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bwavo (clappity clappity)
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Sumbunny is werry hoppee fur yu!
mr. tinycarrot turns opera critic?
Leopold?
Stokowski?
stagehanddan – may ai pleez uze yur staj heer fur just a minnit?
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An cud yoo pleez put taht spotlite awn mee??? Thanks.
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Deer Ebreewun! It will taek me DAYZ to thank ebreewun fur taht most amazing and .wunnderful birfday party. Nebber in mai laif hav ai scene teh laik ov it.
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. Ai wuz so bizzy reeding ebreething (an turning off teh pewter cuz ov teh storm, an tawking to awl teh peeple hoo called, an awl teh peeple hoo dropt in – an so awn) taht ai cudn’t eben maek a DENT in teh tahnk yoos!!
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But ai hav manajed to reed EBREEE WERD!! An ai will thank yoo awl az fast az ai can. But it will taek a wile.
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So in teh meen wile, tahnk yoo awl again frum teh vereee bottom ov mai hart.
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LOL!!! Wun person sayd “hoo cares if it’s janet’s birthday! This is supposed to be funny commint about cats!” An so it iz!! But ar wee nawt awl kittehs heer togedder????
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Teh thing is – yoo awl – mai moast verree deerest frenz – cared. An taht maeks mai ayes go awl leekee!! An ai will NEBBER furgit yoo! Ai will fur shur hold yoo in mai hart furebber.
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*maeks a deep curtsey – an exits wif HYOOOJ smyol awn fayce DS right*
*haz SR(stage right) prop-tart hand-off hawt-chawklit to jch4k*
OOOOOhhh!! Thanks, stagehanddan! Ai’m nawt usuallee nervous wehn maeking the speeches, but taht wun. . .*sip sip sip*
Ai dunno. *sip sip sip* This iz deLISHus!! Did yoo put sumthing speshul in it???
ob coarse, a little rum, a little vanilla, a little cinnamonon, a little moar rum.
better test the rum while I’m at it.
Yes, yes… *donkee frowns seriously and nods solemnly* I highly
recommend intense inspection….
Hmm, ai’m nawt shoor rum is good for donkeys. U bedder has dis parfait insted.
yess! adn WaffuLs! wantz p’cahns in dose?
Awwww….u gais is watchin owt furr me….
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Why, yes…I wud lub sum parfait…an peecanny waffulls!!
Doan wurree, I is stayin way frum dat bad ole rum!
(Butt I can has an e-sniff, rite?)
I has a littul present furr u, Mary O…
kidsturncentral.com/cards/jun7-8868913374.htm
*snurts and runs*
*bebbeh kitteh* hmm…*kureeus bebbeh kitteh eyez* dare ai? izzit gud foar liddlol kiddletz tew seez?…*bebbeh kitteh wunderz*…shud ai go ask momcat, oar shud ai ask auntee kafleen…hmm…ai willz git it strayt frum teh donkeez mowf.
Ohai, Auntee kafleen! iz teh linkee sayf foar kureeus kittenz lyk mee tew see?
Oh, hevvens, YES! Is safee furr a 4 y.o.!! U cans go looky!
Butt doan tell! Is funnee secret! Let Mary O find out!!
*gigguls sneekilee*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCK!!
dONKee! wy i otter…
*wipesuptehdripses*
*pondurz wot to dew*
BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHH!!!!!!!
(onlookers , there is a better clicky link below dat Janet has
so thotfullee provided)
weighty minnits!
summuvuz dumt leik that keind uv theengz
i doughnut leikz fingz whut goez “Sploodgy-splat”
tehy sai harm kan kum 2 a yung mann keik taht!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_0qZTeAjI
wuz phunny einz – phunny twicet
LOL!! Kafleen!!
http://www.kidsturncentral.com/cards/jun7-8868913374.htm
ai hope this werks – then no wun has to copy n’ payste!
