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Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Liddle starfish paws!!!
*klonk*
Iz a bom in a bul.
Con kitulashunz, Tm wut yu wantz tu singz, danz, drinkeez? Bsiedz da gingntonikz? Luk at doze blu aiz. Iz maibe naimz hur jorjet?
Fanks gmawgs
How bowts teh cocoancookies fer me an whuttebber ebreewun else rekwires? fankyoo
I can do a liddle hug n schmoo danse wib dis sweet sweet bebbeh.
*schmoo an skwee an hug an schmoo*
*I caper rownd teh rume wiv yoo*
*caper caper, pranse pranse pranse,kitteh toepads danse danse danse*….
Phew!! Dats awl I got energee for tewnite.Bizzee Caturday an up erlee fer teh bootsayle inna mornin.
Oh, da bootsale. daont spen awl yur munniez in wun plais.:lol:
hey! ai jus notis dey stoelend mai abatar agen. wel, maibe ownly borode? ai goze tu getz it bak. brb.
Datz beddur!
Yesh…we wuz missin teh kitteh piktur!!
Hawp! Abnibomile snowman!
i’z abomin..abomena…abima… I’z yeti cat
OOoooooo, bootzez! Ai lubs bootzez! Tho iz 2 hawt 4 dem heer rite naow. Iz shortnsandals wether.
I try to go ebree Sunday in teh season-unless iz porin wib rayne.
Sposed to be hawt termorrow,but teh sale starts at 8am sew we miss teh werstest heet.
Me an mah Sissy gets teh gud bargins an bran noo fings fer nawt mush munnies
Ar yu stil up plaing? yu nedez tu getz yur slepe soz yu can du awl dat shawpingz. Ai’m spozing dat “bootsale” iz at leest sum liek “fleamarket” we hab . Big wun heer hab purmament stawlz nd aslo placez fur carz oar trucks tu bak intu tu sel frum. Iz tu muxh fur me naow. nd ai dunt nedez awl dat muxh stufz ennywaiz.
Oh! Ai fawt U wuz tawkin bowt teh boot 4 teh feets! U wuz tawkin bowt fleemarkety fing! U is in TTI, isnt u?
Hmmmm, mebbe tehy selz frum teh “boot” ob teh cawr, wich iz teh trunk tew uz en teh Eew Ess Eh.
Dat’s rite! Iz berry popyoola wai 2 get fings cheep an 2 maek munnee frum tings ewe don wan eennee moar.
Wut ah grate ideah! Kno
tabulz! Jus bootz! Adn
u cud arranj taht n jus bowt
ne pawkin lawt.
ai joins tidmum in hug an schmoo dans
an ens up big display wit floofy paws in air and big skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!
iz kewtey kitteh taht can also be uzed to remuve teh dust bunnies frum teh hawse.
Tehn wash.
no no no no no no no
quiet mugglemary
is monday am naow
can go home soon an rest mai head in teh paws uv mai two kittehs….
sigh
a bomb in a bowl? zomg run away!
just kiddin i no wut u meenz
U is a bomb in a bowl?
I’ll get the CCC
Step 1 -Yell fur help!
Help!
Step 2-Stay calam
Oooooommmmmm
Step 3-Open cart doorz
***Creaeeaeaeak***
Step 4-Luk aroun fur help
***Peekin*** nope
Step 5-Colletz teh brainz
***Sweepity, sweepity**
Step 6-Return brainz to hed
***Plop…Pat, pat,pat***
Step 7-sekur brainz wid ducky taype
****Wrappity wrap***
Step 8-Comfurt de viktum
Her you go, sum nice hot chonklit wit whippy cream an a floofie purpl blankie
Phew! fanks old lurker
Sips hawt chokklit an snuggles unner blankee.
Well done, kind lurker. The procedure was performed correctly.
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Plz to be accepting your Certificate of Achievement, worth 4 CEU’s (Cyoot Emergencee Units). Your personnel file is a safe place to keep this certificate, and it can be reviewed by the cheezepeeps that be at your next appraisal interview.
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We’re still working on getting convenient wallet-sized cards for when a CCC tech travels from one event to anudder. f.r.
Fank yu. Itz mai FFL tyme.
An yoo did REEL gud!!
Yep-purrz! U dun did berree gud wif ur nawt-sekkund tym wif da CCC. I membur mai nawt-sekkund tym wif da CCC — itz tuff 2 gitz evvyfing rite unner preshure liek dat.
Heerz uh lol 4 u:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
BTW, naow dat ur nawt a lurker ennymoar, watcha gunna cawl ursef? Owld Lurker doan seamz 2 fitz ennymoar…
Ohai Aahz….Ai lefted u sumfing (sortuv) awn taht linkee abuv.
Yep, fifi, Ai wheel knead wun ov thoz!
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Lookee waht idansdansdans adn
gibbocat jus gav meez!
Lykka kid n ah kandee stower!
