I iz nu heer
I iz nu heer Wich way to earz dept?
hoep ur earz r nawt on bakordur.
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Ah, heck!
SPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!1!!!!111!
Oh noes!!1!! We iz gonna needs lots o hot choklot fur this one! Here, kitteh made u sum.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1281151
Awww, 3C, dats teh cyoot an teh pikk-mii-up sew I can get teh CCC!
*3Cs pourz a slug of hot chawklit on ZF’s braynes awn floor*
*Braynez awn floor use telekysneezix tew bring CCC close bai*
*Braynez ditto tew sweepy sweepy an tuky tukky an scoopy scoopy selvez intew ZF’s hed*
*ZF snaps awn teh 50’sBC an fassenz strap*
Ok, now fer Maus an lolnascar!
Sweepie swppee sweepie, skoop sckoopie skoop, tukk tukky tuk, strain strain seive sieve teh braynez tew tehr proper ownerz.
Snaps awn teh 50’sBC an teh dukky taype, passez own floofy blankies wif liddle turkles awn em.
Heer’s a cuppa 3Cs’s hawt chawklit an sum anteater shayped chawklitz, yawl relaz nao.
And, whut’s been going on since I took so ling to type this….?
Yesh, kitteh am berry considerate and keeps teh hot chokolat handee fur picshures liek dis one. Hope der is ennuf choklot to go around. Me thinks we’ll
be needin it muchly 2day.
Maus an KTNF, comsplortulayshunz…..I iz goonna haffta get teh CCC wyle mai braynez iz awl ober teh flooooorrr
*weeklee dragz off tew fine teh CCC*
ZF u just lay still there!
***runsoff to find the CCC***
There it is!!
Furst, Maus…
sweepitty sweepity sweep
sscraype scraype all the bits of braynes up, dont wanna miss anny..
Gets owt noo i scream scoop and plunks teh branes in craneul cavity, wif a nice smoothy top.
Wraps up the hed wifh the 50’s baffing cap and tapey tapeytapeytapeytapeytapeytapeytapeytapey….
ok I think that’s enuf.
Hands Maus the rekwisitie sawft blankee (green) and hawt choklit and turns to ZF….
oh my, Lieber Maus….yur braynes, dey iz awl ober teh plaec!
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runs orf to find teh CCC (wich wuz recentlee restocked, fankfulee!)
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*agoooga agooooga*
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*runs up to Maus, handing him sum choklit possums*
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sweep sweep sweepity sweep, gitting awl the braynes in wun pile
plop, pat, plop, pat, plop, pat, plop, pat
tuk tuk tuk tukkity tuk
yank tug ov teh big purple an bloo CHRGs (I nabbed em frum the horspital fur jest such splorts) awn yur hed
wrap wrap wrap ov teh dukkytayp to keep the CHRGs awn
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okay, Maus, wuht color blankee wuld yoo liek? I’z gawt a nicy sky bloo wun, wiff fluffy clouds an kittehs awn it.
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*tucks teh sawftee blankee arownd Maus”
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iz too eerlee fer a martoonie? No? Okay den, heer’s a choklit Martoonie fer ya!
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nao, jes sit quietly fer a bit, an yoo’ll be fine. Fink ov sumfing nawt cyoot, like landfills, it mite help in recobery.
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oh, and BTW – wuht kind ov sillybrashun do yoo an KTNF want fer teh nawt sekkond spot??
*Weakly*
Fanks. Taht wuz a big splort.
*Looks a kitteh again*
Uh, oh…
SPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!1!!!1!!!!1!
O Mai.
Repeets abuv proceedure, this time using noo i screem scoopy to plunk in the braynes nice and tightee…
and finishes off wif a blindfold so Maus cannot re-splort hisself for a third time.
Heer, haz a choklit crawssant wif ur hawt choklit and DON’T TAKE OFF THAT BLINDFOLD MISTUR!
**wags fingur thretenglee evven tho he can’t see it**
Teh six ov us fanks you…
Dang! I NOO I forgotted somthing!
**kwiklee blindfolds Mauz’s othur 5 purrsonaliteez and hands them all crawsannts**
*whispurrs to PB2K* He mite bee wanting sum Scotch! It iz becuz he wanted it taht we got paws4thot to fetch awl ov teh grate Scotch vaireitees purrsonallee frum Scotland!
