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Oh, grate.
picture: Matt B. lol caption: smaguess
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Conga-rats, Kayla! Name yer drinkee and dans…FFL sell-a-brashun!!!!
Thankee! Is mai furst nawt sekkond. I is surprised! I can has screw driver drinkz and teh band Muse for dans?
Oooh! I can haz scroo dryvr dreenkz 2? Tytin up watebberz luse…
N I can haz dans wif Kayla?
K! Lets has drink and dans! *dans wif Aahz* Yay!
Yay! I gitz 2 dans wif Kayla da Nawt-Sekkund!
*bows jentlminlee-liek*
*dans dans dans*
*spin spin spin*
*kik shooz up* *shooz fly awf*
Ewpz, sorree bowt dat
*kik feetz up naow dat shooz r goan*
*dans dans dans*
*spin spin spin*
*nys n dizzee naow*
Fankee 4 da dans, Kayla! *bowz agin*
oh! we can haz blak holz an revlu- revation- dizkolsurs?
& this Muse-ness has nothing to do with the poster being Matt B? 0_o
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
dirty dancing?
Whatever it iz, I didn’t do it…
Noboddie saw me yu cant proove ennyting
Grate!
Nawt so grate, akshually….
U beetid me to it!!!
That feeling - I had it once.
poor kitteh
Whatcha in fer? I’m in fer cryme of kyoot.
Oe noe! Iz bein kyoot uh krym naow? I hoepz nawt, r els da kyoot lolcat plees can haz feeld dai rownd heer laytlee…
I DIDN’T steel teh lolrus’ bukkit….I iz innocynt!
eye didun steel yur hart neevur - eye fort yew giv it 2 mii..???
“Ah’m here for litterin’..and causin’ a disturbance”…
“… n dey awl moovd awai frum me awn da binch dere, da heree aibawl n awl kindza meen, nastee uglee fingz, til I sed ‘n creeaytin uh noosins’ n dey awl moovd bak, shook mai hand, n we had awl fun awn da Groop W binch…”
Tank yew Aahz fer gettin teh “Alice’s Restaurant” ref. Good taht I iz nawt the ownly vintage cheespeep here
“Vintage”? Datz uh nys wai uv puttin it!
I noez da hole 18 minitz of “Alice’s Restaurant” bai memree. Datz mai sekkund-fayvrit Arlo sawng. Da nawt-sekkund iz “Ballad of Reuben Clamzo and His Strange Daughter in the Key of A” but I dunno awl uv dat wun bai memree (I noes moast uvvit, doh)
eef yew kan membur Arlo - yew wuzznt der!!!
tehy ust tu play tihs ahn teh
radeo ebery year ahn
Thanxgivvinusum dai!
mii tew aahz! i uzed tew dew teh hole tihng mush tew teh annoince ov thoz arownd me whin ai wuz nawt vintage…
Den, n mai moar melloe mowmintz, I pulld owt mai banjo n plaed (WIFOWT pix awn mai feengurz) “City of New Orleans” I awlsew b uh reelee big trayn buff 2, sew dat sawng can haz dubble meenin 4 me…
nawt alohn, iz en “4 part hamoanee”
“Wit feelin’”
K, naow, evvybodee — win it kumz rownd agin awn da gitar…
U kin gitz ennyfing u wawnt at Alissiz Resturont
(septin Aliss)
U kin gitz ennyfing u wawnt
At Alissiz Resturont
Wawk rite n itza rownda bak
Jessa haffa myl frum da raylrode trak
U kin gitz ennyfing u wawnt at Alissiz Resturont
La-de-da-de-da-de-da
At Alissiz … Resturoooooooont!
*fanky fanky — Ail b heerz awl weak*
heer yew goes !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7C0QGkiVo
teh latestest vershun
Oh, I noez it too… Ai uzed too reesite teh hoal fing foar teh grrl nex’ doar awn teh wau haom on teh skoo buz,,, unfuborchoonatelee ai noe lawnger hav teh vynlol….
Whale tehn yur undr a resturawrnt!
Poor pun indeed!
He wuz alreddy n jail..on teh groop w bench!
Adn undr a resturawrnt…where r u, in Oz.??
Iz Arlo wearin red converse allstarz??
Can he click hiz rubbr heelz adn all teh
garbij iz gon? Ai don kno?
But, teh Farmur feedz us ahl.
YAY! Farmerz! ttfn
wat ar yew in fur? wi fi?
Noo zew egzibit:
Orenj tabbeekitn
(baybeekatus poyzinus)
R maybee dis b uh baybee Bermees Tygr (surprisibus surprisibus)
“I iz! I iz uh beybee Burmeez taigrrrr! Mah blk straipz jest hazn’t growd in yet!!”
Aw 8ch E dubble toofpix
S….P….L……..O……R……..T………..!
Kwik!! Sumbuddy bringz teh CCC! Ai donut noes wear it iz!
Hanging ahn, ohahtahgoosiam! Wee will getz help!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
Soopah Jynoarmuss
CCC iz reddee 4
massivv messee ‘Soloart!’z!
Noo hebbee dootee
CHRGz wiff Bunneh
Vyzurrz beez reddee
Flooffee Blankittz 4
ebbeewun! CHRGz
beez tukkd deep insyde
Chawklitt Bunnehz andz
Turrkillz andz Froazenn Millkee
Wayz wiff Peeko Tee
Jack.
doo nawt frorgret teh CHRGz(wtfhoi)!!
Ifn joo duzzn’t noe y, ai haz a linkee foar joo soes joo noes.
