Drunk kitteh is drunk.
Drunk kitteh is drunk.
wut? i had a sadz nd got rid of it.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: shadows
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Frendz doan let bebbeh kittehz into teh alkehawl. Tsk!
Hez not drunk, hez tippy
himz cant focus himz eyez. oar co-oarden ate himz legz
…an hez also a repeetz. “I fart in your general direction” was last caption on this pic. What’s with the re-dos?
I guess after a week of subbing at an Animal Shelter, I have no sense of humor. Too many puppers and kittehs gone in one week, gone not to good homes, but to the E-room and then the incinerator. I have a sad.
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Iz bad tymes for teh animals……teh economy hits dem,too.
Takle glomp huggle*
ish gunna be okays, just.. nawt right naw k?
i feels sorry for u ……be well soon!
fishykitty
iyt wil staiy wif me foar awhil
Sad timez.
concatz nightshayde awn teh FFL.
sumbuddee spill der martoonee in himz gushifudz??
“hello, my name is tabby, and I am a (hic) … I am a (hic) … … … I AM A (hic) … oh, just pass me that bottle.”
I ar tiny but feroshus, fear meh
yu is nawt to bee frred. yu is to be snorgled.
Congrduadulashuns on yur nawt secound! you wud be wantin drinkies an danceses? Itz Friesday!
Wher be everybodiez? Still atta workz?
Yup - at werk… but abowt to go to (late) lunch & run some errandz. Ai will be bak in a bit!
fink dey awl wur pardying nd den went hoam oar bak tu wurk. sry tu hab mist dem.
But, b hapee, teh partee iz awlwaiz dere 4 u!
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Ai finkz mebbe a kawfee-flavured iskreem shaek and sum friez, plz. Az fur a dans….. hmmmm…. ai will leev it up to yew.
ai kuddint make it, but i readed it…mutch phun foar evveryun! Ai hopez mai gushifood patay waz delibbered awn time. Nd I sent sum purdy dawts fur a prezzie……… . . . .. . … … Luk! moar dawts! …. . . . . . . . ………
o deer…dis was spozed to be unner anuvver commint
can do you up a fresh mint shake (hog n dots) I lurned wurkin at hotel kitchen.
Ohai, pikshur iz dorabul nd commintz ar fyn. sins Amanda awn prevyus fred sez she nawt liekz owr pursnul ekschanj commintz Ai wil sai ai du nawt speshly liek dis kiend ub commint oar capshun dat staitz tu obvyus. Ai finf we can du beddur. Ai wuz tu clas nd arunz nd mist Janet’s pardy. Wil hab tu go bak nd ketchup. Ai wuz brang sum ox hill airy chonklit pabloba bcuz ai new it wud be awl et up berry sune. wif rasperriez. nd mai 2 kalikoz hoo hab dere birfdai tu:)
Jannits pawtee am teh toe tally rekkymendid reedin!!
Sew mush lubz an happytailz.
enjoi!! shaem yew hadz teh classiz - butt edewmakayshum am eempawtunt.
Reel drunkz iz nawt reel funneh r funz!
Yuh huh!
troo dat!
I never understood what the humour was supposed to be in the captions that were xxx cat does/is x (or xing), like the one that won the Jones Soda caption contest - Indecent exposure kitty indecently exposes. Is this some very inside joke or obscure literary or film reference? Not critisizing - just asking. I noticed that one of the “rules” on the voting page criteria was that the caption should be funny to a broad group of people, but I just don’t get it. Maybe I am not broad enough! Any explanation would be appreciated - always happy to learn something new.
Iz nawt funny fur any reel reason, is just funny. Might as wel axe why Adam Sandler is funny.
haha…to clarify Maryland’s answer…it’s just another brand of humor.. i for
one, enjoy it, but my girlfriend not so much..though she does thinks some
of the pictures are funny..
Just up to ya what kinda humor u lykz.
I don’t really know the history on it, but I find it rather funny. For me it’s the cadence of the words, and the pointing out of the obvious. It really shouldn’t sound as clever, but it does. Doesn’t matter how many times or different ways it is said. I have no idea why, beyond that.
did kitteh has tu mush martoonies at teh JCH4bazillionK’s birfday partee????
yesh. he schure did. an ai hadsh teh margreetash. tehy wash grate.
yups!! an teh jimmba helped!! iffun jimmba had a kitteh-a-like at the mooment, thissud be it!!