Lykka bull n ah chyna sohp.
Awwwwww!! idansdansdans and gibbcat ar awlwaiz nice an halpful.
But – PercyCat. Wud yoo tell me where taht wuz? yoo hav three ov them taht ai donut know hao to doo!
Ohai, Janet. Lemme trai sumfing heer, tehn Ai BRB.
Hoo hoo, eet werked! Plaise ur kerser ober teh emoticon nd eet showz u hao 2 dew eet. For dis wun Ai tiped : roll : (wifout teh spazes).
Ohai, catsablanca!
Thanx fur heppin. 
Taht trick duzzint werk fur me.
Heow wuz yur trip?
http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif
Ohai, PC. Nawt tew bad. Ai sawz ur moosic sugjestin…gud aidea, butt Momcat jest tawks ober teh moosic (seh usoolee furgits hur heering ayd). Partee wuz funn…3 liddle neeces awl drezzed upp sew prettee (ajes 3, 9 & 9….teh twinz donut eben luk liek sizterz, lte alown twinz). Ummm, sumware Ai sawd a (sp) wif a noet eet wuz fur CB….wazzat fur me? Ifn sew, *SNERK!*
Yep, teh (sp) wuz fur u, cuz u
gotta kik owt ov it befour!
Thanx fur teh hep wif teh
emotikanz.
Teh gurlz sounz reel cute.
Ai hav 2neeses, 6 adn 4
yrs olde, neerby.
Fun ages.
Mai bruvver haz teh 3 gurlz, nd mai sizter haz 2 boiz, 12 & 14 (4.5 hrs awae….sumtymes 2 hrs awae wehn tehy goe 2 thier vacashun howse wuns a monf). Ai lieks 2 plae wif teh kidlets, tehn gib tehm bak 2 dere parentul unitz. Ai haz jest teh kittehs, butt Ai hadded 3 steppydotterz fur 15 yeers (ohldest wun iz 38 nao…..owch!!!).
Iz awlmost 2AM nd Aiz gettin sweepy…zzzzz. Hab a gud Fundae, nd keepz doze (sp)s coemin!
Wut beeg funz!
Sounz lyk yur 38yrol
stepdotter iz mour
lyk ah lil sis,
ajwize n e way.
Sailin awaaaay tew.
Ohai, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
Dame Janet, idansdansdans gave me
teh WordPress.com linkie tew geaux
tew on teh LOL: etticat skool…
adn gibbocat rote owt how tew
do teh ♪ ober thair tew.
Ai hav a Mack, adn ai tink it
werkz a lil diffrint.
Ai steel don no linkies.
Y duz u haz a Mack wehn u r a PC???
LOL!
Taht tuk me a sekkund.
LOL!
Fank yew, fank yew, A’ll b heer awl week!
Jest notised taht u 2 hab matchin abatars…..awwww!
Cumpleet.
http://faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/
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der yew goe jannit.
idansdansdnasnadssadndans powstid dis linkee eye fink awn anuddur fred.
moezt ewez fool!!1
Thanx gibbocat!
Yu’r ah deer.
Awwwww!! LIddle starfish paws – luk laik liddle jazz paws!! Sooo cyoot.
(ai hav mai CHRG[wdoi] firmlee awn mai hed!! ) LUk!! It’z still wun ov teh OH rininal wuns.
Ambercat did teh dwaringz – she did piggee fayces an eleefantee behines. This wun, as yoo can see, iz teh wun wif teh cyoot liddle eleefantee behine.
*walkz around prowdlee showing off teh cyoot CHRG(wdoi)*
Aren’t dem teh awsum win Janet?!!!
!!!!
Ambercat maded me a pair wib a piggee an a elefunkle bum awn.Dey Has pryde ob playce wib mah Kitteh orniment cullekshun.
I wared dem fer our Ohai Tee
Ai know!! Ai know!! (ai bee Sybul frum “Fawltee Towerz.”) LOL!!
Ai saw tehm!!! an ai haz a jelous!!! Hmmmmmm. . . maybee. . .doo yoo think. . .she wud maek mee sum too???
Too bad teh poast aj iz so spensive!!! ;(
Teh splortman commeth.
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At at at at at. Dat is wat u sed.
Bomminal Snow Kitteh.
I can hug him an love him an pet him an call him Jorj. Furebber an ebber….
wats up doc?
wether approprate
Uh,oh……
Here comes teh CCC….
WEEEOOOWWW,WEEEOOOWWW…
***scraypes up Tidmums braynes,gently playces dem bak in hers hed***
****pat,pat pat,CHRG,taype,taype taype***
Here is a soft,warm blankee & chokklit possums.
Doan lukkit teh piktur foar anudder hour,okai??
oh, gud wurk, Eeck. yu wur just in tiem.
Posted teh comment inna wrong playce,tho:x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBOfsJxF1wA
let’s se if dis wrukz fur sowng. oh, iz nawt maik link. Stil nede praktis.
oh, yay! it did.
