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kyoot - yer doin it stoopenduss!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
oooh! aih’ll haf 2 send mai birfday wishez tuday….Happytayl birfday, JCK4K! Ai gibs you theze dots …….. . . . . …….. fur a prezent. Hopes yu likez dem…ai pikked dem ouwt awl bi mysef. Lotsa kittehs be habbin de Junebug birfdaze…. like me n yu!
oooh teh purdy dawts!!! ai needs moar……………………… ai’m runnin awt……… wunder wai?………………..
teh dawts be berry purdy………ai likez dem wif adn wifout spacez. . . . . . i eben haz a purdy blak dress wif widdle whyte dawts on it… . . . like Lucee Reekardo. . . . “Rickeee, Ai wanna be in da showwwwwwwww”
hmmmm . . . . . de dawtz wif spacez be kinda lyke de froot salid wif poppiiseeed sawces. . . . . . . . ……….. it be gewd eivver way!
i finks being dotty is a prerekwizi,er rekwiremint for enjoying dis site…
ai agree! eben kittehz tummie agreez. hims has berry purdy dawts on hims tummy
ohhh…adn ai will hab de gushifood patay delibered in tyme fur the sillybrashums. Enjoi, cheezfriends!
Oo I will currtunleh try 2 be der. If I not be maykin it 2 teh parti I will at leest send a gift.
Yay! a pardy fur ms. Janet! Iz aslo birfdai fur mai kittehz abowt tudai. wuz mai muvvur’z birfdai nd she wuznt uzing it n e moar so ai gabe tu mai kittehs 12 yeerz ago. oh, Ai se tiem ub partee. Yu urly peepz haz awl da best ub funz fur da dai b4 ai getz heer.
Koodoes on ur nawt sekkund Missy!
Wud u liek sumthing to drink? Luks liek kitteh needs a red bull!
Concatshoolashuns on yur nawt sekund! Very hawt here- how about mint julepz for sellybrayshun?
Ohai VA…yes, deh DeeCee is hawt…owr powar at hoam jus bak aftur 20 owrs off…julepz fur ebberee1!
Ai bringz fresh mintz frum garden- and nip for kittehs tew!
Itz 94 rite now heer.. mint joolips sownd grate!
**pulls owt crystal iyce bukkit wif lots uf crushed iyce**
your cat is so cute i have a cat its name is oc i hope you like me
concatz, missy!!1 gud FFL!!!1
Mine wuz funny
Kitteh yoosin new newcueler-powered snorgler…
oh noes1!!11!
do nawt sleep and drive!
kitteh needs sum vivarin, stat!
CCC heer wif teh Vivarin, cowfee, choklit, etc. Awlso the CGHRGs fur teh hoomins!
Akshully, I was closer to splortin heer than at the babbeh kitteh.
This wun luks sooo much liek my Weezer.
**grabs sum cawfee to get thru the late afternoon werks**
fanks!!
Ai finks ai needs a DRINK to mayke it thru !!!
New! Compact Fluorescent Kitty saves energyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Rofl…luv et.
ono, ai can’t git
Lyle out ov my haed.
O, PercyCat, Ai swy Ai dint git heer soonur. Iz he stil in ur hed? Maebe tihs wil hlep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_W18CWypE
Ohnoes, stop PercyCat! Don klik awn taht linkee…..iz Lyle Lovett hizself! Umm, if u awlreddy haz teh eerwurm, mebbe u shud goh pik sumfing u’d lyke 2 lissen 2 sins Ai jest maeking it werse. Swy swy swy!!
U pikked teh bestist sonng n teh whirled fur mi lisenin
plezur…cuz ai bin missin himz! “And we could all together,
go out on the ocean, me upon my pony on my boat!”
Wutz bettah tahn poneez adn bowtz adn oshunz adn
kittehs adn cheezfrenz? Nawt mutch! Tanx …………
Ai sew glda u lyked et! Ai lib neer teh Golf ob Mixico, nd yestidy wehn Ai wuz dribing bai teh waturway Ai wuz finking hao mush Ai misst bowtz nd teh watur. Akshully, Ai yoost tew lib awn bowts…..had mai goggie nd 2 kittehs awnbord…..divrent wae ob lyfe fur shur. Win Ai gotted diborsed, mai ex gotted teh bowts, motorcicles, awl teh tois. Mai goggie nd Ai mist teh tois, but nawt himz. *driftz awf dreemilee rembering partz ob 4f lyfe*
Ai’m glad u havz yur goggie! Goggies r funz wif
frizb’z adn watur! Ai had a Lab/Settur mix…in
anudder lif…hoo wud dew ANYthang fur a frizbe!
Also, in anuddur lif…..Bf adn ai wud Sail tu teh
ailanz tin milz off teh coast ov MS ahn a 35footur.
Ai hav luvlee memrees ov teh dolfinz ridin teh
bow wavz adn watchin me watchin tehm!
Sew bootiful ah crechur!
Ai wanna git ah Sunfish sumdai…Neow
dolfinz up heer n GA tho. *me 2 driftin awf*
Rite turn signul - engaged.
Noooo, Toonces.
You need both paws on teh wheel.
Toonces, wher3 is da rest ob yer car?
In case ppl wunder where Toonces cums frum:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdLOrOLJiA&NR=1
lyle yellin: @ teh N & 2, @tehN&2!!1!
Tunses! Luk owt!!
O noez, Tunsez. I hit teh bunahnuh peel. Nao u in elebenf pleys.
doan choo HATE taht?!
Nawt neerlee ez much ez wen u in furst pleys an getz hit wif teh bloo shel.
Lyle & Toonces….Caturday Nite Live…..FTW!
That’s exactly what I was thinking! I miss Toonces.
Mee tew. Mai frend jest solded hur Toonces cawfee cup awn EBay….don rember hao mush seh gotz, butt wuz a gud amownt. Butt moar impurrtant, whai wud u sel ur Toonces cawfee cup??
“tonight on FOX - wii related deaths are on the rise. are these games simply too intense for some lolcats?”
QUIK! sumbuddie sue sumbuddie an therfour kreate a change! else who will look out fur the lolcats????
Watt happint 2 yur pretteh pikchur, Princess Mu?
mai stoopy werk puter is mean. it wood nut let mii show mi pic, but ahm home noaw an look like me agin.
)
( fanks fur noticin
heer tu represinting teh lolcats. i r frum duwee cheedum n hau law furm.
zero doller fii iffn dey luzzis but iffn dey win i gits haff…..
(luzzin’ i neber duzz dat!!!!!)
and representing the law offices of DC&H is I. Fleesum
cartalk ref ftw!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WIN!!!!!
Eez nawt daed…jus stund!
“I’m not quite dead yet…I think I’ll go for a walk now!” -Monteh Pythonn an Teh Howly Grayl
Belli SNORRRRLGESSSS!!!
/whew almos’ splorted tehre…
I’m next!
Sowwee ai forgotted 2 lolspeek.
Ai’m emailing Hubbeh at teh saem time, an iz hard 2 speek lol heer and nawt 2 Hubbeh.
Oh, an try/pretind 2 werk….
Mai multi-taskin defishinsee, let mi show u it.
LOLZ!
I catch myself riting emails in lolspeek sumtiems… yoiks!
dewd…ai *tawk* tew maiself in lolspeek…a LAWT!
mee tuu!!!1!
Adn me!!!
guilty here as well.
feeline *much* bedderer abaot maiself…
*cheezpeeps cum out ob teh closet*