EGAD!
EGAD! We’z been spelling cheezburger rong!
u noe hao 2 spell bath tho.
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Weel , haow du yu spel it?
congratulashuns!!!
skuse me while i hijak dis wif a PSA
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You are cordialolly invited
…………….to the birfdae celebrashunz of our b’lovd fren
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JCH4K~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
tomorofl @ 12 noon EMT (easternMarytime)
……………..Formal attire is rekwired (becuz i feel like dressin up)
……………………………………..BYOBBQ*
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Oh Mary Oh!!! Taht iz teh byootiful!!!
*sniff* Yoo maek mee feel so speshul!!
aw, JCH4K…. *snorgulsnorgulsnorgul*
well Janet… you ARE!
Twue, iz veri twue.
Ohai, Janet, n e rekwestz fur prezintz? Nawt tu shiny fur LCB tu be cubutting. A nais tarara, ub corse.
mebee we can call in sum firemins to distrakt teh LCB so she wont be temted bye teh tiaras & otter shineeee stuffs.
Dat uzully wurkz pritty gud.
Happee birfday JCH4K frum tohse of us on teh otehr syed of teh werld.
Yew want choklit pavlova fore yore caek?
ooooo. lemmee tek caer o’ dat ’til tomorro, ‘kay?
*putz teh choklit pavlova in seekrit hidin place*
*watches………silently*
irawnicully…*just* laik a stagehan’!
Hai Mais Oui – yew lookies abter taht chocklit pavlova veddy well. I hears taht tumtums are gud hidey plaices.
Hai kk! Mai tumtum’s gotz ruum, sew Ai bolunteers tew hyde it. *Luks awae nd lickz lipz.*
Hai cats. Ewe’ll bee hapi to noe taht we hab fourkast for snoe to loe lebels for teh wekend. Ai haz a frend wib his fore kidz aribing tonite fore a wekend bisit. Tihnk it wil bee indores tyme.
*makez speshul choklit pavlova for catsablance, cos peepul frum dunedin needzes it.*
O, kimkiwi, taht’s sew knid ob u! Ai’ll haz 2 fynd a playse 2 hyde it fur nao, cuz mai tumtum is….uh…..kinda full (haz nuffin 2 dew wif ober choklit pavlova u mayde fur teh partee, en spyte ov whut gma insinyoo…ensinu…sed. Rly.). Ai c taht u r sendin kiwifroot, 2…..Ai likez tew kut tehm en haf nd skoop tehm owt wif a spoon liek tehy haz a bilt-in bwol. 4 kidlets indores iz gonna b a longgggggg weekund bisit…..yew haz mai sympafies!
Cats, yew absolootly hab teh bist way to eated teh kiwifrootz – tahts how us duz it hea in nooziland.
Iz nerely tiem fore lunchnoms – tihnk ai will hab cheezburgr wib eggstra cheez. Wee no hab teh cheezfrys hea but.
Teh juwnya terawrists iz o’kay, tehre jest be lotz ob tehm. Tehy kwite liek me fur sum rayson, eben tho larts tiem tehy waz at may plaice ai hadz to be Growlie Perrsun. Tehy haz naice daddie tho
“Juwnya terawrists”…..snert! “Naice daddie”……hmmmmmm. Ai haz carbed wud Kiwibirdie salt&pepper shakurz frum Nooziland, nd Ai knowz hao tew eet teh Kiwifroot, nd Ai lib en Dunedin, sew kin Ai b Honeraree Noozilander?
Yew shur kin be honeyrarey noozilander. Welkum to mai countree.
Me and tehir daddie iz frenz, mebbe wun dai we bees moar tahn frenz. Butt tehir mumma iz crazee syko laddee nd she bees menie to daddie (tehy is seprated) so he tihnks orl wimmens iz crazee syko laydies. He shure has mush kyootness tho. Almost needzes teh CCC when ai seeings him!
Fank u sew muchly, KK! Ai’ll maek teh noet ob it en mai passpowrt.
Gib teh daddie tyme, he’ll c taht wimminz iz nawt awl teh sayme. Ai wuld sugjest ware teh CHRG wehn hee coems ober, butt taht myte nawt hlep ur cayse en prooving ur difrent. Iz gud taht u nd hiz kidlets getz alawng. Hab a gud tyme wif tehm…..breeng tehm 2 teh birfdae partee 2morrow!
