Crazy Recluse Kitteh

Crazy Recluse Kitteh has house full of old ladies
but i thot u dint need da hoominz.
picture: Lemontree. lol caption: triffid_farmer
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Crazy Recluse Kitteh has house full of old ladies
but i thot u dint need da hoominz.
picture: Lemontree. lol caption: triffid_farmer
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
What’s teh password?
Yoo needs a passwurd to gets into tihs Meoweasy…
waytoogo Maus!
I’d offur u a box lunch but its kinda earlee still….
Wut wud u like for brekkie?
Eggs Benedict and sum Mimosas? Or if taht’s too much werks, Lox-n-Bagels wud be gud too…
lox??
er… eggs benedict is NO trubble, really none at ALL!!
Heer-
**pours Maus Champayne wif freshlee squee’s orij joos**
Lox! Cold-smoked salmon. Not liquid oxygen…
oh I noes…
I haz just never ackshully… er, experiensed teh lox fursthand.
Heer in teh south… it’s just nawt sumthin u run into.
How abowt sum grits wif that lox?
I unnerstan. I growed up in Ali Bama, and moovded to Yankee Land wehn I wuz eleben. Alla teh weird fud was most confooseling.
Lox an grits… Hmmmm… Myte be interesting…
no way! where in Bamalama?
Mobile. Now I lives in Teeny Tiny Dela Where…
*picks self up from the floor*
surely you jest. I grew up in Mobile.
What schools did you attend?!?
Holy Family School, in Forest Hill (near the Municipal Park)
Hah! Would’ve been Sir Real if we had been neighbors, but I was in the Cottage Hill area; my father worked at Brookley AFB then the airport with FAA.
p.s. thanks for the info. I didn’t mean to be nosy.
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Oh, & aplologies to everyone who gets annoyed by the whole personal hijacking of threads thing.
*resume funny stuff about pictlol*
It wud had been qwite teh cowinkydink. Mobile iz cowinkydinkle enuf, IMO…
Iz okai,MaisNon & Maus….iz fun to reed when peeps find dey have a connekshun!
thanx, eek. I pursonallee kinda like reading stuffs about the peeps here. Well, unless it’s TMI gross, in which case I go into “skimover” mode/
Maus,u iz qwite teh gourmand,izzint u ????
i livd in tini dela where. . .
well if tehy can haz shrimp n grits…
why nawt lox n grits?
Perzactly. But I has to figger out how to do it. Lox needs to be cold
Grits don’t have to be hot. Sweet grits are just as good cold.
True. Actually, I was thinking of something like making grilled crostini out of the grits and then putting the lox on top.
pleh. sweet grits.
now that’s just not right. IMHO.
ooo, dat duzn’t luk rite. sry, maus, the pleh wuzn’t mint fr yu; the crostini sounds gud.
I noes, oh you of teh Not-Red-At-All-Actually-Mousy-Brown hair
Hot grits wif lots o budder…..
Bagel wif creem cheez & lox…..
Ai iz hungree nao!!
Aaaw, Mais Non, you’ve never had sweet grits?
I haz not either!
Wut r sweet grits? Is that when u mixes
in grape jelly?
(I wud has to pleh at that too btw)
Mii 2. Naw, sweet grits can bii mayd wit corn grits or hominy grits, altho wii alwais mayd em wit sweet homny grits. U duzznt has 2 add so mush sweetener 2 de sweet homny grits (I haznt seen sweet homny grits inna stor in a wyl). Sweetners can be de pleh reefynd shugr, brown sugar, maple sugar or syrup, honey, molasses (or sorghum). Sum ppl lyks it, uvvers hayts it. If u has had de sweet polenta is awlmost de saym, jus a liddel chunkier n nawt so sweet.
sweet grits, pleh. i agreez wif MaisNon on dat. Gritz can haz butter, or red eye gravy. Anything else is a abnonmiashun unto teh corm.
I purrfurrs my corms raw aneewai…
Petunia, i bet you’d like teh choclo in Peru.
I brotted some back, but I eated it.
’s OK. Got anee shuger cyoobs?
no, sowy. But you can has chonk of maple shugar candee if you likes…
ohai, gaiz! ai put a yooootoooooob linkee at teh bottum ov teh payj. ai loled wen ai seed it, but ai dunt noes hao funny it will be unless you’ve played a Werdycnan gaym befoar. ai can haz feedbak?
ai finkso dat wud be a NOM! Ai lubz lox….ai lubz gritz…wif budder!
Mai fren ordurd lox in teh San Franksisko & decidid shii did NAWT want… sew Ai triidit. First halv wus vry gud… tehn ett just startid taystin liek fish.
Kittehz wud lurve ett.
Grits!
