EGAD!

EGAD! We’z been spelling cheezburger rong!
u noe hao 2 spell bath tho.
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EGAD! We’z been spelling cheezburger rong!
u noe hao 2 spell bath tho.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Lunacte
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Weel , haow du yu spel it?
congratulashuns!!!
skuse me while i hijak dis wif a PSA
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You are cordialolly invited
…………….to the birfdae celebrashunz of our b’lovd fren
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JCH4K~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
tomorofl @ 12 noon EMT (easternMarytime)
……………..Formal attire is rekwired (becuz i feel like dressin up)
……………………………………..BYOBBQ*
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Oh Mary Oh!!! Taht iz teh byootiful!!!
*sniff* Yoo maek mee feel so speshul!!
aw, JCH4K…. *snorgulsnorgulsnorgul*
well Janet… you ARE!
Twue, iz veri twue.
Ohai, Janet, n e rekwestz fur prezintz? Nawt tu shiny fur LCB tu be cubutting. A nais tarara, ub corse.
mebee we can call in sum firemins to distrakt teh LCB so she wont be temted bye teh tiaras & otter shineeee stuffs.
Dat uzully wurkz pritty gud.
Happee birfday JCH4K frum tohse of us on teh otehr syed of teh werld.
Yew want choklit pavlova fore yore caek?
ooooo. lemmee tek caer o’ dat ’til tomorro, ‘kay?
*putz teh choklit pavlova in seekrit hidin place*
*watches………silently*
irawnicully…*just* laik a stagehan’!
Hai Mais Oui - yew lookies abter taht chocklit pavlova veddy well. I hears taht tumtums are gud hidey plaices.
Hai kk! Mai tumtum’s gotz ruum, sew Ai bolunteers tew hyde it. *Luks awae nd lickz lipz.*
Hai cats. Ewe’ll bee hapi to noe taht we hab fourkast for snoe to loe lebels for teh wekend. Ai haz a frend wib his fore kidz aribing tonite fore a wekend bisit. Tihnk it wil bee indores tyme.
*makez speshul choklit pavlova for catsablance, cos peepul frum dunedin needzes it.*
O, kimkiwi, taht’s sew knid ob u! Ai’ll haz 2 fynd a playse 2 hyde it fur nao, cuz mai tumtum is….uh…..kinda full (haz nuffin 2 dew wif ober choklit pavlova u mayde fur teh partee, en spyte ov whut gma insinyoo…ensinu…sed. Rly.). Ai c taht u r sendin kiwifroot, 2…..Ai likez tew kut tehm en haf nd skoop tehm owt wif a spoon liek tehy haz a bilt-in bwol. 4 kidlets indores iz gonna b a longgggggg weekund bisit…..yew haz mai sympafies!
Cats, yew absolootly hab teh bist way to eated teh kiwifrootz - tahts how us duz it hea in nooziland.
Iz nerely tiem fore lunchnoms - tihnk ai will hab cheezburgr wib eggstra cheez. Wee no hab teh cheezfrys hea but.
Teh juwnya terawrists iz o’kay, tehre jest be lotz ob tehm. Tehy kwite liek me fur sum rayson, eben tho larts tiem tehy waz at may plaice ai hadz to be Growlie Perrsun. Tehy haz naice daddie tho
“Juwnya terawrists”…..snert! “Naice daddie”……hmmmmmm. Ai haz carbed wud Kiwibirdie salt&pepper shakurz frum Nooziland, nd Ai knowz hao tew eet teh Kiwifroot, nd Ai lib en Dunedin, sew kin Ai b Honeraree Noozilander?
Yew shur kin be honeyrarey noozilander. Welkum to mai countree.
Me and tehir daddie iz frenz, mebbe wun dai we bees moar tahn frenz. Butt tehir mumma iz crazee syko laddee nd she bees menie to daddie (tehy is seprated) so he tihnks orl wimmens iz crazee syko laydies. He shure has mush kyootness tho. Almost needzes teh CCC when ai seeings him!
Fank u sew muchly, KK! Ai’ll maek teh noet ob it en mai passpowrt.
Gib teh daddie tyme, he’ll c taht wimminz iz nawt awl teh sayme. Ai wuld sugjest ware teh CHRG wehn hee coems ober, butt taht myte nawt hlep ur cayse en prooving ur difrent. Iz gud taht u nd hiz kidlets getz alawng. Hab a gud tyme wif tehm…..breeng tehm 2 teh birfdae partee 2morrow!
Ai gree taht waring teh CHRG (wdoi) wud nawt help mai case. Nerely Caturday nd ai kant wayte.
Fink Ai beddur maik sum moar ub dat chonklit pabloba cuz doz sneky watchurz eted Kim’s awl up.
Ai’ll put sum rasperreez awn it.
Ai’ll sendzes sum kiwifroot thru teh intertoobs, to go wiv teh raspbreeze.