Tanks, Janet!
why are you guys talking like retards?
stagehandden- yew givs POPTARTS & hotCHOKLIT?? hmmmm. dere’s sum stagehands i noes wot needs sum trainin frum you!
er. prop-tart sry. one who handles or works props.
i likes my vershun better!
I would preferr your version as well. tastee
Sumbodee sed dat? How crass.
Dat deserves a bonk over the head and the DUH AWARD OF THE YEAR.
I have never seen such festivities on here and I guess I’ve been coming here
about a year or more now. It was better than I could have dreamed. And it
wasn’t even that one thread. People were getting started the night before.
Who cares, indeed? An the answer is…EBBREEWUN!
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
i luvs mr. tinycarrot
thanx,s.t.e.n.d.
yes, taht wuz verry kyoot. mr. tinycarrot
Aw….s.t.e.n.d. sed sumteeng cyoooote!!!! ooooooh, owr pweshuss stendee
wendee made a cyoooteee!!! *rubs stend’s hed* issunt dat juss sooooo
sweeeeeet???? Dat jusss meks mee wunt too gib stend a Grate! Big! Smoo-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A DONKEY HAVING ITS @$$ KICKED OFF A CLIFF.
/back to our regularly scheduled programming.
OOOPS!!! Manee dansing Conga Ratz to YOOO, sombra!! cSmall iz designing VEREEE speshul costyooms fur tehm!! But ai dont think tehy ar waring tehm today yet!
Hare, hare!
Cogratulations! Hoppy Caturdai!
Concatulatulashuns to yoos!
Welkum 2 teh Tybooteek awn diz awspishus Caturdai!!
Concatchewlacez and chilld choklit martooneez 4 yew awl!
Congratshoelaces, somba an Daisy! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
Haz tu bee karut jus and the Bunny Hop!
Ob korse! Heer am sum karut joos!
*dansdansdans*
damnit, earwurm. gonna have this one all day……
da, de, da-da-da-da, hop hop hop
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!
Ohai Lyantha
Is yoo recubbered frum the trip akross teh pond?
Ooh, Lyantha is a Britpeep nao! An can joyn teh Ex-clue-sieve band ob Caturdai Mornin, furst-posters. We is fyoo but we is imp or tent – we yooshully start teh Big Brekfast…..Ai’s got
Appul juse
Baycon (Inglish baycon!)
Crumpets
D…
Donuts
Eggs-any way
Fried bred
G..
Ginniss – cos Ly is in Iesland
Hunny
Iescreem
J…
Jellied eels
Krakkers
Lemmun Curd
M..
Ai’s nawt commin too yur haus for brekfast!
Marmyt
Nutella
Orinjes
P…
PG Tips (good tea)
Quite a runny egg (with soldiers)
Raisin Scone
Sausages (at yr own risk)
T…
Toste
Um….. let’s moov awn to
Very crispee bakun
W…
watery porrige
xtra krispee bakun
yellow jello
zesty (brand name) saltines
LOL!!! Ai wud laik to com fur brekfast!! but Tidmum???? Jellied eelz?? Ar yoo shur??
An Ambercat – marmite?? Ai – purrsonally – hav nebber taysted it, not ebe n smeeled it. But it certainly “gort” the pleh revues frum just about ebreebuddee!
But.. .sumwun must laik it, oar tehy wudn’t bee selling it! Iz taht sumone-
YOO???
ohai Janet — ai am sorry ai disappeared last night (my time) during the big crisis wif the space-time inversion at the birfday party. Ai had to leave my office and cudn’t get back into internet connexsion until this morning. I posted something at the end of the birthday picture thread. It wuz certainly a fun and exciting party. I wuz glad to find this morning that yew had escaped the tornado.
LOL!! Mee too! an ai know! Traing to hav an advenchur wehn wun ov teh major player iz at werk can bee REEEELLEEE trikee! But we sumhao – ai STILL dont know waht reelee happened there – an ai eggspect no wun duZ – managed to get ebreewun bak safelee.
