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* Maus enters, riding on Petunia. He is in full The Mouse King costume *
* Petunia is wearing an I ♥ JCH4K shirt and a Geek Hat (with Propeller) *
* The hat is fitted with two dongles, one red and one grey *
* She is pulling a wagon carrying a huge Schwärzwalder Kirschtorte *
Hello CheezFrenz! In honor of this special day, we bring you this very special birthday greeting.
* The dongles begin to glow and blink, and Petunia begins to speak *
Ha-pee Birf-dae, Ja-net. We loves yoo. The sk-wrillz an I mae-ded yoo a caek…
* The top of the cake pops open *
* Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor pop up *
Hi! We’re the DID Five, and we have a song for Janet!
* They begin to sing, in five-part harmony *
♫♫♫
Zum Geburtstag viel Glück,
Zum Geburtstag viel Glück,
Zum Geburtstag, liebe Janet,
Zum Geburtstag viel Glück.
♫♫♫
Happy Birthday, Janet, and many happy returns of the day!
CHEEZFRENZ! LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!
Eye noe dat sum mai jump teh gunn
Olimpix yur – eetz awfun dun.
Butt wii doan ‘red flagg’ nowboddee
Cuz Cheezland meenz eek wally T
Wii eben treet Trollz pay shuntlee
Affur awl wii awl kan kum heer frii.
But – Purrhapz wii myt taek breef respyte
frum cheirin sellybrayshunz
2 cawl awl frenz @ awl wurlz endz
frum awl teh cheezpeeps nashunz,
an sai az wun, een awl gud funn
B 4 teh nommz an drynkinz dun
An wii pass owt, pass wynd oar pass r limitashunz,
Taht 2dai am teh speshul dai
2 danz an singz an nomm gud fingz.
Sew awl teh happee cheezfrenz hoo
sew lub owur Jannit thru an thru
kan sho der happitaylz az wii plai
an sew wii shud, an well wii mai.
4 Jannit am r burfdai gurl
an cheezfrenz frum arown teh whirld
haz joynd us heer wif kittehz 2
2 tell r Jannit wii lubz yew!!
Kuz heer amung dese lubbin peeps
derz wun hoom in r hartz wii keipz
Sew cheezfrenz awl arown teh plannit
can awl joyn pawz in noebull cawz
B kuz wii haz 2 syng ov corz,
adn lowdur dan wii ebber eeben fort wii cud B forz:
………..*drammatik pores*…………
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A Happee burfdai, Jannit!!
tHEY SaYIT’S yur BirTHdAY??!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFEyjfoTuM&feature=related
yikesiee, Janets, i duzn’t no if ur old enuf to see dat vershun!!^
*viewer diskreshun advised, cuz nawt everywun in this vidyo used thems discreshun*
LOL!! “Metropolis” FTW!!!!
Old enuf??? ai wuz an egg sta innit! ROFL!!
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*looks relieved Janet likes it- dat wuz a riskay selekshun*
M’lady.
*gathers up silky skirts in emerald green worn to honor JCH4K- i duzn’t get dis dressed up fur jest enybodee, ya no*
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*deep curtsey praktissed for hours in front of mirror, some of wich got borked in teh process*
“You are the reigning Monarch, and you rule in gentleness and kindness.
Here is an humble offering for you.”
*opens lovely preColumbiandekorated box revealing jewel encrusted tiara from the Inka Empire*
Wear it in good health.
Long live Janet!!
An – ai am waring emerald green az well! LOL! Itz akchulee mai Bachelolr’s recitar drss – wif teh dropt princess wayst lion an teh liddle train!
an this tiara *triaes it awn – luks in mirror*
An cannot stop herself frum singing teh “Jewel Song” from FAUST!
(tho ai donut luk laik Anna Netrebko! LOL!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OJVar_9WbE&feature=related
But she’s waring a tiara!!!
hao deed yew git dat fru kustumz???
aww………….hiddun in teh mantequilla??
shhhhhhhh.
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don’t tell.
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I had to get Indiana Jones to help me “acquire” it.
An swoowpin daon frum teh clowds….
am it teh playn? Naw!!
am it Stupurman? Naww!!!1
Kud it B Juj Dridd????
Naw!!
Iss Gibbocat dresst up in teh shyknee blik levvur soot awn teh ‘borroed’ Hovvur byk!!1
But eye did pawlish it an skraep awl teh seegull poop awf teh saddul!!
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Snachin teh slyz ov chawklit kaek an skatturin cweenmj’s bubbulz in teh clowd ov konfettsi.
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Um… nommm nommm
‘Hi Jannit! *nomm nomm* Gud kaek!!!1
Wonna kum 4 teh burfdai ryd??
Jumpawn!!
An awai wii goze!!1′
Vroooom vrume!!!!……………………………………
an VROOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Diz riilee am gud kaek!!!1
*jumps awn* WHEEEEEEE!!!
*holdz awn to gibbocat wif wun hand an teh tiara wif teh odder*
an ai’d far rather it be gibbocat tahn juj Dridd ene ole day!! Hao far ar wee going to go??
An luk – teher iz cweenmj in her bubblol!! HAI CWEEN MJ!!! An ai think ai sees Kafleen teh DawnKey zooming ober the hed ov teh crowd over there!!
An booklion iz buzzing teh crowd az well! SOOO menee flying thingz today!
HOOOO cud EBER hav imajneded such a birfday partee????
*wavez az Janet and gibbo race bai*
hai cweenmj!!
Nyz owtfyt!!1
Nyz bubbulz 2!!1
eef yew liek wii kan juss serkul abuv teh fud taybulz – az dat am wer teh mowzt cheexfrenz am. sew yew kan bloe dem kissis an sush.
Hang awn
swoopin loe owvur JCH4K Bvd an buzzin teh JCH4K stachew……
Zoooommmittty zoooommm zooommmm!!!
Idans releeses levver on bubblol masheen sending up bazillionz of popping bubblols wif cweenfetti,uniqe corns, sparklee dots an liddle flying skwirls in pair a shoots to entertane Janet an Gibbo as tehy fly overhed…..
Oooooooo,,,,,bootifulls!!!
Awl ai cann sai iz, WOWSERZ!!!
An happitayle, happitayle birfdai tew yoo!! Yoo aer a brite lyte awn teh syte!!
*Booklion soars in, riding the shoulders of the great winged lion of Babylon. The *lion lands lightly in front of JCH4K, and kneels to do her honor. Booklion jumps *down, kneels to Janet — she is too in awe of JCH4K to dare to hug — and hands *her a gift from the courts of King Nebuchadnezzar, somwhat warped by the *passage through the space-time continunumumum.
Happy Birthday, Janet!
A gift for you: a pair of lapis earrings, carved in the shape of lions sitting up in sentinal position, to protect you from all harm.
See the little turquoise blue eyes? They are looking out for your welfare. See the ivory pointy ends on the paws? They are ready to leap to your defense, should you ever need it. See the little gold collars? When all is well, they become musical instruments that play while the lions shake their manes out, get on their hind paws, and belt out show tunes for your pleasure. They are particularly partial to singing “Hair”, but can be trained to sing songs from other shows…”The Lion KIng” is a little too obvious for them, (snobs) but they do like “The King and I”.
Happy, happy day, Janet. You bless us all with the warmth and love you bring to ICHC. Thank you.
{{{{{Booklion}}}}} Hao did yoo know taht ai ar so fond ov lapis??? Thank yoo so much.
An ai LUV it taht they can sing “Hair.” Fur sum reeson, teh air shimmers in gold tones wehn ai heer “Hair.” Ai will ware them awlwaiz! And am so tuched taht yoo wud give such a spendid prezent to mee.
Oh, Janet, I am soooooo glad yu lykes tem. Tey will tayke sgud care ov you. And you can sing Alyce’s Restaurant in tree-part harmonee on Tanksgibbing, too!
(My hippie past, let me show you it)
Ohai, ebberywun! iz ai tew layt foar Janetz birfday?
Neow, N1IP, cors nawt…lastez awll dai!
ps: we mist u, kewty pi.
ai iz so happytayl tew beez bak! ai hadz a lawg Mishun Twip. It wuz awsum, but ai iz glad tew beez bak!
Iz sure U spred luv 2 awl.. jus lyke U dew on ICHC..
yay! welkum bak, n1ip!!!
*big smoos an hugs!*
*gibz PB2K big smooz adn hugs adn awl sortz of cheezluv*
YAY!
Oh noes, I are late agin…**hands JCH4K big bow-kay of dayzeez** Happy Birfday, darlin Janet….we all stand in awe (everyone??? Awwwwwww…) of yur kindness, yur humor, yur….well, yur everything!!!!
Awwww
CLOL – thank yoo fur teh byootiful dayzeez. *splish splish splahs*
There! Ai am putting tehm in mai prettee Gmnundner ceramik vase – wif teh “Streublumnen” pattern. See? Luk hao prettee tehy luk there. So summeree!!!
*skreeeeeeeech!*
*falls owt ov teh church van*
Ohai, Janet! Heerz a prezzint foar yu!
*handz Janet a bokay ov fyurminz*
ai hoeps yu lykez it!
Maus, wut happened to you???
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292756
Fanks fer the picshoor JMK!
trewlee teh mausss dat rord!!1
Hey Janet, just found summting I tink you like. (I’m not making this up) chocklit covered gummi bears.
teh cinnamminn wuns r verry gud… but theys ben arownd fore yers… tehrye mai mums favrit.
Nice caek!
**luks askanse at Maus**
**runs back to Teh Cliffs to do a kwik tayle cownt on the skwirrlz**
Hmmmm.. I cudda swore I had elebenty of these before…..
It’s O-K, Aunt Lee-za. Teh sk-wirllz ma-ded teh ice-ings. It wuz teh fun…
Happeh Birfday Janet!
*enter 4point5kittehs adn her 4.5 kittehs. Teh .5 tuxie kitteh iz waring a naypron n balinsing a chokklit caek wif razzberree filling on hims bak.
Teh 4 kittehs – 2 meezers, 1 big whiet n 1 callyko – am holding a banner aloft wif dems tayles. It reedes:
HAPPIEST OB BIRFDAIS
TO OWN DEER FREN N RAINING MONARK
JANETCANHAS4KITTEHS
Lolm Wilkinson strides to center stage, in full Jean Valjean regalia, with the addition of an “I ♥ JCH4K” button in his lapel.
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He sings:
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She stocks teh CCC.
She taught us how to dance!
This marvel we has found
This gal is elegance!
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Why should we give her praise?
Why should we sing this song?
Then treat her at teh bar
And fête her all day long?
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Our Janet, we lubs her hard
If we may say so, she’s a staaaaaaaaar!
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She is the darling of hunnerts of Cheezfrenz.
They all flock to her.
She is teh soul of us
How would we live
Without her esprit?
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Our Janet, we lubs her hard
If we may say so, she’s a staaaaaaaaar!
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Who is she?
She handles trolls with calm and dignity
Pretends she does not see their enmity
She’s eloquent, she exudes grace
She adds enchantment to this place
Who is she?
