the living dead
the living dead need to piddle
i hate wen der iz a line 4 da baffroomz.
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and then we wants ur brayes….
ak! BRAYNES…..
O whut a relief! We thot they was after our Kafleen!
nutrishus and delishus!!!
Yummmm… Sesos Fritos!
tastz lak cheekin!
okays: hee haw!
concatz!
How appropreeyat… Mary maeks a George Bailey ref ftw!!
i’m alwayz appropriating fings for my own porpoises!
would you like a round of “Buffalo Girls” to celebrate & keep teh aliens at bray, er at bay?
shure!
and we can dans the Charlston!
and stop in at Martoonie’s afturwurds for a nitecap!
If onlee we cud also has snow….
♫da da ♫da da♫ da dadldulda DAH da…♫
danzingdanzingdanzing
*crowd gasps*
“hey, we must be GOOD!”
*floor opens *
*sploosh!*
an dans bai teh lite ob teh moon!! (iffn d’beaker labs put it bak)
Iffn yoo wuntz teh moon, ayll lasso it fur yoo . . .
Sum dai, leeza-b – we WILL has a show! oar did yoo say snow????
An yoo will bee teh furst to know. .abawt teh show!
Ai just got sloweded down a liddle wif teh day to day trialz an tribbleashuns!1
…we’re not unreasonable
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Re%20Your%20Brains
as long as you give in to our demands
Aye meen nowunz gunna eat ur eyez
Dam u I-z gunna haf dat choon stuck in ma hedz all days nao
who haz dis many kittehs? REally, who? Who I say, who?
If you’re implying that this is an owl’s house, I’m dubious.
Dat’s jus wut I wuz tinkin’ too. Hope dere’s more ‘n wun littabocks. N I hope dey is all spayded en nootered. Gots enuf kitties dere wifout adding babeez.
Ai wuz tinkin dat too – eye counnet TWENNY FAIF or THIRDEE kittehs in dat pichur. No offens but dat is KRAYZEE. Littabockses out da bazoo! Tanks goodness dey awl luks helthee, but OMGWTF guys.
CJ
HEE HAW!
O noes!!1! Zombpees!
WIN!!!!!!!
nuffink kan keel dem….. noar teh smell neefur!
Don’t say the zed word!
Ooooh! He’s got an arm off!
Don’t forget to kill Philip!
Ok, but dogs CAN look up!
Shaun OTD ref!
Shaun OTD: funneeeeeeeeeh. And ickeh.
Naow ai gotzta piddle.. ooop@@
kitteh stampede
The Stormtroopers all turn as Lord Darth Vader enters…
…not daring to impeed his progress…
‘Cause it taeks forebber to gets taht soot off…
No “Y Front”… :coll:
:coll: =
i wisht teh little rollyeye guy could has a widdle smirky smile too. he looks tew disaproovin.
lukkit, teh side ob his mouf goes up….
yes, i likes dat. but jest wantz a leeeeeedul moar…
wutsnoo?
looks like jamamamamamak would like a lil moosik from TSOM? hmmmm?
ai has mai sound turned off……. heh heh
Ooh! Ooh! Can I play?
♫♫♫
How do you solve a problem like Mary-O?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Mary-O?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
♫♫♫
a pain in teh butt to boot!! HA
Ayd liek to say a wurd in her behalf.
MaryO mayks me . . . LAFF!!!
hee- purfekt timing, gremlin! just like teh moobee!
meks me srori i eber putted you down a trap door!
egrets – yoo haz dem!
*openz trap door under gremlin labellled ‘pun ishmint*
gremlin falls down on nice floofy pillos & is surrounded by beautiful kittehs (moastly softee orngee wuns wif lotz of floof- but don’t bee to wurree: dey nawt the poizin. onlee teh ornj mauseees r poysin.
***cue nominous sownding musik***
The kittehs will fite for the rebellyun! Wif the lasers in ther eyez!
i noez, lez go to menz room-no line tehr ebber!
