
DIET DIARY, DAY 2: i felled off tha waggon
mebbeh u needz weight watcher kitteh 2 halp u.
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DIET DIARY, DAY 2: i felled off tha waggon
mebbeh u needz weight watcher kitteh 2 halp u.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: aaron77
Kitteh needs a new axel?
Conga ratz 2 yew Raziya!!! Egg salad nawt-furst com mint. purrhapz I shudn’t b menshuning fudz like dat.
R u up 4 enny moar sillybrating? oar haz deh birfday partee wringed u owt?
*handz Raziya a chokklit martoonee.*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!
no choklit martoonie foar mee, fanks. ai haz a choklit shayk!
we can has wun wiffout alkeehaul!!
anover lol!
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Ai hope this maeks it eezie-er!!
Janet!!! R U in teh tornado sellar??? R U OK???
Wii haz bin holdin owr bref till U came bak!
yew am bak frum teh depfz ov teh cellur???
{{{jannit}}}
Ohai, ai seme tu hab mist da hole pardy. ai wuz brung ox hill airy chonklit pabloba wif rasperriez nd nai 2 kalicoz hoo hab dere birfday dis weke tu. Maost ub yu iz awlredy gawn hoam oar bak tu wrk . Wel, {{{{{Janet}}}}}, wair ebur yu ar hapi birfdai .
Ai se b lo Amanda duz nawt liek awl owr pursnul ekschanjez. Maibe she b lawng sum plais els? Nawt tu be un hopsipital oar ennyfing. Ai fink iz muxh funz b cuming frenz wif eech uvvurz.
Yesh, Gma, frends bees veree guud; weez luuvs eech uvver;
♥♥
I b finking it b deh personal exchangez that b making dis plais sew much funz. It b like a neverending partee wif awl yer bestest frenz. deh funnee commintz r gud, but getting 2 noeing ee chudder iz wut makingz dis plais spesshull.
Wif apologeez tew T. S. Eliot, Andrew Lloyd Webber nd Rum Tum Tugger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGe9-LM6wnQ
The Cheez Frenz are some friendly cats
And there isn’t any need for you to doubt it
For we will do
As we do do
And there’s no doing anything about it.
BTW, my Momcat wuz frends wif teh Dadcat of Terrence Mann, RTT n dis video nd teh orijinal RTT awn Broadway. Ai meeted himz nd he singed dis sawng fur me. Wi hadd owr picshur taeken togevver, but unfortoonatlee, he wuzzint n cawstume. Still…….
are y’all from around Manteo?
Hai Dan……Ai’m frum teh Pinellas County side of Tampa Bay in Florida (awl mai laif). Waht maeks u aks?
Terence Mann, supposedly he either is from around the area or he just started in theatre at Lost Colony in Manteo NC. It’s been a long time and memory fades.
TY! It alwayz tiem to celebrate!
lol! luv it!
HAPPY BIRFDAE, JANET!1!1!11!
yes, happy b-day janet. i sorry i misst the fizz-divvy-tees, but is a very busy day in teh lab
happy birfdai frum me tuu, janet ub teh foar kittehz!!! an frum teh Koko-kitteh tuu! Duz yu remembember teh Koko-kitteh frum sum munfs ago, hu yuzd tu lib onna raylwai brij neer mai offiss? wel she haz a bebbeh! Himz a kyootie!
Thank yoo awl above fur teh birthday wishes! It waz a troolee amazing day!
But yoo can still see the fizz-divvy-tees! Prof d’Beaker an gibbocat were in top form – az were so menee otters!! Ai wuz. . .no werds fur waht ai wuz!
But moe – ov KORSE ai remember the kitteh awn gthe raylwai brij! ai’m so glad to heer she’s just fine – an wif a cyoot babee. AWwwww!!
fell, or leaped?
i finking wii awl leapinged orf deh wagon wif awl deh birfday cake, i skreem, etc. on deh uzzer fred. BLARG. I r ded frum stuffing maisef.
theeen you probably don’t want any of these chocolate covered gummi-bears I’ve found. yes?
