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  1. tidmum says:

    Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
    Liddle starfish paws!!!
    *klonk*

    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

      Iz a bom in a bul.
      Con kitulashunz, Tm wut yu wantz tu singz, danz, drinkeez? Bsiedz da gingntonikz? Luk at doze blu aiz. Iz maibe naimz hur jorjet?

      • tidmum says:

        Fanks gmawgs :grin:
        How bowts teh cocoancookies fer me an whuttebber ebreewun else rekwires? fankyoo :grin:
        I can do a liddle hug n schmoo danse wib dis sweet sweet bebbeh.
        *schmoo an skwee an hug an schmoo*
        *I caper rownd teh rume wiv yoo*
        *caper caper, pranse pranse pranse,kitteh toepads danse danse danse*….
        Phew!! Dats awl I got energee for tewnite.Bizzee Caturday an up erlee fer teh bootsayle inna mornin.

        • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

          Oh, da bootsale. daont spen awl yur munniez in wun plais.:lol:

        • cookbooksrus says:

          OOoooooo, bootzez! Ai lubs bootzez! Tho iz 2 hawt 4 dem heer rite naow. Iz shortnsandals wether.

          • tidmum says:

            I try to go ebree Sunday in teh season-unless iz porin wib rayne.
            Sposed to be hawt termorrow,but teh sale starts at 8am sew we miss teh werstest heet.
            Me an mah Sissy gets teh gud bargins an bran noo fings fer nawt mush munnies :grin:

            • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

              Ar yu stil up plaing? yu nedez tu getz yur slepe soz yu can du awl dat shawpingz. Ai’m spozing dat “bootsale” iz at leest sum liek “fleamarket” we hab . Big wun heer hab purmament stawlz nd aslo placez fur carz oar trucks tu bak intu tu sel frum. Iz tu muxh fur me naow. nd ai dunt nedez awl dat muxh stufz ennywaiz.

            • cookbooksrus says:

              Oh! Ai fawt U wuz tawkin bowt teh boot 4 teh feets! U wuz tawkin bowt fleemarkety fing! U is in TTI, isnt u?

              • catsablanca says:

                Hmmmm, mebbe tehy selz frum teh “boot” ob teh cawr, wich iz teh trunk tew uz en teh Eew Ess Eh.

                • Annipuss says:

                  Dat’s rite! Iz berry popyoola wai 2 get fings cheep an 2 maek munnee frum tings ewe don wan eennee moar.

        • mugglemary says:

          ai joins tidmum in hug an schmoo dans
          an ens up big display wit floofy paws in air and big skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!
          iz kewtey kitteh taht can also be uzed to remuve teh dust bunnies frum teh hawse.
          Tehn wash.
          no no no no no no no
          quiet mugglemary
          is monday am naow
          can go home soon an rest mai head in teh paws uv mai two kittehs….
          sigh

      • dragonkitten_leelee says:

        a bomb in a bowl? zomg run away!

        just kiddin i no wut u meenz

      • guitarfreak says:

        U is a bomb in a bowl?

    • old lurker says:

      I’ll get the CCC
      Step 1 -Yell fur help!
      Help!
      Step 2-Stay calam
      Oooooommmmmm
      Step 3-Open cart doorz
      ***Creaeeaeaeak***
      Step 4-Luk aroun fur help
      ***Peekin*** nope
      Step 5-Colletz teh brainz
      ***Sweepity, sweepity**
      Step 6-Return brainz to hed
      ***Plop…Pat, pat,pat***
      Step 7-sekur brainz wid ducky taype
      ****Wrappity wrap***
      Step 8-Comfurt de viktum
      Her you go, sum nice hot chonklit wit whippy cream an a floofie purpl blankie

      • tidmum says:

        Phew! fanks old lurker :grin:
        Sips hawt chokklit an snuggles unner blankee.

      • Well done, kind lurker. The procedure was performed correctly.
        .
        Plz to be accepting your Certificate of Achievement, worth 4 CEU’s (Cyoot Emergencee Units). Your personnel file is a safe place to keep this certificate, and it can be reviewed by the cheezepeeps that be at your next appraisal interview.
        .
        We’re still working on getting convenient wallet-sized cards for when a CCC tech travels from one event to anudder. f.r.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Awwwww!! LIddle starfish paws – luk laik liddle jazz paws!! Sooo cyoot.

