no wunner da kid crie alla timz,
no wunner da kid crie alla timz, dis ting iz &@#@!?% cunfoosin.
mebbeh babee cry cuz u eated him.
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Halp I is confuzzled!!1!!!!
con gafuzzu lashuns jk! drinkee and danse?
sry I ment jp :-/
Rut Ro I fink I borked da chane
My berry nawt secund nawt second and I bork sumpin!!!!1!
OH wel
Dans dans dans
Hop hop Hop
sit and sip
An I dansdansdans wit u!!! {{{{{jpjohsr}}}}}
Adn idansdansdans wif U too!
Iz finkin tihs cawls 4 a rownd ov milk!!! Choklit NEone???
Oooo, I want choklit!!! I do I do I do!!!
Dat sowns like the orange soda call…
I do, I do, I doo-oo!
Who likes orange soda?
YES! YES~! Sumbodee gotted it!
I LUBBED dem guys! Dat wuz such a sweet, nice show!
Dere is just not enuff sweet, nice shows…
{{{{{K&K}}}}}}
O hai! Kafleen!
Can ai pleez just hav sum orinj soda??? ai dont KNOW the sweet, nice show! But ai DOO laik orinj soda!!
Is Keenan and Kel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xADdfxh5img
Hee hee! I diddunt noe dere wuz a song furr it!
ohai, kafleen! ai just luked at yur pikshurez! dey awr awl beeyootiful&gorgeous&pwetty&ebbryfing!!11!!11!
Oh, tanks u!!! U so sweet!!
*wisspurrs* um, u doan habb enny misshun pics u mite bee
willeeng too email mee secretly, wud u?
Juss wunndurring…
noes, ai haz no pics. ai myte be abul tew kunvinse sumwun tew gib mee a copy ov teh videeo, tho.
plus, ai myte be abul tew send yu sum piks frum mai kwyur toour.
HHAAALLLLPPPPPP!11!1!1! ai duzzint noes hao tew send pikz! ai kan haz halp?
Nawt worry..borkin stuff is teh way tings iz here. Soemtimez it borks itself!!
SUM …um…PEEPS…bork demselves….so teh FYREMENS will come…
*dawnkee looks ovur showldur with narrowed accustatory eyes*
SPEEKING ub…nawttee peepuls….
Oh, Mary O….
Oh, Miss O Spockin….
ware u bee? I leffted u a….PRESENT! *snurt* on teh BUNNY thred!….
oops. dat face supposed to bee a
Stawp lookin’ at meh!!! I wuz reely, reely needin fyremins… *cof* *cof*
Srsly!!! Honist!! Fakt iz… *cof* Iz feelin a lil faint eben az wii speak….
Ohhhhh, WUTT a fakur!
I hab nebbur seed teh like!
*hoofs on hips*
Heer….*hands CareLol a piece of Fireman shaped Chocklitt* DIS
otta fix u rite up…
I tink we makez punch…some froot joocez, rum, wodka, rum,,,did I menshun rum?? Ice & blender & *POOF* Confuzled drinkz…
I know why teh rum alwyz gonne. Wii dranks it!
POTC ref FTW!
**bows** Thankee, thankee.
Kitteh….wut u do wif teh babbeh ??????/
bai teh luk of dat fing, teh kitteh mai bee sittin on teh babbeh, an nawt evn kno it.
Ai don’t noe, but ai think ai saw a dingo here a minnit ago…
Just a coke fur me fanks and maybe a hoppee danse!!
***Dans,dans,dans***
***Hop,hop,hop ***
Amaretto fur mai Diet Coke,pleez…..
U call meh??? *snerk*
Sure….want sum Amaretto & Diet Coke ?????
Ai diddint meen to cawls u…peeps are alwais calin me unint….uni…by accident !!
Yup!!! Meh too.. Kinda nise, huh?? Sure, Ill hazza diet pipsi an sum amaretto…
Duz it hazza name or shud we name it??? Tehn maibe it will come wen we call it too!!! Haow EZ wud taht bee???
so this is how not to be comment 3000 feels like…
nice.
WOOHOOOOO!!!
*Dawnkee throws confetti!*
Comment Not 3000!!!!!!!!!
*Duz a littul danse!*
Hab a parfait and a wafful! Wud u like a drink?
Hey, we gotta get owr celebrashuns in ware we can, rite?
