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just play it kewl bois.. reel kewl….
Doo tehy hav sekunds?
Wud u laek sekunds?
Hey . . U is Nawt Sekund!
Concat shu lacies!!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
YAY!
Is a race in order?
congarats on yoor nawt sekkund. we shal has a partee but we no b nommin seefud.
I iz. Wen I see fud, I eets it.
congratulashuns on ur nawt sekund, leeza-b! u can has partee nao.
fanks u guiz! I has to go tho
but Maus haz a grate idea down there, a clambake, sownds liek fun! well not sew grate for the clams and lobsturs, ackshully… but haz fun and maybee u can play that song frum Carousel to go wif the clambake? Has fun!!
Wow — West Side Story & Carousel refrunzez boaf in teh saem sebunteen minnitz. Ai iz imprest, leeza!
donut 4get Prinsess Bried
Oh yes – but datz down teh paeg sum and contribyooted by sumwun else. Ai lubz Teh Prinsess Bried!
Taek cover
samurai lobsters fite 4 boosheedoh code
derz a ninja lobster in der sumwhere!! i knowz it!
ah yesh! a nija lobsters!!! der muzt be 1!!!!!
Yay ninjashs! zey beyong 2 ze S.N.A.P clubsh. Zshe Samuri (S) ninjash (N) anzsh (A) piwates (P)!!!
Ahn Gard!
When ur a Jet,
ur a Jet awl teh way
Frum ur firs cigaret
Tew ur las dyin’ daee
Whoa!!! An an nao – WEST SIDE STORY ref – FTW!!!!!
It’s a nite fur teh mewsicals!
dodge pewwy thwust…..*oof*
Daffy Duck FTW!!!!11!
Rite… Gottit… Naow Then…
Dem blobsters iz feelin crabby.
Lolobsters fyteing bowt hoo wil bees serveded up foar dinnure;
(loser hasta tuu duz teh dyshes and kleen up);
No, we eets teh losR
ADN…teh winnur getz 2 celemebraet wif a luvurlee
seefud dinnur! YUM!
I thinks they watcheded Edword Sisserhands one times too menny.
hmm….. dat cood be it…..
Daisy u r on teh votin page!!! ai voted fur u..:smile:
Wowie, yoo is rite! Tanks for telling me bout it, and voting, too.
Butter! Get the Butter!
*Gets a BIG pot*
Lesse… I needs sum corms, and sum pertaters, an sum clamses, and sum sausijes…
CLAMBAKE!!!!1!!!1!
here’s some Zatarain’s i has bin savin if you wants it. (and if we startz a alfamabetical liszt is good opshun fur teh Z)
A big pot
Beerz , root or otter kines
Corms
D…
Dinner bell tew eenvite teh naybors
Echstra nappykins
f…
french fys fur da non cfud nommers
green onion dressing
hot baked taters
I…
icee cold beverages
joos of teh lemons
kabobs foar teh grillin
L
Icescreem
Jambalaya
Krakkers
L..
lettuce
maters
n…
oh hurrah!!!!! my abitar finally arrived!!!!
O WOW!! Princess MU!! Is taht yoo??? Waht a beyootful pikshoor! Nao ai can reelee see yoo in yur sedan chayre an teh princess clotheses!!
*whispurs to teh Princess* If AI ebber getz wun, ai am going to cheet, an uze an ole pitcher ov mee frum wehn ai wuz 26!! LOL!
fanks Janet! dat is me frum tew years ago.
Ah wishes u lived next door. ah would walk rite ovur and help u show ur own pretty self tew da werld!
Menny menny menny napkinz – dis gonna be messee.
Nutkrakerz fur krakin teh shellz.
Old Bay Seezuning (cuz itz teh yummee).
P…
Lots o’nappykins…
Mustard…..
Nommy garlic bred…
O….
Langostinoz
Menhaden
Nilla icecremez\
Oysturz
P
Pikkels…..
Quinona…….