Whuteber r u syaing, Gma?? Ai dint heer enee nom nom nom soundz. *Putz awn innosent fayce* Rasperreez nd choklit r mai favoritist combinashun, sew u kin truzt mee tew hyde it frum tohse ubber cheezpeepz waht wud eet it bfor teh partee.
Pabloba iz berry kwyit tu ete wen yur jus taiking ker ub it . Ai noze deze fingz. Ai razed 3 kidz. NE waiz ai sed ai wil maik sum moar jus in cais . Kiwiz wif da rasberreez wif da pavloba. wil be berry nom. Ai wil probly be lait but wil se yu awl. nd ai wil bring janet a purl ub gr8 prise.
ai comz nd halps yew, gma?
*whispurrs* ya wann some help “hidin” it?
Wut kind of cakes does you want for yous birfdae?
I hopes is toklit.
Soon 2 beez Happee
Birffday, JCH4k!
Urlee prezzentz 2!
JCH4K
iz ekksellunt Cheezfren.
Kwikk wiff t3h CCC!
Kittehz keepz Janett
bizzee. Iz ekkzaktlee wut
Kittehz duz besstest
I maykz spesshull S’moarz
4 Birffday gurl. Millkee Wayz
instedd ubz Hershee Bar
Jack.
Nawt ownly ar yu a pote but aslo a gud kuk. Mikle wai smoarz sownz nom.!
HAPPI BIRFDAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FQA: yes, you can has ice cweem & caek if u brings a prezzie.
12 noon EMT =6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Can I bringz iyc cweem & caek AZ 1 ov mai prezziez?
yesh, but no fair sayin, “i maded you caek & icecweem fur a prezzie…
but i eeted it” ‘kay?
Aww okai.
izzit okay to haz eeted “part” of it?
for quality controll purposes, ob corse.
Nd to maek shure iz not poysunis, ob corse.
Ennybuddy elss wuz remyndid ov “Teh Poysun Tester* poem in teh buk “Falling up” by Shel Silverstein?
BYOBBQ*
*bekuz yu duzn’t wanna eet teh BBQ dat Igor is bringing. Trust me on disH.
just don’t tell me “The secrets in the meat.”
*shudder*
Mrs. Mooney haz a pi shop! Duz her biznezz but I haz notissd sumfin weerd: Latleh all her neyborz catz haz disipeerd. Haz 2 hand it 2 her. Wut I collz enterpryze poppin puzzeez into piez!
I’m shoor datz a kwoet from sumfin - but itz disturbing.

Aw, iz srry nightshade. Iz not meenin 2 dizturb pplz. It be a qwote frum teh moovee “Sweenee Tod”.
She gotz nu flabur pi?
Wow - I akshully gest dat rite.
Maybe ’cause kitties are more defenseless…
(/lolspeak)
Why is it that the thought of kitties being eaten kinda disturbs me more than the thought of people being eaten?
(lolspeak)
Sumtimez ai iz jus teh sillee.
No, acshully I wuz reely reeleevd wen Mrs. Lovetts startd 2 use pplz in her piez insted ov kittehz.
soylent green is peeeeeeeeeeepul…………………
Ai thot iyt sownded liek Sweenee Tod!!!!
nah, teh sekrit *is* teh meat!
*twitch*
Iz we surbing da party awn da Royl Daltum wif han-paint periwiggulz yu gotz frum Ant Hysinth?
Eggsaladint aidea! (Hysinth, Roas, Daezee nd Vylet wont b coeming tew teh partee, ryte?)
gmawairzgreneshuz, wot woold u like in sillybrashunz?
Ai wuz luk at “if I only had a brain” frum wizurd ub oz but du nawt noze haow tu bring it ober heer fur ebreebuddeez.
hear ya goze:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hAg_k69a4M
Fankz, purfekt. haow du yu du it? ai hab buttun awn tuelbar tu go dere but du nawt noze haow tu get url ober tu heer. Awlwaiz sumfing nu tu lurn ebreedai. Iz gud.:)
Wen u iz der u hiylite teh web addrezz an press Ctrl+C. Den u cum bak heer an comment den u press Ctrl+V. Teh link shud b der.
Fankz ai fawt it wuz sumfing liek dat but dint se adres tu copy. tu menny plaiz tu lukking. tu muxh fur mai liddul brane, Dat’z y it wuz a gud sawng.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Be8zOB6OjWg
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hah !!!!! ai tried it an it werked !!!….ususalli ai jest rites it dwon (berry carefully) an haff teh time ai getz it rong….
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by teh way……diz iza “teh liddle space gurl” waz wun ov mi faborite sowngs wwen ai waz a liddle kidlet…..iz kinda stranj….
Newboddi haz ansewered yur kweschun, sew ai, der massssstu spellu, wil tell yew. Iz spelld CheezWivExtraChiizAnSumCheezBurger. Wiv a dubbl side-order of cheez.