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I can see what you’re doing in there!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
U gotz anny eyedeea wat 2 get hur? Ai nawt gud at gibbin teh rite giftys.
You could do a song-and-dance, a poem, or a heartfelt greeting. Or bring some food and beverages. No rules. No judgement. No pressure. Just us ICHC peeps honoring one of our own.
can mai liddel friend come along?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1286662
want. that. kitteh.
Fanks fur teh inbitetashun, Maus…we luz ar deer JCH4K!!
today is mai birfdai…but ai no needs enee presunts…
kthxbai
Hoppee Burfday!
Hoppy Bird-day indeedee! Headbonks frum mai 2 kittehs too urs!
Happy Birfdai 2KL!!
I noe u sed no prezzents but please haz some pi uv your choyce, wif lots uf whippy creem- complimints uv teh Pi Stawl!
happy birffday tew yew!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1217643
Happppy Birfdae!!!
Hippo bath tea two ewes
Happee Birfdai, Two Kitteh Limit;
Hoep yuu haz a nieyce sillibrashun adn a guud dai;
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Two Kitteh Limit }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, Happee Birfdae! Many kitteh snorgles to you!
Ai shuld laik to come, but Ai shall haf manee pins in me. Goin to acoopunturist to treet my hidjious Lyme disees. So Ai shall sae Happee Birfdae now. Happee Birfdae!
donut drinx tew much wader after……………sry ai noes izznt funneeee
*DONKEE LEEPS IN THE AIR WIFF JOY!!!!*
MAUS!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!
Oh, I has been thinking about Janet’s birthday for MONTHS!! Months!
And I knew I would probably get stuck having to work tommorrow and would not
be here for it…..I would not be able to post and I worried myself sick about it
being done and I didn’t have your email and hoped YOU would do it…and OH! I
has such a happy!
Now I am going to ask Ceiling Cat for tommorrow off and call my dispatcher.
*crosses hoofs and hopes*
ai hopes yew gets teh day orf………. ai hazznt seen tew much ob yew round lately……….
ai misses teh lil donkey {{{{{lil donkey}}}}}
No. Such. Luck.
*Plops fatt….butt down and pouts.*
*handz DawnKee a chokklit possum 2 nomming.*
conga rats, maus , top spot inna 3way tye! grate commint!
any ideas 4 dans n drink?
Maus, I roted u a congarats adn gabe u a linkie fur a song, but it has disparated. I noes dat yffn I tries agin, de grate goofee goshdurnits uv de intertoobs will fyn de nawt sekkund comment adn gibs us bofe uv dem.
youtube.com/watch?v=bDCOAUTHgQQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDCOAUTHgQQ
Hai MelONyz!! I hoep this will fix it!!
LOL!!! Ai dint luk at it furst!!! *gigglol*
too bad she doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
*snurts wickedly*
You know, I was thinking that too, and wondering if perhaps this was written
by someone who hates LOLspeak. What a delicious irony it would be….
DOWNT ANSWER TEH DOOR !!!!
once she ’s in,she’ll stay fur hours!
congrats on ur tye, eeck!
I don’t mind the deer lady, but she wants to rearrange the funriture when she comes. and she always calls me buck-o.
Buck-o????
Iz she a pyrate ?????
No, that wood be buk-o-ROOOOO!
Bucca-neer?
zat wut corm iz goin 4 dese days?
Jamamakitty FTW!!!!!! Brilleeyunt!! LOL!
Den she muss b wun uv da Hawng Kawng Kavuleerz
Congrats awn ur ty fur nawt sekkund!
Fanks…..jus one sekkund slower dan teh Maus todai!!
“A day late and a dollar short…”
Dats rite…cahn ai borrow a dollur ?????
How many munnies do u have?
I haz a coupla bucks heer…
****snerk***
Duz yu need a liddle doe?
hehehe..berry gud, berry gud….