Atwerk, wee geaux 2 witcheber wun iz openz..bt thay r singul
stahlz. Wun tyme at pitstop, ai went tu manz ruum adn amanz
camez in..but ai jest wawked owt lyk nuthin straing abowt it.
Eh dint care ahtroll. lol. gigl.
(Ai keeps purrell n moi purrs ahl teh tymz…n caz enny1
wundrin bowt moi hanz, lol)
I has dun teh yoose teh Mens rume fing.Mennee tymes. Wen yo gotta go,yoo gotta go.
Understandably, I has had sum funneh,rood,off culler an Hilariuss comments ober teh yeerz.
I jess stand mah grown,luk teh commenter up an down, an say sumfin lyke,
” I has washed, dried an powdered that many Willys over the years I have been Nursing, What makes you think I haven’t seen anything bigger,better or cleaner than your pathetic offering? ”
Ohhhh!!!!!! The joy of seeing their faces go purple!!!!
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Evil is mah middul name-akkordin to mah neece!! ( Auntsby Evil she cawls meh)
U is baaaddddd….ahnd we lubs U !!!!!!!
Woah!!! Tidmum, ai iz thro … sorro … berry deeply imprest bai ur sarcustic witticism.
Whi izz dere allwayz a lyne fur da laydeez ruhm?!
tee hee-GMTA!
OMG only 4 minnits for deh show to begin
I wondur why it ar taking her so long.
An she in der goin “doo-doodle -doo-doo” (singin) an wihl smiyel grashuslee ad ebryune when finallee duz comout.
ladies room of the living dead
( is it summer blockbuster season already ?)
Yesh…reemynds me uv teh concirts uv mai yuth – wait forebber or uze teh mens room!!…
Strangely,tho….the last concirt ai wuz at (Metallica,2004) teh sitooation wuz reversed…long line at mens,none at ladies.Go figgur.
Beer Rental…
Ah,yes…..”you never own beer……..”
so, can we have a remake of ‘meeting in the ladies room’ as ‘meeting in the ladies room of the living dead lolcats’? like thriller meets… who knows what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6A4LbAZ0pg
where’s my jewelry ?
They must’ve taken a living diuretic.
Izznt that teh naym uv teh famuss buk by Elron Hubberd taht Tom Kroose tawks abowt?
*Puts on Troll Mask*
This picture was Photoshopped. It’s so obvious! How can you allow an abomination like this on your site!
*Takes off mask*
Yuck! Taht mask smells funnee…
ew… you dint get teh wun wif teh marmite onnit didja?
Nah. I tink teh last purrson to yoose it wuz chewin garlic er sumpfin. Pleh!
I thot Patrick burnd it.
Maybee it was reconstitooted…. wif some ingreedients from China?
( gasp – you’re right !!! that’s no ladies room !!! )
Needing kawnsuleeng fer too menny kittehs, yer doin it rite.
Mebbe iz a kitteh sheltr?
argh! move stoopid cats! owl needs to piddle! *launches turdbomb at a cat*
*Cat deftly dodges turdbomb and rolls over on back, unleashing a surface-to-air stream of stinky yellow anti-owlcraft solution*
LOL bote
I mite has to go potty on teh floor, line is too long.
fankittehs waiting for rockstah kitteh to arrive
Waitin pashundlee in laine fur autograps…remainz me ub PlaciDomingo’s fan lines…alwayz berry polite. Cep his wud be all ahlong wahl an leeb ruum by door for go out an in.
Since we’re on teh subject of baffroom stuff, last nite my boyfrent drove me to teh vet to pick up my Esme after her chemo. Teh BF has never hads pets of his own but he’s pretty good with my 2 kittehs even tho he’s allergic to them. When we got in his car, he said to Esme, “plz to not be barfing in my car, kthx.” When we was about halfway home, she started getting agitated and scratched at teh puppy pee pad lining her carrier. I said “she’s prolly gonna pee, she does that sometimes on teh way home.”
