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  1. lolnascar says:

    Must.Get. Skwirlol.

  2. leeza-b says:

    :shock: U r showin ur hareblz on SJ’s partee thred???

    ♫ ♫ ♫
    Happy birfday SJ!!!

    I think frum ur aka nayme, Martoonies are in order??
    ***Offurs a silver tray wif manee martoonies, all has a different flavr***
    Help urselfs! We has choklit, lemon, mango, watermellon, and hazelnut!

  3. Petunia says:

    * Petunia enters, lounging in her wagon, wearing her special GH (wPaD) *
    * The wagon is being pulled by Maus, Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn Oakleigh, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor *
    * She cracks her whip *
    Hyaaah! Get along there! Mush!
    OK, Whooooaah!
    Now SING!
    ♫♫♫
    Wyatt Earf and Professor: Happy Birthday to You
    Lord Evelyn and Sir Real: Happy Birthday to You
    Maus and Cmdr Data: Happy Birthday Dear Martoonie
    All: Happy Birthday to Yooooooou!
    ♫♫♫
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTOONIE!!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      ♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫

      ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOO
      HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SJ/MARTOONIE
      ♪
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♬ TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫

      • cweenmj says:

        *Floting along lukking down at Cheezland.*
        *Sees partee wif deh Cheezpeepz sillybrating a birfday.*
        *duz liddul dans uv joi inside bubblol.*
        .
        Parteez b sew much funz. All deh peepz tawking and laffing. I luvz deh parteez.

        Onlee a troll wud kumplane abowt peepz habbing deh funz.
        .
        *pullz string uf bubblolz owt uv pokkit.*
        *eech bubblol b habbing a martoonee*
        *glass wif a letter on it inside.*
        *mj inflatez deh bubblol string and*
        *sailz over deh partee*
        *so ebberry wun kan seeing deh messij.*
        *teh messij deh bublolz spell is:*
        HAPPEE BIRFDAY, MARTOONEE!
        .
        *Den, az mj sirkulz deh partee,*
        *eech bubblol startz dropping *
        *martoonee glasses fillinged *
        *wif chokklit martooneez *
        *for awl deh peepz 2 b katchingz.*
        .
        Not 2 wurry. teh glassez b unbrakabul so dehr b no glass shardz.

        • Jimmba says:

          Ai has caek ebereewuunn!! *puts menee menee diffrunt types ob caek on a hooooge tablol for ebreewun to nom* halp yerself, ai’s gunna go maek sum moar nao!! :D *toddles off tew teh kitshun*

          • 4point5kittehs says:

            oh fangs Jimmba!!! Ai will habbing sum ob dat delishus lukking chokklit haizlenut tort.

            LEEZA!!!! R dey annee wippy creem?

            • leeza-b says:

              ***runs to teh pi stawl to check**
              yes! The skwirrlz has evaded the poysunus orinj harebl kitteh to make:

              plane whippy creem
              lowfats whippy creem
              hazelnuts whippey creem for hazelnut tort… and u can has that with a hazelnut martoonie if you want total hazelnut overlode!

              • 4point5kittehs says:

                Bedder haz lo-fats, ai finkso.

                Kinda liek habbing fronsch frys n diet Coke… :)

                • eeckthecat says:

                  Annuder Mikkey D’s storee:

                  Bemember the Big Mac Meal…..burger,fries,drink,AND a sundae????

                  Peeps wuz always comin in and wantin the meal wif a hot fudge sundae wif XTRA fudge & XTRA nuts ahnnnnnd….a Diet Coke.

                  Yeah,the diet soda TOTALLY cancels the rest uv teh meal owt!!!

