ur pet dor haz a numbr of teknikal
ur pet dor haz a numbr of teknikal defishunsees wich u needz ta adrezz
mebbeh nex tiem u shud go thro da hoominz door insted.
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I can has OSHA?
Con-skwoze-ulayshunz awn furvest frum last, LCB!! Wut kine ob drinkees and danses wud yoo lyke?
Oh, sry. I was, um, detained. But I is free now.
We can has drinks made wif teh diet soda and dance to teh Doors? OOOh! Mabye “Lite Mah Fier” so we can call teh… u knoes *rubs toe in teh dirt* firemans.
Trie 2 set da nyt awn….
FIIIEEERRRR!
Stuck-in-door kitteh sings:
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U knoes I’ve gained a pound or two
U knoes that I’ve been eetin’ Breyers
Let me say this now to u
Come on mommeh get teh pliers
he needz looz weit.
i can haz nootriziztem?
Teh time to hesitate is thru
No time to laff at mai attire
I tried adn just culd not get fru
Come on mommeh get the plyers
Yay! Now we is a group! Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners!
I feel a wardrobe malfunkshun coming on…
Diddun dat awlriddee happin awn da uvver fred?
(O she wif da krispee skirt n da sinjd butt)
Wut u tawkkin bowt, Aaah?
uupsee.
gave u an eggstra ‘a’ adn fergotted ur ‘z’, Aahz. sry bowt dat.
Mai faild ty ping skillz, letmii show u dem.
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Ever notiss how menny timez wii kerrect ower mistakes, even tho wii say ‘u kant due it rong, heer’? Not shur wut mai point is. Adn dis b deh drive bai commint ennyway, gotta git bak t’werk.
yr pointee ends wuz teh fact dat yew had teh krispee skirt an teh singed butt!! LOL ai got yr back GF
Beetz me … I wuz finkin bowt da “Jak b nimbul” dansin n jumpin ober da kandulstik, n haow sumboddeez dress cot fyr, n finkin haow dat wood b uh wardroab malfunkshun.
Hoawebber…
I wint bak 2 da “Im n tymowt” fred n seen haow I gotted awl miksded up bowt hoo wuz dooin da dansin n bernin n sinjin…
Mai bad memree … let me shoe … uh, wat wuz I tawkin bowt?
O yeh, I tellz peepz dat I gotz da mynd uv uh steel sieve….
Dis is de “blessed trap,” Aahz?
Oh, no. U Not hav mind like siv. u haz mind like steel trap. Rusted shut.
Akshullee, mai mynd iz reelee owpin. Da siv letz evvyfing floe rite awn thru wifowt stawpin…
Retention? Dunno da meenin uv dat werd…
Blessed trap iz most holey.
Dat wood b me…
Nite, awl! It b layt-firtee heer… tym 2 chek mai aylidz 4 pinhoalz…
An foar on corps wii cud sing:
yew noe teh cat had sutch a plight
hym’z gut got en teh whey
tried his bezt
tew get insyde
N broke rite fru tew teh otter syde
needz teh nootrisistemz
HA! No song lyric is safe in the paws of the Lolcatburglar!
Elebenty gazillion burgers fur dat wun, LCB!
i can haz bernd ceedee?
Ok, but be careful. It’s hot!
Also, scrape some of teh scorchmarks off before u put it in ur player.
i liekz iz creem 2
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U earned a few burgers urself today, didn’t u? *wink*
nommity nommity nom
Or, mebbe…
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♫♪
Well, I’ve ben down so Goddamn long
Taht it lukz like up 2 mii
Well, I’ve ben down so bery damn long
Taht it luks like up 2 mii
Yeah, why don’t one you peepul
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon adn set mii free.
U can put wun ob teh firemans asyde fore me pls lcb? kthx.
Which side u wants him on this time?
I think I can guess.
Ai promys ai be gentil wib heem.
*smylz sweetly and luks liek angil*
Callo Eye Witness news Investigative report! Wez got hedline har!!!
Yay LCB 4 ur nawt-sekkund! N a gud wun 2!
I can has new door? plzkthkzbai.
#1
Nawt sew much.
and in Door#1, a disgruntulled tabbeh- just 4 u!
Mawntee, I fink I wanna trayd Doar #1 fur da luvverlee Kerrill Merrill
HAH!
mebbe u is teh one wif defishunsees, kitteh
Moar like excesses.
But we lubs teh kitteh anyways.
Don’t think it so much door as kitty mebbe needs diet.
Mai Sassy kitteh sez “Ai resembul taht remawrk!”
Dat door no better dan my Windoze… Vista.
Iz gots stuk in teh garbaj kan
Okai, mebbe I haz gayned a lil wayt…
I nawt gane wayt — ur doar shrinkded
Teh drai-kleener musta shrinked it!
Yeeeah, it fit just fines wen we bilt it, tubbeh!
“Tell meh honistlee nao. Duz these horizontal strypes mayk mah butt luk bigger?”
Kittah sayz ” berry hard to pretendz ai did tihs won own porpoise”
lurve teh po’d luk…u know somewun was laffing at kittah!
I iz the incredbul bulk. Rawwwrr.