SEE?? Bambi’s mother is fyne!!
berry reassuring!
oh, its a tye 4 u,leeza-congrats!
Grayt nod to past ICHC’s !!!
hee hee… wunndered if ennywun wud rememembur…
Oh,we remembers ebberyting…see next thred….
wii lubz membring gud kommintz!! men E chukkulz, leeza-b!!
Deer Gladys Kravitz
*****wiggles noze****
*****noesy deer goes “poof”******
and then Ant Klara shows up…
or mebbe Uncle Arthur…
…or Serena…
Wow! We’re really showing our
extreme old ageTV trivia knowledge!well, mebbee some of us saw dem in reruns on TB Land. just sayin…
Hey…ai is only “somewhat middle aged”…….
Ai thort Ai wuz middul ajd, but mai sun sez hee don noe enee 138 yeer oldz
hii neadz 2 get owt moar!!
hay wait a minnit.
I thot we wuz onlee middle-aged if we waz borned b4 the 16th sentury.
hazunt yew herd ov middul ayj spred??
an eyem nawt tawkin Mawmyte!!
Now dunt go all mideeeeevil on us!
Did it spred all teh way to the 21st sentury??
mawmyt duz!!
juss doan git N E awn yur clovez!!
Marmyte iznt meddyevil – itz berry evil IMHO
*hands on hips*
*big glare*
UNCLE ARTHUR, stop that right now!!
Paul Lynde! Win!!1!
Awlwayz da funneeist wun onna show!
O Dear!
whurz mai GUNNN????
*snurts at dis develuppment….*
/runs off
but,deer, iz only heer 2 return ur cassorole dish..
adn borra sum sugas, melk, eggz, flolwa
fer mekkin mor cookies – donner Eted santas
Oh noez, Mudder Deer…
y dint u telz us u waz koming???
Ida baked u a kake – ONEST!
Sowee we is not inturested in Ur religuns, we follows the teachings of the ceeleeng
cat.
Kthx
Ooooh, hun, doan wurry dat de hows is a bit messee, I is heer 2 cee u!
Oh, u has bin cleening?
*luks arownd suspishuslee*
*sniff*
I cee u still has dat owld cowch.
Reely? Is new? Dey still mayk dat prynt?
*grimuss uv disbeleef*
So, war is mah deeer liddel bebbee boi?
Ur liddel bebbeh boi? Oh, he’z unner da porch….WORKIN….yeh, tahts it…
**hoeps mom-in-law deeer duzznt see teh bloody knife in teh kitchun sink**
Nao,rhsb……noe knives wen u be tawkin to teh hubbie!!!
Jus snorgle ur babbeh kitteh & it wyl be okai!
Okay, eek. No knives **Crosses fingurs behine bak**
.
.
Ai’m gonna go snorgle bebbeh kitteh sum moar.
Pls 2 chck awl weppunz b4 tawkin 2 hubbi. Shld awl b in gud werkin ordur.
Srsly, in gud werkin ordur, but owt uv reech!
Ai’ll gib him a 5-seckund hed start….
NOTE TO ALL: Plz knoe taht ai iz JES JOKIN about bloody knives. Ai lubs mai hubbe moar tahn ennyting. Heck, ai eben meetid hiz famlee nawt seckund and marryed him ennywai! LOL (Trus mi fowlkz, tahtz sayin sumtin!)
hay rhsb, is u reely trooly Rosie frum Charlotte?
Nope. Ai’m mi. An ai libs in Kentucky. Dis iz teh onlee naem ai ebber has heer.
Sowwy if ai confusded ennywon.
fanks, but u duzznt haz to say sowry! I manaj to get confuzzled awl on my own, on a dailee basis!
and u is onlee wun state away from me, in VLNC (verry long north carol ina) I wented to KY wunce, to see teh Derby… itz a beayootiful state!
maybee it will be a happee talk wif ur hubbee??