There ar NINE different kinds!!
oh, I had fergitted abowt teh Scotch!
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duz wii still hab sum? wehre did we store it, teh Nawty Barn?
No, no!! It’s rite awn teh CCC! Well, INit!! Open the door awn teh rite hand side at the bottom! It’s awl there. Becuz – it’s fur MEDICNAL Purrposises!!!
The liszt shoud bee hanging there too, but SHURLEE Maus, wif his peh. . .feenoma. . .reelee gud memrey will no wath is there!!
Shirley Maus?
Guess dat’s betturr dan Sue.
Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon!
Surely there must be something you can do.
I’m doing everything I can… and stop calling me Shirley.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
oh, nao I sees it! fanks, JCH4K! I wuz so bizzee tayping up heds taht I missed it!
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*plops doan heabilee awn teh couch*
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man, tihs as bin a bizzee day fer teh CCC!!! dis littel kyootie haz uz runnink awl ober teh commints!
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*fixes maiself a nys kool choklit dwinkee – choklit soda!*
*plops down beside PB2K*
WOW!! Ai shur am glad yoo were heer! An CKK! Thiz cudda been a reel baaaaad day at teh ICHC!!!
Oooh – choklit soda! Ai think ai’ll hav sum too!!
*sip sip sip* ai like putting them awl in teh Hed Splort Revoveree Ward. Teh vue ov the Princess Mu Meadow iz soo prittee throooo taht hyoooj pikchur window! an we know tehy ar awl saife! At leest, until teh NEKST reelee cyoot kitteh cums along! LOL!!
yup! – teh vu iz lubberlee!
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I jes readed yur reskew doan teh commints a wais, an I nao haz an eerwurm! “jes sweeping up teh braynes, jes sweeping up teh braynes! Wif kittehs ov kyootness, I’z happy agin!
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*goze to teh bar fer moar choklit sodas*
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want sum moar, JCH4K?
Oh yes, pleez! itz REELEE tastee!!
An ai ar soo happee taht yoo hav teh eerwurm!! Ai wuz HOPEING sumwun wud notiss!! LOL! But ai started doing – an reelee did start singing it. But ai cudn’t remember awl ov the words!!
Janet & PB2K,u has been awsum dis mornin……
Thank yoo, eecktehcat. May ai say – but ov corse!!! For wee ar
Meeshiganders!!
Fank yoo, Eeeck!!!
yup, we iz teh Holding Down ov I-94 Groop!
Congrats Maus!
I did make a CCC attempt fur u and ZF…. but werdlesspress eeted it. *sigh*
Gud thing Pb2K wuz heer!
Leeza-b, fankz fur ur effertz!
I gotta goez nao, getz tyrez fur hubby’z car-car…..Bai awl!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
oh, fank yoo, Maus! I’z bin too bizzy cleening up teh splorts to maek anee announceemints!
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wii kan haz uz a gud ol partee!
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shuld we alert leeza-b to git awl teh swirrels reddy? an teh pi shop peeps, too?
considur me alurted!!
I haz the skwirrlz warmin up now!
I wunder where Booklion haz been? She usually halps wif the Pi Stawl…. ?
Ohai, leeza-b. I haz been out wif bad case of shingles on skalp. Today first day I haz
been able to reed commints. I do best to b heer to help tomorrow.
Yu can borrow lion to help “enkuraj” skwirrels to grater whippey creem efforts.
Owcheez! Shnglz on skalp! Had tehm on mai middul adn hadz mush hurtz. Hoap u feelin bettr suun.
O boi, birfday party 4 jan-can, fangs 4 teh inbite, maus, i kan B present wiff my present. *rubbs chin trying 2 fink ob a gud gifft*
i is new heer two. This kitteh gibz my hart a kyoot attak!!!!!!
****splort***
awlso— needa tail, andda nosie
congratz on yer ty wif Maus KtNF… luks liek u are the onlee wun left standing tho! Wud u liek sum cawfee and donuts?
I mite see wut I can do fur Maus and ZF… altho I is nawt a professhunal…..
haha… cawfee and donuts– do nawt want! (ai started werking at dunkin donuts yesterdy… was nawt sew grate, akshully. Would rather has onlee jawb at baf and body werks, akshully. )
Ai can has appul joose and yummy pastry? liek a croissant?
oolala! I luvs the craw-sants!
