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kyoot – yer doin it stoopenduss!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
oooh! aih’ll haf 2 send mai birfday wishez tuday….Happytayl birfday, JCK4K! Ai gibs you theze dots …….. . . . . …….. fur a prezent. Hopes yu likez dem…ai pikked dem ouwt awl bi mysef. Lotsa kittehs be habbin de Junebug birfdaze…. like me n yu!
oooh teh purdy dawts!!! ai needs moar……………………… ai’m runnin awt……… wunder wai?………………..
teh dawts be berry purdy………ai likez dem wif adn wifout spacez. . . . . . i eben haz a purdy blak dress wif widdle whyte dawts on it… . . . like Lucee Reekardo. . . . “Rickeee, Ai wanna be in da showwwwwwwww”
hmmmm . . . . . de dawtz wif spacez be kinda lyke de froot salid wif poppiiseeed sawces. . . . . . . . ……….. it be gewd eivver way!
i finks being dotty is a prerekwizi,er rekwiremint for enjoying dis site…
ai agree! eben kittehz tummie agreez. hims has berry purdy dawts on hims tummy
ohhh…adn ai will hab de gushifood patay delibered in tyme fur the sillybrashums. Enjoi, cheezfriends!
Oo I will currtunleh try 2 be der. If I not be maykin it 2 teh parti I will at leest send a gift.
Yay! a pardy fur ms. Janet! Iz aslo birfdai fur mai kittehz abowt tudai. wuz mai muvvur’z birfdai nd she wuznt uzing it n e moar so ai gabe tu mai kittehs 12 yeerz ago. oh, Ai se tiem ub partee. Yu urly peepz haz awl da best ub funz fur da dai b4 ai getz heer.
Koodoes on ur nawt sekkund Missy!
Wud u liek sumthing to drink? Luks liek kitteh needs a red bull!
Concatshoolashuns on yur nawt sekund! Very hawt here- how about mint julepz for sellybrayshun?
Ohai VA…yes, deh DeeCee is hawt…owr powar at hoam jus bak aftur 20 owrs off…julepz fur ebberee1!
Ai bringz fresh mintz frum garden- and nip for kittehs tew!
Itz 94 rite now heer.. mint joolips sownd grate!
**pulls owt crystal iyce bukkit wif lots uf crushed iyce**
your cat is so cute i have a cat its name is oc i hope you like me
concatz, missy!!1 gud FFL!!!1
Mine wuz funny
Kitteh yoosin new newcueler-powered snorgler…
oh noes1!!11!
do nawt sleep and drive!
kitteh needs sum vivarin, stat!
CCC heer wif teh Vivarin, cowfee, choklit, etc. Awlso the CGHRGs fur teh hoomins!
Akshully, I was closer to splortin heer than at the babbeh kitteh.
This wun luks sooo much liek my Weezer.
**grabs sum cawfee to get thru the late afternoon werks**
fanks!!
Ai finks ai needs a DRINK to mayke it thru !!!
New! Compact Fluorescent Kitty saves energyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Rofl…luv et.
ono, ai can’t git
Lyle out ov my haed.
O, PercyCat, Ai swy Ai dint git heer soonur. Iz he stil in ur hed? Maebe tihs wil hlep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_W18CWypE
Ohnoes, stop PercyCat! Don klik awn taht linkee…..iz Lyle Lovett hizself! Umm, if u awlreddy haz teh eerwurm, mebbe u shud goh pik sumfing u’d lyke 2 lissen 2 sins Ai jest maeking it werse. Swy swy swy!!
U pikked teh bestist sonng n teh whirled fur mi lisenin
plezur…cuz ai bin missin himz! “And we could all together,
go out on the ocean, me upon my pony on my boat!”
Wutz bettah tahn poneez adn bowtz adn oshunz adn
kittehs adn cheezfrenz? Nawt mutch! Tanx …………
Ai sew glda u lyked et! Ai lib neer teh Golf ob Mixico, nd yestidy wehn Ai wuz dribing bai teh waturway Ai wuz finking hao mush Ai misst bowtz nd teh watur. Akshully, Ai yoost tew lib awn bowts…..had mai goggie nd 2 kittehs awnbord…..divrent wae ob lyfe fur shur. Win Ai gotted diborsed, mai ex gotted teh bowts, motorcicles, awl teh tois. Mai goggie nd Ai mist teh tois, but nawt himz. *driftz awf dreemilee rembering partz ob 4f lyfe*
Ai’m glad u havz yur goggie! Goggies r funz wif
frizb’z adn watur! Ai had a Lab/Settur mix…in
anudder lif…hoo wud dew ANYthang fur a frizbe!
