I iz nu heer
I iz nu heer Wich way to earz dept?
hoep ur earz r nawt on bakordur.
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Ah, heck!
SPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!1!!!!111!
Oh noes!!1!! We iz gonna needs lots o hot choklot fur this one! Here, kitteh made u sum.
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Awww, 3C, dats teh cyoot an teh pikk-mii-up sew I can get teh CCC!
*3Cs pourz a slug of hot chawklit on ZF’s braynes awn floor*
*Braynez awn floor use telekysneezix tew bring CCC close bai*
*Braynez ditto tew sweepy sweepy an tuky tukky an scoopy scoopy selvez intew ZF’s hed*
*ZF snaps awn teh 50’sBC an fassenz strap*
Ok, now fer Maus an lolnascar!
Sweepie swppee sweepie, skoop sckoopie skoop, tukk tukky tuk, strain strain seive sieve teh braynez tew tehr proper ownerz.
Snaps awn teh 50’sBC an teh dukky taype, passez own floofy blankies wif liddle turkles awn em.
Heer’s a cuppa 3Cs’s hawt chawklit an sum anteater shayped chawklitz, yawl relaz nao.
And, whut’s been going on since I took so ling to type this….?
Yesh, kitteh am berry considerate and keeps teh hot chokolat handee fur picshures liek dis one. Hope der is ennuf choklot to go around. Me thinks we’ll
be needin it muchly 2day.
Maus an KTNF, comsplortulayshunz…..I iz goonna haffta get teh CCC wyle mai braynez iz awl ober teh flooooorrr
*weeklee dragz off tew fine teh CCC*
ZF u just lay still there!
***runsoff to find the CCC***
There it is!!
Furst, Maus…
sweepitty sweepity sweep
sscraype scraype all the bits of braynes up, dont wanna miss anny..
Gets owt noo i scream scoop and plunks teh branes in craneul cavity, wif a nice smoothy top.
Wraps up the hed wifh the 50’s baffing cap and tapey tapeytapeytapeytapeytapeytapeytapeytapey….
ok I think that’s enuf.
Hands Maus the rekwisitie sawft blankee (green) and hawt choklit and turns to ZF….
oh my, Lieber Maus….yur braynes, dey iz awl ober teh plaec!
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runs orf to find teh CCC (wich wuz recentlee restocked, fankfulee!)
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*agoooga agooooga*
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*runs up to Maus, handing him sum choklit possums*
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sweep sweep sweepity sweep, gitting awl the braynes in wun pile
plop, pat, plop, pat, plop, pat, plop, pat
tuk tuk tuk tukkity tuk
yank tug ov teh big purple an bloo CHRGs (I nabbed em frum the horspital fur jest such splorts) awn yur hed
wrap wrap wrap ov teh dukkytayp to keep the CHRGs awn
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okay, Maus, wuht color blankee wuld yoo liek? I’z gawt a nicy sky bloo wun, wiff fluffy clouds an kittehs awn it.
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*tucks teh sawftee blankee arownd Maus”
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iz too eerlee fer a martoonie? No? Okay den, heer’s a choklit Martoonie fer ya!
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nao, jes sit quietly fer a bit, an yoo’ll be fine. Fink ov sumfing nawt cyoot, like landfills, it mite help in recobery.
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oh, and BTW - wuht kind ov sillybrashun do yoo an KTNF want fer teh nawt sekkond spot??
*Weakly*
Fanks. Taht wuz a big splort.
*Looks a kitteh again*
Uh, oh…
SPPPLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!1!!!1!!!!1!
O Mai.
Repeets abuv proceedure, this time using noo i screem scoopy to plunk in the braynes nice and tightee…
and finishes off wif a blindfold so Maus cannot re-splort hisself for a third time.
Heer, haz a choklit crawssant wif ur hawt choklit and DON’T TAKE OFF THAT BLINDFOLD MISTUR!