I haz needz ta balanz teh pinkee tongue wif ma fut
an dis is how ai reeches teh canopener wen teh hyoomins iznt home.
Kitteh hadz afu 2 menny at Janet’s pawrty!
kitteh sez:
dis mai impresshun uv goggee…
yu lyke?
yesh…it bee gud impressun uv minni goggies ai hab knowd.
poifect!!!1!
BTW, ai gots mai magne…magent…my los words data stix to medal surfisaz todai. So ai can leevs messages fur mai Leo and mai Schatzie when ai goes to werks.
poifect impresshun!! mai goggie Cocoa duz that alwayz.
I haz a sad. Drunk stuf nawt funnie. Manie hoomins hurt a lot frum drunk. Bebbe hoomins haf too much drunk in theer tinie lives.
But bebbe kitteh iz verry kyoot tho…
U r rite, spiffmom…cheezfrenz doan’t meen to belittle de sichu-ayshon IRL…jus to hab some happitayls wif funnee pikcher ub liddle biddy kitteh. {{{{spiffmom}}}}
*grumble* I maded yu a lolpic wif diz kitteh, but weirdpress eated it. Ai try agin
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1295640
i wuz empayshunt kitteh…weirdpress nawt sew weird as ai thot
luv ur lolpic, dejamew! its a beddar capshun.
MUCH bedderer !!
Its a GRATE capshun!!
Ai liek dis wun beddur tu {{{{{deja mew}}}}} wun dese daiz ai lurn tu maik lolpik?
I loveded tha LOLbebbe!!1! It IZ so much bettter than furst won. Thanx thanx thanx!
{{{DejaMew}}}
here’z a lolpic jus fur yu, spiffmom (hope it werks dis tyme…i tooked off the furst part ub de linky (de “http://” part) )
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1295640
my wee wee, let me show you it.
ewwwwwww no~!!!!!!
dat remark resembulls mai ‘larm klok dis mornin.
*beep beep beep- @6:15am* *ai opens mai bleeree aize* *teh kitteh is sittin awn mai sisters pantz wif dat unfokussed luuk* *my aize klose* *open! aize* “KAT! yu is soooooooo ded! aim nawt gonna feed yu wen yu pee awn stuff!* (dis is teh problem wif old kittehs an incontinent bladders) *after puttin teh kitteh owtside an yellin at him thurally, ai kalms down enuff to feed him an himz sister- whu peed awn mai bed yesterdae to wake me up*
oh yu por fing! ai hates teh curs of teh incomtenant kittehs…
tehyre nawt even mai kittehs- tehyre mai parints kittehs (ai moved home fore the summer- an mai sister an ai has to fite over whu sleeps onna flore an mai stuff finalee got moved to teh basemint ware it belongs (teh basemint fludded rite b4 ai moved home).. an now ai wakes up to peein kittehs… iz ben a lawng week.
basement cat gets hoomans too?
yep, but teyre moar lyke teenage male zombee hyoomens… nawt so gud fore werkin in the mornin.
sumtiemz dey cant heop it but sum, liek mai Kinsey duz it awn purpus wen she mad abowt sumfing. nawt enuf tiem awn maom’s lap oar sumfing liek dat. at leest she slepez in hur own rume nd dunt du nawtines awl ober teh hoawse.
Ai havs a pompuppeh naimd Buster huu beez fore teen adn havz teh K9 Cognitive dys funkshun. Cawzez himz 2 4git ebberythin. Laik puupin–wawks arown puupin adn duznt eben noes. 2dai him wawkt N2 door facin adn tryd 2 keep on wawkin. Thot himz wus openin bedrum dore. Spose “redirected” himz. U kin laf or u kin cry. Nawt redii 2 let himz go yet, but gonna hab2 get sum kinda diper oar sumfin.
Iz so sad wen dey getz owld nd haz problumz liek dis.
Bobblol hedded kitteh iz bobbloln!