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minions of basement cat is BSOD ur dissertashun
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Blu e is a nice coluor for a scrn
We has fwee nawt sekunds? Wao! Concats too awl!
For dose hoo dun no, BSOD = bloo scween ob def…(fatul wendose errer)
or maybe:
Belzebub
Skitties
Ob
Dooom?
*ebul mao-catckle*
oooo mai! kitteh mom’z poast not be dere before! ai r confuzzled.
ai r confuzzled als. this be’s mia nawt secand nawt secant als ma nawt secand
comentz. ai don’t speke lolcat as a fist lanungage so nai so goood at thiz.
doan wurree!!1 yew juss gawt stuk in teh innertoobz. happns sumtiemz.
yew juss Kum in an mek yursalf @ hoem.
concatz awn been teh Furvest frum last.
Happee tayul 4 yew.
Joyn teh drinkee danzin gowinz on.
and mai teh BSOD nebber steel yur chzbrgrz!!
welkum kitteh mom! pls to be nawt wurried bout the lolspeak…yu’z doin grate! shall ai condukt yu to de tybooteek foar shawpping nd prizes? Here…you getz yur chois uv the CHRG (wdoi) aor a 50’s stile bavving cap. De CHRG(wdoi) means de Chikken Headed Rubber Glub (wif drawrings on it). De 50’s stile-bavving cap be kinda self-eggzplanatory, cept it be used tu keep yur brainz in yer hed in kase yor splort frum de kyootness. Hmmm…did ai leave enneeting ouwt? *lookz to uvver cheezfrenz*
HAPPY BIRFDAY, DEJA MEW!!
*Donkey clasps hoofs wiff joy*
Oh, I lubs it wen I finds out it bee sumwuns birfday!
I maded u a card! Wiff music! AND a special story! It’s purty! Go looky!
http://www.actioncat.com/platinum/ActionCatcard.cgi?060820174514798
O Kafleen! Dat’s be such a wundermus card & messij! Tank you so bery bery much! I haf been readin your blog and tink you have the lubliest soul and also the lubliest way wif werds. Tank yu agin for honoring me wif your thotfulness and kindness.
(PS it be’s mai bedtimes now so ai say gudnight to all the kittiehs in cheezland….mwauh! *throws big kiss to all*
Deja Mew, Ai hoep yew hda a wunnerful birfdae!! And Kafleen, taht wuz byooteeus! Ai hab scene “Gud Luk Kitteh” stachoos nd fings, butt neber herd teh storee b4. Fank yew 4 shayring it wif ebry1!
Sew – welkum 2 teh Tybooteek!!1
Butt der am awl sawts ov guddees – N E fing yew kan imajin am der!!!1
Kum in an luk arown.
Der am awl sawtz 4 yew 2 chewz frum.
Eye noe teh bobbul-heddid cat stachewettez du seam 2 B teh favrit
N joi!!1
CAT-LIKE HACKING DETECTED
( and not the usual cat-like hacking )
cat-liek hacking on my keebord – do not want. eether kind.
ye it is!. orange wud be nice aswell
Concatz Kitteh mom!
U r FFL!
FurrthurustFrumLasstz!
We toll you to gets teh Mac.
And dis what Shaungrl said las tiem dis picture used. But is teh summer, I gesses evberting be repeat. September bringz new season of LOL.
We did not do it. Onest.
An iffn wee did doo it, noe boddee saw us
…er… goggie diddit
yew haz teh ADD mowz!! butt wii nommd himz tayul awff. sew hii B noe trubbul N E moar!!
Kthxbai
nd Indiana Cat’z post nawnt be dere befour evver. Ai am muchly confoozled. I think i muss be cawt in tyme/spayce continyum.
no, yoo iz jsut cawt in teh weerdpress.
I jus thot my posts got eated or somthin. Still, a tie for FFL isn’t a bad way to start mah postin heer career. 8D
Concatz Indiana Cat!
U r FFL!!
FurrestFrumLassed!
oh hai
i upgraded yr system
Hai catalogical – concatz awn yur FFL!!!1
ewe git 2 chewz teh drinkee an danzin.