        • cweenmj says:

          A liddul cweenfetti heer:
          ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣

        • DejaMew says:

          *catchez a bubblol wif a martoonie insyde*
          *takez glass in hand adn raizez to toast Martoonie aka SJ*

          Happy Hoppie Birfday to you! :D :D:D

          *mmm, choklit martooniez b teh awesum!*

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        An this iz frum SJ – hoo iz stuck in hur offiss!!! ;)

        Oh, thank you Janet! And a party – for me? How nice! But sadly the guardians of our IT will not let me join in. Please let everybody know that I would love to be there but am being cruelly imprisoned behind a firewall so might not be able to get there at all today. But I will look in when I can get free and unrestrained internet access! And I really appreciate everybody’s kind thoughts even if I can’t join in.

        At least they cannot stop me having cake in the office!!! (choklit, ob corse)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          An this iz fur SJ frum Kafleen, teh Dawn Key! Hoo also haz to werks fur her munnies1

          http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1315511
          :D

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          An this wun iz also frum Kafleen – but moar liek a birfday PREZZINT!!! :D

          Kafleen says:
          “And here is a “birthday card” I made for her! (hee hee)”

          http://www.tinyurl.com/5cdf8v

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          hmmm … is this kitteh excaping from an office?

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Cud bee – LOL!! Maybee she will show up after awl???

          • gibbocat says:

            dis pikchewer N kapsule 8s teh frusstrayshunz dat SJ am feline ryt nao 4 shoor!
            Havz teh happee dai SJ D spyt teh offiz fyrwawl.
            N joi yue kaek!! ;)
            {{{SJ}}}

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              8)

              • gibbocat says:

                Hai Jannit.
                Eye wuz gonna ryd rown awn mai byke az pawt ov teh silleebrayshinz.
                But wen eye skraept teh seegul poop awf eye fown a noet frum SJ husself!
                Wuz sew happytayul – till eye red it!!
                “Dear Gibbocat,
                We haz 2 eenfawm yew dat rydin teh hovur byk rown ICHC wiffowt prawpurr author eyez ayshun an currant mayntnunce certiffycayshun wheel ree zult in yew habbin yur lyzunz kawnfyskaytid an teh fyn ov elebenty seben chzbrgrz an teh appul n wawlnutt pie!!
                In teh serviss ov teh say furr so syittee,
                SJ martoonee.”
                .
                Well…. eye fort Noe Noe Noe!!!! nawt teh appul n wawlnut pie!!1
                sew teh hovur byk am een teh shawp geddin sertiffycayshun nao.

                Butt eye wuz happe dat shii rote me teh noet adn nawt juss hawld teh byk awff 2 teh pownd!! teh pernul tutch.. ;)
                Sew Happee burfdai SJ. ;)
                Juss doon yur jawb……………….

                • gibbocat says:

                  ‘purrsnul tutch’ – eye wuz geddin kawnfettsi B tweein mau fyngurz an teh keeebrd!!? :oops:
                  .
                  dat myt B nuff nao cweenmj…?
                  noebuddee kan C wer deyr gowin!!!!!

                  • cweenmj says:

                    **Frowz hannfull uv cweenfetti up in deh air. wunderz how it ken fly awl deh way frum orygone 2 TTI. Deh majikk uv teh intertuubez… **
                    •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+  ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤  ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ  ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ

                    • Punkin says:

                      ♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫

                      ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOO
                      HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SJ/MARTOONIE ♪
                      ♪
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♬ TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫

                      has a grate day sj!!!!

        • cweenmj says:

          A liddul cweenfetti heer:
          ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣

        • Aahz says:

          We muss reskyoo SJ/Martoonie! But haow? Dat’z impawsibul. If ownlee I can haz uh munf 2 plan…

          N if ownlee we can had uh wealberroe, dat wood b sumfin…

          N wat I wooden givz 4 uh hoaluhcawst cloke…

          • TH says:

            Will dis doo? *pulling out holocaust cloak*

            it fit sew nisely, ai jus tuked it awai an kep it.

            • kitsunerina says:

              Hay! wared yu get taht? ai thot lcb wuz teh onlee wun whu redistribyoots uther peeps stuff…

              • TH says:

                iz lynze frum “princess bride” (da buk) — whar Fezzik gots da cloke, nawt mee. But ai lurves Fezzik.