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We can’t conceal teh fact that we adore
A dame who is teh bomb and a lot moar.
And evry time she sez “O hai”
We smile and sigh a happy sigh
That’s no lie.
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How can we express our grate lubs for her?
Perhaps with a ginormous cheezburger.
Our hearts belong to her, u know
Her name’s on all teh street signs, oh!
She gave to us teh Nawty Barn
She gives us cause to party on.
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Who is she? Who is she?
She’s our Ja-net!
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And so Janet, u see itz tru
That we love no one moar than u!
Who is she?
JCH4K…………!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PXZ1nLiUZo
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*Lolm Wilkinson beckons for Janet to join him in teh spotlight, gives her a big smooch on teh cheek, presents her wif a bookay of roses and a 16-ounce mokka wif extry spresso, tosses “I ♥ JCH4K” buttons to teh cheering crowd.*
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Happy birfday, Janet! I hope u don’t mind that I didn’t sing ur song myself. Lolm was happy to do it, since he knowed teh tune and had his costume alreddy reddy alreddy. Besides, u know that I woulda gived u a “I ♥ JCH4K” button and tossed 16-ounce mokka wif extry spresso onto teh crowd.
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Lubs and snorgles from LCB, Esme, Liam and teh boyfrent in teh car wif teh winders open.
LCB….dat left me breafless!! How perfikt!
Does u need a fireman to gives u mouf-to-mouf?
I wanted to does something theatreacle for Janet but I don’t know nothing bout birthin’ no operas. Still, I tried to think of a stage-y song whare I could work in “JCH4K” and I immediately flashed on “24601″. I writed this yesterday and then this morning I was worrying that it might be unappropriate for whatever reason. Then I rembered that Jean Valjean was vry noble and kind and vry much lubbed, like our Janet. I also rembered that in his early days he had gotten in trubble for taking a lofe of bred outside to see whut it looked like in teh lite. So mabye someday I will become noble and kind and much lubbed, just like our Janet!
*Bites fingernails nervissly, waiting to see whut Janet thunk. Realizes I’m biting CLOL’s fingernails. Keeps biting them anyways.*
impressive, very impressive.
Thx. I can bite fingernails with teh best of them.
U can dew ANYfing wif teh bestovem!!!
Nobul&MuchLubbedLCB…taht wuz FANtastik!
*Ketciz 16ounce mokka wif extry spresso (mi faavy)
adn c’s iheartJCH4K buttn uhtatchd to teh sidez ov
teh kup, taeks it offz, pinz it ahn! mmm, pritteh
dzines adn sew sparkully! Thanx! Yay! Happi Dai!
LCB, I stand in awe of your prowess!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Whatta sawng!!!!!
Yippee – it cayk for Janet!!
Liebste Janet, alles gute zum Geburtstag und viel Gesundheit!!!
Teh company from Beyreuth wuld liek to sing yoo a sawng, in manee manee part harmonee:
Happy Birfdai to yoo!
Happy Birfdai to yoo!
Happy Birfdai deerest Janet……….
Happy Birfdai to yoo!
*wearing her ball gown frum teh Wiener Opern Ball, PB2K sweeps into teh room wif awl teh regalness she can muster, wile teetering awn high heel shoos
*de gown iz a regal deep purpul, strapless, wif a full, ankle-length circle skirt wif taffeta overlay, jes purrfekt fer teh spinny vieneese valtzeses
*wuht hares are left awn her hed ar dun up in a loose, lubberly set of curls taht fall sawftlee arownd her face
*carrying a large gathering basket full ov teh bestest Meeeshigum froots an veggies an a whole seleshun ov Mackinac Island fudges
*sets teh basket awn teh giftie tabul, making shur nobodee (but me!) nibbuls awn teh fresh-pikked-dis-mornin storeberries
*presents Janet wif a big bouquet ov wild flowers, fresh pikked frum teh bestest feelds between her hows an mine
manee kisses and schmoos and schnorgels an hugs from mai 2 kittehs to yoo!!
Alzo, I haz arranged fer teh shirtless lawnmowing guys (SLGs) to kum mow yur fields todai. An fer teh rest ov teh summer, so yoo can sit awn yur porch an enjoi teh view, wile habing gud drinkees!!!
Much much cheezlubs an hugs an fun frum me tew yoo!
Lub,
PB2K
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1289423
Hee hee! Mai yeerz ob pinanno leesinz, let me sho yoo dem!! Dat’s a Bach Invention in Eff Mayjr–#8, ai fink! Ai’ve played dat wun! Wut a pritti, joifull presint foar owr Janet!
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An enormous chocolate cake in the shape and size of “The Edifice Formerly Known As The Roman Coliseum” appears on the grounds. It is now known as “JCH4K Stadium and Racetrack”.
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Alla peepz sittin in teh seatz, very comfy and relaxed, sipping cold chawklit drinkz an eetin chawklit chipz cookiez. Teh smell ov BBQ is wafting thru the air.
In marches “The President’s Own Combined Armed Forces Bands, Orchestras and Choruses”, in full uniform and each with a small replica of JCH4K Stadium as a hat, with candles i i i i i i i i i .
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
They are playing and singing thusly:
♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! ♫ ♫ ♫
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JAAA-NET!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♫ ♫ ♫
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Now appears a troupe of flying Pegasi, wheeling and soaring in the sky. They form the letters:
WE LOVE YOU JANET in the sky, and continue with an aerial ballet and barnstorming the like of which has never been seen, and will not again be seen this side of Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony.
Happee birfdai deer Janet, an mennee happee returnz!
*Haulz in (wif a Pegasus’ help) 10 feet of lyriope, an sum lurvelee dayliliez in bloom.*
The Nekkid Lawnmower Guy will plant these for u, Dame Janet!
It’s a kitteh burfdai cayke!
luks more lyke a wedding cake
manee tiered
and white
made wid monotonically decreasing alternate kittehs
nyz wun cheez n tofu!!! yay 4 dem!! 4 owur jannit!!
Cheez an Tofu, fankz fer caek!!!
Tehy r alwaze wachinz ussez, jus lyk CC. lol.
Dyd u c teh LOL, sevril pajus bak, whar teh
Cheezburger hizelf ansird a plee fer halp, r
mebbe itwaz jus a ?, aynwaze, he wuz rite
thar n jus a fu minnitz. Twaz an amazin
ting 2 c, heer adn IRL!
O yeah! Thanx Manxz fur teh Kitteh Layr Kake!
lol
But we still has creeative lisenses availabul.
♫ HAPPY BIRFDAI JANET!! >♫
*****flies ovur on a majick slay pulled by eight tinee flying skwirrls******
**Pulls out gifty box wif speshul present inside and hands to Janet**
** Janet rips off the paper wif breffless antisipashun **
Itz a byootemous glass globe, hand blown, which Janet can luk into and see awl uv her Cheezfrends, anytime she wants!!
It’s verry sparklee and shinee and she can see majical glowee happy thoughts floting arownd insied.
It’s sorta like a Pensieve… but bettur!! Coz we are awl innit!!
I hoaps u like it..!!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
yeah, cuz it be reeley krowdid in here !! *ooof….muve over, will ya**
Hay, look over here in teh corner of teh, um, globe. Looks like this useta be a Magic 8 Ball before it got upgraded!
Will we all has happy hangovers tomorry?
*All signs point to “yes”*
Looks liek at 6:00 EDT wii iz still drinkin….
4 JCH4K eye bring
Haikus from Jack
A hunnert dollur towl
Possums, chocolate
Parfaits
Elebinty bazillion burgers 4 u
Bucket, not blu
Icy cream 4 cake
Ride on Petunia
Fyreman
Dots……….lotsa………. dem
Appul martoonies
YNG to do ur bidding
JCH4K!!!!
Hopes u has a grate day!
Hoppy Birdie, Janet!!!!! Letz Parti!!!
White lair cake iz gratre!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE BEEEEEEEEEEETLOLS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs&feature=related
Happee Burfdai Janet! An mennee moar!
Haz a wunnerful dai!
Happy birfdai Janet
I brot U cheezcake made wif greek yogurt and topped it wid strawberriez
nootrishus and delishus
Heer comes teh liddel red waggin payntid bloo.. bein pulled by 47 chikkin gurlz. Teh Peroobian flutterbyez R now forming *Happy Birfdai Janet* in knee-on jooltone culers. Teh chikkin gurlz haz wurked obertime to Cree ate a lyfesize stachoo of owr birfdai gurl,in shaydes of brown, bloo an white. (Ezmerelda, Dot an Henrietta R tempo rarely recubbering in the Princess mu medow frum habbing outdun tehmselvs in egg produck shun..) On teh stage iz a speshul bubbel masheen, puffing owt bubbels creatid in teh lab of P’dB (hoo iz NAWT a spy.) Az teh bubbels rize an *pop* tehy sprinkel teh crowd wif sparkleez, cweenfetti, iycee creem dots an mini ewe kneecorms an donkees….idans iz frowing no melt birfdai cake shapt choklit, goldin crowns, an 6 kinze ov candy mices to the parti goerz..
* Sings lowdlee an off key—
“Hoppy Birdie two ewes…Hoppy Birdie two ewes.. Hoppy Birdie deer Janet… Hoppy Birdie two ewes…*
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.An manee mooooore!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANET!!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*Donkey leeps into the air wiff joy on this speshul day!”
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(Guess what, Janet? I is heer….but I’M NOT!!!
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Dat’s right! I had to work today (pleh) but a mysterious third party is posting this for me!!
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Here is what I would like to say to you today, Janet.
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Before I came to this place, I had almost no friends. I was a crochety crab, too.
Then I discovered ICHC. It took me awhile to feel comfortable. I would post weird stuff, and then, when people weren’t mean, I would gain confidence.
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You were my first friend. I admired you SOOOO MUCCCCH. (and of course, still do.) I followed you around like a love sick puppy. I really didn’t dream at first you would even deign to acknowledge me. And then we became friends.
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You gave me my donkey wings, Janet. To me, you ARE ICHC. You helped me become what I am today. And it is so much more than anyone can imagine.
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I dedicate this quote to you. I think we all realize what great significance is has to us.
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You helped make me real.
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It doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges , or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes droop out and you get loose in the joints and very shappy. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.
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We do love you Janet. But even better, we all love each other.
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Happy Birthday, My Friend.
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***sniffle***
oh Kafleen… that’s bettur than a Hallmark commershul!!
***claps wif wun hand and wipes eyez wif teh othur**
Kafleen, that is the best!
oh, Kafleen, iz krin, too.
Oh, Kafleen, wipez teers, taht frum teh “Velveteen Rabbit”, teh
bestist ov bookzez. Ai neetid taht. insert heart here.
It IS teh best, issunt it??? I has lubbed dat book frum teh time I wuz teeny
tiny an furst cried wen teh bun bun gott throwed in teh trash.
We doan throw awai wutt wee lub.