Ai gree taht waring teh CHRG (wdoi) wud nawt help mai case. Nerely Caturday nd ai kant wayte.
Fink Ai beddur maik sum moar ub dat chonklit pabloba cuz doz sneky watchurz eted Kim’s awl up.
Ai’ll put sum rasperreez awn it.
Ai’ll sendzes sum kiwifroot thru teh intertoobs, to go wiv teh raspbreeze.
Whuteber r u syaing, Gma?? Ai dint heer enee nom nom nom soundz. *Putz awn innosent fayce* Rasperreez nd choklit r mai favoritist combinashun, sew u kin truzt mee tew hyde it frum tohse ubber cheezpeepz waht wud eet it bfor teh partee.
Pabloba iz berry kwyit tu ete wen yur jus taiking ker ub it . Ai noze deze fingz. Ai razed 3 kidz. NE waiz ai sed ai wil maik sum moar jus in cais . Kiwiz wif da rasberreez wif da pavloba. wil be berry nom. Ai wil probly be lait but wil se yu awl. nd ai wil bring janet a purl ub gr8 prise.
ai comz nd halps yew, gma?
*whispurrs* ya wann some help “hidin” it?
Wut kind of cakes does you want for yous birfdae?
I hopes is toklit.
Soon 2 beez Happee
Birffday, JCH4k!
Urlee prezzentz 2!
JCH4K
iz ekksellunt Cheezfren.
Kwikk wiff t3h CCC!
Kittehz keepz Janett
bizzee. Iz ekkzaktlee wut
Kittehz duz besstest
I maykz spesshull S’moarz
4 Birffday gurl. Millkee Wayz
instedd ubz Hershee Bar
Jack.
Nawt ownly ar yu a pote but aslo a gud kuk. Mikle wai smoarz sownz nom.!
HAPPI BIRFDAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FQA: yes, you can has ice cweem & caek if u brings a prezzie.
12 noon EMT =6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Can I bringz iyc cweem & caek AZ 1 ov mai prezziez?
yesh, but no fair sayin, “i maded you caek & icecweem fur a prezzie…
but i eeted it” ‘kay?
Aww okai.
izzit okay to haz eeted “part” of it?
for quality controll purposes, ob corse.
Nd to maek shure iz not poysunis, ob corse.
Ennybuddy elss wuz remyndid ov “Teh Poysun Tester* poem in teh buk “Falling up” by Shel Silverstein?
BYOBBQ*
*bekuz yu duzn’t wanna eet teh BBQ dat Igor is bringing. Trust me on disH.
just don’t tell me “The secrets in the meat.”
*shudder*
Mrs. Mooney haz a pi shop! Duz her biznezz but I haz notissd sumfin weerd: Latleh all her neyborz catz haz disipeerd. Haz 2 hand it 2 her. Wut I collz enterpryze poppin puzzeez into piez!
I’m shoor datz a kwoet from sumfin – but itz disturbing.
Aw, iz srry nightshade. Iz not meenin 2 dizturb pplz. It be a qwote frum teh moovee “Sweenee Tod”.
She gotz nu flabur pi?
Wow – I akshully gest dat rite.
Maybe ’cause kitties are more defenseless…
(/lolspeak)
Why is it that the thought of kitties being eaten kinda disturbs me more than the thought of people being eaten?
(lolspeak)
Sumtimez ai iz jus teh sillee.
No, acshully I wuz reely reeleevd wen Mrs. Lovetts startd 2 use pplz in her piez insted ov kittehz.
soylent green is peeeeeeeeeeepul…………………
Ai thot iyt sownded liek Sweenee Tod!!!!
nah, teh sekrit *is* teh meat!
*twitch*
Iz we surbing da party awn da Royl Daltum wif han-paint periwiggulz yu gotz frum Ant Hysinth?
Eggsaladint aidea! (Hysinth, Roas, Daezee nd Vylet wont b coeming tew teh partee, ryte?)
gmawairzgreneshuz, wot woold u like in sillybrashunz?