                • Aahz says:

                  Fezzik b kewl… Andray da Jient playd uh reelee gud Fezzik

                  Cors, I awlsew lykted Inigo: “Mai naym iz Inigo Montoya. U kill mai faddur. Prupayr 2 dy.”

                  N I awlsew lykted Meerakul Maks: “U meen ifn I breeng himz bak 2 lyf it’ll hert Prints Humperdeenk? Naow datz uh noebull kawz!”

                  I gess I lykted da hole moovee!

                  “As U weesh”

          • Aahz says:

            N ware r mai mannurz? I noez I can had dem win I caym n…

            O, heer dey r!

            HAPPEE BIRFDAI SJ/MARTOONIE!!1!

        • gremlin says:

          Poor poor SJ! We sendz yoo a martoonie via teh FedEx. Shayken, nawt stirred!

          *toasts SJ*

        • tidmum says:

          An this:
          ” Happy Birfday” to SJ/Martoonie
          frum Ambercat too.
          .

    • cweenmj says:

      A liddul cweenfetti heer;
      •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+  ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      {{{{{Maus}}}}} Yoo have outdun eben urself!!!!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        An Petunia!! Deer Petunia! Heer, awn this stering silber platte, ar heeps an heeps ov appul slicez – an lots ov shugar cubes! ;)

        Ai am so glad yoo cud com! {{{Petunia}}}

      • Maus says:

        Fanks! Now if Petunia wud just let us outta these harnesses!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          She prollee will wehn she’s dun snaking!! :D

          • Petunia says:

            Mebbe I will, an mebbe I wont. Bad liddle Mausies beddur bees careful, or tehy gets sent to Teh Maus Hole wifowt annee suppers er nuthin.
            *WhinnyWhinnyWhinny* :lol:

          • cweenmj says:

            a liddul cweenfetti:
            ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+  ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨
            ∞ ‡; ¤ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫

            • Maus says:

              *Spits out some confetti •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж*
              Sumbuddy hands me a gyant budderfly net so I can catch this deeranged guh-nat…

              • cweenmj says:

                *flitz bai and trowz moar cweenfetti on deh grumpee Maus:
                ٣ ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+  ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+  ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤  ﻳ •‡;¤ ░  ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° +  ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ  ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж
                .
                :snikker:

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Deer Martoonie, Hav a veree Happee Birfdai;

      Muches luuv adn guud wyshes awn tihs yuur spehshull dai!!!!

      ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  4. friscokitteh says:

    Um…..OUCH!!!!!11!!!

  5. Michelle says:

    Nuetering 101: FAIL

  6. 4point5kittehs says:

    Ooooh, shinee!!!

  7. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    happy
    happy
    happy
    happy
    happy
    happy
    happy
    birfday birfday birfday
    to Martooni … or SJ …. or both
    menny happy reruns

  8. cweenmj says:

    Woot!! cormgradulashingz!! llolnascar. Wii doew deh drinks and dans for u and for Martoonee!!

  9. two_kittehs says:

    invisibul modesty

  10. friscokitteh says:

    Hapitail birfdai SJ/Martoonie!!

    i’ve brought some nize brownies to haz wif teh chawklit martoonies…..enuf for ebberywun….

  11. Gotta go meet Julyisthebestmonth for lunching in a few minutes, but we’ll raise a glass in SJ’s honor (or reasonable facsimile thereof.)

    And we’ll have teh bartender send SJ: 1 Clooney, 1 Craig and 1 Pitt.

  12. Melissa H. says:

    Dat takez lotta ballz.

  13. eeckthecat says:

    Martoonie….aka SJ…..
    Heer is a lubbly new martoonie glass,Baccarat crystal,wif a sterling silver kitteh charm attached.
    To fill it,teh recipee fur Espresso Martoonies:

    1 1/2 shots vodka
    1 shot coffee liqueur
    1 shot coffee,room temp
    3/4 tsp instant espresso powder

    Shake in a martoonie shaker,then add:

    Ice

    Shake again and strain into a martoonie glass.