Juss member dat, Sweetie. An ai lubb yoo.
yep…she gawted us awl wit taht lubblee poast…
/wipes mist away…
****mussint cry at werk***
****mussint cry at werk***
Aw,heck……. SOBBBBBBB !!!!!
too layt…. mine eyz r leekin.
such lubbly thots, ewe muss be lubbly tu. wii all lubbly todai, in honor of JCH4K.
awwwwww….
Aw, kafleen. That wuz lublee! {{hugs donkee}}
Yoo kin see why I nomnomnominayted JCH4K fur “Miss Congeniality of ICHC!”
byooteemus, kafleen!!!1
trooly byootymuss!!
*wipez liddul tear wif pink hankee.*
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Donkee –
haz ai menshuned dat yoo ar lubblee, an ai finks da wurld uf yoo?
Velveteen Rabbit……yoo ARE reel an bootiful insied an owt.
fank oo for dat remembury.
Hi, dapanferkitteh.
Wun day I wuzz puttereeng arown in mah donkeeish way an fown a littul note.
It had YUR name on it and sumfing u sed too mee, juss along dose kinda lines.
I had ritten it down so’s I wuddun furget.
Teh dawnkee sees all.
Butt mebbeh nawt allus gets arown too SAYIN all…..
*sigh* So menneh tings I has too say to peepulls I lubs….
*snifflesniffulsnifful*
*wipes eyes*
*snif*
aw, haz a parfait, lublee donkee…
Watch owt, Donkey gurl… Itz teh old hazza parfait trikk!!!
*snurts wildlee*
Butt, butt…diss wun looks so…innocent! Praps I shud juss gib it a littul smell..
*hands on hips—- tappin ov footz* “Don’t make meh com obber dere an tap dans on U!!!!… Itza trikk! Bemememember teh basement!! Pls trai to bemememembr.” * Triez 2 look beseechinglee—
(Duzzin’ werk, doh)
Kafleen, dat wuz bootifull.
Deer Kafleen, taht wuz rlly wunnerful adn beautimusful!!!
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Sew byootiful, Kafleen. Wut yu sai expressiz wut awl of us feel, an can nawt put into wurdz as grandlee as yu haz dun.. *dab dabz teers ov hoppiness frum eize*
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Kafleen,
Fanks foar teh tiem yew camded tu plai in mai sandboks. After taht, peeps wuz meen tu me an I ran awei tu hied. But tudai yew has bootifullie egg spressed mai thawts and feeleengs abowt JCH4K tew. She NEBBER wuz meen tu ENNYBAWDY effar! An neethur wuz yew.
Fanks.
And *ahem* *Cleers froat*
“Happi Happi Birfday Janet Deere
Happi daiz will come tu yew awl yeere
If I hadda wish tehn it wud beeee
A happi happi Birfdai tu you frum meeee.
Wutt? Wutt bee dis meenness ub wich u speek? Hoo beed meen too u n y?
Dat gibs mee a sad!
I spose it wuz moar taht I wuz teh shy. Tehy wuz not so mutch meen as trying to maik a funny at mai egg spents.
But it is not a dai foar sads! It is a dai foar silly bray shuns!
Happy yu
Happy mi
Taht we is lukki ’nuff to be in teh whirled at teh saim tiem as teh JCH4K!!!
Kafleen…dat wuz wunnerful…I reeded “what is real” to mai Sweet William at ar weddin….almoast one yeer naow!
*Dawnkee gibs COL a ♥ *
Kafleen! Ai am, an awlwaiz will be, your frend! {{{{Kafleen}}}
(an mai ayes ar leekee too! Oar wuzzit teh onuns?)
*wagguls fingur* Doan u bee eetin dem unyuns, now, kitteh!
Happeh Birfday 2 Janet.
Altho we kittehs r ansil…..ancillarie…..on the side lines, u hab been very nice to us part timers.
Pass teh cheezburgers adn caek.
Wut a wonnerful partee: foods & drinks, music, dans and songs, costooms, bubbels, and awl manner ob flying and encomiums for Janet from cheezy frenz.
Fank u Janet for inspiring us wif ur kind and creative spirut. Happy Birfday!
*buzzing sound now full throated engines*
*coming from overhead*
mmmmmrrrrrooooooowwwwwnnnnnnnnnn
…………..mmmmmmrrooowowowowowownnnnnnn
mai wurd folks
it’z nawt wun, but two matched Boeing Stearman biplanes in brillyant yellow,
one piloted by Igor
in a I heart JCH4K t-shirt and a leather helmet
the other piloted by Hans in Pockets
(yes, he’s sitting on a pillow to see over the dashboard)
mmmmmmmmrrrrrrroooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn
mmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaoooooooowwwwwwwwwmmmmm
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but waitz! what’t that otter thing?
itz a terro-dactyl!! a real live terro-dactyl
(Igor has been futzing wif teh tyme machine again)
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*all three buzz over the crowd in close formation*
mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn…..
mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrooooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn…..
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……
(terro-dactils donut make much noise)
*ooohs and aaahs frum crowd*
but wait folks
what is they doing now???
all three climb high into the sky over the admiring crowd
they separate away at 120 degree angles
streamers of brilliant red, white, and blue smoke emerge
they dive towards the earth
spirallying the colored streamers into a brilliant brayde
then it’z up
the plane wif Igor starts the H
the plane wif Hans starts the tail of the Y
the terro-saur is doing a J … he’z a little shaky, but that’s wut yew can expect when you bring somewun all the way from the Late Devouring Period…
mmmmrrrooowwwrrrrrnnnnng
mmmrooowowowowwrrrnnnnnnnn…..
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yes folks, they is spelling it out in the sky over the admiring crowd
*murmurs of admiration*
murmurmurmurmurmurm
HAPPY BIRFDAY JCK4K
tehn all three of them circle it in redwhiteandblue
*more murmurs of admirationom*
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the planes buzz low over the crowd
Igor and Hans wave and salute
the planes fly off to the d’Beaker Labs Aerodrome
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umm. scyooze me. anybuddy seen the terro-dactyl?
Pd’B, wachowt fer mai Pegasi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohai, ZF, ai just saw them … GMTA awn the topic of aerial displays fer JCH4K.
but no problems wif Igor and Hans; they is gud pilots.
as for the terrodactlol, he wuz last seen headed in the direction of barbeque, chonklit cake, and other kinds of fuds.
I iz glad theyz gud pilotz, they owz mii a ride home, I haz tew go nao an prolly cant come bakk
One moar tyme:
HAPPEE BIRFDAI DAME JANET!!!!!
*sniff* must yoo go so soon? But {{{{azuberflote}}}} thank yoo fur ebreething!
Ai am so . . .ai can hardlee speek.
((((((((((Janet)))))))))))) I bakk fer abowt 5 sekikinds maor, tryne tew reed awlla teh commintz!
sheesh!
I iz glad I alreddy had my flyin skwirrlz on the grownd.
I think they mite have been terror-dactul mcnuggets if they waz still in the airs!
*shudder* {{{{{flyin skwirlz}}}}}
Er… Mr d’Beaker? Tehr is a bery BERY large chikken in mai bak garden. Ai fink maybee belongs to u?
thnx, martoonie. we needz mowr data. duz this apparent chiken have teh fethers, owr teh scales? is it about as big as a chikken, or is it about as big as teh garden? duz yew have any fuds in yer garden? (if nawt, ai think it will leave and head over to JCH4K Avenue where the fud booths are bean set up).
teh sigh N tisst awlwaiz haz himz pryoreeteez een awdur!!
Werl, it is BIG. In fact it just stuk its hed in froo teh baffroom window. Which is awn teh twelf floor ob Martoonie Manshun. And, phunny u shud menshun food, but teh feeld fulla cowz at teh end ob teh gardin, is now a feeld nawt fulla cowz. Ai wunder wehr tehy went?
uh-oh
doan wurree purfessur!! eye haz mai stunngun adn teh tiem transpawtur catchee contrapshun – well eet wekz 4 Juj Deff, sew eet shud handul a flyn lizurd../
teh juj haz 2 dew whut teh juj haz 2 dew!!
*pulls daon vysur*
heer. tek tihs…..
itz teh tikkit 4 teh byk – it am teh rentul affur awl.
iffen eye doan kum bak yew kan git teh deepawsit….
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yew ryd een wun ov cweenmj’s bubbololz 4 a wyol.
dis am noe playz 4 a Dame!!!
Ar yoo shur???? OK. Ai trust yoo know waht yoo ar doing. But pleez be careful!
Ai will werree until yoo com bak, yoo know!!
eef yew seez teh Purrfessur Pd’B… gib himz dis kontrowl.
Hii kan dyul in teh preesighs tiem 4 teh diskombobulaytur worp deebyz 2 sen teh Teerydakkytill bak 2 werevur.
Juss doan drawp it – eetz nawt inshewered!
OK !!! *staggerz a liddle* Ooof!! Itz reelee hebbee!! But ai’ll nawt drop it.
Still yoo bee careful!! Yoo haz a habbit ov thowing awl kaushun to the wind!!
Nao – where IZ he??? ‘
*goez off to find teh teh purrfessor*
*straytenz showldurz*
*tekz deeap breff*
Juss 2 mek shoor eye haz awl mai kwipmint….
Armurd helmit – chek!!
Blak shyknee soot – chek
Check – itz een teh powzt!!1
Dubbul chek – chek chek!!
E….
Eat yr wheetees!! :chek
Fill up teh botlol contayning poisondart poshun :chek
Gun for poison darts frum Pru: chek
F…
High-powered rifle: check
Italian poysun dagger: check
Jerman tank: check
K……
H-hah! dat shud be H nawt F .
ID card in case teh Poe Lees stop to chek yr Creative License. chek
JCH4K’s hankee as a good luk charm -chek
K…
Killer shark: check
Lubbly piktur uv Janet fur insperashun: chack
Monies to buy more stuffs: check
N
Kevlar:check
Longsword:check
Mail-chain:plaid
LOLZ, SHD!!!
Noo hat: chek
Odder things: chek
Petunia – just in cayse: chek
qwik fudz: chek
ramdum stuffs: chek
stuffs: chek
Tiny cheezburgerz: chek!
u…
Umbrella to use like IndianaJonesfather/SeanConnery-tartan
Veritaserum-chek
Water bottlol-chek
X-ray vision thingy:houndstooth
Yellow painted shield (to confuse the beast):check
Zephyr:to remove beast from sky:czech
Uh,purfessor?
Yur terrydactyl jus came by mai Pierogi booth.
He eeted awl teh Pierogis.
Ahnd the booth.
Ahnd teh Pierogi chef.
*EEeeeek!!!*
Quick, get in mai tank!!!!
Fanks….want sum pierogies????
Gotz any wifowt terrydactyl bitz owt ov ‘em?
yew brot teh tank????!!!
eye herd ov krowd kontrowl… butt dats nawt teh ICHC wai – shirly!!
Itz 4 terrydactyl protecshun onlee… an don’t cawl me Shirley!!
Fanks, I alwaiz wantid to sai taht!!!!
