Oh, grate.
Oh, grate.
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Conga-rats, Kayla! Name yer drinkee and dans…FFL sell-a-brashun!!!!
Thankee! Is mai furst nawt sekkond. I is surprised! I can has screw driver drinkz and teh band Muse for dans?
Oooh! I can haz scroo dryvr dreenkz 2? Tytin up watebberz luse…
N I can haz dans wif Kayla?
K! Lets has drink and dans! *dans wif Aahz* Yay!
Yay! I gitz 2 dans wif Kayla da Nawt-Sekkund!
*bows jentlminlee-liek*
*dans dans dans*
*spin spin spin*
*kik shooz up* *shooz fly awf*
Ewpz, sorree bowt dat
*kik feetz up naow dat shooz r goan*
*dans dans dans*
*spin spin spin*
*nys n dizzee naow*
Fankee 4 da dans, Kayla! *bowz agin*
oh! we can haz blak holz an revlu- revation- dizkolsurs?
& this Muse-ness has nothing to do with the poster being Matt B? 0_o
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
dirty dancing?
Whatever it iz, I didn’t do it…
Noboddie saw me yu cant proove ennyting
Grate!
Nawt so grate, akshually….
U beetid me to it!!!
That feeling – I had it once.
poor kitteh
Whatcha in fer? I’m in fer cryme of kyoot.
Oe noe! Iz bein kyoot uh krym naow? I hoepz nawt, r els da kyoot lolcat plees can haz feeld dai rownd heer laytlee…
I DIDN’T steel teh lolrus’ bukkit….I iz innocynt!
eye didun steel yur hart neevur – eye fort yew giv it 2 mii..???
“Ah’m here for litterin’..and causin’ a disturbance”…
“… n dey awl moovd awai frum me awn da binch dere, da heree aibawl n awl kindza meen, nastee uglee fingz, til I sed ‘n creeaytin uh noosins’ n dey awl moovd bak, shook mai hand, n we had awl fun awn da Groop W binch…”
Tank yew Aahz fer gettin teh “Alice’s Restaurant” ref. Good taht I iz nawt the ownly vintage cheespeep here
“Vintage”? Datz uh nys wai uv puttin it!
I noez da hole 18 minitz of “Alice’s Restaurant” bai memree. Datz mai sekkund-fayvrit Arlo sawng. Da nawt-sekkund iz “Ballad of Reuben Clamzo and His Strange Daughter in the Key of A” but I dunno awl uv dat wun bai memree (I noes moast uvvit, doh)
eef yew kan membur Arlo – yew wuzznt der!!!
tehy ust tu play tihs ahn teh
radeo ebery year ahn
Thanxgivvinusum dai!
mii tew aahz! i uzed tew dew teh hole tihng mush tew teh annoince ov thoz arownd me whin ai wuz nawt vintage…
Den, n mai moar melloe mowmintz, I pulld owt mai banjo n plaed (WIFOWT pix awn mai feengurz) “City of New Orleans” I awlsew b uh reelee big trayn buff 2, sew dat sawng can haz dubble meenin 4 me…
nawt alohn, iz en “4 part hamoanee”
“Wit feelin’”
K, naow, evvybodee — win it kumz rownd agin awn da gitar…
U kin gitz ennyfing u wawnt at Alissiz Resturont
(septin Aliss)
U kin gitz ennyfing u wawnt
At Alissiz Resturont
Wawk rite n itza rownda bak
Jessa haffa myl frum da raylrode trak
U kin gitz ennyfing u wawnt at Alissiz Resturont
La-de-da-de-da-de-da
At Alissiz … Resturoooooooont!
*fanky fanky — Ail b heerz awl weak*
heer yew goes !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7C0QGkiVo
teh latestest vershun
Oh, I noez it too… Ai uzed too reesite teh hoal fing foar teh grrl nex’ doar awn teh wau haom on teh skoo buz,,, unfuborchoonatelee ai noe lawnger hav teh vynlol….
Whale tehn yur undr a resturawrnt!
Poor pun indeed!
He wuz alreddy n jail..on teh groop w bench!
