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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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STELLLLLLA!
Concatulashonz lcb an Allison on yur top spot tye! U wantz a tayle gatin partay inna parkin lot b 4 da big gayme?
It’s hot out. Can we tailgate inside instead? Let’s drive all teh cars into teh NB and have teh YNG crank up teh AC, OK?
Tu da nawtee barn it tiz!
speekin of the NB wich is, of course, at JCH4K’s palatial estate:
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You are cordialolly invited
…………….to the birfdae celebrashunz of our b’lovd fren & raining Monarch
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JCH4K~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
tomorofl @ 12 noon EMT (easternMarytime)
……………..Formal attire is rekwired (becuz i feel like dressin up)
……………………………………..BYOBBQ*
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FAQ: yes, you can has ice cweem & caek if u brings a prezzie.
12 noon EMT =6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
*bekuz yu duzn’t wanna eet teh BBQ dat Igor is bringing. Trust me on disH.
O hai, MaryO! After a spot and a few stripes of trouble, I finally got teh video of Liam and his bumblewrap uploaded! Look how big he is!
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3624065289973129609&hl=en
Liam iz a cyootie pye….luv teh sprize inding!
It was a sprize for me too! In rehearsal he runned down teh hall wif his trophy. What he did here was an unscripted ad leap.
*Groanz at teh pun*
Hao cyoooot! Yer Liam remindz mii uv mai ol Jennyanydots. *sniff* Himz wuz teh bestest kitteh eber (wich uv coars eech kitteh iz in himz or herz own way). *sniff* Himz crost teh brij abowt a dekayd ago - aim shoor hez keepin mah Nana company.
Oooh - I digressed…
Haw sweet dat he brot teh bumblewrap to yew wen he wuz dun wif teh slayin!
He iz beeyooteefull! What a BIG Kitteh-mann!
thank u,lcb! what a loverly video- such cute littul *pop* sounds as teh wrap is so masterfly subdood
Hii iz sew kyoot, LCB!! Ai lurves teh oranj wunz.
MaryO & Sweet Janet, Ai cannoe bii @ teh party, Ai haev class at 8am Pacifist Time.
Ai wheel howebber leaf tihs liddil (Whale, iz kinda heftee foar mii) envelup wif a gifty crtificat foar elebenty cheezburgers. Ai hoep yew wheel unnerstand.
Nawt shore eff Ai wheel bii awn l8tr tewmooroo az Teh Heir iz gradjumating. Wheel sii yew anudder dae, if nawt.
{{{{Happytayle Urlee Natayle Dae Miss Janet}}}}
Liam luuked liek a tigure runnyng aowf wif hims prey;
(Soe kyyuoot at teh eynde wif hims suhrpryze leep wif teh rap iyn hims
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mouf;
um…won’t YNG and cranked AC together lead to a less that “impressive” display?
Wii duz nawt haz to hav teh AC kwite dat cold. Ai finkz mid-to-high 70’s shud dew it. Kewl enuf to be comfy, warm enuf to be … um … wifowt teh shrinkage?
Gud fing yu awl wur awn da wai tu da nawty barn eenywai. tsk! (oar ennywai if memry surbz)
Come on in and have some smoked sausage! Hay, whut happened to teh smoked sausage? They was on this plate here and now all there is is cocktail franks!
nao, dat’s just cold-hearted
O Hai, LCB. Hao iz yew an Esme an Liam dooin?
O hai! Esme had her 2nd chemo teh other day. She seems ok, although somebody barfed up some food today. She’s on an anti-nausea drug but mabye it didn’t work. She has another malignant growth, but they’re gonna wait until teh thrid chemo in a month to see what it did after teh 2nd chemo.
Liam is lounging rite next to me. He gave my hand a bath a few minutes ago. I can has skin graft?
Awww - poor Esme! {{{Esme}}} {{{LCB}}}
Our kitteh, “Squeak,” givs compleat fayshul dermabrazhun to mai Momcat. Kittehbrazhun iz MUCH cheeper dan goin to teh durmatolologist.
Oh - and {{{Liam}}} too — wouldn’t want him to get envious.
Iz cawled xfohleeashun, nd sum peeps pae lotz ob monee fur haeving it dun at teh helf spaz. Peeps taht r pwned bae kittehs getz et fur freebies! {{{{{{Esme}}}}}}
{{{Esme}}}
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{{{LCB-tew!!}}}
Frank iz tend bar? haow abowt will nd shirley nd anna? dey cumingz?