Ai told u before – do nawt call me Shirley!!
oops….gmta….but mai m wuz slower tahn ur m.
ohai everybuddy. ai got cawled away frum my pyooter at a particularly inawpss …. unipawpsish … nawt-gud time. the peirogis? and the pyerogi booth? and the pierogi chef? oh, that is nawt good.
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but, lemme see.
*lines up ginormous d’BeakerLabsLazer*
*reconfigures teh deflector dish*
*checks watch (still has watch; LCB must have been hiding frum terodactyl)*
*deflects lazer from dish, bounces off watch, triggers chayne reacshun in space-time continuuuum, calibrates for cretaceous period*
zzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppp
owie
puff of smoke
………….. is eberybuddy OK?
is the tereo’dactyl gone?
that’z good.
ai’m sure there will be no further bad side effects.
right?
right?
right?
Ummm…who am ai?
Who are u??
Wuts a lolcat????
Hello. I am new here. Why do you people insist upon speaking in such a childish way?
This is not funny.
*sits down with dazed look on face*
Oh, and by the way, that picture of the cats is photoshopped.
sry to repeet myself, but
uh.
oh.
Why in the name of all that is holy is there a guy with no clothes on in my laundry room?
*picks up ristwatch from ground*
Hay! Somebuddy losed their ristwatch! Looks shiny and very spensive. I know whut to does.
*Heads off to Losed and Finded departments to turn in ristwatch so it can be reunited wif itz riteful owner.*
Hmm, is dat teh sown ob heck freezin ober?
*frum teh mennee yrz distunz*
hai guize….???
….
guize??
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*hrz straynj splooshinnoyziz in teh swamp*
The SWAMP!!!!????
2 kwoet a sertin purrfessur:
“Uh oh!”
Izzit a mattress splooshing arownd??
*snarl* *grump* ai haetz yoo guize!! Ai haetz the whrrlled! Wai mee! Wai duaane enething nice EBBER happen to mee! Wai cant ai hav frenz laik ebree wun else!!
*ggrrrrrrr*
*stawmps oaff in a huff*
Swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
island
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain moutain
island
forest!
oh dear. we seems to have created an inversion. all these stranje behavyours and none of these peeples is interested in food or chonklit or dansin. only wun thing might be strawng enuf to lure everybuddy back
hmmm
50 gallon carboy? check
chonklit? check
martooni in greedy ants? check.
ice? check.
lab coat? check.
*clouds of fog*
*bubbling noises*
taaaa-daaaa.
ai has a tray of teh best quality chawklit martoonis, in the beautimous crystal glasses.
ai is going to hold it over here,
in the opposite direcshun frum the space-time inversion.
here, kitteehs …
if ai can lure them back, then they will return to their prevyous selfses.
Hey,I don’t know the lolcatburglar person from above,but she seems like an honest person who would never steal anything…..like tethers disguised as wristwatches.
Wut happind?? I can’t seam 2 bemember anyfing.
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Wut happind?? I can’t seam 2 bemember anyfing…
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Wut happind?? I can’t seam 3 bemember anyfing.
*stawmps bak in* *Hurls hebbee kontrowl at Purrfessor d’Beaker!!.
Heer! YOO dyul in teh preesighs tiem 4 teh diskombobulaytur worp deebyz 2 sen teh Teerydakkytill bak 2 werevur.
This iz awl yur fawlt!!! *Stawmps off in a raige!!!*
hey kittehs !!
chawklit martoonis!
over here!
just come through that inversion
in the etisoppo direction
here kittehs … cold and delishus
Ohhhh . . waht iz taht??? Teh best quality chawklit martoonis, in the beautimous crystal glasses?
*sips the chawklit martooni*
Oh! OHHH Phillipe! Is that yoo? Do yoo hav the knotroler. Pleeze – go kwicklee and save gibbocat!!! He seems to bee in the SWAMP!! An sumthing else iz there as well!!!
I don’t like chocolate.
****sips****
wha…who……
Hey,ai didn’t jus see LCB at the lost & found,did ai???
Luks rownd ’swamp’… Pleh. 2 mennee doodz wif big tayulz an 2 mennee teef!!
mebbee….
*gitz hat owt of rukkysak – cheks GPS*
gawsh dang!! dese dum dynysors doan haz sattylyts.
Muss mek a plan…
*pondurz a liddul*
……
*pondurz sum moar*
….
A messij!!!11
eye kan leeb teh messij 4 tehm 2 fynd bak in teh fewchewur..mebbeh?
iff dese treez turnz 2 cawbunz an mebbeh dymunds – den eye can skritch teh messij an it wheel B reflektid in Jannit’s Tyaruh. Teh lawng shawt mebbeh. Butt sumtink 2 trai am beddur fan niffink – eye fink..?
*stawtz skritchin breef messij in trea*
“Deer cheezpeepz, HALP!! eye am stuk een dis ugurlee swomp wif eeben ugurleer critturs wif 2 mennee teef an noe senz ov orul hyjean! iffen teh breff doan kill me teh teef prolly will. yur assistunz wud B mowzt pree C aytid. Yur humbul servunt,gibbocat. PS skewz teh straynj spellinz – eet am teh langwij cawld lolspeek – yew will luv it!!”
dat shud du teh trik….
ai has a better ideer.
*clinks glasses*
yoo-hooo … gibbocat!!
we has got martoonis at this end of the space-time continuum!
chawklit!
cum and get ‘em while they’re cold!!
there, that otta do it.
why yes, I will have another wun while we’re waiting.
nice birthday party yer having (except for the unfortunate incident with the pierogi chef)
Swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
island
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain moutain
island
forest!
*Jumps up an dwon* *tugs at sleeve ov lab coat* Purrfessor!! doo hurree. Tht mite nawt werk.. Ai dont think hee laiks the martooneez. But maybee just teh chawklit???
Yes…what a great day for a party!
**sigh** Guess it’s time to get another pierogi chef.
Annybuddy know how tu mayke pierogis??
Oar shud wee get in teh tiem macheen?? It’s rite ober there! Bai yur other stuff an trh Teuxedoo!!
*cofff koff*
agggh. mai allurjee 2 chawklit am aktin up 4 sum raisin???
eye wooden a fort dat dynysorez wud haz chawklit????
beddur moob awai frum teh smel….
In fact, there should be a law against chocolate.
Yoo hav allergiez to chawklit??? LOL!! ai wudn’t hav beleefed it!
but yoo cayme bak eneway?? Waht smell?
but luk – luk at Mary!! She duzzn’t eben laiK chawklit. Hao ar wee gonna aive hur??
Mary….come back to us!!
Go towards the lite..
Uh..ai means “go towards teh martoonies” !
Ai know!! Let’z bring in teh Pipe Orgun!!1 She wud laik taht!! Taht mite do eet??
eye hurd taht!!
hao deed eye heer dat???
*showtz*
“am dat chew May Wee????”
ekowz in teh tawl treaz – rumbulz ov beeg lumbrin fings..
Myt b Igor kum 2 reskew mii??
Mebbeh nawt!
Beddur hyd………
why yes miss O’Spoken, chocolate should be against the law. In fact, could you help me arrest this, this, this…….thing. I need the help wrestling it into submission.
*psst, get the martoonies ready*
*rummages in bag*
Hmmm… x-ray vizyun fingee???
Aw bummur. 4Got teh baddreez!!1
Yoo ar nawt reskewed yet??? Yoo ar still there? wuz taht just teh relekshun in mai tiara!!???
PHILLEEEEEEEEEEPE!!! WHERE ARE YOO!! AI DONT KNOW HAO TO WORK TEH KONTROWL!!! HALP!!!
Maweeo! yu iz gibbin mee a sad!
Mais Ouis… Mais Ouis… U dooo lyke choklit…
Heer iz sum Ladi Godiba Choklitz … Jus haz a liddel snif..
Trai 2 bemember…. I too, wuz savdid bai teh choklit…
I fink wii wuz flashy finged er sumfing.
*strips mag-lite*
here gibbo, use dese
*pix up knotrawl thingy from floor*
*clozes ayes. Pokez awl teh buttonz in radom order*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!
BOOM *lots ov smoak*
*moar rummajin*
‘Randum stuff’ – wunnur whutz in diz pakij?
Appul – from G of E
Beenstawk – 4 climin
Callefawnyuh – map ov..?
Dellykaytlee carvd tym continewum krystul – ??
Elabrayt d vice 4 teh T C K – Hmmmm???
Flint – nao dat kud b ewezful!!!
GPS – nawt ewezful!!
Hat – spayr … duh!!!1
Ideyuh…..??? Ewez teh TCK in teh deevice….. Awwwww??!!
Pooff!!!1 appeerz beehyn caod of cheezpeepz awl lukkin consernd.
“Hai guize. Wassup?”
HeloOOOOoooooo!1 Gibbocat. Can yoo heeeeeeeeer meee! Shud ai trai teh kontrawl again???? Oar can yoo tell mee waht buttonz to pooosh???
Hai Jannit. Happee burfdai agin!!
Duz yew haz teh Hovvur byk? Eye neadz eet 2 gif mai buoy teh ryd in2 taon.
BRB
O hai gibbocat!!! Waht IZ taht funnee smell??? An wai ar yoo awl wer??
Swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
island
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain moutain
island
forest!
ohai, did teh professer borked teh tyme?
Well – wet. ai men “wet.” Ai don’t think yoo ar “wer.”
But – what has happeend to Mary O’?? The last ai saw she wuz being rassled to teh ground an forced to eet sum chawklit!
Unhand me, rude person.
*pbbbt.*
*spits choklit out*
Why are you trying to poisson me? You people are acting very fishy.
Maweeo, nom teh choklit oar ai wiilz start singing abowt majik landz agin!
****gasps*****
Oh,cheezpeeps…it’s wurse dan we thot….
Will we ebber get our Mary back???
Will Purfessor Beaker ebber fix teh space time….thingy???
Will this fred ebber end???
Tune in tomorrow……..
*raises one Spock like eyebrow*
hmmm. You remind me of Lucy Pevensie.
*skeptical look on face*
*mouth firmly clamped shut*
dat maekz teh chaynj!!1
Oh yoo guise!
ai must go at wunz. We hav a tornado warning!!!
an hevee rain and lightning rite nao. We shud bee awl rite – ai think. Bak wehn it iz over!!
Uh,oh…..
***CC,please keep Janet safe,kthxbai*****
Still sunnee east uv Janet,but teh pleh weather iz hedded dis way!
Yaaaaay!!!! Teh spaise- thyme contimumomom iz fixded!!!
Welkum bak Mary O’ an Gibbo.. Yu had uz skaired!!
Teh whirld iz all rited again!!!
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Hazza mortoonie!! *cheez*
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* Raises glass— “to Dame Janet.*
yikes- stay safe, JCH4K!
yikes, Janet. Stay safe; praying for you- srsly.
OH NOOOOEEEESSS!!!!!11!1!1! NOT AWN YUR BIRFDAE!1!1!!!!!1!!
lolz. yu noes yu’v ben in west Texeses foar a lawng tyme if yu git a turnado wurning adn awr told tew fynd shelter, so yu go owt tew luk foar teh turnado.