Duz u want plane, or choklit?
**gets owt stromberry jam to go wif plane**
ai can has bof? wel… yah, bof. I be wantin teh plane now (wif buttr plz) and ai will gunna save teh chawklit one for latr.
well shure! But u cud has 2 fur now and 2 fur later if u wants, too..
and hay, u did noes I was teesing u yesterdai abowt the hedbatting, rite? There wuz no ackshual hedbat… I wus just trying to be punny.
whew! ai wuz afraided yew wuz mad at me for being gone latelee!
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No! I wuz not mad but I did miss u Kafleen!
As did everywun else I’m shure!
Aaaaw {{{{{leeza-b}}}}}. Iz sorry, de hedbattin feeasko wuz mai fawlt. I, ahem, oberreakkted.
Sorry.
I missd u 2, Kafleen.
*hedbats MelOnyx*
That wuz a luv pat!!
Dere wuz hed batz yesterday??? And I missinged dem? Ratz!! (not teh conga type) Duz deh hed bat hab minyunz?
hey ktnf — thru teh majic of teh intertubes, un croissant frum You’re Up, where they know how to do croissants.
what?
ok, ok, no pushing and shuving, no grabby paws.
here’s sum croissants (the flaky kind wif butter) for eberybuddy.
Kafleen wented to werk…ai will eet her crowsaunt for hers
*****nom,nom,nom *****
nummynommy!!
nuffin bettur than the wuns that get baeked fresh everry dai!
And also.. I think the cawfee is bettur in You’re Up. Just the plane ol cawfee. We can has too?
*grabby pawz*
Fankz Pd’B.
*nom nom nom*
mmmmmm. Egg sell ant.
Luckee Phillipe iz in jermanee!!! Where they hav, ai think, pawsssiblee the verreee best bred in teh hole wyde whillled!!!
Too bad he izn’t in teh Stuttgart area! He cud send us – via teh innertubal majikck,
teh moast wunderful fresh pretzuls!! Yoo slice tehm open, butter them an eet them whilst still warm. *sigh*
AI can sendz you pretzuls, 2! Ai livez in Munich, Bavaria (yezz, teh one wif teh Hofbrauhaus and teh Oktoberfest). Heppy bearsday, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
*shoves tray full of oven-warm pretzuls over the intertoobes*
mebbe sum moar noze 2.
“you’re going to have to point – I can’t hear you”
I’m wif Mausie–SPLOOORRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh oh…diz iz gonna be a bizzee day fer the CCC!
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nao, zauberflote, jes sit kwitelee, an nom awn sum choklit possums. I’m sure Maus will share teh box wif yoo.
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sweep sweep sweepity sweep
plop plop plop plop plop
tuk tuk tuk tukkity tuk
tug a big 50’s style bafing cap awn yur hed, an tugs teh chinstrawp awn titelee
wraps a big sawftee blankee, lite green wif flowers awn it, arown ZF
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relax, an yoo’ll be fine purty soon
Aww, PB2K, u r kynde! Owr caringz, dey haz crawssded in teh cyberspayce!
Iz rite next to teh noses department kitteh
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SPPPLORT
hang on, lolnascar!
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wheels teh CCC ober to lolnascar
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heers zum choklit possums – Maus an zauberflote hab teh rest ov ‘em, but I’z sure tehy’ll share.
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*sweeps teh braynes up into a neet pile*
*tuks ‘em bak into lolnascar’s hed*
*pats ‘em doan gentlee*
*rummages fru teh CCC fer moar CHRGs
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hmm, we’re owt ov CHRGs w/doi, but I’z got sum bloo CHRGs – at leest tehy’re colorfull!
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*tug, yank, tug teh CHRG awn to lolnascar’s hed
*wrapity wrapity wrapity dukkytayp arown the CHRG to keep it awn
*takes lolnascar ober to Maus an zauberflote, an sits her in a comfee squashy chair
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wuld yoo liek a nice red blankee? Iz bery bery sawftee!
*wraps blankee arownd lolnascar’s lap
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okee – jes sit kwitelee an fink ov rush hour traffik, you’ll be bak to normal soonish
o fanks pb…iz mah nawt sekond splort.
I usually try to look away, but this one sneeked up on me.
Teh firs splort is alwaiz teh wurstist….
Jack cawllz inz sum Ayr
Suppoart 4 t3h ‘Sploart!’eez.
