FUR JUST $1 A DAY YOU CANZ MAK SHUR THIS KITTEH HAZ CHEEZBURGERZ
dis kitteh got his cheezburger.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: DMC
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The Chafing! The Chafing!
an fur £1 he can has teh hole ob Mikky D’s!
But it cost nuffink atawl to sai
HAPPI BIRFDAI, JCH4K!!!
WootWoot! Has a lubly dai
Congrats on nawt 2nd Ambercat
… and Happy Birthday JCH4K
Goooooooood Morning Ambercat!!! An menee beeg hyooj an fullee costyoomed (bai teh grate cSmall herself) Conga Ratz to yoo! Seein yoo up there todai iz alreddee a nice prezzint awl bai itself!
An thank yoo verree much fur teh gud wishes! It iz a byootiful day heer – which bodes well indeed!
An thank yoo too, Rodney, mai deer fellow Meesheegander!
hippo birdie two ewe
hippo birdie two ewe
hippo birdie deer jaaanneeeeeet
hippo birdie two ewe
(now imagine Boynton cartoon animals, two kewt)
Az yoo say – just TOOOO kewt!!
Thanks, stagehanddan! Boynton ROOOLS!!
Happi Bearsday dear JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
did yoo get teh ovenwarm pretzuls ai left in teh uther lolpic? If naught, here iz anuther tray of pretzuls, awl deck … decu …. wif lovley kalaful ribbens awn. Ai hopez u enjoyz yous b day berry much!
*dancez around in pretty Bavarian dirndl for the festive occasion*
Upfi!!
Warm pretzuls!!! OMCC!! 
Danke VIELMALS!!! Ai reelee, reelee miss these!! An a hole tray! We must share theez wif ebreebuddee heer. Ai think menee hav nebber had them!!!
An ai still hav a couple ov dirndlz left over frum mai Sazlburg skool daze.
Ai’ll go put awn mai pale green wun wif teh prittee lavender print apron an danse wif yoo!!
Upfi – mite ai ask? Where doo liv? In jermanee, ai meen, ov corse!
Of coarse u may ask! Iz no big sikrit. AI libz in Munich, home of teh beerbrooers. But ai also haz dark sikrit – ai am naught Bavarian, ai cum from Noarthern Jermanee, rly. So ai am not “real” and cannot speak Bavarian. But ai lubz teh pretzuls!!!!1!
So u are in Mesheegan nao? My boss Robert iz from dere, he iz reely nice boss.
WAAAAAyyy up North??? Ai alwayz lived in the south. First Stuttgart, teh Salzburg, the Karlsruhe, and THEN 1 1/2 years in Italee!!!! Ai thot ai had died an gone to hebben!
Then bak to Kitzingen, neer Wuerzburg (wich FELT way north! LOL!) an finalee bak to Stuttgart, wehre ai stayed until ai cayme bak heer.
An ai luved ebree minnit ov beng there!
Pleez say “hai” to Robert frum us Michigan peepl heer!!
U haz been travelling quite a lot, it seemz! But awlwayz in teh south. Even Italee! Nao DAT’s wot ai call south.
Ai originatez from teh Ruhr area near Dortmund, so naught really WAAAAYYYYY up North, but sertenly further up North than u haz been. Itz WAAAYYYY up north 4 Bavarians, dey awlways fink ai comez from coast and ai’z really a fish and naught a hoomin.
Robert frum Michigan haz gone hoam 4 weekend awlready but he’ll bee pleezed to hear from u on Mundi.
Yur rite! That iz NAWT WAAAAaaay up north!! Philippe iz currently in Rostock!! nao TAHT’s way up north!!
But ai hav menee relativs near Siegen (an Brauhschweig, an Graefenheinichen – which iz neer Wittenberg. LOL! Dortmund iz reelee just sort ov in teh middle.
Ai wuz going to skool in Salzburg (Mozarteum) an tehn ai wuz woerking fur teh US ARMY Europe!!
happi birfdai! ai givs yu an ize creem kake, wif teh magik sparkling candls, an teh choklit sprinkles, an teh yummy razzlberri filing wif wunnerful white kake fur teh bace.
much hugs an many retrns of teh dai!
Teh razzberreez ar mai favoriet!!
bwon kom-pleee-annoh tew yew, JCH4K!
we can has a theme for owr costyooms?
or ai can indulge mai wimsy? pls?
O hai, cSmall! Furgib mee – ai WUZ getting a bit purrsumptive there!
an oh! PLEEZ indulge in yur wimsy! Hoo cud hav bedder wimsy heer than yoo!!