Wow…gud sawng!!
Mai Christy kitteh must hav lieked it ,too….she cayme obber to sit next to teh pyooter whyle it wuz playin!!
Haop she rely liekz it. mai gurlz cumz wen ai singz nawt bcuz dey leik but tu shutz me up.
Fanks eeck
I wuz so obercum by teh cyoot I hads a bwanefweeze!!!
I carnt hep mahsef!!.. DO WANT TEH BAYBEE BOMMINAL SNOW KITTEH!!!!!!!
LUK AWAI!!!!!!!
LUK AWAI!!!!!!!
Or at leazt hol ontu yer CHRG reeeely tite!
Heer b dukee taype to holds teh CHRG on!
mah hed sploded frum kyoot i kin treet, but wat bout lungs splodin frum laffin???
wether appropriate
c, i r standin wif no handz
Iz Adorubul Snowman.
is teh abdominal snowman!
I thought he was trying to say “abdominal,” too, because I had the salmonella last week, with my tummy saying “RAWRR!!!1!” It was an abominable abdominal experience.
Yuk….did dey hafta pump yer stomach ???
probly nothing TO pump!
Troo….hadda hav myne pumped yeers ago wen ai had fud poysunning….
dey wanted to”get it awl owt”….
Yukky charcoal!!
Charcoals full of pleh!
but it werkz rilly well!
U can git aktivatid
charkol n gel-capz!
Adn tehy r nawt pleh!
Eben 4 teh room spinnin
kynd ov fud poyzinin!
Naw, just rode it out. My mother-in-law had to get some IV fluids but she’s OK now.
Was it teh bad tomatoes?
Izn’t a bom in a bul iz adora bull.
AAwwwwww
I can has hug?
I needz 1 ;_;
Herz yur hug….{{{{{Sakee}}}}
but iyam afrayd tu hug this bebbeh…shez tooooo liddle
Mime kitteh, cant get out of hiz glass boks.
@@@@@!!1
Paddy cake, paddy cake, baker’s–
Wait a minit, iz dere a cake?
Problee sum caik lef frum yesdiy. wuz tunz!
Yesh….we ebben eeted sum caik dat sumbudde dropped….
Cannawt let caik goes to wayste !!!!!
teh pawses….
teh toepads….
teh eyes ov bloo…..
teh snorgalious belleh….
teh expresshun….
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*SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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sigh. shoulda nown bedder.
EEECK! Hep me wid dis!
*calls in Airlolcat*
were gonna need several CCC’s air dropped in soonest. expedite.
okey OL, heps commin.
*calls AirLolcat*
need immediate delibber of CHRG, number: lots.
Here we goes agin……
****shovel,shovel,shovel*****
****pat,pat,pat******
****ducky taype,ducky taype******
Here is teh floofy blankee ahn sum chokklit Ty fuds specilee fur u.
How iz u doin,BTW ???
ooh, yum! chokklit Ty fuds! fanks so much, Eeck!!
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I’z doin well – I starts anodder roun ov kemo awn mundai, but I gits to do it as an owtpatshent, so I kin sleeps in mai own bed!! I had energies an goed to teh moobies an den maeded teh mistaek ov goin fer fuds at teh Meijers. taht’s teh stoopy, eben wehn I’z totalee helfee! I’z nao restin up, watching teh dr. who
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How’s fings awn teh odder side ov 275?
Hawt,hawt,an HAWT !!
Do u meen that teh fud shoppin wore u owt ??
yah, needed sum moo joos an storeberries an odder stuffs, but its nawt rekommended to go to teh store (speshully meijers!) awn a Caturday affernoon!
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I fink teh giitin wored owt wuldnt hab happund iffn it wuznt so hawt owtside…pleh heet!
Yesh,Meijer tires me owt jus thinkin abowt it!!
Am glads u can do teh owtpatient….nuthin liek home & kittehs to feels bedder!!
Eeck has sum neerly nekkid nekkid fan boys an a Punka Wallah in her kichin. Wood yew lyke tew bhab sum too PB2K?
Dems grate at coolin down the heet
Wut fan bois ???????
Ai hurd abouwt da fan boiz but wutz PunkaWallah? Ms Tidmum nedes tu lurn tu speke ingrish.
It’s a kind of fan that hangs from the ceiling and is moved by pulling a rope. I believe the “fanner” is actally a large palm leaf. Anybody else know better?? My memembery iz a liddle fuzzi att dis point.
Teh punkawallah am teh injun naem 4 teh buoy hoo kontrowlz teh blankit wif teh roep. mush biggur dan teh fan an teh gentlur breez.
sfar az eye noe…
soe punkawallah meenz blankit dood!
PB2K!!!!! LUK!! LUK DAON!!! Jack Deth haz halped yoo too!!! In a haikooooo!!!
Oh mai!!! ai nebber SEEEED such a thing befoar.
