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DIET DIARY, DAY 2:

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DIET DIARY, DAY 2: i felled off tha waggon

mebbeh u needz weight watcher kitteh 2 halp u.

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  1. Raziya says:

    Kitteh needs a new axel?

  2. no 1 in particular says:

    lol! luv it!

    • no 1 in particular says:

      HAPPY BIRFDAE, JANET!1!1!11!

      • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

        yes, happy b-day janet. i sorry i misst the fizz-divvy-tees, but is a very busy day in teh lab :cry:

        • moe says:

          happy birfdai frum me tuu, janet ub teh foar kittehz!!! an frum teh Koko-kitteh tuu! Duz yu remembember teh Koko-kitteh frum sum munfs ago, hu yuzd tu lib onna raylwai brij neer mai offiss? wel she haz a bebbeh! Himz a kyootie!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Thank yoo awl above fur teh birthday wishes! It waz a troolee amazing day!

            But yoo can still see the fizz-divvy-tees! Prof d’Beaker an gibbocat were in top form – az were so menee otters!! Ai wuz. . .no werds fur waht ai wuz! :D

            But moe – ov KORSE ai remember the kitteh awn gthe raylwai brij! ai’m so glad to heer she’s just fine – an wif a cyoot babee. AWwwww!!

  3. stagehanddan says:

    fell, or leaped?

  4. jamamakitty says:

    sry, i cudden eet jus wun!!!

  5. jamamakitty says:

    ohai Lil Nip, how wuz yr misshun? good ai hopes

    • no 1 in particular says:

      it wuz gud! ai gotz tew feedz lotsa liddlol hungry kiddlets! yu kan reed awl abowt it awn teh yahoo syte.

      • kafleen says:

        No 1! U r back! I wuz cummin too pestur u furr info bowt ur misshun twip!! Butt
        I see where to go now!

        Tank u furr teh wunnurfull comment u made on mah blog! Dat wuz verreh kind
        ub u.

        <3

  6. rhsb says:

    Sew goez teh storee uv mai lief.

  7. me says:

    nd he wuz doin so well

  8. nightshayde says:

    Teh priez!!! Aiz trineta find teh priez!!!

  9. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    ware is teh secret prize insyde?

  10. eeckthecat says:

    Exibitionist kitteh……shows her stuff!

  11. rhsb says:

    Do ai see caliko spotz? Wish ai cud see teh rest ov hur!

  12. two_kittehs says:

    Oh noez kitteh, binge eating ar not a gud ting

  13. BGee says:

    Fell, adn tehn dat wikked box o cheez crunchies attacked! Adn is eetin u up! O help!

  14. two_kittehs says:

    SJP kitteh is trying on a nu hat

  15. teho says:

    ULTIMATE NOM!

  16. rodney dill says:

    Packaging Engineer… Fail!

  17. The Crapture says:

    “ah swairz ah wuz attakt bai ur bawks of krakurz and hadz ta eets mah wai to saefteh”

  18. nightshayde says:

    In Soviet Russia, Cereal eets U!

  19. raingod says:

    frenz dont let frenz put their head ib cereal boxes…

  20. kafleen says:

    Dis wun ub mah fabburite pichurs.

    oooooooooooooooooo I lub dis picshur!!!!

    Dat fat furry cat! Doze feetsees! soooo cuuuuuute!

    HAHA! I is waerin my CHRGWDOI!!!

    *tiny contained BOOM is herd….*

    • gibbocat says:

      heer kafleen.. trai diz kitteh fayzd lawleepawp.
      Teh nawt rillee sew bleugh flavr am gud 4 purrtektin frum Splortz. ;)

      • stagehanddan says:

        so that what the things were for, there was only the one left at the register yestiddey.

        • gibbocat says:

          Teh CCC am lowdid wif dem – teh wunz wif teh speshul “23″ messij frum Barney, JCH4K’s pewter kitteh.
          Gud in an E merjunsee!!!1

          • nightshayde says:

            “23″ messij?

            • gibbocat says:

              axe jannit 2 axe Barney!!
              mebbeh am teh kitteh bershun ov 42..??

              • kafleen says:

                *wisspurrs to gibbocat*
                I tink Barney is a dubbullnot spy, butt Janet denize it…

                • gibbocat says:

                  yew meen iz dubloon23 an teh messij 2 awl teh unnurkubburd kitteh spyz???
                  aww shawk horrur!!!11 :shock: whut wii gunna du??
                  eye dun rileeezt teh messij 2 teh whirld….?