*suddenly coming to senses by JCH4K message*.
Janet- praying for yr safety.Srsly.
Calling cween mj…. Matbee U cud put a protektiv bublol ’round Janet’s howse??
” Janet, pleez let us nowe yore OK wen its awl cleer!!!”
*pullz bublol owt uv pokkit and inflatingz it arownd Janet’s howse8
Hoep dat b helping!!
Not sure how much protektive properteez deh bubblolz hav.
You, sir. “Gibbocat”, is it?
If I infer correctly from your implication, I would be careful to watch my back if I were you. My pet alligator, Fyumi, seems to have followed you in this weird timespace continuum disruption to that swamp, and she seems to have lost her sense of humor. She noms first, and asks questions never.
She axes questions- *gulp* NEVER?!? :shock;
nawt to wrury, she haz recovered from the inversion.
I fed her sum crawfish & rubbed her belly and she be back to her ushual self. But don’t tell gibbocat; see if he’ll notice
“dat makes the change”. harumph..
Happi Birfdai Janet. I maded ewe a lol.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1287330
OMCC!! Sooo cyoot, Annipuss!!
nnipuss, sew cyoot!
* teh cween flotez in2 teh partee in her bubblol.
*Trumpets sound adn a herald advances.*
* teh herald annownses lowdlee*
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Heer Ye, Heer Ye!! Awl deh Cheezpeepz!!!
Pls 2 b attending dis annownsment!!
Miz Janet, pls 2 kum 4werd!!
*Janet advances adn lukkingz owt at deh crowd and smilingz.*
* Teh herald clearz himz throte adn sez:
This b a royal annownsingment frum CweenMJ.
*Teh herald unrollz a parchedment scroll and reeds:*
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Be it noen bai awl:
Wherefore Miz JanetCanHaz4Kittehz haz kept teh historeez uv the Cheezland 4 awl deh Cheezpeepz, so that ebberywun, even deh noobeez, b noeing deh kustumz adn deh wayz uv deh Cheezland, adn
Wherefore she haz, seflessleez adn wif truu dedikashunz, kepted alive deh storeez uv deh gratenesses uv deh Cheezpeepz; adn
Wherefore her kindnessez adn her brillyunce adn her deelitefulz sentz uv humer haz ben an inspirashun 2 hundredz upon hundredz uv Cheezpeepz,
I, CweenMJ, am onered 2 confer upon her teh title uv Dame uv teh Realm.
Henceforth, Miz JanetCanHaz4Kittenz shall be noen az Dame Janet of Cheezland adn shall haz awl deh ritez and privlijez thereuv.
*Cweenmj stepz 4werd adn presentingz Janet wif a burpul sash wif gold letteringz dat reeds “Dame Janet”. Janet prowdlee putz on the sash.
Cweenfetti fawlz on ebbrywun in Cheezland.*
٣ ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•٨∞▫*• ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж
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*Cweenmj reachingz into her pokkit adn pullingz owt a uniK orn.*
*Den cweenmj sez 2 Dame Janet:*
I has a birfday present 4 u. Dis b a majjikkle uniK orn. Sumtymez dey dansez in deh Princess Mu Medow, adn sumtymez peepz ride dem whyle dey flying frew deh ayr; and sumtymez dey like 2 b kerreed in ur pokkit.
*Handz deh majikkke unik orn to Janet*
*Takes owt big shampain bottul.*
*POP*
Oooh! Dat wuz fun.
Gotz liddul fizzeez spritzed awl over maisef!
*Giglol*
*Porez sum in deh krisstul glasses.*
Luk at awl deh prittee bubblolz. • ¤ ° Ö ░ □ • ٭ o ° +. ▒ □ ☼ ∞ ¤ ° Ö . ó ¤ ° Ö هם ۞░ ◊ ○ @ ® ☼ © ¤ ° Ö ░ □ ░□ہ°¸ Ө ¤ ° Ö ░ □ ہ° ¸ Ө ¤ ° Ö ░ □ ہ°¸ Ө. ☼ ⌂ □ ¤°Ö ░□ ☼ ⌂ □ ¤ ° Ö □ ۞☼ ░⌂ ο δ Θ □ ☼ ∞
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*Handingz glassez uv shampain owt 2 awl deh Cheezpeepz.*
Cheez!!
Tahtz a Byootiful Tribyoot to Dame Janet!
Waht pretteh bubblolz! Thanx, dropz strahbareez n2 shampane.
mmmmmmmmmmmverrehmmmmnisemmmmtickulz!
Mai vereee own UniI orn??? Ai hav awlwaiz wanted wun! Ai reelee need it nao, too!!
an wlt teh cweenfetti! Maeks it luk soooo festive!! Well – eben moar fesive tahn it awlreddee did!
An ai ar so thurstee nao! mai ai hav sum ov taht sham pain? LOL!! Teh bublols doo tikkl mai noze!
*sip sip sip* Ooooo! Taht ar SOOOO refreshing!
*sip sip sip*
U am berry welkum Janet, deer.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
O hai Janet
weeze nebber bing furmully intoadused, buts eye bee reeding all der wundersome komets der cheezepeeps makes nd eye iz finking dats you iz won ob der nicestest peeps to ebberyone so eyes got uze dis fur ur buffdate
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Happy Birthday Janet
*enters wayring an “I hart JCH4K” brite purpel t-shirt, banging a drum, and pulling a littel red waggin*
Hooray! Hooray! Happy JCH4K day!
*pulls waggin forward to show piles and piles uv luvlee golden irises wit fuzzy maroon pedals hanging down*
JCH4K, this is mah birthday gift to yoo! *grabs beeg armloads uv posies and shylee hands them to JCH4K*
Happy Birthday Janet.
I hope it’s a good one.
‘taint no wai I kin beet dis…so happi birfday!
Oh mi deer Janet,
ebberywun haz dun suches a big an speshul sellybrashun four yew……an ai cannot stay an ejoi it wiff yew four a seberal ours gotz tew goes tew werk, but ai hoeps yew enjoi yer day wiff awl ov teh wunnerful an elokwent cheezfrfenz…..ai alreddy iz in teerz an ai iz teh 23rd oar sew poster……
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yew noes jest how muches yew meen tew me…..an ai hopes dat wee hav miny miny moar yeerz ov frenship…..ai iz noawt berry elokwint tewday, but mi hart iz ful ov lov fer my deer Janet…….
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HAPPITALE BIRFDAY TEW YEW JANET ………
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ai’ll be bak ina wile …..
Happy Birthday Janet!!!
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I’m not one for great speeches, but I think what I am about to say sums up all the feelings that everyone on ICHC has for you.
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Thank You
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Hopefully everyone will understand what I mean!
and not forgetting
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Jimmba!! LOL!! Yoo ar. . .teh. . .LOL. . ai cant speek rite nao!! LOL!
OHai JANNET!!!! Ai, Martoonie, has just flown in from Berlin (IRL!) to wish u a most beyootimusly happy burfday. Ai has brotted u gummi bears an maded u mai most speshul Birfday Martoonie. Jorjj Clooney, Brad Pitt, Danyull Crayg, the YNG and Sean Connery are awl fightin ober hoo gets to carry it ober to u. While we is enjoyin DAT spectakle (an ai has mai specktakles awn to make sure ai does nawt miss enny ob it!) let me pass u a glass ob champagne so u does nawt hexpire from teh fir…. nawt second. Free cheers for our Furvest From Larst Lady ob ICHC! Janet Can Has Elebenty Billyun Cheezfrenz who all lubs her deerly!
Hip hip….
Hooray!
Hip hip….
Hooray!
Hip hip….
Hooray!
Where iz our burfdai gurl?
*Sumwun in teh crowd starts chanting:
Jaa-net! Jaa-net! Jaa-net!!!
Teh sownd gets lowder n lowder as moar n moar cheezfrenz join in:
Jaa-net!! JAA-NET!!! JAAAA-NETTT!!!1!
I hoap she did nawt faynt frum all teh eggsitemints!
Shud we call teh firemenz just in case??
Hmmm, wii mussint bovver dem fur frivliss matters – but – dis iz JANET!!! Yes! Wii muss call dem!!!1!
*dialz 911*
Hello? … plz 2 b sending firemenz. ….. Just hab dem kum down JCH4K Blvd, trew deh rownd-abowt, den down JCH4K Blvd, turning rite on JCH4K Blvd, and its deh 4th left after u passing JCH4K Blvd…… Yes, dat’s a left on JCH4K Blvd. Tell dem u kant missing it, dere b lotsa peepz dere. Fank yew.
Leeza, hao iz Weezy doing?
All 4.5 kittehs n mii sending hedbonks n lots ob lub.
Fanks Diamond Kitteh!
U must be werking hard, I haz mist seein u heer lately!
Did u see whut I putted on the last thred abowt it..? Ackshully I has to leave rite now to taek her to teh vet agin.
I hate to leeve the partee, speshully wif the firemenz on the wai… but gotta taek care uv my bebbeh.
Everyboddy haz fun!
This is shure to be a rekkord thred!
And HAPPY BIRFDAIS agin to Janet!!!
Oh!! ai am heer! ai am traying to answer as fast as ai can.! an teh therapist wuz heer fum mai mom – an mai niece wuz heer to get hur boat! So ai had to keep going away!
but ai think ar heer to stay now.
Ohai Janet, ai’m afraid teh tireds has cawt up wiv me (an teh glass ob wine ai had) an ai cannawt keep mai eyes open NE longr. I hope u is enjoyin ur birfday partee!! Ai will look in tomorrow mornin an catch up on awl teh carryins awn. So plz to make shoor dere is sum intrestin carryins awn so ai has sumfing to reed.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
honk shoo
honk shoo
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*sneeks in wif a pan of warm watters*
*slowly takes martoonie’s hand and places it in teh pan*
*sneeks back out, snikkering*
*dans dans dans dans – twerl twerl twerl – hi kik hi kik- sllllllliiiiiiip….Yeowtch!!!*
” Hello, Dewie Suuem an Howe? “
Yash, wurking hard in prepp… prarp… fur getting reddy to going awai to Coarsicah next week – fur FREE WEEKS!!!1!
Ai did see ur commint on prebious fred.
{{{{{{{{{Weezy}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{leeza-b}}}}}}}}
DK
Deer JanetCanHas4Kittehs:
(Tune: The William Tell Ovurchuur)
Happy happy Bir-hirth-day
Happy happy Bir-hirth-day
Happy happy Bir-hirth-day
HAAApyhappy Bir-hirth Day!
I only has a minit but I wanted to pop in an say what a pleshur it is to have yr ackweaintenanence – yr wun of teh sammon-an-creem of teh wurld.
Hippo Birdees, JCH4K, and may all yr cheezburgurs be condimented ones!