Cee-Sebbenteen flyz
low and owtz skootz nawt
seekund ubz twellb beeg
palletz full ubz stuffz
Bawksez ubz hebbee
dootee CHRGz andz
plushshee sawfft blankittz!
Hawt Chokklitt, Skawtch andz
mixxez 4 Umbrella Dreenkz
reddee 4 Cheezpeepz
Jack.
WOW!!! Ayr support! Taht iz REELEEE speshul!! Jack – we hav NEBBER befoar had teh Air support. How veree egg sighting!!
Warning!
Dangerous Cuteness Levels Detected!
Warning!
Dangerous Cuteness Levels Detected!
Have to agree with you Maus!!!
SPLORT!!!!
Go see Dr. Tinycat little kitteh… I will be rite behind u wif my CHRG holeded on tite!!!
**pagin Dr Tinycat… we haz an eer transplant recipeeant heer**
But gotted an ekstra share at teh kyoot departmunt!
*ahem* eskuse me– ai has stolen tihs itteh bitteh kitteh. Yew cannot has. It is for your own purtekshun. Cuzza teh splorts an stuffs. Dat is awl.
But, but….hur is SEW kyoot!
Ai has sush a weekness 4 teh calikos!
DO WANT!
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Berry gud,Kafleen…..we must stop teh splorts
*****grabs kitteh frum Kafleen & runs awai******
Haz yu been takin lessons from LCB? Did yu only take the kitteh outside to see it bettur in the lite?
wut kitteh? dere is no kitteh heer.
reely….we duznt knows wut u are talkin abowt
Eek, Kafleen, U 2 bettur coem bak heer RITE NAO!
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Ai can heer teh littel kitten “mews” nao.
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Bring mi taht bebbeh! Ai NEEDZ HUR!!!!!!!
**rhsb goez runnin toward Eek and Kafleen, wif splorted hed, branes leeking ebbryware**
OH,okai….Kafleen,ai finks rhsb needs teh kitteh more dan we duz…..
wud be berry gud therapee for hers…..
****hands kyoot kitteh to rhsb******
yeah…. yew is rite. careful abowt teh eers tho. teh new wuns are just ducky taped awn.
Fanks, frenz.
**rhsb takes kitten an snorglez it unner hur chin**
Mai hubbeh emailed mi tihs morning. Him sez wii need 2 tawlk moar. Ai’m skeered.
***sigh***
Yes,dat culd be gud,culd be bad…..
Jus know dat we are here iffin u need us!!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
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rememember dat yoo’s gawt teh power an teh strenf of teh kyoot kitteh an teh cheezpeeps awn yur sied!!
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wii finking gud thots fer yoo!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
We lubs u. Iz ok to be skeered. Just rimemba der iz awl ur cheezfrens waytin 4 u at teh end of teh day. U’ll manidge.
{{{rhsb}}}} U will bee OK. Jes knows whut U wants n Y yu wants it. STAND girl, eben semi-lurkers lik me r rootin fer U.
IKEA kitten iz missin partz.
Awwww! **SQUEE**
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Bebbeh Caliko! VEREE MUCH WANT!!!!
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Oh poo….***SPLORT***
So meny splorts all at once. CCC cart gonna need lotz of vole in tears. An ai hafta get reddy fur meh werk. Halp!
whew, dis pikshur needed a splort warning awn it!
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*pushes teh CCC ober to rhsb*
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*luks arownd at rhsb’s braynes*
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okee, rhsb, jes sit in dis nys comfy rokking chare, an lemme fix yoo up
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*settles rhsb in teh chare, tehn tuks a labender-kolured blankee arownd her*
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I hope labender iz an okay kolur for yoo – it haz kitteh paws-prints awn it
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*sweepity sweepity sweepity*
*plop polp plop polp*
*tuk tuk tukity tuk*
*tugs wun bloo and wun purpul CHRG awn rhsb’s hed, making sure it kums down ober her eers*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap dukkytayp arown the CHRG to maek sure it stays awn*
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okay, how’s dat feel, rhsb?
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wuld yoo liek sum hawt choklit? wif or wifowt scotch?
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an heer ar sum possum choklits to nom awn
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*weels rhsb ober to teh Splort Ward, next to zauberflote*
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okee – sit kwitelee an fink ov un-kyoot fings liek housekleening – yoo’ll be ok in a littel wile
**rhsb tinks ov laundree taht hasta b doen 2dai**
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PLEH!
