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OMG, tihs poor kitteh luks teh wai I felt tihs morning…
Comsnoozulayshunz awn FFL Tye, Maus an lolnascar! An Maus in teh leed as uzhyoowal. How bowt “Wake Up Lil Suzie” fer songin?
I felt liek dis tu! Had straynj dreem…wen tym tu wayk up mah braynz had tu reboot n reinstall awlmost!
Dis teh way ai feels EBREE morning. Fank CC fur teh erlee birds wot makes teh cawfee n noms fur uz sleepee heds!
Conga-Cat-Yoo-Lay-Shuns fur ur FFL post Maus! It Nashunul Donut Dai. Wuld u liek sum donuts n kawfee fur Selleebrayshun?
Ohai Patrick! Donutz an cawfee goze gud wif mai song, Ifinksoyes? Letz get it awl reddee fer teh sleepyheds, k?
*orf tew kitchen fer hyooj cawfeemaker*
*returnz wif verree larje spresso mayker, creem, burbon-flavur wippy-creem, shoogre, splenda,ekwal, etc etc; donuts of asl kinds tew:*
Allready cooked wunz
Booberry donutz
Chawklit chawklit-frosted wunz
Doniutz, playne
E…
asl duzz nawt= Aitalyun as Sekkund Language. Asl=awl
eesy baek oven wuns
frosted wuns
grain (multi) wuns
HAWT wunz!
Issed wunz wif da glaze stuffs
Joonipur wunz fur da gin lubbers
K?
Hawt Cross Donutz
Igloo-shaypded wunz
Jerman chawklit wunz
Klingon donutz (ware’d taht com frum
L….
Klingonz lyke prune dohnuttz!
An u noez tihs becawz….?
prune juice…..a warrior’s drink
Ok, wii duzznt want tew get awn Worf’s bad syde, sew wii haz plenty of prune fingz
would Worf drink Dr. Pepper I wonder, according to ledgend one of the natural flavors is prune juice. At least that’s the excuse I use.
Lemon
Mushmalloh filled
Nutz onna coughee kayke wunz
coughee kayke?
DO NOT WANT!
coughee caek– teh kitteh yurkded up WUT awn it????
wutever it iz… i’d muchly rawther haz wun of ur famuss gyant chawklit caeks, ZF!
Shhhh, leeve mii alown, Leeza– I’z a bakin fool agin– gotta get itawl reddy B4, coz cant stai lawng at partee!
Whupps, sorri deednt luk at it dat wai. How bout sum wit nuts mixeded inn wit cinamom an icing?
elf wawning:
tihs skwirrl mai kontayn knutz…..
Ai knoes whar ‘klingons’ come frum! Do not want! Pleh!
(klingons = dingleberries = ‘leftovers’ from litterbox trip)
leengunbeery filled wuns
majik sprnkle wuns
nutty wuns
Orange icing…..
Peanut covered…..
Quince filled…..
R…
Rownd wunz (duh)
Sprinklez wunz
Toasted donutz
Untoasted wunz
Verree toasted wunz (fyre!! fyre!!)
W…
Wavy ones….
Xtra-frosting ones>>>>
Yummy ones….
Zebra-iced ones.
Kan Ai haz a crooller (oar 2)?
I wuv donutz but thei so bad fer u!
Congratulashuns Maus and lolnascar. You want sum extra hours of sleep befor we start teh party?
yesh!
mumvblulolmumbololmumblezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. oh wait, mebee i shud do dis wun lasts time?
speekin of the NB wich is, of course, at JCH4K’s palatial estate:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You are cordialolly invited
…………….to the birfdae celebrashunz of our b’lovd fren & raining Monarch
(izzit raining cats & goggies everywhere todae, oar just over my hed?)
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JCH4K~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ 12 noon EMT (easternMarytime)
……………..Formal attire is rekwired (becuz i feel like dressin up)
……………………………………..BYOBBQ*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
FAQ: yes, you can has ice cweem & caek if u brings a prezzie.
