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Ma da ceiling cat witnesses r here they haz scratchtower magazine 4 u

tell dem we nawt interestd in der dogma.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Sunday, June 8th, 2008 at 1:00 pm.

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  1. GeeNeeZcatz says:
    June 9, 2008 at 12:02 am

    Ohai,
    cum in, ai has impotent kweschun 4 U

    Reply
  2. rodney dill says:
    June 9, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Tell ‘em to go away, we’re Cat-tholic

    Reply
  3. rodney dill says:
    June 9, 2008 at 12:15 am

    “Hey Mom the FBI is here… Wazzat?… Oh, Federal Bukkit Investigators“

    Reply
  4. Todd says:
    June 9, 2008 at 12:16 am

    “Has u found Ceiling Cat’s only kitteh, who died for ur noms?….”

    Reply
  5. Ambercat says:
    June 9, 2008 at 12:22 am

    We R in yur ayria an has a speshul offah awn dubble galyzing/ dryvwais/ gutterin. Teh naym ob owr furm? Rob M. Blynd.

    Reply
  6. woozled says:
    June 9, 2008 at 12:46 am

    ZOMG!! EVAGGL… ENVALEGGIC… ELLANVEGGICK…THIBLE BUMPERS!! GET IN TEH CARR!!!!!11!!
    .
    (Joo can tell tehyre nawt teh Mormon kittehs – tehy r nawt dresst alyke,)
    .
    A deerlee depahrtid fred ob myne wunce ansuud teh door and wehn sheh faound owt tehy wurr JWs, sayed ‘Wee ownlee wurship Saytan in tihs haowse’an cloazed the doar. Troo Storee.

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    • ... says:
      June 9, 2008 at 4:41 am

      I feel bad 4 yoo. Yoo shoul hab told her bout Ceeling Cat!

      Reply
      • woozled says:
        June 9, 2008 at 3:02 pm

        Doo nawt feel sadz 4 meh – I gawt 2 knoe hurr soe ai wuz teh Lukky!
        .
        Her wentz ober teh Raynboe Bribge numberus yeerz bfoar teh wurd of CC hitz teh webbage – shee wood’ve lubbed it.

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  7. mugglemary says:
    June 9, 2008 at 1:27 am

    >snerk<
    woozled, ai haff a troo storee also
    a frend had jws com to door, an she had a fren tehr who had imbibed a bit too much in teh smokin uv teh ganja an he skooted acrost teh floar on his bakk an looked up teh laydee jw’s skirt!
    tehy apparentlee neerly fell daown stares tew get awai frum him.

    mai favrite response tew siding salesmentals is to say sure cmon over ai live in a condo! tehy hang up sewper fast. i’ve also done the wurshipping satan line and tehy look so confuzzled..

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    • greystar13 says:
      June 9, 2008 at 2:33 am

      *snerk again*
      Also tru storee, had witnezzez com to mai haus oncet, I listened plitelee (cuz I be nice like dat) den I toldz dem ‘OK, I listens to yur relig… rilig… faith story if u listens 2 mine.’ So dey sez, ‘what faith r u?” and I says ‘I is druid, worship trees’ They close moufs n go way fast… I lol’d.

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      • Jimmba says:
        June 9, 2008 at 5:07 am

        are yew weely a drooid? ai’m WWCND :)

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        • MomCatAnna says:
          June 9, 2008 at 9:20 am

          My muddur was was easily confuze-uld sometiems. In deh 70′s, we had nayburs hoo was de Druse muslims , and she thot deh was da tree-worshipin kind of drooids.

          Eye is pagan, but not drooid. I haz da grove ub oke treez, but worships goddess’n'god in da grove, not da treez theyselfs.

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      • trimi says:
        November 16, 2008 at 10:44 am

        you lol’d? peachy. we get it all the time. not really that scary anymore. funny how much guts it takes to go to the door, not knowing whats on the other side, and how much guts it takes to put someone down when we do. efenshually ywewl unnerstant. we try to help, thats all, nice to know you appreciate it.

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    • catsablanca says:
      June 9, 2008 at 3:36 am

      Mai momcat traiz tew convurt tehm tew owr relijun.

