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noms: want
graph of noms: do not want
Will nom hand tht is makin graph.
Hav nom, will travel
noms on handz: do not want
*snurt*
Noms on sholdurs of sleeping mommeh aftur 7 am: 100%
Concatulations two-kittehs on ur top spot!
Whut kynd uff sillybration goes wit a graph?
sumfing graphic?
but not 2 graphic!
fanks tribble, I haz to be going now Uz haz to parteh widout meh…
I will seez eberyone tomorroz
:wavez furree pawzes
Bye…concatulations agin!
Do not want! Want Kittehs
Anom!!!!!
Anom Anom.
Do doo de doodoo
Anom Anom
Do Doodoo do…..
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dang! I cant fynd mah moosical notes..
Heer, ai gibz yu sum.♪♫♫♫♫♪
fanks gmwgs
How yoo feelin tewdai? Bedder I hopes?
Pritty gud, fankz. went tu “awlmost ekzursize clas” nd dint fawl aslepe awn da flor. Yay! wuz last clas til august Iz haawt tudai. 92 decrease but iz gud insied. Wut wur yu duing at horsptal. SMOM wuz sai “tour” Ar kidletz ok?
Wow!! 92 degrees !! Dats Hawt!!
Lols at “almoast exurcize class”!!
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Hadda pointment wib a orthopod bowt mah nek/showlder injuree frum a few yeers ago.
No majer prollums fank CC.
Taykin Angsty wun tew Hospiddle awn Wensday fer Hearin ayds fitting.
She has a sad an a angree an a “It’s not fair” !!!
Nd itz nawt fare fur yung wun tu hab sush problumz.
Da clas if yu wud se lukz leik a bunch ub owld peepz roling arownd awn da flor liek beechd walez.
nd naow se if dey gib me bak mai abatar. Dey sai ai nawt noze mai paswurd.
I grees wib dat.
I prolly gettin sum tew-wen i EVENCHOOLEE get a blinkin pointment
(Is hereditary prollum in mah fambly)
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If yew kin get down awn dat floor an up agen, den dats moar tahn I cud doo
Prolly bork sumfing,me!!!
tehy mussuv saw mai handz.
Mai hans 2! Az well az mai ayncles n toeses! Lurvs habing 7 monf owld bebbeh kitteh!
Dis waz to b unner eubie’s thred.
Nao iz wear it bee longs?? NO unnerstend!!!
it’s teh *yoor eckzplutiv heer* Werdpress!
an mai calves, ankkles an hans. ai so lubs habbin grumpy 11 year oldz kitteh! ai still lubs him wenn he not bein syko kitteh!
Teh shurly not ! Shiny expensiv gushifuds pleh ! Horribubble mows gore NOM !
Iz funnee cos iz trew. Conga rats two_kittehs, Let mee bee teh nawt sekkund to ofver yew a drinksie and a dans. Wot wud yew liek?
fanks kiwi, I can haz cold coffee or iced tea it ar 100degrees here
too hot to danse may be we can take a dipz in deh pool
Ai cud teesch yew how to dans liek nooziland boyzes duz - not neediez nrg for taht.
*walks on to teh dansflor wiv botul ob bear in wun hand nd cigret in teh obber*
*stand wiv teh foots togebber*
*lizzen to teh moosik fer halv a beet*
*step onto teh leff foots*
*bring rite foots akros*
*step onto teh rite foots*
*bring teh leff foots akros*
*repete*
Iz vairy impurtint taht yew do all teh steps out of tyme to teh moosik. And luk aroynd teh dansflor at teh otehr gurlkittehs.
Sownz liek doze boiz ar berry talinted. but nawt az dansurs. maibe sumfing els?
Hey!! Ai inbented dat dans in teh sebentees wen ai dids teh bar seen!! (Mai nus teh cig, tho.) Ai waz neber beree cord in ayted!
Yew want be honaree keewee tehn, MM?
Fanks KK!! Cants way to yuse teh free playn tikkets to Kiwi land dat aiz to get fur bein hono … hnoa… doptid Kiwi! Canz ai yuse dem in Jan??? Dats wen wite floofee cold snoe iz at itz werst heer!
Hai MM and welcum to mai countree. In upsyde-down nooziland teh floofy snow cums in teh Joone-Orgist. Wee had sum snoe on teh weeknd. Ai meetzes yew at teh ayrplaynehaws wib chocklit pavlova nd teh steinlager bear, yesss?
Sowns grate!! NE choklit fish lef?? Needz to restok dem in teh CCC! Deys gud fur qwik nrg!
Iz sendink teh choklit fush thru teh intertoobs. Not gud to haf teh CCC wibout teh nrg suply.
Did yew git tehm?
Keewee boiz iz ‘blokes’ and tehy keepz tehir talints hidinz unles it be teh huntin, fishin nd shootin and teh rugbee.