Yoo are SOOOOOO luckee!!!
I knoes! I’z so honoured, I had to speel it wif a U!!
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*snugguls unner teh sawftee blankee and munches awn teh frozin milkee wai*
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ooh, luukee! teh blankees hab teh 2008 Stanley Cup Red Wings awn dem! Hao kul iz dat!
Iz teh kuulist ebber !!!!
Ai think Jack browt thoz just a fyew daiz ago. He verree offen brings LOTS ov suppliez. Taht wai we SELDOM run aut! Sum tiems ai think he mite bee relayted to Dr. Tinycat!!!
Oh, yis, yur oan bed! nuffing iz az gud az yur oan bed. Ai awlwaiz fawt so nd den wen ai wuz iz hoapstal ai nyew fur shur. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥r.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
yis,{{{{{ PB2K }}}}}yu nedez tu be berry kerful in yur stil weke cundishun. Haow ar yu feline tuday? uvvur dan da splort?
I’z gud, gwgs! Went to teh moobies, an tehn to teh groceree storee. Teh storee wuz a bit much fer me, so I’z nao sittin wif teh kittehs an watchin teh telly.
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Hao’s fings wif yoo??
Awl gud az posabul. ai donut eben hab kemo but stil wored owt grosry shawping. Caturdai iz bad nd Sunnydai iz maibe wurs cus da menz heplz owt at haom by taik kidz nd shawpz. Nobunny noze wut dere duing dere nd running awl arownd. Wil maibe goze tu farmur markt tumoro agen. Iz nawt tu hawt. Wut moobie did yu se? We hab nawt bin fur a lawng tiem. da owld man iz hard tu getz arownd nd intu da plais, mite nawt getz tu bafrume in tiem nd fingz leik dat. Cant se oar heer gud ever. Gud fing hez nais oar wud hab tu taik owt nd shute. owld iz nawt pritty, huh?
Mai ai reefurr yoo tew Dr. Seuss’ classik, “Old Age Isn’t for Sissies”—? Butt yoor owld mann iz blesst tew hab sumwun tew lubb himz lyke yoo!
*piks up brainzez ans puts dem bak*
*sews up hed*
*turnz off computr*
*makes u cheezburger*
ooh, yum! Fanks, dragonkitten_leelee!!!
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*noms an cheezburger*
She skared muh dog! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1220374
Abawmminabill
Bebbeh Sno Kitteh iz 2
kewtz 2 beez skairee
‘Sploart!’z awwwwwlll ober t3h
playss! Wissillz upz t3h CCC.
Halpz PB2K
Lawtza scoopeeng andz
tukkeengz inz ubz braynz B4
Buttaflyz Band-Aydz
Noo CHRG
4 PB2K snuggz daown.
Den ‘Snap!’z n2 playss
Dukkt Tayp andz Bunnjee
Coardz maykz ebbeefeeng prittee.
Habz sswfft noo Blankitt!
Hawt Iee Bryte Tee andz
Froazinn Milkee Way 2 halpz
breengz up blud presshurr
Jack.
Fank yoo, Jack! Insprired as alweez!!!
Oh JACK!!! Nawt second yoo brings in teh suppliez – an nao yoo halps poor deer PB2K – in a HAIKU!!!!!
ai think YOO hav urned teh Fur Vest frum Last!!!! Ai givs yoo wun! Ware it prowdlee, pleeze!!! Ai know – it’s too hawt – but put it in teh moth bawlz – winter will bee heer befoar we know eet!!
Oar – purrhaps yoo will be going TDY sumwhere???
oh wow, Jack!!! Dis is teh bestest hikoo eber!!!
dat yoo has gibben me a froazin milkee wai!!!
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I’z honored an awl-blushy-faced
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Fank yoo so so much!!!!!
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OOOHH!!1 {{{PB2K}}} Wuzzn’t tath egg citing??? Waht a fun thing to get a PURRRRRsonal J. D. Ohai coo!!
*dans dans LEEEP!! dans dans twerl twerl whirll wrirll*
*dizzee, dizzee!! sits daon awn floar!!*
But = whoo hoo eneway!! LOL
*runs ober to fan JCH4K as she sits awn teh floar*
*fan fan fan fan fan fan*
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doan wan yoo to git all oberheeted in tihs wedder!!
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heer – I maeded a noo batch ov choklit sodas
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*hands Janet a big glass ov choklit sodas*
*beeg smyol* CHOKLIT SODA!!! Wowweee Zowwee!!
Thank yoo verree much, PB2K!!!
O noes! De cyoot! De cyooooooot!
I wants de bebbeh kitteh! Snorgls n shmoo n . . .
Halp!
SPLORT!
Ahhhhh! De SPLORTs is contg..contagy..ketching! SPLOOORRTT!
MelO, maybee we cn crawl to teh CCC. If I gets dere, I come bak 4 u.