Adn undr a resturawrnt…where r u, in Oz.??
Iz Arlo wearin red converse allstarz??
Can he click hiz rubbr heelz adn all teh
garbij iz gon? Ai don kno?
But, teh Farmur feedz us ahl.
YAY! Farmerz! ttfn
wat ar yew in fur? wi fi?
Noo zew egzibit:
Orenj tabbeekitn
(baybeekatus poyzinus)
R maybee dis b uh baybee Bermees Tygr (surprisibus surprisibus)
“I iz! I iz uh beybee Burmeez taigrrrr! Mah blk straipz jest hazn’t growd in yet!!”
Aw 8ch E dubble toofpix
S….P….L……..O……R……..T………..!
Kwik!! Sumbuddy bringz teh CCC! Ai donut noes wear it iz!
Hanging ahn, ohahtahgoosiam! Wee will getz help!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
Soopah Jynoarmuss
CCC iz reddee 4
massivv messee ‘Soloart!’z!
Noo hebbee dootee
CHRGz wiff Bunneh
Vyzurrz beez reddee
Flooffee Blankittz 4
ebbeewun! CHRGz
beez tukkd deep insyde
Chawklitt Bunnehz andz
Turrkillz andz Froazenn Millkee
Wayz wiff Peeko Tee
Jack.
doo nawt frorgret teh CHRGz(wtfhoi)!!
Ifn joo duzzn’t noe y, ai haz a linkee foar joo soes joo noes.
OMG, I has neber womanned the CCC B4…
Here, we scoopp up the braynes *scoopity scoop*
Now put de braynes back in playce *patpat ptttity*
Den ..hers a pink blankee & possum shaped choklit n a martoonie.
Sit n recober. K?
need…ducky taype….50’s style baffing cap…halp…halp…ai sees moar braynes onna florr…r dey mine?
*sips choklit martoonie*
iz bedder but sum braynes still missing…..
Rut roa! Beeg messee splort!
HAY! Itteh bitteh kitteh! Breeng n da CCC!!
(see mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649 )
*skreech 2 uh hawlt*
K, ohahtahgoosiam, jess howld still, I gitz u beddur n noe tym
*sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl*
*skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed*
*patteepatpat 2 mayk em awl smoov agin*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dukee tayp 2 putz hed 2gevvr agin*
*cuvverz hed wif bavvin cap n CHRG(wdoi)*
*rapz ohahtahgoosiam wif sawftee fwoofee bwankee*
Dere naow, awl beddur. Haz sum chokklit possums wif rich creemee fillinz n sum hawt chokklit wif wippee creem awn top (4 da vyteeminz, u noe)
B cayrfool serfin ICHC wifowt ur CHRG — u nebber noe win uh ekstree kyoot kitteh b poppin up…
Oooh, Aahz, yew is so much bedder tahn I w the CC. Fanks fer teh help!
Noe, I nawt beddur, jess differnt. C, I fergitted da martoonee! I gess da fur-vest frum nawt sekkund peep 2 yooz da CCC puttid da martoonees inna differnt drawr… I needz 2 fank u 4 ur hep 2!
ohahtahgoosiam, r u dooin K yet?
I bemembers martoonies alweez. Tehy is neer n deer to ma heart. Ooh, TMI>
ai finks tehy is neereer to yur livr.
lolz! POINT!
Ifn I can haz enuff uvvem, deyz cloasur 2 mai bladder…..
Dis b uh test. Pleez disreegawrd dis kawmint. Pai noe attinshun 2 da liddul man bahynd da kurtin.
I furgitted 2 trie sumfin dat catsablanca givvd me 2 yooz. Lemme c ifn it werkz:
:siren:
Dis kunkloodz dis test. We naow reetern u 2 ur reglolarlee skedyoold lolz.
Aw nutz… bak 2 da drawin bored…
OHAI Aahz! heer b a linkee 4 u. Just put teh aitch tea tea pea stuff in frunt uv it.
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codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
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It will showing u awl deh smileez u can b making.
corse, ennybuddy els kan b lukking at it 2.