12 noon EMT =6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
*bekuz yu duzn’t wanna eet teh BBQ dat Igor is bringing. Trust me on disH.
Um, 1 small question… where is Janet’s palatial estate?
right down JCH4K Blvd. , counterclokwize around teh roundabout, take the JCH4K exit, drive down JCH4K Blvd past d’Beaker Labs ( which, if Igor left teh gate open) will prolly chase yr tires; dem goggies ain’t so brite) past the Princess Mu Meadow, When you get to a fork in the road, take it.
If you get to teh Cliffs o Insanitee, you’ve gone toooooo far.
or maybee, just far enuf!
I haz a vacashun haom at teh Cliffs… sumtimes itz nice to get awai..
i can has teh time shairz?
yew can haz teh lawn chers..;)
Dat sownds like a gud idea!
Spayce is at a preemiyum at the Cliffs.
Not a lot of vacansees… peepls are always finding teher way here sumhow! More and more alla tiem!
I wanna BAR shair
Skewz eye!! ♫
Oooops saweee!
Doan wurree – teh liddul bit ov gaffur taep shud fix dat!
Shii prolly woant nead dat noet N E wai!!1?
*Huff puff grunt weez*
eyem gettin 2 ole 4 dis gaem!
Daon a bit yur end, Mr Last!! ♪
Dat shud doo it!
*pant pant*
Juss eenflayt teh innurtoob 4 hur 2 sit awn… plug eet in2 teh belloez an den in2 teh mowf orgun an den teh kazoo, an leaf teh ress 2 miss May Wee.
Shii am Mistriss ov teh Innurtoobz!!
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Miss May Weeee!!!!
Yur Pie Paw Gun am reddee 4 yur reesytul !!1
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*wunderz awf wif Mr Last*
Nyz jawb awn teh cawbord replika Alburt Haul, Mr Last!!
Eye C der am kwyt teh awdyenz awreddee..?
Whut? Oh?! Dem am libbin heer??
An yur feidin tehm teh rimayndurd stok ov teh Kittelishus???!!
Gud finkin!! eet wuz tekkin up a lawt ov rume in teh Tybooteek!
Well eye hoepz dey liek teh mewsikz…
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Nao, bowt dat dilibburee ov teh kitteh fayzd lawleepawps………………
Naw!!1 Doan wurree bowt teh flavr!!!1
eye haz discubburd dat teh ‘nawt sew rillee bleugh flavr’ am gud 4 suppressin teh Splortz. Sew wii neadz estra 4 teh CCC.
Nex furrzdai?
Gud…….
Kthxbai
[we join the choir rehearsal in progress]
Mary 0: okays, letz do dis once moar wif FEELINES!
we wants Janitt to enjoy this!!
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Tenorz sing way too loud cuss dey tryin to outsing each otter(dey luvs to heer demselfs; ‘struth)
Sopranos warbull wif vibratoes wide enuf engulf small animules.
Altos luk smug, kuz dey noes dere parts & everybodyelses parts.
Basses are asleep.
*director Mary 0 gives the ‘crosseyedareyoucrazy?!’ look at teh motley crew thus making the weird little frown line over rite eye deeper*
*left eye starts that annoying twitchy thing, again*
*decides to pull out the Big Guns to get dere attenshun*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wpn7xyzUqg&feature=related
*sssssssssszzzzzzzzzzZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
*POW!!!!!!!!!!!*
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*silence*
uh ohes.
wow. dat wuz lowd!
.
*shakes hed, tryin to figger owt wai mah eers ar still ringink*
we has overlorded teh circus, er circuitz.
