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Epic Early-Riser Fail!
OMG, tihs poor kitteh luks teh wai I felt tihs morning…
Comsnoozulayshunz awn FFL Tye, Maus an lolnascar! An Maus in teh leed as uzhyoowal. How bowt “Wake Up Lil Suzie” fer songin?
I felt liek dis tu! Had straynj dreem…wen tym tu wayk up mah braynz had tu reboot n reinstall awlmost!
Dis teh way ai feels EBREE morning. Fank CC fur teh erlee birds wot makes teh cawfee n noms fur uz sleepee heds!
Conga-Cat-Yoo-Lay-Shuns fur ur FFL post Maus! It Nashunul Donut Dai. Wuld u liek sum donuts n kawfee fur Selleebrayshun?
Ohai Patrick! Donutz an cawfee goze gud wif mai song, Ifinksoyes? Letz get it awl reddee fer teh sleepyheds, k?
*orf tew kitchen fer hyooj cawfeemaker*
*returnz wif verree larje spresso mayker, creem, burbon-flavur wippy-creem, shoogre, splenda,ekwal, etc etc; donuts of asl kinds tew:*
Allready cooked wunz
Booberry donutz
Chawklit chawklit-frosted wunz
Doniutz, playne
E…
asl duzz nawt= Aitalyun as Sekkund Language. Asl=awl
eesy baek oven wuns
frosted wuns
grain (multi) wuns
HAWT wunz!
Issed wunz wif da glaze stuffs
Joonipur wunz fur da gin lubbers
K?
Hawt Cross Donutz
Igloo-shaypded wunz
Jerman chawklit wunz
Klingon donutz (ware’d taht com frum
:?: 
L….
Klingonz lyke prune dohnuttz!
An u noez tihs becawz….?
prune juice…..a warrior’s drink
Ok, wii duzznt want tew get awn Worf’s bad syde, sew wii haz plenty of prune fingz
would Worf drink Dr. Pepper I wonder, according to ledgend one of the natural flavors is prune juice. At least that’s the excuse I use.
Lemon
Mushmalloh filled
Nutz onna coughee kayke wunz
coughee kayke?
DO NOT WANT!
coughee caek– teh kitteh yurkded up WUT awn it????
wutever it iz… i’d muchly rawther haz wun of ur famuss gyant chawklit caeks, ZF!
Shhhh, leeve mii alown, Leeza– I’z a bakin fool agin– gotta get itawl reddy B4, coz cant stai lawng at partee!
Whupps, sorri deednt luk at it dat wai. How bout sum wit nuts mixeded inn wit cinamom an icing?
elf wawning:
tihs skwirrl mai kontayn knutz…..
Ai knoes whar ‘klingons’ come frum! Do not want! Pleh!
(klingons = dingleberries = ‘leftovers’ from litterbox trip)
leengunbeery filled wuns
majik sprnkle wuns
nutty wuns
Orange icing…..
Peanut covered…..
Quince filled…..
R…
Rownd wunz (duh)
Sprinklez wunz
Toasted donutz
Untoasted wunz
Verree toasted wunz (fyre!! fyre!!)
W…
Wavy ones….
Xtra-frosting ones>>>>
Yummy ones….
Zebra-iced ones.
Kan Ai haz a crooller (oar 2)?
I wuv donutz but thei so bad fer u!
Congratulashuns Maus and lolnascar. You want sum extra hours of sleep befor we start teh party?
yesh!
mumvblulolmumbololmumblezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. oh wait, mebee i shud do dis wun lasts time?
speekin of the NB wich is, of course, at JCH4K’s palatial estate:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You are cordialolly invited
…………….to the birfdae celebrashunz of our b’lovd fren & raining Monarch
(izzit raining cats & goggies everywhere todae, oar just over my hed?)
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JCH4K~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ 12 noon EMT (easternMarytime)
……………..Formal attire is rekwired (becuz i feel like dressin up)
……………………………………..BYOBBQ*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
FAQ: yes, you can has ice cweem & caek if u brings a prezzie.
12 noon EMT =6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
*bekuz yu duzn’t wanna eet teh BBQ dat Igor is bringing. Trust me on disH.
Um, 1 small question… where is Janet’s palatial estate?
right down JCH4K Blvd. , counterclokwize around teh roundabout, take the JCH4K exit, drive down JCH4K Blvd past d’Beaker Labs ( which, if Igor left teh gate open) will prolly chase yr tires; dem goggies ain’t so brite) past the Princess Mu Meadow, When you get to a fork in the road, take it.
If you get to teh Cliffs o Insanitee, you’ve gone toooooo far.
or maybee, just far enuf!
I haz a vacashun haom at teh Cliffs… sumtimes itz nice to get awai..
i can has teh time shairz?
yew can haz teh lawn chers..;)
Dat sownds like a gud idea!
Spayce is at a preemiyum at the Cliffs.
Not a lot of vacansees… peepls are always finding teher way here sumhow! More and more alla tiem!
I wanna BAR shair
Skewz eye!! ♫
Oooops saweee!
