An Ceiling Cat
An Ceiling Cat Banisht Basement Cat To Teh Bowels of Hell
iz da bowelz lined wif catnip?
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Not in the beejay!
Kitteh in teh bee day – cud be bery beeg shock for next person to use it! (persunly, ai has only eber warshed mai feet in teh bee day. If dat is nawt wut u is sposed to do, ai duz nawt wunt to kno).
When ah wuz in Fwance, ah useded teh beejay to soak teh labuls orfn teh whine bottuls; 4 souvenirs, y00 c. It wuz a skool trip; ah was na-eve in tehm dayz.
Mah mumkitteh useded 2 stuck teh labuls on lampshadz 4 decormoration an 2 l00k sophis…sofis… posh. Happy Dayz!
It’s Itty Bidet Kitteh
winsome WIN!!!!
argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*hedesk*
yup, wuht MaisOui sed.
*nawt wantin to akshully heddesk as I alreddy has a hedake*
here has small spechully maked pillolw for to cushon heddeskes
i can haz poptart, too?
oh allright, here apple cinnamon mai fav. want the odder wun?
Fanks, but yu keepit- yude appreshiatez it moar.
I likes teh strawberi.
ai kan haz cherry? it haz flayvur!
i am not going to do that.
Eckzalaxly!
lol! gud 1 rd!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FTW!
Drinkin gud whine on skool trips…. gud tymes.
Happie Daze!
Yay! I did it, I did it! FFL, nawt sekund, huzzah! I iz s00 eggsited!!
Conga rat shoe lacings poohbear – ai’m gessing u wud liek some hunny to sellybrate?
Yay! An a big bl00 ball00n. For song, “If y00 g0 dahn 2 teh wuds 2day…”
please for not to be teddy bear picknic
*shudder* *twitch-twitch*
“cawz ebberi bare taht ebber dare wuz, iz gaddured dere, tugeddur becaws…..”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…….
gasp, gasp, gasp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…….
*faint dead-away*
Man down!!! Cawl teh … uh, in dis sitchewayshun ai normally calls teh firemenz, but maybe will nawt do it for u … oh well no harm in callin dem for me I spose.
Yesh, call teh firemenz fur uz adn teh firewimmins fur SHD.
Wee haz laydee fyrefiterz inTTI. Praps stagehanddan wud liek mee 2 summn tehm?
heck-yeah…..oooooh *thud*
C’mon Dan, breeve, breeve;
Stai wif us, bebbeh; breeve, breeve:
Iyn wif teh guud aire, owt wif teh badd; breeve sume moar;
Ai doan fink weez haz lausted him yett; hims seams tu bees
cummin roun;
Hims eiselidds ar fluhtteryng oapen;
Wut’s taht hims iys whyspurying:
Dan (weaklee): “Laydee fyrefiterz,…….Halp me!!!!!!”
I can has mouth to mouth resesh, resis, breathin’ help?
Nefertiti seamz 2 B abaylubbul in teh adbertz sexyun…
butt hur breff mai B a liddul stayul???
Noo, butt “teddy bare” piknik! Yay! Sory, I iz still over-eggsited…
Yay fur poohbear! Kinda a kwiet mornin. Ai guess theer waz 2 much sillybratshuns yesterdai an ebberone iz zzzzzzz dis a.m.
15.26 hrs in TTI, y00 c. Nawt a. m. at ahl.
Poohbear you rock I wud dantse in street cepts tu hot here now
Waal, thank’ee Nedz! Itz teh pawght taht kountz…
Yoo shure dis ware I findz teh plummers snake? I nebber noo snakes lives down heer.
Keep luking!
It can happen, I’ve had a copper-head come back up mai toilet.
just glad I tend towards looking before I move.
WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????????
Wehr in teh heck does u lib? Just so ai can NEBER go dere!! Snaek in teh @ss… DO NOT WANT.
gigloling, “snaek in teh @ss”
oh noz.
otae…taht wuz a liddlol weerd…
turned out okay, I scared it and it dissappeared back into the pipes and most likely back to the septic tank.
but still, I’ve seen one, how many have’nt been seen?
Iz tehy invizibubbul to hoomans widout speshul powers?
until they move, usually. I had one use the inside of mai desktop ‘puter to shed skin.
I cannot tell you how glad I am right now that I live in England. Snakes in your ‘puter? *shudder*
the skin jammed the cooling fan, the machine shut overheated and shut down. that’s how I found out. pull off the case and find 5 different skins of diff. sizes. Once I pried my fingers back out of the ceiling….it was kinda interesting.
*thud*
Dat wuz teh sownd ob martoonie passing owt cold awn teh floor followin an attak ob teh vapers. Nawt vipers.
Mebbe sumbuddy putting tehm tehre 4 a joak?
dat sorta joke nawt funny. Ai wud … well, let’s just say fresh underware wud be rekwired.
nope they’re genuine, I removed’em. and previously I’d seen a small snake on the desk. (another long story)
for a minnit tehr ai thot u was talkin abowt underware – gigglol.
perv
*voices from the ether* “Beware Glass Houses”
Yus, butt tehre be snaeks in TTI an nawt jus’ in teh snaek shoppes. In TT Eireland, nawt snaeks cos St. PaddyPaws told ‘em to “Clear orf!”