                  • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                    ohai gibbocat — ai am glad to sees that you escaped frum the swamp. ai had to leave work in mid-advenchure, and cuddn’t get back when ai thought ai would, so it wuz wif bated breath this morning that ai checked back in to see wut happened. (ai left a comment on the birthday picture about the whole exsperiense).

  21. Sakee says:

    Dere haz 2 be a toi een dizz!

  22. Duffy says:

    Pkg is sold by wayt, not by volyoom. Contents may have asploded wid shippin an handuling.

  23. Amanda says:

    I luvz lolcats and all, but i do nawt like comments uzed fer personal diskusion. itz kinda like spam. do not want.

  24. idansdansdans says:

    Day 3. “Deer Diaree… I CAN’T STANDZ IT ANEE MOAR!!!!!”
    * CHOKLIT CHOKLIT CHOKLIT*

  25. GerrieOR says:

    Uh-oh. I haz a weakness fur kitteh toz. I wants to tickul the lil feetsies and play wif teh lil toz an-SPLORT-d… iz my hed sposed tuh do dat?

    • nightshayde says:

      Itz naw sposed tuh – but itz nawt a rare okkuruns arownd heer.
      *wheelz teh CCC ober to GerrieOR*
      *sweepa sweepa sweepa*
      *skoopa skoopa skoopa*
      *gentlee tucka tucka tucka*
      *taypa taypa taypa wif teh duckee tayp*
      *gentlee putz a lavendar bavving cap wif liddul pink roses on it on yer hed*
      *tuks u in under a matching lavendar sawftee blankee, givs a cuppa tee (nawt too hawt) & a choklit oktopuss (wif caramel filling)*
      Yew beddur nao, Gerrie?

    • 3 Cattails says:

      Oh noes! Sech a teenie splort thet no1 notised. Ai is knot sew esperienced in the CCC, but ai will trye to halp u.
      Must skoop brains…tehy iz jus seeping outz a lill bit.
      Pat pat pat…
      Here, we putz teh CHRG on 2 prevent mor splorts.
      How bout a nise hot chocolot oar mebbe a choklot possum?
      A softee blankee. Dew u wanna bloo or a pink one? Both hav teh lill bunnees on em.
      Feel bettr now? Caerful, and rest heer so u don’ go splortin agin 2 soon.

      • GerrieOR says:

        Tank goo 2. ooh, I haz a bloo blankke lik dis one, only wif duckies on it.
        Yep, feelin bettr alredy.

        • gibbocat says:

          Hai G O. Wyol yur gettin ewezd 2 dis playz – yew mai az wel git ewed 2 teh tayzt ov teh nawt sew bleugh flavr kitteh fayzt lawleepawps, az purrvydid bai yur ebbur lubbin Tybooteek. Dem an speshully rekkymendid 4 teh Splort recubberree. Teh flavr tekz yur mynd awf teh kyootniss!
          N joi!!

    • cweenmj says:

      Lukkit dat!! twu peepz kaymded 2 yer resQ GerrieOR. u shud b up adn arownd in no tiyme. Cheezland b full uv deh kind adn karing peepz. ♥ I lubz dis plais! ♥

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Me too!! Awl teh nicest peepl in teh whrilled (an teh funniest – stranj hao teh too go tgedder) seem to bee gatheredd rite heer!

        • catsablanca says:

          OHai Janet! Happeetail Birfdae!!! Taht wuz quait sum partee todae ober awn Adobe Called….347 commintz nd cownting! Teers nd smyles nd laffs awl en 1 thred….amayzing. Ai maded a song 4 u, but Ai iz habbing trubble gettin it tew u. Hoep tew hab it deelibered dis weekund. Njoi teh rezt ob yer speshul dae!!!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}

  26. marymary says:

    Anudder bocks dyve suksessfilly akom … akkompl … dun!

