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picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: chrispov
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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blarg! I’be bin smiled to def!
Conga Rat Shoelaces PB2K!!
Yew wun teh sir Prize kitteh!!!
“ravish me, oh yellow bucket of mysterious rattan-like objects, and sweater wearing pig !!! make me feel like a real lolcat !!! ” (etc, etc)
lolcat trash romance! Win!!!!
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“She lubbed teh yellow bukkit, but wuld dere differences be too much? Wuld dere lub be abul to oberkum awl obstacles, inkluding teh ebil SwetterPig, an allo dem to lib happilee eber affer?”
Concatulashunz. Hoaw did yu noze dey wur going tu sneke a pikshur in b4 da haowr? Dey ar so sneky sumtiemz. Wut yu wantz fur sillibratingz?
Finkso iz warm enuf tu be sitting awn da proch wif lemmingaidz tudai. Wairz doze paarshly drest fan boiz?
Ohai GWGS!!!
Hao ar yew tihs fyne Sunnydae?
Ohai SMOM. Iz a berry nais dai. warm but wif sum clowdz. ai seme tu be habbing lowgraid birus wif sore mouf, frote nd arownd nd fele laizy. Iz nuffing sirius. Ai fown sum ekinasha wich shud heop ina dai oar tu. wil problee taik a nap pritty sune. Arly iz awlredy ona bed wating fur me. Nd haow ar yu? Yu dint tel me wut iz yur studying.:)
Ai hoep yur nap nox owt teh naztee viruz. Tehm iz teh Pleh.
Liddil haz ben offNon bat ling sumfing, but iz playN in teh sunshine nao.
teh ekinasha spoz’d tew bii riilee gud *crosses stick-like fingers* may iett help yew feel mutch bedder!!
Ai’m studee ing teh plan ett Marz, but iz undr cubber az G-lol-O-jist.
Fankz. Finkz ai wil cawlz it a dai naow nd se yu awl tumoro.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I dinnt kno. I jes gots lukky.
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I fink taht teh lemminades wif teh shirtless fan-guys iz a brillyant ideer!!
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*pulls up a rokking chare an gits a hooyg glass ov lemminaid*
Dere, ai go getz mai glas nd frowz in sum rasperris wut bin sittin owt sins brekfurst nd getting smushy nd joynz yu . roky roky roky. dis iz nais. Oh, yur fan boiz hab no shirtz. Ai jus sed parshly drest, nawt sed wut part.;)
:snert:
ah. sillee mii! I went an gottid teh Shirtless LawnMowing Guys frum JCH4K’s lawn. So I ass-umeed taht tehy’d be shirtless. I can lib wif shirt but no pantses, tho…
I’m thinking three-way, here - it’s an interspecial lolcat thruffle, with rattan and an acrylic sweater thrown in for kink value
… think ‘danielle steele meets 99 cent store’
*thinks abowt it*
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*runs awai skreeming*
my work is done here
col. mustard, in the living room, with the yellow bucket !!!
and the ceramic pig !!!
wif a stripey green swetter!!!
Haz dere bin a MERDER???
everytime u stealz a bukkit, a lolcat diez.
But, but… teh bukkit iz rite tehre!!! ow nest!
dat where teh bukkit be stolded to!
*Smacks head with stick-like hand*
Ai geddit.
iz it gone alredii?
Catnip Yoga for Beginners
dat no pig - dat be a wombat, methinks.
teh bukkit be teh mastermine of teh plan, while teh wombat be teh numskul mussels.
Kitteh looks happeh, tho. Dey jus be playin for funs.
Kitteh cannoe aFord teh beech.
Shii taeks hurr strawhat n bukkit tew the libbing ruum an strechez owt awn teh “sandee beech”.
Roommate pig triez tew dis rupt hurr fantazy bai whereun sweatr n complainN bout heat billz.
LULZ!
Tuchdown kitteh signals win frum prone posishun.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
DO WANT TO SNORGUL DAT BELLEH!!!!!
ohai Tidmum - duz yoo has yur CHRG(wdoi) firmlee attached to yur hed? An mebbee eben a baffink cap???
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I knoes hao yoo splort wif teh kyoot kyoot bellehs!!!
Ohai PB2K
I has ebreefing sayfely cubbered in,wrapped wib dukky tape ellebenty tymes
an I is jess about holdin awn tew mahsef!!!
I lurves dem Bellehs!!!!
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I will be finkin ob yoo wen yoo has teh Pleh kemo,an Hope yew is doin okay.
xxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥
**ahem***
Miss Tidmum,ai wish to speek wif u abowt yur belly obsesshun….
come lie down onna cowch an tell me awl abowt it…..
If ms. TM cum lie dawn oawn yur cowch she problee be slepin b4 yu noze it nd be dreming ub doze bellahz tu be snorglingz.
troo dat
Off tew bedlington tew dreem ob snorgalishus kitteh bellehs nao.
Nite nite cheezfrenz
W.P eetid mah reply
Dis is why-How can I nawt lub teh Bellehs? http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1306748
Luks lyk Fern wus tryin to do teh kittehkat dansdansdans an felld ober!
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!! 2 tymes eetid my reply!!
I tried tew put up a pic ob Hazel belleh but WP snorgulled it ifinkso!!!!!!!!
Eeck, is yew da thairpist fur awl ov ICHC?
Nawt trayned or annyfing….
Jus noesy,I guess!!
Awww! SO CYOOT!
Jingill Bell Kitteh
iz sleepeeng lyke Bebbeh inz Ayr
Cawndishunnd cumfurt
Happee Bukkitt andz
Serammikk Peeg waytz 2 joyn
t3h ankshuss Lolrus
Ifz Lolrus wantz himz
Bukkitt it beez no cawnsurn
ubz Jingill Kitteh
Jack.
Ai agrii, teh Jingill kitteh haz noe cawnsurnz at awl tewdae.
Jack, wut gud eyes u has. I dinnit ebben notis teh jingle bell onna kitteh. Oar mebbe u jus has better pyooter monitor…ether wayz, grate job!
Alng wif akomplis faseles pig! FEENDS!
GMTA!
GMTlolz!
Pillow cat: rest your head on that bebeh’s warm, soft floofy belly.
OOOO NOs !!! Bukkit iz slowly working it’s way bac 2 lolrus …. BUT BY 1 KITTEH @ A TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘paruntlee, lawng sepurrrayshun frum lolrus haz kawz bukkit tu bekum slaitlee unhinjd.
Flat kat
awn a mat
needz a hat.
Dat’z dat.
O teh jois of a happy bukkit…BTW…ware did mine go??2?
alawng wif hiz sydekik, Mr. Fayseless Piggy!
The sweater pig’s faceless-ness has 1 advantage & 1 disadvantage: ya can’t really call him ugly, but ya can’t really call him beauotiful either
WARNIN TO WOOD-BE SNORGULURS:
ITS A TRAP.
Isn’t it always?
*sigh*
Kafleen! I has seen u, but u iz awlwais gawn wen I talks 2 u! How r u?
stoopy smiley bukkit sneak ups on sleepig lolcat
stoopy lollow bukkit not noes to let sleeping lolcats lie….
stoopy bukkit gonna feels dem pointy ends!!!!!11!!!
Nd prolly sum pointee teefs!