—-happiness iz awl liddul furrii thins (adn sum big furrii wuns, tu)
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holy cr8p, wachtower reference FTW - I’m too stunned to comment
holy crepe?
much blessed
Tell ‘em to go away, we’re Cat-tholic
Oh verree gud!
*clapping fluffy paws*
Mornin Ambercat,
need sum kawfee? Towst?….
Breffust is callin
Tho i’drather hav my own breffust an nawt whut Fern bringed to da tayble
Dun brekfst an tinkin ob lawnch! Waytin in for teh Parsel Farce man, but awlso need to pik up a pakij form teh sortim offiss. If Ai go owt ParselFarce will com, if Ai stai in tehy wont!
dats teh sods law fer yoo.
I haz a pointment at teh Frenchay Horspiddle at 4.45pm
Whut a crappy tyme tew be dribin rown Bristol !!!!!!!
Ifinkso Mr T.M be taykin me.-mah skared ob Bristol traffik-let me hab a nerbuss brakedown!!! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
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Gotta get mah Mum now tew be heer fer kidlets after skool. I prolly wont get bak til bowt 8pm
Wut furry snack did Fern brot? Haz saef jorknee tew Bristall!!!
wuz a mowse
She leebed it awn teh kitchin pateeo.
Poor liddle mowse
Sillee ol Fern. Yew nawt niid tew bii tawt hao tew hunt!
FTW!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@elebenty!!!!!!!!!
“Hey Mom the FBI is here… Wazzat?… Oh, Federal Bukkit Investigators“
“Has u found Ceiling Cat’s only kitteh, who died for ur noms?….”
Y, habs u lost hims?
:snerk:
Muzt fyle awai fur fewtcher uze….
eye dint do it!
We R in yur ayria an has a speshul offah awn dubble galyzing/ dryvwais/ gutterin. Teh naym ob owr furm? Rob M. Blynd.
Plz make cheks payabul to ..C.Owboy.
*snert* ai lykes tew confuzzle teh salez peeps by talkin bowt compooters and iffun they’s stoopy the goes away
Ai juss tells tehm teh haus is rented an yu carnt see ‘em fore dust!
ai shud try dat … seein as mai hoose is rented …
Ohai Jimmba
yoo iz in yaw own playce nao?
not yet no
ai’s waytin until aftur mai burfdee nao. cus ai’m gunna be awai fur a cuple o weeks in july n i dun wanna come bak tew a messy haus! 
Gud ideyah!!!
ai’m full ob dem *smug*
Marnin N happee almist birfdae, Jimmba…
Ai iz orf tew clazz… *sigh*
fankoo SMOM, altho tis juss unner a munf till teh annibersary ob teh day i were popped!
Jimmba popping dae? Oh anniebursary ob…
Had skarie earwurm ob Wird Al sawng…
’bout wiizilz.
Haev bin miss N yew. Hoep teh vaycashun is full ob win!!
wenn birfday?
burfday on 7th july!! ai be awl growed up this year
Liigal tew drink in teh Meer Can pubs!
sumwon tried to sell me aluminiuminuminun siding when ai libbed in a partment. Couldn’t convince them I didn’t own the place, and couldn’t buy siding for it. They kept insisting the quote was free. So I finally tole them to come anyway, and ai nebber seed them.
ZOMG!! EVAGGL… ENVALEGGIC… ELLANVEGGICK…THIBLE BUMPERS!! GET IN TEH CARR!!!!!11!!
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(Joo can tell tehyre nawt teh Mormon kittehs - tehy r nawt dresst alyke,)
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A deerlee depahrtid fred ob myne wunce ansuud teh door and wehn sheh faound owt tehy wurr JWs, sayed ‘Wee ownlee wurship Saytan in tihs haowse’ an cloazed the doar. Troo Storee.
I feel bad 4 yoo. Yoo shoul hab told her bout Ceeling Cat!
Doo nawt feel sadz 4 meh - I gawt 2 knoe hurr soe ai wuz teh Lukky!
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Her wentz ober teh Raynboe Bribge numberus yeerz bfoar teh wurd of CC hitz teh webbage - shee wood’ve lubbed it.
>snerk<
woozled, ai haff a troo storee also
a frend had jws com to door, an she had a fren tehr who had imbibed a bit too much in teh smokin uv teh ganja an he skooted acrost teh floar on his bakk an looked up teh laydee jw’s skirt!
tehy apparentlee neerly fell daown stares tew get awai frum him.
mai favrite response tew siding salesmentals is to say sure cmon over ai live in a condo! tehy hang up sewper fast. i’ve also done the wurshipping satan line and tehy look so confuzzled..
*snerk again*
Also tru storee, had witnezzez com to mai haus oncet, I listened plitelee (cuz I be nice like dat) den I toldz dem ‘OK, I listens to yur relig… rilig… faith story if u listens 2 mine.’ So dey sez, ‘what faith r u?” and I says ‘I is druid, worship trees’ They close moufs n go way fast… I lol’d.
are yew weely a drooid? ai’m WWCND
My muddur was was easily confuze-uld sometiems. In deh 70’s, we had nayburs hoo was de Druse muslims , and she thot deh was da tree-worshipin kind of drooids.
Eye is pagan, but not drooid. I haz da grove ub oke treez, but worships goddess’n'god in da grove, not da treez theyselfs.
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you lol’d? peachy. we get it all the time. not really that scary anymore. funny how much guts it takes to go to the door, not knowing whats on the other side, and how much guts it takes to put someone down when we do. efenshually ywewl unnerstant. we try to help, thats all, nice to know you appreciate it.
Mai momcat traiz tew convurt tehm tew owr relijun.
Ohai Greystar13! Ware diju coem frum? WeirdPrezz muzta bin chooing ur commint upz nd spittin it owt bcuz yew wurnt dere a foo minitz agoe.
witnesses? i didn’t even see the accident!
sry, guys…mahm sez im still growndid.
Wei nos wen u beh haiden. Sohkay… :oP
Wei nos wehn yoo hyden. Sokay….
I thot U travel in pairs, where is your partnur?
did Uz eated himz?
I no eated him, Tom Cruise catnappeded him. Now ai haz a sad.