ur pet dor haz a numbr of teknikal
ur pet dor haz a numbr of teknikal defishunsees wich u needz ta adrezz
mebbeh nex tiem u shud go thro da hoominz door insted.
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I can has OSHA?
Con-skwoze-ulayshunz awn furvest frum last, LCB!! Wut kine ob drinkees and danses wud yoo lyke?
Oh, sry. I was, um, detained. But I is free now.
We can has drinks made wif teh diet soda and dance to teh Doors? OOOh! Mabye “Lite Mah Fier” so we can call teh… u knoes *rubs toe in teh dirt* firemans.
Trie 2 set da nyt awn….
FIIIEEERRRR!
Stuck-in-door kitteh sings:
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U knoes I’ve gained a pound or two
U knoes that I’ve been eetin’ Breyers
Let me say this now to u
Come on mommeh get teh pliers
he needz looz weit.
i can haz nootriziztem?
Teh time to hesitate is thru
No time to laff at mai attire
I tried adn just culd not get fru
Come on mommeh get the plyers
Yay! Now we is a group! Lolcatburglar and teh Purrloiners!
I feel a wardrobe malfunkshun coming on…
Diddun dat awlriddee happin awn da uvver fred?
(O she wif da krispee skirt n da sinjd butt)
Wut u tawkkin bowt, Aaah?
uupsee.
gave u an eggstra ‘a’ adn fergotted ur ‘z’, Aahz. sry bowt dat.
Mai faild ty ping skillz, letmii show u dem.
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Ever notiss how menny timez wii kerrect ower mistakes, even tho wii say ‘u kant due it rong, heer’? Not shur wut mai point is. Adn dis b deh drive bai commint ennyway, gotta git bak t’werk.
yr pointee ends wuz teh fact dat yew had teh krispee skirt an teh singed butt!! LOL ai got yr back GF
Beetz me … I wuz finkin bowt da “Jak b nimbul” dansin n jumpin ober da kandulstik, n haow sumboddeez dress cot fyr, n finkin haow dat wood b uh wardroab malfunkshun.
Hoawebber…
I wint bak 2 da “Im n tymowt” fred n seen haow I gotted awl miksded up bowt hoo wuz dooin da dansin n bernin n sinjin…
Mai bad memree … let me shoe … uh, wat wuz I tawkin bowt?
O yeh, I tellz peepz dat I gotz da mynd uv uh steel sieve….
Dis is de “blessed trap,” Aahz?
Oh, no. U Not hav mind like siv. u haz mind like steel trap. Rusted shut.
Akshullee, mai mynd iz reelee owpin. Da siv letz evvyfing floe rite awn thru wifowt stawpin…
Retention? Dunno da meenin uv dat werd…
Blessed trap iz most holey.
Dat wood b me…
Nite, awl! It b layt-firtee heer… tym 2 chek mai aylidz 4 pinhoalz…
An foar on corps wii cud sing:
yew noe teh cat had sutch a plight
hym’z gut got en teh whey
tried his bezt
tew get insyde
N broke rite fru tew teh otter syde
needz teh nootrisistemz
HA! No song lyric is safe in the paws of the Lolcatburglar!
Elebenty gazillion burgers fur dat wun, LCB!
i can haz bernd ceedee?
Ok, but be careful. It’s hot!
Also, scrape some of teh scorchmarks off before u put it in ur player.
i liekz iz creem 2
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U earned a few burgers urself today, didn’t u? *wink*
nommity nommity nom
Or, mebbe…
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♫♪
Well, I’ve ben down so Goddamn long
Taht it lukz like up 2 mii
Well, I’ve ben down so bery damn long
Taht it luks like up 2 mii
Yeah, why don’t one you peepul
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon adn set mii free.
U can put wun ob teh firemans asyde fore me pls lcb? kthx.
Which side u wants him on this time?
I think I can guess.
Ai promys ai be gentil wib heem.
*smylz sweetly and luks liek angil*
Callo Eye Witness news Investigative report! Wez got hedline har!!!
Yay LCB 4 ur nawt-sekkund! N a gud wun 2!
I can has new door? plzkthkzbai.
#1
Nawt sew much.
and in Door#1, a disgruntulled tabbeh- just 4 u!
Mawntee, I fink I wanna trayd Doar #1 fur da luvverlee Kerrill Merrill
HAH!
mebbe u is teh one wif defishunsees, kitteh
Moar like excesses.
But we lubs teh kitteh anyways.
Don’t think it so much door as kitty mebbe needs diet.
Mai Sassy kitteh sez “Ai resembul taht remawrk!”
Dat door no better dan my Windoze… Vista.
Iz gots stuk in teh garbaj kan
Okai, mebbe I haz gayned a lil wayt…
I nawt gane wayt — ur doar shrinkded
Teh drai-kleener musta shrinked it!
Yeeeah, it fit just fines wen we bilt it, tubbeh!
“Tell meh honistlee nao. Duz these horizontal strypes mayk mah butt luk bigger?”
Kittah sayz ” berry hard to pretendz ai did tihs won own porpoise”
lurve teh po’d luk…u know somewun was laffing at kittah!
I iz the incredbul bulk. Rawwwrr.
U wouldn’t like me when I’m hongry.
OTT: CheshireKittehKat , Ai haz levt u a plee fur halp awn “Oh, Grate” LOLpic. Fanks!!!!
Catsablanca, Ai left yuu an anser awn “Oh, Grate”; wysh Ai cud halp yuu moar!!
Objecks in mirror wider than they appeair.
ai hates mirrurs
“-Mebbe we shud invest in nuuh dor” u said.
“-rubbeesh” mum sed.
Fink dat kitteh may bees big boneded.
Rember that teh camra adds 10 bones.
eevun awn fyremenz?