      (ai hav mai CHRG[wdoi] firmlee awn mai hed!! ) LUk!! It’z still wun ov teh OH rininal wuns.

      Ambercat did teh dwaringz – she did piggee fayces an eleefantee behines. This wun, as yoo can see, iz teh wun wif teh cyoot liddle eleefantee behine.

      *walkz around prowdlee showing off teh cyoot CHRG(wdoi)*

      • tidmum says:

        Aren’t dem teh awsum win Janet?!!!
        Ambercat maded me a pair wib a piggee an a elefunkle bum awn.Dey Has pryde ob playce wib mah Kitteh orniment cullekshun. :grin:
        I wared dem fer our Ohai Tee :grin: !!!!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ai know!! Ai know!! (ai bee Sybul frum “Fawltee Towerz.”) LOL!!

          Ai saw tehm!!! an ai haz a jelous!!! Hmmmmmm. . . maybee. . .doo yoo think. . .she wud maek mee sum too???

          Too bad teh poast aj iz so spensive!!! ;(

  2. Teh splortman commeth.

  3. tidmum says:

    Bomminal Snow Kitteh.
    I can hug him an love him an pet him an call him Jorj. Furebber an ebber….

  4. Kelly says:

    wether approprate

  5. eeckthecat says:

    Uh,oh……
    Here comes teh CCC….
    WEEEOOOWWW,WEEEOOOWWW…
    ***scraypes up Tidmums braynes,gently playces dem bak in hers hed***
    ****pat,pat pat,CHRG,taype,taype taype***
    Here is a soft,warm blankee & chokklit possums.
    Doan lukkit teh piktur foar anudder hour,okai??

  6. Kelly says:

    wether appropriate

  7. Sesen says:

    c, i r standin wif no handz

  8. Missy says:

    Iz Adorubul Snowman.

  9. Annipuss says:

    Izn’t a bom in a bul iz adora bull.
    AAwwwwww

  10. Sakee says:

    I can has hug?

    I needz 1 ;_;

  11. Onion says:

    Mime kitteh, cant get out of hiz glass boks.

  12. D.R. says:

    Paddy cake, paddy cake, baker’s–

    Wait a minit, iz dere a cake?

  13. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    teh pawses….
    teh toepads….
    teh eyes ov bloo…..
    teh snorgalious belleh….
    teh expresshun….
    .
    *SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!*
    .
    sigh. shoulda nown bedder.

    • old lurker says:

      EEECK! Hep me wid dis!

    • eeckthecat says:

      Here we goes agin……
      ****shovel,shovel,shovel*****
      ****pat,pat,pat******
      ****ducky taype,ducky taype******
      Here is teh floofy blankee ahn sum chokklit Ty fuds specilee fur u.

      How iz u doin,BTW ???

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        ooh, yum! chokklit Ty fuds! fanks so much, Eeck!!
        .
        I’z doin well – I starts anodder roun ov kemo awn mundai, but I gits to do it as an owtpatshent, so I kin sleeps in mai own bed!! I had energies an goed to teh moobies an den maeded teh mistaek ov goin fer fuds at teh Meijers. taht’s teh stoopy, eben wehn I’z totalee helfee! I’z nao restin up, watching teh dr. who
        .
        How’s fings awn teh odder side ov 275?

        • eeckthecat says:

          Hawt,hawt,an HAWT !!
          Do u meen that teh fud shoppin wore u owt ??

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            yah, needed sum moo joos an storeberries an odder stuffs, but its nawt rekommended to go to teh store (speshully meijers!) awn a Caturday affernoon!
            .
            I fink teh giitin wored owt wuldnt hab happund iffn it wuznt so hawt owtside…pleh heet!

            • eeckthecat says:

              Yesh,Meijer tires me owt jus thinkin abowt it!!
              Am glads u can do teh owtpatient….nuthin liek home & kittehs to feels bedder!!

            • tidmum says:

              Eeck has sum neerly nekkid nekkid fan boys an a Punka Wallah in her kichin. Wood yew lyke tew bhab sum too PB2K?
              Dems grate at coolin down the heet :wink:

              • eeckthecat says:

                Wut fan bois ??????? 8)

                • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                  Ai hurd abouwt da fan boiz but wutz PunkaWallah? Ms Tidmum nedes tu lurn tu speke ingrish. :lol:

                  • altosinger says:

                    It’s a kind of fan that hangs from the ceiling and is moved by pulling a rope. I believe the “fanner” is actally a large palm leaf. Anybody else know better?? My memembery iz a liddle fuzzi att dis point.