      Reply
      • catsablanca says:
        June 9, 2008 at 3:41 am

        Ohai Greystar13! Ware diju coem frum? WeirdPrezz muzta bin chooing ur commint upz nd spittin it owt bcuz yew wurnt dere a foo minitz agoe. :roll:

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  8. Oilslug says:
    June 9, 2008 at 1:30 am

    witnesses? i didn’t even see the accident!

    Reply
  9. lolnascar says:
    June 9, 2008 at 1:44 am

    sry, guys…mahm sez im still growndid.

    Reply
  10. ayup says:
    June 9, 2008 at 3:02 am

    Wei nos wen u beh haiden. Sohkay… :o P

    Reply
  11. ayup says:
    June 9, 2008 at 3:04 am

    Wei nos wehn yoo hyden. Sokay….

    Reply
  12. two_kittehs says:
    June 9, 2008 at 3:14 am

    I thot U travel in pairs, where is your partnur?
    did Uz eated himz?

    Reply
  13. thepetmuseum says:
    June 9, 2008 at 3:35 am

    has u akcepted ceeling cat as yer purrsonal saviour?

    Reply
  14. kafleen says:
    June 9, 2008 at 3:58 am

    It seems we has LOTS ub CC and Basement cat picshurs nowadays, ware dey used too onlee show up rarelee. I always wurree sumwun gonna get dey fur all standin up over it butt it seems dey yushally turns owt ok.

    Reply
    • Harry says:
      June 9, 2008 at 5:23 am

      I duz haz objectshun to the radiotieping of black kittehs as evil. I haz been owned by black kittehs and orange kittehs and gray kittehs and calico kittehs and siamese kittehs, and the black wuns rnt eny more evils than the uther colors of kittehs. Now I is servunt to three black kittehs, and they is awl beautimus, in my humble opinyun.

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      • luvscatsVA says:
        June 9, 2008 at 5:33 am

        Blak wunz are mai favrites! Ai haz 2 nao- Cupcake and new bebbeh, Caspian- not ebbil- mebbe mischeevoos!

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        • Harry says:
          June 9, 2008 at 5:41 am

          Definuttly mischeevoos! I coodn’t beleeve it when they tolded me at the Hoomane Socyutee that the black kittehs are always the lastest to get adopted, and meny never duz. That gave me a big sad for all the black kittehs duumed becuz of stoopy stooperstishuns.

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          • Spring says:
            June 9, 2008 at 6:12 am

            I red aboot a Hoomane Socyutee employiee who named one black kitteh “Jelly Bean”. The next hooman who came in lieked the name so much she adopted “Jelly Bean”. No sooner had “Jelly Bean” left the building, and the employiee was putting “Jelly Bean” on another cage with a black kitteh in it. That shelter adopted out a lot of black kittehs with “Jelly Bean” for a name!

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          • TH says:
            June 9, 2008 at 8:18 am

            Ai bleeve the goggies hav sayme problum. Dey r called “BBDs” 4 “big black dogs” an parently dey r teh furvest-frum-nawt-sekkund wuns 2 get dopted. We has 2 goggies an 2 kittehs now (wun iz blak an he teh bestest kitteh in de wurl!) but Ai tole DH dat’s whut kinda goggie we gonna get neks tyme. Wun uv our shelters heer will taek donashuns spcially 4 teh blak kittehs too cuz dey don get dopted either. Is teh pleh.

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            • matilda says:
              June 9, 2008 at 1:16 pm

              I has a BBD, the sweetest, gentlest Belgian Shepherd. But the cats pick on , smack him in the face, swing on his tail etc. Poor goggie!

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          • kafleen says:
            June 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm

            Harry, I am glad you added that. I was pop eyed over your comment that
            about the stereotype…I was going to poo-poo that idea and suggest it
            was all in goodnatured fun and that surely no one really feels that way…
            until I read what you just said about the black kitties at the Humane Society.

            That is …inconceivable! 8-O I love the black kitties. In fact, here is our
            friend Oscar, frolicking in the grass in the dark…

            http://www.farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2558788530_c8d5b794d7.jpg?v=0

            That’s really sad. I truly had no idea there were that many stupid, super-
            stitious people in the world. :(

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          • Harry says:
            June 10, 2008 at 10:42 pm

            The all-black or almost-all-black kittehs have the hardest time. If they are still kittens, they might be adopted, but adult black cats almost never get adopted. Big pleh! :( :( :(

            Reply
  15. Brat says:
    June 9, 2008 at 6:43 am

    You guys KILL me! You are the masters! ROFLMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  16. Foshizzel says:
    June 9, 2008 at 7:07 am

    ohai! i can haz biblical studi? kthx!

