Comments on: When seafood

By: stissemisse

stissemisse — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 09:19:39 +0000

Spylobsters, serious business

By: anke990

anke990 — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:32:34 +0000

beautiful

By: Stan

Stan — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:56:10 +0000

Hey, Cathy and I just went to Mo’s in Lincoln City yesterday. The lobsters were not armed as far as we could tell. The oysters made Cathy sick, though.

By: scourgerox09

scourgerox09 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:37:16 +0000

I dident noa lobturs cood hold nifes.

By: Xiomara

Xiomara — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:19:17 +0000

OMG. Food that fights back. O.O

By: ze spashz

ze spashz — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:49:23 +0000

Yay ninjashs! zey beyong 2 ze S.N.A.P clubsh. Zshe Samuri (S) ninjash (N) anzsh (A) piwates (P)!!!

By: Phaeonix

Phaeonix — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:50:37 +0000

Alex- That’s whai I et hoomanz. Hoomanz ish good to et.

Cannibalism trumphs whatever-isms dat joo dun liek. I am teh winrar nao plz?

By: mel-l-co0l-j

mel-l-co0l-j — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:21:30 +0000

i hope you don’t call yourself “animal lover.”

you’re disgusting.

By: jim a

jim a — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:18:27 +0000

400 quatloos on da newcommer!

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:49:52 +0000

This isn’t funny at all, sorry. It’s animal cruelty. These are ocean-dwelling animals. If you’re going to boil them alive, then do that, whatever, but don’t put them on the kitchen floor, out of the water, and give them knives. When the lobster gets to you it’s already starving to death because the people in the stores aren’t allowed to feed them. So they were probably grabbing the knives hoping for a piece of food or anything they could get their claws on.

It’s not funny at all.

By: bullpup04

bullpup04 — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:47:59 +0000

There Can Be Only ONE !!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:23:05 +0000

LOL!!!

By: Lorax

Lorax — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:21:15 +0000

“If both survive the lirpa, combat will continue with the ahn-woon.”

By: Duffy

Duffy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:54:39 +0000

cheezburgers to the lebeny-th powur.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:02:57 +0000

Lolbstur #1: Tihs bees a rumble…

Lolbstur #2: OK; lettuce goe at iyt;

Lolbstur #1: Yuu bees aloane???

Lolbstur #2: Mmmm, yesh…. haow bowt yuu??

Lolbstur #1: Uh, huh…….Tel yuu wut: Lettuce kwit;

Lolbstur #2: Wel……KTHNXBAI!!!!!!

By: Foshizzel

Foshizzel — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:59:57 +0000

at ur local Battle Lobster store. and if they all out, break down crying

By: Sakee

Sakee — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:55:40 +0000

“We shall duel, for honor!”

Me dont noe were me hurdz eet, but me likez eet.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:45:49 +0000

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By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:44:48 +0000

Hee, Hee; soe funneh!!!!! Fuud onna run!!!

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:30:13 +0000

“You are using Bonetti’s defense against me, eh?”

“I thought it fitting, considering the terrain.”

“Naturally you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro!”

“But I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don’t you?”

By: Luke

Luke — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:17:18 +0000

ZOMG BATTLE LOBSTERS!!!!!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE??????

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:39:25 +0000

YAY!
Is a race in order?

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:29:52 +0000

* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:12:15 +0000

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:10:54 +0000

Lo Cormtree Boyl FTW! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…*burp*…nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:56:05 +0000

U cut rite to the chase!

By: MadRedQueen

MadRedQueen — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:31:25 +0000

Wow guyz, rely funni!!!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:23:16 +0000

hmmm.
lemme see.
lotsa fuds.
byootemous new abatar frum wun of our crew.
wut cud be missing?
some myoosic!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM
now we is ready

By: smammie

smammie — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:51:45 +0000

snerk

By: smammie

smammie — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:51:00 +0000

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By: Daisy the Curly Cat

Daisy the Curly Cat — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:38:52 +0000

Wowie, yoo is rite! Tanks for telling me bout it, and voting, too.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:29:23 +0000

wowzer !!!
michael wutz-hims-name got nuffin on you, LCB.
wowzer
*applesauce*

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:33:21 +0000

fanks kafleen! yoo an Janet r sew nyce! *blush*

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:31:31 +0000

fanks Janet! dat is me frum tew years ago. Ah wishes u lived next door. ah would walk rite ovur and help u show ur own pretty self tew da werld!

By: princessmu

princessmu — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:26:31 +0000

OMG alsew! gurl!!!!! u rawk!

By: Maggsuverhooman

Maggsuverhooman — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:06:23 +0000

Youz is der awsomist song writer LCB

****clapz floofy paws and stamps over floofy paws******
****tries to whistle buts not wolfie so cant******

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:27:36 +0000

Whee!1!!
Sebrul monfs ago, tere was a Story bout lobstahs scaping frum a seefud store in Denmark or on uf teh udder Scandinaviin countries. Hundrids of lobstahs on teh moov down teh road to FREEDOM!!11!

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:24:48 +0000

Princess Bride FTW, evreebodee!!

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:22:38 +0000

Rite… Gottit… Naow Then…

By: Barking

Barking — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:07:27 +0000

lol.. that one is really funny.. it going to be really bad..

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:28:26 +0000

Nebber maind, iz ware iz spozed 2 b nao. Ai fink Ai shud goh 2 zzzzz nao.

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:26:56 +0000

VJM….c mai commint a liddle furder dwon (wahks awae muddering abowt Weird Press).

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:25:14 +0000

Gud jawb, VJM….concatushulaces!

By: catsablanca

catsablanca — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:22:14 +0000

FTW!!!!!

By: BGee

BGee — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:46:51 +0000

*puts on musty ol critic hat*

“Won uv teh best acapella rendtions of incidental akshun music ever preformed on tihs staeg. Won cood almos see teh bloodless violinz. Mai hart wuz poundin by teh end four shirley tehre be a red-shirt dyin soon.”

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:19:00 +0000

Armed lobsters???? Kwik!! Git in mai car!!!!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:46:58 +0000

I thinks I heer teh FIGHT MUSIC frum teh Star treks…

dih dih DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH de de DEH DIH
dih dih DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH de de DIH DEH
FroUoUoUoUoUp frOup!
FroUoUoUoUoUp frOup frOuup!
*hack*
*slash*

(FYI – Futurama actually did a parody of the Star Trek Kirk vs. Spock “Amok Time” fight scene on a planet of lobsters! Just like this lolcat.)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:45:56 +0000

…. mind lyke a steel trap ….. rusted shut.

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:39:58 +0000

LCB, Dat is so goooood!

U needs to make recording fur Dr. Demento!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:22:54 +0000

Well, I thot I would take a stab at it.