Wot we needs is Igor’z generatorTesslacoilTheramin combo to hook up teh pipeorgun (“pie paw gun” in tekkie speekie)
*luks around*
hmmm. no sighn o’ Igor.
wot to do, wot to do…
*wringing o hands*
runz to d’Beaker Labs (teh bldg, nawt teh goggies), rummages fru stowage closet in teh Sonic Reserch Centre.
Ah, heer itis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0d_djGB1bQ
ohnooooooooooooooes! teh possums nokked ober teh tabul, so dey jus has to sing teh last line for you
dey warms up wif a lil falalala, den:
HAAPPEEEEEE BIRFDAE, TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/?s=falala
Izzit BBQ’d mausie ?????
Think it mite be lefobbers frum lab..
Beddur nawt be, or else JCH4K not gets her serprizeses…
courz nawt. is pinnygig, prolly. Igor bin reeding a Prubian cukbuk.
I think he’s bin improvisin, dough, subtitootin road kill. I wish Pd’B hadn’t metioned the armadilla wif crema yesterday…i woodent eat any dessert from Igor, eeter.
well, dat thot jes put me orf mah feed! Hoeps I gits it bak befoar teh big partai!!!
sowy. just don’t eet ANYTHING brotted by Igor. Wear sumfin wif pokkits for discrete hiding so his feelings wont get hurted. He’s a sensitif fella.
sho nuff!! am nawt wyz 2 aggurvayt Igor!!
noe waiz!!1
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haoz teh Pie paw gun, Ms May Wee?
Sawree bowt teh takkee barnish awn teh domynoes.. ahem – eye meen keez!!
Mr Last wuz in teh hurree 2 finnnish an wontid it 2 luk sparklee 4 yew. Mebbeh a tuch 2 much??
Leaf em 4 teh minnit an shud B fyn ( eye hoepz ) *fingurz crawst*
Plai yur hart owt..?
Brek a legg..?
Whut duz yew sai 2 teh orgnizt?? “Blow a valve”??
crack a bellows?
break a stop?
bend a pipe?
I dunno
LOL!!! To AWL ov teh abov. . .ai cant type – ai’m laffin too hard~~:D
*tips hat, hand over heart*
(plummy voice) I live to serve madam.
prolly “pull out all teh stops” wood jest about cover eberythign.
ummmm whutz wud dat beez in montain tyme?
momcat
*the distant buzzing sound is getting louder*
*like a large fly trying to get out a summertime window*
whutz Igor bin nommin dis tiem???
Me too kitteh, lets go back to bed!
Iz last day of skool 4 my kiddies, they be havin half day, so I no can go back to bed n snorgle with mah kitteh on day I most need it
Oooooh, I haz btdt sew menny yeerz! I feelz ur payne!
i bemember habbin half dai’s at skewl!! howebber ai’s workin tewday so ai hab tew get up erlee
I belike di ebery mornin (or afternewn on teh weekenz!!)
*the crowd, still small, but gathering and restless, fails to notice*
bayted breff eye haz eet!!!!!
*tryn 2 cach mai tung b 4 eet sez sumfink stoopee!!*
‘aw lukky heer – eye gotta byte !11!’
Oh, an forgots to menshun dat foar teh summer, I will not be at teh 3 am pic. See u at 6 am!
I no mornin persun!
Youz down kitteh.
Reemyndz mee uff mye teanage boiz inna mornin!
and of myself when I was a teen kitteh..
Mee tu!
Ohai two_kittehs, how r u tudai?
I ar well Tribble, fanks for aksing, I iz waiting for Caturday!
How beez U?
Did the tornado affectz you at all on Wednesday?
Tornadoh wuz tu da east uff uss. Wii haz 75 tu 90 MPH wind gustz. Treez crak an fawl onna rhoadz. Menni branchez cum down. Lotz uff power outagez. Sum peepz still out tudai! Wuz naztea storm, do not want!