/runs before the e-beating commences
i’m still lukin forwurd to teh day wehn i knowz taht wundrus feelin
feline groovy is bailable all timz all wayz jazzhands
Ai wud kri alla tiem 2 wiv doz skeery tings hangin ober mai hed!
Luks liek aleyenz. Taek me 2 ur leedr.
Dis is liek sensoree obberload for bebbehs!!!
Dis is ur bwain on drugs.
….ahn dis is ur brayn wif 2 peeces uv bacon an toast……
….annybudde else bemember dat T-shirt ????
Mebbe? I ‘member teh commershul wit the hole kitchen bein’ smushed, tho.
T-shirt wuz frum teh late 80’s….
Commershul wuz nawt long ago,wuzzint it???
Wuzzint dat Rachel Leigh Cook innit ???
Mebbe. Have nawt seen in ages.
I had wun uv dose! Wuz aginst skool dress code, I diskubbered.
dress code, FTL.
Ah,teh dress code…..
Teh fings dey didn’t let u wear in teh 80’s…..luks tayme by todais standards.
I goed to teh catholik skool. Wif onlee de gurlz. Iz a vershun of hell on earth. So I noes all bout de ebil ov dress codes.
Went to catholik skool grades 1-8.Public skool for H.S.
We had teh plaid jumpers…pleh !!!
Catholik frum K-12. Co-ed K-8, all gurlz fur HS. Jumpers in teh grade skool, but teh kilt/blouse/blazr fur HS.
Oh, we wentz to diffrent skools togedder!!
Aaahhhh…teh cult o’ teh catholik skool edumication….
Yayz fur teh wasted youth. Awl I learned in catholik skool wuz how to break teh rulz witout gettin cauwt!
Ai gotted caught lots…fink ai set teh record fer demerits inna week….
sigh..Iz nawt sew crafty…got tossed owt ov teh catlik hi skool. Is now point uv pride…:-))
Wuz theatre kid, so even teh teecherz nawt bovver meh.
Ai awlwaiz felt berry sad fur da gurlz hoo hab tu wair yunfurmz. nd wen ai hab 3 gurlz nd sum sez costz les munniez ai dint beleeb it cuz ai soed fur dem nd cud get fingz wun at a tiem az nedez sted ub awl in Sept.
Mai parentcats saved sum monees by habbin 3 gurlz inna row….
hand-me down uniforms!
Teh yunfurmz makes teh life ez. No hab to make deeshusons bout what to wearz in mornin’!
Troo…onlee knoes will be teh pleh ebbery dai.
Buh iz teh mostest lazy wai to get dressed!
GMTA! Poor bebbeh. Wants 2 sleepy-bai adn is stukk in heer.
Ohai, melonyx. gues yu wur alredy ober heer wen ai aks yu abowt beingz a medtek. Ai trane az medtek 1955. San Jose CA. Ai hab da stawp wach wif no neklis stil wurkz gud if we nedez tu se dat we getz splorteez hedz bak tugevvur kwik enuf. Tidmum iz nawt awlwaiz abalubul wif yurz but she wil liek tu uze it nd kepe it saif frum LCB.;)
She kan has it, but I fink LCB iz much mahlined.
I wuz dialysis medical teknishun, pashunt cayr, fur sebral yeerz. I has grate respekt fur ppl hu can do so much fur so lawng, I burnt owt. 
Yis yu iz rite abowt mai BFF,LCB . Da shiny fingz jus semez tu liek hur. She iz muxh funz. ai wuz med. lab tek. du blud testz nd stuf. nawt pashunt cair. cud nawt du dat. ai ownly wurked shoart tiem rely. met husbum nd wuz abul tu stai hoam wif liddul wunz. Den it wuz tu lait tu go bak. ebreefing wuz difrent. wud hab tu go bak tu skool nd nawt wantz.
Is hard 2 go bakk 2 werk after being hoem wif de kidlets. *sigh* I will try 2 fynd uvver werk dis fall, I fink.
U were mergency medtek? Iz diffrunt frum wut I did, I noes, Dere r lawtsa jawbs owt dere wit de deskripshun “medtek,” is hard 2 know wut ppl tawking abowt!
oh hai,the nooby here.ai is ultrsound teck.mebbe cud scan heds after splort repair -chek iffen it be repaired rite?
Hey…dat culd come in handee !!!!
do not want hed back to front
cud work with dr.tinycat
I fink naw that Scrubs be round fur nother season, dr. tinycat shud worm his way in to studio n take ovvr da show!