I tink Iz dere…*pulls ober CCC, grabs random stuf*
Heer, MelO…takez dis CHRG n scooper n duktaype. I fix yer branez, u fix mine k?
I will halp u, bunniwaz. . .
Emurgunsee CCC reemowt at de reddy!
WHOOOOOOW WHOOOOOOW WHOOOW
*screech screech*
WHOOOOOOW WHOOOOOOW WHOOOW
Skoopee, skoopee de braynes
Patti patti patti bak inna bunniwaz hed
Bran new CHRG adn dukkee tayp
Sawft blankee, pilla fur de resuntlee splorted
sum hawt chokklitt (iffn u r hawt u can has iced chokklit)
adn a chokklit possum.
Rest ober heer fur a bit, duz u fiil ne bedder?
Weeew!! Tanks, MelO…how u did taht wif yer own splort?? U is ma hero!!!
how u askz? veeeery karfuli.
tinking:
*I duzznt has mennee 2 loose. Iz nawt tuff 2 fayk it.*
I tellz peepz dat I gotz nuffin up dere innywaiz — jess sawlid wud *nok nok*
Wif luk dat maykz me splort-razistint
***Clang Clang***
Sum onez gotta put owt a Splort Alert!
Open cart doorz ***Creaeeaeaeak***
***Sweepity, sweepity**up de brainz
Return brainz to hed ***Plop…Pat, pat,pat***
***apply CHRG***
sekur brainz wid ducky taype****Wrappity wrap***Nice silber colur
Her you go, sum nice hot chonklit wit whippy cream an a floofie green blankie
Rest nao MelONyx
Wow,bizzee day…..
***gets owt teh dubble shovel for 2 sets uv braynes***
***scoop,scoop,scoop****
**pat,pat bak inna mel’s hed****
**pat,pat bak inna bunni’s hed****
***taype,taype****
Here iz blankees ahn chokklit horsies (no triple crown….booo!)
Feel bedderer???
O fank u! Eeck adn OL u r mai heroze! Nawt 2 b speekin fur bunniwaz, but I wuz feelin a liddel wurrieed! I feel mush bedderer nao.
Me, three…werez lukin a bit grim dere. But teh cheezpeeps neber fail to come troo!! FANKS!!!
Oh yeah. sad. no trippul crown. Oh wells – ai am gonna liv to bee at leest 120, so ai mite see wun yet!!
How iz u gonna lib dat lawng ????
ummm. . .ai haz just maded up mai mynd taht ai am going to doo eet. But – yoo can too!! It iz awl the laffing frum heer! Yoo know – teh moar yoo laff, teh helfier yoo get!
an ai haz been laffing sooooo much taht ai figger – if ai keep it up – ai can EEEILEE maek it to there!
Besidez – ai ar having way too much fun heer – in mai lief – but heer, too – to ebber want to go!! So ai think ai will just . . stay!!
NEENAWNEENAW HOOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!
skreeeeeech…….
Flings owt shuvvels an skoops tew awl aaylabul CCC werkers….
*scoop scoop sweeep sweeep
* Perlooop perloop ploooop
* finds sum spare braneses..hoo dese? Dunno.. divydes dem up ekwally tween awl splortees…
CHRG(wdoi) Baving caps, krash helmits flyin awl ober teh place
*Wraaaap wraaaap riiiip riiiip teeeeeear….
Industryul strengf duk taype wrapped rown… ooopsie … I finkso I juss joined awl teh sploerters tewgedder…nebbermynd. Collektib hugs an a HOOOOge blankee to cubber ebreewun up…..
*Skweek skweek skweek .. Bebberij trolle cums alwang wib a Vat ob hawt chokklit an awl the toppins….
supersize box ob chokkit possums …
*hands rown mugs an chokklits tew awl…..
OMCC!!!
Iz Dr Tinycat awn stanby?
Bizzee nite Ifinkso!!
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…Tidmum does teh Observayshun rownds…”Dang taht LCB!! I REELY NEEDS MAH FOB WATCH BAK!!!!!”
We can only hope that help was in time to save these poor poor splorted and bewildered peeps.
.h, t.dm.m? . s..m. t. b. m.ss.ng s.m.th.ng.
Has I gibbed sumwun yer vowel cells by mistayke?…..
Vowulz!! MelONyx!!!
WHERE ar yur vowulz???
Uh oh!! Haz sumwun heer – ai cant tell hoo splorteded last!!!
HAZ ENEWUN HEER SUM BRAYNES TAHT AR NAWT YURS. YOO WUD HAV SUM EXTREEE VOWULZ! MELONYX NEEDS TEHM BAK!! HAAAALP!!
.s .k. . c.n st.ll d. Sh.k.sp..r.. T. v.w.l .r n.t t. v.w.l, th.s. .r. th. l.tt.rs. . . D..sn’t w.rk v.r. w.ll. :r.ll:
..i..,- i. – i. – .e..e. – .o – .a.e – .o..e..e…. – ..a. – .o.e..!!!
