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Amethyst

What about white borders? I want that option too!

Sakee

Concatumalashunz on nawty sekkund, Amethyst? Danz and drinkz 4 u?

Amethyst

I can’t buhlieve I got nawt second! I’ve been trying since the site started! (I got one once before but the picshur got buleted). I lurves gynnantonix, with a lime wedge please! And dans of disbuhlief?

cweenmj

YAY Amethyst!!! (dat b wun uv mai faboriytest jewelz!)
I due a dans uv disbelief 4 u.
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*furst wii hangz deh hed adn beeing full uv deh sadz :( *
*4 awl deh times wuz beeing furvest frum furstest*
*Den wii hab deh :) 4 seeing deh “No commintz” *
*wif a liddul hop uv eggsitementz!*
*den deh :eek: wen wii b finking uv sumfing 2 say!!*
*Den dere b deh :shock: wee b hopping up adn down!!!*
*Fur Vest Frum Last!!!*
*DANS!! DANS!!! DANS!!!*
*Back uv hand to 4hed. Faint.*

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Congratulashunz Amethyst!!

salleh

oh Hai mizzz Queenie !!!…..datz kwite a majjinashun yew gotz der…..an sew eerly in teh moawrnin….ai iz impresseded.d…iin teh mawrnin fer me ai iz lukki ifn ai kan meemenburz mi naem…..* wandurz owf, luukin fer ID*.
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oh an conga rats uulashunz tew yew Amythist !!!, ai gotted mi berry fur vest frum lass jest a few weekz ago…..affer miny miny miny monffz ov bein heer, waz dumfunded….wat ….no commentz ??? kwik …brane …dew sumfin !!!
aaahhhhhhh got wun ! yerz waz berry guud BTW…

cweenmj

Gud morning salleh!!
*handz salleh a big steemee cup uv koffee to get her going.*
Wud u like a liddul whippee kreme on dat?
Adn a sprinkul uv sinininimom?

 
 
whiskers

oh, yu is funneh!!

as fur teh capshun…grown…

 
Amethyst

When my 8yo is being a drama queen I threaten to stable the back of her hand to her forehead!

Thank you Cweenmj!

gibbocat

juss teh dab ov stoopee gloo shud doo teh trik ;)

 
DejaMew

iz it a red stabler? i beleeves yu haz my stabler…….

 
 
terrapin

dis bestest danz i ebber seed

 
PercyCat

Wut ah luvlee dans… :lol: U bin
nawt sekkund B4? Windid u
starrt cumin heah? Adn houz
teh fambly? (watches magic
bobblolhedded kitteh growin
ahl lonng hared adn floofie)
:o

 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

LOL indeed Matt!!! How nice uv u 2 help make deh kittehz kumfee!!
:lol:

 
thepetmuseum

o i just got that
rofl
i was going to say
throe kitten in ther
say “66% reduction”

gibbocat

4 matt opshun:
clur crexyun? naw
brytniss n cawntrst? naw
pikcheweuh reesyz? Yay!! mek elebenty tymz biggur - xeedz payj widf (??)
nawt e nuff memree neebur!! aww?
ree sett
cancill
saeb N E wai !!!1

 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Teh matte asborbed all teh seepage.

gibbocat

LCB - teh wittyezt amung hur peee erz!!1

 
 
kittymom755

Teh oranj kitteh alreddy luks sepia, eh? Kinda sorta?

 
 
Denise

Iz r mat. Wipe yr bootz sumplas elz.

 
 
smallpaws

ooh … them little paws tukkd in so neetly…

Kayjoy

tabbehs repose oh so sweetly

DejaMew

de kittehz wait juss to greet ye

PercyCat

purrring meeow nise tu meetya…

amandakat

wants cheeseburgers so meatly

sweetmotherofmars

Ai ad wun lazt lion sew dizcreetlee….

 
 
 
 
 
 
Sakee

Wo dun carez wat kolorz we rz. We playz wif eech odderz. Wai dont u hoomans giv it a try?

whiskers

al we ar sayin is giv peas a chans!

gibbocat

Peez: cud B a furrin paw lissee??
wun dai :?:

 
 
 
 
 
Ambercat

Is awlwais gud to plai wiv yur chudders, as ennee Mummah knose!