    Onlee maykes 1 martoonie,so multiply by elebenty to serve awl teh cheezpeeps.

    HAPPY BIRFDAY !!!!!!
    Luv,Eeck

  14. LOLDemon says:

    Plan: Has
    Freedum: Nawt Has
    Fleksabilitee: Has

  15. rhsb says:

    Iz definitelee a BOI! :blush:

  16. Jillybean says:

    Bob Barker says: FAIL :(

  17. MelONyx says:

    Kitteh sees sumfing hii wants – hii muss kiip himz iiiis awn de goall…vizhuallizayshun iz kee 2 reeching sucks esses.
    Plus hii noes dat stoopie hooman will halp himz after stoopie hooman putz down stoopie kamra adn finishus lolling.
    Happee Birfdai, Martoonie!

  18. princessmu says:

    Hippy birfdai Masrtoonie/ SJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Duffy says:

    ESKAIP!! *enh wiggul enh* I IS *enh* FREE!! *wiggul wiggul* NO MORE *enh* STOOPY HYOOMIN TELLIN *enh* ME WHUT *enh enh* TO — Ohai…yr home urly… Whut?… Nuthin.

  20. teho says:

    GRIM DETERMINATION: I has it.
    Harbls also.

  21. mary O'Spockn says:

    a crystal (okay, really pressed glass) bowl from Pru wif stuffedgreen Pruvian olives for the Martoonie!
    ………………………………..óóóóóóóó
    ………………………………óóóóóóóóóóóó
    ……………………………óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó
    ………………………….óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó
    ………………………..óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó
    ………………………óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó
    …………………….óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó
    …………………..óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó
    ……………….óóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó .ó
    ……………….\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
    …………………\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
    …………………..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
    ……………………°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°…… . . ó

    (oops, looks like one is getting awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ^)

    • Maus says:

      Girl, you has too much time on yer hands…
      But this is also eggsellent…
      FTW!!1!!!!11!!!

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      pssst .. MaisNon … step over here fur a moment. We has … lets see … sweet grits. Leeza-b thinks yew might like them. They has a hefty dose of disapproval and just a soup-con of cynicism mixeded in.
      What?
      oh, that’s just Maus and his ostrich fethers. Pay no attenshun to that.
      wut?
      oh, ai always carries a crossbow and trankwilizer darts and bungee cordes and duck tape. Just, yew noes, in case.

      • MaisNon says:

        *looks askance*

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          that’s it …
          hold that look just a few seconds more …
          *aims trankwilizer dart*

          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

            hmmm. ai hadn’t thot of the important questioin: where to aim the trankwilizer dart? in this case, ai am thinking of teh injunction in the Biblol to turn the otter cheek.

          • MaisNon says:

            you know, that dart gun is too dangerous for you to be playing with in that creless manner…

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              mmm, that would be “careless” manner. You people have started to impact my spelling skills in a most negative way. hrmph

              • Maus says:

                Your DID is showing also :cool:

              • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                sweet grits with supercilious disapproval, right over here …
                *twaaaaaaaaaang*
                *ttttthhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwaapt*

                • MaisNon says:

                  :shock:

                  *looks stunned*

                  • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                    is stunned

                    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                      according to all the books ai have read, you has a limmited amount of time while the aminal is out. So we has to move fast.
                      .
                      We could fit her wif a radio collar and sattelite transmitter, but that wud be just mean.
                      .
                      Maus, do you know how to re-boot the dongles?

                      • MaisNon says:

                        *small twitch*

                      • Maus says:

                        Teh dongles? Um… yes, but…
                        *Whispers*
                        She duznt has tehm anneemore. She threw tehm at me last week, an I yoosed tehm to maek the hat taht lets Petunia talk…

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          i dint thro dem at choo (skuse me fur teh sneez-LRGs)
                          i handed wun round teh corner and tosst teh otter one down
                          teh mauseieee hole bekuz the voiz in my hed (btw, coming from teh dngle) tole me to.
                          IIRC.