Don’t yoo think????
N.t v.r. w.ll, .’m .fr..d! H.rd.r t. d. w.th c.ns.n.nts, b.t w. c..ld h.v. r..s.ng g..d ch.r.s .f .ld McD.n.ld’s F.rm?
L.L!! W.. n.wt?????
♪ ♫ .ld McD.n.ld h.d _._ f.rm.
.._ . _.._._… ♫
♫.n . n th.t f.rm. h. h.d a c.w
.._ . _.._._… ♫
LOL!!! It’z nawt so eezzee!
LOL!!! I wuz wundrin if u had az mush diffeekultee typn widout de kawnsawnantz as I had widout de vowels! But u karree de toon berri well, JCH4K!
*sigh*
Uv corse u wuld. Musikal bakkgrownd n awl. Im sry. Nawt thinking strayt 2dai.
But tahnk yoo eneway. Singing wuz awlwaiz reelee eezee fur mee. Ai dint hav to thnk about eet – just opened up mai mouf an aut it cayme!
ai guess ai wuz just luckee to get borned taht way!
An laik moast singers, ai think in termz of singing. Teh rhythm ov sum werdz will awlwaiz remind mee ov a song, so ai go about singing a lawt. Can bee sumwath annoying the the odders, tho!! LOL!! an a *gigglol* too!!
An az wee singgerz ob sawngz kno, iffn yoo kno enuff sawngs, ENNYfing’s a sawng queue!
W.th . m.. m.. h.r. .nd . m.. m.. th.r. ……
H.r. . m.., th.r. . m.., .v.r.wh.r. . m.. m..
Ok, how duz u maek de tinee liddel o so cyoot dawts?
Uhhhhh…downt know.
Mai pyooter jus did it fur me,ai guess.
iz nawt b bleevin n seggergashun!
vowlz adn conserninks shud awl joyen 2 getter
e.g.:
hoppy birfmunth 2 u Janet!
sry i misted ur sillybrashum (wuz werkin)
i hopeded 2 show a nu avatar in ur honr, butt iz laet!
hoppy belatelydid birfday!
happynez birfwiik!
hopii birfmunf!
Happyness Stan!!!!@!1
{{{{{bamahern}}}} Tahnk yoo vereee much!
It wuz a totalee AWESUM birfday
An ai ar reelee luking forward to seeing yur noo avatadr, too!
Ai’m gonna hav wun soon, too!!! but ai’m going to uze an awld foto where ai wuz kwite prittee!! LOL Vaniteee – ai haz eet!! Kafleen sayed she wud doo it fur mee.
but furst – ai haz to find eet!!
But EEEEEK! we mite hav a beeg tornado coming ar way again!!! It’s awn teh grown, an awnlee about 60 myols away! But they USUALLEE veer around teh laek an dont’ cum strait up! (we ar just 30 myolz frum teh Indiana bordure! – rite awn teh laek ov Meeshegun)
Ai saws dat onna radar….Wisconsin wuz reely gettin hit !!!!
Ohai JCH4K!
Ur missin vowl vurshyun uv Owld MikDawnuld ramyndz me uv mai kidletz fayvrit versiz 2 dat sawng:
“… N awn dat farm himz had uh fish, EIEIO
Wif uh *glub*glub* heer n uh *glub*glub* dere,
Heer uh *glub* dere uh *glub* evvyware uh *glub*glub* …”
“… N awt dat farm himz had uh stump, EIEIO
Wif uh ______ heer n uh ______ dere,
Heer uh ______ dere uh ______ evvyware uh ______ ______ …”
Dey wood ROFL evvy tym I singded doze, speshullee win I wood b kwyit awn da vers bowt da stump!
Aahz, u haz shoor stumped mii!
iz speechlez!
Tahtz preshuss Aahz.
Ai’m gonna try taht wif
mai neesez.
*Tidmum runs rown awl teh resent splortees an takes a suktion tube owt ob her pokkit*
*Puuush* in to teh eers….
*suk suk shlurp…
*Puts tube in MelONyx eer an presses plunger… skwirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt..
* MelONyx judders abowt abit an tehn……………….
O fank u tidmum! Between de Hawaiian adn de plunger skwirt I fiils mush bedderer. I fink wen I wuz tryin 2 halp bunniwaz I musta dript. Plopped, slopped, or wuttevver. U haz de mastery uv de CCC, avter awl!
Oh, bai de way, I has necklase watch leftober frum mai medtec days, wud u lyk it? Is silber wit de sekkund hand sweeps adn evveryting. Is berri akkurat.
WoW!!! Fankee kinely MelONyx
I reely miss mah fob watch.
Yaw nekliss watch will be perfek fer wen I awn CCC dooty
U r berri welkum!
