An Ceiling Cat
An Ceiling Cat Banisht Basement Cat To Teh Bowels of Hell
iz da bowelz lined wif catnip?
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Not in the beejay!
Kitteh in teh bee day - cud be bery beeg shock for next person to use it! (persunly, ai has only eber warshed mai feet in teh bee day. If dat is nawt wut u is sposed to do, ai duz nawt wunt to kno).
When ah wuz in Fwance, ah useded teh beejay to soak teh labuls orfn teh whine bottuls; 4 souvenirs, y00 c. It wuz a skool trip; ah was na-eve in tehm dayz.
Mah mumkitteh useded 2 stuck teh labuls on lampshadz 4 decormoration an 2 l00k sophis…sofis… posh. Happy Dayz!
It’s Itty Bidet Kitteh
winsome WIN!!!!
argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*hedesk*
yup, wuht MaisOui sed.
*nawt wantin to akshully heddesk as I alreddy has a hedake*
here has small spechully maked pillolw for to cushon heddeskes
i can haz poptart, too?
oh allright, here apple cinnamon mai fav. want the odder wun?
Fanks, but yu keepit- yude appreshiatez it moar.
I likes teh strawberi.
ai kan haz cherry? it haz flayvur!
i am not going to do that.
Eckzalaxly!
lol! gud 1 rd!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FTW!
Drinkin gud whine on skool trips…. gud tymes.
Happie Daze!
Yay! I did it, I did it! FFL, nawt sekund, huzzah! I iz s00 eggsited!!
Conga rat shoe lacings poohbear - ai’m gessing u wud liek some hunny to sellybrate?
Yay! An a big bl00 ball00n. For song, “If y00 g0 dahn 2 teh wuds 2day…”
please for not to be teddy bear picknic
*shudder* *twitch-twitch*
“cawz ebberi bare taht ebber dare wuz, iz gaddured dere, tugeddur becaws…..”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…….
gasp, gasp, gasp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…….
*faint dead-away*
Man down!!! Cawl teh … uh, in dis sitchewayshun ai normally calls teh firemenz, but maybe will nawt do it for u … oh well no harm in callin dem for me I spose.
Yesh, call teh firemenz fur uz adn teh firewimmins fur SHD.
Wee haz laydee fyrefiterz inTTI. Praps stagehanddan wud liek mee 2 summn tehm?
heck-yeah…..oooooh *thud*
C’mon Dan, breeve, breeve;
Stai wif us, bebbeh; breeve, breeve:
Iyn wif teh guud aire, owt wif teh badd; breeve sume moar;
Ai doan fink weez haz lausted him yett; hims seams tu bees
cummin roun;
Hims eiselidds ar fluhtteryng oapen;
Wut’s taht hims iys whyspurying:
Dan (weaklee): “Laydee fyrefiterz,…….Halp me!!!!!!”
I can has mouth to mouth resesh, resis, breathin’ help?
Nefertiti seamz 2 B abaylubbul in teh adbertz sexyun…
butt hur breff mai B a liddul stayul???
Noo, butt “teddy bare” piknik! Yay! Sory, I iz still over-eggsited…
Yay fur poohbear! Kinda a kwiet mornin. Ai guess theer waz 2 much sillybratshuns yesterdai an ebberone iz zzzzzzz dis a.m.
15.26 hrs in TTI, y00 c. Nawt a. m. at ahl.
Poohbear you rock I wud dantse in street cepts tu hot here now
Waal, thank’ee Nedz! Itz teh pawght taht kountz…
Yoo shure dis ware I findz teh plummers snake? I nebber noo snakes lives down heer.
Keep luking!
It can happen, I’ve had a copper-head come back up mai toilet.
just glad I tend towards looking before I move.
WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????????
Wehr in teh heck does u lib? Just so ai can NEBER go dere!! Snaek in teh @ss… DO NOT WANT.
gigloling, “snaek in teh @ss”
oh noz.
otae…taht wuz a liddlol weerd…
turned out okay, I scared it and it dissappeared back into the pipes and most likely back to the septic tank.
but still, I’ve seen one, how many have’nt been seen?
Iz tehy invizibubbul to hoomans widout speshul powers?
until they move, usually. I had one use the inside of mai desktop ‘puter to shed skin.
I cannot tell you how glad I am right now that I live in England. Snakes in your ‘puter? *shudder*
the skin jammed the cooling fan, the machine shut overheated and shut down. that’s how I found out. pull off the case and find 5 different skins of diff. sizes. Once I pried my fingers back out of the ceiling….it was kinda interesting.
*thud*
Dat wuz teh sownd ob martoonie passing owt cold awn teh floor followin an attak ob teh vapers. Nawt vipers.
Mebbe sumbuddy putting tehm tehre 4 a joak?
dat sorta joke nawt funny. Ai wud … well, let’s just say fresh underware wud be rekwired.
nope they’re genuine, I removed’em. and previously I’d seen a small snake on the desk. (another long story)
for a minnit tehr ai thot u was talkin abowt underware - gigglol.
perv
*voices from the ether* “Beware Glass Houses”
Yus, butt tehre be snaeks in TTI an nawt jus’ in teh snaek shoppes. In TT Eireland, nawt snaeks cos St. PaddyPaws told ‘em to “Clear orf!”
Adders
Black Slow Worms
Crass Snaeks…
NONONONONONONO *sticks fingers in eers* lalalalala ai can’t heer u…
Mah dadkitteh wuz a fyremanz an wun day he wuz called by a ladeh cos she had lorst hur python. It wuz part of hur eggsotik act… Teh python wrigglold under teh floorboards an wuz nebber seen agen…
*stands awn table an luks arown nervussly*
Heer, Martoonie, haz a restoritiv glass uv brandee. Teh TTI snaeks iz mostlee scaerd uv peepl an onlee wun iz a bit poyzn.
*gulps brandee* Wut do u meen, “a bit” poyzn. Deefine “a bit”!!!
Wel, Mai bruvverz biokitteh got himself bited bai a nadder, but heez orl rite naow!
Wear?
I fink it wuz Eest Sussicks
*chuckle*
I readid unce that a woman wus shot an teh bullit wuz in her yet!!!
*snerk*
Hey Annipusss, eye libz in eezt sussix….
wii haz addurz awn teh gawlf corz - bazkin een teh sunn. wen wii getz sum dat iz!!?
Ooh, can be nastee to be bit it teh Eest Sussicks! An Poohbear, wen yu sai “eggsotik act wiv a snaek” wot do yu meen, egg zakly…..!