How bout u?
it were raining kittehs and doggies many broken tree limbs
and thunder and lightning, no powah for about an hour
and the wind gusts was scary. I had gonez fur a run den
was purty scary
when I started mah run it were beautiful summer like weather which
quickly changed into monsoon like rains. I had no idear that it would
get so bad so fast.
do not want!
Ohhh, u gotted stuk innit? Eye glad u mayde it hoam sayfe!
Wii hadda funder, lytening an rain tu. An wen wii tought it wuz awl ober, awl uff a sudden wii had a beeg CRACK uff litening. Wuz scaree!
do yew folkses has teh storm cellar to go to? sounds sew skeeeery!!! ai wants yew to be safe!
an mehsulf, too. Still.
ditto….expecially dis morn. 3hr. sleep over two days
mai fatigue lemmme showw yyooouu………………….snnxxxxx.
I betz dis b wat mai kidletz lukz liek. Deyz at deyz mawmz hows, n dey hasta goe 2 dai kayr at 6:15 AM (blarg).
I thot dis wuz spowsta b summer vaykayshun…
*the buzzing noise in the distance grows louder still*
*a small dot, above the horizon*
Whut izzit ??? (brefless wif antissypayshun..)
Has sum cawfee… u’ll perk up soon!
black cawfee wif tew shoogurs an a bizkit? :O??
howevver u liek it!
I will haz mine wif a flavr. Flavr creem that is, and eekwal.
**sllllurp**
N’Awlins (dat means wiff chicory) blend with molassas. Black as midnight on a moonless night.
ooooh, that sounds lubberly!!
dat’s creole coffe dawlin’
I can has bayen-yay avec dat?
certainment mon-ami, vous voudrais sucre don le “bayen-yay”?
mais oui! le sucre ‘powdered’?
)
(not u Miss Mais Oui… altho I’m shure u r as sweet as sucre!
Um, scuze me, qu’est-ce que c’est le bayen-yay?
french answer to donut
Ahhh, le bayne! Ai’ll hab 2. Kthxbai.
has yew ebber had a yum-yum leeza-b??
*the glare of the early june sun keeps the crowd from noticing*
*the buzzing noise continues*
Snoooz-buthin.. i haz it.
SPLORT!!! nuthin more to sai
Whupps! N e wun gotted da CCC? Qwik!
Heer eye halp u orangekittehservant.
Scoop, scoop, pat, pat,
CHRG w/doi carefullee put in playz.
Duck (qwak) taype glub on.
Izz getting kinda hot fur hot choklit. Whut wood u lyke fur drinkee?
Heer iz a piece uff Catburreez chockit, anna warm blankee.
*tuckz blankee in nize an cumfee*
How about some nice iced coffeh?
tanks tribble!!! I needed dat!!
OKS!! Hangz awn!!!
Wee-ooo wee-ooo heer comz teh CCC, nawt skweekin terdai, gud!
Sweepy sweepy sweep!
Skoopy skoopy skoop!
Tukky tukky tuk!
Awl branez back in braynepan. Snap! Awn wif teh CHRGw/doi, lil Friday-shayped lolpics, u liek?
Taypee taypee tape!
Heer iz sum chawklit esspresso, an sum possum shaypded chawklitz, an a floofy blankee, Fryeday shaypded. U sitz heer an watchez teh fun, k?
Ohai, OKS! I see yoo haz bin well tayken kayr uv.
The CCC is speshully stokked today with “I hart JCH4K” buttons, stikkers, an t-shirts, in honor ov her speshul day!
Halp yorself, cheezpeeps! (Those hoo haz splorted gets first dibs. But teh rest ar welkum too!)
*pulls speshul “I harr JCH4K” t-shirt on over floofy orinj fur*
Ther! I is wayrin wun! Izznt it teh kyoot?
O how kyoot! I didnt splort, had my 50′sBC awn gud n tite, but I’ll taek a “I hart JCH4K” t-shirt tew!
*Pullz it awn* There! poifekt! Fankz sew mush fer teh speshul remynder!