Also, in anuddur lif…..Bf adn ai wud Sail tu teh
ailanz tin milz off teh coast ov MS ahn a 35footur.
Ai hav luvlee memrees ov teh dolfinz ridin teh
bow wavz adn watchin me watchin tehm!
Sew bootiful ah crechur!
Ai wanna git ah Sunfish sumdai…Neow
dolfinz up heer n GA tho. *me 2 driftin awf*
Rite turn signul – engaged.
Noooo, Toonces.
You need both paws on teh wheel.
Toonces, wher3 is da rest ob yer car?
In case ppl wunder where Toonces cums frum:
lyle yellin: @ teh N & 2, @tehN&2!!1!
Tunses! Luk owt!!
O noez, Tunsez. I hit teh bunahnuh peel. Nao u in elebenf pleys.
doan choo HATE taht?!
Nawt neerlee ez much ez wen u in furst pleys an getz hit wif teh bloo shel.
Lyle & Toonces….Caturday Nite Live…..FTW!
That’s exactly what I was thinking! I miss Toonces.
Mee tew. Mai frend jest solded hur Toonces cawfee cup awn EBay….don rember hao mush seh gotz, butt wuz a gud amownt. Butt moar impurrtant, whai wud u sel ur Toonces cawfee cup??
“tonight on FOX – wii related deaths are on the rise. are these games simply too intense for some lolcats?”
QUIK! sumbuddie sue sumbuddie an therfour kreate a change! else who will look out fur the lolcats????
Watt happint 2 yur pretteh pikchur, Princess Mu?
mai stoopy werk puter is mean. it wood nut let mii show mi pic, but ahm home noaw an look like me agin.
)
( fanks fur noticin
heer tu represinting teh lolcats. i r frum duwee cheedum n hau law furm.
zero doller fii iffn dey luzzis but iffn dey win i gits haff…..
(luzzin’ i neber duzz dat!!!!!)
and representing the law offices of DC&H is I. Fleesum
cartalk ref ftw!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WIN!!!!!
Eez nawt daed…jus stund!
“I’m not quite dead yet…I think I’ll go for a walk now!” -Monteh Pythonn an Teh Howly Grayl
Belli SNORRRRLGESSSS!!!
/whew almos’ splorted tehre…
I’m next!
Sowwee ai forgotted 2 lolspeek.
Ai’m emailing Hubbeh at teh saem time, an iz hard 2 speek lol heer and nawt 2 Hubbeh.
Oh, an try/pretind 2 werk….
Mai multi-taskin defishinsee, let mi show u it.
LOLZ!
I catch myself riting emails in lolspeek sumtiems… yoiks!
dewd…ai *tawk* tew maiself in lolspeek…a LAWT!
mee tuu!!!1!
Adn me!!!
guilty here as well.
feeline *much* bedderer abaot maiself…
*cheezpeeps cum out ob teh closet*
fillmz at elebentee.
Mai nuly teenajd sun haz startid uzin
lolspeek! Adn lyks 2 dew capshunz
aht teh billdur.
mai hardist fyte iz nawt lolspeeking,lol!! it r gittin hardur to ryte nurmully eberwear elts….
mai lub uv lolspeek, i shose yoo it!!!
zomg ai haz teh same problm. ai fink in lolspeek an ai tries to tipe in lol speek and ai wants to speek in lolspeek…. my college education (or the half of it i’ve finished)– let me pretend ai duz nawt has!
u maed mii lol!!!
*snurt*
Ai wunce new a man frum Munich (relas, tihs iz nawt a Lemonrick) hoo sed hee felt trooly bilingel wehn hee dreemed en English nsted ob Deutsch/German. Lats nyte Ai dreemed in LOLSpeak, sew duz taht maek mee bilingel?
Yoo dreemeded in LOLspeek?!?!?!!? Toooo kooool.
I can haz LOLspeek dreemz?