                    • Maus says:

                      So, PdB… shud we puts her on Teh Debreefing Cart and gets her to yer lab?

                      • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                        ai thinks in this case, wif potenshully dnjrs subjects, is better to collect data in teh field. if she starts to get all twitchy, we has to start running.
                        .
                        in the meantime, shud we try the ostrich feather, or Ctrl-Alt_Del?

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          then we re-boots the whole system
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del
                          Ctrl_Alt_Del Ctrl_Alt_Del Ctrl_Alt_Del

                          CTRL-ALT-DEL !!!!!
                          … ummm…

                        • Maus says:

                          Um… Phil. Wut keys are yoo pressin? Teh dongles aren’t tehre…

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Uh-oh…duz ai feel anudder space-time continuum overload comin on ????

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          hmmmm….. ai is owpen to suggeschuns …
                          can we turn her off and then back on?
                          wuz that a twitch ai saw?

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          if there is enuf borg hardware involved, we shud be able to reboot wifout thedong’es in place. Yep. that’s wut ai think.

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Wyll dat affect teh assimulation ????

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          *d’Beeker hands crossbow and trankwiliizer darts to Maus*
                          *steps away, but promises to be right back*
                          *wut could go wrong, after all?*

                        • sweetpea says:

                          …while Prof. d’Beaker foolishly turns his back toward the stunned Mainon, sneaky little green tendrils enhanced by b0rg technology are creeping toward said Prof. and toward Maus, Leeza, Eeeck adn all personages in the area.

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Hey…wha…who…
                          Tendrils are curlin arownd mai hed…
                          Ai cant see….
                          Ai cant…
                          ***mmmphhh***

                        • Petunia says:

                          Heer MaisNon. Puts my speshul Geek Hat (with Propeller and Dongles) on. Mebbe taht will helps. But pleese gibs it back or I canna speeks aneemore…

                        • leeza-b says:

                          **sings**
                          ♫♫♫
                          high on a hill was a lonely goatheard
                          layde o de layde o de layde hoo!!
                          ♫♫♫
                          ***MaisNon is re-stunned by Leeza’s terribul Joolie Andrews impresshun**

                        • MaisNon says:

                          *tendrils creep around leeza-b’s ankles*

                          *mais non twitches & puts on geekhat,
                          because she likes Petunia*
                          *MaisNon speaks in unknown geeklanguage*

                          .
                          : The refractive index n of a medium such as red hair is defined as the ratio of the phase velocity c of a wave phenomenon such as light or sound in a reference medium to the phase velocity vp in the medium itself:

                          n = \frac{c}{v_{\mathrm {p}}}

                          It is most commonly used in the context of light with vacuum as a reference medium, although historically other reference media (e.g. air at a standardized pressure and temperature in Peruvian or Bolivian sunsets) have been common. It is usually given the symbol n. In the case of light, it equals

                          n=\sqrt{\epsilon_r\mu_r},

                        • Cmdr Data says:

                          I think I need to make a slight adjustment to the hat…
                          *TinkerTinkerTinker*
                          Try again Mais Oui… I mean MaisNon…

                        • leeza-b says:

                          **meenwhile Leeza pulls teh Floofy Spray owt uv her welcum back gifty bag and sprays the tendrils**
                          **unfortunatlee the effeckt is nawt what she hoped for. Tendrils start growing on tendrils**

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Hey…****mmmphhh****
                          Help…****MMMMPPHH****

                        • sweepea says:

                          *sweepea, aka Mais Oui/Non looks around*
                          Cmdr Data! what brotted you here? And duz you has choklit?

                          psssssst-Leeza- the Floofy spray is a tastee salad dressing. nibble off the sweetpea tendrils for a tastee and nutrishous escape.

                        • Cmdr Data says:

                          Hurrah! It worked. Now for the critical moment…
                          *Takes off the GH(wPaD)*
                          Sweepea, how do you feel?