Egipt cald-saiz u r a copikat
(da sownd of silver bells and bamboo pipes is heard aproachin frum da east)
(Princess Mu can be ceen walking on tiny bare feet, carrying a golden chest)
(falowing 10 paces behind are the muscisons, flag barers waving purple and green silk banners, and finally her empty sedan chare with barers)
*Princess Mu pitter pats up tew Janet*
*smiles sweetly, loosens da latch on da chest*
(hunnereds ov multicolored flutterbys burst from da chest of gold)
* Princess Mu hands da chest tew Janet*
” deer Janet, ur praises hav been sung, our luv has been displayed. Ah walk heer tew u to show mi enormous respkt fur u. Please akcept fum ur humble princes, dis box ov gold filled wiff silver coins dat will nevur be depleetd. Use it n good helf an continue tew kno dayt ur luv is more valuable den awl the coins in da relm ”
* Princess Mu schmoos Janet awn da cheek*
mai yz am awl mistee – muss B sumtink 2 du wif teh wevvur…?
*Handz Gibbo a hankee.*
Must b deh pollenz in deh air.
fangz cweenmj!!
*wypz vysur ov helmit*
dats beddur!!!11
Heer Gibbo… Let me helps.. Wipez no foggie stufz on helmit vysur..
Tehre, naow teh ‘alergeez’ won’t bodder U so mush. Can U see cleerly now??
eye kan c kleerlee but mai brayn iz gawn… ♫
fanks gibbo cat.
yew saw da pritty princess piktor ah drawed wiff werds fur J4K!
heer is a happy playce.
mu
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Happy Birthday Janet!
Sorry, I can’t stay and play,
but we wanted to wish you a great day!
Ohai Janet,
ai fownd yu a pwesent foar sum OhaiTee – a speshul golden teepot, and custom crochet glubs maed by blind nuns in teh Fwensh Alps.
Happy Day!
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cwap-teh link is borked.
I’ll try again!
“Stack Cats” iz stil a palindroem.
Mai birfdey greetinz ti JCH4K kan b fownd n teh Dolurz fr Burgrz fr Kittehz thred.
any palindrome is a pal of mine!!
wen in drome du az teh palleez du…?
enny pal uv urz is a pal a mine oh!
*horse laff*
Whinnee in Rome….
Dat’s teh “mane” ideea!
oh teh punz
oh teh funz
eeben teh reelee awful wunz!!!
They’re great
at any rate
For punz we cannot wait!!
yeah
you and the palind you rome in on.
*headdesk*
ROFLMAO!!!
Happi Birfdai, JCH4K!
Ai brouted I-SKREEM!
Iz yummeh, tehre r seberal flavurz 2 chooz frum, an alsew ai brouted awl teh toppins wii cud want!
Letz PARTEE!
*hed swivvulz. eerz prik up.*
I skreem? chokklit i skreem? wif chokklit wippee kreme? and nutz? adn chokklit sprinkulz? adn chokklit syrup? Adn a cherry on top? (must b habbing deh fruutz u noez. Dat b making it nutishus.)
Oh, yes thanking yew berrry muches.
nom nom nom nom nom…….
May ur birfday breeng
U as mush happitail
As u gibs to ebberyone
Hu nose u
Happitails Birfday
Ai cannawt compeet wif da splendur uf da odder giffs, but…
Happitail Birfday JCH4K! Mai kittehs r doin da birfday danse in yur onner. It luks kinda liek da ‘ai want da fuds’ danse, akshully. But dey meen well.
Happy day to yoo!!!
Happee Birfdaee JCH4K!
Mai sistr JGee maed u som cookiez adn heer tehy r;
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292952
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292962
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292983
Der iz plentee 4 evrybudee.
Happee Birfdaee JCH4K!
Mai sistr JGee maed u som cookiez butt wierdpress eated dem
Letz trai agin;
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292952
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Der iz plentee 4 evrybudee.
Happy Birfday Janet!
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Wif much lubs
Mennee gud wishes
Awl de bestest imgreedymunts
Wii has maded u de icy creem!
Also we can has all de fixins fur de sundaes adn such fur ebberybuddy!
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Fur u, wii has fount a byootimus dish fur de icy cream, blu depreshun glass wit de scallops adn de mennee wunnermuss dawts. Fills it wit blak wawlnutz icy creem adn scups uv chokklit fudge rippel, has a spuun and njois ur dai!
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Wii lubs u!
Tornado Tuxie
Nyxi Grumpy Girl
Bug, Kake, adn Melysa
U haz bloo depresshun glass? *sigh* Dat b sooo prittee.
****Wagnerian Opera mussik plays******
HAPPY BIRFDAY JANET !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai has bringded u sum floofy porch slippers,
ahn a lubbly beverage set fer enjoying teh drinks aht sunset
on your lubbly Western Meeshigun porch.
(It haz liddul pikturs uv kittehs on teh pitcher & glasses.)
ENJOY YOUR DAY !!!!!!!!
Happee Birfdaee JCH4K!
Mai sistr JGee maed u som cookiez butt wierdpress eated dem – bofh batches
Ai maek a 3rd batch n maybee slip em in here;
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bonne anniversaire!
feliz cumpleanos!
happy birthday!
Alles gute zum Geburtstag!
Tanti auguri!
I b finking dis b wun uv deh bestest parteez eber! ebberywun b sew happee tayl 2day. Der kan b no dowt, ower deer Janet b luvd bai wun and awl!!
Happi Burfdai 2 U, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
U maek eberbuddeez nsydz feal pritteh.
Ai hope 2 git 2 neow u betteh.
U heppd em unnahstanz teh lettuhz.
Ai hav 4 u ah bawks ov pawleenz,
Field wif peconz but neo calureez!
(insert elebenty heartz heer)
Happee Birfdaee JCH4K!
Mai sistr JGee maed u som cookiez butt wierdpress eated dem – heez bein a stinkee pig todae;
Purraps WP will letz u copynpaste ur cookies if ai don pu teh http etc?
heer tehy r;
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292952
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292983
Der iz plentee 4 evrybudee.
To JCH4K: Hoppi Birfdaze tu ewe adn menny hoppi reaterns! Ai duzn’t noe ewe berry mush, but ewe muss bee wunnerful cuz sew minny peeps wishes ewe sew mush hoppiness. Ai puts on mai partty hat adn danz in ur onoar.
OHaio Janet! I brings for u this loverly gold box inscribed wif “A FREND TU ALLOL” onnit. Go ahed open it up….It be a golden tiket sos yu can travel N E wheres tu visit yor cheezfrenz . I know this is sumpthin yu has always wanted. Uv course yu must be visitin me first! Have the happiest day, you are loved.
This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and because I’ve seen a few in my day.
Ya think? Duh!
*Takes a deep breath*
BLEEN!
C eeben teh trollz cum 2 Janet’s pawtee
*gigglol*
*Squeezes through the crowd*
I has to head home fer teh weakend. I hoeps you likeded yer partee. TTFN!
Alli, please join in the birthday fun! Even I, a caretroll, do not care if the lolpic was shopped. It’s a birthday cake, and Cheez and Tofu picked it out just for JanetCanHas4Kittehz! Birthday parties are the greatest, come have a chocolate martoonie and set a spell on Janet’s front porch. She’s very friendly, and won’t bite!
Maus, ai LURVED this partee!! {{{{{Maus}}}} Thank yoo so much! Yoo an Petunia!
Yoo maek a gud pear! Ai donut know hao ai cud bee happier!
{{{JCH4K}}}
*maekin swirliiz inda durt wif liddii pink toez*
Aye aksd teh Pipchunk, adn hym haz ah fren, teh heggiipiggul, huz gotz ah cuzin en Jermanii, diz fien, beeg, porpentine….adn ennywai, teh porpentine sez dat hym gnu ah gnome, wut maeks teh majekal birfdai baux prezzies,……
and sew, Aye tole dem awl abowt house wunnerful U iz tu awl teh cheezfrenz, adn us nubeez, adn ebben the pour, mizerabul trollz. And tehn Aye splained dat Aye kneaded tu noas wut wud awlwaiz gib a smyle tu sum-wunnerful-wun hu gibbed sew mush ob herselb tu evrywun elz, adn lubbed libin en Urope….
Sew dis iz mai prezzies furr U, deer Janet…
Nawt sekkund iz spezshuliil carved wudden baux, wif kittehz frolikkin ahn teh taup, adn liddle goatz warin belz ahn teh siedz. Wehn U opin teh lid, teh baux plaiz “Porgi amor”, adn teh insiedz iz filled wif Mozart Kuglen. Iz alwaiz filled, ebberytiem U opin eet (iz teh majikulness).
Andden, tu goz wif teh lubberlii chonklits, teh gnome maed a karaft adn cordjulz ob the lubbliest Czech glaz: red. Tu maekz dis lubberlii kulor, U mus addz reel gold tu teh hawt glaz michturr. Isz liek the hart ob Janet. And tu sip frum teh Janet Hart ob Gold glazes, iz ah boddul ob “Edel Kirsch Eaux De Vie” … nawt gud furr dunkin der Kugeln, butz ful ob teh memries ob warm summur daiz unner blu skies…..
Rly?
Wut wus yur nawt sekkond clue?
Teh caption?
Ai lurv tew shop! Wher elz cood u find a kitteh w six heds, but at a spesheality shop?
Mabye at a head shop?
IC bai teh luk on ur faec u member 1968!
“If you can remember the ’60s, you weren’t there…”
What if we were born in the (mid)60’s?????
Ai wuz there,but ai wuz too liddul to remember!
Hmmmm… nope…. Duzzin cownt!!!
eef yew can steel cownt yu prolly wuznt der eefurr….
Ezakly wut DUZ com after ‘lebenty???
‘lebenty one?
Hmmmmm…. makez sense!!! Tehn wut???
den: lebenty sum…
one, two, many, lots.
I would guess lots.
OKai, lots. btw,
U cna nebber
haz 1 2
mini lotz!
OKai, lots. btw,
U cna nebber
haz 1 2
mini lotz!
….lots o’ lub?
…..lots uv land????
Ahn why mini lots?
Ai can haz mega lots??
U can haz mega lots.. I can haz lotsa dots????
heer u go!
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….!!1!!
U can never hav
one too many
lots or dots.
Evrybuddy
lykez lots
adn evr
buddy
lykez
dots…
…..
U can haz mega
LOTS adn mega
dots 2…sorta…
O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O
O O O O O O
O O O O O O
Oh noes!!! Nawt teh pixies!!!
This looks like a troll. I can tell from the absence of humour and because I’ve seen a few in my day.
Hmmmm, weez haz pixies adn trolls;
Purrhapps teh Billie Goatez Gruff wil showez up nexxt
poll dee wowl!!
Ummmm “Poll dee wow!!” ????
eye a troll poll dee wowl
an eyel eet yew 4 suppur!