But she didn’t pee. She pooped. A lot.
Poor boyfrent was good about it. He quietly opened teh car winders even though it was raining hard. But wouldn’t u just know it. This is teh first time Esme and teh BF were in a car together. Probly teh last time too. She’s never pooped in transit before, teh little imp.
But she did what teh BF axed: she didn’t barf.
Clever girlie. {{{{{Esme}}}}}
So how is teh Esme kitteh?
Did u find ennything owt from the oncollygist?
No, just that they’re gonna see her in 4 weeks and if teh growth hasn’t shrinked after yesterday’s chemo they’ll try a different cocktail.
Oh, and rember that I sed it seemed like Esme had been losing weight? She actually gained a little since her last chemo a month ago!
that ar good nuz! How are she odderwise?
{{{{LCB+Esme}}}}
Well that’s gud! Yay fur Esme!!
Duz she need moar weights?
**pulls owt card, reeds**
Leeza’s Weight Gane Miracle Gro Kitteh Complex
Made Wif Extracts uf the Creemiest Whippy Creem for Xtra Weight Binding Pawer
“We Enhanse Ur Floof or Ur Munnies Bak!”
She’s doing pretty much ok, as far as I can tell. Plz to not be showing her teh Whippy Creem card or she’ll order elebenty cases of it. Her healthy appetite, I can’t show u it because she eated it.
Her weight is ok: she’s about 10 pounds which is about right for her. I just worry when I can feel teh outline of her spine when I pet her. I’ve adjusted her insulins a little; that will halp.
Ai alwaiz fink mai 9.5 lb.kitteh iz too thin……but teh udder 3 are “husky” to “downright fat”,so mai percepshuns are off…..
well ok.
I will continyoo to keep everything crossed tho!
U was nice to offer it! If u can work wif d’Beaker Labs to make a Whippy Creem that halps lose weight, *I’ll* buy elebenty cases of it!
better maek that elebenty duzzen cases.
we can split ‘em!
**goes off to werk on marketing proposul fur d’Beaker labs**
yesh…..gud thots fur continooed impruuvmints…
{{{{{Esme}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{LOLCATBURGLAR & ESME}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Meethinks BF be a keeper aftur dat incident!
esme wuz chekkin him owt!!1 ‘am hii gud eenuff 4 mai LCB?’
less trai teh poop een teh kar tezt!!1
gud 4 esme!!
U may be rite. Teh BF had alreddy passed teh Jethro Test. My big brown tabby boi Jethro (who I losted 5 months ago *sniff*) would always go
run and hide under the bedprotect teh dust bunnies whenever peepuls came over. But if he didn’t hide or eventually came out, that was a sign that the visiting peepul(s) was Very Good.First time teh boyfrent came over, Jethro disappeared but we was sitting on teh sofa talking and stuff and BF looked down and there was Jethro, calmly sniffing BF’s shooz. It got to teh point whare Jethro would not only not hide, but if he was napping when BF came over he would open one eye, say “o hai” then go rite back to sleep. I telled teh BF that THAT was a compliment because Jethro trusted him.
Mah Sissy got 3 kittehs. Awl ob dem stay inna howse wen Ebreewun atwerk/skool.
Up teh walls ,awn furniychure an evreefing!!!
B-in law sez iz Seven kitteh whut does teh askidents. He makes her stay in kichin wib lidderbox in ootility rume.
Yesstidy Sissy gets hoam. Seven bee sleepsin awn furry beanbag.Lidderboks yoosed an noe askidents.
Goes in libbin rume, Scrumpy be awl fass asleep.No askidents.
Goes upstares, Jack bee lukkin berree innosent.
Nooklear fallowt size doo doo wib accumpnyin acid rayne awl ober Bedrume!!! White carpet, gorgeuss sawft furnishins an bedlinnen.Awll cubbered!!
Mr Jack juss stretches ,purrs an goes sleep agen.!!!!
