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What about white borders? I want that option too!
Concatumalashunz on nawty sekkund, Amethyst? Danz and drinkz 4 u?
I can’t buhlieve I got nawt second! I’ve been trying since the site started! (I got one once before but the picshur got buleted). I lurves gynnantonix, with a lime wedge please! And dans of disbuhlief?
YAY Amethyst!!! (dat b wun uv mai faboriytest jewelz!)
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4 seeing deh “No commintz” *
wen wii b finking uv sumfing 2 say!!*
wee b hopping up adn down!!!*
I due a dans uv disbelief 4 u.
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*furst wii hangz deh hed adn beeing full uv deh sadz
*4 awl deh times wuz beeing furvest frum furstest*
*Den wii hab deh
*wif a liddul hop uv eggsitementz!*
*den deh
*Den dere b deh
*Fur Vest Frum Last!!!*
*DANS!! DANS!!! DANS!!!*
*Back uv hand to 4hed. Faint.*
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Congratulashunz Amethyst!!
oh Hai mizzz Queenie !!!…..datz kwite a majjinashun yew gotz der…..an sew eerly in teh moawrnin….ai iz impresseded.d…iin teh mawrnin fer me ai iz lukki ifn ai kan meemenburz mi naem…..* wandurz owf, luukin fer ID*.
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oh an conga rats uulashunz tew yew Amythist !!!, ai gotted mi berry fur vest frum lass jest a few weekz ago…..affer miny miny miny monffz ov bein heer, waz dumfunded….wat ….no commentz ??? kwik …brane …dew sumfin !!!
aaahhhhhhh got wun ! yerz waz berry guud BTW…
Gud morning salleh!!
*handz salleh a big steemee cup uv koffee to get her going.*
Wud u like a liddul whippee kreme on dat?
Adn a sprinkul uv sinininimom?
oh, yu is funneh!!
as fur teh capshun…grown…
When my 8yo is being a drama queen I threaten to stable the back of her hand to her forehead!
Thank you Cweenmj!
juss teh dab ov stoopee gloo shud doo teh trik
iz it a red stabler? i beleeves yu haz my stabler…….
dis bestest danz i ebber seed
Wut ah luvlee dans…
U bin
nawt sekkund B4? Windid u
starrt cumin heah? Adn houz
teh fambly? (watches magic
bobblolhedded kitteh growin
ahl lonng hared adn floofie)
lol!
LOL indeed Matt!!! How nice uv u 2 help make deh kittehz kumfee!!
o i just got that
rofl
i was going to say
throe kitten in ther
say “66% reduction”
4 matt opshun:
clur crexyun? naw
brytniss n cawntrst? naw
pikcheweuh reesyz? Yay!! mek elebenty tymz biggur – xeedz payj widf (??)
nawt e nuff memree neebur!! aww?
ree sett
cancill
saeb N E wai !!!1
sepia?
Teh matte asborbed all teh seepage.
LCB – teh wittyezt amung hur peee erz!!1
Teh oranj kitteh alreddy luks sepia, eh? Kinda sorta?
Iz r mat. Wipe yr bootz sumplas elz.
LOLz.
ooh … them little paws tukkd in so neetly…
tabbehs repose oh so sweetly
de kittehz wait juss to greet ye
purrring meeow nise tu meetya…
wants cheeseburgers so meatly
Ai ad wun lazt lion sew dizcreetlee….
Wo dun carez wat kolorz we rz. We playz wif eech odderz. Wai dont u hoomans giv it a try?
oooooooooo
gud wun
Fanks :3.
al we ar sayin is giv peas a chans!
Peece: a 4in koncept.
Peez: cud B a furrin paw lissee??
wun dai
Is awlwais gud to plai wiv yur chudders, as ennee Mummah knose!
Tis jok iz unintenshnoly Germän. :3
ther fur luks so soft, ther teh kind of cats i wanna squeeze and cuddle all dai an tell em “ur the kyootest, yes u r! oh, yes u r! oh yes…”
why is it “germän”? an how come u got teh umlaut??
the umlaut changes the way you pronounce the word from “German” to “germane,” as in ‘closely or significantly related” ;D
dis R relativ 2 mai intrests…
Did yooz know, wen kitteh blinkz eyeses like dat, iz smileyface at yooz?
Eye’s heers dat! Eye blinkz smileyface at mize sweety, furry girlz ever knightz. Seh blinkz back at me, two!
ai luvs whin mai kitteez du teh “luvvie blinx” at me. When mai neffew was a liddle kitteh, hims got awl eggcited when de kitteh did that to hims….he dids teh happytayl dans and be showting “de kitteh blinked at me…she blinked at ME!”
