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Awesome Ninja Skills I has dem

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Awesome Ninja Skills I has dem

i haz dem 2.

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CheshireKittehKat

Wutta Skwirrelol!

bodriz

conga rats on nawt sekkund. but he nawt ninja coz we nooz he is a ninja. a reel ninja we wud nawt no he is a ninja!

CheshireKittehKat

Taht’s troo!!!!

 
izzyb03

him iz cusn to blackninja skwirrel. Blck peez n poops on yurz fudstuffz.

 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

First rule of Ninja Skwerl Club: don’t talk about Ninja Skwerl Club.

gibbocat

him haz hans obur mouf…. sew him am gud @ dat ruel!!!1

 
Jacobob

Sekund rool uv Ninja Skwerl: don’t tok aboot Ninja Skwerl Club

 
 
 
 
Cimbacat

i looks liek thaz too… in my dreams

gibbocat

straynj dreemz!!!!1 ????? :shock: :oops:

 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Hay Cimbacat, luuks liek weez iys tyded!!!

 
CheshireKittehKat

Wunna goez tuu teh tiebooteek??? Weez awlsoe cud haz drinkee adn dancee;
Wut duz yuu wunt? Ai wud liek Tom Collins, becuz iyts soe haut!!! :cry:

Cimbacat

tyded iys goood! me lieks coppledancee, teh geetterbugz - so it haz to b 2 kittehs to dancee!
Tom Collinses iz nice tooo
*slurp slurp slurp

CheshireKittehKat

Ai’z gunna hasta duu a rlly sloew geetterbugz, becuz Ai’m stil sleapeey!!! :oops:

Cimbacat

iz pazt lunchcheezburger at mye plaze… butt Ai lieks sloew dancee ^^

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Conga Ratz awm ur lovelee TY, Cimba cat! ;)

Teh grate costyoom deseiner cSmall herself iz maeking noo costyooms fur teh Conga Ratz - wif OH regional designs! They ar gonna bee so cyoot - ai just NOE eet!!

An where iz yur playce???? Ar yoo a TTI- er too???

Cimbacat

Mai playce iz in teh chilly chilly top of wrldd mapthingy, iz Sweeedn.
Nau iz nawt so chilly, is hot.

 
 
 
 
Cimbacat

and i haz never haz nawtsekkund…to is celobrshon fur tyded too
*weee
*weee
*weeeeee
Bettur stayz off teh Tomcollinses no……..

CheshireKittehKat

Mebbee tehy stil haz teh Bobbel-heded Kitteh stachoos at Tiebooteek;
Ai wud rlly liek tu haz wun ov tehm az a dekoramashun!!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An menee Conga Ratz to yoo, too, CKK!!! Tehy shud bee coming aut dansing at ene moment nao!

But - seriouslee - yoo reelee laik teh Boblol hedded kitteh best? Becuz - tejhy are my vereee moast favoriet thing in teh entyre TY Boo Teek!

Ai hav awnlee just teh wun. Ai had a TY a couple ov weeks ago - an ai reelee had to fiete fur it. But it’s MINE nao! A an lurves it!!

An there ar awl kinds ov kitth type - eben teh orinj wuns! (which we awl noe ar nawt reelee poisin.) Just pik aut teh wun yoo laiks teh best!! ;)

gibbocat

wii haz teh noo D libbree ov teh bobbul heddid kitteh stachwettz.
teh speshul noo wun am nawt shy knee - am teh floofee kien wif xtra fluff 2 luk liek teh Rag-dawl kittehz - butt dem kumz wif teh madnatry ‘nawt rillee sew bleugh flavr’ kitteh fayzd lawleepawpz 2 mek shoor yew duzzent splort @ der kyewtniss.
C. Wii fink ov ebbereefing! ;)
Yur ebbur lubbin Tybooteek - heer 2 serb teh kitteh kommewnittee. ♫

cweenmj

Oh Hai Gibbo — I wuz just telling AfriCat on teh next fred
abowt ur wunderous booteek. But i didn’t see dis new
delibery. I can haz a floofee bobbulheddeded kittee?
*pikz owt prittee blak wun, adn a kitteh faised loleepop.*
dis “nawt rillee sew bleugh flavr” - uumm- tastez like chikken.
Fankz!!

gibbocat

yur welkum, cweenmj
an lett mii tek diz awpurr tuna T 2 sai whut teh wunnurful pressnytayshun yew med awn Jannit’s burfdai. wuz awsum!!1
*bowz deeplee*

 
 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Fanks soe muches, Janet!!!!

Yesh, Ai rlly luuves teh Bobblol Hedded Kittehs a lawt;

Iyt wuud bees rlly wunnerfull tuu haz a liddel kohlekshun ov tehm awl adn keepez tehm iyn mai chyna kloset wif teh reyst ov teh kohlektibles;

(Iyn tehr oawn wai teh BHK’s ar jes az valuabamal az teh Hummelses!!)
:smile:

 
 
 
 
 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Ai wunde iyf hims bees a Inglysh Skwirrelol??? Luuk at hims eerses!!!!!

