the living dead
the living dead need to piddle
i hate wen der iz a line 4 da baffroomz.
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and then we wants ur brayes….
ak! BRAYNES…..
O whut a relief! We thot they was after our Kafleen!
nutrishus and delishus!!!
Yummmm… Sesos Fritos!
tastz lak cheekin!
okays: hee haw!
concatz!
How appropreeyat… Mary maeks a George Bailey ref ftw!!
i’m alwayz appropriating fings for my own porpoises!
would you like a round of “Buffalo Girls” to celebrate & keep teh aliens at bray, er at bay?
shure!
and we can dans the Charlston!
and stop in at Martoonie’s afturwurds for a nitecap!
If onlee we cud also has snow….
♫da da ♫da da♫ da dadldulda DAH da…♫
danzingdanzingdanzing
*crowd gasps*
“hey, we must be GOOD!”
*floor opens *
*sploosh!*
an dans bai teh lite ob teh moon!! (iffn d’beaker labs put it bak)
Iffn yoo wuntz teh moon, ayll lasso it fur yoo . . .
Sum dai, leeza-b - we WILL has a show! oar did yoo say snow????
An yoo will bee teh furst to know. .abawt teh show!
Ai just got sloweded down a liddle wif teh day to day trialz an tribbleashuns!1
…we’re not unreasonable
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Re%20Your%20Brains
as long as you give in to our demands
Aye meen nowunz gunna eat ur eyez
Dam u I-z gunna haf dat choon stuck in ma hedz all days nao
who haz dis many kittehs? REally, who? Who I say, who?
If you’re implying that this is an owl’s house, I’m dubious.
Dat’s jus wut I wuz tinkin’ too. Hope dere’s more ‘n wun littabocks. N I hope dey is all spayded en nootered. Gots enuf kitties dere wifout adding babeez.
Ai wuz tinkin dat too - eye counnet TWENNY FAIF or THIRDEE kittehs in dat pichur. No offens but dat is KRAYZEE. Littabockses out da bazoo! Tanks goodness dey awl luks helthee, but OMGWTF guys.
CJ
O noes!!1! Zombpees!
WIN!!!!!!!
nuffink kan keel dem….. noar teh smell neefur!
Don’t say the zed word!
Ooooh! He’s got an arm off!
Don’t forget to kill Philip!
Ok, but dogs CAN look up!
Shaun OTD ref!
Shaun OTD: funneeeeeeeeeh. And ickeh.
Naow ai gotzta piddle.. ooop@@
kitteh stampede
The Stormtroopers all turn as Lord Darth Vader enters…
…not daring to impeed his progress…
‘Cause it taeks forebber to gets taht soot off…
No “Y Front”… :coll:
:coll: =
i wisht teh little rollyeye guy could has a widdle smirky smile too. he looks tew disaproovin.
lukkit, teh side ob his mouf goes up….
yes, i likes dat. but jest wantz a leeeeeedul moar…
wutsnoo?
:smirk: (yeh, i no datz not a reel one, but it shud bee)
looks like jamamamamamak would like a lil moosik from TSOM? hmmmm?
ai has mai sound turned off……. heh heh
Ooh! Ooh! Can I play?
♫♫♫
How do you solve a problem like Mary-O?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Mary-O?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
♫♫♫
a pain in teh butt to boot!! HA
Ayd liek to say a wurd in her behalf.
MaryO mayks me . . . LAFF!!!
hee- purfekt timing, gremlin! just like teh moobee!
meks me srori i eber putted you down a trap door!
egrets - yoo haz dem!
*openz trap door under gremlin labellled ‘pun ishmint*
gremlin falls down on nice floofy pillos & is surrounded by beautiful kittehs (moastly softee orngee wuns wif lotz of floof- but don’t bee to wurree: dey nawt the poizin. onlee teh ornj mauseees r poysin.
***cue nominous sownding musik***
The kittehs will fite for the rebellyun! Wif the lasers in ther eyez!
i noez, lez go to menz room-no line tehr ebber!
Atwerk, wee geaux 2 witcheber wun iz openz..bt thay r singul
stahlz. Wun tyme at pitstop, ai went tu manz ruum adn amanz
camez in..but ai jest wawked owt lyk nuthin straing abowt it.
Eh dint care ahtroll. lol. gigl.
(Ai keeps purrell n moi purrs ahl teh tymz…n caz enny1
wundrin bowt moi hanz, lol)
I has dun teh yoose teh Mens rume fing.Mennee tymes. Wen yo gotta go,yoo gotta go.
:lol: 
:lol:
Understandably, I has had sum funneh,rood,off culler an Hilariuss comments ober teh yeerz.
I jess stand mah grown,luk teh commenter up an down, an say sumfin lyke,
” I has washed, dried an powdered that many Willys over the years I have been Nursing, What makes you think I haven’t seen anything bigger,better or cleaner than your pathetic offering? ”
Ohhhh!!!!!! The joy of seeing their faces go purple!!!!
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Evil is mah middul name-akkordin to mah neece!! ( Auntsby Evil she cawls meh)
U is baaaddddd….ahnd we lubs U !!!!!!!
Woah!!! Tidmum, ai iz thro … sorro … berry deeply imprest bai ur sarcustic witticism.
Whi izz dere allwayz a lyne fur da laydeez ruhm?!
tee hee-GMTA!
OMG only 4 minnits for deh show to begin
I wondur why it ar taking her so long.
An she in der goin “doo-doodle -doo-doo” (singin) an wihl smiyel grashuslee ad ebryune when finallee duz comout.