Ohai melonyx, yu iz med teck? ai iz tu but lawng retaard. ai hab stawping wach frum den. no neklis fur it but iz akrit nd mite be handy fur seing we getz peepz’hedz bak tugevvur kwik enuf.
lawng retaard
My human wrote that at
almost 1:30 am here. She
was still sitting there at the
computer, almost falling
asleep and getting all
zombie-fied and since she
works in Special Ed., she
pounced on that word.
She has really poor eyesight
and didn’t notice the
smiley face at the end.
She’s just unstoppable
sometimes! I tried to,
but she had already hit
“reply”, so there you have
it. Oh, and by the way, we
cats, whom have already
“crossed the bridge”, as
you say, are always with
you. You know, when
you walk into a room
and say to yourself,
“Why did I come in hear?”,
that’s US saying “Hello!”.
Farewell, now. Please be
nice to my human, she was
really fun and very nice
to me, most of the time.
She didn’t intend to be
unkind. So sorry. We
like all this “lolspeak”
and think it’s really
“cyoot”!!!
PercyCat
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai, CheshireKittehKat!
Thanx fur teh hugz adn
drk choklit godiba trufflez!
Ai pheelz munchiz bettah
neow. Ai’v bin tinkin ov
mai deer ol orinj kitteh
allot tewdai adn walkin
inta ruumz den sayin
tew maself, neow wut
didai cum n heer four?
{{{{{{PercyCat & ur hooman}}}}}}
see bunniwaz below….seems to have sum extra braynes….
..*Tidmum does anudder obs rownd.
Hmmmn…. I finkso tehy be slowlee cummin rown.Fank CC!!
Moar Hawt chokklit or bebberij eneewun?
Cukkiees? Caek?…..
Needs tew bild up yaw strenf yoo noes.?…*
nowun ebber fixiz MAH splorts…
{{{{dragonkitten_leelee}}}}
I so sawree!!! Did we miss yew? wen did dis happen!!
I r shokked nowun came to teh reskyoo!!!!!
Heer..Hab a speshull hawt choklitt wib whippy creme,sprinklols an a flake.
Hab dese lubbly hand mayde possum chokklits an I shall wrap yoo in a speshul sawft goldun blankee.
Feline beedder nao? *Tuks blankee in an refills mug.*
But where???? Poor liddle dragonkitten_leelee! We wud NEBBER leef a sported cheezpeep just lying there. Did yoo doo eet sumwahre reelee layte on a thred?? Wehn moast ov the peeps had goan sum where else?
ai am so sorreee no wun faound yoo.
We will trai harder!!!
Aaaaaaan….KYOOT JAZZ HANS!
“hello mai babee,hello mai hunee,hello mai ragtime gaaallllll!!”
Fosse, Fosse, Fosse!!
Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham!!
Martha Graham,Martha Graham!!!
Twyla, Twyla, Twyla!!
Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd
Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!
But u keeps it insyde u. XD
MaryAnn, MaryAnn, MaryAnn!
Darn u,maryland….gotted me by a minnut!!!!
Buh I gives u comeback chance…after Twyla…
Soree….Martha wuz teh onlee one ai bemembered !!
(ahn dat movee wuz JUST ON…..but ai wuzzint payin attenshun)
okies. I finish…
**deep breathe**
Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd!
Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!
‘Twas a question on SceneIt trivia last night.
Doze not speerwit fngrs. DESE speerwit fingrs!
SPLORT ALERT -SPLORT ALERT -SPLORT ALERT -SPLORT ALERT -
OH NOES!!!1!!!! t3h hooomanity@ splorts all over the plaec… lesseee… hopes I doez this ryte:
Find CCC – chekc!
yell fur halp – everyboddy’s sported… no halp.
open doors – nothin inside. Why do we open doors?
Gather bwains *sweepy*sweepy*sweepy*
Ok, now that I’ve got all thoes bwains in a big pile…
Put blankies round bwains, fill hedz with chonklit, dude, what?
Oh.
Sort out bwains, put in right heds, close heds, serve chonklit, give blankee.
Are youu all OK???
Iz betterer now, Starcat. N I feelz smarter…mebbe gotz some better branz? Good deel.
Mmm, b.nn.w.z? . h.s th.s pr.bl.m. Th.nk c.n h.lp m.?
MelO, herez some Hawaiian..tehy haz menee extry vowels…I seemz to haz some of em.
Also haz a grass skert…how taht gotz heer I dunno. Hula, eenywon?
Hula! *fasns skert ta kitteh* Now danse!
ZOOOOMG! Kitteh dashboard hula danser. Geenious!
*mini splort*
Halp! wut duz wii du fur mini splort?
Saym fing, but mush smaller?
get de ccc,
scoopy braynes duhlicatly
pit – ah – pat
cyoot liddel chrg w/drwng uv hula dansers on it
dukkee tayp w/drwngs ub rubber dukkees
sawft lap blankee
demi-tasse de chocolate
petite chokklit possum
bedder nao?
Mushes bedder. Hugz fur savin meh an fur invee..envi…make up teh mini splort cleen ups!