Eggscept Mary! Teh last ai saw – she still wudn’t eet teh chawklit!
mary fight dirty, berry dirty
um, the wun that won’t eat chawkclit is MaisNon. Looks similar to our own MaisOui, but is different. Just like JanetNoYouCannotHasAnyKittehs, and the LolCatBenefactor, and otters. They seem to have recovered. MaisNon, non so much. hmmm.
*spoken with French accent*
I do not understand why you people are this way.
*genteel hrumph*
*snurt*
hey!! kafleen!!!
sum days ago (no, this is not a time-travel sichuashion, nawt to wurry) there was a picture called sumthing like “pocket fire fox” — little baby fox in a riding helmet. I left a message there, particularly relevant to your interests — had to do with an otter photo on the site where the baby fox photo came from. I’ve been waiting to see you out here at a conveneennt time to send a reminder. if you haven’t, you should go look. srsly.
kthxbai
snert…Aye noa ob wut u speek… beri gud fotoz…Aye thawt ob Kafleen tu…
I saw dat odd littul donkee photo…dat wun? Dat wuz interesting…
Ay nawt cummin to my howse neever!!!!

Jellied eels-PLEH!!!!!
I puttid it down cuz iz a ‘delikassee’ in Iyreland an Skawtland an Lunnon
Heer Tidmum. I madid tihs lol a wile ago 4 owr cheezfrenz in TTI. I fink tihs is a gud tyme 4 it to make an appeerance. See wut U fink!!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=997346
Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Funneh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kin jess imagin himz eetin a makky D!!!
Fanks idansdansdans!!!
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Whispurs— himz nawt lib tew far frum heer. Camilla has a howse bowt 3 milols frum heer too. We sees her dribin arown sumtymes.
Wow….when did he turn into his father ????
*wispers* I fink we awl turn into owr parents….. Eeeek!
U meen I’m gonna grow a
Wut!? Wut!? Don’t kiip meh in suspinderz!!!! Wut???
Yah but, tehy is awl heethurn playses (sry, Klolz an Ly’s Paul an Annipuss an enneewun els Ai’s forgetted)
*ahem* Yoo furgette paws4thot (eben if he isn’t heer nao, ai hav teh ohai hoeps tath he mite com bak sumtime) an Kermette from Ireland (she’s still heer – she’s just moastlee lurkin! Thot we wudnt notiss she wuzn’t heer!!) – an annieluvprinties, hoo iz Scottish but lives, ai think, in Manchester.
Am – - iz taht AWL????? Wai don’t we hav moar peepl frum teh heehurn
playses!
HELLLLLOOOOOOO OUT TEHRE!!! PEEPLE FRUM TEH HEETHURN PLAYSES!!1 WAI AREN’T YOO HEER?????
Doo yoo think tath will doo eet????
Iffin it duzznt,den teh peeps jus ain’t tryin to heer !!!
Oh NOOOOOOOEEEESSSSS!!! Stoopee STOOPEE Wed Press just eated mai meessaj!!!
*pats Dame Janet gentlee awn teh arm. Tehre tehre Janet.
Hab a chokklit hob nob.*
OOOOO!! chokklit hob nob!!! Ai hasn’t scene wun ov those in a lawng teim!
Yumm!! Ai think. Ai haz nebber had wun – but – lawng ago – ai think it wuz Sj an Ambercat, we had a hole big thing abawt teh hob nobs.
‘Twas verree funnee – but ai cudn’t find it nao.
OH!! darn. ai ment
Wen Kenna wented tew Jermanee,she had tew tayke gifts fer teh Fambly she bissited.
an sum Twynings Tea.
She took an assortment ob Ingerlish Bikkies,incloodin teh hob
nobs an digestives.
Ai LUVS teh Twynings Tea!! Sum yeers ago, wehn Canada still had teh Armee in Germanee an Frawnce, we wud go to teh Canadian PX an get bagz full ov awl kinds ov Twynings – fur reel cheep!!