No, no!! It wuz mai misteak!! So sorree!!. But rhsb – ai am glad to heer taht yoo ar just yoo! ai dont know wai ai thotted taht. Ai just did.
An cud wee know, tehn, waht teh “r” reelee iz???
Corse, yoo dont hav to say if yoo dont want too!
Iz a lawng storee:
Mennee yeerz ago, mai hi-skool bff ‘dopted mi (nawt reelee, jes taht ai wuz arown alot). Sinse mai hare iz reddish, tehy called mi dere “red deded step child”.
Latur, tehre wuz a joek taht Mahm & Dad wuzznt relee marryid (stoopy mistaek onna marrij lysins), sew mai fren sayz “Ai’m a bastidge!”
Ai sed, “Ai’m a red-heded step bastige!”
Teh nik-name stuk.
THAT iz a reelee grate storee!!! Ai’m so glad ai askeded!!!
Fanks, JCH4K.
Sumtimz, ai tayle peeple that it stanz 4 “Reelee Hot Secksee Beyotch”.
red-heded step-bastige, Ha hahaha. that’s the best, luv-it.
Ai noes u iz jokin….heck,ai haz had TWO sets uv in-laws…
u haz to laff.. or cry..or imagine bloody knives…..
Mai nawt-seckund set of unlaws wuz grate, but teh Hubbeh wuz teh pleh.
Wif tihs marrij, itz teh udder wai arown.
Ai diddunt mynd eether fadder-in-law……both mudder-in-laws were pleh.
Both hubbies ended up beein pleh….ai still talk to 2nd hubbie,tho,an we be divorced almos 9 yrs.nao.
Ai think, if wun had the choyce, purrhaps twere bedder fur teh unlaws to be the pleh tahn teh alchual . . .um. . .hubbie. LOL!! “Hubbie” awlwaiz sounds so funnee to mee!
youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M
MelONyx. If yoo taek off teh H t t thing – but tehn add teh w w w dot thing, it will come up bloo so peepl awnlee hav to klick awn it!
I has bin doin dat. But wen I duz it, de comment duzznt show up.
ahhh—HA, sew that’s de trik? dat simple? I feel like idiot.
No need to feeling like ijit, SHD. Der b sew menny makik trikz hiding inside deh pooterz nobuddee can noeing dem awl.
Not even Maus.
LOL!! cweenmj! ai thot yoo sayed “s. . t” at furst!!
But yoo ar rite! There ar SOOOO menee majik trix! Ai soooo wish I noo a fyoo moar ov them. ai phiel laik an ijit awl teh tiem.
Hai! cweenmj! Ai reedid taht u got
yur own saddalight neow sew neow
u gotz majic trix! Want! Adn heowz
teh leetul bunneh? Ai’m watchin
mi leetul bobbul hedded kitteh
rite neow. Thanx.
Hai! JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Ai
thinx taht wuz reel nise wut u
sed 2 blarg downz teh way
thar. Tihs mus b a record
braking lonng length number
ov replies tu ah LOL !
Mommeh deer, iyf yuu adn yuur babbeh fawnses wunts fuud,
pleez tuu be goeying roun tuu teh bak yaurd;
weez left yuu guies sume goggie kibbles, wich iys awl us hadd;
weez awlsoe ncludid sume kitteh treets, wich tehy gived up wif a bit ov a struggl!
Hoep yuu adn yuur babbehs njoi teh fuudes!!!
Mom-In-Law Deer, ai will let u in iffn u prowmis taht ur aloen an Fathur-in-law deer izznt wif u! He no lyke mi!
Spelling “you’re” properly instead of “your” makes you not look like a fool.
Your a bit of a pompous arse, aren’t you?
Blarg jis dosent get lolspeak, does they.
better lolspeak would be “noes U R home”. This is jus bad.
!!!!!! what HE said!!!!!
yesh, wut himz sed!!
Ai aggree wiv Maus.