Mai noo bebeh kitteh akshewilly saiz SKWEEE wen yoo pik her up. Srsly! Sumtymes I kawl her Skwee!
***Roody’s Mom looks at tihs bebeh kitteh pikshur again***
SPLORT!11!!!!!!
Oh noes! Sorree! I thawt I wuz immyoon frum tihs bai habing mai own bebeh kitteh but wuz nawt so. Teh kyoot oberloads me an ai splort wif teh bebeh piks and teh reel bebeh!
Rut-roh! Wii got anudder cheezfren down!
**scoops Roodys Mom’s branes up, plops tehm bak inner hed**
**RIIIP Duck Tape and tapes hed togedder**
**Snaps on CHRG**
**Shares choklit & blanky wif hur**
Whew! Ai hoep ai did okai.
Fank yoo sew much! Jus in tyme! Mmmmm… Choklit & banky…
Awww, too kyoot! Needz legz too plz!
“Momma….where u go ????”
waahhhhh!! ai hazza sad!!!! *sniffle* plz to be finishing dat storeed wif a happee ending, eekthecat!
yesterday ai was feeling teh pleh. Wuz sewwww tired from new jawbs and other plehy stuffs. Wuz crying at teh drop of a hat (yew dropped ur hat??? WAHHHHHHH!) Was kinda ridikulus, akshully. Frend dat is a boi came over to watch movie and it maded me sad. Then he told me story, and it maded me sad. I maded him stawp tawking.
Awww, Kafleen. Ai haz dais lyke taht. Do. Not. Want. But get ennywai. Big snorgles too yew.
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hab a nyse furrsdai!
Iz okai…..hims momma iz rite dere…..hims is jud too liddul to sees her obber teh floofy bed!
ohhh.. whew! ai hadda werried.
Ai spent manee yrs.werkin 2 jobs(1 full time,1 part time) ahnd ai knows how dat wears on you & yur emotions…..hang in dere,kid!
will do, capn’ eekthecat!
Haz ai been promoted???….wuz jus Corporal Eeck yesserday!
yesh. yew can has promoshun
okie dokie… thyme to go werk in teh pretty smelling place. has a gud day, cheezpeeps!!!
You too !!!!!
Dis wun calls for abandunment of all machure langwij skills, to wit:
SKWEE!!!!
SNORGULSNORGUL!!!
SMOOSMOOSMOOSMOOSMOO!!!
*SPLORT*
Oh Duffy!! Aim gonna start at teh bottom an werk mai way up!
Furst, tho – this handee dandee blind fold, so yoo don’t luk again!
Nao -* sccoop scoop scaaaaype scoop!* An PLOP! Into yr hed! Yr veree preshus hed, ai mite add!! Still luking forward to moar nooscasts!!
An tehn *Pat pat pippity pat anna tuk tuk smmmmmmooooooohth tuk!*
An * SNAP* awn wif teh CHRG(wdoi) – wun ov teh original Ambercat wuns!
Next – rap yoo up in teh sawft blankee (jack Deth JUST broughted these in!!)
Nao -heer’s yur choklit. Sit heer qwietlee for a bit. Ai’ll just prop yoo up next to Maus OK???
Yu must haz left teh orientashun seminar for nu kittehs ear-ly, and mist the instrukshun manool paw-out (fur doz widout hands!). But noes wurries, xxxxtra kyoot nu kittehs can alwuz relie on der luks, and can enjoi all the snorgles wizout hasn to lissen to all the riduloos tings teh hoomins iz gonna be sayins when dey seez yu!
o no neber had dis happin,,,,,,,,,macho draining frum bodee,,,,,,,,,hed swelllllllin to danjuris lebal,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ackkkkkkkkkkkkkk,,,,,splort!!!!!!
Whoa! jpjohnsr! Furgit teh macho!! NOWUN can wifstand teh reelee cyoot kitteh fur long!
So – *drag drag draaaaag* Ooofff!!
There! yoo ar nao propped up next to Duffy an Maus an Zauberflote! Ai’ll be rite bak wif yur braynes!!
* sings* tra la la la laaaaa Ai’m scooooping up the braynes. Just scooooping up teh Braynes! La laaaaal la la la laa I’m happeee again!