Doan wurree - teh liddul bit ov gaffur taep shud fix dat!
Shii prolly woant nead dat noet N E wai!!1?
*Huff puff grunt weez*
eyem gettin 2 ole 4 dis gaem!
Daon a bit yur end, Mr Last!! ♪
Dat shud doo it!
*pant pant*
Juss eenflayt teh innurtoob 4 hur 2 sit awn… plug eet in2 teh belloez an den in2 teh mowf orgun an den teh kazoo, an leaf teh ress 2 miss May Wee.
Shii am Mistriss ov teh Innurtoobz!!
.
Miss May Weeee!!!!
Yur Pie Paw Gun am reddee 4 yur reesytul !!1
.
*wunderz awf wif Mr Last*
Nyz jawb awn teh cawbord replika Alburt Haul, Mr Last!!
Eye C der am kwyt teh awdyenz awreddee..?
Whut? Oh?! Dem am libbin heer??
An yur feidin tehm teh rimayndurd stok ov teh Kittelishus???!!
Gud finkin!! eet wuz tekkin up a lawt ov rume in teh Tybooteek!
Well eye hoepz dey liek teh mewsikz…
.
Nao, bowt dat dilibburee ov teh kitteh fayzd lawleepawps………………
Naw!!1 Doan wurree bowt teh flavr!!!1
eye haz discubburd dat teh ‘nawt sew rillee bleugh flavr’ am gud 4 suppressin teh Splortz. Sew wii neadz estra 4 teh CCC.
Nex furrzdai?
Gud…….
Kthxbai
[we join the choir rehearsal in progress]
Mary 0: okays, letz do dis once moar wif FEELINES!
we wants Janitt to enjoy this!!
.
Tenorz sing way too loud cuss dey tryin to outsing each otter(dey luvs to heer demselfs; ’struth)
Sopranos warbull wif vibratoes wide enuf engulf small animules.
Altos luk smug, kuz dey noes dere parts & everybodyelses parts.
Basses are asleep.
*director Mary 0 gives the ‘crosseyedareyoucrazy?!’ look at teh motley crew thus making the weird little frown line over rite eye deeper*
*left eye starts that annoying twitchy thing, again*
*decides to pull out the Big Guns to get dere attenshun*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wpn7xyzUqg&feature=related
*sssssssssszzzzzzzzzzZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
*POW!!!!!!!!!!!*
.
*silence*
uh ohes.
wow. dat wuz lowd!
.
*shakes hed, tryin to figger owt wai mah eers ar still ringink*
we has overlorded teh circus, er circuitz.
Wot we needs is Igor’z generatorTesslacoilTheramin combo to hook up teh pipeorgun (”pie paw gun” in tekkie speekie)
*luks around*
hmmm. no sighn o’ Igor.
wot to do, wot to do…
*wringing o hands*
runz to d’Beaker Labs (teh bldg, nawt teh goggies), rummages fru stowage closet in teh Sonic Reserch Centre.
Ah, heer itis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0d_djGB1bQ
ohnooooooooooooooes! teh possums nokked ober teh tabul, so dey jus has to sing teh last line for you
dey warms up wif a lil falalala, den:
HAAPPEEEEEE BIRFDAE, TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/?s=falala
Izzit BBQ’d mausie ?????
Think it mite be lefobbers frum lab..
Beddur nawt be, or else JCH4K not gets her serprizeses…
courz nawt. is pinnygig, prolly. Igor bin reeding a Prubian cukbuk.
I think he’s bin improvisin, dough, subtitootin road kill. I wish Pd’B hadn’t metioned the armadilla wif crema yesterday…i woodent eat any dessert from Igor, eeter.
well, dat thot jes put me orf mah feed! Hoeps I gits it bak befoar teh big partai!!!
sowy. just don’t eet ANYTHING brotted by Igor. Wear sumfin wif pokkits for discrete hiding so his feelings wont get hurted. He’s a sensitif fella.
sho nuff!! am nawt wyz 2 aggurvayt Igor!!
noe waiz!!1
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haoz teh Pie paw gun, Ms May Wee?
Sawree bowt teh takkee barnish awn teh domynoes.. ahem - eye meen keez!!
Mr Last wuz in teh hurree 2 finnnish an wontid it 2 luk sparklee 4 yew. Mebbeh a tuch 2 much??
Leaf em 4 teh minnit an shud B fyn ( eye hoepz ) *fingurz crawst*
Plai yur hart owt..?
Brek a legg..?
Whut duz yew sai 2 teh orgnizt?? “Blow a valve”??
crack a bellows?
break a stop?
bend a pipe?
I dunno
LOL!!! To AWL ov teh abov. . .ai cant type - ai’m laffin too hard~~:D
*tips hat, hand over heart*
(plummy voice) I live to serve madam.
prolly “pull out all teh stops” wood jest about cover eberythign.
ummmm whutz wud dat beez in montain tyme?
momcat
*the distant buzzing sound is getting louder*
*like a large fly trying to get out a summertime window*
whutz Igor bin nommin dis tiem???