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Wutta Skwirrelol!
conga rats on nawt sekkund. but he nawt ninja coz we nooz he is a ninja. a reel ninja we wud nawt no he is a ninja!
Taht’s troo!!!!
him ar ninja-in-traynin.
mus be
ooh yer he must be!
him iz cusn to blackninja skwirrel. Blck peez n poops on yurz fudstuffz.
First rule of Ninja Skwerl Club: don’t talk about Ninja Skwerl Club.
him haz hans obur mouf…. sew him am gud @ dat ruel!!!1
Sekund rool uv Ninja Skwerl: don’t tok aboot Ninja Skwerl Club
i looks liek thaz too… in my dreams
straynj dreemz!!!!1 ?????
Hay Cimbacat, luuks liek weez iys tyded!!!
Wunna goez tuu teh tiebooteek??? Weez awlsoe cud haz drinkee adn dancee;
Wut duz yuu wunt? Ai wud liek Tom Collins, becuz iyts soe haut!!!
tyded iys goood! me lieks coppledancee, teh geetterbugz - so it haz to b 2 kittehs to dancee!
Tom Collinses iz nice tooo
*slurp slurp slurp
Ai’z gunna hasta duu a rlly sloew geetterbugz, becuz Ai’m stil sleapeey!!!
iz pazt lunchcheezburger at mye plaze… butt Ai lieks sloew dancee ^^
i foondz nice dancee! i can haz plxplx!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N4J8C2Ka-ls
Conga Ratz awm ur lovelee TY, Cimba cat!
Teh grate costyoom deseiner cSmall herself iz maeking noo costyooms fur teh Conga Ratz - wif OH regional designs! They ar gonna bee so cyoot - ai just NOE eet!!
An where iz yur playce???? Ar yoo a TTI- er too???
Mai playce iz in teh chilly chilly top of wrldd mapthingy, iz Sweeedn.
Nau iz nawt so chilly, is hot.
and i haz never haz nawtsekkund…to is celobrshon fur tyded too
*weee
*weee
*weeeeee
Bettur stayz off teh Tomcollinses no……..
Mebbee tehy stil haz teh Bobbel-heded Kitteh stachoos at Tiebooteek;
Ai wud rlly liek tu haz wun ov tehm az a dekoramashun!!!!
An menee Conga Ratz to yoo, too, CKK!!! Tehy shud bee coming aut dansing at ene moment nao!
But - seriouslee - yoo reelee laik teh Boblol hedded kitteh best? Becuz - tejhy are my vereee moast favoriet thing in teh entyre TY Boo Teek!
Ai hav awnlee just teh wun. Ai had a TY a couple ov weeks ago - an ai reelee had to fiete fur it. But it’s MINE nao! A an lurves it!!
An there ar awl kinds ov kitth type - eben teh orinj wuns! (which we awl noe ar nawt reelee poisin.) Just pik aut teh wun yoo laiks teh best!!
wii haz teh noo D libbree ov teh bobbul heddid kitteh stachwettz.
teh speshul noo wun am nawt shy knee - am teh floofee kien wif xtra fluff 2 luk liek teh Rag-dawl kittehz - butt dem kumz wif teh madnatry ‘nawt rillee sew bleugh flavr’ kitteh fayzd lawleepawpz 2 mek shoor yew duzzent splort @ der kyewtniss.
C. Wii fink ov ebbereefing!
Yur ebbur lubbin Tybooteek - heer 2 serb teh kitteh kommewnittee. ♫
Oh Hai Gibbo — I wuz just telling AfriCat on teh next fred
abowt ur wunderous booteek. But i didn’t see dis new
delibery. I can haz a floofee bobbulheddeded kittee?
*pikz owt prittee blak wun, adn a kitteh faised loleepop.*
dis “nawt rillee sew bleugh flavr” - uumm- tastez like chikken.
Fankz!!
yur welkum, cweenmj
an lett mii tek diz awpurr tuna T 2 sai whut teh wunnurful pressnytayshun yew med awn Jannit’s burfdai. wuz awsum!!1
*bowz deeplee*
Fanks soe muches, Janet!!!!
Yesh, Ai rlly luuves teh Bobblol Hedded Kittehs a lawt;
Iyt wuud bees rlly wunnerfull tuu haz a liddel kohlekshun ov tehm awl adn keepez tehm iyn mai chyna kloset wif teh reyst ov teh kohlektibles;
(Iyn tehr oawn wai teh BHK’s ar jes az valuabamal az teh Hummelses!!)
He akting vary, vary skwirrelly!
Ai wunde iyf hims bees a Inglysh Skwirrelol??? Luuk at hims eerses!!!!!
Shud bees: “Ai wunder”….. !!!!! (oops)
*whispurrs* CCK - did yoo meen : oops : ???
Yesh!!!!