Hai flootee,
Gud 2 C yew wif teh CCC – nawt skweeikin eefurr?? Igor mussa oyuld teh wealz wif sumfin….? *hmmmm*
aw – B 4 eye furrrgitz -
tek deze 4 teh CCC. *wipz owt elebentee duzzin an sum stikkee fingz frum bak pawkit*
Dem am teh speshul noo ‘nawtso bleaugh flavr’ kitteh fayzd lawleepawpz impryntid wif “23″ – teh seekrit messij frum Barny, Jannitz pewtur technocat.
Dem am rekkymendid 2 abert teh splortz. an wif diz pikchewer wii wheel needz lawtz.
kthxbai
8)
*the buzzing sound, like a wasp inside a dixie cup, keeps getting louder*
I is waiting wif baited bref. Um… or is taht teh sushi I ate?
*snert*
*looks over at Maus*
you hear sumpin?
duz yew gort teh fly sprey?? soopur siez???
nope, I gotta 2X4, wit nails innit tho.
ummmm….. i fink uz ated ur herrin…..bedda chec da end ub yur line!
momcat
*bouncing up an doan wif anticipashun!!!*
Whin I dont getz up on tym, mai kitteh yells an nipz mai arm. Get wif da program, mommeh!
mah kittehs wakes mez upz 2, they is 2 furry alarm clocks wid no snooze button
Mine nebber seem to wayk me up on days ai obbersleep,tho….do they dooz that on porpoise ?????
If ai diddnt get up erlee enuf to suit hur, Josie wud get onna pillo abov mai hed and BITE teh top of mai hed!
Tehre wuz mennee mornins ai wud reech up an sai, ‘No bitin teh mommeh!”
Nawt 2 many splorts tooday. Goody :3.
Lolcat ran outta lol ;_;
Oh, bebbeh kitteh! Hang on, iz awlmos Caturdai!
I haz a worrie u guiz.
My Weezy kitteh who was just having the mysterious bacterias and bluds in her pee- has stopped eeting yesterday. This is very skary to me b/c she haz NEVER not wanted to eat b4. She can be kwite a piggy kitteh ackshully. So we is going back to the vet todai. I need sum crossed fingurs now too plzthx… I don’t know what the not eeting might mean, but the vet said this is always serious wif a kitteh.
Fingers crossed, many good thoughts headed your way, too!
{{{{{leeza-b & Weezy}}}}}
{{{{{leeza-b}}}}} and {{{{{Weezy kitteh}}}}}
Ai keep mai paws crossed 4 U! Itz worriyng if kitteh dunt eat.
Aww sowwee 2 heer dat!! haz teh sad
{{{{{leeza-b}}}}} an snorgulz 4 Weezy !!!!1
oh, leeza-b, I send gut thot to yoo an yur Weezy kitteh! I hoeps eberyfing turns owt ok!
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{{{{{leeza-b & Weezy}}}}}
{{{{{{leeza-b}}}}} ai send yew lubs and snorglies fur weezi kitteh, an phaedra bmd iz sendin nuzzles for bowf ob yew.
fanks guiz.
I am hoaping… how to say this delikatlee.. that maybee she is just constipated? Do kittehs get that? I am wunderin if teh stress of going wiffowt using the litterbocks all day Mon and Tues backed her up (long storee) ?
Im not a kitteh doc (nor do ai play wun on teebee) but deh sure can get diarrhea, so why not constipated? Hope itz just that! {{{weezy}}}
lets hoep dats awl it iz! mah kittehs haz wunst inna whyle, can mak dem lus appatyte. Mah vet tole me never try to use a hooman ennemma awn a kitteh, dere’s sumfin innit dat is nawt gud for da kitteh. Ai thot, whoo wud ebber tink dat’s a gud thing to try at home?
