too late, am already on alert. approx 90 mi west on mai pos. is a lake. Possum Kingdom Lake (no I’m not making that up). dey’re ebber were

ashes tu ashes, dust tu dust,
if teh miseries doant getcha
the mint juleps wif teh purrsimon sap in-em must……

Deputy Dawg

Jerry Clower and Green Persimmio Wine
you’ll wet’chur britches giggling.

Jerry Clower! Win!!1!

“U steel up dere?”
“Yeh, I steel up heer”
“Iz dere uh coon up dere n dat tree?”
“Noe, deyz uh bawbcat up heer”
“Waol, wataya wawnt me 2 doo bowt it?”
“Shewt up heer mongst us n putz wun uv us at eez!”

(I noez itz nawt possumz, but it b funnee n it minshunz uh cat)

y pd’b, u b a verrit tible cess pool uv imform
ashun.

Ah d’Beaker’z duzzin,
taht wud, lol,
b tu teh thurteenth
powur, possumblis?
(eww, wut wine
wud u hav wif
possumz?)

the wine? depends on what the possums are havin’ fer dinner.

Hummm, u iz sew rite!
Ai tink, wif Mi Kittehs
Fud, tehy wud lyk
Purrsmmon wine!
(sum possumz dew
playz whale wif
kittehs, btu nawt
thoz ahn mai frunt
porch. (sp)(4ucb)(giglol)

snert!!

snif!