**wags fingur thretenglee evven tho he can’t see it**
Teh six ov us fanks you…
Dang! I NOO I forgotted somthing!
**kwiklee blindfolds Mauz’s othur 5 purrsonaliteez and hands them all crawsannts**
*whispurrs to PB2K* He mite bee wanting sum Scotch! It iz becuz he wanted it taht we got paws4thot to fetch awl ov teh grate Scotch vaireitees purrsonallee frum Scotland!
There ar NINE different kinds!!
oh, I had fergitted abowt teh Scotch!
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duz wii still hab sum? wehre did we store it, teh Nawty Barn?
No, no!! It’s rite awn teh CCC! Well, INit!! Open the door awn teh rite hand side at the bottom! It’s awl there. Becuz - it’s fur MEDICNAL Purrposises!!!
The liszt shoud bee hanging there too, but SHURLEE Maus, wif his peh. . .feenoma. . .reelee gud memrey will no wath is there!!
Shirley Maus?
Guess dat’s betturr dan Sue.
Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon!
Surely there must be something you can do.
I’m doing everything I can… and stop calling me Shirley.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
oh, nao I sees it! fanks, JCH4K! I wuz so bizzee tayping up heds taht I missed it!
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*plops doan heabilee awn teh couch*
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man, tihs as bin a bizzee day fer teh CCC!!! dis littel kyootie haz uz runnink awl ober teh commints!
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*fixes maiself a nys kool choklit dwinkee - choklit soda!*
*plops down beside PB2K*
WOW!! Ai shur am glad yoo were heer! An CKK! Thiz cudda been a reel baaaaad day at teh ICHC!!!
Oooh - choklit soda! Ai think ai’ll hav sum too!!
*sip sip sip* ai like putting them awl in teh Hed Splort Revoveree Ward. Teh vue ov the Princess Mu Meadow iz soo prittee throooo taht hyoooj pikchur window! an we know tehy ar awl saife! At leest, until teh NEKST reelee cyoot kitteh cums along! LOL!!
yup! - teh vu iz lubberlee!
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I jes readed yur reskew doan teh commints a wais, an I nao haz an eerwurm! “jes sweeping up teh braynes, jes sweeping up teh braynes! Wif kittehs ov kyootness, I’z happy agin!
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*goze to teh bar fer moar choklit sodas*
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want sum moar, JCH4K?
Oh yes, pleez! itz REELEE tastee!!
An ai ar soo happee taht yoo hav teh eerwurm!! Ai wuz HOPEING sumwun wud notiss!! LOL! But ai started doing - an reelee did start singing it. But ai cudn’t remember awl ov the words!!
Janet & PB2K,u has been awsum dis mornin……
Thank yoo, eecktehcat. May ai say - but ov corse!!! For wee ar
Meeshiganders!!
Fank yoo, Eeeck!!!
yup, we iz teh Holding Down ov I-94 Groop!
Congrats Maus!
I did make a CCC attempt fur u and ZF…. but werdlesspress eeted it. *sigh*
Gud thing Pb2K wuz heer!
Leeza-b, fankz fur ur effertz!
I gotta goez nao, getz tyrez fur hubby’z car-car…..Bai awl!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
oh, fank yoo, Maus! I’z bin too bizzy cleening up teh splorts to maek anee announceemints!
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wii kan haz uz a gud ol partee!
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shuld we alert leeza-b to git awl teh swirrels reddy? an teh pi shop peeps, too?
considur me alurted!!
I haz the skwirrlz warmin up now!
I wunder where Booklion haz been? She usually halps wif the Pi Stawl…. ?
Ohai, leeza-b. I haz been out wif bad case of shingles on skalp. Today first day I haz
been able to reed commints. I do best to b heer to help tomorrow.
Yu can borrow lion to help “enkuraj” skwirrels to grater whippey creem efforts.
Owcheez! Shnglz on skalp! Had tehm on mai middul adn hadz mush hurtz. Hoap u feelin bettr suun.