Radishes….
S…..
sawft rolls
twelve skewers
umpteen beers
v…
Princessmu!!
Ur picshur!!
U bootifull!
*whispurrs to kafleem* Butt, we awlwaiz THOT she must bee beyootiful, dint wee??
fanks kafleen! yoo an Janet r sew nyce! *blush*
Stake,
Tae,
Unkookt vegeez,
Vegeez kookt,
W…
what a melon!
x ellent conversation
Zatarains seafood boil!
Ohhhh!! WHAT a melon AND x ellent cnoversation AND teh fud!!
Duz it get ene bedder tahn this???? *happee sigh*
hmmm.
lemme see.
lotsa fuds.
byootemous new abatar frum wun of our crew.
wut cud be missing?
some myoosic!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM
now we is ready
LOL!!!
Lo Cormtree Boyl FTW! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…*burp*…nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
Argh, Beforz Red Lahbstir thar wuz teh Blak…..
But Ai am nawt leff-handed. Ai meen, clawd.
u seem a decent fellow… I haet tew kill u.
u seem liek a decent fellow, I haet tew die.
Ai dew nawt meen tew pry, bt u donut bai anee chans happen tew haev sicks feengers awn ur write hand?
*shrug*
shall wii bgin?
Princess Bride FTW, evreebodee!!
Spongebob’s frenz reenact a seen frum “West Side Story”.
LOL! Limegirl Gud wun!
Hullo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!
LOL!
And plz to hop into teh kettul uv boiling waddur rite befoar yew do…. and pay no attenshun to dat pot uv garlik lemon buttur rite next to teh waddur.
um…. I would prefer sleeping and dyin… but I like nightshaydes idea 2. ROFL!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Beat it, Beat it…show ‘em how funky and strong is your fight/it doesn’t matter who’s black or white just beat it beat it beat it…*cue dance number*
Ok, a-one 2 three, hit it:
(With aplologies to Michlol Jackson)
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They telled him don’t u ever come around here
They’ll boil ur carapace, serve with Worcestershire
Teh hunger’s in their eyes and they’ve ordered lots of beer
So beat it, just beat it
.
U better run, teh butter’s drawn in teh pan
Don’t wanna be dinner, can’t they have nachos, man?
U maybe should bluff, maybe hide in teh can
So beat it, but u wanna be had
.
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No one wants to be all eeted
Show ‘em ur spunky as u take flight
It doesn’t matter who’s chef tonight
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
FTW!!!!11!!!1!!!
*floofly paws clapping wildlee*
O.
M.
G.
U has dun it agin.
Now wee is gonna bee expectin dis EBBREE thred. U is teh fabuluss.
No one wants to be all eeted
LCB, u da CAT!!
*blush*
Thx u guise!
But plz to make a correction: Teh 2rd line should be:
They’ll boil ur carapace, serve u with Worcestershire
Please mark ur copies accordingly.
O Master poet LCB!! We will shurlee mark ar copies accordinglee!
But yoo know we luvs yoo, rite???
WoootWooot! Owt standin!
Tahtz Fantastik! U R Umazink!
U haz a Mindz lyke a Steal
(lobstah) Trap! lol
insert grinning face
I did not either steel teh lobstah traps!
*hides lobstah traps behind back*
Ai no dat…U iz jus Luukkin attem…tehy r
pritteh adn tehy smaell lyka teh oshun.
…. mind lyke a steel trap ….. rusted shut.
OMG alsew! gurl!!!!! u rawk!
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LCB, Dat is so goooood!
U needs to make recording fur Dr. Demento!
Whee!1!!
Sebrul monfs ago, tere was a Story bout lobstahs scaping frum a seefud store in Denmark or on uf teh udder Scandinaviin countries. Hundrids of lobstahs on teh moov down teh road to FREEDOM!!11!
Hee, Hee; soe funneh!!!!! Fuud onna run!!!