*joining qeue behind Annipuss*
Right-on Maus
iffin your sew consurnded wif you’re uzidge uf yore wurd in daze uf yur, den mebbee yoo in rong plaze.
(Ai wuz Enlizh magur, an wuz Enlizh TEECHUR befor ai fownd diffurent lif paf. I alzo wuz prufreedur an editur fur a wile. Ai noze HOW to uze da wurds rite. yoozing dem rong kan be fun tooz!)
*snert* Wii rnt commentin on de sentensus in hims/hers nex post, eever.
*yawn*….trolls….they are sooooo tedious…..
Rude Kitteh sez “PPPPPPPPBBBBBBTTTTTHHHHHH”
iffen yewda punkchewayted taht beddur eet myt eben haz bin intellijubbul..?
juss sain…..
dat wuz 4 blarg. nawt N E reel cheezpeeps!!
re Blarg‘s comment: it‘s teh werd order, not teh punk shoe asian, dat confuzzuled me.
wuz juss teh ‘pleh’ awl rownd!!
Trooth to tell, ai still dont kwite unnderstand waht Blarg reelee ment.
*puzzled luk*
ya gotta put yourself into the mind of the anal-retentive. Iffin ya can stand it.
Rememeber to walk a mile in another persons choose before you critiz, cirta, (dammit) talk stuff, about somebuddy. ‘Cause then your a mile away, and ya got der choose!
I dunno … Minnee tymz win peepz r aynul-ratintiv, da reezun deyz ratintiv inna nawt-sekkund plays iz cuz deyz hed b stuk n deyz aynul.
I 4 wun wooden wanna putz maisef inna deyr mynd — b kinda yukkee… 
Lolcat mode OFF:
Chill out. We all know how it really goes. It’s just that when you’re speaking lolcat, spelling (and sometimes grammar) is not relevant. So don’t be too much of a perfectionist here, please.
Lolcat mode ON:
O HAI!
It’s spelled “you’re,” not “your,” seriously, get your stuff straight before posting a picture.
Your nawt much fun!
yew haz masturd teh unnurstaytmint ravur well, leeza
Guys, I get lolspeak, but this isn’t a lolspeak picture. Everything else is spelled perfectly, yet that one word is wrong. That isn’t lolspeak, that is not knowing how to spell English properly. There’s a BIG difference between the two. Next time, try a little critical reading and comprehension of my post before jumping all over me, k?
Blarg (as in “blargh, ai ar ded??”
– yoo seem to be a reelee nice purrson after awl.
But ai, fur wun, wuzzn’t kwite shur what yoo ment. In sum ways, it luked laik yoo were refurring to Maus. Hoo can has a bit ov a tempur sumtiems.
R yoo a regular lurker? Ai ar, to tell teh trooth, kwite fassin ayted wif teh whirlled ov teh lurkers. Sumhao, ai imajin tath yoo ar awl out there togedder, as we ar awl in heer togezzer, laffing an playing an telling joeks an maeking frenz!
Ai eben hurd there ar THOUSANDS ov yoo! Doo yoo think this is troo??
Yoo lurkers see us, but we so rarelee see yoo taht it iz reelee interesting!
But – ov corse we cud see that teh “your” somhao dint fit rite in – but fur us, it duzzn’t maek ene difference!! Becuz, as yoo see, we donut reelee much care fur spelling oar gramma! Heer! IRL it iz sumwaht different.
But – eneway – nice tawking to yoo. an doo think about joying us sumtime. Yur nayme iz alreddee grate!
summmmmbuddy got up awn the wrong side of teh bed today. just sayin.
but iz OK. well make that we follow’s all the rule’s for apostrophophe’s, and we wont leave any of tehm out, in teh future. just as soon as teh future gets here. and as soon as the giveadamm gets fixeded.
An we get wun ov them Round ToIts…
ohh, i gots won of doze!! don’t know wear… one day i’ll go looking for it when i get a roun…uhohes. i thimk i aer in a causalitee loop…
**taps Mary litley wif the partikul emitter**
That halp anny?