An teh Erl Grey iz mai moast favoriet – but iz must be blended in teh TTI! Teh awso blend it in Atlanta fur “Marry Can” taysts – an iz nawt neerlee so gud. Wehn ai furst cayme hoam, ai dint know tath, an cudden’t figure aut wai it taysted “nawt rite.”
I lubs Twynings Earl Grey
Iz so delicat an refreshing. We gots Twynings Everyday Tea at teh momunt.
Tea an Shortbread Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn drooooooooollllllll!!!
Shortbread…nommmmm!
Ai finks ai haz awl teh ingreedients to mayke sum….
Iz too hawt to bayke,tho.
Yoo needs a hansum yung neerlee nekkid fan boy or a Punkah Wallah tewkeep yoo cool inna kichin.-But mebbee yoo will get a bit hot an bovvered if hansum neerlee nekkid men be in teh kichin?
8)
(hope teh smilee werks…ai jus lernded how!)
mebbee??? mebbee hot an bovvered with the neerlee nekkid men in teh kichin???? LOL!!!
Wif a fan?
But eecktc iz rite. It iz kwite hawt – an verree hewmid heer! Teh fans. . .we hav.
Teh hansum neerlee nekkid men? Nope!!
Oh,wells….ai will haf to make do wif jus 4 floofy kittehs….iz(almos) as gud!!
Nearlee nekkid yung gai in kitchen iz fine.. Mai frendz hubbi jus’ retyred an she sais itz like habbin a piano in teh kichen!!
Ai trais again! *sigh* *beeg breth!* OK
IF yoo counts part peeple, tehn there ar menee moar! Ai maiself an !/4th Irish, gibbocat iz, ai think – 1/4th eech Irish/Scottish/Ingerlish/an Welsh. Iz Wales a heethrun playce??? Taht wud meen he iz awnlee 1/4th civilizeded! LOL!!
An jimmba iz 1/4th Skawtish. An there must bee menee moar!!! Purrrhaps tehy will nao bee coming aut ov teh woodwerk!!
Mee tew, mee tew!! 1/8th Irish awn Momcat’s syde nd 1/8th Irish awn Dadcat’s syde, sew Ai’m 1/4 Irish. Momcat’s syde iz frum County Wicklow. Ai gotz tew bisit Iyreland lazt yaer….5 daes jest wuzn’t lawng enuf (neiver wuz 2 daes en Lundun). Newgrange (ober 5000 yrs owld) wuz (fur lak ob a beddur frase) totully awsum!!!
thro next egg, plz.
wate.. wate… i swarez i haz to sneez but it wont kome owt.
look at the light lil’ bunny
Pull a noze hare!
LOL!!! HAO menee teims hav ai said taht!!! ??? ROFL!!!
Well – nawt teh “lil’ bunny part!!
yeah, the lite trick nebberr wurk fer mii
Mai sneezies is kummin owt. Hay feever – ai has it.
What @_@
Pachi pachi pachi-desu!
i has a headake diiiiiis big, n is skreamin 4 xcederin
teenee tinee bunnie eerz, teenee tinee bunnie paws, teenee tinee bunnie fase,
uh
oh
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p
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first tiime deployment, lessee
*klaxon* “We need CCC stat to obnox. kyoot bun-bun”
sweep-sweep-sweeeeeeep
scoop (gently)
tippe-toe…………….and pour (wit care)
gaff-tape (I am a stagehand after all)
floofie black velvet blankie
cuppa (your choice mary)
wanna chockie?
*whew*
Yur nawt-sekkund reskoo responze?
Well done, sir. Didn’t miss any steps.
Plz to be accepting this certificate of accomplishment to place in yur personnel file; it iz gud for 4 CEU’s.
f.r.
dank-u, I try, nod wandt to miss anydingk
wazza CEU (cyoot emergency unit?)
CEU’s IRL are Continuing Education Units. You need a certain number each year to comply with licensing requirements. It helps to keep a professional “current” in their field with privacy laws, ethics, new techniques, CPR, state law updates, or business trends.
