mi dreamz has a flavr

mi dreamz has a flavr
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mi dreamz has a flavr
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An itz orinj
congashumalashuns ant the taupe spot, annipuss. Wut shud we have to celebrate?
maybe orange juice (wif optional alcholol)
orange marmalade on freshly made orange scones
orange soda
creemsicles
nom nom nom
Aye leafed mii postie tu bizit urz, beddar nomz hear. Gud Mawnin, Mr. PdB
hmmm, wutz dis? Dark chonklat cubbered candide oreng peal? Nom, nom.nom. Ooooh, nabel oreng, pealed tu luk liek teh lotus flour? House eligant! Du U maeks deze ina teh lab?
ohhhh, au luvs teh dark chonklity ornj peels
*grabby paws*
nom nom nom
oh, sry, i can has sum?
oh, good morning smammie.
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no, we didn’t make those in the lab.
but Igor sent along a bowl of teh ornj jello, wif teh mandarin oranjes in it, and teh whippy cream stuff (nawt reel whippy creem, because that duzn’t go wif jello). We’ll puts it over here, owt of the way, so no wun gets hurt.
Guten Tag, Herr Professor! Wie geht es Ihnen??
And good morning smammie and Annipuss, teh winner ov teh taupe spot today!!
Ai cud bring an oranj pound caek to teh festiivities. Wif sum ornj sherbet to go wif it??But furst , ai think ai mite must hav a nibble ov taht chonkity ornj peels, if ai may.
Oreng Aye glad dat Aye cumd hear B4 werk todai??? lb. caek wif sherbet tu, nom! Thnx JCH4K! Hab sum c.o. pealz adn a cuppa columbeen cafee tu stir dem en (getz meltii , sew stir fass.. dunk, dunk, dunk)
Thanks, smammie! Teh coffee sounds deelishus, an teh chnonklit going awl melty in teh coffee suddenlee turns it into a sort of mocha - AWLSO a deelishus morning drink!
AND it luks like it’s gonna be a nice day. So alls rite wif teh whrilled!!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
Thx fur congashulaments, sowwy ai haz to goe owt az sun az ai’d postid. Haz 2 bye noms `coz ai don fink cheez noms r berry fillin. Ai liek moast orinj flavr fing ecksept marmilaed.Kan ai haz jaffacaeks insted pls?
oh yes, jaffaceaks a good choice.
also we can has teh cohcolate orange ball (shaped like an orange, wif slices, and wrapped in foil — you whack it … wack!! … and it breaks apart into slices)
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ai wunders why no wun has menshuned about the ornj wuns bean poison?
Ai tink dat’s a beeg lai put abowt bai peeplz dat wantz 2 stop uvver peeplz eetin teh orinj wunz soe tehy can nom moar uv dem.
Cong Ratz, Annipuss!!!!11!!
Wud U liek ah nys hawt cuppa ob cawfee whyl wii fink ob ah gud dans?
cuddna fink ob a dans, but Aye fownd teh vid-E-oh ob oreng kitteh dat kneadz ah gud hoom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwWYgQapkvo
N dey R berry delishus N nutrishus
Aw, kyoot!
I askeded for a cheezberger, and they sed “dreem on!” I hopes it werks, becuz I is dreeming my hardest. Cheezberger, cheezberger, cheezberger, fries, pleez be heer whens I opens my eyez.
*snert*
Jimmba!! Hai! Where hav yoo BEEN!?? Oar - purrhaps, it was ai hoo hav been missing an missed YOO! Were yoo bizzy mooving???
{{{Jimmba}}} haz ah sad, Hymz bin in hour hedz adn hartz. Noa wii iz happitailz cawz hymn iz bakc.
He duz???
Ai dint know!!
{{{Jimmba}}}} Ai am so sorree! Yoo ar in mai hed an hart, too! Ai dont even hav to know wai fur yoo to bee there!
smammie - can yoo tell me where to luk - so Jimmba duzn’t hav to tell mee??
Klik ah Jimmba’s naem… to go tu hiz blog. Wuz a fass post, sew nawt tu menny wud ob scene eet.
hai JKH4K!! ai habent mewved yet ai hab decided tew wait until after mai burfday!! yus, as smammie sed, ai’s had a big sad, but is tyme to mewve on with lyfe an cuome n play wif mai cheezfrens again!
hi jimmba,
welcum back.
grief is grief.
words won’t make it go away,
but we can wish we had some for you anyway.
welcum back.
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ps — ai have nawt forgotten that ai owe you a list of blues songs, from some post a long time back.
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hiyarwoooo CKK!!
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ummm … ai donut know how to say this … but when yew askeded for a cheezburger, and they sed “in your dreams”, they probably ment sumfing different. But keep dreaming. Can’t hurtz.
aye traedz U cheezberger 4 anudder ower ob dreemz?
Aisle gladlii pay U Tuzdai, 4 ah cheezburger tudai?
But cyute kitteh dreamz is not wimpee!
Dream on kitteh, you can haz cat nap continuingly.
Ah ha, noa wii’s noa wut cartunez U wotched az ah chile (saem az mii, snikur).
“no fries, cheeps”
ai’m on ur sofa, droolin’ on ur pilloos…
Welcom to Sleepyland, Populashun= U
*snicker*
mi dream doez not tayst lyk orng, it tayst like cheezburgerz! viva cheezburger!
For in that sleep, whut dreemz may cum
And we may tayste them with owr tung . . .
And in relayted newz, teh wurld haz a kitteh wit 2 tungs. Wowzer!
http://www.local6.com/news/5097535/detail.html
Mebbe hez . . . bilingwal!
*ba-dump-bum!*
Kitteh can haz two flavurs?
Sowns taystee an nootrishus!
Anuther varyayshun: For in taht sleep, whut noms may coem . . .
(yes, yes, smammie - I see yor heddesk an rayse yoo a facepaw!)
moar liek,
dah thump,
hedesk….
shudda bin unner Gremlin’s 2-tung kitteh post, butt Aye kint tipe sew wahl…
Ai can has nap, 2? Ai’m reelee sleepee tihs mornin.
Skoot ober, kitteh!
sweet drems r made ov dis!
Some of them want to snorgle you…
Some of them want to be snorgled by you…
(Grr… too many syllables to go with the music)
♫ who am i to disagree?
Gud mornin,cheezpeeps !!
****sigh****
Ahnd wut a wunnerful mornin it iz in Hockeytown,USA !
Kitteh bees dreemyng bowt McDuhnaold’s, Berrgrrh Kyng, adn Windee’s awl at teh saime tiem;
Iyn her dreem, kitteh haz wonned a lieftiem suhpleiy ov Cheezebergers, (ov coarse) wif awl teh frounch frieys, drinkees, adn appul-pielets taht her cud ebber wunt;
(Teh moar Kitteh dreems bowt tihs, teh moar her droolses)
I has teh Zzzzzzees
Teh land is maed of pilloes, an teh grass is all ‘nip…an tehrs a fowntin of creem…an teh mises ar all rilly stoopid…an teh birdees fly slow…an teh tunas an sammons jump owt of teh watur alredy cookd…prrrrrrrrrrr…
Alwys gud 2 see kittehs w/collar n tags fr ID
I’m actually this cat’s owner, he is called Monkey and has a name tag and microchip, I was surprised to find a discussion about my cat to be honest, until my friend told me he uploaded the pic on here!
Oh, and btw, he doesn’t dream of coffee, mcdonalds, burger king or cheeseburgers, haha. [/non lolspeak]