*rayzez hed adn opunz wun eye. *
*opunz uzzer eye. *
*opunz bof eyezez at wunst.*
well, mebbe just wun.
nom.
anuzzer? fankz
nom.
Moar plz?
it’s waffer thin.
beware Mr. Creosote!
sry, i cudden eet jus wun!!!
ohai Lil Nip, how wuz yr misshun? good ai hopes
it wuz gud! ai gotz tew feedz lotsa liddlol hungry kiddlets! yu kan reed awl abowt it awn teh yahoo syte.
No 1! U r back! I wuz cummin too pestur u furr info bowt ur misshun twip!! Butt
I see where to go now!
Tank u furr teh wunnurfull comment u made on mah blog! Dat wuz verreh kind
ub u.
<3
Sew goez teh storee uv mai lief.
Mee 2 liekwyze!
nd he wuz doin so well
Teh priez!!! Aiz trineta find teh priez!!!
(munchmunchmunchmunchmunch)
Fownd it!
*burp*
Izzit a rael priez? or jussa nutter tat or stiker?
Nawt shoor, akshullee — but it wuz taystee.
ware is teh secret prize insyde?
you must have just posted it…….. i wuz dere earlier and it wuzznt there
Exibitionist kitteh……shows her stuff!
an hur fluff!!
whut teh kyoot butt!! 1
Do ai see caliko spotz? Wish ai cud see teh rest ov hur!
Duz u styll has teh calikko bebbe frum yesserday??
Ob coarse ai do!
Ai lubs hur.
Ai’m gonna b teh Crazee Kitteh Lady, but all mai kittehs r gonna b Calikoes!
Ai onlee has one calikko…she is teh beestliest uv mai 4 kittehs.
She can do teh KYOOT bestest uv awl,tho!
Hai eek,
Sawree eye didun git teh chanz 2 reespawnd 2 yur matriss een teh swomp commint. wuz teh nyz duglis adumz ‘win-sum’ commint.
eye wuz axed 2 dror taht stawree sum yerz bak.
mennee gud fun tingz he meks in himz stawreez ( sadlleee mist!! ).
**sigh***….yesh ,iz weird to fink ter wyll be no moar D.A.storees…..
( Ai am glad you caught teh ref!)
Oh noez kitteh, binge eating ar not a gud ting
Fell, adn tehn dat wikked box o cheez crunchies attacked! Adn is eetin u up! O help!
SJP kitteh is trying on a nu hat
ULTIMATE NOM!
EXTREEEM NOM!!
Fearless Freep?
Packaging Engineer… Fail!
“ah swairz ah wuz attakt bai ur bawks of krakurz and hadz ta eets mah wai to saefteh”
In Soviet Russia, Cereal eets U!
LOL! dis nebbr getz old! an aym nawt beein feseesh…fuskish…fasheesh…smarty-pansd!
frenz dont let frenz put their head ib cereal boxes…
…frenz pour out a giant bowl fer u & addses milk!
Wid a spoonful of shugar on top of teh cornflakes.
Dis wun ub mah fabburite pichurs.
oooooooooooooooooo I lub dis picshur!!!!
Dat fat furry cat! Doze feetsees! soooo cuuuuuute!
HAHA! I is waerin my CHRGWDOI!!!
*tiny contained BOOM is herd….*
heer kafleen.. trai diz kitteh fayzd lawleepawp.
Teh nawt rillee sew bleugh flavr am gud 4 purrtektin frum Splortz.
so that what the things were for, there was only the one left at the register yestiddey.
Teh CCC am lowdid wif dem – teh wunz wif teh speshul “23″ messij frum Barney, JCH4K’s pewter kitteh.
Gud in an E merjunsee!!!1
“23″ messij?
axe jannit 2 axe Barney!!
mebbeh am teh kitteh bershun ov 42..??