*sits down suddenlee, stunned look on face*
Wow, thanx! Wot happnd?
I learnd taht at teh Academee, in Fizzicks 101 Lab.
That wuz before I gotted kicked owt for astral projecting teh Holee Grayle over the Cliffs uv Insanitee.
nawtee nawtee!! nao ebberee buddee noez wer 2 goe lukkin 4 eet!!
gits owt map and attachiz GPS 2 teh injyanna jownz hat.
borroez rukky sak frum Pd’B an setz awf een teh widdurshinz dyrexyun………………..
oh but itz nawt the reel wun…. itz just an
astral projekshun!
I gotted in trubble b/c the nuns saw the imaj and
were goin over the cliff, just liek lemmings after it.
Oopsie.
but u do luk rather dashing in taht Indy hat….
Snerk! Ai lub lemmings referunces!
um’m, Prof. d’Beaker, dat’z “givvadamur”. yu mite wanna put dat in yr spelt chek & custum dikshun airee fr fyuchure ref.
(ummm… ai wrote it that way nawt secund, but it didn’t look right. and spell czech seems to nawt wurk in cheezland. naow it duzzn’t look right either way. uh-oh.)
that’s it! and gud apostrophizing in the spelling of “You’re a Peon”, M.O’S. Many peeple makes mistakes awn that wun.
r u shure it izznt ‘giveadammurung’?
onlees if yr singing Vagnarian Operuh.
I bet teh spellin poleec wud LURVE it if we sang sum Vagneriun Oprah!
… teh mynd bogguls …
Ai can doo it!! Ai has dun it!
Yoo shud rememebur, Maus! It wuz teh day yoo were going to fix the poor liddle guy in teh dungeon, an yoo sayed yoo were going to install a dongle. An ai sayed “You are goonna do WAHT” An yoo said ai had sumkind ov a mynd. An paw4thot said the dongle wuz more tahn 20 years old and YOO said yes, but yoo needed them. An they yoo plained it too mee – and said mai ayes were glazing over. An yoo told paws4thot yoo were giving mee teh “simpul” splanashun” ai cud unnderstand it!
AND then ai said – ai may nawt know much about puters, but ai can sing hwhole Vanerian operas bai hart.
An tehn ai started in awn “Du bist der Lenz, nach dem ich verlangte,
im frostigen Winters Frist!” An then LuvCharlieCat said ai had given her an eerwrum!
Sorree bout the stranj typos. Ai’m in fyrefoxk which has the dreddeded rap around fur mee!
wuz it in a Vagneeryun Opra that yew had a spear and (do ai rememberers this right?) a helmet wif horns?
.
when yew posted that, ai wuz gonna express teh amazement, and wunder aloud, how many otter cheezpeeps can make that statement (x-cepting halloween).
LOL Yes, it was!! Taht particular wun wuz “Die Walkuere” But – moar tahn that wun time! It getz eben funnier.
At teh Universitee ov Meeshegun, we did THE RHINE GOLD.
An ai wu z”Woglinde” then (wun ov the Rhine Maidens), an had long golden hari – an a fishee tail!!
Such fun taht wuz!! Reelee! Hao offen doo yoo reelee get to bee a Mermaid! An sing reelee prettee mewsik too??
Taht iZ a verreh short list.!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs,
Bette Midler, adn seh saang 2,
Daryl Hannah, adn seh made reely high
pitchd notez r soundz r watteber it wuz,
adn Ariel who saang relleh pretteh.
Ai bette u dew 2, singz relleh
pretteh, taht iz. happi faise.
Keel da wabbit!
Keel da wabbit!
Keel da wabbit!
N haow mae u dew it mite I inkwier 2 ask?
Wif mai speer n majik hewmit!
Speer n majik helmit?
Majik hewmit!
Majik hewmit?