                    • gibbocat says:

                      Teh punkawallah am teh injun naem 4 teh buoy hoo kontrowlz teh blankit wif teh roep. mush biggur dan teh fan an teh gentlur breez.
                      sfar az eye noe…
                      soe punkawallah meenz blankit dood! ;)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          PB2K!!!!! LUK!! LUK DAON!!! Jack Deth haz halped yoo too!!! In a haikooooo!!!
          :shock: Oh mai!!! ai nebber SEEEED such a thing befoar.

          Yoo are SOOOOOO luckee!!! :D

          • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

            I knoes! I’z so honoured, I had to speel it wif a U!!
            .
            *snugguls unner teh sawftee blankee and munches awn teh frozin milkee wai*
            .
            ooh, luukee! teh blankees hab teh 2008 Stanley Cup Red Wings awn dem! Hao kul iz dat!

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          Oh, yis, yur oan bed! nuffing iz az gud az yur oan bed. Ai awlwaiz fawt so nd den wen ai wuz iz hoapstal ai nyew fur shur. โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅr.โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      yis,{{{{{ PB2K }}}}}yu nedez tu be berry kerful in yur stil weke cundishun. Haow ar yu feline tuday? uvvur dan da splort?

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        I’z gud, gwgs! Went to teh moobies, an tehn to teh groceree storee. Teh storee wuz a bit much fer me, so I’z nao sittin wif teh kittehs an watchin teh telly.
        .
        Hao’s fings wif yoo??

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          Awl gud az posabul. ai donut eben hab kemo but stil wored owt grosry shawping. Caturdai iz bad nd Sunnydai iz maibe wurs cus da menz heplz owt at haom by taik kidz nd shawpz. Nobunny noze wut dere duing dere nd running awl arownd. Wil maibe goze tu farmur markt tumoro agen. Iz nawt tu hawt. Wut moobie did yu se? We hab nawt bin fur a lawng tiem. da owld man iz hard tu getz arownd nd intu da plais, mite nawt getz tu bafrume in tiem nd fingz leik dat. Cant se oar heer gud ever. Gud fing hez nais oar wud hab tu taik owt nd shute. owld iz nawt pritty, huh?

          • altosinger says:

            Mai ai reefurr yoo tew Dr. Seuss’ classik, “Old Age Isn’t for Sissies”—? Butt yoor owld mann iz blesst tew hab sumwun tew lubb himz lyke yoo!

    • dragonkitten_leelee says:

      *piks up brainzez ans puts dem bak*
      *sews up hed*
      *turnz off computr*
      *makes u cheezburger*

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Abawmminabill
    Bebbeh Sno Kitteh iz 2
    kewtz 2 beez skairee

    ‘Sploart!’z awwwwwlll ober t3h
    playss! Wissillz upz t3h CCC.
    Halpz PB2K

    Lawtza scoopeeng andz
    tukkeengz inz ubz braynz B4
    Buttaflyz Band-Aydz

    Noo CHRG
    4 PB2K snuggz daown.
    Den ‘Snap!’z n2 playss

    Dukkt Tayp andz Bunnjee
    Coardz maykz ebbeefeeng prittee.
    Habz sswfft noo Blankitt!

    Hawt Iee Bryte Tee andz
    Froazinn Milkee Way 2 halpz
    breengz up blud presshurr :-)

    Jack.

    • bunniwaz says:

      Fank yoo, Jack! Insprired as alweez!!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh JACK!!! Nawt second yoo brings in teh suppliez – an nao yoo halps poor deer PB2K – in a HAIKU!!!!! :D

      ai think YOO hav urned teh Fur Vest frum Last!!!! Ai givs yoo wun! Ware it prowdlee, pleeze!!! Ai know – it’s too hawt – but put it in teh moth bawlz – winter will bee heer befoar we know eet!!

      Oar – purrhaps yoo will be going TDY sumwhere???

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      oh wow, Jack!!! Dis is teh bestest hikoo eber!!!
      .
      I’z honored an awl-blushy-faced :oops: dat yoo has gibben me a froazin milkee wai!!!
      .
      Fank yoo so so much!!!!!
      .
      :)

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        OOOHH!!1 {{{PB2K}}} Wuzzn’t tath egg citing??? Waht a fun thing to get a PURRRRRsonal J. D. Ohai coo!!