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B in law will be eetin humble pye in taht howse I finkso!!!
Pore ole Seven gots teh blayme always fer ennee askidents.
Mr Jack be in teh bad bukks nao!!- But we still Lub himz
It mus b iz tern inz teh ootility rume tehn…
Ai tinks e missuz Seven kitteh, adn boi ddi
e git thar atenshun! lol.
(takes off cat psychologist hat)
Wuz himz awlla tyme!!! Nawt pore ole Seven!!!
but wuz teh hole B In law “Its Seven fault” attitood.—Mr Jack beez teh onlee Kitteh B in Law lubs.— Teh “Holyier than Jack attitood iz nao over!!!!!
Jack dus nawt Deign to yoose lidder boks-EVA!!!!!!!
Sissy has dem upstairz an downstairz so no kitteh goes ‘cross pawed’ fer want of potty.
I finkso iz funneh. I r Evil I know,
is the clawXXX yr email? ai has a qweshun as wants tew ask you off line, iffn yew duzznt mind?
Yah! Dats me
Mah IRL innishuls spell CLAW. srsly
Corse I duzzent mynd Jamamakitty.
mine spells JAM so ai kin relate
wen ai sends teh email ai will put jamamakitty in subject lion sew yew noes its me….
Otay {{{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}}
Wuz B in Law teh one dat hadda cleen up ??????
Unfortunitlee, Sissy hadda do eet. B in Law werks away. lots.
If Ai wuz bissitin, gess hoo wood be nomnominated
Mah Evil streek came throo-She wuz talkin tew me onna fhone at teh kleenup time,
I laffed so hard at her retchin an gaggin!!!
Pay bak tyme fer awl teh meen fings Sissys doo to eechudder ober teh yeerz!!!
Srsly!! I wuz cryin an laffin so mush I neerly had a askident mahself!!!!
Teh Tidmum streak o’ Evil….it continues……
Holy crapz u r wacko! 8()
She iz lyk lotsa udders, she wants 2 b rownd ppl she trusts b4 she can pottie. Tale him is cawmplehment.
Is gud newz abowt Esme! {{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}
An ther ar tiems when yoo sorta *wish* an ossifer uv delaw wuld pull yoo over!
Ossifer: Yor kar luks liek itz weevin awl over teh road? Haz yoo bin drinkin?
Li-sinz an regystrayshun, plzkthx – EWWWW!!!
All we want to do iz eat ur brains…
… wez not bein unreasonbl… no1 wantz 2 eat ur i’s
I can has a glass of Kee-aunt-ee with teh brainz?
An sum favva beenz?
yuck-o. I rader hav cheezburgr. or choclat or kake. yum. or if i was cat, katnip.
Jonathan Coulton ref. FTW !
mai favorite wun ob his is Code Monkey
Has u seen this video of “I Feel Fantastic”? I knoes teh person who aminated it! She’s on a humor writers list I blong to (teh one I told u about at dinner, akshually). Most peeps there are mostly snarky wif me, but she is one of teh less snarky ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGxPHolNU3c
….and a talented one!
Dis videeo wuz kyoot,but awlso scaree….Ai often wunder iffin sum peeps on teh freeway iz awn drugz(or forgetted to tayke dem!).
thx LCB, spent a littel time watching Jonathan videos. Animated I Feel Fantastic is gud and as mentioned, scaree too. Less snarky is gud, too,
Luvs to {{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}
Ooh! I just watched this allda way thru. I forgetted that there is a lolcat innit! ab about 1:24.
Riter-Peeps shud nawt bees snarky wif yuu;
(Ai fink yuu sed tihs wunce befoar);
Yuu ar tuu guud ov a riter adn awlsoe tuu nieyce ov a purrson tuu bees treeted tihs waiy; akshully tehy donut knoe a guud fing wen tehy seas it!!!
*blush*
Trooth be told, I don’t hardly spend any time with them anymoar. I hasn’t posted anything in about a month.