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          ****nom,nom,nom****
                          Hey ***mmmphh*** more Floofy spay pleez ****mmmmppphhh*****nom,nom,nommmmmm****
                          Almost….free !!!!!

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          MaisOuiOuNon speaks LaTeX !!!!! :shock:
                          hoo noo?

                        • leeza-b says:

                          **checks bottlol**
                          Ur rite! It says ‘also grate on fresh sweetpea tendrils!’
                          **Noms her way free and ploops over**
                          I is so full now I can’t moooove!!
                          So, duz this meen the spayce time contuuum haz been restoried?

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          Way to go everybuddy!! It looks like the capture and reconfigurashun wuz a success. We needs one final test.
                          *shaker*
                          *wodka*
                          *ice*
                          *chonklit*
                          *more wodka*
                          *little more chawklit*
                          stir shake stir shake stir shake
                          *chilled glass so cold that has teh frostiness awn it*
                          *pour pour pour*
                          *sets down where MaisOuiOuPeutEtreNon can see it*
                          *steps back to observe result*

                        • Maus says:

                          Sweepea? Mais Oui? Mary? Say something!
                          Ah! I know what to do!
                          *Kisses left cheek*
                          *Kisses right cheek*
                          Bonjour, cherie! Comment allez vous?

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          *swee(t)pea/MaisNon?Oui,MO’S look puzzuled*,
                          (which is pretty much as normal as ishe gets)

                          “brain and Brain…WHAT IS BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!??????”

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          ummmm. wot’s ebery bunny lukin at?

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          never mind …

                        • tidmum says:

                          Drink up teh bebberij Pd’B maded yoo MaryO’.
                          Seems like yoo bee a liddle shakey after awl yaw advenshures wib personalitee displaycements.
                          *Sits Mary O’ down gentlee awn a cumfy Chare an raps a floofy blankee awl aroun. Passes MaryO’ a glass ob Coktail d’Beaker……..*

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          asif waking frum a dream…looks around.
                          Thank you, lovely Tidmum.
                          I had the strangest dream…you were all there…
                          but I kept saying to myself, There’s no place like nom, er, ICHC, there’s no place like ICHC.

                          *hands Petunia the speshul hat*
                          *promptly forgets everything geeky that is useful*
                          I thinks this is yrs. Thx.

                        • tidmum says:

                          Phew!!!
                          Bak to nermal Ifinkso.
                          Yoo had me wurried tehr fer a whyle MaryO’

                        • leeza-b says:

                          We cuds have just axed her to clik her heels together?
                          *hedpalm*

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          O hai!! Ai’m bak!! Enething egg sighting wile ai wuz gone??? ;)

                        • tidmum says:

                          Luks lyke teh reel Mary O haz been returned tew us at last Fank CC :grin:

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Oh Tidumum!! Waht happee happee noos! Taht Mais Non purrson wuz reelee prittee stranj! An taht happened two daze ago!!!

                          it’s nice to hav ar own deer Mary OH!! bak. Say – did yoo see waht Phillipe mixed up up there. Dyoo want sum??

                        • lightchild79 says:

                          ohai janet! i wuz wunnring if yoo gottid teh mekanikle bull i gibbd yoo? it r pink.
                          and awlsew teh cowgirl hat wut says burfdae gurl awn it…

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          um, ai mixeded up quite a bit of it, enuf for everybody. helps yerselfs

                        • tidmum says:

                          *Klinky glasses wiv Janet an P d’B.*

                          Wowweeeeeeeeeeee… Dat neerly blowed mah hed orf!!!!
                          *hic* *hic* *hic* :grin:
                          Fang yoo beer mush P d’B

        • teho says:

          [looks askancer]

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Oooooooooh, Priiiiiiiiiittttteeeey, MaryO!!!!!!!!! :lol:

  22. Annipuss says:

    Hooz gonna sweep up awl dat cweenfetti?
    Praps Petunia cud sweep it up wiv her tayl.

  23. aita says:

    ‘sokay honey, let’s just have
    the vet make a house call

  24. booklion says:

    For Martoonie:

    a haunting version of “Que sera, sera” performed by (who else?)

