“toastr is gud nap spot” you sed.
“toastr is gud nap spot” you sed. “wut cud go rong?” you sed.
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Duck Season!
congratz maus
congratz, maus!
its a f3reeway pileup- haz time for sillybrashun wif lolnascar 7 Annipuss?
Comcatz Maus, lolnascar an Annipuss! A baryde! U-awl wantz teh cimanomnom brayded chawklitlcawfee caek?
Taht sowndz yummee! Thx zauberflote (warez teh lol gon in yore naem?)
*paraydez owt wif tray ov brayded chawklitcawfeecaek, nakpinz, budder, cawfee, sew speshul I fergitz teh naem (peruvian sunset maybii?), wippy creem (leeza, did Maus taek gud care ob teh skwirrlz???), shoogar an ovver swiitnerz, spoonz, an chawklit dropz fer wed nes dai*
An, see, the “lol” is there, I just fergit sumtymes tew check hoo I am!
hay ZF, Maus tookd reel gud care uv the skwirrlz!
Even tot em to maek sooflays!
Where has u been last month? I just herd ‘on the rode’.. did u take an exsiting trip sumwhere?
I mist ur chawklit caeks!!
yummm ummm nom nom nom
Wabid seesun!
Duck Seeson!
Maus seeson!
I noes I noes.. that’s not how the storee goes….
**seeks asylum fur creeative lisenses**
U come ober heer, leeza, an wii creyatez owr assylum owr own slefz!
*BLAM!*
And now you say…
pronoun trubble!!!
Geez! You guys are NO FUN today…
*Harumph*
“shoot me now,shoot me now….I demand that you shoot me now!”
*BLAAAAMMM!*
Let’th run through that again…
**moves mouf bak to front of fayse**
There’s other sports beside hunting, you know!
***mmppphh***
(can’t tawk now, my mouf itths blown offth)
Aw! memoreez!
y don’t they show those grate cartoons any more?
Beecuz dey are too bizee showin teh new,(mostlee) crappy ones!
SpungeBawb iz gud, tho…adn 4
anniematid muvveez..aynting by
Hayao Miyazaki…iz mutch
GRATE Maginashun!!!
Porko Roso, Nausicaa-of the
Valley of The Wind, Howls
Moving Castle, My Neighbor
Totoro…jest 2 nam a fu.
YES!!!
Teh Miyazaki iz teh mazter ob gud, noe… grate axshully, animeshun.
Ai liek Howls moovin castil teh moazt, but kittehs liek Spirited Away & um… teh racoon wun… and Kiki’s Delibery Serbus.
Wii had tew purrchase sum ob dem!
Kiki Delibery Servus iz teh WIN!!!
Okai,okai….ai stands correktid……dere iz sum gud ones!
*goze to departmint labelled “Licenses” in teh Aslyum*
*picks up Colorful Asoortmint Pak of Creatif Lisenses*
*climes oot winda-goze to ICHC*
*hanz dem- the licenses- to leeza-b*
hey, i wuz at teh asylum awreddy, thot i’d get deez fur you, but don’t tell nobody i gotted out, ‘kay?
weeeee-ooooo weeeeee-oooo All stations alert! Be on the lookout for a redhead carrying a colorful pack of licenses. She is considered dangerous if armed with a piano. Last seen heading for ICHC. braaaaap braaaaap braaap
wud dat be wif teh deap rowzwud finnish oar teh lyt maghananny benneer??
Apparently any old piano will do in a pinch. The escapee is a very skilled marksman, and can hit any note with her eyes closed an one hand tied behind her back. Even after a severe toasting! Beware!
Cheerz!!! CHEEERZ!!!!! an CHEERZ!!! agen!!
am dat enuff towstinz??
*MOS puts out distress signal from electronomic devices inserted in eer*
halp me, oh be one, Knabe, ur my onlee hopes…
Ya ma hartz dezyre, sayz Thin Man.
Liza Doolittle says, “Styne wai frum tihs conversayshun!” kthxbai
Liza sownds a littul keyed up!
cue Laurel n Hardy sketch??
Oar KEY-stoan Kopz…
4 a reel giggul - Libur r chi !!1
Oh be one, Knabe????? Wutz rong wif teh Steinway?
hay the piano is normully nawt an instroomint uv terror!
**
**slips MaryO teh hi-sine
yew obviumslee nawt herd mii playn den!!!
-you must promiz to yuz it (yr pyano playin) fr teh gud, & nawt teh ebil. fr instnz, my singin keepz teh alyuns at a helfy distnz frum teh erf.
yr welcome.
wawl nutz?? wai dint yew sai??!!
mebbeh yew awl knutz N E wai!11
*ahem* takez wun to no wun. so there.
yur poyntee endz scricht thru mai fin benneeyur!!1
yu must has a thin skin. piano playrs has to keepz teh pointy ends un-pointee.
herridtree problim - TMI yew doan neads 2 noe!!
well, now yuv dunnit. yew noes hao kyuryus kittees r.
nao u gotz us wundrin wot dat meenz…
eye C beloe dat anuffur towzt am kawld 4!!
towzt wif MARMYT!!!! yay!!
nommm nomm nommm!
Eeeck a wabid maus!
*stands awn chare*
chayr seezun….!!!1
Did sumbudde cawl me ??????
u forgit to flip ober to git other side
runnd owt ov suntan lowshun???
felld azleip awn teh beech!
eye dun dat 2!!1
it wuz a half-baked idea
tyme to tern so u doant bern!
hello kitty toaster, part deux
Nebber trust frenz wiv bad syens
Don’t beleef eberything U ar told kitteh!
noes, i sed toater is gud place to NAB Spot, teh goggie., you maroon!
okays, toater =toaster.
*goze fer cofeee*
cawffee n towstur nawt mix 2 well!! splowzyun immnent??!!
spawk spawk flashhee - poof!!
nao mary o’ lux juss liek capshun cat!!! xept wif burndid mocca flavr!
*******zzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAPOP*************
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(wispy smoke arises from ashes o’ wot usetabee MOS)
*along trundles Igor, carrying an all-purpose rescue kit*
Igor: Znl V or bs nffvfgnapr, Znqnzr?