I’d much rather spend my times wif u guise. U is just as smart and funny as they is and elebenty brazilian times moar fun to be with.
*blush*
Well,fank u!!!!
We lubs u 2 !!!!
{{{{LCB}}}}
Lazure eised kittehs awl bees hebbin teh saime ei problum: lite bees tuu brite;
goeiyng tuu Ei Dokture tuu geyts dere lazure beem briteniss cheked;
(tehms mai needez priskripshun sunne glasseses)
Taht luks lyk famlee reyoonyun at mai granma’z howse. Onlee wun pottie and elebenty gazillion relatibs.
LOL!
*snert*
Mai Grampa yoosta wish fur de owld owthaus bak. One potty inna haus fur awl de ppl wen he hadda four-seater owthaus. Mii, I lyks de potty. De owthaus is yuuuukkkkeeeee steeeeennnnkkeeeeee!
Wen mai cuzzin an ai were kidlets, wii thot it wuz kewl 2 go 2 teh owthaus at mai grate-granma’z. It were a 2-holr an wii cud go potty at teh saem tiem!
Fanks b 2 CC for teh indoor plummin!
Hai! Itz lyk lukkin N-2 mai fyootshur!
Hoo needz hubbehs? Ai’m gonna has KITTEHS!
Kitteh layzor tag. Biginz in fwee, tu, wun….
srsly…
u just noes that sumwun is on the other side of the door rattlin a can openur….
Wii eeted 2 mush at de running buffay.
*sheepishly poeks hed rownd korner* ohai, cheezpeeps
O hai, KTNF! Was that u hoggin teh baffroom? Didn’t u hear all those kittehs in teh all begging u to open teh door?
Yah,Kathleen…..we wuz LITTER-aly dyin owt heer…..
uhm…. maibad…. ai had ta go!!!!
I wuz wundering where u were KtNF!
Don’t depend on owr gud natures not to hedbat u if u duz it agin!
Heer, KTNF, has a floofee pillo hat fur de nawt be hedbatted, pritty blu fur yu, yu can piks de rybbins, nebber herd ub such a fing tween frenz . . .
Has a rut bier flote, nys frawstee mug.
nomnomnomnom!!! fanks, melonyx!!!!
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Leeza-b, why is yew hedbattn me?
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R yoo OK sweetie?
I has a wurry.
*hands KTNF a sawt cusshuned hat tew sabe her swees frum teh hed bats.
hey fanks! ai is gud.
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hazzn’t been rownd much latelee.
U haz probubbly been bizzy….how are teh jobs goin ??????
I wuz just teesin u Kafleen! No ACTUALL hedbatting occurred!
And I wuz trying to be punny makin a sentense wif ‘depends’ innit… gess no one gotted it tho.
So u gotted frostee root biers, pillo hats, and othur vareeus hats for free! Not bad…!
Maybe is intersmiz … instrum … half time at Cats tour show.
George was so sure that he had silently opened the last tin of tuna
wtf who would own so many cats….should be illegal
somebody needs to call animal control on this one
Whai u say taht? U dunno storee b-hine teh pikshur, do u?
I tried to head off the Care Trolls with my Photoshop Troll imitation. Apparently they are just too smart for me…
Maus, noeboddeey iys tuu smaurt foar yuu, ebber;
Oh, itz Eric agin. Ai noes hiz commints bai now. Seif to inyore.
Who haz dis many kittehs? Really, who?
ummmmm…cood be a sheltur for kittehs… I bolunteer at wun an wecanhas 30 kittehs awtogebber. Wel, nawt AWL togebber…tehy dozent awl ged alawng, natch..
Must be the Mad Cat Lady. I plan to be one someday. Actually, I thought this was the lunch line at Quizno’s.
OT: Work is really pleh today.
Every quarter, we do a mailout that involves close to 4,000 letters. Well, we had been stuffing envelopes for 2 days (got about 500 or so done) when I noticed that THE DATE ON THE LETTERS WAS WRONG!