    PINK MARTINI!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdw7e4jg0&feature=related

    Happy birfday!

  25. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh bees neivver aowt oar iyn; wut tuu duu??

    Sittez tehre adn mrrrrraaaaoooooww foar helps untyl hyuoomin cums hoam?

    Oar taike a liddel nappee iyf pawsibul?

    Oar triez tuu flagg daown teh nexxt doar naybure goggeh foar halp? (Noes, goggie duz nawt liekes hims) :mad:

    Oar luuk foar wen mayoman cums adn criez piteeuusleey?

    Hmmm, staurtyng tuu rainez; kitteh geyts slyppereey wen weyt!!
    Mebbee iyf kitteh skwirmez roun enuff hims cud geyt free? :idea:

  26. gremlin says:

    “Aw, nuts!”

  27. gremlin says:

    Mah unyooshul window treetments: let me show yoo them!

  28. KC says:

    Do it urself nooter, step 1

  29. Miroku says:

    Also harbls

  30. eeckthecat says:

    More martoonies fer teh birfday cellybrashun…….

    \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o /
    l l l l l l
    – – – – – -

  31. starling says:

    Hippo birdee, Martoonie!

    *drowns in spomgetti*

  32. papawapa says:

    Fase (chk)
    Soulders (chk)
    Abnomen (no chk)
    harbls (chk) whew!

  33. greasycat says:

    Escaping kitteh jest found out whut newter means.

  34. jmuhj says:

    Ai jus hoap hansum catguy knot hurrt.

  35. Lucy2 says:

    I had a white rat that tried to escape out a “V” shaped exit. He slide sideways like the cat did only he wedged in and suffocated. What would happen if the cat caught his chest. Would he be able to escape? The window looks dangerous.

  36. Suze says:

    Nootering: u r doin it wrong.

  37. spin sycle says:

    so that’s definitely a boy then!

  38. SanSan says:

    Harbal Removal: Fail

  39. Anansii says:

    If that cat looked less calm, I’d swear he’d been injured. I think I’d have gone to check on him first rather than stopping to take a picture.

  40. Sylvia says:

    Please spay and neuter your pets! There’s nothing funny about euthanasia.

  41. catalogical humor says:

    Enhansing Produktiviteh with Windows:
    Yr doing it rong!!!

  42. Visitor says:

    If he was nutured, he wudnt want to escayp.

  43. Gillie says:

    OMG, Harbls!! O.o

  44. Upfi says:

    Happi bearsday, Martoonie / SJ! Better late than neva… Dere’z stil a lawt of cweenfetti around, u noe. Can ai haz a lolive? kthxbai.

  45. catalogical humor says:

    ackshuly I no feel lyke playing
    Rock Paper Scissors rite nao.
    I haz an owie.

  46. Lea says:

    Not funny at all. I’m a vet and have seen many cats die because of such windows. :(

  47. Brecken says:

    Wat mifter bunni wabbit i jusd wama eet you

  48. Ladybug says:

    Nice balls.

  49. madame w says:

    must get TUTORED
    then skwirwol.

  50. Sonja says:

    iz dis kittey ok? looks like that might haf couzed zum mejor inzury…. *much worried is!* poor kittey!
    S

    • SanSan says:

      I’m thinking cos his hoomans were right there taking a picture that they got him out right after, and i’m assuming that they figured out after that how to stop him from doing that again (or at least that’s how i’d be spending the rest of my day anyways).

  51. martoonie says:

    OHai eberybuddy, an fank u all so much for teh luvly partee u frowd (or wuz it just Teho hoo wuz frowin stuff?) – and ai’m so sorry ai cud nawt be heer in person. Fanks to Janet for eggsplaynin teh firewall problm. I see there wuz LOTS of cweenfetti, an martoonies, an caek, an a lolfabet list, an a borkidj in teh space tiem continyuwum an teh Danyull Craig an mai bery own lolcats dat teh lubly cheezfrenz maded for me (an did nawt eated). Ai had a luvly birfday, an now ai has had a luvly un-birthday reedin awl teh commints. Plz to share mai burfday caek an speshull birfday martoonies. Cheers!
    Sarah / SJ / Martoonie

  52. YOli says:

    oh teh harbls…nebber so good iz they?