U wouldn’t like me when I’m hongry.
OTT: CheshireKittehKat , Ai haz levt u a plee fur halp awn “Oh, Grate” LOLpic. Fanks!!!!
Catsablanca, Ai left yuu an anser awn “Oh, Grate”; wysh Ai cud halp yuu moar!!
Objecks in mirror wider than they appeair.
ai hates mirrurs
“-Mebbe we shud invest in nuuh dor” u said.
“-rubbeesh” mum sed.
Fink dat kitteh may bees big boneded.
Rember that teh camra adds 10 bones.
eevun awn fyremenz?
Hmmm. I’ll have to do some eggspairaments. Send me a dozen assorted firemans and some flashbulbs.
Otay, butt beh vairee kareful wehre joo put tehm…
*snerk!* Teh fiermenz or teh flashee bulbs?
Wow!! Himz luks lyk Manfred! Eben teh wait!! Fank CC Manfred nots needs pet dor or himz wud luk eben moar lyk dis kitteh!
Da laytest inna looog string uff breaking an entering crymez!
Haz poleez baffled!
Burgler will sue u fur gettin hurt wyle breakin intu yr hoam!
Kitteh door.
Fail.
Sumbudy plz send it over to Failblog.org
Kthxbai
Transporter malfunction
OK, joo gunna cawl Norm Abram naow, plz?
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But befoarwe wee yuze enny pawhwer tuulz, letz tawk abaowt shop sayftee. Beh shurrr 2 reed, unnerstan adn fahlow awl teh sayftee ruulz taht come wif joor pawhwer tuul. Noeing haow 2 yuze joor pawhwer tuulz purrahpurrlee will gratelee reedoose teh riks ob purrsunaull innjree. Adn m’membner tihs: tehre iz noe moar impoartant sayftee ruul tahn 2 wear tehze, sayftee glassiz.
Ai had beeeg cruzh awn Norm.
Yez Ai iz geek, Ai haev lurnt tew assept mai straynge waize.
ebbrywun haz ter week times……….. ai used tew fink dat Tom Kroooz wuz cool…. wen hims wuz normal
(not mai lol)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1149405
:snert.5:
BTW Ai lurved teh hotlol, shud Ai goe hed N riiserb mai ruum for arrive teh 26, leaf teh 27?
ai answered dis elsewair………. let me find out iffn we can haz group rate and erly chek in
other replai
ai jus cawled an teh chek in time is 3:00 PM……… sew aim nawt shur iffn dats late for teh kittlens to injoy der day.
ai also fott dat ai mite cawl an see if der is a “group” rate, since der will be 4 rooms rented……..ai’m assuming. an den mebbee dey let us chek in early.
ai dint laik teh sound ob teh guy who answered phone……. sew ai will cawl tomorrow an talk to teh lady group manager…….. onlee can says no….
vry tr00!!
Nebber hurtz tew trii.
*flits around*
Ai’m getN ‘citid!!!
YAAAYYYY!!! (mee two.)
aiz a big fan of Roger’s. ai see yer straynge ways an raise you a bloo slate walkway…
Icemaker challenged
in soviet russia, pet dor wacks throo u
DO NOT WANT
get teh soapz!
Stoopy pet door.
Alwais maed fur teh Siamese – neber maed fur REAL sized kittehs.
Teh lablol sed: “One Size Fits Most”
And it telled teh trooth. It fitted *most* of teh kitteh.
LCB, ur reelee “hot” 2nite! Lawtsa reelee gud wunz
Mebbee U needz 2 jumpz oavur kandulstix moar offin…
Teh fire hazard aspect interests me, but I has this thing about hites, so I won’t be jumping over a candlestick, kthxmabyeavotivecandletho
CC noes yew cudden use a goggie dor
Holee shit
Cutsey pictures of cats, actually made funny instead of a waste of space.
Congratulations, you did the impossible.
Awesome!
Didz wee wemembuh owr happee piwws todai, Mikee?
(Speaking of the ironic use of the term “waste of space,” Warning, do not click on his link. )
Seriously.
OK, Kafleen, Ai trustes yuu; hims linkee wil remayne unluuked at!!!!
Dezynin doorz wif AutoCAT…ur doin’ it rong…
*snert*
Plz to wait till instawlayshun kompleet b4 uzing d’amentees.
kthxbai
That cat is a little too fluffy
Oh hai, ur howse is broked, plz to make better. Kthx.
ACCESSORIZING FAIL
What Not to Wear, kitty
Look liek kitteh hadz too menny cheezburgrz.
Kitteh woan bees goeying tuu faur wif taht doar awn her bak;
Doar Waurentee shud layst launger tahn 2 minnits; Haz xtendid waurentee pleez;
Hmmmmmm; Ai caulled Kitteh Doar Masture; rekordyng sez fone bees dysconnectid; wye em Ai nawt surprizeded????
Wel, hek wif teh refundez;;
lettuce jes geyt kitteh aowt ov doar!!!!!!!
i can has speak wiv ur soopervisor? no sry call center kitteh will put u on hold nao kthxbai!!!!!!!
This reminds me of work… I’m a software developer… nuf’ said.