        *dans dans LEEEP!! dans dans twerl twerl whirll wrirll*

        *dizzee, dizzee!! sits daon awn floar!!*

        But = whoo hoo eneway!! LOL

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          *runs ober to fan JCH4K as she sits awn teh floar*
          *fan fan fan fan fan fan*
          .
          doan wan yoo to git all oberheeted in tihs wedder!!
          .
          heer – I maeded a noo batch ov choklit sodas
          .
          *hands Janet a big glass ov choklit sodas*

  15. MelONyx says:

    O noes! De cyoot! De cyooooooot!
    I wants de bebbeh kitteh! Snorgls n shmoo n . . .
    Halp!
    SPLORT!

    • bunniwaz says:

      Ahhhhh! De SPLORTs is contg..contagy..ketching! SPLOOORRTT!

      • bunniwaz says:

        MelO, maybee we cn crawl to teh CCC. If I gets dere, I come bak 4 u.

        • bunniwaz says:

          I tink Iz dere…*pulls ober CCC, grabs random stuf*

          • bunniwaz says:

            Heer, MelO…takez dis CHRG n scooper n duktaype. I fix yer branez, u fix mine k?

            • MelONyx says:

              I will halp u, bunniwaz. . .
              Emurgunsee CCC reemowt at de reddy!
              WHOOOOOOW WHOOOOOOW WHOOOW
              *screech screech*
              WHOOOOOOW WHOOOOOOW WHOOOW
              Skoopee, skoopee de braynes
              Patti patti patti bak inna bunniwaz hed
              Bran new CHRG adn dukkee tayp
              Sawft blankee, pilla fur de resuntlee splorted
              sum hawt chokklitt (iffn u r hawt u can has iced chokklit)
              adn a chokklit possum.
              Rest ober heer fur a bit, duz u fiil ne bedder?

    • old lurker says:

      ***Clang Clang***
      Sum onez gotta put owt a Splort Alert!

    • old lurker says:

      Open cart doorz ***Creaeeaeaeak***
      ***Sweepity, sweepity**up de brainz
      Return brainz to hed ***Plopโ€ฆPat, pat,pat***
      ***apply CHRG***
      sekur brainz wid ducky taype****Wrappity wrap***Nice silber colur
      Her you go, sum nice hot chonklit wit whippy cream an a floofie green blankie
      Rest nao MelONyx

    • eeckthecat says:

      Wow,bizzee day…..
      ***gets owt teh dubble shovel for 2 sets uv braynes***
      ***scoop,scoop,scoop****
      **pat,pat bak inna mel’s hed****
      **pat,pat bak inna bunni’s hed****
      ***taype,taype****
      Here iz blankees ahn chokklit horsies (no triple crown….booo!)
      Feel bedderer???

      • MelONyx says:

        O fank u! Eeck adn OL u r mai heroze! Nawt 2 b speekin fur bunniwaz, but I wuz feelin a liddel wurrieed! I feel mush bedderer nao.

        • bunniwaz says:

          Me, three…werez lukin a bit grim dere. But teh cheezpeeps neber fail to come troo!! FANKS!!!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh yeah. sad. no trippul crown. Oh wells – ai am gonna liv to bee at leest 120, so ai mite see wun yet!! :D

        • eeckthecat says:

          How iz u gonna lib dat lawng ????

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            ummm. . .ai haz just maded up mai mynd taht ai am going to doo eet. But – yoo can too!! It iz awl the laffing frum heer! Yoo know – teh moar yoo laff, teh helfier yoo get!

            an ai haz been laffing sooooo much taht ai figger – if ai keep it up – ai can EEEILEE maek it to there!