Ai wuz luk at “if I only had a brain” frum wizurd ub oz but du nawt noze haow tu bring it ober heer fur ebreebuddeez.
hear ya goze:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hAg_k69a4M
Fankz, purfekt. haow du yu du it? ai hab buttun awn tuelbar tu go dere but du nawt noze haow tu get url ober tu heer. Awlwaiz sumfing nu tu lurn ebreedai. Iz gud.:)
Wen u iz der u hiylite teh web addrezz an press Ctrl+C. Den u cum bak heer an comment den u press Ctrl+V. Teh link shud b der.
Fankz ai fawt it wuz sumfing liek dat but dint se adres tu copy. tu menny plaiz tu lukking. tu muxh fur mai liddul brane, Dat’z y it wuz a gud sawng.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Be8zOB6OjWg
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hah !!!!! ai tried it an it werked !!!….ususalli ai jest rites it dwon (berry carefully) an haff teh time ai getz it rong….
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by teh way……diz iza “teh liddle space gurl” waz wun ov mi faborite sowngs wwen ai waz a liddle kidlet…..iz kinda stranj….
Newboddi haz ansewered yur kweschun, sew ai, der massssstu spellu, wil tell yew. Iz spelld CheezWivExtraChiizAnSumCheezBurger. Wiv a dubbl side-order of cheez.
‘cheisbuargr’
n__n
And wif no apsosstrofees!!
LOL!!!!
no apostrofee’s?!
but we has plenty of othur fun stuff!
Anteeter shayped choklits
Beenies wif propellurs
CAEK
D….
Dreenkz ov all sortz
Eleefunt shaypd choklitz (we haz lotsa choklit shaypz)
Figz
G…
Grapez
Haikuz, sillibrutory
Icingz fur da caik
gigglols
hareblz
i screem and more caek!
J…
Bye y’all… gotta go c ya at teh par-tay!
Aw bi leeza!
Jammeez on pawz
Kitteh nip
Lemon jewc (VERI sowr!)
M…
Marshee Mellowz
Nougat-filled Choklitz
Oktopuss shaepd choklitz wif caramel filling
P…
MUNCHEEZ
‘Nilla wafers (in nanner puddin obcorse)
Obber cookies
P…
Qwite a lot uv choklit
Regular an dark!
Sum wif almonz…
Toffeee
Uglifroot
vanilly isceem
walnutz
xtra creem
yoggert
zabbagleeony
Yu noze haow tu maik da zababaloney? Nom!
TH shaypd choklit
Umbrella choklit dat acshully wurkz az umbrella
V…
As-post-trophies arr fyne if dey are cheez-flavur.
CRISIS!!
Ai think s yoo must spell it rite – insted ov rong!!
Qwik, cawl Cheez an Tofu!
sumwun’s gotta tellum!
Hoo, iz dis “Webster” ann whut maykes hizz dicshunaree rite?
i spels it “Y – U- M – E – E.” Dat iz rite?
Dat wud splayn y itz at teh end uv teh buk.
LOL too! U has gud sens uv hoomor. An nise avatar! Am big Chococat fan maiself, ‘cuz ai has da *reel* big blak chococat (name “Morgan”) at mai howse. Hee’s 15 and kinda crabbity now. An hee has kidney failure so we duz sub-q flooids an such, an he’s bin chuggin along fur moar dan a year now… Ai shud go get mee a Chococat avatar…
Awww.. Hugs for {{{{Morgan}}}}
fanky yoo!
Jus points tew teh pikshur. Teh waitress wl noe whut u meens.
LOLZ!!!
Conga rations, gmawairzgreneshuz! ewe can spel it howebber ewe liek. Pls haz a drinkie on mee.
Fankz, {{{{[Anniepuss}}}}
No, dicshionairy just rong…
whew… ai wuz werried.
dis buk is full of maded up wordz
Teh dichonary is borked.
Dikshnary appears to opend to T or S. Tcheezburger?
In Soviet Russia, tcheezburger spells you!
(Russian alphabet has specific letter for “tch” sound…)
LOL!
Naw. Da cheez iz obviusly swiss cheez, so wood hav tew start wiv s.
