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bwavo (clappity clappity)
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bwavo (clappity clappity)
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Sumbunny is werry hoppee fur yu!
mr. tinycarrot turns opera critic?
Leopold?
Stokowski?
stagehanddan - may ai pleez uze yur staj heer fur just a minnit?
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An cud yoo pleez put taht spotlite awn mee??? Thanks.
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Deer Ebreewun! It will taek me DAYZ to thank ebreewun fur taht most amazing and .wunnderful birfday party. Nebber in mai laif hav ai scene teh laik ov it.
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. Ai wuz so bizzy reeding ebreething (an turning off teh pewter cuz ov teh storm, an tawking to awl teh peeple hoo called, an awl teh peeple hoo dropt in - an so awn) taht ai cudn’t eben maek a DENT in teh tahnk yoos!!
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But ai hav manajed to reed EBREEE WERD!! An ai will thank yoo awl az fast az ai can. But it will taek a wile.
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So in teh meen wile, tahnk yoo awl again frum teh vereee bottom ov mai hart.
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LOL!!! Wun person sayd “hoo cares if it’s janet’s birthday! This is supposed to be funny commint about cats!” An so it iz!! But ar wee nawt awl kittehs heer togedder????
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Teh thing is - yoo awl - mai moast verree deerest frenz - cared. An taht maeks mai ayes go awl leekee!! An ai will NEBBER furgit yoo! Ai will fur shur hold yoo in mai hart furebber.
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*maeks a deep curtsey - an exits wif HYOOOJ smyol awn fayce DS right*
*haz SR(stage right) prop-tart hand-off hawt-chawklit to jch4k*
OOOOOhhh!! Thanks, stagehanddan! Ai’m nawt usuallee nervous wehn maeking the speeches, but taht wun. . .*sip sip sip*
Ai dunno. *sip sip sip* This iz deLISHus!! Did yoo put sumthing speshul in it???
ob coarse, a little rum, a little vanilla, a little cinnamonon, a little moar rum.
better test the rum while I’m at it.
Yes, yes… *donkee frowns seriously and nods solemnly* I highly
recommend intense inspection….
Hmm, ai’m nawt shoor rum is good for donkeys. U bedder has dis parfait insted.
yess! adn WaffuLs! wantz p’cahns in dose?
Awwww….u gais is watchin owt furr me….
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Why, yes…I wud lub sum parfait…an peecanny waffulls!!
Doan wurree, I is stayin way frum dat bad ole rum!
(Butt I can has an e-sniff, rite?)
I has a littul present furr u, Mary O…
kidsturncentral.com/cards/jun7-8868913374.htm
*snurts and runs*
*bebbeh kitteh* hmm…*kureeus bebbeh kitteh eyez* dare ai? izzit gud foar liddlol kiddletz tew seez?…*bebbeh kitteh wunderz*…shud ai go ask momcat, oar shud ai ask auntee kafleen…hmm…ai willz git it strayt frum teh donkeez mowf.
Ohai, Auntee kafleen! iz teh linkee sayf foar kureeus kittenz lyk mee tew see?
Oh, hevvens, YES! Is safee furr a 4 y.o.!! U cans go looky!
Butt doan tell! Is funnee secret! Let Mary O find out!!
*gigguls sneekilee*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCK!!
dONKee! wy i otter…
*wipesuptehdripses*
*pondurz wot to dew*
BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHH!!!!!!!
(onlookers , there is a better clicky link below dat Janet has
so thotfullee provided)
weighty minnits!
summuvuz dumt leik that keind uv theengz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_0qZTeAjI
i doughnut leikz fingz whut goez “Sploodgy-splat”
tehy sai harm kan kum 2 a yung mann keik taht!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_0qZTeAjI
wuz phunny einz - phunny twicet
LOL!! Kafleen!!
http://www.kidsturncentral.com/cards/jun7-8868913374.htm
ai hope this werks - then no wun has to copy n’ payste!
Tanks, Janet!
stagehandden- yew givs POPTARTS & hotCHOKLIT?? hmmmm. dere’s sum stagehands i noes wot needs sum trainin frum you!
er. prop-tart sry. one who handles or works props.
i likes my vershun better!
I would preferr your version as well. tastee
Sumbodee sed dat? How crass.
Dat deserves a bonk over the head and the DUH AWARD OF THE YEAR.
I have never seen such festivities on here and I guess I’ve been coming here
about a year or more now. It was better than I could have dreamed. And it
wasn’t even that one thread. People were getting started the night before.
Who cares, indeed? An the answer is…EBBREEWUN!
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
i luvs mr. tinycarrot
thanx,s.t.e.n.d.
yes, taht wuz verry kyoot. mr. tinycarrot
Aw….s.t.e.n.d. sed sumteeng cyoooote!!!! ooooooh, owr pweshuss stendee
wendee made a cyoooteee!!! *rubs stend’s hed* issunt dat juss sooooo
sweeeeeet???? Dat jusss meks mee wunt too gib stend a Grate! Big! Smoo-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A DONKEY HAVING ITS @$$ KICKED OFF A CLIFF.