Youz is der awsomist song writer LCB
****clapz floofy paws and stamps over floofy paws******
****tries to whistle buts not wolfie so cant******
wowzer !!!
michael wutz-hims-name got nuffin on you, LCB.
wowzer
*applesauce*
Haeds Ai Wyn, Talz Yuo Looz !
srsly, I prefer crab.
tho I hav never tried lobstr…. I dont want thos anyway!
Eet’z juss a flesh woond!
Cum onn ya panzey!
Come bak heer! I’ll bite ur legz off!!
snerk
Ronin lobsters prepare for sepuku
Rock Lobster!
Down… down… down…
fuud fite!!11!!
FTW!!!!!
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cheezburgers to the lebeny-th powur.
Computer Brain Troll say, “I don’t get the point.“
I was stuck for something to say.
Guess I’m not too sharp.
Oh kafleen!! Ai just luvs it wehn yoo ar onna roll!!!
Well, I thot I would take a stab at it.
U cut rite to the chase!
ZOMG!!11!!!! Armed lobsters inna streets! Run fur ur lives!!!
Armed lobsters???? Kwik!! Git in mai car!!!!
ZOMG!!! Iz me, da otr..aohtr…da won which rote dat!!! I’z so tankfullness. U alls hte fabullus.
Gud jawb, VJM….concatushulaces!
VJM….c mai commint a liddle furder dwon (wahks awae muddering abowt Weird Press).
Nebber maind, iz ware iz spozed 2 b nao. Ai fink Ai shud goh 2 zzzzz nao.
I thinks I heer teh FIGHT MUSIC frum teh Star treks…
dih dih DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH de de DEH DIH
dih dih DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH DEAH de de DIH DEH
FroUoUoUoUoUp frOup!
FroUoUoUoUoUp frOup frOuup!
*hack*
*slash*
(FYI – Futurama actually did a parody of the Star Trek Kirk vs. Spock “Amok Time” fight scene on a planet of lobsters! Just like this lolcat.)
*puts on musty ol critic hat*
“Won uv teh best acapella rendtions of incidental akshun music ever preformed on tihs staeg. Won cood almos see teh bloodless violinz. Mai hart wuz poundin by teh end four shirley tehre be a red-shirt dyin soon.”
400 quatloos on da newcommer!
lol.. that one is really funny.. it going to be really bad..
Wow guyz, rely funni!!!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
ZOMG BATTLE LOBSTERS!!!!!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE??????
at ur local Battle Lobster store. and if they all out, break down crying
“You are using Bonetti’s defense against me, eh?”
“I thought it fitting, considering the terrain.”
“Naturally you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro!”
“But I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don’t you?”
“We shall duel, for honor!”
Me dont noe were me hurdz eet, but me likez eet.
Lolbstur #1: Tihs bees a rumble…
Lolbstur #2: OK; lettuce goe at iyt;
Lolbstur #1: Yuu bees aloane???
Lolbstur #2: Mmmm, yesh…. haow bowt yuu??
Lolbstur #1: Uh, huh…….Tel yuu wut: Lettuce kwit;
Lolbstur #2: Wel……KTHNXBAI!!!!!!
“If both survive the lirpa, combat will continue with the ahn-woon.”
There Can Be Only ONE !!
This isn’t funny at all, sorry. It’s animal cruelty. These are ocean-dwelling animals. If you’re going to boil them alive, then do that, whatever, but don’t put them on the kitchen floor, out of the water, and give them knives. When the lobster gets to you it’s already starving to death because the people in the stores aren’t allowed to feed them. So they were probably grabbing the knives hoping for a piece of food or anything they could get their claws on.
It’s not funny at all.
i hope you don’t call yourself “animal lover.”
you’re disgusting.
Alex- That’s whai I et hoomanz. Hoomanz ish good to et.
Cannibalism trumphs whatever-isms dat joo dun liek. I am teh winrar nao plz?
OMG. Food that fights back. O.O
I dident noa lobturs cood hold nifes.