Ohai, amadakat,wilkum. dat wud problee be berry gud fing. Ai hab tu se wun ub yur koleegz las weke tu chek awn mamogram. ( iz problee ok, cum bak 6 munfz)
dis luk laik furst taim parents tew me, or a bebbeh shower gone mad.
Poar kitteh. Iz trapt in ebil jungle!!!!!!!
Lukz liek we hab sum nyew nd neerlee nyew peepz heer tudai. Wilcum! hoap yu wil njoy ar wunnurful tiemz heer. Bisit teh tybutik wen yu wantz. Yu wil fined ebreefing yur hart ebur imajind.:)
Dis peep acktually has puter befoar posts iz too olds for teh talkings. Much happees!
Doez teh Tybboteek has polishing stuff to keep ma neerly new all shiney?? IRL iz nawt so new…:-P
If datz wut yu wantz, dey hab fur yu. ennefingz. but be kerful abowt hoaw shiny cuz LCB atrakz da shiny fingz. she cant heop it. dey leik hur.sum peepz sez negtib fingz abowt hur but dey iz rong.
If Iz shiney, mebbe she takes me wit her to teh fyremans…?
Mebbe she wud . she cumz ober mai stoar tu se wen dey cum shawping . yu cud cumz tu. hab sum tabulz neer Straybukz stawl tu sitz nd slurpingz wile we waitz fur dem. She bringz binoklurz.
Oh, luk wut tiem. sum owld man nd kittehz gun be saing “fede me” berry sune. Se yu awl tumoro.
Whaer de instrukshuns?
Juu putz de lime in de coconut.
An call me inna mornin…affer drink all up, o corse.
No fergit da rum!!!
Nevair fergit da rum!
Fur de toi, or de bebbeh? Or de kitteh?
heer goze….
De toi: destrukshunz lawst in shimpink
De bebbeh: Momcatz fone nummer onna wall, DO NAWT CAWL!!!! Seh wil tell u “I dunno, u nebber did dat. Gud Lukk!”
De kitteh: Der r no ritten strukshuns. Wen I wantz sumfink
*puffs owt chest*
I. Will. Gib. U. Strukshuns. Cleer?
Da sounds bout rite. Mai kittehs gib mii teh instrucktshuns ebry dai.
Mai kittehs gib mii ordurs ebry dai.
Bedder teh kitteh gibs u instruckshuns dan teh “voices” !
Who tole juu bout de voices? Iz lies. Iz all lies!
Yes,yes,miss belle….nao jus lie down on dis couch ahnd tells me AWL abowt it……
Nuuuu! Iz nawt voices in mai hed! Iz just that sumtimes when I talks to teh kittehs, day tawk baks!
Hmmmmm…here,ai wants u to tayke deez pills….
Cawls me inna morning….
okies…if I iz gud and takes teh pillz, I gets the coconuts?
….and the lime….
….and the rum….
Yayz fur teh rums! Mebbe nawt teh rums, tho? Mebbe teh midnight margaritas?
…..aht 9:15 ???????
Is midnite sumwar.
Neways, de rum is always gawn.
If de rhum is gawn, get to store!
Oar open teh tekeela…i haz mango margarita mix!
Mango margaritas r yummiezz!
Rum naow, margaritas at midnite…
Carree awn wifowt me….ai iz signin awf fur teh nite….
Haz been fun playin wif u awl….
Bunniwaz,Marylandbelle….no nightmares abowt catholik skool,okai??
Bai!!!!
Eek! Comment schtack be scho tawl!
yoo are just mad becaws teh voyces talks to me.
shut up brayn or ai pokes yoo wif qtip agin.
Uvver instrucktshuns:
putz teh lotion on teh bebbeh?
put teh bebbeh in teh baskit???
Jump in teh line, rok yur body in tiem…
Itz gots
apurrtchers
babbeh stuff
cheeryoh holdr
d…
diapur holdr
ellyfoo
froggyz
g…
Gloves(fer dyper changes)……
Hellacious colors…..
Icky birds….
J…..
jiggly aminals…
Kolorful tings…
Loud noizes…
M….
muzik players…
nawt calming aminals…
ovur load ov stuffs…
P…
Monkees (??)…..
No bebbeh….
Oranj -colored bebbeh-sick…..
P…..
eww…nawt teh babbeh-sick!