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Did you see in Yahoo News somebody spelled it as “Educaiton” on 300+ high school diplomas? Somebuddy git me a lolspeek magnet! WANT!
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Cyoot Emergencee Unit werks for me. Plz to add new entry in lolspeek dikshunairy? Kthxbai. f.r.
maht need the CCC to remain on station, thaht is one dangerously cyoot bunneh.
Yer rite Stagehanddan, it wud be hare-braynd to remoove CCC wen such kyoot is sew close…bettur re-charg it!
Ai onlee just manijd 2 avoyd splortin bai puttin mai spaer hand on mai hedd.
U haz a spare hand?
*finking: left, rite, spare. Hmmmm. Cud kum in handee.*
*handee—snerk*
I fink Dan haz 3 handz: left, rite nd stage.
nice
Ai’ll bett a 3rd wun wuld coem en handee (noe pun ntended) en ur lyne ob werk.
oh tankyooo berry mush stagehand, ai hads to leaf werk wiht mai brayns all over teh plays and hard to drive teh car taht way. Ai fink ai has a nice cuppa tihs yummy not merican tee and ai haves teh chockie bunniee ( it mus be ! )
It’s a little early to rehearse for the Easter Parade, fella…
My favourite lolcat evah!
Bunneh’s rul teh whol pwanet!!
Hmmm…. I’m finkin taht mebee tihs pic iz frum teh cheezes ‘cawse tehy wuz wachin an sew prowd ov teh luving come unity tehy haz created.
Nawt 2 menshun teh brillyant, wundrus an awsum birfdai party , given bai her loyal subjeks, 2 homur owr Grand Dame–JanetCanHas 4Kittehs..
*curtseez berry low*
Mai sunkitteh iz @ unibursity at UEA (Norwich, in TTI). Teh campoos iz h00ge & full ofs teenie tinie wabbits like tihs wun! Tehy wuz doing an exp… epur… trying to see how to make lots’n'lots of lolwabbits 4 feeding teh hungwy people in teh wurld an teh wabbits escaped an did wot wabbits do best. Noa tehre be wabbits eberywhere. Wabbits in teh bar, wabbits digging up teh ziggurats (ziggurats iz fam00s @ UEA), wabbits in y00r hare…
Tehy was doin an egg spear mint to find owt how to make bunnies? An mai taxes are payin for dis? Dey only had to aks an ai wudda told tehm how bunnies is maded!
Tihs wuz 4 feeding teh paw peeps in Per00 (so taht tehy doan hav 2 nom guineapiggies noa moor). Teh lolwabbits wuz in a speshul paddoky tihng butt tehy eskapedidid. Martoonie, how iz bunnehs maded? I’z not sh00re…
ai studiededed it in maffamatics class. They multiply.
or debide, and concore
*Snerk!
do tehy still tell teh storee ob teh peep hoo droev a mini daon teh steps @UEA? Happened teh yeer Bfore mai big sis went tehre – a leg end ed lee.
Tehy iz allus doin tihs kind of exper…eggsperi… trying t00 discubber wut will happenz wen teh cars an bicyclols an aeroplades goa downe teh steps an into teh funtane ~ spl00sh!
sounds like tribbles….
Standin obashun. I haz it.
cyut! =D
Loik da lovlay ^.^ it hitz da bunie ^.^
Mah brudda from anudda mudda jus splorted. Grooooss
N-kays n-e-wun wuz wunderin, lolbunz iz eekwulee kaypubul of kawzin teh hedsplortz. Liek sew.
::SPLORT!::
Yipez! Kallz teh CCC! STAT!
*Pickz up brayns and kleens dem.
Putz dem in LOLDemon hed
Tonz of duckytape
Givz LOLDemon wrm blankee and lotz offa hot choklit*
Better nau?
Gee wizzerz Sakee, gud fing U wuz close 2LOLdemon an hers dat cwiet “silent butt dedly”, splort! Grate job on teh brane fixin.. nise an kleen, too!