Nightshayde finkz ai wuz bornd yestdy? ai’m nawt kwite ded yet. but ai siryus cais ub gotz tu go du sumfing wif da prokchawpz. maibe drawon dem wif sum whine nd gralik? sownz pleh.
Awww, GWGS — ai ment noe disrespektingz.
Do you have breadcrumbs on hand? I find for chicken or turkey or fish, I can season with salt & pepper, dunk in egg, coat in breadcrumbs (seasoned, if you want - or even plain), then sautee in a little olive oil or vegetable oil. Maybe it would work for your porkchops too?
Wii wuz jus tawkin abowt teh fudz, GWGS! Rly! Srsly!
just tryin’ to watch out for my brudders. younger brudders.
yew teh nawt az Y, steel NG??
oar dew yew gro owt ob teh N az whale?
depends on how strong your stomach is I suppose.
laughter I can handle, it’s the pointing and laughing that really makes my prostate swell.
az Aye hadzit pointed owt tu mii “Donut worii, dere iz noe law aginst teh Ridikolas Xpozure”
yeah, but I had to change T-shirts backstage one day and my brother stagehands threatened to sue me over retinal damage due to the intense glare of sunlight reflected off of my pasty body.
snert
Ai iz nawt so sof… suph… ai think uv fred flintstone insted…
WIIIILLLLLL-MAAAAAA!
Yabba-dabba-dew!
An’ for caffeen addicts: yabba-dabba-mauntin-dew!
Doant put dat kitteh out fur teh nytez.
BY TEH POWAR UV GRAYSKULZ!
Washington State Alumna Kitteh is prowd uv hurr akomplishmuntz!
Lukz moar liek uh Nitnee lyon…
Yah, rlly!!!!
Go Cougs?
Concatulations on your Nawt Sekunds, LCB nd Allison! Whut wud u liek fur teh sillybrashuns?
Holdin’ ewe in mah HOLDEN - for aussies who knows wot a holden is. We are a Ford famblee, fur the rekkord…
Ford - Ficks Or Repayrz Daily. Ai wud bai a aussie car if dey maked thems. Foster’s can siez bevridgez holders and de srsly satteyite radio wit ten all-didgureedoo statiums.
Ford - Nawt Sekund Awn Rayse Dae. Hmmm, sumfing nawt ryte heer. *Turns on LOL Speak Translator* Ford - First On Race Day. *Turns off LOL Speak Translator* Tehre, taht luks beddur.
Ai don’t race mah 2003 neon. Last paymnt in Sceptptembur nevur a dyme in repayers. wun flat, nu tyres, nu Wipur blades dis yr. (embarrisin fact disklozier: no cedee, cassets playur)
Ai goez tew kar showz wif a “Cheby man” sew Ai haz tew stik up 4 mai 1999 Ford Escort ZX2 alla tyme. Heer’s a theem snog fur ur Neon:
http://www.imeem.com/lademars/music/1n67Cshg/randy_travis_turn_the_radio_on/
yu must be otto motif geneius. sorry ai forgets to listen to song mehbe tommorrow
around here iz ‘fownd on Richmond dump’.
(altho my 1995 Escort still runz…)
I groed up lernin it as “Fownd On Rode Ded”
(awltho mai 1996 Windstar still runz … sorta …)
Ohai Chessie nd Aahz. Pheel phree tew yoos mai FORD acronim enetyme u needz a coembakc.
I learned it as “Fix Or Repair Daily”, although that really isn’t true at all, I had a 96 and 97 escorts and put nearly 200 K miles on both of them.
*Turns on LOLSpeek translator* Yeah, I grew up with Fix Or Repair Daily, too, so First On Race Day was my retort. My first car was a 1964 Fairlane (got it in Dec. 1969 but it already looked old since car styles changed drastically right in that time period). I have 123.000 on my Escort (had 58,000 when I bought it 6 yrs ago). I’ve had lots of makes over the years, with more Fords than anything else. The one car I really lust after is the 1967 Pontiac GTO. I have to be careful not to drool when I’m looking at them at car shows!
What?!? I am smiling!
Mai teefs kleen - SEE?!?!!
Luk! Ai brushded dem awl bai maiself!!!
hah, i LOL’d
“It’s enough to make me lol out loud.”