Concatz catalogical humor!
U r FFL!!!
FurrthurrisstFrumzLasst!!!
Ai jus foun owt wut taht meanz,
sew ai’m “nawt jus tellin ewe,
ai’m tellin eberybuddy.”
member taht jok?
It ate my comment too?
yup
BSOD is preety
Tihs iz a nowtrayj!
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BSOD iz nawt a vurb!
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Tihs is taykin teh bad gramma TU FAAR!
Wud sum won pleese to tell me wat BSOD meens? Ai noes its nawt a vurb n iz to b prittee!
*Heddesk*
BSOD meens blu sqween ob def??? Yes??
Blue Screen of Death… when Windows kakked, at least before XP, you got BSOD. Often. Whenever you were just about to save.
Ai members dat! Fank u.
Ai dint noe whut it mint…..Ai’ve hda teh unplezent xperince mene tymes, jest dint noe eet hda a naem (ober tahn &%$@!###, wich iz waht ebrywun sez wehn eet hapuns). Fanks 4 askin, MM!
Congradumalashuns, Catalogical humor!!!!
Wut kynde ov drinkee adn danse duz yuu wuntz????
(Hoep iyts sumefing nieyce adn kuul, becuz ov tihs heetwaive!!!!!!!
Concatyoolashuns, Catalogical humour! Purrhaps an ice dans wile eeting sum ice screem wuld be appropyate?
glide, glide, twirl n poze
glyde sum moar n smyle
glyde glide nd do a jump
glide twirl n stop in spray of ice
no wunder why nobodee ells wawnt to ice dans…ouwr cheezland be in da state uv flux. tyme iz outta sync nd tings be gettin weyrud….haz de beaker labz bin doin eggzperiments again?
Who us?
Windows XP crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
Sowwy, Ai steeld tihs frum sumwear, but Ai fink itz funnee
awl 2 troo een mai howz!!1
butt nao eye haz teh Linux an mai fingurz crawzd!!
hehehe…mee two, elfi…ai haz a ibook…her namez is izzabelle…she be gud compyooter, but her brayne got borked an we gotted her a nu wun. onlee lawst a lil bit of werk…my bakup ubseshun, leeme show ye it
mii toos! I lubs mai liddel mac! teh onlee prollem iz dat mai kittehs also lub eet – teh battry iz nys an warm fer dem to nap awn…an dey wanna nap wehn I’z tryink to do sum werks!!
ohai PB2K! didz u gib yer liddle mac a name?
ai hab 2 kittehs, 2! adn 2 lil goggiez. day r awl bery sweet nd hep me werk awl de timez. :_
hiya DejaMew! Mai liddel mac iz called “The Grimmerie” (affer teh buk in Wicked) – wehn I had manee pyooters fer teh werks (a PC, a Mac an a Unix box), I named tehm affer teh debils in “Teh Screwtape Letters”: PC wuz screwtape, Mac wuz Wormwood an the Unix box wuz Slubgob.
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Nao mai werks duznt let me name mai own PC, an mai mac iz mai persunul pyooter, so I named it teh Grimmerie.
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I’z sillee ‘bowt pyooters sumtiems…
hehehe…dat iz de funnee! whut kinda werk duz yu do?
i iz sofwaer designer – bild web sites, moastlee. I’z bin a geek fer a lawng tiem, tho…
Hi PB2K…ai iz grafix desinur, but ai more geeky dan artzy. It’z be a gud way tu pay my billz (mostly). Ai has grate respecktz fur de sofwaer deziners.
Ohai DejaMew… Aye iz a membur ob teh “teknologee chalhinged”.. Aye cawl mai iMac “Hellspawn”… hymz juss snickurz aht mii…..Aye lib en awhhh ob u peepz….
Maibe dey dunt noze haow tu maik joolryz. sum peepz speshlize nd sum du ebreefing but nawt nessa sarah lee gud.
OHAI smammie…i iz nawt to bee in aww ub….i jus nose enuff tew be danjerious.
Iz Apple the forbiden fruit?