So brains ar awl heer! *paloop* In tehy go!!!
*tuk tuk tuk tuk* Pat pat pipppeiteee pat pat* – awl smoothe again!
an – heer iz teh CHRG(wdoi). Keep it awn when yoo cum heer. Fur yur own purrtekshun!!!
Nao teh best part!!! Yur choklit ov comfort AND teh sawft blankee – maek yoo feel awl warm an snugglee!!
Soon yoo will be AWL bedder!!!
Luuks liek yuu beet me tuu iyt, Janet; taht’s guud; soe JP iys awl taiken caire
ov.
munching choklit,,,,,,,snugglein blanky fank u
Jack puts Bunnee Eerz
awn Bebbeh Calikko. Hoapz
2 slowz daown sum ‘Sploart!’z
Cawllz in Ayr Drawp 4
noo CCCz andz entyre
TyneeCat famlee!
Lawtza broomz andz dusst
panz 4 scoopeeeng. Wyde funnellz
4 poareeng branyz bakk
Noo CHRGz
habz vyzurr wiff Bunnehz awn
t3h insydez 2 halp
cawllm daown ‘Sploart!’eez
untillz nexxt tyme. Less skayree
tahn beeg dawrk blyndfoald
Jack.
Ohhh, Jack, vyzurrs wiff Bunnehz awn teh insydez, whut a gud idae!!
OK Jpjohnsr, Ai fixx yuu up;
CCC bees stil neerbye frum awl teh abuve splorts;
Sweepey, sweepey, alla braynes up; pile iyntu JP’s hed; sekure firmley wif duckee taipe; pulles awn CHRG wdoi adn snap awn; geyt greine sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn cubber JP’s up tuu chin; geyt hawt chokomalit drinkee
adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tu JP;
OK awl dune, JP; taike iyt eesy foar naow adn restes awile!!!!!
Thanks CKK!!! Teemwerk iz awaiz the best!!
Fank you bofe for dee tenders cares
Yoo ar MOAST welcum, jpjohnsr! We awlwaiz trai to taek gud care ov ar deer cheezchums!!
Ah yez, eerz. Jest go strayt ahed tu nozez, left fru pawz, awl teh wey daon until yu see taylz, an take a riet. U kant mis it.
Fank u fr shawpin IkeeyaKat.
Duz IkeeyaKat purrfoarm iynstahllashun, oar iys iyt ‘assehmbleey reekwyred)?
Yooshoowulee itz “dew it yrself,” but eer instulayshun kumz fwee eif awl noo kitnz. (an dis wun lukz pritee noo.)
HUH?!?! I can’t heer u!
I WANT MY EERZ BAK! yU sed, “lind mii yore eerz”, naut “gib mii yore eerz”!!!
Cheezfrenz, Hoominz, Countrycatz…..
oh maiz…all dez branz ovr de plas…
We Hav DEFCON-KYUUT LEBBEL FIVE!!!! Wee-oooh! Weee-ooh! All hanz on dek to man CCC! CHRGs deployed!!!
There’s dirt on your nose, did you know that? Just there.
/obskewr refruns
She’s mental, that one.
Not sew obskewr, ackshully.
iz still bob-skewer 2 mii.
butt ei kan gess it B a show frum TTI becuz ob teh frazes, “sort out”, and “, that one”
S’frum Harry Potter…win Her-my-onee first meets him an Ronald Weasley….
An now Ai has to go read dem AGAIN an Ai just finished a couple weeks ago for teh elebbenty billionth time. An watch ‘em.
Ai purrfeckly understandz u. I readz dem ebbery year again.
Ummmm…..Ai read dem ebbery few monthses. Along wit mai mystery books, fantasy and sci fi. Ai kinda eatses teh books. Ai am a vorhaichus readur.
Haz u eber red “The Cat Who…..” merder misery buks wif teh catz Koko nd YumYum?
Luvs dem! Mai auntie got me hookeded a long tiem ago.
Dere is alsew teh “Midnight Louie” seeriez, an sum udders I has nawt red. Teh “Sneakie Pie” bookses are fun, too.
ai reeds em 365 days a yeer and jest came back frum vakashun wiht mai neffew’s copees uv teh firstest two in Jerman. is tew phunnee tryin to figger it awt wiht mai limited Jerman, and tehn tehy frows a frase laik “undursleyish” amungst it all, iz berry amuzin.
has ennywun lissened to audiobuk verzions? Jim Dale duz complootly awesum job. And can lissen whyle doing udder nawt-kyoot tings, lyke housework!
