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iz abonm… abomilnal… RAWWRR!!!1!
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Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Liddle starfish paws!!!
*klonk*
Iz a bom in a bul.
Con kitulashunz, Tm wut yu wantz tu singz, danz, drinkeez? Bsiedz da gingntonikz? Luk at doze blu aiz. Iz maibe naimz hur jorjet?
Fanks gmawgs
How bowts teh cocoancookies fer me an whuttebber ebreewun else rekwires? fankyoo
I can do a liddle hug n schmoo danse wib dis sweet sweet bebbeh.
*schmoo an skwee an hug an schmoo*
*I caper rownd teh rume wiv yoo*
*caper caper, pranse pranse pranse,kitteh toepads danse danse danse*….
Phew!! Dats awl I got energee for tewnite.Bizzee Caturday an up erlee fer teh bootsayle inna mornin.
Oh, da bootsale. daont spen awl yur munniez in wun plais.:lol:
hey! ai jus notis dey stoelend mai abatar agen. wel, maibe ownly borode? ai goze tu getz it bak. brb.
Datz beddur!
Yesh…we wuz missin teh kitteh piktur!!
Hawp! Abnibomile snowman!
i’z abomin..abomena…abima… I’z yeti cat
OOoooooo, bootzez! Ai lubs bootzez! Tho iz 2 hawt 4 dem heer rite naow. Iz shortnsandals wether.
I try to go ebree Sunday in teh season-unless iz porin wib rayne.
Sposed to be hawt termorrow,but teh sale starts at 8am sew we miss teh werstest heet.
Me an mah Sissy gets teh gud bargins an bran noo fings fer nawt mush munnies
Ar yu stil up plaing? yu nedez tu getz yur slepe soz yu can du awl dat shawpingz. Ai’m spozing dat “bootsale” iz at leest sum liek “fleamarket” we hab . Big wun heer hab purmament stawlz nd aslo placez fur carz oar trucks tu bak intu tu sel frum. Iz tu muxh fur me naow. nd ai dunt nedez awl dat muxh stufz ennywaiz.
Oh! Ai fawt U wuz tawkin bowt teh boot 4 teh feets! U wuz tawkin bowt fleemarkety fing! U is in TTI, isnt u?
Hmmmm, mebbe tehy selz frum teh “boot” ob teh cawr, wich iz teh trunk tew uz en teh Eew Ess Eh.
Dat’s rite! Iz berry popyoola wai 2 get fings cheep an 2 maek munnee frum tings ewe don wan eennee moar.
Wut ah grate ideah! Kno
tabulz! Jus bootz! Adn
u cud arranj taht n jus bowt
ne pawkin lawt.
ai joins tidmum in hug an schmoo dans
an ens up big display wit floofy paws in air and big skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!
iz kewtey kitteh taht can also be uzed to remuve teh dust bunnies frum teh hawse.
Tehn wash.
no no no no no no no
quiet mugglemary
is monday am naow
can go home soon an rest mai head in teh paws uv mai two kittehs….
sigh
a bomb in a bowl? zomg run away!
just kiddin i no wut u meenz
U is a bomb in a bowl?
I’ll get the CCC
Step 1 -Yell fur help!
Help!
Step 2-Stay calam
Oooooommmmmm
Step 3-Open cart doorz
***Creaeeaeaeak***
Step 4-Luk aroun fur help
***Peekin*** nope
Step 5-Colletz teh brainz
***Sweepity, sweepity**
Step 6-Return brainz to hed
***Plop…Pat, pat,pat***
Step 7-sekur brainz wid ducky taype
****Wrappity wrap***
Step 8-Comfurt de viktum
Her you go, sum nice hot chonklit wit whippy cream an a floofie purpl blankie
Phew! fanks old lurker
Sips hawt chokklit an snuggles unner blankee.
Well done, kind lurker. The procedure was performed correctly.
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Plz to be accepting your Certificate of Achievement, worth 4 CEU’s (Cyoot Emergencee Units). Your personnel file is a safe place to keep this certificate, and it can be reviewed by the cheezepeeps that be at your next appraisal interview.
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We’re still working on getting convenient wallet-sized cards for when a CCC tech travels from one event to anudder. f.r.
Fank yu. Itz mai FFL tyme.
An yoo did REEL gud!!
Yep-purrz! U dun did berree gud wif ur nawt-sekkund tym wif da CCC. I membur mai nawt-sekkund tym wif da CCC — itz tuff 2 gitz evvyfing rite unner preshure liek dat.
Heerz uh lol 4 u:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
BTW, naow dat ur nawt a lurker ennymoar, watcha gunna cawl ursef? Owld Lurker doan seamz 2 fitz ennymoar…
Ohai Aahz….Ai lefted u sumfing (sortuv) awn taht linkee abuv.
Yep, fifi, Ai wheel knead wun ov thoz!
♪
Lookee waht idansdansdans adn
gibbocat jus gav meez!
Lykka kid n ah kandee stower!
Lykka bull n ah chyna sohp.
Awwwwww!! idansdansdans and gibbcat ar awlwaiz nice an halpful.
But - PercyCat. Wud yoo tell me where taht wuz? yoo hav three ov them taht ai donut know hao to doo!
Ohai, Janet. Lemme trai sumfing heer, tehn Ai BRB.
Hoo hoo, eet werked! Plaise ur kerser ober teh emoticon nd eet showz u hao 2 dew eet. For dis wun Ai tiped : roll : (wifout teh spazes).
Ohai, catsablanca!
Thanx fur heppin. 
Taht trick duzzint werk fur me.
Heow wuz yur trip?
http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif
Ohai, PC. Nawt tew bad. Ai sawz ur moosic sugjestin…gud aidea, butt Momcat jest tawks ober teh moosic (seh usoolee furgits hur heering ayd). Partee wuz funn…3 liddle neeces awl drezzed upp sew prettee (ajes 3, 9 & 9….teh twinz donut eben luk liek sizterz, lte alown twinz). Ummm, sumware Ai sawd a (sp) wif a noet eet wuz fur CB….wazzat fur me? Ifn sew, *SNERK!*
Yep, teh (sp) wuz fur u, cuz u
gotta kik owt ov it befour!
Thanx fur teh hep wif teh
emotikanz.
Teh gurlz sounz reel cute.
Ai hav 2neeses, 6 adn 4
yrs olde, neerby.
Fun ages.
Mai bruvver haz teh 3 gurlz, nd mai sizter haz 2 boiz, 12 & 14 (4.5 hrs awae….sumtymes 2 hrs awae wehn tehy goe 2 thier vacashun howse wuns a monf). Ai lieks 2 plae wif teh kidlets, tehn gib tehm bak 2 dere parentul unitz. Ai haz jest teh kittehs, butt Ai hadded 3 steppydotterz fur 15 yeers (ohldest wun iz 38 nao…..owch!!!).
Iz awlmost 2AM nd Aiz gettin sweepy…zzzzz. Hab a gud Fundae, nd keepz doze (sp)s coemin!
Wut beeg funz!
Sounz lyk yur 38yrol
stepdotter iz mour
lyk ah lil sis,
ajwize n e way.
Sailin awaaaay tew.
Ohai, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
Dame Janet, idansdansdans gave me
teh WordPress.com linkie tew geaux
tew on teh LOL: etticat skool…
adn gibbocat rote owt how tew
do teh ♪ ober thair tew.
Ai hav a Mack, adn ai tink it
werkz a lil diffrint.
Ai steel don no linkies.
Y duz u haz a Mack wehn u r a PC???
LOL!
Taht tuk me a sekkund.
LOL!
Fank yew, fank yew, A’ll b heer awl week!
Jest notised taht u 2 hab matchin abatars…..awwww!
Cumpleet.
http://faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/
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der yew goe jannit.
idansdansdnasnadssadndans powstid dis linkee eye fink awn anuddur fred.
moezt ewez fool!!1
Thanx gibbocat!
Yu’r ah deer.
Awwwww!! LIddle starfish paws - luk laik liddle jazz paws!! Sooo cyoot.
(ai hav mai CHRG[wdoi] firmlee awn mai hed!! ) LUk!! It’z still wun ov teh OH rininal wuns.
Ambercat did teh dwaringz - she did piggee fayces an eleefantee behines. This wun, as yoo can see, iz teh wun wif teh cyoot liddle eleefantee behine.
*walkz around prowdlee showing off teh cyoot CHRG(wdoi)*
Aren’t dem teh awsum win Janet?!!!
!!!!
Ambercat maded me a pair wib a piggee an a elefunkle bum awn.Dey Has pryde ob playce wib mah Kitteh orniment cullekshun.
I wared dem fer our Ohai Tee
Ai know!! Ai know!! (ai bee Sybul frum “Fawltee Towerz.”) LOL!!
Ai saw tehm!!! an ai haz a jelous!!! Hmmmmmm. . . maybee. . .doo yoo think. . .she wud maek mee sum too???
Too bad teh poast aj iz so spensive!!! ;(
Teh splortman commeth.
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At at at at at. Dat is wat u sed.
Bomminal Snow Kitteh.
I can hug him an love him an pet him an call him Jorj. Furebber an ebber….
wats up doc?
wether approprate
Uh,oh……
Here comes teh CCC….
WEEEOOOWWW,WEEEOOOWWW…
***scraypes up Tidmums braynes,gently playces dem bak in hers hed***
****pat,pat pat,CHRG,taype,taype taype***
Here is a soft,warm blankee & chokklit possums.
Doan lukkit teh piktur foar anudder hour,okai??
oh, gud wurk, Eeck. yu wur just in tiem.
Posted teh comment inna wrong playce,tho:x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBOfsJxF1wA
let’s se if dis wrukz fur sowng. oh, iz nawt maik link. Stil nede praktis.
oh, yay! it did.
Wow…gud sawng!!
Mai Christy kitteh must hav lieked it ,too….she cayme obber to sit next to teh pyooter whyle it wuz playin!!
Haop she rely liekz it. mai gurlz cumz wen ai singz nawt bcuz dey leik but tu shutz me up.