Towtalee OT. Eye wuz @ a sushi playze tudai fur lunch, an eye ober heered sum laydeez tawking bout dere kittehz. An how coot de wuz, anna coot tingz de did. Ann how dey pikz upp da strayz @ dis tyme uff da year cuz itz kitten tyme, etc. Sew bye de end uff da meel, eye cooden’t hold bak n e moar. Sew I writed ICHC addrezz down an went ober tu dere taybul an sayd scuze mee but eye haz a purrfec interweb site fur u. I tink u rilli enjoi it.
Sew iff n e uff da laydeez cayme tu ICHC, welcum, eye hopez u lyke it heer!
Didja giv dem sum tribblez?
No, butt eye tole dem tu luk fur “Tribble” inna commentz seckshun!
Ai gess datz cloes enuff.
Ohai, Tribble, Iz ownly rite tu butt intu da stranjurs conbursashunz tu tel dem deze yewsful fingz.
Eye not butted inn orr eves droped! Dere wuz 4 uff dem tawking rite in phront uff mee. Eye wayted till dere meel wuz ober, an den tole dem.
Ann eye tink dis berri yewsful infurmashun! Were elze can u lol awl dai an tawk tu u lublee peepul?
Twue. Dis iz teh funniesst playc in interwebz!
Den yu iz moar purlite dan ai wud be.:)
Eye wuz afrayed dey wood tink eye wuz a nutter iff eye butted inn!
Dey prolly alreddi dew! Butt sum tymez u gotta tayke a chanze to spred da lol wurd!
Ub corse! we duin ar jawb.
Nao how’m I gonna finish mah thesis?
tee, hee, hee!
WAITAMINNIT….
Is “cheezburger” at the end of that dikshunary, or is teh book upzide down?
Mebbe weez AWL bin spellin it rong eben wen we thot we wuz rite.
Ef spellin “cheezburger” iz rong, Ai don wanna be rite!
appendix for lolspeak?
(datz teh end ov teh buk, btw, not in ur boddy)
mi kneetha, so
ef et makez u happee -et kant b taht bad
But he in da wrong place to look up Cheezburger. he in da back. cheez in front
Mayee it’s Heebruu dikschary.
c-h-e-e-z-e-r-b-u-r
mai bad
doh!
not doh, is burger.
yew kneedz teh doh 2 mek teh burgur - BAP!!!!1
SFX supplyd bai comicfontz-r-uz……..
ICHC: Howmurr Simpsunn stiyl. *sings* “Duff beer 4 meh, Duff beer 4 u, I haz a Duff, U haz 1 2!”
…no, akshulii teh dikshunairii spellz it rong.
naow wii noes. Kitteh lookin 4 a burger n teh “T”s.
Chaikovsky => Tchaikovsky, zo
Cheezburger => Tcheezburger!
:O
holy tcheezburgers!
yuo’z rite!
is speld cheebourgerr
“Cheebourgerr cheebourgerr
Pepsi Pepsi
Cheebourgerr cheebourgerr
No Coke! Pepsi”
two cheep
Izn’t dat a fewn book?
this kitteh not lookin in the Cs…
Oh noes – the secret iz out…
Wel, kitteh, iyf weez bin spehllyng ‘cheezburger’ rong, weez bin spehllyng
ebbereefin eylse rong awlsoe;
O Noooooooes, iys tihs teh eynd ov ICHC az weez knoes iyt????
Ar dere kraks iyn teh iynfrastrukshure ov iyts waulls az weez speeks?
Iys owr liddel kummunitee staurtyng tuu krumble??
Nawt tuu feer!!!!! Oar bees afraidez!!!!
Kitteh haz bin reedyng a rlly byg Bible Kommintareey;
(tehy dyd nawt haz cheezburgers oar fass fuud bak tehn;
taht’s wye her kan nawt findez korreck spehllyng inna Indexx!!!!)
nawt tuu worri. kitteh iz usen Oxford Engrish Dixtionery, 4th edishun.
knew version iz nawt owt yet.
iz nowt rong if uu uzez LOL speak. so we spellz everiting rite!!!!
spellchekeh kitteh spellchekehz
wen u r nawt om
das not dicshunry. cheezburger in bibel now? in buk of jenisis?
aww clever