Stephen Fry is much winsome. Srsly. Himz Hagrid sowndz ekzaktlee liekRobbeh Coltrain an’ Fry red it befoar Coltrain plaid himz!
Doan like Dale. Tew much akting, not enuf reeding.
I is reeding Half Blud Prins agin.
ai thinks taht Jim Dale is grate, but wud lubs to heer Mr. Fry as ai lubs him for menny menny yeerz.
She needs to sort out her priorities.
Ai izza a big fan.
I works on HP Lexicon. Kurrentlee nawt so grate, aksherly
WHy is dat not nawt so grate, starling? AI iz curiyes cheezpeep.
sorry about trubbles on lexicon, starling. Ai nows abowt it.
Geeez … how em ai suppawsed to handle CCC when ai’m blindfawlded???
No CHRG can protect aginst dis cyooootness *reeling dangerously*
*qwicklee ties blindfold awn Upfi* Maeks Upfi sit down bay Maus, zauberflote, jpjohnsr an Duffy!!
Kwik – sum choklit!! an a sawft blankee. Keep yur ayes closed, think ov the taxes!!
Yoo shud bee better soon. An heer iz a reelee nice CHRG(wdoi) – we’ll just put it awn fur a purrrr cawshun!!!
eeeeek! Taxes! NOT WANT!!!1!!!
Sumbudde cawl me???
Ai dont know nuthin abowt no taxes !!!!!
me neither! Dat’s why ai DONT WANT!!!1!! Mabbeh if ai am blindfawlded ai can haz good eggscuse nawt to do dem?
Dint call eeckthecat inta … insen … on purrpaws, sry! But awlweyz nice 2 C U!
Nyce to see u,2!
****luks guilty**** Ai can aktually fill owt teh EZ form….mai taxes iz nawt so bad to do (no spouse,no kids,nawt enuf deductions).
No need 2 feel guilty, eeckthecat! Itz lubbely if u can do it urself. But tscherman taxes are hawribbly diffikult and ai haz nawt been up 2 it for teh last three years. *hangs head in shame*
Nao awl mai dog … doqu … paperz haz gone to tax atwhyzor. Better 2 get halp than 2 go under.
Yikes…ai hopes ebberyfing iz in order !!!
Ai haz much reespect for doze who haz to fayce teh diffycult taxes…..
taxes? Ai gottd an oinkle in taxes….. Dallas, taxes……..
(wif apologees tu Chico Marx….)
Tx JanetCanHAs4Kittehs, u r most kind! Ai awlreddy feelz mush better. I can haz moar choklit plz? Orinj flavred?
Tax-us naugt B funny, butt yore comit iz, JCH4K!!
And gud ideer, Upfi! if’n wii knot can sea teh tackis, dey naugt eggshist, rite?
Rite! *eyes firmly shut under blindfold, snugglez in floofy blankit, sucks on chocklit*
Gobernmint cud uuse kitteh az a sekrit wehpun tuu repelles danjermous peeps;
Awl tehy hasta duu iys tuu poast a pikshure ov tihs kitteh iyn enny suspeckt plaises;
Kitteh wil rlly helpes Hoam Layndd Sekuritee!!!!!
yesh, an wii knot B giving dem R sekrit weppun—-the CHiggen Hed globes and udder gud stuffz on teh Crash Cart, etc!
i u sez “aim awl earz” wun moar tyme, iz go krayzee.
Callin Dr. Tinycat!
U has noo baby brover!
Ai fink we shuld open a SPLORT WARD 4 awl teh vicktyms of teh ultim8 cyootness.
*nibbles choklit, leans against Maus, zauberflote, jpjohnsr and Duffy, sighs heavily*
*byes awl sorts ob chokit 4 teh ward: goodiva, hurrshee’s, duvv’s, lendt, nesselleez, and ritter-splort*
Oooooh, AWL mai faff … favel … mai best lubbed flavrz!!!!1!!! Fank U Kitkay, u iz sow generush!
yU Bee berry mush welkum, Upfi—wii kan has a chocklit buffet!!!