Ai fink taht iz a Eurasian red skwerlol (Sciurus vulgaris). It luukz lyke tah won heer: h t t p : / / en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_squirrel
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It ‘peerz taht teh Yoorazhin red skwerlol iz in a bad way in TTI (but OK elswehre in Yoorup) becuz ov teh incur… inticroduc… import ov teh grey skwerlol frum Norf ‘Murka (19f C). Sorry ‘baowt taht…
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Hey Tidmum & ovver frenz in TTI - I maek a deel wif joo. I come tehre & remoov teh grayz (moastlee in teh foarm ov stoo meet) ifn joo come heer & tayke teh starlings bak.
Gud morning woozled!!
Ai’m traing to fix yur ref so it iz kliclable. ai awlwaiz hav to x my fingerz!
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_squirrel
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Binomial name - Sciurus vulgaris
Hoo noo????
They DOOO rip up ebreething it site - it iz troo! LOL!
So! LOL! cyoot as tehy ar - tehy ar RELLEEE scurillious vulgar creechurs!! ROFL!!
*wypez aiez* Oh mai!! Edumacashun! Isn’t it grate!!
*snurt*
Yu can borro mai Amber kitteh, she is mytee huntah an will remoov teh starlins for yu. Plees to be taekin bak yur grey skwrls so teh red wuns can breed agin, eben if tehy is juss rats wiv gud pub liss itteh.Kthxbai.
Oh Hai woozled!! I hep in korrallling dem starlingz 4 deportashunz. Dey kum in HUUUJ nomberz adn b noming deh fudz frum ower bird feederz adn taking deh territoreez frum ower own native birdz. … adn swirrel stew b gud!! hazzn’t had enny since i wuz kiddlet adn mai dad b hunting dem 4 ower dinner.
Ohai gaiz! Ai haz nawt been ‘r’raound mush beecuz haz bin wirking teh 12+ hr daiz on speshul prawjekt for wun ov teh companee VeePeez, adn tryin 2 ficks mah baffruum adn teh gawrdin STILL izn’t in adn teh stoopy lawn needz moe-in ebrey 15 minnips…. Joo knoe haow it goez, I ain’t complaynin, butt demmet aiz tyred. Iz gunna comtinyoo tihs wai foar a wyle, but soes joo shuud knoe, ai has nawt fergratten mah cheezfrenz. Ai haz been peekin in, butt nawt reedin mush oar poastin’.
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Ambercat, mebbe mah boardurr cawlliee can maek fremds wif joor kitteh (sheh bettur hab teh sense ob hyoomer) adn wee canz teem tehm up agenzt teh various verminius kritturz. Mah Daizee dawrg lubz 2 chayse teh skwerlolz!. Hooray for naytiv speesheez! Wif teh pawsibul exception ov fez-antz. Ain’t nebber herd nuffin bad ‘baowt tehm (speshlee udner glass). Add BTW, whut joo gawt foar zeebra musscles? They are truulee of teh suck, Yoorup, come & tayke tewh hoam plz?
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cweenie, wee haz teh sayme prollubullem wif teh stoopy stahrlings… seems lyke moar goaldeefnichez tihs yeer, tho’.
JCH4K, ai mayde teh linkee be borked soe WurdPretzel wuund borked it foar meh… Fanks joo, but Ai just haz lawst linkees, soe ai maykes them borked butt eezee 2 fixify.
{{cheezfrenz}}
sqrlz r ninjaz!
Luks liek yce aig sqwrrl fainully eets hiz nutt.
Chuck Norris squirrel follows ninja skills with a rounhouse kick to the face *hooooooooya*
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.
Beard of Chuck Norris has no chin behind it, only another fist.
Crap…did not mean to hit “Comment” yet…
D-
Doors do not exist in Chuck Norris’ house…only walls he walks through.
Egg McMuffin was denied to Chuck at Micky D’s because it was 10:35, so he
kicked it so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.”
G…..
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris’ ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
K…
an hii kan sell x r size eekwipmint 2!!!
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Teach him to use the internet & he won’t bother you for weeks.
TImeCopsquirrel must be careful not to occupy the same time/space.
homg, fat ninja squirrel is fat.
but so kyute!
I akchully thought it was sooper skinny when i saw its tayl.
Him iz cusn to blck ninja skwirrel. Blcky peez n poopzez in yur fudstufz den luks at yuz nd lafs lykz badman.
…not to mention nuts of steel
Yeah, teh nuts of steel.
Oh, dang. I mentioned them.
U knoes liek,
nunchuck skillz,
bow hunting skillz,
computer hacking skillz…..
Skwirrel haz seen 2 much Narootoe
ninja skwirl sez teh HAPPEE BURFDAY
huh? weirdpress? finks caps lok is saem az add commint?? anyhoo.
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an peepz hoo has teh burfday today. (eben teh trollz, if trollz haz burfdays) yoo’ll haz to imajin teh confettiz, but heer’z a homemade burfday caek - any flavr yoo wantz it to be - for yoo!
weerdpress just bein skwirrlee.
Heer’s sum cweenfettii 4 u.
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yay, fank yooz, cweenmj is teh cween ob confettiz!!