We had to shred the letters with the bad date, reprint them with the correct date, unstuff the envelopes we’d stuffed and restuff with the correct letter.
You should see the mess we’ve got right now. **Sigh**
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We hadda stick labels on thousands of padded mailers that had the wrong address once…..Ai feel ur pain !!!!
me too!
Wowsers, RHSB; wut a bummer!!!!!
Soundez liek a badd moobie: “Postal Horrors”…..
Been der, dun dat….iz awfool!
Once we hed purrsalized ledders, aboud a tousand or two, an sumeone stuk em in envelopes willy-nilly, an we hadda redo hole ting and sort out ledders so dey go in rite envelopes.
That picture looks a lot like every square inch of my house.
are ye serious? that’s th’ size of m’ hallway. there not evn wick (aliv, t’ u americanz)
Room not smells gud. Too many kittehs=pleh smell, no mattur how much yoo cleen…
Lookit teh tabberz hedlaitz!
Wow an ai thot wii hav a lottakatz.
what th’ dickns r u blabbin about?!?!?!?! 80
I just get home from work, turn on the computer, find this waiting . . .
BWAAAHAHaHaHahahahahaha!
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!
Tank u, sosgatinhos adn lowdegger.
Tank u furry mush!
OMG, is that 28 cats?
Bet that house smells good…
3 is our limit.
bet is dosnt. u know, all da littr boxs and th’ mewlin? not me. 2 is DEFINATLY the ultimat limit.
U kan has as menny kittehs as u kan kumftably be spendin time wit tem everi day. So mebbe ten kittehs in a big howse, or tree kittehs in a partment.
Hears how u knows u doan’t has 2 menny kittehs:
1. Kittehs all happy an not stresst owt.
2. Kittehs all usin teh litterbocks.
3. U has nuff tiem 2 kuddlez tehm an play with them ALL everi day.
4. U has nuff munny for vet cheks, nootering, shots and mergenzies.
5. U has nuff tiem 2 kleen litterbocks evri day, an nuff space 4 evry kitteh to has his own litterbocks.
6. U has nuff munny 4 good litter an good food.
7. Everi kitteh has his own terra torie, an dere is no series fites.
An izdis EBBRYBUDDY? Or did sume naud maek to pichur?
Ai tink kittehs naud so happee wen iz diz crowdud. Hau eech get aun spot ub territoree?
when is anyon gonna coment on de achual pictur? com on ppls get wit da groove.
srsly.
Hmmmm, soe yuu wunt a kommint onna akshul pikshure???……….!!!!!
Wel, iyt’s kwite ohbveeus taht tihs pikshure haz bin fotoshaupped; yuu cud nawt geyt awl dose kittehs tugevver iyn wun liddel spaise adn nawt haz tehm fitez;
Awlsoe lukkit awl teh shadowes onna karpit;
adn teh peekuleear aura suhrowndyng eech kitteh;
plus teh depthth ov fieldez bees fuzzeh adn lite levul bees unebben;
eech lazur inna kitteh’s eises bees differament, gibbyng tuu muches ov a kauntrast; awl tihs adn moar,
butt Ai bees tuu tyred rite naow tuu menshun tehm awl;
OMG! Who has that many cats! Here we are only alowed 3 by council, and that’s enough!
A shelter, perhaps?
Or breedur, or cat sitter, or cat-collecker purrson.
Why are there so many cats? the brochure said there would only be a few. wahh
Tehy lieded!!!!
2 would be our limit.
But I had 2 when I met my hubby and he had 1. So we ended up with three.
And I had a parrot. Who thinks he’s a cat.
So 4 messy, meowing territorial creatures is enough for us. haha.
Deez guyz prollee highee uncumfurbul becuz dey du wand aun territoree.
20 cats? wtf?
Damn. Animal Hoarder much?
20 bucks says this person is featured on the nightly news…
after the cats have eaten half of her face.
~desu
WHAT A DEAD KATS LOL LAMO KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL