Crazy Recluse Kitteh
Crazy Recluse Kitteh has house full of old ladies
but i thot u dint need da hoominz.
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What’s teh password?
Yoo needs a passwurd to gets into tihs Meoweasy…
waytoogo Maus!
I’d offur u a box lunch but its kinda earlee still….
Wut wud u like for brekkie?
Eggs Benedict and sum Mimosas? Or if taht’s too much werks, Lox-n-Bagels wud be gud too…
lox??
er… eggs benedict is NO trubble, really none at ALL!!
Heer-
**pours Maus Champayne wif freshlee squee’s orij joos**
Lox! Cold-smoked salmon. Not liquid oxygen…
oh I noes…
I haz just never ackshully… er, experiensed teh lox fursthand.
Heer in teh south… it’s just nawt sumthin u run into.
How abowt sum grits wif that lox?
I unnerstan. I growed up in Ali Bama, and moovded to Yankee Land wehn I wuz eleben. Alla teh weird fud was most confooseling.
Lox an grits… Hmmmm… Myte be interesting…
no way! where in Bamalama?
Mobile. Now I lives in Teeny Tiny Dela Where…
*picks self up from the floor*
surely you jest. I grew up in Mobile.
What schools did you attend?!?
Holy Family School, in Forest Hill (near the Municipal Park)
Hah! Would’ve been Sir Real if we had been neighbors, but I was in the Cottage Hill area; my father worked at Brookley AFB then the airport with FAA.
p.s. thanks for the info. I didn’t mean to be nosy.
.
Oh, & aplologies to everyone who gets annoyed by the whole personal hijacking of threads thing.
*resume funny stuff about pictlol*
It wud had been qwite teh cowinkydink. Mobile iz cowinkydinkle enuf, IMO…
Iz okai,MaisNon & Maus….iz fun to reed when peeps find dey have a connekshun!
thanx, eek. I pursonallee kinda like reading stuffs about the peeps here. Well, unless it’s TMI gross, in which case I go into “skimover” mode/
Maus,u iz qwite teh gourmand,izzint u ????
i livd in tini dela where. . .
well if tehy can haz shrimp n grits…
why nawt lox n grits?
Perzactly. But I has to figger out how to do it. Lox needs to be cold
Grits don’t have to be hot. Sweet grits are just as good cold.
True. Actually, I was thinking of something like making grilled crostini out of the grits and then putting the lox on top.
pleh. sweet grits.
now that’s just not right. IMHO.
ooo, dat duzn’t luk rite. sry, maus, the pleh wuzn’t mint fr yu; the crostini sounds gud.
I noes, oh you of teh Not-Red-At-All-Actually-Mousy-Brown hair
Hot grits wif lots o budder…..
Bagel wif creem cheez & lox…..
Ai iz hungree nao!!
Aaaw, Mais Non, you’ve never had sweet grits?
I haz not either!
Wut r sweet grits? Is that when u mixes
in grape jelly?
(I wud has to pleh at that too btw)
Mii 2. Naw, sweet grits can bii mayd wit corn grits or hominy grits, altho wii alwais mayd em wit sweet homny grits. U duzznt has 2 add so mush sweetener 2 de sweet homny grits (I haznt seen sweet homny grits inna stor in a wyl). Sweetners can be de pleh reefynd shugr, brown sugar, maple sugar or syrup, honey, molasses (or sorghum). Sum ppl lyks it, uvvers hayts it. If u has had de sweet polenta is awlmost de saym, jus a liddel chunkier n nawt so sweet.
sweet grits, pleh. i agreez wif MaisNon on dat. Gritz can haz butter, or red eye gravy. Anything else is a abnonmiashun unto teh corm.
I purrfurrs my corms raw aneewai…
Petunia, i bet you’d like teh choclo in Peru.
I brotted some back, but I eated it.
’s OK. Got anee shuger cyoobs?
no, sowy. But you can has chonk of maple shugar candee if you likes…
ohai, gaiz! ai put a yooootoooooob linkee at teh bottum ov teh payj. ai loled wen ai seed it, but ai dunt noes hao funny it will be unless you’ve played a Werdycnan gaym befoar. ai can haz feedbak?
ai finkso dat wud be a NOM! Ai lubz lox….ai lubz gritz…wif budder!
Mai fren ordurd lox in teh San Franksisko & decidid shii did NAWT want… sew Ai triidit. First halv wus vry gud… tehn ett just startid taystin liek fish.
Kittehz wud lurve ett.
Grits!
Wunt!
Teh Buttinsky Donkee has arrived!
*puts lushush looking parfait with many colorful layers just beyond the donkees’s reach*
donkeeeeeeee…. where are yoooooooooooo….
*comes out of MaisNon’s bedroom with big innocent eyes*
Peepulsh hidesh candee stashesh in teh oddesht plashesh….
*putz teh parfait wif scrumpshus [drool] layerz ob lukuma, granadilla, adn gunabananana juuuuuust a liddul further frum teh donkeeee* (giglol)
*putz teh parfait wif scrumpshus [drool] layerz ob lukuma, granadilla, adn gunabananana juuuuuust a liddul further frum teh donkeeee*
(giglolgiglol)
*looks suspishuslee wit wun eye at strange named itums*
*sniffs*
heeeeer lil donkee.
doze are frutas de Peru. The bright ornj layer is lukuma- tastes little melony with mebee just a whiff of choco/coffee, granadilla is mildly sweet, and guanabana tastes refresshingly green.
here…tryyyyyyyyyyy it, yule likeit….and lukkee here:
*drizzles ciruela syrup over teh taupe*
*puts parfait back down but just a leeeeeeeeedul furder aways*
*Donkee reaches into her purse and pulls a peanut buster
parfait she keeps on hand for teasing emergencies and
snarfs it wiff a qwikness, then trots off kwicklee too wurk*
Iz it GUSHIFUD?
Question: How do you change your name on your posts? for example, Maus to Petunia, Mais Oui to Mais Non, zauberflaut to caretroll? I tried, but it wouldn’t let me post when I changed the name in the comment section, and it WordPress wouldn’t let me set up a new account name with the same email address.
Shhhhhhh. Is a seecrit!
*Looks around*
OK. I tells you, but yoo gots to gib me elebenty cheezburgers.
*Lolspeak Off*
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I don’t sign into WeirdPress. All you need to do is change the name in the comment. The email address HAS to be valid. The first time you post with the new name, it will take several (at least) minutes for it to appear while WeirdPress validates your email address. Note that all names with the same email address will have the same icon.
*Lolspeak On*
We(that’s the Royal Oui) have discovered it sometimes takes a complete day to post with a new name. hrmph.
‘Mornin Red. I’ve had pretty good luck. Only one “personality” took more than 10-15 minutes.
*ahem* In the interest of full disclosure:
Mais Oui has the reddish hair that flouresces in the Peruvian sunset by the ocean.
MaisNon has the mausey brownish hair of the piano teacher who stays inside too much.
ahem, has we furgotten teh sweetpea? ai hazznt seen hers around lately
aw, jamamakitty, thanx for askin. i hang around on the antique computer in the music studio and ❤ don’t get around much any more. plus, i am reecovering from providing little fresh tendrils for spring salads.
[PSA note:the tendrils from edible peas are yummy in salads; don't know about the tendrils from the decorative kind of pea plant]
ai has a qwes………. ????…………needs an anser to sumpin
wut OS duz yew has? issit teh firefox? wunder cuz ai used to has teh commint box wair ai cud put in mai name an teh email address but nawt now
it jus says
click here to cancel reply
logged in as jamamakitty. logout>>
no wais tew put snother name, sigh
wen ai gets mai lapitop ai can has altered ego……… LOL
hmmm. i dfenitelee duzn’t haz a cloo eksept mebbe you hasto logout/signout of yr WordPress account. Try dat, mebbee? (rite nao i’m on IE , usually use Firefawkes).
oh teh sweetpea is teh brillyint **sigh, mai herrro**
gollee.
till her yoduls………
testeeng, testeeng
Oh hai Jammmamamamamkity!
*Borrows geek hat wif propeller frum Maus*
Since u is logged into werdpress, u will have to
log owt uv werdpress. Den u will lose ur pritty kitty abatar. and in deh commint box u will be abul to change ur name, etc. Az long az u b logged into werd press, ur commint box duzn’t let u change ur name.
Sry. fergotted 2 giving Maus himz hat back.
*Handz hat bak 2 Maus.*
Fankyew, kind sir, fer letting mii borry yer prettee hat.
luk abuv………twerked!!
’s OK MJ. I wuznt yooin it.
YAY!!! I gotted called owtside in deh middul uv ritin’ mai post! oh wellz. *sigh* day late … doller short.
wuz lukkin 4 geek hat w/propeller an found linkie tew dis site………. ai selected teh funny wun but yew can luks around…… ai rilly like teh stuffed handgrenades dat hang frum teh rearview mirror…… cuz dats awl ai want, just 5 handgrenades……… sew ai has tew be berry careful dat ai usses dem for teh most important/most irritating/most werstest folkses on teh rode.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/9c89/
*whispurrs*
Fanks. Thats what I thot at fur vest frum last, but it has been five days now, and the comment still hasn’t shown up! Oh well, if at nawt second yu don’t suck seeds, ….
Here are your elebenty cheezburgers! Don’t nom them all at once, or you will spoil your box lunch! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
i haz a bukkit
duz that get mee in?
swordfish
Marx Bros. FTW! Horsefeathers?
Kitteh boviouslee lives in Russia.
oh my…. this made me LOL and LOL and LOL.
ohai Elfi!
I almost didnt rec, rek, er, know u wifowt ur avatar!
How r u these days?
I’s doin’ okeh! I redid the floor in the dining room…. I just need to paint the walls and baseboards… and then I can work on floors in the other rooms….
And pack
oh, and pack
And pack some more
and maybe fill a couple of boxes with stuff
And pack.
oh… movin is teh pleh!
but the fun part is once u get there, arranjin stuff and dekorating (nesting) in teh noo plase!
hoap u duzznt has to do enny movin in this heet wave!
Packeeng bites. I will hoof it wiff mah hoofees sose it will get moovin
wiff a qwikness. How doo dat sownd?
Um… “I’m Joe frum Chicagagago”?
Dang! Is hard to type wif only hoofs. Dis wuz suppozed to go wif Maus’ post…
yew ortta try typin wif tendrilz…
Sellubratin Boxing Day, yer doin it erly…wai tew erly.
Schrodinger leff a secret ohpening, sew hee new de owtcum uff hizz xsperiment.
but observing the experiment will change is its outcome…
Ohai two_kittehs. U dew mee a flavor? Eye haz a picher onna payge 2 uff da votin pagez rite now. Warning! Izz a baybee kitteh an iz berri koot. U in daynger uff da splorting! Eye can haz vote frum u? PLZ? Eye wood bee moast aprreshe…eye woo aprsha…eye wood lyke u a lot!
I votededed fer yer pic, Tribble. Sooooo cyooooot!
It ar berry cute pictoor, I gibes U votes obcourse!
anything for deh lubly tribble!
hai Tribble,
I voted fur u! Datz a danjerussly kyoot kitteh!
Tribble yore kitteh gaev mii an early marnin Squeee!!!
Dun! Dat is way too kyoot.
Is he/she yur kitteh?
Fank U! No, not mye kitteh, jus mye commentz!
Oh fank u awl fur votin fur mee. I will return da flavor n e tyme!
Catholic kitteh makes a confession
I eated the goggies food
furred teh fresh laundrie
scrathed the nu sofa
pulled down the drapes
adn Ai hyded a sok unner teh sofa adn p’d onna hows plant …
…say 10 Hail Marys an put teh drapes back up.
Go in peece.
Ten I hornked teh goggie fud on teh silk blouse mah mamma laid out on teh bed….
Ego te absolvo in nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti, Amen.
Go in peace, to be Bad no moar.
Ai haz a fafur to ask ov teh moar espeeriansd lolpeeps. Cud sumwon splain teh term “nawty barn” in teh lolspeak wiki? (Ai doant alwaze git tu reed all teh kommints.) Ai wunderz if it iz sumplase u git cent wen u r nawty oar if it iz sumplase u go wen u want tu bee nawty *wiggles ai-browz adn winqs* (Ai duzn’t no hao tu maek teh emotikkons.) Kthxbai!
Awlz ai knoez is dey keep debreefd peepulz der, wif Petunia teh horsie an’ some maus and skwirr-lols an’ fyremans.
And LolCatBurglar likez teh fyremans varee much.
um.. I think it’s sorta… bof!
zactly wut ai wuz gonna say, Leeza-B
iz wer yew goe 2 git yur yrnin dun bai teh yung nekkid guy!!!1
OOOOOOO! Kan Ai go thare nao? Ai bin sew nawty (oar at leest Ai want tu bee)!
Oh! adn thx 4 awl teh hepful info!
*Snerk*
I red that at nawt second as where yu go to git yur
“yearning” dun bai the yung nekkid guy!
Ai tink Ai bee “yearning” fur a peek at teh yung nekkid guy.
