DIET DIARY, DAY 2:

DIET DIARY, DAY 2: i felled off tha waggon
mebbeh u needz weight watcher kitteh 2 halp u.
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DIET DIARY, DAY 2: i felled off tha waggon
mebbeh u needz weight watcher kitteh 2 halp u.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: aaron77
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Kitteh needs a new axel?
Conga ratz 2 yew Raziya!!! Egg salad nawt-furst com mint. purrhapz I shudn’t b menshuning fudz like dat.
R u up 4 enny moar sillybrating? oar haz deh birfday partee wringed u owt?
*handz Raziya a chokklit martoonee.*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!
no choklit martoonie foar mee, fanks. ai haz a choklit shayk!
we can has wun wiffout alkeehaul!!
anover lol!
h t t p : / /
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1294280
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1294280
Ai hope this maeks it eezie-er!!
Janet!!! R U in teh tornado sellar??? R U OK???
Wii haz bin holdin owr bref till U came bak!
yew am bak frum teh depfz ov teh cellur???
{{{jannit}}}
Ohai, ai seme tu hab mist da hole pardy. ai wuz brung ox hill airy chonklit pabloba wif rasperriez nd nai 2 kalicoz hoo hab dere birfday dis weke tu. Maost ub yu iz awlredy gawn hoam oar bak tu wrk . Wel, {{{{{Janet}}}}}, wair ebur yu ar hapi birfdai .
Ai se b lo Amanda duz nawt liek awl owr pursnul ekschanjez. Maibe she b lawng sum plais els? Nawt tu be un hopsipital oar ennyfing. Ai fink iz muxh funz b cuming frenz wif eech uvvurz.
Yesh, Gma, frends bees veree guud; weez luuvs eech uvver;
♥♥
I b finking it b deh personal exchangez that b making dis plais sew much funz. It b like a neverending partee wif awl yer bestest frenz. deh funnee commintz r gud, but getting 2 noeing ee chudder iz wut makingz dis plais spesshull.
Wif apologeez tew T. S. Eliot, Andrew Lloyd Webber nd Rum Tum Tugger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGe9-LM6wnQ
The Cheez Frenz are some friendly cats
And there isn’t any need for you to doubt it
For we will do
As we do do
And there’s no doing anything about it.
BTW, my Momcat wuz frends wif teh Dadcat of Terrence Mann, RTT n dis video nd teh orijinal RTT awn Broadway. Ai meeted himz nd he singed dis sawng fur me. Wi hadd owr picshur taeken togevver, but unfortoonatlee, he wuzzint n cawstume. Still…….
are y’all from around Manteo?
Hai Dan……Ai’m frum teh Pinellas County side of Tampa Bay in Florida (awl mai laif). Waht maeks u aks?
Terence Mann, supposedly he either is from around the area or he just started in theatre at Lost Colony in Manteo NC. It’s been a long time and memory fades.
TY! It alwayz tiem to celebrate!
lol! luv it!
HAPPY BIRFDAE, JANET!1!1!11!
yes, happy b-day janet. i sorry i misst the fizz-divvy-tees, but is a very busy day in teh lab
happy birfdai frum me tuu, janet ub teh foar kittehz!!! an frum teh Koko-kitteh tuu! Duz yu remembember teh Koko-kitteh frum sum munfs ago, hu yuzd tu lib onna raylwai brij neer mai offiss? wel she haz a bebbeh! Himz a kyootie!
Thank yoo awl above fur teh birthday wishes! It waz a troolee amazing day!
But yoo can still see the fizz-divvy-tees! Prof d’Beaker an gibbocat were in top form - az were so menee otters!! Ai wuz. . .no werds fur waht ai wuz!
But moe - ov KORSE ai remember the kitteh awn gthe raylwai brij! ai’m so glad to heer she’s just fine - an wif a cyoot babee. AWwwww!!
fell, or leaped?
i finking wii awl leapinged orf deh wagon wif awl deh birfday cake, i skreem, etc. on deh uzzer fred. BLARG. I r ded frum stuffing maisef.
theeen you probably don’t want any of these chocolate covered gummi-bears I’ve found. yes?
*rayzez hed adn opunz wun eye. *
*opunz uzzer eye. *
*opunz bof eyezez at wunst.*
well, mebbe just wun.
nom.
anuzzer? fankz
nom.
Moar plz?
it’s waffer thin.
beware Mr. Creosote!
sry, i cudden eet jus wun!!!
ohai Lil Nip, how wuz yr misshun? good ai hopes
it wuz gud! ai gotz tew feedz lotsa liddlol hungry kiddlets! yu kan reed awl abowt it awn teh yahoo syte.
No 1! U r back! I wuz cummin too pestur u furr info bowt ur misshun twip!! Butt
I see where to go now!
Tank u furr teh wunnurfull comment u made on mah blog! Dat wuz verreh kind
ub u.
<3
Sew goez teh storee uv mai lief.
Mee 2 liekwyze!
nd he wuz doin so well
Teh priez!!! Aiz trineta find teh priez!!!
(munchmunchmunchmunchmunch)
Fownd it!
*burp*
Izzit a rael priez? or jussa nutter tat or stiker?
Nawt shoor, akshullee — but it wuz taystee.
ware is teh secret prize insyde?
you must have just posted it…….. i wuz dere earlier and it wuzznt there
Exibitionist kitteh……shows her stuff!
an hur fluff!!
whut teh kyoot butt!! 1
Do ai see caliko spotz? Wish ai cud see teh rest ov hur!
Duz u styll has teh calikko bebbe frum yesserday??
Ob coarse ai do!
Ai lubs hur.
Ai’m gonna b teh Crazee Kitteh Lady, but all mai kittehs r gonna b Calikoes!
Ai onlee has one calikko…she is teh beestliest uv mai 4 kittehs.
She can do teh KYOOT bestest uv awl,tho!
Hai eek,
Sawree eye didun git teh chanz 2 reespawnd 2 yur matriss een teh swomp commint. wuz teh nyz duglis adumz ‘win-sum’ commint.
eye wuz axed 2 dror taht stawree sum yerz bak.
mennee gud fun tingz he meks in himz stawreez ( sadlleee mist!! ).
**sigh***….yesh ,iz weird to fink ter wyll be no moar D.A.storees…..
( Ai am glad you caught teh ref!)
Oh noez kitteh, binge eating ar not a gud ting
Fell, adn tehn dat wikked box o cheez crunchies attacked! Adn is eetin u up! O help!
SJP kitteh is trying on a nu hat
ULTIMATE NOM!
EXTREEEM NOM!!
Fearless Freep?
Packaging Engineer… Fail!
“ah swairz ah wuz attakt bai ur bawks of krakurz and hadz ta eets mah wai to saefteh”
In Soviet Russia, Cereal eets U!
LOL! dis nebbr getz old! an aym nawt beein feseesh…fuskish…fasheesh…smarty-pansd!
frenz dont let frenz put their head ib cereal boxes…