Majik hewmit! N Ill givz u uh SAAAMM-pullll!
Ai LUBS u guyz! U’RE awl mai heeroez. U maeks mi laff.
thx, and good apostrophophizing there, rhsb.
Fanks, Phillipe. Ai dew tri.
CC forbid taht ai nawt do mai postrofees rite!
hmmm. postres…
nom, nom ( o deberia decir, “noma, noma”?)
dulces con crema batida por las ardillalols….
armadilols con crema??
Well, ai’m (notiss the yuse of the pos trophy) yusualee lost evun widowt translashun….
Cerca, pero un poco diferente!
Teh round leetle dawg iz diffrint?
Dawgs run inz leetle surkuls?
Cerca, pik a diffrint dawg! ?
Cuz on ICHC spelli correklie iz verri importint, an uzin gud punktuashun!!
Ai meenz “speillin” ob corse!
AArrgh! Can’t ebben misspell rite..
ob course!! … and good yoos of teh quotashun marks there, lcVa.
egg sell unt abbreevyashun der, Pd’B!!
keip up teh gud ewrk!
hay,gibbogato: i like your good use of abbreveeyashun in Pd’B’s name.
You’re a good egg sample.
The apostrophe and its uses, well, it’s something we maroons
need to be careful with. Oops. ended a sentence in a preposishun. Wot to do, wot to do…
praktiss awn yur pie paw gun 4 2 morroe??
good i deer.
*buffs well worn, soft leather Organmasterยฉ shoes with suede soles *
PSA announcement over loudspeekr a la M*A*S*H*
incoming!!! 32′ bombarde will be here any day now. that is all.
.
*passes out the eerplugs*
.
hear, yule need deez.
well, round here we lets peeple end sentences in any position they wants. yew gets exty points for ending them in the full somersalt wif wun and a haf twists.
an lotsnlotsa dawts…………………………..
Pardon me, ai jes lurve taht wurd
“maroon”! Ai allwaz c Bugz Bunneh
leenin ahn a twee wif a k-rut.
Onleez, 2-day he’s sayin:
“What’s up yorass Doc?”
lol-grin-lol
AAAAAUUUUUMMMMM
AAAAA UUUUU MMMMM
AAAAAA UUUUUU MMMMMM
Hav Les ire neow, am holdin
himz 4 ransum.
thank yew, thank yew. we is all doing so gud today at wut our esteemed cawleeg Mary O’s referered to as teh punk shoe asian. which, may ai say, caused me to snert.
yes, you may say, and congratulashuns on using “may” instead of “can”.
And, may i say that i am still in a snert over the guidelines for the the extry points for ending the sentence wif teh summer salts and half twist:
i’ll have, lime, plskthnx, but i’m cutting back on salt.
dnagnabbit. dat comma sneekeded in dere in the blankety blank zone.
teh comma d ov errurz??
mebee… teh comity of errurz-
i lefted one oot sum wears elz.
S’OK Mary. Cheezfrenz R nawt 1s to cast asp urchins!!
Mai fayse iz hurtinz! Sumhao todae Ai mist tihs fred, nd u guiz r killin mee! Teh lime twist nd summer saltz ’speshully. Mizuse ob teh apostrophe nd mizplaycemint ob teh werd “only” r 2 ob mai pet peeves (nawt 2 b cornfused wif mai 5 pet kittehs). U’d b amaised waht coems up wehn u Googlol “abuse of the apostrophe.” Taek a luk at tihs (it rly iz cawled “Catpostrophes,” srsly).
http://www.write101.com/catapostrophes2.htm
Funny! One of my pet peeves has been the use of “times” when making comparisons to something that is actually lesser. For example, a local educational television station has an ad that says “Did you know that the thread used in making nylons is FIVE TIMES THINNER than the human hair?” I may not be a math genius, but I always thought multiplication by whole numbers made things bigger, not smaller! You would expect better from an education TV station, I would think. Maybe that is the New Math that they taught after I was through school. My advanced age, let me show you it!