LOL!!! Ai alreddee know they will bee teh fantastique!!
Hapee bufdeyz!!!
Heer iz an utraktiv pikshur farym fr yr fayvrit lol and fowr kitteh saiz cheezburgrz! Mehnee hapee riturnz uv teh dey.
Wai wud hi want thu hole of Mikky D’s? *thinks* Ohhhhhhh! Tu blakmail all da places dat sell edible cheezburgers!!!! Ai get it!
ai can haz direct debit?
This is my brothers cat. Honestly… Her name is Luna and she lives in texas. We all have no clue how this got here. Lmao… Funny though.
, can iz plez chage yer religin
“What?!? No Milkshake?”
I can has dollar?
mor nootrishus an delishus tahn enneefink McD’s has!
McD DO NOT want, dat clown iz da scarry!
Gives mai dollar an I buys Kitteh burfdaycake to take to parti later
…and for 50 cent more you can supersize it.
Fiev McD’s burgurs fur U.
@@@@@
owr ai cud keep the dollar and get cheezburger for myself.
wut to do, wut to do?
*looks at dollar*
*looks at kitteh*
*looks at dollar*
*looks at kitteh again*
the big round eyes
teh sad expresshun
teh wiskers pointy down
OK OK YEW GOTZ ME. AI BUYS YOU CHEEZBURGER. WIF FRIES and SHAKE.
anna toy ples kthnkbai
If yoo nawt buyz chzbrgrz, kitteh iz gunna stealz ur bukkit! :O
*puts on his best Pink Floyd schoolteacher voice*
Hau kan yew hav any burger if yew don’t eet yer cheez?
Me dun kneeed no edikation!!!1!
LOL!! Phillipe d’ Beaker! Yoo ar SUCH a beeg sawftee!! But hoo indeed cud resist teh pointy down wiskers???
ai luks at teh beeg saad eies, an teh pointy down whiskers, an jus melted…yase kitteh, yu can has all mai dollers fur teh cheezburgers.
*rustlez arown in teh amaizin pouch (noe haz pocketz)*
hmmmm, gum rappurr, papurr klip, 3-colurr pen, x-box… jr.! Whuz dat doin hear?
hankii, noet pad, epistle tu dippy, nope, uh uh, nada, ummm, ah ha, gotz dem..
Hear U goez kitteh, tu dollur adn elebentee-twelb sense, haz mii monies, don B sad.
*tri-in tu tiedii pouch*
dis goez ober hear, otai, putz dat bakc dere.. hmmmm. whutz dis?
*pulz owt tu fawncii rapt pakedgez*
letz reed teh tagz….
“fur teh moas wunnerful JCH4K, Haz teh Happii Birfdai!!!!
TU fawncii rapt pakedgez??? Fur meeeee????
Oh, smammie – yoo reelee shudn’t hav! 
But ai ar so glad yoo did! LOL! {{{{{smammie}}}}} Thank yoo!
oooh ooooh, sez teh possum-mum… wuz spozed tu hyde dem ’til laetur.. maibii JCH4K wil nawt rekagniyz teh labulz dat sez *Reber*, adn *Schlader, Eaux De Vie”.. possu-mum haz tu git tu werk adn kanna bii bakc b4 ebbeninun… scampurrin awai…
Ai wont!! ai just had a reel kwik glanz!! Teh rappingz were so prittee ai cudn’t halp but notiss!!
Awwww, ai wants teh kuddlez teh kitteh
“Pleez halp”
*Line from whut movie?
fifth element methinks
LeelooDallasMultiCats!
SHE KNOWS it’s a MulitCats….
*kwiklee hands kitteh a fiver as i rush orf to git JCH4K a grate prezzie awn her moas wunnerful birfdai!!!*
*slight humming noise in teh distance*
uh ohes.
is dat ominous humming i heerz, as is masheens or Igor warmign up?
shud I start sweatin’ now or save it for later?
Itz reelee kind ov egg sighting, dont yoo think? Philippe awlwaiz duz teh moast amaizing things!
Onlee $1? Wow, tihs kitteh iz cheeper 2 feed tahn mai Josie wuz!
C’mere kitteh, ai haz leftover fudz. U can has tehm awl!
**Lukkin at tihs pikshur iz almowst as bad az watchin taht Sara McLachlan commershul. It tugz at mai hart.**
Gud mornin, cheezpeeps! In honor of JCH4K day today, teh CCC is speshully stokked.
We has “I hart JCH4K” bumper stikkers, t-shirts, an pins! Eberybuddee, halp yorself!