Wunt!
Teh Buttinsky Donkee has arrived!
*puts lushush looking parfait with many colorful layers just beyond the donkees’s reach*
donkeeeeeeee…. where are yoooooooooooo….
*comes out of MaisNon’s bedroom with big innocent eyes*
Peepulsh hidesh candee stashesh in teh oddesht plashesh….
*putz teh parfait wif scrumpshus [drool] layerz ob lukuma, granadilla, adn gunabananana juuuuuust a liddul further frum teh donkeeee* (giglol)
*putz teh parfait wif scrumpshus [drool] layerz ob lukuma, granadilla, adn gunabananana juuuuuust a liddul further frum teh donkeeee*
(giglolgiglol)
*looks suspishuslee wit wun eye at strange named itums*
*sniffs*
heeeeer lil donkee.
doze are frutas de Peru. The bright ornj layer is lukuma- tastes little melony with mebee just a whiff of choco/coffee, granadilla is mildly sweet, and guanabana tastes refresshingly green.
here…tryyyyyyyyyyy it, yule likeit….and lukkee here:
*drizzles ciruela syrup over teh taupe*
*puts parfait back down but just a leeeeeeeeedul furder aways*
*Donkee reaches into her purse and pulls a peanut buster
parfait she keeps on hand for teasing emergencies and
snarfs it wiff a qwikness, then trots off kwicklee too wurk*
Iz it GUSHIFUD?
Question: How do you change your name on your posts? for example, Maus to Petunia, Mais Oui to Mais Non, zauberflaut to caretroll? I tried, but it wouldn’t let me post when I changed the name in the comment section, and it WordPress wouldn’t let me set up a new account name with the same email address.
Shhhhhhh. Is a seecrit!
*Looks around*
OK. I tells you, but yoo gots to gib me elebenty cheezburgers.
*Lolspeak Off*
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I don’t sign into WeirdPress. All you need to do is change the name in the comment. The email address HAS to be valid. The first time you post with the new name, it will take several (at least) minutes for it to appear while WeirdPress validates your email address. Note that all names with the same email address will have the same icon.
*Lolspeak On*
We(that’s the Royal Oui) have discovered it sometimes takes a complete day to post with a new name. hrmph.
‘Mornin Red. I’ve had pretty good luck. Only one “personality” took more than 10-15 minutes.
*ahem* In the interest of full disclosure:
Mais Oui has the reddish hair that flouresces in the Peruvian sunset by the ocean.
MaisNon has the mausey brownish hair of the piano teacher who stays inside too much.
ahem, has we furgotten teh sweetpea? ai hazznt seen hers around lately
aw, jamamakitty, thanx for askin. i hang around on the antique computer in the music studio and ❤ don’t get around much any more. plus, i am reecovering from providing little fresh tendrils for spring salads.
[PSA note:the tendrils from edible peas are yummy in salads; don't know about the tendrils from the decorative kind of pea plant]
ai has a qwes………. ????…………needs an anser to sumpin
wut OS duz yew has? issit teh firefox? wunder cuz ai used to has teh commint box wair ai cud put in mai name an teh email address but nawt now
it jus says
click here to cancel reply
logged in as jamamakitty. logout>>
no wais tew put snother name, sigh
wen ai gets mai lapitop ai can has altered ego……… LOL
hmmm. i dfenitelee duzn’t haz a cloo eksept mebbe you hasto logout/signout of yr WordPress account. Try dat, mebbee? (rite nao i’m on IE , usually use Firefawkes).
oh teh sweetpea is teh brillyint **sigh, mai herrro**
gollee.
till her yoduls………
testeeng, testeeng
Oh hai Jammmamamamamkity!
*Borrows geek hat wif propeller frum Maus*
Since u is logged into werdpress, u will have to
log owt uv werdpress. Den u will lose ur pritty kitty abatar. and in deh commint box u will be abul to change ur name, etc. Az long az u b logged into werd press, ur commint box duzn’t let u change ur name.
Sry. fergotted 2 giving Maus himz hat back.
*Handz hat bak 2 Maus.*
Fankyew, kind sir, fer letting mii borry yer prettee hat.
luk abuv………twerked!!
’s OK MJ. I wuznt yooin it.
YAY!!! I gotted called owtside in deh middul uv ritin’ mai post! oh wellz. *sigh* day late … doller short.
wuz lukkin 4 geek hat w/propeller an found linkie tew dis site………. ai selected teh funny wun but yew can luks around…… ai rilly like teh stuffed handgrenades dat hang frum teh rearview mirror…… cuz dats awl ai want, just 5 handgrenades……… sew ai has tew be berry careful dat ai usses dem for teh most important/most irritating/most werstest folkses on teh rode.
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