    Reply
  17. burfday fairy says:
    June 9, 2008 at 7:28 am

    Iz teh Burfday Fairy kom to wish all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an eben teh trollz (cuz CC sez we mus be kind to owr emenies) hoo haz burfdays today HAPPEE BURFDAY!!!1!! konfettiz an homemaed burfday kaeks for evreewun!11!!

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  18. jmuhj says:
    June 9, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Dew wii hav tew go dor-tew-dor tew?

    An no, dogs aren’t hevin. Dogs r hell.

    Reply
  19. CheshireKittehKat says:
    June 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Wel, weez can haz Toulerince, pleez;

    Awl kyndes ov kittehs: Jehovah’s Witnesses, Catholics, Parkyng metre wourshippurs, Protestants, Jewish peeps, Druids, adn soe menny menny moar, ov awl differament faiths and purrsonal purrsuashuns; (awlsoe goggies; )

    May weez alwaiz libb tugevver iyn peece adn muuchewal unnerstandyng, adn triey nawt tuu hurtez eech uvver (az liddel az possibul)

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    • DeeDeeQ5724 says:
      June 10, 2008 at 11:27 am

      I finks whys people is finkin dis funny is not cuz of relijon so much as that dese sorta peeps come to ur hauz disturbin u n tryin to shov dere relijun down ur throats. DAT is not nice at all.

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      • mindshadow says:
        June 11, 2008 at 12:24 pm

        Dis ar teh friendly houz, not an irritatd houz… teh momcat in dis houz seems 2 liek the Scratchtower. They doan seem 2 share ur opinion ov it not bean nice.

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      • mindshadow71 says:
        June 11, 2008 at 12:39 pm

        Dis ar teh friendly houz, not an irritatd houz… teh momcat in dis houz seems 2 liek the Scratchtower. They doan seem 2 share ur opinion ov it not bean nice.

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      • trimi says:
        November 16, 2008 at 10:50 am

        sorry, not shove. we’re just trying to make people look back into their bibles for answers to some of life’s questions…. your pastor is trying to shove religion on you. we try to draw attention to the bible, but its hard now, noone cares. too bad. witnesses have a bad name cause who else but mormons go door to door? we’re in the public eye. therefore we’re disliked. too bad. we’re just trying to help. do you try to help? hope so, pay it forward.

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  20. le_fantome says:
    June 9, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    i shud take mai kitteh wif me tuh teh doorz… but noone reelyzes it no be dogma at ull. iz intresting, lyk cheezburger fur teh braynz.

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  21. thefelinepunk says:
    June 9, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    At leest iz not teh Meowmons.

    Reply
  22. ayup says:
    June 10, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Preeshee8n CheshireKittehKat. Eye bee doin it. Peece!

    Reply
  23. Nicole says:
    June 10, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Hi, sorry for no lolspeak, but, I really need to know how to contact the photo source, the original person that posted the photo that is used in the lolcat. The gray tabby cat at the door looks *EXACTLY*, mark for mark, like my cat Miley that ran away one year ago. I know it’s random but I mean exactly. The background could be in my town or one nearby, but there isn’t quite enough there to figure out where. Does anyone know anything at all about the source of this photo? Or any way I can contact the original poster of the photo itself? I promise if they are very attached to her that I would not try to take her away, but it would really mean so much to me to know she is alright and has found a happy home. And if she is an outside stray I would be happy to come and pick her up and bring her home if they have not adopted her.
    Thanks,
    Nicole
    rhiannon_chiana@yahoo.com

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  24. XII says:
    June 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Damn, that’s my kitteh, right there, the tabby. Same markings and everything – she’s missing, too. Does anyone know who submitted this? I mean, where did the picture come from?

    And sorry for no lolspeak, I don’t speak lolcat on the internet.

    Reply
  25. ebooks says:
    July 22, 2008 at 11:26 am

    bahaha… i luvz it. ceiling cat witnesses… amazing!

    Reply
  26. AskaLangly says:
    October 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Ceiling Cat’s in His Heaven, All’s Right With the World.

    … MEOWS ONLY.

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