Lawtz ub merkun boiz tu. Mai bruvvurz cud dans pritty gud but did awl but da rugby ub doze “boy ” fingz, Da wun awlmost 80 yeerz owld stil riedz horsez.
Hai gma. Mee haz fantazee bout findink teh cowboi frum Montana or Whyomink and rydin off intew teh sunset togebber. Ai gues he wud haf to be liek teh kiwiboiz.
Eff yew doan mynd an udder sport [nawt splort], yew kin fynd manee boiz liek taht frum Nomtana, Whyomink & partz ob Hydeeho & Washaton.
Teh So. ILLI noi boiz whir teh sayme, but yew’d bii rydin orf onna back ob a 4-wheelr… nawt az roe man tick axshoe alley.
Wehn ai findz mai cowboi ai wil go to teh merikan futbal wif heem. Wee wil taek teh pikuptruk to teh gaymz. It be red pikuptruk. Wee liev on teh ranch wib teh cheezburgerznotdoneyets nd teh horsies (ai haf to lurn to ryde tho) nd teh kittehs nd haf teh cheezpeeps cum fore partays in Nomtana.
Mai ritch fantazee life, let me shows yew heem…
hey !! wrdprs eeted my commint. hazn’t dun that fer a lawng time.
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n-e-way, ai wuz posting the linky to a version (yes, there is wun on YouTube) of “down the hall on saturday night” which describes a preveeyous version of this scene. ai learned it awn a stay in NooZeeLand, and thot it wud be ppropriate here. So ai trais again.
Here goes.
coming right up.
wait for it.
ai takes the aich aich tee pee off.
all is ready…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRjvnDPmPd4
I do not like YouTube.
Too much music, especially guitars, pianos and singing.
*ponders*
Maybe I should start a petition to ban YouTube from ICHC?
Dear Mais NON!! Ai’m so glad yoo are heer too! Ai wuz still sending invitashuns to SJ’s partee - Kafleen awnlee askeededed mee abaout it yesterday - an ai havn’t had much time to werk awn it!
It’s starts awn teh next Pikshcure - teh noon wun fur us - 6AM ICHC time!
Nothing fancee - just yurself to have fun. But yoo’ll have to be Mais OUI!! again!!
Hai PdB, thx fer taht. Frum teh lookie ob teh mountin teh filum was shooted round New Plymouth, in teh norf iland - justin case ne1 wantzes to noe.
I alwaiz bites teh hand dat feeds meh. Is dat rong? Oopsie.
Dipends. Hooman blud kan mayk cheep stoar-brand gushi food taste liek reel gushi fuud.
Just lyke sekret sos!
Mai kittehs seme tew b n teh tihrd cat-egoree.
O hai cats. How yew?
Hai KK! Eets laitning nd fundering nd rayning heer….kittehs hab goen n2 haiding. Ai fot Ai wuz goin tew git mai nawt sekund nawt sekund, but eech tyme Ai traied eet wuld coem up “The website cannot display the page.” Stoopy wether nd stoppy pooter! Dija c teh noet Ai levt yew las naite?
Iz kold tewdai nd Buddy wented bak to bed aftur bekkist. We did get teh snoe but teh junya terawrysts and tehir kyoot daddie not cummed ober to mai haws (tehy is free ours driffink away). Ai not c teh noet - wich lolpic yew post him on?
Dat daddy mus be berry cyute, indede tu eben cunsidur habbing doze chilrenz arownd. Speshlee in da wintur nd in da haowse awla tiem. DU NAWT WANT. Mai oan wur bad enuf. nd dey wuz gurlz. Finkso boiz ar borned wif def wish, if nawt dere own, sumbuddy els’z
Mai boichild wuz teh EZ wun… iz teh girliez whu noe whair mai buttinz ar… and push tehm at whill.
mai muvvur sed boiz wur eeziur dan gurlz nd ai wuz a moddul chyl. ai eben choze tu go tu chruch nd sing ina kwire, nebbur did ennyfing danjrus. boiz awlwaiz wuz hurting demselfz, braking bonez, shuting ina fut (plaing fasdraw). She hab nurbus brakedowan. nd stil she sed.
He vairy kyoot. Ai needz teh CHRG (wdoi), teh 50s-stile bayfing cap nd lotz of teh ducky taype to lookies at heem.
Teh wikkleikklewuns iz naice too. Ai no haf mai own so iz gud taht ai can pratis on dem. Nd tehn wehn iz grumpiepersun ai can saiz “go see daddie.”
It wuz awn teh “Color” LOLPic.
Tahnks, ai jest reads him. Iz gud taht yew haf teh keeweefroot - uz kiwiz laff wehn teh merikans tork bout ‘kiwis’ and meen teh kiwifroot. Cos teh kiwi is teh wikkle ikkle bird taht notfly taht iz ower nashunil burd.
Wehn yew are reddy fore yore nekst Honaree Kiwi lessun ai wil tel yew bout teh pineapple lumpz.
Hand has bettur flavur thn other fudz