O boi, birfday party 4 jan-can, fangs 4 teh inbite, maus, i kan B present wiff my present. *rubbs chin trying 2 fink ob a gud gifft*
i is new heer two. This kitteh gibz my hart a kyoot attak!!!!!!
****splort***
awlso— needa tail, andda nosie
congratz on yer ty wif Maus KtNF… luks liek u are the onlee wun left standing tho! Wud u liek sum cawfee and donuts?
I mite see wut I can do fur Maus and ZF… altho I is nawt a professhunal…..
haha… cawfee and donuts– do nawt want! (ai started werking at dunkin donuts yesterdy… was nawt sew grate, akshully. Would rather has onlee jawb at baf and body werks, akshully. )
Ai can has appul joose and yummy pastry? liek a croissant?
oolala! I luvs the craw-sants!
Duz u want plane, or choklit?
**gets owt stromberry jam to go wif plane**
ai can has bof? wel… yah, bof. I be wantin teh plane now (wif buttr plz) and ai will gunna save teh chawklit one for latr.
well shure! But u cud has 2 fur now and 2 fur later if u wants, too..
and hay, u did noes I was teesing u yesterdai abowt the hedbatting, rite? There wuz no ackshual hedbat… I wus just trying to be punny.
whew! ai wuz afraided yew wuz mad at me for being gone latelee!
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No! I wuz not mad but I did miss u Kafleen!
As did everywun else I’m shure!
Aaaaw {{{{{leeza-b}}}}}. Iz sorry, de hedbattin feeasko wuz mai fawlt. I, ahem, oberreakkted.
Sorry.
I missd u 2, Kafleen.
*hedbats MelOnyx*
That wuz a luv pat!!
Dere wuz hed batz yesterday??? And I missinged dem? Ratz!! (not teh conga type) Duz deh hed bat hab minyunz?
hey ktnf — thru teh majic of teh intertubes, un croissant frum You’re Up, where they know how to do croissants.
what?
ok, ok, no pushing and shuving, no grabby paws.
here’s sum croissants (the flaky kind wif butter) for eberybuddy.
Kafleen wented to werk…ai will eet her crowsaunt for hers
*****nom,nom,nom *****
nummynommy!!
nuffin bettur than the wuns that get baeked fresh everry dai!
And also.. I think the cawfee is bettur in You’re Up. Just the plane ol cawfee. We can has too?
*grabby pawz*
Fankz Pd’B.
*nom nom nom*
mmmmmm. Egg sell ant.
Luckee Phillipe iz in jermanee!!! Where they hav, ai think, pawsssiblee the verreee best bred in teh hole wyde whillled!!!
Too bad he izn’t in teh Stuttgart area! He cud send us - via teh innertubal majikck,
teh moast wunderful fresh pretzuls!! Yoo slice tehm open, butter them an eet them whilst still warm. *sigh*
AI can sendz you pretzuls, 2! Ai livez in Munich, Bavaria (yezz, teh one wif teh Hofbrauhaus and teh Oktoberfest). Heppy bearsday, JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
*shoves tray full of oven-warm pretzuls over the intertoobes*
mebbe sum moar noze 2.
“you’re going to have to point - I can’t hear you”
I’m wif Mausie–SPLOOORRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh oh…diz iz gonna be a bizzee day fer the CCC!
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nao, zauberflote, jes sit kwitelee, an nom awn sum choklit possums. I’m sure Maus will share teh box wif yoo.
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sweep sweep sweepity sweep
plop plop plop plop plop
tuk tuk tuk tukkity tuk
tug a big 50’s style bafing cap awn yur hed, an tugs teh chinstrawp awn titelee
wraps a big sawftee blankee, lite green wif flowers awn it, arown ZF
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relax, an yoo’ll be fine purty soon
Aww, PB2K, u r kynde! Owr caringz, dey haz crawssded in teh cyberspayce!
Iz rite next to teh noses department kitteh
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