            Besidez – ai ar having way too much fun heer – in mai lief – but heer, too – to ebber want to go!! So ai think ai will just . . stay!! :D

    • tidmum says:

      NEENAWNEENAW HOOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!
      skreeeeeech…….
      Flings owt shuvvels an skoops tew awl aaylabul CCC werkers….
      *scoop scoop sweeep sweeep
      * Perlooop perloop ploooop
      * finds sum spare braneses..hoo dese? Dunno.. divydes dem up ekwally tween awl splortees…
      CHRG(wdoi) Baving caps, krash helmits flyin awl ober teh place
      *Wraaaap wraaaap riiiip riiiip teeeeeear….
      Industryul strengf duk taype wrapped rown… ooopsie … I finkso I juss joined awl teh sploerters tewgedder…nebbermynd. Collektib hugs an a HOOOOge blankee to cubber ebreewun up…..
      *Skweek skweek skweek .. Bebberij trolle cums alwang wib a Vat ob hawt chokklit an awl the toppins….
      supersize box ob chokkit possums …
      *hands rown mugs an chokklits tew awl…..
      OMCC!!!
      Iz Dr Tinycat awn stanby?
      Bizzee nite Ifinkso!!
      .
      …Tidmum does teh Observayshun rownds…”Dang taht LCB!! I REELY NEEDS MAH FOB WATCH BAK!!!!!”
      We can only hope that help was in time to save these poor poor splorted and bewildered peeps.

      • MelONyx says:

        .h, t.dm.m? . s..m. t. b. m.ss.ng s.m.th.ng.

        • tidmum says:

          :shock:
          Has I gibbed sumwun yer vowel cells by mistayke?…..

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Vowulz!! MelONyx!!! :shock: WHERE ar yur vowulz???

          Uh oh!! Haz sumwun heer – ai cant tell hoo splorteded last!!!

          HAZ ENEWUN HEER SUM BRAYNES TAHT AR NAWT YURS. YOO WUD HAV SUM EXTREEE VOWULZ! MELONYX NEEDS TEHM BAK!! HAAAALP!!

          • MelONyx says:

            .s .k. . c.n st.ll d. Sh.k.sp..r.. T. v.w.l .r n.t t. v.w.l, th.s. .r. th. l.tt.rs. . . D..sn’t w.rk v.r. w.ll. :r.ll:

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              ..i..,- i. – i. – .e..e. – .o – .a.e – .o..e..e…. – ..a. – .o.e..!!!

              Don’t yoo think???? :D

              • MelONyx says:

                N.t v.r. w.ll, .’m .fr..d! H.rd.r t. d. w.th c.ns.n.nts, b.t w. c..ld h.v. r..s.ng g..d ch.r.s .f .ld McD.n.ld’s F.rm? :D

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  L.L!! W.. n.wt????? :D
                  โ™ชโ€จโ™ซ .ld McD.n.ld h.d _._ f.rm.
                  .._ . _.._._… โ™ซ
                  โ™ซ.n . n th.t f.rm. h. h.d a c.w
                  .._ . _.._._… โ™ซ

                  LOL!!! It’z nawt so eezzee!

                  • MelONyx says:

                    LOL!!! I wuz wundrin if u had az mush diffeekultee typn widout de kawnsawnantz as I had widout de vowels! But u karree de toon berri well, JCH4K!

                    • MelONyx says:

                      *sigh*
                      Uv corse u wuld. Musikal bakkgrownd n awl. Im sry. Nawt thinking strayt 2dai.

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        But tahnk yoo eneway. Singing wuz awlwaiz reelee eezee fur mee. Ai dint hav to thnk about eet – just opened up mai mouf an aut it cayme!

                        ai guess ai wuz just luckee to get borned taht way!

                        An laik moast singers, ai think in termz of singing. Teh rhythm ov sum werdz will awlwaiz remind mee ov a song, so ai go about singing a lawt. Can bee sumwath annoying the the odders, tho!! LOL!! an a *gigglol* too!!

                        • altosinger says:

                          An az wee singgerz ob sawngz kno, iffn yoo kno enuff sawngs, ENNYfing’s a sawng queue!

                  • eeckthecat says:

                    W.th . m.. m.. h.r. .nd . m.. m.. th.r. ……

                  • bamahern says:

                    iz nawt b bleevin n seggergashun!
                    vowlz adn conserninks shud awl joyen 2 getter
                    e.g.:
                    hoppy birfmunth 2 u Janet!
                    sry i misted ur sillybrashum (wuz werkin)
                    i hopeded 2 show a nu avatar in ur honr, butt iz laet!
                    hoppy belatelydid birfday!
                    happynez birfwiik!
                    hopii birfmunf!
                    Happyness Stan!!!!@!1

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      {{{{{bamahern}}}} Tahnk yoo vereee much! :D
                      It wuz a totalee AWESUM birfday

                      An ai ar reelee luking forward to seeing yur noo avatadr, too!

                      Ai’m gonna hav wun soon, too!!! but ai’m going to uze an awld foto where ai wuz kwite prittee!! LOL Vaniteee – ai haz eet!! Kafleen sayed she wud doo it fur mee.

                      but furst – ai haz to find eet!!

                      But EEEEEK! we mite hav a beeg tornado coming ar way again!!! It’s awn teh grown, an awnlee about 60 myols away! But they USUALLEE veer around teh laek an dont’ cum strait up! (we ar just 30 myolz frum teh Indiana bordure! – rite awn teh laek ov Meeshegun)

                  • Aahz says:

                    Ohai JCH4K!
                    Ur missin vowl vurshyun uv Owld MikDawnuld ramyndz me uv mai kidletz fayvrit versiz 2 dat sawng:

                    “… N awn dat farm himz had uh fish, EIEIO
                    Wif uh *glub*glub* heer n uh *glub*glub* dere,
                    Heer uh *glub* dere uh *glub* evvyware uh *glub*glub* …”

                    “… N awt dat farm himz had uh stump, EIEIO
                    Wif uh ______ heer n uh ______ dere,
                    Heer uh ______ dere uh ______ evvyware uh ______ ______ …”

                    Dey wood ROFL evvy tym I singded doze, speshullee win I wood b kwyit awn da vers bowt da stump! :-D

            • tidmum says:

              *Tidmum runs rown awl teh resent splortees an takes a suktion tube owt ob her pokkit*
              *Puuush* in to teh eers….
              *suk suk shlurp…
              *Puts tube in MelONyx eer an presses plunger… skwirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt..
              * MelONyx judders abowt abit an tehn……………….

              • MelONyx says:

                O fank u tidmum! Between de Hawaiian adn de plunger skwirt I fiils mush bedderer. I fink wen I wuz tryin 2 halp bunniwaz I musta dript. Plopped, slopped, or wuttevver. U haz de mastery uv de CCC, avter awl!
                Oh, bai de way, I has necklase watch leftober frum mai medtec days, wud u lyk it? Is silber wit de sekkund hand sweeps adn evveryting. Is berri akkurat.

                • tidmum says:

                  WoW!!! Fankee kinely MelONyx :grin:
                  I reely miss mah fob watch.
                  Yaw nekliss watch will be perfek fer wen I awn CCC dooty :grin:

                • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                  Ohai melonyx, yu iz med teck? ai iz tu but lawng retaard. ai hab stawping wach frum den. no neklis fur it but iz akrit nd mite be handy fur seing we getz peepz’hedz bak tugevvur kwik enuf.

                  • mamarosa says:

                    lawng retaard
                    :shock:

                    :???: :grin:

                    • Translation says:

                      :arrow: long retired

                      • PercyCat says:

                        8O & :oops: & :cry:
                        My human wrote that at
                        almost 1:30 am here. She
                        was still sitting there at the
                        computer, almost falling
                        asleep and getting all
                        zombie-fied and since she
                        works in Special Ed., she
                        pounced on that word.
                        She has really poor eyesight
                        and didn’t notice the
                        smiley face at the end.
                        She’s just unstoppable
                        sometimes! I tried to,
                        but she had already hit
                        “reply”, so there you have
                        it. Oh, and by the way, we
                        cats, whom have already
                        “crossed the bridge”, as
                        you say, are always with
                        you. You know, when
                        you walk into a room
                        and say to yourself,
                        “Why did I come in hear?”,
                        that’s US saying “Hello!”.
                        Farewell, now. Please be
                        nice to my human, she was
                        really fun and very nice
                        to me, most of the time.
                        She didn’t intend to be
                        unkind. So sorry. We
                        like all this “lolspeak”
                        and think it’s really
                        “cyoot”!!! :lol:
                        PercyCat

                        • CheshireKittehKat says:

                          {{{{{{{{{{{{{{PercyCat}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

                          โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

                        • PercyCat says:

                          Ohai, CheshireKittehKat!
                          Thanx fur teh hugz adn
                          drk choklit godiba trufflez!
                          Ai pheelz munchiz bettah
                          neow. Ai’v bin tinkin ov
                          mai deer ol orinj kitteh
                          allot tewdai adn walkin
                          inta ruumz den sayin
                          tew maself, neow wut
                          didai cum n heer four?
                          :? ;) :o

                        • catsablanca says:

                          {{{{{{PercyCat & ur hooman}}}}}}

          • eeckthecat says:

            see bunniwaz below….seems to have sum extra braynes….