Miss JCH4K – mah sweet sister-in-paw, let me be wun uf teh furthest frum last to wish yoo a happeh happeh day! (And menneh moar!)
*shmoo*
An oh gremlin – mai moast deer an treashured sis-in-paw! *sniff* Tahnk yoo! That is SOOOOO nice! Nao yoo hav maed me crai! But itz happee teerz!
{{{JCH4K}}} Happeh birthday, mah deer! May awl yor wishes coem troo . . .
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You are cordialolly invited
…………….to the birfdae celebrashunz of our b’lovd fren & raining Monarch
(wich izza gud fing cuz todae it’s raining cats and goggies here in Mary’sland)
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JCH4K~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TODAY @ 12 noon EMT (easternMarytime)
……………..Formal attire is rekwired (becuz i feel like dressin up)
……………………………………..BYOBBQ*
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FAQ: yes, you can has ice cweem & caek if u brings a prezzie.
12 noon EMT =6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
*bekuz yu duzn’t wanna eet teh BBQ dat Igor is bringing. Trust me on disH.
p.s. fireminz eet free if day distrakt LCB frum teh shineeeeeee stuff.
But…ai won bee heer at noon…
nao ai has a sad. But evrion els can has mai ice creem an kake, so ai has a happy frum bein abl to shar.
But whiskers – this is CYBUR spayce! Yoo can awlwaiz com!!
an ai will purrsonallee carree yur yummee caek ober tehre!!
Forml tires = blak clothes wit teh cat hairs, rite? Cause mah kittehs feel liek layin all ober me today n Ai dont want tew be layt.
Ai hab a fancee sine wif metle kerleecues nd it sez “No Outfit Is Complete Without Cat Hair”. Cat Hairs….nebber leeve hoem wifout tehm!
Ai iz late, but has brot cheezcaek! Iz cawffee cheezcaek wif teh chawkklit laeyer an hazlnut crust! Happee Birfday, JCH4K! Shall u has cheezcaek? Eneewon els?
Awriet! Awriet! U can haz dolur! Jest PLEEZ cloez yr pyoopulz!!!
Me no has one dawlar… ;_;. Kan I youse furrein currantsee?
Absolootly! Wit teh U.S. doller in teh stayt itz in, teh furrein currantsee just miet buy kitteh moar cheezburgers!
we really shouldn’t trivialize poor people who are really hungry by being satirical of the ads used to help them.
Wel, Ai fink this pikshure maikes us moar awaire ov teh needy peoples thruaowt teh whirld;
Wen Ai luuks at tihs kitteh’s eises, iyt bemindes me ov teh lettures Ai geyt frum teh Salesian Missions; Ai sea teh eise ov teh liddel childrun hoo ar rlly hungree adn up agenst iyt iyn foreign landes;
(Adn yesh, Ai duz kuntrybute tuu dere fundes-raysers; awlsoe tuu teh Franciscan Mission Outreach iyn New York City, at Father Benedict Groeschel’s
plaise……)
dis piktur maks me sad
It maks me want 2 giv evury kitteh in the wurld all teh cheezburgrs dey want
If I could teach the world to purrrr in perfect hormony.
I’d give them alll a cheeebrgr……
ok ok u can haz monies fer cheezburger
wait
2 cheezburger since ur 2 kyoot
I can callz nouw! Opporators is standyn’ bai.
Iz confirmed: mai kittehs use mai ‘puter. Founded dis pic wif capon mai pillow when I woke up.
Best to stock up on cheezbuggers lest I find kittehs wif steak nifeses on mai pillow tomorrow!
Oh for lol’s sake… dat was s’posed to read ‘pic wif cap on mai pillow’ not pic wif capon’. Dey kittehs wouldn’t want cheezboogers any more wif capon right dere!
Oh, kitteh, do nawt luk so sad! Ai shal gib u dollar. An cookee! An snorgles!
Sry, kitteh!
I jus sends all my moneys to Nigerian prince!
Kitteh sew Qte ai wud laik tew taik hoam an adopt.
Here, 1$ fo kitteh :3
Luved it…Iz pullin out the walet nao!
This is MY brother’s cat too!
Who did this!? They could’ve left credits!!
Muahaha my kitten niece is famous!
Ware can ai get cheezburgers foar just $1 a dai?
i liekie teh pai.
tis pic iz kyoot.
i luv dis 1 so much… ima put it on maispace ^w^
I woul donate a dollar a day for him…but my money *sniffles* goes into gas money D=
I woul donate a dollar a day for him…but my money *sniffles* goes into gas money D=