Ohai, CMJ! Ai haz hda teh linkee fur sebral weaks, butt donut noe hao 2 nsurt teh simbol. Aahz nd Ai bof traied yewsing whut tehy showz, butt eet noe werkee. Ene sugjesshuns wuld b grately (noe punn ntended) preshiated! Kthxbai.
Catsablanca, Ai uuse teh Word Press Codex;(yuu kan googlol tuugeyt iyt)
Butt Ai donut use teh symbols; insted Ai uuse teh wurds; i.e.;
Smile bees
Grin bees
Shock bees
adn soe awn; jest follow teh chart
Awlsoe: donut put punkchewashun markes eivver befoar oar afture teh
adn etc. guud luuk, CKK
Tuu nawt beez cunfuuzleing:
Smile bees colon smile colon (noe spaises between)
Grin bees colon grin colon (noe spaises)
Shock bees colon shock colon (noe spaises)
Hoep tihs splaines iyt beddure!!!!
Fanky 4 da hep, CKK! I wuz triein anuvver emoatikawn frum anuvver listee, nawt noein at da tym wat wunz WerdPretzel yoozdid. But I dun fownded da listee uv sportid emoatikawns at da linkee dat cweenmj poastid abuv… n :siren: wuznt wun uvvem.
C bloe wat I dun did aftur werdz…
Ohai, CKK! Yoosooly taht werks fur mi, butt dere’s a flashee blu nd redd lait cawled :siren: awn tihs sait taht wi cannut git tew werk heer, butt I can copycat nd payste tew an emayle:
ww.freebiesociety.com/forums/misc.php?do=showsmilies
Nd dere’s a cyoot Kittyjig awn tihs 1 taht Ai kin copycat nd payste tew an emayle, butt nawt tew heer:
http://www.differentelephant.com/gallery/v/internets/emoticons/emot-kittyjig.gif.html
Heer’s anubber sait wif lotz ob gud akshun kittehs, butt Ai donut noe hao tew git tehm ober heer (tehy donut copycat nd payste tew eneeware):
http://www.online-thecatsmeow.com/emoticonsCATS2.shtml
HALP! Mai lakc ob innertoob skilz, let mi showz u themz! Kthxbai.
I lernded sum stuffz triein 2 gitz da siren 2 werkz. Dere iz ownlee sew minnee emoatikawnz dat werkz heer, n u cayunt addz inny kustum wunz. Neevur kin u yooz aitch tee imm ayl 2 mayk uh linkee 2 n immij frum anuvver syt, cuz WerdPretzel noms da aitch tee imm ayl…
But maybee da peepz at WerdPretzel Sport hoo I sendid mai rakwest 2 4 da siren emoatikawn will b jennerus n add da siren 2 da listee……
O, n sumwun, sumwarez, axed bowt haow 2 may da itteh bitteh dottehz. Awl u gotz 2 doo iz yooz free inna roe wifowt spaysiz, liek dis:
Beeg dottehz: . . . . . .. .. .. ..
Itteh bitteh dottehz: … … … … … …
C, WerdPretzel taykz da free-inna-roe dottehz n maykz lipsiz owtta dem
Aahz, Ai tolded Catsablanca wut yuu sed bowt teh emoticons taht
wud nawt wurk foar me eivver. Ai fink yuu kan oanley uuse wut
Wurd Pretzel haz avaylabul; Ai may bees rong;
Sume ov teh ovver sitez haz soe mennee nieyce emoticons adn
suches, butt Ai cud nawt uuse tehm; waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!
Liek Ai sez tuu Catsablanca, Ai ar a rlly pyuooter moron!!!
Catsablanca, Ai’m rlly a pyuooter moron, noe kydding;
Ennyfing Ai knoes Ai lerned frum Kafleen teh Donkey adn
wautching sume ov teh ovver peeps…
Ai founded sume rlly kyuoot emoticons onna nother syte jes liek yuu did, but tehy dint wurk foar me heer, jes liek heppened tuu yuu; Ai kan oanley uuse teh wuns awn Wurd Pretzull;
Ai wuud aks Kafleen oarsume ov teh uvver Cheezefrends, liek
Maus oar Jamamakitteh, oar Smammie; tehre ar a tun ov
ovvers hoo knoes moar tahn Ai duu; iyf yuu sea tehy haz rlly neet
abatars, yuu knoe tehy kan heylp yuu!!!! Guud luuk!!! CKK
Ohai, cweenmj! Haow U b?
