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Very observant, kitty…
Kitteh sais: Dats mai best sleepee spot! U no mess wif dat or ai’ll yuse awal mai pointee endz!
Con Cat Ulashuns on a fyne nawt secin maus! Ai ownlee hab teh CCC wif me n no muzik so noes can dans. But u may hab anyfing frum teh CCC dats u wud lyk!
*stiks hed in CCC luking fur teh bes Lindt Truffels tucked in teh bak*
mai noo bebe kitteh lurvez taht shpot for sleepee!
i think its teh comforting hart beet under teh snuggliness
*gibs Manfredm elebeny boxes ov swiss choklet an’ anover elebenty boxes ov beljiun choklet truffles. He glances round. Good. He gets out tha megafone and shouts “frii choklit ova heer!!!”
*sidles over, holds owt paw* Whut wuz that yoo sed abowt choklit?
*luks hoepful*
*gibs gremlin a hooooge swiss chokolate eesta egg, elebenty feet high. Bu wayt! Thurs a surprise inside! If gremln kan eet into thu hart ov thu eesta egg, thurs a tripple cheezburger in the middle!!! Wiv extra cheez!!!!
*dusts owff durt frum bee in trampelleded*
Fanks jd! Luk! Won box left fur meh!!
*luks arownd furr tively n smashez hole box in mouf*
concats Maus! is itaboot time for a cajun fest? Fais doe doe (spelled phonetically to avoid misunderstanding)
“You don’t like her? What’s wrong with her? She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge… tracts of land…”
“But father….all I really want to do is…SING………”
stop that, there’ll be no singing in here!
bleh, rong playce
ohhhhh…sry, Maus, wrong theme for party! We must have watermelons and cantelopes!…..let’s spike a watermelon with some Capn Morgan and ice it down, itll be grate in couple hours!
An I’ll bring a couple of jugs of ‘shine…
*snerk*
Bleah. Eym brinking a gallon ov Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Wiv free lemon slices an’ sum string, but yu hav to bring your own gold bricks.
Got any jynnintonnix ?????
Der’s a swimming pool filled wiv jynnintonnix to yowr left. Theres’ slices ov lemon floating in it.
*putz on baything cap, dives into teh jynnintonnix pool*
Yowzer! This is teh *best*!
*opens mouf, catches a lemon slyce in mah teefs*
Ohai, jd! Iz it 2 layt 4 da PGGBs? If nawt, I b habbin wun…
*gitz fyr steengwishur reddee*
*rapz gowld brik wif limmin peal*
*lowkul recubbree groop awn speedee-dyl*
K, I awl set…
“We live in a swamp. We need all the land we can get.”
“One day, lad, all this will be yours…”
Wut…the curtains??
“You got my note !”
“I got A note !! “
first one sank into the swamp. so i built a second one… that sank into the swamp, so i built a third one… that burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp.. but the fourth one stayed up!
cleavage defense system… ACTIVATED !!!
next on maury, “my girlfriend’s cleavage defense system clawed my eye out – do I still have to pay her child support if my medical bills are higher?”
verrry funneh!!!!!FTW!!!!1!!!!
Nice thet ur nawt sekkond!
s’ok kitteh, pic is focused on U!
sekshoowal hurrassment kitteh dissaproves of yer oggling
*snerk*
O Hai Jimmba! Mai ai pleeze uze your space heer? ai have a few werds ai wud like to say. Oar else it will bee way down an hard to see. Thanks!
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Good Whatever Teim It Is Ebreebuddee!
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Ai wud laik to uze this space to thank awl ov teh wonderful peepl hoo came to mai birthday partee awn Friday. Ai hav nebber befoar in mai laif had a partee laik that. .Indeed, ai expeck maybee no wun ebber has.
And ai hav teh ohai hopes of thanking eech an ebree wun ov yoo personallee! But ai hav had soo menee problims in mai IRL in teh past couple ov weeks that ai barelee eben had teim to come to mai own partee!!
But it will take sum time. So pleese hav pashuns with mee.
Teh awnlee problem iz mai hed is so big frum all teh complimints ai can hardlee get through the doors. Tho it is still eezee, becuz ai am still floating awn air! Mai feet haven’t yet tuched teh ground yet!
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An – pass teh werd pleez! Tomorrow – 10 June – iz SJ’s birthday – she hoo is nao “Martoonie.” At teh Third Picture of the Day. THIIS ONE!! Tomorrow!
kthnbai
ohai janet, i didn’t get to stay and play much, but it looked like a great party!
You are loved! i know i have alot of respect for you and havent been around long, but you are so sweet and kind to everyone here. It was very important for me to do something for you and to wish you a special day on your birthday!
and i am amazed that you have responded to as many as you have already! and i’d say, dont feel obligated to respond, just do it if and when you want to and can…..sorry if that does’nt make sense…just trying to make u feel better!
I’m sorry things r not so great irl, did you have any storm damage? i hope for everything to work out ok!!!
ohai Janet!
I had to leeve shortly aftur the party started on Friday so I wented back todai to see what I missed. Lots uv fun, apparentlee! But over 400 comments… the nawt sekkund time I tried to pull up the comments, it borked my PC. LOL!! Now that’s a grate bday!!
Ohai, Janet,
I misseded ur partee becuz I wuz outatown. But I hoep ur birfdai wuz teh bestest yet — an menny happy returnz to yu!
Pervert Protekshun Kitteh Engaged
With full “5 poyntee endz” pertekshun kaypabilitease!
Sum poyntee endz de-fence systums ha six poyntee endz. An’ sum hav five but it feils lyke six…ty
What ar Ur intenshuns young man towards mah human?
and don’t be gettin any idears
this mah humin, you no can has
Um, ohai two_kittehz. Um, u spoze u cood go bak tu da votin paygez agin? Dis tyme onna payge 3. Da wun bout da FEMA trayler izz myne.
Um, sry tu asked fur sew menni flavers inna wun dai.
that were a funny pic and a funnier caption, Uz is on a roll todai!
Shapperoon kitteh is shapperoonin
THis has to be the first LOL cat picture that doesn’t have a gat in it. I can’t see one.
**snert**
Selectuv vision!
Den doan luk but lissin — I fink teh kitteh muss b tawkin 2 U
back in teh daiz longed goned bai, wish ida hadda kitteh laik tihs wun! ive been known to duck down to make eye contact!!!!!!LOL
duzznt teh ducking still happen sumtiems?
maybee… just duck a littul lower?
LOLOLOL! rarely! well maybe somtimes! fanks leeza-b for the hearty laugh!
cudn’t resist!
the law uv grabbity… itz catchin up wif me too!
reminds me of teh joke–Doctor got a call that a patient of his — old woman –brought into teh ER, with a gunshot wound to the left knee–suicide attempt…….someone told her that her heart was located coupla inched below her left breast!!!
oops, sry—-sposed to say “inches”
Grabbity iz NAWT a grrls fren.
U mus haz de big-um- destrakshuns!
not so much–just goes to shoes wher the guises (eyes) minds wander!
itz not always teh size uf teh, um, destrakshuns… sumtiems, itz teh presentashun.
Hear, hear!! If’n ya don’t want ‘em looked at, don’t put ‘em on display! And don’t be srprised if they DO get looked at, if they aint covered up!
..it ain’t always our fault….
U wanna git tu dem, u haz tu git passed mee not second!
(Awlmoast uzed de “F” wurd dere!)
ohai tribble! i voted on your lol…a couple of hours ago it was on down to the sixth or seventh page……
Fank u friscokitteh! Eye hope u didn’t git splorted!
Um, iffin u shood find yrself onna votin payges agin, payge 3 haz wun bout da FEMA trayler dat iz myne.
it was tuff! fankfully i had mai 50s baving cap wif me….has it alla time nao wif neu bebe kitteh inna haus! i’d be glad to vote—let me know any time you has wun up!
Thas a good wun tribble !
[snicker] http://www.tinyurl.com/6qbdsw
*Snerk*
FTW!
funneh!
caushun: donut try this with ur pet fishy
it will onli end in tears
Yeah, “Catfish-N-Racks” is not the sort of website where I’d hang out.
They’re nawt microphones…we cans heer u jus fyne!!
Ah, so *THAT* is teh famed “fur vest” awl teh cheezpeeps bin tawkin bowt!
love it gremlin!!!!!berry punnny!
No, but mine are. ‘EY, ‘ow yooo dooooyin’. dollface?
*snerk*
If nuthin else.. Im lieking this lolpic b/c we finally see a bit of who’s a he and who’s a she in cheezland! LOL!
Or maybe not, **wink**wink**, it is the 21st century, ya know. WHOOOOP!!1!
not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Seinfeld, WIN!!1!
Then why’s the shiny-thing there? If you don’t want me looking there, don’t put Shiny’s there.
is not teh shiny.
is teh cushy.
Yeah, that’s what I was looking at too, the shiny thing.
Kitteh:dis iz pryvit. go yur own wae.
nawty nawty hoomunz!
Nothing like seeing your g/f’s cleavage on the interweb
Det kitteh remmid me of Bucky from Get Fuzzy
I wun wundrin ifn ennybodee els noez bowt dat kawmikle strip…
Heerz wun dat I fink REELEE lukz liek Bucky:
h t t p : / / mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235233
Wat doo u fink?
Steve Holt!
Kittah iz onlee won to be motorboatin!
“Hey guys wats goin on?”
Wiff Dobl D’s I kneed 1 o’ toes kittehs.
I can NOT stop laffing at this pic!!!!
“Stop staring at my kittehs!”
*harty guffaw!* Gud wun, fillyjonk!
Chahparohne Kitteh sez: “Donut starez; iys ruude!!!!”
Her wil keap unwunted vysiters at bay bye hecklyng tehm iyf nehcissaree;
Iyf her geyts rlly annoiyeded, her wil bitez tehm; soe muches foar oogahlyng!!!!
I knowz all abowt teh “Donut starez.”
Ebbrehtime wun ub dem impertunnunt Donuts starez at ME, I bitez ‘em. Dat showz em.
Dey starez at mee alot.
Well, dey DO!
Boi, tohse Donuts ar rlly ruuuuude!!!
(Wen weez wuz kidlets, weez wud sez “Wye doan yuu taike a pikshure;
ity’ll lastes lauuunger!!!!” Mebbee taht wud wurk heer;)
Iyf nawt, wel jes bitez tehm sume moar; taht shud wurk!!!!!!!!
(Pee Ess: Kafleen Ai reeded yuur blog teh uvver dai; yuu deserb a stayndyng ovashun, snorgles, shmoos, adn hedbonks; Guud foar yuu!!!!!
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Protekktivv Kitteh
iz verreh protekktivv ubz
himz sweetz Prittee Wun
Awbnawkkshuss Beeg Wun
no canz taykz a hint. Prittee
Wun beelawngz 2 Meh!
Protekktivv Kitteh
gibz Beeg Wun untilz fyve 2
bakkz awff!… Wun… Too… FYVE!
Beeg Wun duzzn’t knoez
dat Kitteh choozez hoo duz
wut. Dat’z Kitteh Law!
Jack.
Distraction Cat maeks teh perverts thinks twice whar they lookz
Dis da best capshun eber
Yay boob gard kitteh
yey!
good cubb cubb defends her honour!