(btw, tuday iz mai birfday adn ai be eggzited dat my niece-kitteh be comin to bisit me…she grajoo ated frum de hai skool awn Furday an herz is jusst 16! Ai so prowd ub herz!!)
happeetayl Burfdae DejaMew!!
*Handz dejamew a pees uv birfday cake and a cup uv punch*
ur nees b onlee 16 and grad gee ated ohai skool awlreddee?? her must b berry smartz. I bet u sooo prowd uv her. And ritelee sew.
*kurtseez to cweenmj* thank yu bery much! mmm….gud caek and no kaloriez! Adn yes, her is berry smart kitteh! she’s like the dawter i nebber had. I lubs her and eggztremly prowd uf her! Herz nawt onlee smart, but alsew sweet, kind, adn caring. A lubly young lady.
DM, jus fur yew!! Happi birffday
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1304880
oh, dat is so lubly! tank you bery much!
ooooh, is dat babeemaisoui wihssing hapi birfdae?
Happy birf day frum grownup Mais Oui, alsew!
teh bilolar birffdai wishes!!
warmz up teh yodelladee…♫
yew noes, i’m kinda gettin used tew dat song………….
Iz yew gardink teh choklit pavlova in teh sikrit plaice stil, mais oui?
Ohai, Kimkiwi! Ai fink awl ub teh choklit pabloba wuz eetin at Janet’s awsum birfdae partee. Ai fot ob u awyle ugo wehn Ai wuz skoopin owt sum kiwifroot nd eatin it. Dija hab a nais wekend wif teh junya terawrists nd dere daddie?
tank yu, Mais Oui! Culd we maybe (plz plz pwetty plz) play de alfabitz game fur my birfday? Dat wuld be sew mutch phun! Dat’s one ub my favrit gamez.
okee dokee! i hoeps yu meenz the alfamabetikal liszt?
wot teh ornj kittehs wisshes fur yr birfdaes:
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A lott ob haapynesses & joy
Beutiful fleurz wif gud smellz
Captnipz!
De memo dat teh ornj kittehz r nawt poysn (onlee d ornj mauses(
E…
ebbryting yew wish fur
furvest frum last = mini times
gushi fuds
happitails!!
Ice screem (awl kindz)
Jooses (frum frutz)
Kangaruuz
L …
left over luv frum ebbrywun you have lurved
mustache kisses
never ending sunshine
o……
once upon a time dream comes tru
pretty papers (& cweenfetti)
question answered
Orinj kitteez (lots)
Panzees and peeoniez (purdy)
Quoala bearz
R…
Roses frum de garden
Sweet kittee kisses
Tybooteek prezzies
U….
Rainbews
Sammiches (ur favrite kynd)
Tummy rubs
u . . .
ultimate birffday parteeeeeeeee
very speshul pressints
wonderful friends and family
x…………
xtra speshul cheezfrenz
yodelladee
zactly wut yew alwais wanted
HAPPY BIRFFDAI
tank yew all berry much fur playin wiff me! I haz a happy!
Caek n eyescrrem fur ebberwun! And ai hope yu all hab a wundermaus day, too! {{{{{cheezgrens}}}}}
oops
ai ment {{{{cheezfrens}}}}
ai fink cheezgrins is teh purrrrrrfekt!!
ai tink CC mustuv bin helpin me to tipe dat wun…it wuz off to de side n ai kood nawt see it. but it werked out ok anywayz
lots n lots ub cheezgrins tu mai bery nice chhezfrens
an how many trips around teh sun iz dis fur yew?
i’z bin ridin roun de sun fur 47 yearz naow….but insyde i’m still 12 and outside i feel 35. Ai promised maiself nawt to ebber grow up awl de way…and sew far sew gud!
Ai still play n hab fun lyke a liddel kitteh…and hab attax ub de silliness awl de time. Bein de silli iz gud therapiez fur anyting dat ails ya. 
(winkee smilee in case it gets borked)
yer winkie werked jus fine!!
ai has 10 trips round teh sun on yew and it goes so fast sumtimes ai feelz dizzy!! but wut a trip!!
and yu, jamamamamamamkitty? hao menni timez yu been round de sun?
{{{{jamamamamamamkitty}}}}
Happee Birfdae, DejaMew;
Hav a beutimusfull adn luuvley dai:
Ai am, CKK! It’z a lubly day in ma nayburhood!
We calls that a “kitteh kiss”. U can get a kitteh to do it if u look him/her in teh eye and slowly blink. Usually by the third time u blink, teh kitteh blinks back.
Or steels ur wallet while ur eyes r closed. (That may just be mah kittehs, tho.)