I fyndid dat leenkee aftur I dun poastid da kawmint. But fankee 4 da infoe innyway…
I awlsew puttid n uh rakwest wif WerdPretzel Sport 2 C ifn dey wood add da :siren: emoatikawn 2 da listee ov wunz dey sport awn deyz sytz. Weeull c ifn sumfin happinz…
Ohai, Aahz….taht’s a gud aidea! Wi culd shurly yewz teh sireen awn teh CCC.
And 4 deh fyremenz (& fyrewimmins).
I shure LCB n uvverz wood b happeetaylz bowt dat
nawt so grate akshuly
ftw
yU taked teh werdz outta mai mouff.
Purrrfekshun!
Kitteh nawt happee foar beeing insied teh grate. Soundz liek an “ingrate” to me!!!1!!
Blarrgghh! Good I fink!
*heddesk* *grone* tee hee hee – good wun!
kitteh hassa bad grate-attude!
Tony teh Kitteh says “Ohhhhhhh….Grate!”
ai am killd bai tihs bayd pun. blargh, ai am ded.
Ceiling Cat is grate
Ceiling Cat is gud
.
No wate, dat duzzn’t wurk.
an wii WOOD fank hymn 4 sum gushi fud!
Ahmmense ahmntz ov gushi fud!
adn SUSHIFOOD!
*Snerk!
It’s teh Grate Kitteh, Charlee Brown.
floofy orinjee punkin wiff ii’s an eerz…want!
I gotta get outta dis grate,
Iffs itz teh lass fing I eber do…
Ai thinx taht tish wun iz mai fav sew fur, Romeow!
Ai’m alwaze drahn tu teh ♪: muzikul wunz!
oh manx…ai did taht rong! OK, u c,
iffin u dew it teh right weigh adn put
a “semi-colon” instead ov a ” : ” ,
tehn u get apretteh noat.. ♪
WooHoo! Dat wuz teh unoffishul class song of mah seenyer yeer in Hi Skool. Class of 1969! Um. . . of corse, I wuz teh smrt an gradyooated wen I wuz 3. Yeh, dassit. . .
yew n me boff…… LOL
oh hai ! yew tew, ai waz in teh clazz ahed ov yew, ‘68….awl 113 ov uz caffolik skool gurlz….an ai waz still in utero …..yeah, dat’s teh tikit….
rilly ai wuz in ‘68, but wuz close enufff fur teh commints
ai gots notice wun week ago that dey wuz habbin reunion wun week frum Friday…….. wuddin be a big deal but ai libs in Warshington and went to skul in OHawaii……. nawt nuff notis 4 me…. ai feels bad but my gudness how to get tickets and find place to stay …… nawt nice ai fink so
Dass too bad, jamamakitty. Doze hippie types from Ohaiwaii in 1968 jus nebber did git organdized.
But don wurry. Us can has Class of Cheezburger reunion rite here!
Wut u bring to the partee? We needz teh moosic an teh fuds an teh door prizes.
I likes moosic, so I brings
Accordion
Banjo
Castanets
D. . .
sry Dr Cat, got away frum teh puter an neber did see yr response…….
Ai doan eben recall wut r
sonng wuz. Class ov 1970.
Mii tew! Thurtee8 yaers….pleh! Ai nebber gnu owr songg, butt wii wer teh Clearwater Tornadoes, nd teh battul falg tehy flu @ teh hoem gaems wuz a “Tornado Warning” falg. Gess eet wuz spozed tew straik feer n2 teh hartz ub owr opponints.
hai, catsablanca,
U soytinly wur up errlee, r latte wun! Wee wur teh
Cholla Chargerz, wtih ah knight ahn hiz steed. Ai
lykd taht cus aim ah horsie luvver. Cholla, yez, teh
cactus, it wuz n Tucson, AZ. Hawt, dri, adn u cud
c for milez adn milez, adn milez, adn milez, o yeah!
uhoh…aim up 2 latte agin…ttfn
Sin, sekkz, beer, wiyne.