Adders
Black Slow Worms
Crass Snaeks…
NONONONONONONO *sticks fingers in eers* lalalalala ai can’t heer u…
Mah dadkitteh wuz a fyremanz an wun day he wuz called by a ladeh cos she had lorst hur python. It wuz part of hur eggsotik act… Teh python wrigglold under teh floorboards an wuz nebber seen agen…
*stands awn table an luks arown nervussly*
Heer, Martoonie, haz a restoritiv glass uv brandee. Teh TTI snaeks iz mostlee scaerd uv peepl an onlee wun iz a bit poyzn.
*gulps brandee* Wut do u meen, “a bit” poyzn. Deefine “a bit”!!!
Wel, Mai bruvverz biokitteh got himself bited bai a nadder, but heez orl rite naow!
Wear?
I fink it wuz Eest Sussicks
*chuckle*
I readid unce that a woman wus shot an teh bullit wuz in her yet!!!
*snerk*
Hey Annipusss, eye libz in eezt sussix….
wii haz addurz awn teh gawlf corz – bazkin een teh sunn. wen wii getz sum dat iz!!?
Ooh, can be nastee to be bit it teh Eest Sussicks! An Poohbear, wen yu sai “eggsotik act wiv a snaek” wot do yu meen, egg zakly…..!
OOooohhh, Ambercat… R U sure wii wants to nowe??????
Ai fort poohbear ment geeog…giog.. wehre in teh wurld. Teh snaek bited his arm, achuly
Gud thang it
wuzzint in Hiz Yet!
(sorry, iddd)
oh hai,,,is nooby heer frum teh kanada,,,,,am x-lurker.-out o
ff clostte.ai dint knoe there be snakses in teh ingerlaands? just
irelanda.ju knoe wit teh santes?
We haz 2 sortz uv sneaks in TTI. Grarsssnaeks dat iz not poyzn an adders dat iz poyzn, but not dedlee to hoomans. Mai neffyou dat got bvited was in hospidal 4 1 nite an maed ful recubberee.
Ierlan haz noe snaeks.
Adderz iz nawt oranje, sew tehy nawt advurtizing taht tehy r poyzn. Git bak inna car!!
Ai laek ‘nakes! Ai do nawt want poysony ‘nakes n mai toidy, but Ai laiks teh gartery ‘nakes and ringy-neck ‘nakes dat libs n mai yard. Dey is cyoot.
teh ringneck snakes is so cool. ai had wun wunce, he was very friendly.
Wut??! In teh CPU or wehre?
adn ahn taht thawt…… whale guize, Ay’ve Finnished teh lawndree, Polished orf mai brunch, adn beddur getz mai Mericun (non-snaek-bittin) @ss owt tu du sum yarrrhd-werk. Hab ah grand Caturdai ebberiwun!!!
…. how many haven’t been seen?…shudder
Teh onlee snaek aize skerred uv is a ded wun. live snaeks r kool, but be verree kerful- rattlers r nawt yer frends (ai kant cownt teh number uv taims mum yelled at me to watch ware ai wuz goin so ai duznt step awn wun- stoopee peepl whu bild rattler homes into tehre frunt lawns…)
http://www.gothamcityinsider.com/2007/10/snakesin-toilet.html
Oooohh.. Snakes inna toilet – yukkies. It hapint heer in Ohio nawt lawng ago. Sumbuddy lostd dere python… again. Tehy shud “kiip a lid onnit!”
moanin, careLOL! How u bee dis fine day? I am squeezin in teh Caturday
beefoar I heds off on mah Caturday route…
Ohai, mai donkey frend!!! U hasta work?!?!? Oh noooooees….
Glad U cud plai awile, at leest!
* todai’s lessin—chek yer terlit b4 sittin*
So now I can never go back to New York, is that it?
well, ahfter taht lidl “inn si dent” larst tym, yu cudnt go bak enneewai! Tehy still hasn’t got awl teh horses owt ob teh trees in sentrul park…
Didja notice the Gotham City Part?
Obviously the work of some Joker…
*snurt*
sure you can ‘toonie, just look before you leak.
I can has nite lite?
I can haz Jungel Jim???
lizt ob plaisez tu mobe tu: TX…NAWT!!!! Oh Mr. Pjammie, wut U noa bowt plummin, hmmm?
now lookit, i’ve worked in jersy city while livin’ in brooklyn. more animals here, yes, less of them are of the two-legged varity.
Oh SHD, ai lefted somefing for u back awn “asleep at teh wiil”
ah, yesh.
martoonii, thanx
bunneh, hav rufus the eggcitable attack squirrel (beenie babie chipmunk…long story)
fluffy blankie, hav packin blanket on plywood rack…it’ll do in a pinch
pump-action shotgun, um……..better take the 5th on that one.