  27. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh haz eeted herseylfe iyntu a koma;

    ( her eeted soe muches taht her cudn’t ebben geyt owt ov teh baux,
    soe her jes keeped awn nomming);

    Her shud bees joiynyng ‘Kitteh Waite Wautchers Amonymuss’;

    (Butt Ai kan nawt bees tuu haurd awn kitteh; oaver-nomming iys funses adn maikes yuu feal guud wen yuu haz had a badd dai, oar wen yuu iys sad, oar wen yuu bees wurried, oar wen yuu ar boarded, oar tyred, oar jes plane fedd-ups;)

    Cum tuu fink ov iyt, Ai wunder iyf ‘KWWA’ wud axxcept me az well??? :oops:

  28. johnson442 says:

    Hey, Janet!
    Add my “Happy Birfday!” to the pile!
    From the looks of it, it may be next week before you can dig down far enough to see it, though…
    You are one of the reasons this forum has been such a wonderful place to come to. I haven’t forgotten the hugs and kind words you shared with me last year when life was…a burden, shall we say?
    Thanks so much for being around!
    CTM

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai johnson442! Yoo know yoo will awlwaiz hav a speshul plaice in mai hart fur awl teh nice things yoo sayed to mee then. Taht wuz wehn we furst creayted teh Princes Mu Meadow wif awl its wunderful majick!

      Yoo nebber told me waht it wuz taht wuz trubbling yoo – but it maed me happee to thing taht ai cud halp in sum way! So nao ai awlwaiz smile wehnever ai see yur name!

      {{{{johnson442}}}}}

  29. kitsunerina says:

    teh trubble wif no akkomplissess… unforseen stuckage.

    • PercyCat says:

      Yeah, It teaks 2 tew git untango’d!

    • catsablanca says:

      Snerk!

      • PercyCat says:

        Ohai! catsablanca! Ai’m steel hummin adn
        driftin ahn teh oshunz!

        • catsablanca says:

          Ohai! Bin seein ur commintz todae….u wer awn a rowl!! Funnee, teh tyme awn ur commint heer is 1:22PM, nd rite nao mai pooter clok showz 1:22AM. Sew itz ackshully bin 6 howrs sinse u powsted it. Crazee dae awn ICHC, 2 mush 2 reed! Ai needs 2 go 2 zzzzzz soooon…teh kittehs r awlreddy n mai bedd. Ummm, u jest b kiddin bowt driftin awn teh oshun, rite? Wi wuz tawkin abowt boatz nd wawtur, butt Ai don rember u sayin u wuz cruizin. Ohhhh!! Ai jest rembered taht Ai dreemed ob boatz las nite! Bedder tahn nufing, Ai gess. Ai’ll b gawn mos ob teh dae 2morrow (kerrekshun….2dae). Birfday partee 4 mai 3 yr owld neece. Trafel tyme 1.5 hrs eech wae…..DO NOT WANT! Nd wif mai Momcat inna car. Iz gonna bee a longggg dae. Nitey nite, PercyCat!

          • PercyCat says:

            Yeah, tyme iz strainj sumtymez, lyke win ai
            glans at teh clok at teh smae tyme allot,
            ekspeshully at 12:34, fur sum wired rezun!
            Noew, nawt akshully ahn abowt, jus
            dreemin. O, suweet neesuz, ai habz tehm!
            Hav funz ahn yur durive. Introdoose Momcat
            2 sum gnu muzikz! Lolol! Luvit mebbe!

  30. lightchild79 says:

    i feel dis wai tu sumtymez. it r sew hard tew eet ryte sum times wen sew mennee gushy fuds bee calling mai naem!!! dat r wai ai breeng teh fuds wehn ai cums tew commint. dey is ok tew hab n ai kin stuff maisef till ai hazzing tew roll away….

    handing erbunny a hot brownie sundae wif cinninom eye screem an brandee buddr soss………….BEEG NOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh noze, deh exclamashun pointees gottid awai frum mee!!!

  31. lightchild79 says:

    fank yoo i r goin ta bed nau…. g’nite

    {{{{{CHEEZPEEPS}}}}}

  32. fikshunkitteh says:

    \——–/
    \ /
    \ /

    l
    l
    l
    ———- Heers a martoony fur yew!

  33. Eric says:

    Cat in teh box…ai dozent wantz, thanx ennywaiz.

  34. D.R. says:

    New Catnip-Flavored Cheezburgers went over like gangbusters!

  35. kelly sixx says:

    we all fall off the wagon sometimes.
    its only one day , not your whole life
    accidents can happen!!!!!

    <3 nikki sixx

  36. K...E...L...E...I...G...H says:

    Cool its awsom. r u ter? well by fo now peace!!!:) :( :)

  37. K...E...L...E...I...G...H says:

    :oops: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, man or woman….:oops:


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