Basment ipms R loden UR Belifnet wid mega viruseses
Oh Ceiling Cat, deliver us form Basement cat’s cluches and evil designs(and upgrades).
no no, de appul compooterz nawt be forbiden frutz….dey jus be diffrnt…but still ok….we shuld awl sillybrate de diffrences cuz day incurage us to think diffrently. Umm…ne! member the “think outside the box” addage? Itz a cleeshay naow, but still havs value.
ne! (whut wuz i tinking) muzt be a tipo….oar a refernz to Ni!
OH gug! Ai wuz ‘frade to take a bite. Now Ai can haz mega bites.
There r mani moar Windoze OHAI-koo. A GoogLOL search for “windows haiku” will sho u them.
Mai favorite iz:
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
Ov coarse, this wun is nawt limited to Windoze networkz.
Ai haz 12 uv dem – mai growd up kidlet fownd dem 4 mee. Mai favrit iz:
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Evil kittehs lurk….
wut iz this teevee thingee?
we will break it nao.
O Nooooooes ! Teh dredded Bloo Screan ov Def!!!!!!!!
Butt teh Minnionses ar rlly kyuoot!!!!
Ah yez, evil comes with beauty to destroy. Luzafer Cat was the prince and the most beautiful of all the angel cats, dont cha no?
Y U aksing us??? Wi is culur blind…Is sumting wrong??!?
my Wii has color, itz no blind.
PEBCAK!
problem exists between cats and keyboard?
or mai odder fabrit: PICNIC
Ohai PB2K! hao R U feline? Hopings yew R teh beddar adn helfier eech adn ebry dai, sew U kan kum heer adn plai! Pls tew xsplyans PICNIC? kthxbai
oh fanks, fikshunkitteh! I’z duing bery gud. I starts anodder rownd ov teh pleh kemo 2morro, which will maek mii sik agin, but at leest dis tym I can has it as an owtpatshent!
Teh leukemia iz in remission, dis kemo iz to maek sure it stays dere!
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Teh PICNIC iz:
Problem
In
Chair
Not
In
Computer
.
It’s handee to use wehn talkin abowt the situwayshun in frunt ov teh users: “oh, dis iz gonna be a PICNIC to solve”
{{{{{PB2K}}}}} and mennee furry purries and prayerz for good outcome for yu! Yu habs a lubly, brite spirit wich comz thru in yur posts. moar hugz & gud wishes fur yu!
Sendin bestest wishis 2 PB2K
Iz liek da nut bhined da weel dat ai noze so wel.:lol:
I toldz my mudder dat the most dangerous part of ‘puter was the nut
behind keyburd…
U sed u waz fraid ov leebing skool and goingz owt into teh reel whirled.
We r halping.
Skware won…again.
Sorry to be dense. What’s PEBCAK?
Ignorance, I haz it. f.r.
it stands for : “Problem exists between chair and keyboard”.
When I worked for teh sattulyet kompinee, we used to say “PEBCAR”, which is “Problem exists between couch and remote”
in any case it amounts to “user error”.
No worries, kittehs. I maded a backup of mah dissertashun, so there. It’s right here on this dis– hay! Who peed on my backup disk?
****kitteh tries to luk innosint ****
Mai kittehs AWL WAYS luk teh in oh sint, speshullee wen day b teh bad!
LOL!
Ebil. We installz it.
n pestulanz…n da plaeg…n lotz n lotz ov locusts
bwahahahaha
lolcusts? DO NOT WANT!
teh linucks kitteh
phears nawt ur BSOD.
NO! kernul panik!
Teh hai koo – Sean haz its!
U iz gonna hafta rewrites it
Elebenty billyun times
I can adz comment? hmmm
sum timz is ID 10 T error….
NOT Funnee. Tell kittehs: no dissertashun, no job. No job, no cat fud. No cat fud, not gud.
1 hous – job – (cat fud) + 2 hungree kittehs + (1 hooman – pointy ends)
U does the math.
Eberee mornin ai tellz mai kittehs ai haz to get reddy to goes to teh wurk to mayks munee to buy teh cats fud. Dey b happee kittehs den!