OMG, I has neber womanned the CCC B4…
Here, we scoopp up the braynes *scoopity scoop*
Now put de braynes back in playce *patpat ptttity*
Den ..hers a pink blankee & possum shaped choklit n a martoonie.
Sit n recober. K?
need…ducky taype….50’s style baffing cap…halp…halp…ai sees moar braynes onna florr…r dey mine?
*sips choklit martoonie*
iz bedder but sum braynes still missing…..
Rut roa! Beeg messee splort!
HAY! Itteh bitteh kitteh! Breeng n da CCC!!
(see mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649 )
*skreech 2 uh hawlt*
K, ohahtahgoosiam, jess howld still, I gitz u beddur n noe tym
*sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl*
*skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed*
*patteepatpat 2 mayk em awl smoov agin*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dukee tayp 2 putz hed 2gevvr agin*
*cuvverz hed wif bavvin cap n CHRG(wdoi)*
*rapz ohahtahgoosiam wif sawftee fwoofee bwankee*
Dere naow, awl beddur. Haz sum chokklit possums wif rich creemee fillinz n sum hawt chokklit wif wippee creem awn top (4 da vyteeminz, u noe)
B cayrfool serfin ICHC wifowt ur CHRG — u nebber noe win uh ekstree kyoot kitteh b poppin up…
Oooh, Aahz, yew is so much bedder tahn I w the CC. Fanks fer teh help!
Noe, I nawt beddur, jess differnt. C, I fergitted da martoonee! I gess da fur-vest frum nawt sekkund peep 2 yooz da CCC puttid da martoonees inna differnt drawr… I needz 2 fank u 4 ur hep 2!
ohahtahgoosiam, r u dooin K yet?
I bemembers martoonies alweez. Tehy is neer n deer to ma heart. Ooh, TMI>
ai finks tehy is neereer to yur livr.
lolz! POINT!
Ifn I can haz enuff uvvem, deyz cloasur 2 mai bladder…..
Dis b uh test. Pleez disreegawrd dis kawmint. Pai noe attinshun 2 da liddul man bahynd da kurtin.
I furgitted 2 trie sumfin dat catsablanca givvd me 2 yooz. Lemme c ifn it werkz:
:siren:
Dis kunkloodz dis test. We naow reetern u 2 ur reglolarlee skedyoold lolz.
Aw nutz… bak 2 da drawin bored…
OHAI Aahz! heer b a linkee 4 u. Just put teh aitch tea tea pea stuff in frunt uv it.
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It will showing u awl deh smileez u can b making.
corse, ennybuddy els kan b lukking at it 2.
Ohai, CMJ! Ai haz hda teh linkee fur sebral weaks, butt donut noe hao 2 nsurt teh simbol. Aahz nd Ai bof traied yewsing whut tehy showz, butt eet noe werkee. Ene sugjesshuns wuld b grately (noe punn ntended) preshiated! Kthxbai.
Catsablanca, Ai uuse teh Word Press Codex;(yuu kan googlol tuugeyt iyt)
Butt Ai donut use teh symbols; insted Ai uuse teh wurds; i.e.;
Smile bees
Grin bees
Shock bees
adn soe awn; jest follow teh chart
Awlsoe: donut put punkchewashun markes eivver befoar oar afture teh
adn etc. guud luuk, CKK
Tuu nawt beez cunfuuzleing:
Smile bees colon smile colon (noe spaises between)
Grin bees colon grin colon (noe spaises)
Shock bees colon shock colon (noe spaises)
Hoep tihs splaines iyt beddure!!!!
Fanky 4 da hep, CKK! I wuz triein anuvver emoatikawn frum anuvver listee, nawt noein at da tym wat wunz WerdPretzel yoozdid. But I dun fownded da listee uv sportid emoatikawns at da linkee dat cweenmj poastid abuv… n :siren: wuznt wun uvvem.
C bloe wat I dun did aftur werdz…
Ohai, CKK! Yoosooly taht werks fur mi, butt dere’s a flashee blu nd redd lait cawled :siren: awn tihs sait taht wi cannut git tew werk heer, butt I can copycat nd payste tew an emayle:
ww.freebiesociety.com/forums/misc.php?do=showsmilies
Nd dere’s a cyoot Kittyjig awn tihs 1 taht Ai kin copycat nd payste tew an emayle, butt nawt tew heer:
http://www.differentelephant.com/gallery/v/internets/emoticons/emot-kittyjig.gif.html
Heer’s anubber sait wif lotz ob gud akshun kittehs, butt Ai donut noe hao tew git tehm ober heer (tehy donut copycat nd payste tew eneeware):
http://www.online-thecatsmeow.com/emoticonsCATS2.shtml
HALP! Mai lakc ob innertoob skilz, let mi showz u themz! Kthxbai.
I lernded sum stuffz triein 2 gitz da siren 2 werkz. Dere iz ownlee sew minnee emoatikawnz dat werkz heer, n u cayunt addz inny kustum wunz. Neevur kin u yooz aitch tee imm ayl 2 mayk uh linkee 2 n immij frum anuvver syt, cuz WerdPretzel noms da aitch tee imm ayl…
But maybee da peepz at WerdPretzel Sport hoo I sendid mai rakwest 2 4 da siren emoatikawn will b jennerus n add da siren 2 da listee……
O, n sumwun, sumwarez, axed bowt haow 2 may da itteh bitteh dottehz. Awl u gotz 2 doo iz yooz free inna roe wifowt spaysiz, liek dis:
Beeg dottehz: . . . . . .. .. .. ..
Itteh bitteh dottehz: … … …