      • tidmum says:

        ..*Tidmum does anudder obs rownd.
        Hmmmn…. I finkso tehy be slowlee cummin rown.Fank CC!!
        Moar Hawt chokklit or bebberij eneewun?
        Cukkiees? Caek?…..
        Needs tew bild up yaw strenf yoo noes.?…*

      • dragonkitten_leelee says:

        nowun ebber fixiz MAH splorts…

        • tidmum says:

          {{{{dragonkitten_leelee}}}}
          I so sawree!!! Did we miss yew? wen did dis happen!!
          I r shokked nowun came to teh reskyoo!!!!!
          Heer..Hab a speshull hawt choklitt wib whippy creme,sprinklols an a flake.
          Hab dese lubbly hand mayde possum chokklits an I shall wrap yoo in a speshul sawft goldun blankee.
          Feline beedder nao? *Tuks blankee in an refills mug.*

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            But where???? Poor liddle dragonkitten_leelee! We wud NEBBER leef a sported cheezpeep just lying there. Did yoo doo eet sumwahre reelee layte on a thred?? Wehn moast ov the peeps had goan sum where else?

            ai am so sorreee no wun faound yoo. :( We will trai harder!!!

  16. diva says:

    Aaaaaaan….KYOOT JAZZ HANS!

  17. maryland belle says:

    Doze not speerwit fngrs. DESE speerwit fingrs!

  18. starcat says:

    SPLORT ALERT -SPLORT ALERT -SPLORT ALERT -SPLORT ALERT -

    OH NOES!!!1!!!! t3h hooomanity@ splorts all over the plaec… lesseee… hopes I doez this ryte:

    Find CCC – chekc!
    yell fur halp – everyboddy’s sported… no halp.
    open doors – nothin inside. Why do we open doors?
    Gather bwains *sweepy*sweepy*sweepy*

    Ok, now that I’ve got all thoes bwains in a big pile…

    Put blankies round bwains, fill hedz with chonklit, dude, what?

    Oh.

    Sort out bwains, put in right heds, close heds, serve chonklit, give blankee.

    Are youu all OK???

  19. Dawxn says:

    O, Hai…

    Shwoud I rwuns awayz nao?

  20. no 1 in particular says:

    lol! ai iz a bumblol! ai bownse!

    • Teho says:

      โ™ฅ win โ™ฅ

      • kafleen says:

        I second that win.

        • teho says:

          We actually call Rikki a “bumble” all the time; he actually lets us scoop him up into an upside-down feet-in-the-air bundle, at which time he does commence to purr and attempt to catch is remarkably-long meezer tail.

          Also, our marmie tom is Mr. Bounce. He’s right behind me on the cat tree as I type this.

          Then there’s Spot, but she doesn’t figure deeply into the joke. ;)

  21. bamahern says:

    2 ub teh bestest fingz inna whirled –
    feerce kittenz adn syrius liddle grrlz!
    (3rd – teh avatar finely apeerz)

  22. catalogical humor says:

    INVISIBLE JAIL

    • Joujo says:

      Nice one. Ill recaption it then to that. I have been looking for a pic that’ll suit “INVISIBLE JAIL” now ive found thanks!!

      p.s. sorry im not speaking lolspeak. im going to start learning! – honest!

  23. bboyneko says:

    over 200 commenses n nowon haz menshoned dis kitteh look laik wampa monsterr frum empire strikes back?

  24. rodney dill says:

    abomin-LoL-ble snow Cat

  25. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Bebbeh Abominabbamal Snoeman Kitteh bees awn the aowtsiede luukyng iyn;

    Iyt ar kynda kowld aowt tehre, adn her wud ravver bees iynsiede ware iyt’s waurm; (Kitteh muste bees iyn Oystraylia oar Neu Zeeeland)…… !!

    Ai hatez tuu sea her turnez iyntuu a liddel floofee wite paupsikel,
    soe Ai’m gunna let hers inna howse tuu warmez up wif teh uvver kittehs;

    (Mebbee her kan staiy, iyf her duz nawt growes tuu huuuuge tuu staiy iynsiede)…..

  26. guitarfreak says:

    He is kyoot. Oh Noes…
    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11!!!!!

    SSSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!

    i needz halp! HALP! My hed asploded!!!



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