Iz okay. Will be owr liddle secret. Just u, me, an teh millyuns ob peeps awn teh innerwebs.
duh, duh, duh…Joisey Citi…du nawt, repete, du nawt cornfuzel ennyplais east coast obber teh Bridge (The Alfred E. Newman.. crossing the Raritan) az bein NJ.. dat iz juss wun beeg ‘burb ob NYC..adn dey iz skweezin the wrest ob uz tu distrakshunnn…doan git mah blud presshur riled op… cornfuzealin us wif Bennies…grumph, grumph, snarl..noa Ayes reelii gonna ded-hed teh rozez.. wif mah teef, awl 50 ob dem……
while u has dat rose between ur teef, u mite as well do teh tango, smammie.
the masochism tango?
I feel the same way about Dallas. I’m from Ft. Worth and areas west, dammit.
Dat r not Basemint cat, dat r Mr. Hankee teh Crismiss Cat!!
Eeeeuuuwww….
Lubbing tihs naem “Flartus”…
new summer blockbuster: indiana jones and the bidet of doom
‘Snex!!?? Eye haet snex!!!!11′
just tell me itz a roap!
O hai… Ur beeday iz cloggedz.
Wut?! Noa clogs in hear…
Ah saw a maus!
Wear?
Tehre on teh stare!
Wear on teh stare?
Rihgt tehre!
A liddul maus wid clogs on…
Well, Ah deklare!
Going klop-kloppety-klop on teh stare.
Rihgt tehre.
Eer werm!
Tehy sang ebery mornin “Hao happi we am
Livin in a winmill in oeld Hamster Jam”
mai nawt sekond post, pls to be kind, kthxbai
Hai Terrapin!!!!1
Welkum 2 owur happee playz!
Iffen yew am berree noo – mebbeh yew doan noe bowt teh speshul frei Pie yew getz 4 joynin in. Juss pawp bai teh pie stawl ( am nex 2 teh Tybooteek ) an do teh grabbee pawz awn whuttebbur flavr yew liex!! n if leeza-b B der shii wheel mek teh wippee creem wif teh cwoprayshun ov hur speshlee traynd newcleyuh powurd skwirrlz.
Taystee!!!
N joi!!!
mai sekond post, jus 2 b testin
Yay, i b dood it — happi danz!!!!
Ohai terrapin… Welkum!! We R happitail 2 meet U! Stai an play
awile…
howdy, y’all come on in now, jine the party.
Welkum, terrapin; weez bees nieyce adn frendlee;
yuu wil haz a laut ov funses adn meat sume rlly guud peeps!!!! :lol”
Oh hai terrapin!
Welcum to our happeh place!
We r alwais happeh to hab moar Cheez Peeps. Iffs u hab enny kwestshuns, juss ask. Lots ov smrt peeps r here to halp.
{{{{{terrapin}}}}}
Hab fun in Cheezland!
Is jus kittehs wishing JanetH4K a happy “B-Day” won dai layt….dat’s all.
Grone! Ai haz onlee just seed teh pun.
O……M……G
‘twernt for you I wouldn’t of caught on.
*hangs head in shame*
Doan feal bad, Dan;
Ai dint ebben knoe at furst wut teh kitteh iyn teh pikshure wuz syttyng awn;
(Sumehaow Ai duz nawt fin tehre ar tuu menn ov tehse biddy-fings iyn teh
) Ai goe naow…….
Hew Hess Ay; butt purrhaps Ai kan bees rong
****giggle*****
oh hai ,word press eated me -nooby frum kanada
It duz taht tehn wen yoo luk agane teh post haz got 2 teh rite plaes!
Welcum to teh fun werld!
Yayz! skore a billyun foar CC!
Halp!
I iz nu heer.
Will someone explain the story behind Ceiling Kittehs and Basement Kittehs?
kthxbai!
Ceiling cat and basement cat are the forsis uv good an eevil for awl teh kittehs.
Welcum!
I think it was either kafleen the donkey or JanetCanHas4Kittehs who first said that Ceiling Cat was God. after that, Basement Cat seemed to come out of nowhere. I’ll try to send a linkee to you that explains it big time. just a minute.
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/07/funny-pictures-the-final-battle-for-our-souls-begins/#comments
Halp!
I iz nu heer.
Will someone explain the story behind Ceiling Kittehs and Basement Kittehs?
Ohai, kate08!
Dejaview?
Dejaview?
Nawt tew worreh, jus WeirdPress
gettin tew know u, ai thinkx.
an day lives hapeleh eveh after
fishykitty
doez ceiling cat evur flush?
Ceiling Cat nivver flushes cos CC iz ineffabubble. Butt duz CC haz a beejah, I wunder?
O hai, Y evrywun kliky? Kitteh feal lefts owt.
srs LOLZ @ pikture tho. kthnxbai
iz sry u feels left out. i talks to u!!!!!!! i kliky nd reply so will u talk to me? but yah srs lolz. poor hooman who uses dat bidet!!!!!!
AMEN