Fank u kaindleem Sakee. Betur maek dat coeld chawklit melk,tho; iz hawt owt tudey!
KUH-YOOT!!!!!!!
Sumeboddee snappeded teh foto ov tihs liddel bun-bun, hoo wuz syttyng
unnotissed at Janet’s Birfdai partee;
Hims wuz syttyng frunt rowe centre adn fureeuuslee klappyng hims floofee liddel pawses; kleerley hims wuz njoeying hisseylfe treemehnduuslee;
A thotfull CheezePeep gibbed hims a playtefull ov greenes, karrots, lehtuss, kabbidge, adn cehlaree; hims wuz veree happee adn haddez a veree guud tiem!!!
awwwwwwwww
lots ub bunn bunns ebbreeware like dat…..
{{{{{{dose bunn bunns}}}}}}}}
If u noe wutt I mean. ♥
*klapz fuzzy paws foar bunnehz proformanse!*
YAY FOAR TEH BUNNEH!
me no use de language…..just want to say—-HOW CYOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
Ohai Diane!
Dis yr furst poste? Welcum!! Yu no need to tawk lolspeak – tho yu did pritty gud for no-kapeesh. If yu lieks teh littul lifes liek bunnehs an kittehs, we likes yu!
I thinks dis bunneh saw teh preeius pikshur and is applawdin.
BECOS HE CANT VOTE WIS RAETBURGURS.
Wet mwe ientwodutce mieselp. I am a beig bwack kwitty kwat. I wike to miow.
Miow, miow, miow…
bow,wow.
*Gasp*
Mian… A’m speeekin’ doggie agaien. Awww… Whey mee????
Bcuz ur bilingal! Taht’s bery speshul!
wel, iz a bit late, but janet’s burfday parti yesturdae wuz so much fun it wud be fun to evreeday on teh not-sekond pikshur of teh day to sayz a HAPPEE BURFDAY!!1!! to all teh cheezfrenz an lolfrenz an eben teh lurkurs (an eben teh trollz) hoo habz burfdays taht day. so, late in teh day, let me say HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz teh burfday today!! (kant do teh confettiz, but heer’s a choklit cake
)
Yesh.
I wish I knew EBBREEBUDDEES birfday so I cud sillybrate dem all.
O HAI burfday fairy!! *gigglol* Waht ai Beeyootiful avatar yoo have!! Look laik a fairy crown!!
Well – it DUZ!!
An waht a gud Idea. an espeshullee fur teh deer lurkerz. Tehy say there ar HUNDREDS ov them – maybee THOUSANDS eben! An we cannawt know wehn they ar having teh birthday!
An oh WOW!! Chonklit cake ebree day?????? OH mai. LOL!! Ai furgot!! Teh chonklit caeks heer – speshulle those wif teh buttercreeem frosting – hav NO caloreez. Zip! None!! nada! Teh beeg zero!!
Let teh sillee brayting begin!!! {{{{burfday fairy}}}}
Lol the clappity clappity thing made me laugh =P
phunnie komments about katz = sryius comenz about janet
perty shur iz teh saem fing..
I’m in your field, picking my nose
ZOMG!BUNNYSOCUTE! SPLORT!
Credut for teh pitchur shud go to: Tanja Askani
Clappity Clappity!! LOL So cute and so funny.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2 cute 2 b tru
In tight competitonz with gerbil has donut for cuteist evah.
awwwww! bunny applause! must snorgle. yay.
Saw you plantin’ cawots in garden…happee bunny!
this cutenez is ovarwhelmifying. My eyes does burn jus lookin at it.
o is sooo much uv teh kyootness mai eyez is burnin too!!!!!!!!!! aww soo kyoot bunneh y do we nom these tings???????? srsly what iz teh point uv eetin bunnehs?
I AM RATING THIS ONE 5 FOR PURE CUTENESS
OH NOES!!! KYOOTYNESS OBERLODES!!! *SPLORT*