  53. Thomas says:

    One of our cats died just like this :-( Terrible

    • connie says:

      One of my cats tried this, once. We caught him. Neither cat ever messed with those windows again. We didn’t leave them open while we were out anyway.

  54. JM says:

    Windows like this one are notorious for killing cats, neutered or not. :( Nothing funny about this picture.

  55. catnonymus says:

    To the author of this photo:
    To be honest… When I saw this pic I though sth like this ‘Is the person who took this photo really so cruel or just stupid??’
    What were you thinking about at that moment!? Couldn’t you see that your meowing pet is in a trap and probably feels a lot of pain!? Of course not. First thing you had to do was grabbing your cam and taking a photo coz it looked soooo funny, eh? Idiot. Poeple like you are irresposible and shouldn’t be allowed to keep animals. A lot of cats have died in similar situation. You’re cat was very lucky coz MAYBE you’ve finally thought about helping him..
    To web admins:
    I’ve been visiting ICHC because the site was funny and the animals in the photos didn’t seem to suffer etc. This single picture changed my opinion about ICHC. People! How could you agree to put this pic here, on your site? Shame of you.

    • krissy87 says:

      You have no idea about anything other than the singular moment captured here. Had it even occured to you that the owner of this cat actually had his/her camera and was taking a picture of the cat when this occured? No? Cat’s move so quickly if they see a bird etc, that by the time the camera goes off, he could be in a situation like this…are you also suggesting that perhaps they left the cat here for an extended period of time? To reiterate, you have no idea of the circumstances surrounding this picture, so you have no real right to pass judgement and accuse someone of cruelty or neglect. Also, you state that the cat was “meowing”, how exactly would you know, the cat’s mouth is clearly not open mid-meow- please done exaggerate to pull on the emotions of equally gullible people as yourself. Also, cats get themselves into situations like this all the time, their bodies are flexible and they are usually able to get themselve free without help- perhaps this cat did too.

      I guess my reasoning is falling on deaf ears, perhaps you will be barbecuing Ingrid Newkirk’s body when she dies…or perhaps you will be distributing it to the unsuspecting public, as per Ingrid’s wishes…

      On a final note, considering it is now over a year later, and the picture remains, I’m guessing your objection to this was “noted and ignored”.

      Have a nice day.

  56. idansdansdans says:

    WOWSERS!! Itz Martoonie’s birfdai??? Martoonie iz SJ?!? I mist teh party?!?
    * piks up some cweenfetty * * Frows it in tah ayre* Wheeeeeeeeee……!
    .
    .
    Happy Birfdai Martooni!!!! Yaaaay!

    + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨▫٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ▫  ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ •٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ▫ ٣ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж▫ • ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ

  57. softball says:

    so i guess that a good pic of my balls huh?
    lol pic for the ladies!!

  58. kathy k says:

    This cat needs to be neutered!

  59. mungyun says:

    This is too crazy. I must go hide in a corner somewhere

  60. speuterplease says:

    Yes, please have your cat neutered. MILLIONS of cats are killed every year because there are simply not enough homes for them all. The compassionate and responsible thing to do is spay & neuter – it saves lives!

  61. marie says:

    wtf i can see its balls..

  62. DutchessOfWrath says:

    Funny…. Give it a 10/10, (Someone needs a neuterin’ though)

  63. lauren says:

    And there’s why!

  64. Sharon Dunn says:

    :-( My kitty couldn’t stand to be kept inside, either…
    and the wild critters got her. My heart will never be
    the same.

  65. Sharon Dunn says:

    :-( My kitty couldn’t stand to be kept inside, either…
    and the wild critters got her. My heart will never be
    the same.


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