(am nawt teh ‘wow’ am teh ‘wowl’ – teh ‘!!’ eetid teh ‘l’ @ nawt sekkund glanz )
“Ai’m a troll, foll de roll, an ai’ll hab u for supper”
Ai has no ideya wehr dat cums from but mai daddy used to sing it wehn ai wus a mere kittn. But…apparentlee….wehreber it cums from, gibbocat nose it too!
am teh stawree ov teh tree beeleegoetz gruff…
“Awn a bluff, awn a bluff, der libbd tree billeegoetz gruff
Liddul billeegoet, middul billeegoet, grayt beeg billegoet gruff ….
an the stawree gowz day tehy haz 2 crawz teh brij 2 git 2 teh grinnur grassis. butt unnur teh brij libbz teh ugurlee troll, hoo singz:
eyem a troll, powl dee wowl.
eyem a troll .. powl dee wowl..!!
eyem a troll .. powl dee wowl..!!!!
an eyeyull eet yew 4 suppur!!
natch teh billeegoets trik teh troll an teh grayt beeg billeegoet kiks him awfov teh brij!!
an tehy awl nommm happilee ebbur affur!!
cept 4 teh troll hoo feilz hurt an abewzd an haz 2 goe 4 cownsling…
Yay!!!
Oh yeah. Dat’s wehr it cums from. Mai poor remembery, let me show … um, wait, wut?
Adn bai teh absence of any cyoot pixlies. Teh cyoot wons all flown off tew teh choklit stadium 4 pegasi rides.
iz sposta be joke. “This looks shopped, blah, blah, blah.” iz all ober teh intarwebz…or leest i thot it was
sorries to ruin eberyone’s fun
*git owt payntbrush*
*goes to werk on Alli’s troll mask*
See, you just need a litte … more!
*stands back, tilts hed*
yes. that’ll do!
sarcasm failz teh intertubez, i is afraid. teh same thing happenz to me wenevr i postez sumfin ironikal on utoob.
Wii needs moar sarcastikal emotikonz!!! Sumfing wif a tung in itz cheek wud be nise …
it jus needz 2 bee furder up, whar MaryO duzzint liek chocklit an JCH4K iz a meenie…
I resemble that remark.
i thowt taht wuz teh poynt
zactly. obvius LOL is obvius wuz mai point 2. i fails at lol
Iz okeh. We gets it now — I fink we waz fuuled by teh non lolspeek an teh verreh carefully fitted troll mask.
Done be sad = taht’s akshully pretty gud! Teh joak is on us!!:p
Ya, is mai fallt for not usin teh lolspeek. I habent postid to ICHC in long tiem and furgots 2 spel corectlie. Ai will remebber nex tiem.
Duzznt has 2 uus lolspeek. Just *troll mask on*. Sumtymz, 2 I fink iz mohr fun 2 pretend 2 plai at being a troll or 2 plai wit dem.
U notyss hoa mennee cheezpeeps commented? Sebral comments wuz nawt abowt troll-bashing, neever. Mennee uv us has worn de troll masks fur fun – adn wii duzznt meen ne harms. I am sry if u r hurt. 
Aw Allli, doan b felin bad.
Wii sumtymz jumping 2 deh rong konklushunz adn ending up wif konkingz on ower hedz.
*handz Alli deh chokklit martoonee uv frenshipz*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!
mmm, my favits–chokklit an alacohol *klinkee*
well done,
the only thing missing was the dry…………dry………….arid even, tone of voice. but I can sooo see it now.
I apologize Alli, I didn’t get it either! That will teach me to type before I’ve read…..
Dear Janet,
it seems teh value of a persons heart may B measured by their friendships, and yours iz trooly golden.
im givin u a magikal friendship blanket made of teh sawftest yarns that can change 2 any pattern or color u desire. it can expand 2 comfort all of ur friendz @ 1 tyme if needed.
enjoy ur birthday, golden janet!
Deer Janet,
May yuu haz teh luuvlieyst ov Birfdaiys tudai;
Weez ar awl heer tuu sillibraite wif yuu becuz weez luuvs yuu soe muches;
Fanks foar awl teh nieyce fings yuu duu foar us, adn the tendre koncurn yuu haz foar eech wun ov us;
Mai presunt bees a Classykal CD Kollekshun ov awl ov yuur faborites;
liek teh “Ring Series”, awl teh Wagnur wurks, adn ebbereefing eylse yuu liekes;
(Yuu wil nebber ebber hasta buiey enny Classykakl CD’s agen!!!!!!!)
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oh, an i forgetted
happee burfday janet! yoo r wun ob nicest purrsons on teh interwebz!
burfdays be so much fun, mebbee evreeday teher can be a happee burfday thred to sayz the happee burfday to all the lolfrends, teh well-nown an teh un-nown. can nebber haz too muchez burday cakez!
3 Cattails kittehs doo teh happitails dans fur yu. Verry happi birfdai 2 u and meny happi returns!!! Hab sum caek!
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Oops! Ai tripped carreeing teh caek an it got smooshed. Mabbe it stil tastes gud?
*Liks caek off of 3 Cattails’ sleeve.*
Yummers!
Mmmmm…. Yup!!! Fanks!!!!
I savdid the bawt secund peece 4 deer Dame Janet..
Ratz!! Ov corse, it wuz nawt “bawt” caek.. U sed it wuz hoam maid!!
I ment NAWT secund piece, 2 B shur…
juss shewz whut gud hy jean yew haz – dat yew worsht yur hans B 4 handlin teh caek – butt nao kant du a fing wif tehm!!
2 troo… 2 troo…
Butt, whooz Jean???
hur am yur persnal hi jean assistunt!
O Hi Jean!
Wowzerz, Lukee me!!! I will gladlee payz her Tewsdai!
*wink wink – nudge nudge*
Foar a cheezburgr todai!
Lukz 2 mii like weirdpress wanted a byte!
*Takez liddul byte*
Tastez gud 2 mii
Cattails luks aroun tu see if enyone was wachhin. Liks floofy paw nonchallonlee an sez “Ai ments to du thet. Reely.”
HAPPY BIRFDAE TEW JANET
HAPPY BIRFDAE TEW JANET
HAPPY BIRFDAE DEEEEER JCH400000000000K
HAPPY BIRFDAE TEW JANET!!!!!!
foar JCH400000K’s birfdae, ai gibbs hur a bowkay ov fyurminz, wun foar ebbery kitteh that ownz hur!
*handz bowkay tew Janet*
*Anudder plane is herd ober hed*
*Teh pitch changes liek teh plane is slowing down*
*It looks liek teh door is opening*
*A smoke trail is seen coming from whoever jumped out*
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Whee! OK, no tiem fur cooing around. I hab to gets busy – I doan hab much tiem. Loop…down…around…up…over…loop…swoop…under…round…and round…TaaaDaaaa! I didz it! I has ritten a beeg hart in teh sky wif JCH4K in teh center! I hope she lieks it!
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Time to open my canopy and find Janet! Oof, well canopy luks gud. Oh mah, iz dat Janet in teh byootiful emerald green dress? Oh, nao dat I’z getting lower, I can see hao byootiful Janet luks todai – stunning! OK, here I cum in fur mah landing.
*pulls down on toggles and does a purrfect tip toe landing next to Janet*
*Janet still has no idea who it is under teh helmet and jumpsuit*
*Peeps help taek off teh rig and jumpsuit to reveal abeeg strong kitteh in an Armani Tuxedo*
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Janet waits patiently to find out the identity of teh skydiver / skyritter.
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*An orchestra begins to plai dramatic musik*
*Finally, teh helmet cums off to reveal that it’s Romeow!*
*shakes head to restore floofiness*
*orchestra breaks into a waltz, Romeow reaches into his tuxedo and pulls out a single red rose*
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*Bows to Janet*
May I hab dis danse?
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*Janet and Romeow waltz into teh sunset as teh musik plais on*
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Happeh Birfdai, Dame Janet ov Cheezland!
*klapz fuzzy paws, lolz wif deelyt*
ai wish ai wuz a kreeative wif mai prezzint az yu.
Bravo… Anuvver creeativ an wunnerful trib butte….
Iz findin it hard 2 kiip up wif awl ov teh festibiteez sellabratin owr Janets birf!!
Im finkin Iz lawst 5 or 6 pownds runnin roudn the thred!!
Dame Janet nd Romeow luk sew elegunt togevver!
Happy Birthday Janet!
I posted this earlier
just for your day
but, it didn’t show up
so all I can say is
here’s your birthday wish again!
Thanks for always being so kind to everyone!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292833
Well, sorry, I didn’t wait 7 minues for the second one to post! Hope you’re all having a great time! I can’t really play today-too much work!
Janet-hope you’re havin a great day!
Here goes again!
Happy birthday to Janet!
this will be the third time
to post our wish
for your special day.
this time i’ll let you add
the h two ts and a p,
colon and two back slashes.
I’m sorry to make you work to get
your greeting, just consider
it a walk to the mailbox!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1292833
Thanks, Janet for always being so kind to everyone and funny to boot!
Liddel Izzi luks rite at hoem nao! Sew cyoot!!!
Fanks DK, did you look at my other pics–im slowly gettin some on…splort warning!
Happy birfday Janet!
I’ve lurked here forever (and my lolcats is notsogood kthx), but I’ve always liked your comments.
Hope you have a good day!
willykums owt ov lurking mode, Raziya! stae owt adn play wif us foar a wyul!
Welcome!
don’t worree about yer lolspeek – glad you could drop in!
N naow sum birfdai weeshiz 4 JCH4K’s awltur eegoe, JPAQC
(*lolspeak off*) (*French on*)
Et maintenant, un chanson pour Janet Peut Avoir Quatre Chatons:
“Nous te souhaitons un joyeux anniversaire
Nos voeux de bonheur profonds et sincères
Beaucoup d’amour et une santé de fer
Un joyeux anniversaire”
“Nous te souhaitons un joyeux anniversaire
Pour que t’aies tout bon pour l’année entière
La réussite et la joie que tu espères
Un joyeux anniversaire”
(*French off*) (*lolspeak on*)
*whew*
Heerz mai giff, JCH4K:
*rapped awl n neetoe prizmat… presmat… kulor-chaynjin rappin paypur*
Wun brann-noo anteek kurlee-maypul boks wif cloizon… kloyso… purdee hand-payntid dekurashunz awn top.
N insyd da boks b uh lyftym sply uv speshul chokklit possumz wif mai oan yooneek creemee fillinz n watebbur Janet’s fayvurt flayvur iz.
Happee Happee Birfday, JCH4K!
N minnee, minne moar!
(o, n member dat frum naow awn u jess sillybraytin da annuberseree uv ur birfdai, nawt ur birfdai itsef — dat wai u nawt gettin owlder, jess beddur!!)
ohai, Aahz! kan yu lolspeek in teh fronch?
Ohai, n1ip!
Dunno, I nebber tryd. Heer goez:
Bone-jurr, froamaj-ameez! Comma tallee voo? Eskuh voo voodray dai burgerz froamaj?
Kinda looziz sumfin inna tranzlayshun…
ya wanna see a french teacher bristle?
bon jewer, juh mahpail Bubbah, come-ont-alley-vooo.
Mursee bukkitz pore la chokklitz
set horse d uvvers?
Bone bone duh bayne bayne: Quebecois lolspeek
lolz! duzzint it doo taht in teh Ingerlish, tew?
Ooohhh.. I luvz lolfronsh!!!