Ok, it’s late – I meant comparisons of something lesser to something that is actually greater!
My givadamner is borked……
I think you have reached the wrong site. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please depress the “off” button on your communication device.
havanicedaikthxbai
… and if you feel you have nawt reeched this recording in error, please depress the “off” button anyway.
kthxbai
Well, if we’re being straight, you need to study “run-on sentences” before posting a comment.
Oh, but awl posts inna cheezland is awtomatikally free frum de runnin owf wit mai ideers sentensus becuz wii awl noes dat der iz onlee trulee wun set of reesunz fur habbin de runnin on sentensus adn dat iz dat u duzznt noes war 2 stawp adn wii awl noes war 2 stawp cuz wii r nawt so sillee az all dat adn wii awl has de cawn scent rayshun tu rite in shawrt, kawn sice – hay, luk, mah fingrs r turnin red, y izzat I wunders – nawt so lawng adn 2 dah poynty endz sentensus. . .dat hav nuffin 2 do wit da grate spelunk. Caves r gooood.
*kahlapzs akrost da keybort, gaspin fur bref, fingrs crampin*
**runs in wif oxxygin**
BREETHE, MelOnlx!!
O, tank u, leeza-b! Tank u!
*breeves deeplee uv de oxygin*
Gotsta stawp tawkin wile I tiep.
I hadda Ingerlish teechur wuns told mii I wuz a wunnermuss bad eggzampl. Iz so nys 2 be presheeayted.
I can has chokklit?
**hands MelOnyx a chawklit possum and takes wun too**
Hay.. u can talk and type at teh same tiem?? Wow. I didnt no u wuz amphibiyus!
Tank u! nomnomnomnomnom
Yup. I can hop on wun foot until I starts 2 rub mai belleh, 2. Den I fawls ober.
yew can haz awl teh chawklit yew can nomm!!
an yew awsew getz teh dymun studdid tiepin aword frumm teh Tybooteek.
Wii alwaiz appreshyatez sush sterlin effurtz!!
Wai tank u!
*smylz shailee*
I tries.
yew suck seeds!!
Hmmmm!!
he must be eating one ob dose granadillas frum Pru.
hai waytaminit!! wayt….whut?
yeah…took me a sekkund,too
Yeah, an I fink dey left a particippel danglin’, too…..hehehe
Owt in frunt of everbuddy?
:blush:
I thot we gotted that covverd up yesturdai!
wuts werd rap 4 den?? huh, huh? *hands on hips, glare on face, toes tappin!!*
speakin of “stuff”
stuff it!
Thx guise. Ai havnt larft soe much 4 yeerz. Mai ribsiz hertz an Ai’ve uzd haff a bocks uv tishooz.
**pownds hed on desk seberal tymz**
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1285776
Should be “you’re” since the rest of the text isn’t lolspeak.
Plz to chek thred above- kthnx.
yu furgot to tell Noone “bai” aftur teh “kthnx”….lol
Yes indeedee! We MUST be remembererering ar mannerz!!! LOL!
this ‘Noone’ is nawt the same as owr No1inParticular.. or is it?
oh noesssssssssss. NIP is at teh mission 4 teh week.
AN teh pwawpurr punk-shoe-asian…!
Wel, Ai uused tuu be a Pruufreeder, adn heers wut Ai finks:
Ai sez weez taikes awl ov teh “Grammure, Spehllyng, & Punkshuashun Komplainers”, lien tehm up genst teh waul adn:
Boppez eech wun ov tehm onna hed wif teh “Chicago Manual of Style”;
(Pruuf-reeder’s hanndbuuk)
Ai wud rather bop em onz da hedz wit a tuna fish an den thros dem in teh halz wit teh living ded kittehs soz dey can piddle on em.
an den yew can strunk em!