An u iz saef tew com hoem at nite. Wit teh catsfudz in hand!
Wii r inginears if u pleaase
Wii r ingnears if u don pleaase
Wii r frum ur noo IT department
Yus wii noes taht ur PC/Mac borked
Meeeeeoooooowwwww!
Lookin fur fishies in teh pritty bloo waddur…
Sry- Cannot instal Servic Cat 1
(the author might wanna watch a few “U Suck at Photoshop” tutorials before his next effort)
oh noes!!!!!!!!!! tehy BSOD’d my 14-page term paper!!!!!!!!! i kill dem!!!!
Back Up..wee knead back up heer!
Off thred- Ai haz new bebbeh kiteh! He iz erli birfdai present!! He is kyuut liddle tuxedo boi- my youngest kidlet named him Caspian. (lucy- you dere? okai naem?) Him iz just sport-a lishus! Now ai can be “LuvscatsVa-canhaz4kittehs!” And BTW- belated Happy Birfdai to Janet!!
aaawww… congrat… yeah!!!!!!! dat a kyuute name for a kitteh! happeh erli birfdai!
Thanks!! Ai still haz 2 weeks but bebbehs owner wuz thinking of takin kittehs to shelter- so ai said Gimmewun!
yay! wut a gud birfdai presunt. happitaylz!
Yes- ai haznt had bebbeh kitteh fur aboot 5 yrs- forgot aboot all the toe bitin.. but he’z a kyuutie!
Happee tayls to ya LVA!! Michio b 7 munses nao n he runses n bytes teh toeses n we play teh tikkel tummy gayme uder teh sheets n he iz gud hunter ob teh killer kleenexes n hez brings meh presints in teh bed. (gud fing he indore kitteh)!
Bin 10 yrs sins ai hab kittin. Taykes a bit ob gettin yused 2! Lots ob snorgels n scmoos to ur nu kitteh 2 b frum me n Manfred n Ayla N Michio.
Thoze r cute namez. “Ayla”?, R u ah
Jean Auel fan? ” Valley of the Horses ”
” The Mammoth Hunters ” adn ” Clan
ov the Cave Bear”. Ai enjoid thoz!
Mooby cuddint hol a candul tu teh book,
bt wuz steel gud.
Thanx MM! Headbutts from Caspian!
Lucy appruvz!
lol, basment cats werz on interwebs nd stuf and got teh bsod! lulz
OT: PSA I just received an email about health insurance companies trying to have mastectomies considered as outpatient procedures. There is a petition to congress to not allow this as a 2 day recovery is recommended by most drs. If you are interested in more information or to send the petition please leave me a message with your email address at my cheezfrens profile and I will forward it to you. This could affect any of us.
Yes – men too. Breast cancer can affect men as well.
is not gud 4 anee1…. gud to raze funds and take axtion.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
argh BSOD!!! i don’t get BSOD, my comp jst crashes!!!!!! de kittehs look vedy suspisi- sucpish- guilty!
i can has photoshop?
indeed?
Basement cat is death—no blue screen needed!!1!1
Mai disserttashun nuuuu!!!!! Wurf 20% of degree an I spend munths onnit!!! *bawls*
Mai momma didn’ haz no kittehs last yr but getted on fr momma’s dai. She saiz no want kitteh, saiz two old for kitteh, she beed 80. Brover got hr huge kitteh loks lik geant Maine Goon, hevy kitteh, old kitteh. Put kitteh on couch, kitteh nap. put kitten on bed kitteh take nap wif her, 5 hrs nai mov. Nicee kitteh, nap whenz momma is napz, good retiremint kitteh. Olds peeps needz nap kittehs.
Yah…. BSOD text suspicously sharp. Surrounding labels on monitor fuzzy.
Note the similarity in kitteh heads, too. I like the lolcat from the other day: “Adobe called, your photoshop license has been revoked.”
Pity its faked…
Photoshop = cheating. It takes the fun out of it. Stop it.
ZOMG! TEH FOTOSHAWPZ!11!!one!!!eleven!1!!1exclamationpoint!!111!!!