I bleeve teh nawty barn wuz bilt as a place to send nawty peeples after teh nawty korner got too crowdeded. But teh nawty peepls wuz unrepen–unrippin–habbin too much fun to stop bein nawty, so dey furnished teh nawty barn to dere likin. Teh ameniddies include a yung nekkid guy hoo will do ur ironin fur u an a hole bunch of choklit martoonies. Odder new nawty peepls has added dere own dekkeritiv tuches, such as teh fyremens (an I bleeve dere is also sum fyreladeez).
So teh nawty barn is a place fur teh nawty peepls hoo gets sent dere fur bein nawty.
JanetCanHas4Kitties has a arkive of lolpics an may be able to tell us wen teh nawty barn wuz furst bilt an furnished. Janet, u dere?
Oh Hai marymary! r u kwite contraree?
(sry — kudn’t hep it)
deh smilies b splaynd at
codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
wif deh aitch tea tea pea stuff in frunt.
.
deh nawtee barn awlso b habbing a velcro wall on it…. like Dave Letterman hadded wunst. u put on yer velcro suit and run and jump on2 it. it’s ben a few munfz sinse ennywun did taht.
Tu anser ur kweshon: Ai never, … rairlee, … sumtymez, … ok, ushuly am contraree. Doant bee sry … Ai choaz teh naem fur dat vurry reezon. Ai wil luk at teh werdpres wen mai bos iz not breving doun mai nek. (Sumtymez hee danses beehynd mai chare, but not inna gud wae — moar lyke psycho wae!) Thx fur awl teh info on teh smielee fais and teh nawty barn. U r awl sew vurry hepful.
ew, wat kinda ol laydees?
Teh kind dat smell of moffbawls.
An wear dark bloo dresses wif litul wite spots, an menz sox wif blak tie-up shooz.
Oh, pfft! I am mush 2 brite a kitteh 2 has just wun kind uv ol laydee! I has:
de ol laydee dat dresses in beeg flowerallls adn smells lyk cold creem hu has de sawft lap fur mai bed
De wun hu wares de byker levverz adn iz tuff az nayles, hu gibs me ruffly-furs dat feel soooo gud wit a laff dat mayks de crowz cawz
De wun in de beeg cubberawlz hu mylks de cow strate inta my mouf so I duzznt has 2 go firsty
De wun hu awlways smells lyk froot pis hu gibs mii gushifuds ebbery dai so dat I duzznt niid 2 begz ur demandz (aldo I du neway, jus fur fun)
De wun wit de clebber fingrs hu iz awlwayz makin me new toiz so I duzznt get 2 fat frum awl de mylk adn gushifuds
De wun wit de bootiful garden hu laffs wen I digs up de petoonyas adn plants de nip fur mii
Gud wun, Melonyx!
Mai warped mynd, let me show yu it…… I thot “froot pis” was the kitteh’s wai of sayin “froot jus” at nawt second, butt nau I finks maybee it mite bee froot pyes wuz ment – much betters!
*heddesk* Mai mafmatekul inadkwassy, I shows u it!
Mebbe dat shud bii: My lolspeek inadkwassy, I shows u it!
No, yur lolspeek is nawt inadkwate- iz just mee that is warpeded beeyond beleef – sum dais much werse than otters.
did ur trane of thot just get derayled?
For instunt manikyoor, insert a money, then put yr fingurs in teh slot an wiggul tehm.
*snikr*
Owwwch !!!!!
Hey, hey, hey!!1! I resemble that remark. Or maybe I am one of those ladies. And I like these quilty blocks ICHC assigns to us avatar-deprived posters.
You has howse fulled of udder old ladees ownd by a kitteh?
Made dis ol’ladee howl so loud n skeer her 4 kittehs.
Teh Sagah ov teh Crazee Rekluse Kitteh Inna Howse Fulla Liddel Aowld Laddees:
Wunce tehre wuz 7 liddel aowld laddees hoo liveded inna howse;
Thems wuz awl aloane xcept foar teh yung gurl kitteh hoo staiyeded wif tehm;
Becuz thems dint geyt muches kumpanee tehy evehnchooallee becaime a liddel ekkcentrik becuz ov lak ov beeiyng roun ovver peeps, adn teh kitteh ackwired sume ov tehr funneeniss az well;
Wun dai a hayndsume deliberee boi kitteh caime tuu teh runt doar tuu delibber groasherees; teh yung gurl kitteh ansereded teh doar adn becaime iynstentlee flustereded at teh site ov teh rlly kyuoot yung boi kitteh;
becuz her dint knoe wut tuu duu, her batteded hers eiselashes at hims adn smyoled; iyt wuz luuuuuuuve ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at nawt sekund site;
Wel, tuu maike a lauuung luuve storee shourt, afture boi kitteh lefteded teh groashery bagses onna kichen tabul, bof kittehs runned aowtta teh bak doar adn xcaiped teh liddel aowld laddees, hoo keeped chaiysyng tehms becuz tehy wunted tuu paiy teh stoar bill;
Teh kittehs iymmeedeeaytelee eelopeded adn wented tuu Bermuhdah onna a Karnibal Kruuse Hunneymuune; tehms haded 10 babbeh kittehs adn libbed happeelee ebber afture………..
♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♫♫♫ Teh Eynde!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Aaaawwwww. Dat sew sweet.
awwwwwwwww teh poor liddel old ladies, ai hopes mai mamakitty neber duz dat to me!!
dunt wurry, gramma jamama! ai willz nebber runz awae frum yu becuz ov a boyfrend-cat!
awwwwwwwwww, yew are teh sweet lil CheezNip. sumtimes ai gets teh big sad cus mai mamakitty bees 18 years old…. but ai shud be fankful seh haz been mai faiffull cumpaniyun alla dis times!!
an ai am fankfull 4 teh nice cheezpeeps laik yew!
{{{{{gramma jamama}}}}}
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/11/funny-pictures-wuv-we-has-it/
me tew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1261852
ai putteded a yoootoooooob linkee at teh bottum ov this payj, but ai duzzint noes if many peeps will think its funny, unless they’ve played teh Nancy Drew gaymz befoar. ai can haz feedbak?
Sorrees….ai luuked at first part uv it but cuddint follow…..
Mai brayne at werk….is ded.
iz otae. itz just a spoof off ov wun ov teh ND gaymz. ai dunt finks yu can reely appreesheeate them unless you’ve played at leest wun ov teh gaymz.
Aaaaahhh…teh CKK storees mayke annuder Mundai dat much bedderer!!
EEEEeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!11!1!1!
*pownses awn eeck frum behind*
ohai!
**Gibs Werdy a kitteh back ryde arownd teh room**
Hey,kiddo….feeling bedder ?????
yesh! adn fanks foar teh kitteh bak ryde. that wuz fun!
OMG ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I iz shokd an up-paw-ld dat sumwun wud fink it’z upropreeyet tu maek joek abowt teh seareeyus prawblem uv oeld laydee hording. It seemz evree weke we heer anuddur storee abowt a kitteh hu haz far tu mehnee oeld laydeez. Tho a fyoo kittehz ar akshowulee kaypabul uv taykin kayr uv svrul oeld laydeez, deez hordur kittehz taek awn far moar den dey kan manij. Teh rizult iz nawt gud fr helf uv teh oeld laydeez oar teh kitteh. Dis b noe laffin matur, peepulz!
Woant sumbudee PLEEz fink uv teh oeld laydeez?!??
U shud contakt ur local ASPCOL.
Kitteh in a Bocks
Nao has dore-2-dore serbis!
nao testing Shrodingerz theory nashunwyde?
maybe kitteh iz hydig frum teh cayk fite?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwVs-03_rHo
Solid Snake Kitteh… leaved codec outside!!!
Dis is makin me think of a Monty Python skitch wher littul ol ladies went arownd beatin up tuf yung men…
also reminds me, in mah lien of wurk “lol” originally stands for Littul Old Ladee – ER docs rite “LOLINAD” on charts: meens “littul ol ladee in no acute distress.”
*taeks owt pare ov pistLOLs*
i’z heerby hyjakin dis thred…
hoo-ebber is flyin dis ting, poynt us to Hawaii and do nawt stop until we gets to teh beach.
tehre will be rum, nawtiness and teh lash in teh meentiem.
(i was teh land locked equivalent to a pirate in my younger days, why stop nao?)
Ghost-of-Layne-Staley-cat sings
♫Aaiiiiiii am teh cat
in teh box….♫
ROFL!!!! Oh, teh ironee! I luvs it!
hai!
whut happnd two da kitteh in da box??? weiz wuz habben such a gud tyme bakin uz a Teho loaf….. naow weiz seemz two hab losteded it….
anibudi sees it?
momcat
A classic example of a good photo being made even better by a really funny caption.
Well done my son!
OMG, dat sounds inahpwopwiate. *creepy shivers* <3 2 mah peeps
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/02/funny-pictures-wif-my-peep/
test test
www. mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2437837
ratstfratsa darn darn