Wii’re deh klass uv 69.
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I red dat sumwear. Ya, datz it. I red it sumwear.
Ai wented tew a Sebenth-Dai Adbentist ohai skool—Class ob ‘74!
“Frenz, ai will memember yoo,
Fink ob yoo,
Prai for yoo.
An wen anuvver dai iz froo,
Ai’ll still bee frenz wif yoo!”
I kno I possed to be grateful,
butts cud I juss b fankful, instead?
Diz pikshur iz grating on mah nerbes.
U muss learn to b a grateshus hostess.
gudniss grateshus, Romeow hassa grate menny komments todai!
gotcha!
Me iz takin care of hooman kittn
awl hail upon teh great grate!
Hey, WC- didya see ai has new bebbeh kitteh? Mai youngest named him Caspian ( she just saw movie)- he iz kyuut tuxie boikitteh! (ai mentioned on BSOD thred)
Thot ai shud see if u and ur alter egos approved of name.
let mee seez
*whipps owt Slooth Fone*
*callz N1IP&Lucy*
Duz wii approovz ov teh naym Caspian foar luvscatsVA’s gnu kitteh. Awl foar sae Eye
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Opposedz?
*krikitz chirp*
Teh moshun haz ben mayded adn nomed adn mayded agin adn nomed agin adn teh furst haz nao ben passed. Hiz naym shall be Caspian!
*klapps fuzzy pawz foar dotterz choys ov naym*
Whew! Big sigh of releef.. Did not want to offend by using such a pricely name wiffout offishul approval!! Thankz guiz!
uh- “princely” name, dat iz…
lolz! “pricely”!
a princely naym wud be pricy, wuddint it?
yes indeedy!!
ai mayded an lol. vote plz?
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votified & commentitudinificated
Yup!! Wut woozled sed!!
fanks gaiz!
I can has lawyer?
Teh Pwesidens sai “We doan need no stinkin Hare-b-us Corpus.”
elvin in teh jailhouse rock from 1957, nawt sew grate akshully
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpzV_0l5ILI&feature=related
I dunno … I fink it mite b reelee innerstin 2 C Aragorn oar Legolas dooin Jaylhows Rok …
Tuff kitteh sez: Don’t mesh wif me or u’ll get teh pointy ends!
Daynjurrusslee kewt
Bebbeh Kitteh knoez summwun
willz oapenz t3h doar
Bebbeh Kitteh heerz
straynjj sownds. Pawndurrz deeplee wutz
deez awwd ‘Sploart!’z sowndz meen?
Oarnjj Bebbeh Kitteh
habz soopah seekritt weppun.
Lissun to himz ‘ROAR!”
Jack.
Hey guys you know drunk kitteh is drunk…well i made that.bye.
Congratz, Shadow!!!
I duz a happe dans 4 u.
*dans, dans, dans*
Wheee-haaaa!!!
Hay shadow, wair U bin??? We mist U!!! Congratz!!!
Come bak wen U kan stay a liddel longer!!
Wow, this is sad…
This is about the only kitten LOL that i like…
Huh? U kitteh-impaired?
Cool Site, Nice Pics. I like it.
Thank u.
VISIBLE JAIL
*laff*
This is only one reason I’ve given up captioning pix. You guys are THE BEST.
Kitteh haz maided bail adn wil bees aowt iyn 2 minnits;
wuz a cayse ov mystaiken iydentitee ennywai;
annuver kyuoot kitteh didded teh cryme
(eeted holez inna 40 poundes bagg ov goggiefuud, fuud awl felled aowt adn gawt losted, adn goggie went hungree)
Somtimez the simplest ones r teh bestest.
I AM TOTALY KIDDING!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT MEAN THAT….SRRY.. BUT STILL IT IS ALITTLE CHEEZY!!!!