*snork* u r funnee
thx to kittymom an lolcatburglar for reply.
iz my 1st convers… conserv… talkeez.
Welkum to Cheezland AfriCat!!!
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Wii luvving gnu frenz to playing wif. Deh onliest rule is 2 playing nise.
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Wai don’t u kumming wif me to deh Ty booteek and wii getting u a welkumming gift. Heerz a nise 50z bavving cap to protekting u frum deh splortages. Gibbocat keeps deh Booteek stocked wif wuteber ur hart desirez. adn u can kumming heer ennytime…u duzn’t haf 2 habbing a ty. Gibbo b a gud fren 2 us awl. Dehre b ketteh faised loleepopz and possum chokklitz adn Cheezland sno-globez adn beautimus tyz adn unik ornz and iyc for deh heddesk bonkz adn asperinz adn bobbul hedded kittehz adn chokklit martooneez… . ….. Deh mind boggulz!! how duz he find awl deh wundermouse fingz?
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If u luk at teh top uf deh commintz der b a Wiki to help u 2 b noeing wut wii b talking abowt. It b full uv awsum and deh win. Teh awsum Rosie haz dun dat 4 us.
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*sigh* dis b deh most wundermus plais 2 play. Deh peepz b berry kind adn hepfull. If u needing anyfing, just ask. Deh fudz hav no kalereez, deh drinkz hab no alkeehawl. Chokklit adn snorgulz cure ebberfing. And u can fly!! u kan trabel frew deh space-time continuuminum!! Wutebber u b wanting . . . . .
*Handz Africat a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
oh hai mah Cween! an how are yew tis fine (?) day
yew are giving tours ai see……… makin teh new kittlins feelz rite at home!!
Gud morning jamamamamamamkitty!! Adn it IZ gud!! Sunshine 2 dayz in a row.. going 2 spoil us I’m shur.
we still haz cloudz……..
I’ve looked at cloudz frum boff sides now………….
ice cream castles in the air!!!!
♫ Frum up adn down, adn still sumhow
♫ It’z klowdz illuzuns i recawl.
♫ I reelly don’t noe klowds at awl.
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sry u haz deh klowdz.
I b hoeping wii b habbing deh sunshinez wen u b heer.
onlee 2 moar weekz!!!!
the weather shall be teh glorius!!! we can go on teh tour in teh bubblol!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1304761
tooo coool!
Joni!!!!!1!!!1! she lubs kittehs 2. had wun naemed Nietzche, nickmaem “Man frum Mars”
Cheez!!! an thx!
Mmmm! *sip, sip,sip* woweee!
Many, many, many,many (etc.) thx fur kind welcomes.
d chokklit martoonee iz dlissiouseses(halp! how to stop d ssss…!)
Hai AfriCat.
Liek owur cweenmj sez – teh berree beeg welkum 2 Cheezland.
An teh xtra fing 4 newbeez am teh prezntayshun pie at teh pystawl . N E flavr uew liex wif lawtz ov teh wippee kreem med bai leeza-b an hur traynd skwrlz.
N joi!!1
Ohai, AfriCat! Ai iz fairyly gnu heer, tew, nd Ai lubs it! Iz a wunnerful plais tew coem nd plae. Yew haz n intrezting naem….iz tehre a storee bhynd it taht yew b wiling tew shayr?
Ohai to yew! Ai wuz born in Africa wid teh uvver African wildkittehs. (SoufAfrika) Dats why ai chosed teh name Africat.
Not very intrezting, sowee!
Iz bery intrezting tew fynd owt ware peeps iz frum. Ware r u nao? Aiz en Florida, EwEsEh.
U iz bery lukky to b dere. Ai hear itz bery, bery bootiful!
Ai iz workin in KayEsEh(Saudi Arabia). Ai iz teeching d yung peeps to speek d goood Englishhh!
Iz summmer naow. Bery hotz! (85-90 degress F. 9:00 at night)
*pants, pants, pants – tongue hanging out!*
Heer Africat, hab sum watur. *Lappity lappity sounz* Dere, yew kool donw sooon. Snerk! “Teeching d yung peeps to speek d goood Englishhh!” Snerk! Yew beddur nawt lte tehm c deze emaylz, tehn! Ai’ve bin n Florida awl mai lyfe (cept fur 1 yr en teh Virgin Islands). Iz prettee heer, yez, butt diffurz frum 1 edn ob stait tew teh obber. Woodsee n teh Norfern patr, tropicle n teh Sowf. Sum ov eech heer n Tampa Bay areea. Iz hawt heer, tew….ober 90F dering dae. Nawt quait sew hawt at nait, butt Ai hab teh A/C awn. Iz stroming nao, sew wil b steemy wehn rayne stopz. Pleh! Kittehs r yellin at mee, sew Ai beddur goe gib tehm tehir gushifud bfor tehy startz nomming awn mai ankuls! Tawk 2 yew latur…..stayz kool!