 
 
sneeka2

Tis jok iz unintenshnoly Germän. :3

 
smallpaws

ther fur luks so soft, ther teh kind of cats i wanna squeeze and cuddle all dai an tell em “ur the kyootest, yes u r! oh, yes u r! oh yes…”

 
smallpaws

why is it “germän”? an how come u got teh umlaut??

Catarry

the umlaut changes the way you pronounce the word from “German” to “germane,” as in ‘closely or significantly related” ;D

kitkay

dis R relativ 2 mai intrests…

 
 
 
AfriCat

Did yooz know, wen kitteh blinkz eyeses like dat, iz smileyface at yooz?

kittymom755

Eye’s heers dat! Eye blinkz smileyface at mize sweety, furry girlz ever knightz. Seh blinkz back at me, two!

DejaMew

ai luvs whin mai kitteez du teh “luvvie blinx” at me. When mai neffew was a liddle kitteh, hims got awl eggcited when de kitteh did that to hims….he dids teh happytayl dans and be showting “de kitteh blinked at me…she blinked at ME!” :) (btw, tuday iz mai birfday adn ai be eggzited dat my niece-kitteh be comin to bisit me…she grajoo ated frum de hai skool awn Furday an herz is jusst 16! Ai so prowd ub herz!!)

cweenmj

happeetayl Burfdae DejaMew!!
*Handz dejamew a pees uv birfday cake and a cup uv punch*
ur nees b onlee 16 and grad gee ated ohai skool awlreddee?? her must b berry smartz. I bet u sooo prowd uv her. And ritelee sew.

DejaMew

*kurtseez to cweenmj* thank yu bery much! mmm….gud caek and no kaloriez! Adn yes, her is berry smart kitteh! she’s like the dawter i nebber had. I lubs her and eggztremly prowd uf her! Herz nawt onlee smart, but alsew sweet, kind, adn caring. A lubly young lady.

 
 
DejaMew

oh, dat is so lubly! tank you bery much! :D

 
mary O'Spockn

ooooh, is dat babeemaisoui wihssing hapi birfdae?
Happy birf day frum grownup Mais Oui, alsew!

mary O'Spockn

:wink:
warmz up teh yodelladee…♫

jamamakitty

yew noes, i’m kinda gettin used tew dat song………….

 
kimkiwi

Iz yew gardink teh choklit pavlova in teh sikrit plaice stil, mais oui?

catsablanca

Ohai, Kimkiwi! Ai fink awl ub teh choklit pabloba wuz eetin at Janet’s awsum birfdae partee. Ai fot ob u awyle ugo wehn Ai wuz skoopin owt sum kiwifroot nd eatin it. Dija hab a nais wekend wif teh junya terawrists nd dere daddie?

 
 
 
 
DejaMew

tank yu, Mais Oui! Culd we maybe (plz plz pwetty plz) play de alfabitz game fur my birfday? Dat wuld be sew mutch phun! Dat’s one ub my favrit gamez.

mary O'Spockn

okee dokee! i hoeps yu meenz the alfamabetikal liszt?

wot teh ornj kittehs wisshes fur yr birfdaes:

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A lott ob haapynesses & joy
Beutiful fleurz wif gud smellz
Captnipz!
De memo dat teh ornj kittehz r nawt poysn (onlee d ornj mauses(
E…

jamamakitty

ebbryting yew wish fur
furvest frum last = mini times
gushi fuds
happitails!!

DejaMew

:D :D :D yippee! we’z playin my favoritisst game! :D :D :D

DejaMew

Ice screem (awl kindz)
Jooses (frum frutz)
Kangaruuz
L …

jamamakitty

left over luv frum ebbrywun you have lurved
mustache kisses
never ending sunshine
o……

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jamamakitty

once upon a time dream comes tru
pretty papers (& cweenfetti)
question answered

 
DejaMew

Orinj kitteez (lots)
Panzees and peeoniez (purdy)
Quoala bearz
R…

 
DejaMew

:oops: ai gotted ouwt uv order

Roses frum de garden
Sweet kittee kisses
Tybooteek prezzies
U….

 
BGee

Rainbews
Sammiches (ur favrite kynd)
Tummy rubs
u . . .

 
jamamakitty

ultimate birffday parteeeeeeeee
very speshul pressints
wonderful friends and family
x…………