*wisspurrs to gibbocat*
I tink Barney is a dubbullnot spy, butt Janet denize it…
yew meen iz dubloon23 an teh messij 2 awl teh unnurkubburd kitteh spyz???
whut wii gunna du??
aww shawk horrur!!!11
eye dun rileeezt teh messij 2 teh whirld….?
ohai gibbocat — ai am glad to sees that you escaped frum the swamp. ai had to leave work in mid-advenchure, and cuddn’t get back when ai thought ai would, so it wuz wif bated breath this morning that ai checked back in to see wut happened. (ai left a comment on the birthday picture about the whole exsperiense).
Dere haz 2 be a toi een dizz!
Pkg is sold by wayt, not by volyoom. Contents may have asploded wid shippin an handuling.
I luvz lolcats and all, but i do nawt like comments uzed fer personal diskusion. itz kinda like spam. do not want.
So, Amanda, wut do u b wanting deh commintz useded 4?
Shud we diskussing
Arbor day?
Baloonz?
Cactuz growing techneekz?
Darjeeling tea vs. Erl Gray tea?
E….
Energee barz
Fishin storeez
Googlii eise
H…
Heffalumps & Woozles
Iglooz
Jurneemen Baesball Playerz
K…
Kookie recipes…..
Luvvable pets….
Major wurld issues….
N…..
Nutz n boltz
Oil rigs
Planet Erf
Q…
Quizziz in magizeens….
Recipeez (en addishun to Kookies)
Stuff, other
T….
Talented hippololopottumusses
Unlisenced operatorz
valentinez
w…
walrus wiskerz
xtraordinery acheebmints
y…
yellow journalism
zebra attacks upon crocodiles
Yummy stuff and not-so-yummy stuff
Zip codes
Vut happint tu yore
abatar, cweenmj? Iz yur
conekshun sew fas
it gitz lef behinz?
Nope, minz sew slow,
it gottid lef behinz!
Thazjusweerd!
yardsalez adn
Zeenyuz?
Earth Day
Food of any kind
Goons and gremlins
Happitails? …
IggyPop,
Jaxun Brownz,
Kanzuss,
L..
Lampoons
Minni skurts
Nansi boiz
O..
Oktypiz maytin richewulz
Peepz hoo mek stoopy commintz??
Questionz 2 teh chayur..
Radyo shewz we haz lubbd an lawst
Sattylyt trajectreez awn re-entree
Tin hatz 4 purrtekshun frum sattylyt debriz re-entree
U naem it wii tawk abaot it!!
V…..
Very small rocks.
Woozles (and Heffalumps)
Xeroxing boddee parts.
Yellow snow – Pleh!
Zebra-stripee lunchbokzuz.
Oh, sew mennee topikz!! I doan no wear 2 b starting!!
it seamz dat Amanda haz kawzd teh deelemmur 4 uz awl!!!
o whut 2 tawk abowt nex????
whut teh konundrumz!!!1
cat as trophy absolut!!
O hai ebreewun! ai ar just passing throoo!
Wanted to say – we did NAWT get blown awai bai teh tornado! an teh storm iz gone an awl iz nermal again.
HOWEVER, ai must nao go to teh hospital to see mai Ant! She may hav to haz an operashun tomorrow – we dont know yet. But it SHUD bee Ok! Just a liddl-ish wun!!
Hoep sum ov yoo ar still heer wehn ai get bak!!
Teh Pd’B reaxyun haz leff an ekkko!!
O hai ebreewun! ai ar just passing throoo!
Wanted to say – we did NAWT get blown awai bai teh tornado! an teh storm iz gone an awl iz nermal again.
HOWEVER, ai must nao go to teh hospital to see mai Ant! She may hav to haz an operashun tomorrow – we dont know yet. But it SHUD bee Ok! Just a liddl-ish wun!!
Hoep sum ov yoo ar still heer wehn ai get bak!!
wuz dat chew gowin bowf waiz??
Dat janet, I b thinking teh tornado done
blownded her frew here twicet!! Sew wii seaz
her kumming and going!
How cud this happen? Waht iz WP doing?? Ai awnlee did this wunz!
It is AWL veree mysterious!! an apphairentlee awlwaiz will be – fur mee!
Dewel prasessur?
Oh Janet, just chek dere is nawt a pair of red sparklee shoos stikkin owt from teh corner ob ur hows. U nebber kno.
OHai, cweenmj, howz teh leetle bunneh doin??
Hai percycat! teh bun bun b growing adn hopping along bery nislee. Fankz fer asking. I wokinged up late dis morning and wuzn’t logged in to weerdpress before I started comminting. So mai abatar wuzn’t awake. I didn’t want to b late to Dame Janetz birfday partee. But ebberything b hunkee doree now. Dat wuz sum impressive partee, wun’t it?
Yaz, itwazunbeeleevibblee speshul!
C, thar’s yur abatar ryte thar! R u
gonna travul inny tihs summur?
We b stayin heer til after deh Laybor Dae. Wii will b taking deh day tripz in deh Jeep 2 b seeing awl deh sitez rownd heer. Deh Jeep b getting much bedder milajez dan deh Winneebago.
— PLEH 2 deh oil maggotz!
Abut 8 galleons 2 teh myle, huh?
NW? Mt.Raneer, Craytur Laek?
Oui trabelled eber summar win
ai wuz leetle…n sumpin diffrint
each tyme.
Dis b deh nawt-sekkund tiyme wii have ben in deh NW … sew much 2 seeing and doing heer… but still b kold adn raynee. … freeze warning 2nite…. PLEH!
Kold iz ok, btu nawt sew
much teh whet kold. Ai
lubbed Yellastone az a
chyld…wanna take mi
13 yr old sun 2 c it!
whar u b stayin in da NW? Ai m in PDX.
Letz hoep taht Janet am owkay!!
Hazzunt herd 4 a cuppla owurs. …
eye nawt noe hao lawng teh stawmz lazt..?
N E buddee noe???
Hai! Ai’m OK! Teh storm went about 20 myols to teh eest of us – an ai han nawt hurd if it did ene damage enewhere!
It IZ kinda skeeree, tho, wehn tehy com awn teh TV an say to taek shelter!! But we ar so cloase to teh laek – teh stormz awlmost awlwaiz veer off to teh East.
Happee 2 heer yew am owkay, jannit.
Hoep yur antee am owkat 2!!
{{{janet an famblee}}}
Yesh, ai seconds dat!! Tornadoes – do nawt want.
Day 3. “Deer Diaree… I CAN’T STANDZ IT ANEE MOAR!!!!!”
* CHOKLIT CHOKLIT CHOKLIT*
Uh-oh. I haz a weakness fur kitteh toz. I wants to tickul the lil feetsies and play wif teh lil toz an-SPLORT-d… iz my hed sposed tuh do dat?
Itz naw sposed tuh – but itz nawt a rare okkuruns arownd heer.
*wheelz teh CCC ober to GerrieOR*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*skoopa skoopa skoopa*
*gentlee tucka tucka tucka*
*taypa taypa taypa wif teh duckee tayp*
*gentlee putz a lavendar bavving cap wif liddul pink roses on it on yer hed*
*tuks u in under a matching lavendar sawftee blankee, givs a cuppa tee (nawt too hawt) & a choklit oktopuss (wif caramel filling)*
Yew beddur nao, Gerrie?
Tank goo. I’z better
(ooh caramel)
Oh noes! Sech a teenie splort thet no1 notised. Ai is knot sew esperienced in the CCC, but ai will trye to halp u.
Must skoop brains…tehy iz jus seeping outz a lill bit.
Pat pat pat…
Here, we putz teh CHRG on 2 prevent mor splorts.
How bout a nise hot chocolot oar mebbe a choklot possum?
A softee blankee. Dew u wanna bloo or a pink one? Both hav teh lill bunnees on em.
Feel bettr now? Caerful, and rest heer so u don’ go splortin agin 2 soon.
Tank goo 2. ooh, I haz a bloo blankke lik dis one, only wif duckies on it.
Yep, feelin bettr alredy.
Hai G O. Wyol yur gettin ewezd 2 dis playz – yew mai az wel git ewed 2 teh tayzt ov teh nawt sew bleugh flavr kitteh fayzt lawleepawps, az purrvydid bai yur ebbur lubbin Tybooteek. Dem an speshully rekkymendid 4 teh Splort recubberree. Teh flavr tekz yur mynd awf teh kyootniss!
N joi!!
Lukkit dat!! twu peepz kaymded 2 yer resQ GerrieOR. u shud b up adn arownd in no tiyme. Cheezland b full uv deh kind adn karing peepz. ♥ I lubz dis plais! ♥
Me too!! Awl teh nicest peepl in teh whrilled (an teh funniest – stranj hao teh too go tgedder) seem to bee gatheredd rite heer!
OHai Janet! Happeetail Birfdae!!! Taht wuz quait sum partee todae ober awn Adobe Called….347 commintz nd cownting! Teers nd smyles nd laffs awl en 1 thred….amayzing. Ai maded a song 4 u, but Ai iz habbing trubble gettin it tew u. Hoep tew hab it deelibered dis weekund. Njoi teh rezt ob yer speshul dae!!!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
Anudder bocks dyve suksessfilly akom … akkompl … dun!
Kitteh haz eeted herseylfe iyntu a koma;
( her eeted soe muches taht her cudn’t ebben geyt owt ov teh baux,
soe her jes keeped awn nomming);
Her shud bees joiynyng ‘Kitteh Waite Wautchers Amonymuss’;
(Butt Ai kan nawt bees tuu haurd awn kitteh; oaver-nomming iys funses adn maikes yuu feal guud wen yuu haz had a badd dai, oar wen yuu iys sad, oar wen yuu bees wurried, oar wen yuu ar boarded, oar tyred, oar jes plane fedd-ups;)
Cum tuu fink ov iyt, Ai wunder iyf ‘KWWA’ wud axxcept me az well???
Hey, Janet!
Add my “Happy Birfday!” to the pile!
From the looks of it, it may be next week before you can dig down far enough to see it, though…
You are one of the reasons this forum has been such a wonderful place to come to. I haven’t forgotten the hugs and kind words you shared with me last year when life was…a burden, shall we say?
Thanks so much for being around!
CTM
Hai johnson442! Yoo know yoo will awlwaiz hav a speshul plaice in mai hart fur awl teh nice things yoo sayed to mee then. Taht wuz wehn we furst creayted teh Princes Mu Meadow wif awl its wunderful majick!
Yoo nebber told me waht it wuz taht wuz trubbling yoo – but it maed me happee to thing taht ai cud halp in sum way! So nao ai awlwaiz smile wehnever ai see yur name!
{{{{johnson442}}}}}
teh trubble wif no akkomplissess… unforseen stuckage.
Yeah, It teaks 2 tew git untango’d!
Snerk!
Ohai! catsablanca! Ai’m steel hummin adn
driftin ahn teh oshunz!
Ohai! Bin seein ur commintz todae….u wer awn a rowl!! Funnee, teh tyme awn ur commint heer is 1:22PM, nd rite nao mai pooter clok showz 1:22AM. Sew itz ackshully bin 6 howrs sinse u powsted it. Crazee dae awn ICHC, 2 mush 2 reed! Ai needs 2 go 2 zzzzzz soooon…teh kittehs r awlreddy n mai bedd. Ummm, u jest b kiddin bowt driftin awn teh oshun, rite? Wi wuz tawkin abowt boatz nd wawtur, butt Ai don rember u sayin u wuz cruizin. Ohhhh!! Ai jest rembered taht Ai dreemed ob boatz las nite! Bedder tahn nufing, Ai gess. Ai’ll b gawn mos ob teh dae 2morrow (kerrekshun….2dae). Birfday partee 4 mai 3 yr owld neece. Trafel tyme 1.5 hrs eech wae…..DO NOT WANT! Nd wif mai Momcat inna car. Iz gonna bee a longggg dae. Nitey nite, PercyCat!
Yeah, tyme iz strainj sumtymez, lyke win ai
glans at teh clok at teh smae tyme allot,
ekspeshully at 12:34, fur sum wired rezun!
Noew, nawt akshully ahn abowt, jus
dreemin. O, suweet neesuz, ai habz tehm!
Hav funz ahn yur durive. Introdoose Momcat
2 sum gnu muzikz! Lolol! Luvit mebbe!
i feel dis wai tu sumtymez. it r sew hard tew eet ryte sum times wen sew mennee gushy fuds bee calling mai naem!!! dat r wai ai breeng teh fuds wehn ai cums tew commint. dey is ok tew hab n ai kin stuff maisef till ai hazzing tew roll away….
handing erbunny a hot brownie sundae wif cinninom eye screem an brandee buddr soss………….BEEG NOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh noze, deh exclamashun pointees gottid awai frum mee!!!
dots…wif hats!!!!!!!!
hello her majistee… _llll*waving ohai*
r u injoieeng ur dessurt? oar u can frigideez it 4 ladur…
ai made janet a prezint, tu. i r gibbing hur a pink makanikul bull and a cowgrl hat wif a crown onna frunt dat say burfdae grl. i hope she laiks it…..
=):^) <—abe leenkun!!!
Luv deh Abe Leenkun!!!
& I luv deh sundae!!!
Sineemom I skreem b wun uv mai faboritez. ♥♥
Gud fing deh fudz in ICHC haz no kaloreez oar I wud hab reeched mai weeklee limit 2dae.
I spekt Janet iz oberwhelminged wif her birfday partee adn prezzintz heer. Adn tehn 2 b habbing deh tornado warningz adn deh elderlee relatibz 2 b karing 4 IRL!
royal guard dots.
carmen miranda dots.
marie antionette dots.
Canadian mowntee dots.
kowboi dots.
Safari gui dots.
TTI Royal gard dots.
Marshing band dots.
Ooops.. sorri SHD… I mist yor royal gardz dots.
is okay, you TTI is clearer than mine was, wanna share?
Las Vegas showgirl dots *wolf whistle*
1700′s redcoat dots
Sure!! I wil haz teh royal gards an yu gets teh showgurls…deal???
groovy, wait—um lemme confirm the showgurls are showGURLS.
U nebber knows in Vegas !!
mai point eggsaktly
Lola?
sheff dots!
duntz dots!
kat n teh dots!
upsydown burfdae kannl dots…
Lol!
fank yoo i r goin ta bed nau…. g’nite
{{{{{CHEEZPEEPS}}}}}
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sry, dint payst sew grate akshully
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mebbeh dissil werk?
Warppress eets awl teh spaces. So ai fort ai’d bedder come along wiv mai martoonie abatar in case anybuddy is firsty.
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plan B, into circular file….. ratz afratz….
“wutta wii du noa Brian?” “Saem fing wii du ebberii nite, Pinky…”
duh, “Brayne”
use lots of dots
*garsp* Nawt DOTS…..
Oops….
Lessee…
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plz to ignore dots to lhs of glass, thxbai.
akshully ai fink dat’s more liek a shampagne glass, compleet wiv bubblols. Oh well, werks for me! Cheers!
slurppp, ahhhh…. werks fien furr mii tu! Conga Ratz ahn circumv…gettin rownd the Weird Pretzel
Ai has bery deeveeyuss mind.
Cat in teh box…ai dozent wantz, thanx ennywaiz.
New Catnip-Flavored Cheezburgers went over like gangbusters!
we all fall off the wagon sometimes.
its only one day , not your whole life
accidents can happen!!!!!
<3 nikki sixx
Cool its awsom. r u ter? well by fo now peace!!!:)