Ohai Aahz. Ai yewst tew sillybrayte teh annuberserees ob mai 24f birfdae (24 iz mai faborit numbur). Rand in2 a prolyum affer teh 24f annuberseree ob mai 24f birfdae, tho. Whut 2 dew, whut 2 dew? Sew Ai jest stopt habbing birfdaes!
Waol, Id lubz 2 stai n partee wif yawl, but I gotz 2 goe. I can haz figger skaytin eksibit… exubish… shoein awf tym heer inna liddul bitz. Wish me lukz, cuz I gotz 2 jumpz uh jumpz I’z nebber jumpt n mai proegum b4.
Agin, happee birfdai Janet!
Gud luk, Aahz!! (Ai don fink “Braekaleg” wud b propriet.)
Fankee, catsablanca! N noe, I doodnt borkd uh laig…
Waol, Id lubz 2 sai I gotz strayt siksiz, sept 4 2 fingz:
1. Wuz nawt mai cawmpatishun — datz nekst Frydai n Caturdai
2. I 2-feeted da landin awn mai sow-cow n coodnt spin wurf a flip (noe pun intindid, ebben doe punz b aloud heer), but bowf mai haf-flipz wuz grate, n sew wuz mai 3-jump cawmboe n mai tow-lupe/tow-lupe cawmboe
Mai coche sez himz gunna givz me sum vodka 2 mayk me cawlm daown b4 mai reel cawmpatishun
Mebbe I shood has wun uv cweenmj’z chokklit martooniez insted (wif uh cuppla shawtz uv peppurmint shnopz)! 
*Tidmum flys rownd teh korner awn her Trycikkle wiv golden streemers an ballons tied awn teh handuls …. Opens teh shopping baskitt an brings owt a GINORMOWSE bunch ov Sweet Williams ,freshly pikked frum her garden. She hands dem tew Dame Janet of Cheezland… bobbing a curtsey….* owch!! shudda got orf teh trysikkle nawt sekkund!!….*.
Tidmum pulls owt a belbet cape wiv floofy coller an beeyutimuss gold thred broydered kitteh paw prints awl ober. Eech teeneetinee stitch carries a liddle wish an a happy thought for Dame Janet.
Deer,Deer Janet. I giv yoo tehse humble gifts in honner of yor speshull day. I wish faw yoo,awl happeeness an love today, an everyday.
Fankyoo faw bein sush a wunnerful an caering fren to me,an awl teh udder cheezfrenz.
HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY DEER JANET
WE LUB YOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Lub frum Tidmum, MrT.M, Angsty wun, Boichik, Fern an Hazel xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxx Kitteh kisses an schmoos
Gah, gotz laaaate!
Can me singz in Span-eesh?
Cumpleaños Feliz
Te deseamos a ti
Cumpleaños a Janet
Cumpleaños Feliz :3
About da picz… Necoconeco!
stacked copy-and-paste matroshka cat.
So who cares?
*finalee arrives at teh partee, strate frum werk*
*seeze teh confetti, teh emtee martoonee glasses, teh streemers, and stuff…*
OH NOES! ai fergotted yer berfdae auntee Janet! ai duznt has Ne presints or nethin…
ai noes! aisle kleen up the partee stuff wile everreebuddee goze on to the next pics..
*sweep sweep, pikitup pikitup, skoop skoop……..*
*pssst* whispurrz:
kitsunerina, doan b kleening up 2 muchez. Just kinda tidee arownd deh edgez. U iz not deh last wun 2 kum heer. Dere still b moar peepz hoo will b kumming bai adn wanting 2 joyning deh partee. Dey will b wanting2 lukking at awl deh prezintz adn habbing deh nomz and deh drinkz adn seeing awl deh majikkle fingz flying adn floting arownd. ♥♥
Happie Burfdai J!
Oh hai, sry I cudnint mek it sooner—werk, u noes.
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I didnint has much time to shop fur presnints, so I has raded my gardin to brings u a nommy dinner.
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I just gonna lays out a snow-white starched tableclof here an puts on it gamma’s china & silver, wif a liddle vase of mini red roses and sum luffly gardenias fur teh aroma (’kay, I stolded teh gardenias frum teh naybers, shhhh. But efuryting else rilly frum my liddul gardin–mostly.)
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Hokay, we starts wif a rugala an spinich salad wif tosted almunds an a thyme vinigret. Fur the supe, iz creemy rosted beets wif a wee tuch of mint, served chilled wif a micro beet green garnish. (We no can haz a feesh corse, i wud not eet wut comes owt of owr lokkul pond).
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I’z not sure if u wants a meet corse, but Rosie (mah goggeh) iz eeger to provide u wif a duck fur rosting, an I iz reddy wif a rosemary & gote cheez risotto stuffing (no, we didnint growed teh risotto, but teh gote chz is lokkul). Eeder way, we brings out sum fresh spring peez wif a dill & budder saws, an bebe taters rosted wif rosemary an bebe fennel.
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An fur dessert, homemade hole vanilla & stawberree eyes creems. (’kay, I buyed the vanilla, but iz rly gud stuf.)
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Eye hopes u likes it…i wudda made corn, or nommy punkin breds, or a waddermelon salid, but dey’s not riped yet.
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*Phew* Dat were hard werk, but u deserves it! No, doan get up, u just rilax–Rosie r heer to likk teh plates kleen, den I jest puts dem bak in the cubburd. U jus go on an enjoy teh rest of ur Burfday!!!!
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HAPPY BURFDAY, JANET OF TEH MENY KITTEHS!!!
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Thankumz!! Aye comz hoom frum lawng dai atz werk wif ah sad cawz Aye noed Aye mist teh partii, adn cud onlii moast hoepz fur maelted isykreeme, maibii…dn U haz maed ah FEAST!!!!! Spring peas!! JCH4K haz teh bestest frenz in ollah teh whirld! Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, beetz! nom, nom, oooooh, taterz tu,,, splush, hed nawt sekkund onto plaet ,nom zzzzzzzzzz
oooohh, jus wate… parti nawt over until da firewerks startz!
an uv corse, den u needz da firemenz…
Ooooh firewrks! This jus keep gittin bettr!
*Pulls up loln chair fur front role seet.*
Wee shud hab birfday sillybrashauns ebbery day!
*Luks ober shoulder 2 sea if firemenz has arrived yet…*
Oh Flartus! Wat u hab dun iz amazing!
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I hab onwee bean able to “drop” in once todai to do sum skydibing / skyritting, and then hab a lubbly danse with Teh Grand Dame of Cheezland.
Ware duz u lib to hab such a lubble garden? I appreciate Rosie’s effort on the duckee, butts, I wud stick to ur garden fare. It has nommee written awl ober it.
I hab a lemon on mah tree, and I cud bring ur some iced tea wif lemon or mint?
*psst – I putted a beeg boddle ov smoove red wine unner ur table in case teh iced tea is nawt to ur liking.
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*whispers*
IRL, I wud almoss kill fur a nom liek dat!
I’m sure Janet iz gonna be SO Happeh!
Well dun {{{{{Flartus}}}}}
I haz teh luckee, ‘cuz I libs wif a cook, an she maked us minted pea supe to DAH fur! We is in teh middul of teh Norf Caroleyena, which haz a nice wethur, but not so nice durts (unless u wants to mek sum potterees). I’z glad u likes my liddul spring surprize. IRL, u wud get abowt a duzin pees, an a tabulspoon of beet supe, but we haz teh fun in owr liddule 1/4 acre! We’z trying corms dis yeer…not so grate, akshully, mebbe next yeer will be beddur. I’z brings sum waddermeluns lader if they grows!
oooh
wow
it’z the next morning, IRL here in YourUp, and ai has just had teh brekfast, so am nawt hungry, or shudn’t be …. but oh my wurd that feast sounds good. am ai hungry? yep, ai am now.
hoo karez if it aer janaet’s burfdai…dis r a cite 4 kahmentz uhbout KITTEHs!!!!!
Yeah!!1! Ai fink teh firwerks haz started!!1!
LOL!
Dis iz a parti dat haz bin planneded foar WEEKZ, Sew donut bee a spoylspoart, kthxbai.
It seems pretty obvious that quite a lot of people care that it’s Janet’s birfday and spent a lot of time and effort showing it.
We get that *u* don’t care that it’s her birfday. How very sad for u that feel u have to complain about people celebrating a kind and wonderful person. U sound like a vry unhappy person. If you cared to hang out here and get to know us, u might find something to be happy about.
And BTW, if u insist that this site is for posting comments about kittehs but u post complaints about other comments instead then it appears that, according to ur own definition, ur doing it rong.
heer heer
Yay!! Eye gnu ther wood bee firewerks! Izzat teh firemenz ai sea comin?
por, sad, liddle troll.. Ayez gessin dat noewun ebber wuz happi dat U war bjorn, ennymoar tahn U du…huh?
akshoolee, “little troll” (watevur dat meenz), lotza peepull kare dat i wuz bjorn…but i do naht kneed dem too leev mee kahmentz on teh webcite uhbout kittehs
i do naht kno dis jannit laydee, so wi shood i karez??? shee must b pritee uhmayzing…
an if i newz hur in purson, i wood tell hur haappez birfday
We caer- berree mush. So Tehre!
Happy Happy Birthday to you, dear Janet.
I lay one perfect red rose at your feet. You are the purrfect cheezfren. Live long, healthy and my all your fondest wishes prosper.
*shakes head*
*wipes eyes*
oh, ai had the strangest dream. ai wuz at a big party at ICHC, and had to help wif a terrodactl that Igor brought frum the Cretashus period to help wif teh skywriting fer JCH4K’s birfday party.
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Then a terrible inversion happened. Nawt just the time inversion, but inversion of teh mowst basic prawperties of teh universe. JanetNoYouCannotHasAnyKittehsDonutAskMeAgain wuz bean all mean and bad-tempurred. She wuz particularly mean to the LolCatBenefactor, who wuz just trying to help peeple by returning things — speshilly valuable shiny things — they had lawst. And MaisNon wuz cumplaining about teh silly spellings and (oh, ai almost cannot say it) did nawt like chawklit. And gibbocat wuz lawst in a swamp, and snuffly things wif bad intenshuns wuz nosing about. And Some1inParticular wuz singing a sinster sawng about swamps and mountains….. oh, and there wuz more.
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But about that time, ai had to leaves my office (and my connecshun to the intertubes) and couldn’t get back till now.
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N-E-way, it was a scary dream. Ai is glad to be awake now. Gud thing that nuthing like that could reeeely happen. It wuz all a dreem. right?
right?
right?
Uh, yeh … yeh, datz da tikit…
U goe bak 2 sleapz naow…
Oh mai gourd – Bobby Ewing just walked owta teh showr!
Here, do something useful. Sign this:
*hands over clip board with pet ition regarding raising the legal age for the imbibing of chocolate*
Dere’s medication fur dat kinda irk.
/snurts and runs
*ahem*
(in French accent) you may be excused, (although there really is no excuse for all that snurting)
iz da kat at da top reel?
No… only the bottom 2 cats are real. The rest is photoshopped… hence the captions: “Adobe called, they revoked your photoshop license”