/back to our regularly scheduled programming.
OOOPS!!! Manee dansing Conga Ratz to YOOO, sombra!! cSmall iz designing VEREEE speshul costyooms fur tehm!! But ai dont think tehy ar waring tehm today yet!
Hare, hare!
Cogratulations! Hoppy Caturdai!
Concatulatulashuns to yoos!
Welkum 2 teh Tybooteek awn diz awspishus Caturdai!!
Concatchewlacez and chilld choklit martooneez 4 yew awl!
Congratshoelaces, somba an Daisy! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
Haz tu bee karut jus and the Bunny Hop!
Ob korse! Heer am sum karut joos!
*dansdansdans*
damnit, earwurm. gonna have this one all day……
da, de, da-da-da-da, hop hop hop
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!
Ohai Lyantha
Is yoo recubbered frum the trip akross teh pond?
Ooh, Lyantha is a Britpeep nao! An can joyn teh Ex-clue-sieve band ob Caturdai Mornin, furst-posters. We is fyoo but we is imp or tent - we yooshully start teh Big Brekfast…..Ai’s got
Appul juse
Baycon (Inglish baycon!)
Crumpets
D…
Donuts
Eggs-any way
Fried bred
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Ginniss - cos Ly is in Iesland
Hunny
Iescreem
J…
Jellied eels
Krakkers
Lemmun Curd
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Ai’s nawt commin too yur haus for brekfast!
Marmyt
Nutella
Orinjes
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PG Tips (good tea)
Quite a runny egg (with soldiers)
Raisin Scone
Sausages (at yr own risk)
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Toste
Um….. let’s moov awn to
Very crispee bakun
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watery porrige
xtra krispee bakun
yellow jello
zesty (brand name) saltines
LOL!!! Ai wud laik to com fur brekfast!! but Tidmum???? Jellied eelz?? Ar yoo shur??
An Ambercat - marmite?? Ai - purrsonally - hav nebber taysted it, not ebe n smeeled it. But it certainly “gort” the pleh revues frum just about ebreebuddee!
But.. .sumwun must laik it, oar tehy wudn’t bee selling it! Iz taht sumone-
YOO???
ohai Janet — ai am sorry ai disappeared last night (my time) during the big crisis wif the space-time inversion at the birfday party. Ai had to leave my office and cudn’t get back into internet connexsion until this morning. I posted something at the end of the birthday picture thread. It wuz certainly a fun and exciting party. I wuz glad to find this morning that yew had escaped the tornado.
LOL!! Mee too! an ai know! Traing to hav an advenchur wehn wun ov teh major player iz at werk can bee REEEELLEEE trikee! But we sumhao - ai STILL dont know waht reelee happened there - an ai eggspect no wun duZ - managed to get ebreewun bak safelee.
Eggscept Mary! Teh last ai saw - she still wudn’t eet teh chawklit!
mary fight dirty, berry dirty
um, the wun that won’t eat chawkclit is MaisNon. Looks similar to our own MaisOui, but is different. Just like JanetNoYouCannotHasAnyKittehs, and the LolCatBenefactor, and otters. They seem to have recovered. MaisNon, non so much. hmmm.
*spoken with French accent*
I do not understand why you people are this way.
*genteel hrumph*
*snurt*
hey!! kafleen!!!
sum days ago (no, this is not a time-travel sichuashion, nawt to wurry) there was a picture called sumthing like “pocket fire fox” — little baby fox in a riding helmet. I left a message there, particularly relevant to your interests — had to do with an otter photo on the site where the baby fox photo came from. I’ve been waiting to see you out here at a conveneennt time to send a reminder. if you haven’t, you should go look. srsly.
kthxbai
snert…Aye noa ob wut u speek… beri gud fotoz…Aye thawt ob Kafleen tu…
I saw dat odd littul donkee photo…dat wun? Dat wuz interesting…
Ay nawt cummin to my howse neever!!!!
:lol:
Jellied eels-PLEH!!!!!
I puttid it down cuz iz a ‘delikassee’ in Iyreland an Skawtland an Lunnon
Heer Tidmum. I madid tihs lol a wile ago 4 owr cheezfrenz in TTI. I fink tihs is a gud tyme 4 it to make an appeerance. See wut U fink!!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=997346
Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Funneh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kin jess imagin himz eetin a makky D!!!
Fanks idansdansdans!!!
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Whispurs— himz nawt lib tew far frum heer. Camilla has a howse bowt 3 milols frum heer too. We sees her dribin arown sumtymes.
Wow….when did he turn into his father ????
*wispers* I fink we awl turn into owr parents….. Eeeek!
U meen I’m gonna grow a
Wut!? Wut!? Don’t kiip meh in suspinderz!!!! Wut???