Noe, u canut hab tehm, tehy r mai dreemz. But u can goe dreem upp ur pwn LOLspeek dreemz 2nyte. Speeking ob dreemz, Ai shud rly goe tew sleepz nao….taht’s provaeding teh 5 kittehs haz letf ruum 4 mee. Nite CMJ….c yew at teh birfdae partee en abown elebentee.5 howrs!
Turn Cartwheelz… Fail
Tag! UR IT!
Is it Caturday yet? I has a sleepy
zzzzz………..
“tonight on FOX – wii related nap attacks are on the rise. are these games simply not intense enough for lolcats?”
Yup. I fell usleep playin Supa Smash Brudderz Browl. Beetin up Sonik Teh Hedgeyhog iz juss 2 eezy.
Wud liek to tikkle bellie, but not want to risk engagin’ pointy endz..
what is life without a little risk
I say spotty belleh snorgle is worth the pointeh endz
Here, here!!! Agreez! No pane, no gane!
Next times, don’t throw frizbee so hard…
Oops!!!
oh noez! aiz been nawk’d owt bai uh turdle shellz! teh redz wun r ebil!
Mah meezer Simon sleeps on mah legs jus liek dis, espeshully wehn I sitz in teh recloliner to watch TV. Is cyoot an comfy, but can cawse numness of feets.
Ah,yesh…the kitteh numness syndrum….iz an eppy-demic !
Teh wurst is taht just when teh kitteh is all sprawld owt sownd asleep, meltid an boneless, an is at teh kyootest…yu haf to go to teh baffroom. Evry time.
or… u has been sittin fur a while, kittehless… and JUST wehn u decides to get up to get sumthin… the kitteh decides its tiem to get awn ur lap and luk at u like, hay mom! I just LURVES yoo so…
But I haz never had kitteh numness sindrome? Er, how hevvy r ur kittehs?
i 2 luvz mai kittehs sprollig onda leggz, taht teh vry efishuntst wai 2 srsly giv teh bellee rubz
Kitteh haz woned 10 gamez inna roww onna WII;
Her haz passeded aowt eivver frum shok oar purrhapps xhawstshun;
(Wunce her haz reviveded, her wil probly plai sume moar gamez;)
ai hazza glad dat I didn’t hafta werk dis afternoon… or i wudda falln asleep at teh wii!!!
Welkum back,Kafleen….we missed u !!!!!
awwww
fank yew!!! ai missded yew too!
Ai will has to miss ebberybudde for teh rest o’ the day…ai has to go to a meeting….at a playce called “The Rusty Bucket”. A church-related meeting,no less!
thats why we lootharins uze grape koolade fer teh blood of creyst
Didja breeng teh buckit bakc fur teh lolrus?
Waek up kitteh, or goggie might wihn teh race
ambien kitteh is sleep drivin
I wonder what Mario character dis kitteh is
It musst be Dayzeem, teh kittehz paw iz wayvin at us liek “Hai, I iz Dayzee!” Liek in Dubble Dash.
tag-yr It (i tagged you on catpoles, too)
Y musst u keep dooin dat?!
sowy! igo nao!
Kitteh dreemz of winnin a Four-mew-lah 1 raise.
lolz
Look past the LOLcat content and you see a human with furballs in their face.
Ewwww!!!!
arrrg… roll 2d6 for pun dammige
Everyone that has posted a comment using incorrect grammar only contributes to the degrading of society. Seriously people, get a life!
We do have a life. We just like to mess around once in a while. Is it a sin?
KTHXBAI!!!!!
OMG!!!! Wut wud Willi Shakaspear say??? Teh NY Tiemz haz degrated teh Kweenz Engrish!!!!!!
*fums (oposabul) in eerz, wagglin fingiez….pleeebbbbbbb*
just what in the seven hells do you want! Perfect grammar, diction, and F****** blood sports? Human cockfighting?
AAArrrrgh.
mai ‘pologies to all cheezpeeps, I’ve just reached mai BS tolerance level early today.
There, there, SHD. Sounds like u is havin a bad day. Heer, have a martoonie / choklit / kewt bunnie / softie blankie / pump ackshun shotgun. Deleet as neccesry.
WII’S RULE!
fishykitty
Bed?! But I needz to finish teh 150 CC! I iz not tiredz.zzzzzzzzzz
dis iz so funnie. dat’s my kitteh! nevar thot he’d b a famus lolcat!
is there a site i can find local ppl to play against?