Oranj??? Cud b poyznus!
Mamadollz
Nappiez
Os, cheeri tipe
Pasfyrz
Q
Quik-cleen wipees……
Really ugly decorations…..
Silly annymals
T…..
Tiger…(?)
Uglee red byrd
V…
quicklee spinnin tings
round hoopses
speedee flying stuffs
Twistee loops
Upside=downsies critters
Very annoying colors
W…
Wiggli chayr
Xtra kitteh floof
Yippees! I can get owtz
Z…
Zillion uglee fings.
Teenee bloo efelants
Uvver smawlish aminuls
Verree menee kolors
W…
whineing bebbeh(crushed bai kitteh)
x-cellent funz
yellow monkee ting
zebra. mebbe? sumwheres?
MAWM!
NAWT Maum
Oh NoeS
Peeze?
Quirkes
Rests
tummy aches
Ummmm?
Volitile tummy
WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
X-skoozie
Y mawm?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
S….Snowfire momuntarly gits diztrakted bai kitteh
lol i think this is so funny.
Yayyy!!! Da cheezfriends maded teh rain stop! Fank u all…:-))
Teh rain? There wuz rains?
Dere was rains here, n thunner an teh lightnin. An now is all quiet &, well, wet.
Where iz here? East coast, west coast?
Sheecawgo. I iz happe iz not Indeeana, they has much pleh rainz.
ai duzzint finkso rayn iz pleh. iz beeyootiful! but taht myte just bee becuz ai iz in west Texeses ware wii hardlee ebber gitz enny rayn.
An waz a tornadoe inna suburbz heer. EEEEEEK.
I iz happee yous otay!
{{bunni}}
{{maryland belle}} I iz happee 2. I livez in big hirize. I hope taht means Iz safe…long way down from 21st flor…
Ewww…hirizes scarry. Do nawt have those in Charleston, too munny hurricannos.
We haz meeny hirizes…not menny tornados get into da city..moslee inna ‘burbs.
Iz ofishully hurricane seeson nao….lukcy uz. Ai’m en Tampa Bay (wel, nawt akshully “in” teh Bay rite nao, 2 laet aht nite). Wi can haz hurricane fwee Summr nd Fawl?
I no stan onna balconie wif teh litening goin…*yikes*
Teh litening iz pwetty, buh nawt safe!
yez, an iz no halp to has iron balconie railins. I go out, an not touch ‘em!
Tisk tisk. Bad hirise design.
Well, teh Lego wuns kepp fallin down…
Mebbe if dey use teh mega blox n’sted?
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ai alwais says yoo can tell a troo minnesotan: when teh bad wether sireens goes off, tehy dont go to basement, tehy goes outside tew look.
LOL! My niece has that exact same toy. And she gives it that exact same look every time we put her in it.
in teh jungul, teh plastik jungul, teh lion plays 2nite…
Nu. Nu lubb fur meh, iz stuck at wurk.
Snerk! Kayjoy FTW!
Me feelz riddikulouz!
I feelz dat way offun.
Aaawww.
**Frowz wadder bloon.**
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*Splat!*
*direct hit on dawnkee hed.*
Dere, now u lukz reedikulus, 2!
Dat wuz eeevilz! Ap-hole-oh-gize!
Yase, cweenmj! Dat wuz sooooooooooooooo meen!
U wuddun wunt Sakee too think u r eevil WUD U???
*sticks owt tung at cweenmj frum behind Sakee an runs*
Hep, Sakee! Teh meen ole bullee cweenmj is bullying mee!
*dawnkee tries too look piteefull*
Nao, nao, chilren! Dontz get ovar egg sited!
If I lukz up..Tohse red an bloo terry daktyls will eetz meh!!!
Lunar landar tew baze, com in baze…
i doan know howta fly tihs crazee thing…
…I gess I picked teh wrong week to give up catnip.
Dis crayzy ting. Stoppit Jayne!
Bebbeh showeded kitteh haow tuu plai wif teh toi;
tehn Bebbeh weynt tuu taike nappee;
Butt kitteh foargotted teh iynstrukshuns; naow bees stuk;
Her wil sittez tehre adn triez tuu figger iyt aowt untyl Bebbeh waikes up!!
No wunner kid cry allz time. Dis thing smelz funny.
ain’t DAT da troof?
My lil Sis had 1 of those
i love this one its my favorite of all times