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ leeza-b ad Weezy kitteh }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yuu ar iyn mai thots adn prayures; hauldyng yuu bof iyn the lite!!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
murmur
murmur
murmur
*happy conversations as the people begin to gather for the celebration*
*the buzzing noise is clearer now*
*engines*
*probably a couple of them*
look!! look!1!!
yes dear, don’t bother mommy right now
but mo-om …
O Hai Janet!!
Happy Birfdaa, Happy Birfdaa, just 4 u,
Happy Birfdaa, n maa awl yur dreemz kum troo.
Wen u blo owt teh kandulz, wun lyt staaz aglo,
Taht’s teh luv-lyt in yur hart, wher’er u go.
Ai hoep taht u haz a wunnerfuls birfdaa, Janet
murmur
murmur
murmur
*the sound of contented conversation*
*the crowd gathers for the festivities soon to commence*
look !!1! look !!!
yes, dear, don’t bother mommy right now …
grrr. wrdprss is croozin for a broozin.
send een Igor!!
♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫ Waike up Liddel Kitteh , waike up ♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫
♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫ Waike up Liddel Kitteh, waike up ♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫
♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫ Teh moobie wusn’t soe hawt, dint haz muches ov a plaut ♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫
♪♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♫♫ Waike up Liddel Kit………..Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh ….. EAR WURM!!!!!!
test.
this is just a test
if it was a real LOL,
yew wud be laughing.
Ha ha…. eyes iz prakticing fur when it beez a reaal LOL
an eef we am laffin duz dat mek it reel??
Did U heer teh tree fall?
Noe but I hurd da riber sing
an sometimes der riberdance
murmur, murmur, murmur
talk, talk, talk
*crowd waits fer festivivities to start*
look !!! lookit !!1!
quiet dear, down’t bother mommy right now
but lookit !!1!
Pd’B – teh massur of markur pens; bawl poynt pens an suss pens een axyun!!!!
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*Daynjur !! Sigh n tist @ werk!!!!*
“markur pens; bawl poynt pens an suss pens”: FTW!!!
*walks throo teh crowd, handin owt t-shirts an stikkers an pins wit teh speshul “I hart JCH4K” messij on them*
Heer yoo go, kittehs. Put on yor speshul t-shirts. We gots them in awl teh cullurs of teh raynbow!
mmmmmrrrrrnnnnnnnooooowwwwmmmmmmm !!!!
mmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwwwmmmmmmm!!!
ooh!!!
aahh!!
*gasp* WHAT IZZIT?????
wooden jew liek 2 no!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
OMG, this trio of comments should win an award!
*donkee falls on floor laffing helplesslee….*
Am I the first one up?
Dis kitteh needz mah kitteh tu wayk himz up…Mah kitteh wil lik-lik-lik mah hayr n if dat no wurk…her wil lik-lik-lik mah eyelidz. Dat wil wayk up teh coma-toes!
Iz it a snoe day?
Noe, jess uh snore dai…
dis reminds me of gascat an momcat in da mornin
1.i getz gascat up(go awayyy snork) an wake momcat up
2.goz downstairs an getz gascat of cuoch an FORCE a cofee down him
3.goz back upstairs an DRAG momcat of bed,brings her down an givez her cofee
4.listen to 2 snorking peeples while eetin breekfast
5.get da 2 snorkin peeples ta eet breekfast an get dressed
6.herd 2 peeps upstairs 2 get dressed
7.finaly start the day(sort of)
fishykitty
nex fing weiz duz is findz da fishykitteh- reles mi-mi kitteh kat in process
den we findz goggie n says “go find fishykitteh sos shez kan feedz u
den goggie goes waggie, waggie WHALOP on da fishykitteh….
wez go bak two bed awl happitail!
momcat n gascat
waking task: achieved
next task: naptime
u n me lil’ kitteh, u n me
dis aer how i feal ehvury moarningz
Kitteh shoodnt stay owt so latez nex tiem.
somtims Im lik tat (i meen alwys)