O fank u! Dunno wut happend, I fink I drawpt sum uv myn in urs.
*snert*
ur chokklits in mai pnut budder!
O goodie, I now haz reglier wurds. B4 waz all oooo & eeeee. Mush bettere.
U r in Hawaii, bunniwaz? I wud lyk 2 go sumtym. *sigh*
Sadlee, no…iz in Cheegawgo. But am weel verszed in trivia. Heer we gotz rain rain & thunner & litenin.
Clowds has passed us bai, hedded eest. Is now muggy adn hawt. Pleh.
Jes bemember…in winter freeziez, u will want teh hot & hoomid.
LOL! I will miss de hoomid, troo, but nawt de hawt. Iz too floofy.
MelONyx – where doo yoo live????
Here JCH4K…haz a strawberri dakeri on me!
Yummmm!! strawberri dakeri! Tahnk yoo, bunniwaz! Teh strawberri dakeriz ar reelee kwite deelishus!!
I libs in Kansas. (Toto!
) Neer Kansas City. Jus muvd heer nawt so lawng ago.
Ppphhhlllllbbbbbbt!!!! spaces, I has dem. (or nawt)
)
MelO, were you iz?
Jinx!
mai bwain now choklity an dewicious!
Bedder watch owt fur teh zombies,den……..
Zombies no like choklity gudness. Zombies onlee eats smrt peepulz bwains. Smrt peepulz bwains taste like spinnick n yuckiness!
I resemble taht remarque! Iz smart & tink mi branz tastes lyke strawberri dakeris, at leest now…
Nawt reel smrt peepluz. Jus teh peepulz who tink they smrt tastes lik spinnick. Them showoffs, ja no? Dose peepulzwho tink dey smrt n who say dey too gud to tink ICHC is funneez? Dose peepulz suck, an wii feeds dem to da zombies!!
I tink mai bwains tastes lik de dakeris tu, weel…they will when I gets off teh works.
Maryland belle, Iz sorrie uz werkin…here’s a dakiri to get u thru!
Manni thankees!
Duz I noe u gais?
O, Hai…
Shwoud I rwuns awayz nao?
lol! ai iz a bumblol! ai bownse!
♥ win ♥
I second that win.
We actually call Rikki a “bumble” all the time; he actually lets us scoop him up into an upside-down feet-in-the-air bundle, at which time he does commence to purr and attempt to catch is remarkably-long meezer tail.
Also, our marmie tom is Mr. Bounce. He’s right behind me on the cat tree as I type this.
Then there’s Spot, but she doesn’t figure deeply into the joke.
2 ub teh bestest fingz inna whirled –
feerce kittenz adn syrius liddle grrlz!
(3rd – teh avatar finely apeerz)
yay! con catulashunz on teh abatar. trying to figger it owt…
Hey! I wuz just abowt to compliment dat ! an u beeted me!!
Did u see teh surprise I left u on teh bunny thred, Mary?
iz “Krazy Kat”
i luvz Krazy Kat moren “Offisa Pup” adn “Ignatz Mice” combyiened…cumboneyed.. um.. putz tegetter!
Ohhh, bamahern… I luv, luvz Krazy Kat… Gud choyse!! Berry nize!!
fanks! i thotted it lukked ignatz-like. izzee in luv? lukz like a little hart dere, poppin out after bean hit by a ton o brikz, mebee?
mO’Scocious, u haz gotz it!
b harhzin bak 2 teh kewnayuforum billet-doux onna klay tabmletz!
Indeed, we (as in the Royal Oui) did see yr little joke, Mmlle. Kafleen d’Onkay.
Did ur Royal Oui-ness get wet?
hrmphh
*snurt*
INVISIBLE JAIL
Nice one. Ill recaption it then to that. I have been looking for a pic that’ll suit “INVISIBLE JAIL” now ive found thanks!!
p.s. sorry im not speaking lolspeak. im going to start learning! – honest!
u dussunt hab too lern a fing. U talk howebbur u pleeze, sweeteepie.
over 200 commenses n nowon haz menshoned dis kitteh look laik wampa monsterr frum empire strikes back?
abomin-LoL-ble snow Cat
Bebbeh Abominabbamal Snoeman Kitteh bees awn the aowtsiede luukyng iyn;
Iyt ar kynda kowld aowt tehre, adn her wud ravver bees iynsiede ware iyt’s waurm; (Kitteh muste bees iyn Oystraylia oar Neu Zeeeland)…… !!
Ai hatez tuu sea her turnez iyntuu a liddel floofee wite paupsikel,
soe Ai’m gunna let hers inna howse tuu warmez up wif teh uvver kittehs;
(Mebbee her kan staiy, iyf her duz nawt growes tuu huuuuge tuu staiy iynsiede)…..
He is kyoot. Oh Noes…
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11!!!!!
SSSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!
i needz halp! HALP! My hed asploded!!!