*lines up teh sweeties on long tayble, handz out plates 2 cheezfrens*
Oh Kitkay! Yoo laik teh Ritter Splort chawklit? Teh faktoree iz veree neer where ai used to live in jermanee! Teh veree nayme maeks me a liddle bit hoamsik.
Upfi – we DOO have such a place. It iz called teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward – an iz rite neer teh Princess Mu Majicul Meadow. Nawt at awl far frum heer.
There iz a nice liddle Chaplol conneketed too it – an rite ourside teh door iz teh Outdoor Cafe, wehre yoo can hav refreshing beverajes an tastee treets, inclooding PARFAITS. An yoo can watch ur beloved Hart frenz froliking an playing!
cweenmj said she wuz thinking ov maeking a map – so peepl cud fiind ebreething eesilee.
Dat soundz sow wandafull! Ai wantz 2 stay awl day and nawt do pleh wurk. Ai wuld mush rather sit and watch mai belubbed cheezfrenz frollick! And eat chocklit.
If cweenmj can makez a map to sow I can findz teh way, dat wuld bee egg sell ant!!!1!
SPLORT! Ah, darnit,
Can someone get mah brainz back?
wut a mess hear! wii can B gitting yU sum braynz back, butt eI naught shure wich wonz R yers! yU can has mixt braynes?
oh, iffn yoo haz too manee peeps braynes in wun pile, send ‘em ober to d’Beaker Labs – tehy haz teh Brayne Separating Stuffs which will gib yoo teh braynes awl sorted owt.
I can haz brainz wif tax-foam-infilling skillz, plz? Berry urchintly needed…
Or mabbeh ai can ask eeckthecat for halp. Cheezfrenz awlways dere 4 each uther!
Ohhh isnt she beautiful!
Yesh; her iys!!!!!!
Aaaaaawwwww! Is orlrite, IttehBittehKitteh – yu mai has mist owt awn teh eers, but yu got a dubble dose ob cyoot!
Snorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle
Ho-lee bukkitz!! Well…Ceiling Cat sez if u want a pikshur on teh front page, den gotta be willing ta sakrifice earz an tailz an noesez!
m^..^m
Dat iz so kyoot it fizzically hurtz me 2 luk at it.
Woah, lookit all dah splortz! Diz not rite. Me will halp! *Getz 2 soar-tin braynz*
Bee Tee Dubble-U, if u peepz r goin 2 see berry kewt kitteh pix, ware a beythin kap. Workz wen I haz teh splorts. Dat wayz i not loose mah braynz.
An u kan goe hier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-BgunznCw
an listun to da kitteh in da pitchur. Da rite honorable Sweatpea!!!!
aer yoo shur dis aer teh reel kitteh? it lookz fayke
/me dies from the kyootz
EEEKKK!MAJER SPLORRTTAGE!!!
Sorree fur awl cap letturs but da wil baby iz sooo kyute!!!
*fawling to groun*
Wowsers, Katzi;
Yuu haz bin heer a laaaaung tiem;
Wel, Ai duu mai bestes:
Driveses CCC roun teh kourner; geyts duyst pann adn bruhsh adn sweeepey,
sweeps alla teh braynes,(teh wuns taht ar lehft) up;
pileses intu Katzi’s hed; taipez Katzi’s hed wif duckee taipe;
geyts CHRG wdoi adn pulles oaver Katzi’s hed;
geyts sawftee pynk blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn pulles up tu Katzi’s chin; geyts byg pynk lemohnaide adn chokomalit possums: gibbs tu Katzi;
OK Katzi; jes restes naow afture yuur lauung oardeel; taike iyt eezee adn restes foar awhil; mebbee taike a liddel nappee
Helo kan ne1 tell meh wat bweed of lolcat is dis rly? plz email meh at lizardcha@gmail.com. kthnxbi
Ai lubs teh Skowtish Foldie kittehs! Diz wun, be a Wepin uv Mass Splortage!!! Needz tu be held in tawp-seekrit sekure fasilitee….lyk, MAI hawse… Ai tayks dis kitteh intu custudee fur ebberywun’s safetee!
kthxbai!
lukkilee ai wuz wearin mai 50’s swimmin cap as a precawshun an jus had to grab teh top of mai hedd tew make sure under chinny strap did not brake. splort sucksessfully kontained.
ok, juss go 2 mai ear dept, i fix it!
so cute