We’z waitin fer majic karpet ryde.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcSxgOxjrT8
heer yew goes !!!……woooo hoooooo, ai useded tew dribe dwon Pasifik Cost Hiway , in mi 1965 Oldsmobile Cutlass doin about 90 elelbty million milez an our……wiff diz sowng blasting owt ov doze way tew small speekers….ai fink ai blowed dem up ina furst tew weekz ai had dat car….
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mi wile an crazze yute….let me show yew
Matte luks berry cumftabuls: kool in summer, warm in winter. Gotz each udder for companies. Onliest missing ting is fuds. I gib the kittehs tuna and greenie treets and lots ub waters. Eet up, pretty kittehs!
an cheezburger, an fuzi mousees, an lubs an hugs
wii has a matte just lik dat one, but my kittehs tinks iz awfuls. Dey jumps ober it, and if dey happns to step awn it, dey lift up dey paws and shakes dem and looks insul…insil…instul…like someone said sumpfin bad to dem.
colour* greyscale* for those of us on this side of the pond hehe.
Plz tell mai elmintry skul teecher dat? She uld mark me down 4 “colour” “honour” “grey” eksetera.
Ifn Inglish kan write Inglish wit -ourzes, why kant Merkans write Inglish wit -ourzes?
Mericanz iz sayvin inks bai leevin letterz owt
O! How kind ob hur!
She nebr sayd she wurz teechn me tew sayv inks. Ai guess it sayvd hur inks tew, writin C stead ob A on mai spellin tests!
yr teeechur still cant deside
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1305275
wii bee useing teh extry ink 4 maykin mour greyskale…
the word “matte” isnt a spelling error… in computer graphics, “matte” refers to a grayscale image providing transparency. …that being said, now riverding bak 2 brokin inglish…
ROFLMAO = GMAA!!! Last part means “giving myself asthma an attack”! Scuse me while I egt my inhaler!!
O mai! Dis waz sooo funnee ai furgots to yuse LoLspeek!!
Ai b laffin 2 hard to eeben hab gud grammer n spellin in da regular speek parts!
“Giving myself an asthma attack” and “get”
O hai, MM! Whare u been? How u is? Did u bring me a present?
Answer teh last question first, plz. kthxgimme
Ohai, LCB (&MM)! Ai sar dis adn gess hoo Ai fot ov?
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1121447
I gives up. Who?
starts wiff an “L”
A llama? No, wait. That’s two “L”s.
ends inna r
Lawyer?
Lighthouse Keeper?
Little Red Riding, um, Hoor?
yesh!!
Yay! Whut do I win?
yew can haz innyfing yer hart desires…………. oh wait – yew gots dat alreddy
Ai finkso it wuz teh funneh sumbuddee has uzings yur naym inner capshun! It be buy teh gui hoo ebbryboddee fot wuz a jeenyus wif NomDPlume capshun.
O hai! Ahl u kittehs!
Ai thot ov teh 1 adn onlee, lcb, alzo, wind
ai scene it. Twied tu kutnpastie but dd
nawt werkt, gaught lossed sumware
n teh toobz. Ai havint ben heer lonng,
adnz u alwayz liven up teh playz!!
gud 2 c u heer agin.
Kunvershun Opshuns foar Iyndix Kuhlored Iymages ????? = bof kittehs & doarmat!
Kittehs not available in blue and green
No black an whiet opshun??2?
O HAI!!!
I’m Odilon. I wrote the caption!
I always thought the graphic design pun captions (color, grayscale, matte) were really funny. This one came to me very suddenly, “Oh, look! A color kitteh! A grayscale kitteh! And…why look! Under them…that’s a mat…OH A MATTE!!!” And there we are. This is the second time your votes have put me on the homepage. (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/14/funny-pictures-r-valentime-wil-u-b-it/) And I’d like to say THANX!!!
Some of you have suggested things like a sepia kitteh, a black and white kitteh or a white border (kitteh?) would also have been nice. Unfortunately, It seems that no brown tabby, black bicolor or Snowshoe kittehs showed up to for the photo. (Which I did not take. On my cat pictures the dear kittehs have this awful tendency to blink or move away.)
But thanx
and BAI!!!
4 now
Odilon
Bery gud capshun, Odilon! Teh “Color” nd “Grayscale” wer funnee enuf, butt teh “Matte” puted eet ober teh tawp!
How funny. I have that doormat and my 3 cats have an aversion to it.
sepia, grays scale, matte