Thinkz iz verry tall dear or verry short haus.
Mebbe iz a tri-lebbel ???
Dear sez: I can has stilts?
Dere is no “tri”…dere is onlee “DO”….
Dere is alzo Ray, Mii, Fah, Sew, Lah, adn Tea.
an crumpitz!!
Tea and Cake or DEATH!!!!!
(Sorree….Eddie Izzard roo-tine dat haz been goin thru mai head awl week)
ooo eek, icanhas tikkits foar Eddie Izzard inna cupul munfs! Icanhaseggcited!!
I can has jealousy fur you !!!!!
Hai, Ai jus hurd himz fur teh nawt sekkund
tyme on teh linkie afew – severlol, lols
to teh lef. (been under a rawk) He beez
reel funni adn chainjus hiz hairz ahlawt.
Ohai, PC! Ai stumbld upawn a Eddie Izzard marafon awn teh TeeVee a cupla mnfs agoh, butt dere wuz onlee 1.5 showz levt, sew Ai needz tew fynd teh rezt. Hez sew funnee!! Sumfing abowt himz remaindz mee ob sum1 elce, butt Ai cannut figger owt waht xctly it iz oar hoom it iz. Hez gonna b heer inna cupla weekz, butt iz a liddle venu nd tikits solded owt. Ai keepz cheking wif Tikitmaztr ennewae, jest n cais. So Chesirepat, Ai alsew iz jealuz of yew!
I dunno how it is at that venue, but at the one I work at there would be tickets reserved for the artist. These tickets, if not used by said artist are released the day of the show. Call the venue direct or use your ticket outlet and do not give up hope.
ahhhh, cake pls.
An ebil geerafs.
Jus sayin.
OMG- not de dreeded “Photo-Shop” ??!!??
Spy for Santuh seez yu wehn yr sleepin, noes when yr awaik.
nowzin erlee 4 chrismuss??
Ohai, I can has cheezbrger to go plz? No orders hir? Ok I try the other window.
OMG!!1! Ceeling cat wuz rite, you do that way too much!!
Should be “mom in law deer nos u r at home” or similar if you’re going to misspell it. It’s not very consistent to have one word be grammatically incorrect. I think this person just doesn’t know grammar…was poor attempt at making lolspeak but a great lolpicture itself.
Those are, of course, my .02 as an avid lolcat fan AND grammar nazi.
*You’re
YOU’RE! It’s ‘YOU’RE’ not ‘your’!!!
Intentional spellink mishtakes I most happeely agree to; but schloppy ones? No Sah!
Iz Marie Barone deer?
“you’re,” not “your”
Humor is much more humourous when correct application of language is applied.
Yer rite
Obvious Man, Obvious Man.
He lives in a garbage can.
He’s a doodies and a fool.
And he is not even cool.
He’s Obvious Maaaaaan….Obviouuuuuus Maaaaaa-aaaa-AAAAAAAn….
….an dis thred meks bebbeh C.C. cry.
hmph.
/trots off wiff disdain.
Agh… You’re…
*Smacks forehead*.
*sings Obvious Man…again.*
Ohai! Hey wut about this? Tharz No Kittehs n teh Pikchur!
Sew, thay just thot ov sumpin funneh adn dint pay neo
attenchin n teh forf graid…mebbe tehy wur absynthe
taht dai ov skool win thay tot u adn u r adn ur!
Ain’t tihs teh onliest plaise 4 lolspeak, ore ami rongg?
Adn, Ooopz, furgotz teh wun wif postrfee: u’r
U bin over to GraphJam, hazn’t u, PC?
deer on stiltz lol
you spelt you’re wrong
U spelt rong wrong. Wherz you,re dixttioneri?????
Whye weeth ze grahmmar flahmurz?? Ghosh jusht ehnjoi crappee jowk
Hai… uh… dat look more like lama in picture than deer.
Uggh, not something I look forward to. The deer or the mother-in-law