CheshireKittehKat

Shud bees: “Ai wunder”….. !!!!! (oops)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*whispurrs* CCK - did yoo meen : oops : ??? :oops:

 
 
 
woozled

Ai fink taht iz a Eurasian red skwerlol (Sciurus vulgaris). It luukz lyke tah won heer: h t t p : / / en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_squirrel
.
It ‘peerz taht teh Yoorazhin red skwerlol iz in a bad way in TTI (but OK elswehre in Yoorup) becuz ov teh incur… inticroduc… import ov teh grey skwerlol frum Norf ‘Murka (19f C). Sorry ‘baowt taht…
.
Hey Tidmum & ovver frenz in TTI - I maek a deel wif joo. I come tehre & remoov teh grayz (moastlee in teh foarm ov stoo meet) ifn joo come heer & tayke teh starlings bak.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Gud morning woozled!! ;) Ai’m traing to fix yur ref so it iz kliclable. ai awlwaiz hav to x my fingerz!

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_squirrel
.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Binomial name - Sciurus vulgaris :shock: Hoo noo????

They DOOO rip up ebreething it site - it iz troo! LOL!

So! LOL! cyoot as tehy ar - tehy ar RELLEEE scurillious vulgar creechurs!! ROFL!!

*wypez aiez* Oh mai!! Edumacashun! Isn’t it grate!!

 
 
 
Ambercat

Yu can borro mai Amber kitteh, she is mytee huntah an will remoov teh starlins for yu. Plees to be taekin bak yur grey skwrls so teh red wuns can breed agin, eben if tehy is juss rats wiv gud pub liss itteh.Kthxbai.

 
cweenmj

Oh Hai woozled!! I hep in korrallling dem starlingz 4 deportashunz. Dey kum in HUUUJ nomberz adn b noming deh fudz frum ower bird feederz adn taking deh territoreez frum ower own native birdz. … adn swirrel stew b gud!! hazzn’t had enny since i wuz kiddlet adn mai dad b hunting dem 4 ower dinner.

woozled

Ohai gaiz! Ai haz nawt been ‘r’raound mush beecuz haz bin wirking teh 12+ hr daiz on speshul prawjekt for wun ov teh companee VeePeez, adn tryin 2 ficks mah baffruum adn teh gawrdin STILL izn’t in adn teh stoopy lawn needz moe-in ebrey 15 minnips…. Joo knoe haow it goez, I ain’t complaynin, butt demmet aiz tyred. Iz gunna comtinyoo tihs wai foar a wyle, but soes joo shuud knoe, ai has nawt fergratten mah cheezfrenz. Ai haz been peekin in, butt nawt reedin mush oar poastin’.
.
Ambercat, mebbe mah boardurr cawlliee can maek fremds wif joor kitteh (sheh bettur hab teh sense ob hyoomer) adn wee canz teem tehm up agenzt teh various verminius kritturz. Mah Daizee dawrg lubz 2 chayse teh skwerlolz!. Hooray for naytiv speesheez! Wif teh pawsibul exception ov fez-antz. Ain’t nebber herd nuffin bad ‘baowt tehm (speshlee udner glass). Add BTW, whut joo gawt foar zeebra musscles? They are truulee of teh suck, Yoorup, come & tayke tewh hoam plz?
.
cweenie, wee haz teh sayme prollubullem wif teh stoopy stahrlings… seems lyke moar goaldeefnichez tihs yeer, tho’.

JCH4K, ai mayde teh linkee be borked soe WurdPretzel wuund borked it foar meh… Fanks joo, but Ai just haz lawst linkees, soe ai maykes them borked butt eezee 2 fixify.

{{cheezfrenz}}

 
 
 
 
insanityinside

sqrlz r ninjaz! :D

 
 
Jessicat

Luks liek yce aig sqwrrl fainully eets hiz nutt.

 
Jimmba

Chuck Norris squirrel follows ninja skills with a rounhouse kick to the face *hooooooooya*

kafleen

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.
Beard of Chuck Norris has no chin behind it, only another fist.

kafleen

Crap…did not mean to hit “Comment” yet…
D-

kafleen

Doors do not exist in Chuck Norris’ house…only walls he walks through.
Egg McMuffin was denied to Chuck at Micky D’s because it was 10:35, so he
kicked it so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.”
G…..

mamarosa

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
 


 
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris’ ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
 

K…

gibbocat

an hii kan sell x r size eekwipmint 2!!! ;)

 
woozled

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Teach him to use the internet & he won’t bother you for weeks.

 
 
 
 
 
 
shaungrl

TImeCopsquirrel must be careful not to occupy the same time/space.

 
Kayla

homg, fat ninja squirrel is fat. :o but so kyute!

guitarfreak

I akchully thought it was sooper skinny when i saw its tayl.

 
 
izzyb03

Him iz cusn to blck ninja skwirrel. Blcky peez n poopzez in yur fudstufz den luks at yuz nd lafs lykz badman.

 
teho

…not to mention nuts of steel

lolcatburglar

Yeah, teh nuts of steel.

Oh, dang. I mentioned them.

 
 
mamarosa

U knoes liek,

nunchuck skillz,
bow hunting skillz,
computer hacking skillz…..

 
Sakee

Skwirrel haz seen 2 much Narootoe

 
burfday fairy

ninja skwirl sez teh HAPPEE BURFDAY

 
burfday fairy

huh? weirdpress? finks caps lok is saem az add commint?? anyhoo.

HAPPEE BURFDAY to all cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an peepz hoo has teh burfday today. (eben teh trollz, if trollz haz burfdays) yoo’ll haz to imajin teh confettiz, but heer’z a homemade burfday caek - any flavr yoo wantz it to be - for yoo!

cweenmj

weerdpress just bein skwirrlee. ;-)
Heer’s sum cweenfettii 4 u.
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burfday fairy

yay, fank yooz, cweenmj is teh cween ob confettiz!! :)