Procrastinators UNITE..
Procrastinators UNITE.. tomorrow…..
but nuffing will ever git done.
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oar mabbeh teh day abtur tumarrow
yay trtskh! cormgradchewlamayshunz awn teh tawp spot!!! duz yu wantz a sillybrayshun nao? awr laytur — liek aftur a nap, mebbe?
ooh, i halp danses too . . . after nap furst tho, that is gud ideas!
* Maus rides in on Petunia, in Town Crier regalia *
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Tomorrow is JanetCanHas4Kittehs birthday
We will have a celebration on the 6:00 AM (ICHC Time) picture
(that’s 9:00 AM PST, 12:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM GMT or 6:00 PM CET)
Please prepare a present for our good friend!
o hai, i juss wakez up from mai napz, mabbeh i willz dans abturr i snax on teh nomz and takez anudder napz…
o definimously teh dae AVTER tewnamorrow!
Ai’m rite ther wif ya.
Procrastinatin is what this site if for!
W00t! Ai’m dewN ett rite!
Tee hee iz so tru
jus waitaminit!!!!
or 2
I’d say oh hai jamamakitty, but I iz tired rite noaw, mebbe later.
an mebbe ai’d answer, after while
*long anoying beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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*announcerperson’s voyce:* We interrupt this thread to bring you the following announcement.
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*Cweenmj wif exceedinglee happee voyce:*
I haz hi-speed intertuubez!!!
YAYYY!!!elebentee!!!
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*announcerperson’s voyce:* We now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLs.
Yipeeee cween!! Hooo ray fur yew! Ai bechur sayin hao deed Ai eber lib wifowt it??
I useted 2 habbing it at werk.
I whined…. I pouted…. I grumbled.
I sanged… I dansted..
Den, retirement.
No hi-speed…. Onlee dile up….
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But, no werk.. I smiled…
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Now all happee!
ooooh ai noes ‘zakli wat yew meen…..hadda liv wiff teh dilup ( PLEH) fer ai gesses about a monff befour ai gotted teh hi-speed ……maekz a HUJJ differmint huh ???
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neerli wented teh crazee wiff teh ssssssllllloooooowwwww cunnekshun….
hoooray !!
naow you can procrsta… prcorast …. nawt do things till later even faster tahn wuz possible before!!!
{{{Phillipe!!!}}} Yoo ar AWLWAZ so funnee!!!
I b deh hi speed pork castinet ater! Noaw I can ignore moar fingz at wenst dan eber b4.
O hai cweenmj!!! Ai hav been missing yoo!! But ai will bee riting yoo – = verree soon! An this iz teh purrfekt playce to be saying that!!
OH Hai deer Janet!! I ben in com munik ado l8lee. (see blog) and now b time fer deh shower & howse werk. but I b bak l8er fer deh playing.
Concatulations, trtskh. Fur ur nawt-sekund post, us shud haz a Christimuss partee! I wuz gonna haz wun in Deesember, but I puts it off.
Congratz, trtsckh!! hao about an Eester Egg Hunt???? maybe next week, wehn we ar awl rested up fur it?? Cuz we ar gonna hafta dye tehm furst!
but furst – ai think ai’ll go do sum email – maybee.
Oar mebbe nebber. Meh.
or meybe nxt weke . . . how’s nxt weke werk for yuo?
Eff naud, nex week, mebbe deh nex week ur so.
ZOMG!! my t-shirt sez dat!
Dats frum T-shrtz, u knows it!
Ai wawnt teh wun tath sez:
Ai nebber finnish anneth
can i has 2? wun fer nao an wun 4 wen ai luse teh wait?
mai favoright won wuz, “dyslexics, untie!!’ (ai are won, ifn yuz kant tell bie mai tieping sumtimz)
Hao duz wun recugnize dyslexia in lolspeak? Iz it wen yew spellz werdz in standurd Inglish?
Lolspeek iz a godsend 2 uss disleksiks!
Ai wuk for an org dat supports a UN agencee, an unce a yungperson wrote dat dey wanned uinfurmashun about de “Untied Nations.”
Den der’s de “Scared Heart ub Jessuz”
Howz abowt Mothers Against Dyslexia (D.A.M. fur short)?
LOL!!!
yez, will organize as soon as I finished my icanhazcheezburger………
donut memind me. aiz suppoz ta be cleaning mai klozet. ai gots new hangerseses todai. there laik mai kittehs – huggable.
well two caturdays agoe ai botz flours to put in flourpots for frunt steps. dey still in trais on the picnix tabl. dey are impatiens. (tru).
if dey habent runned away yet, then day ARE patient.
tr00. Tehy sownd moast akkomodating!
GMTA, Leosmom!
beleeb it or nawt, but ai gots all my klothzez onto da hangers dat hug. ai yused ta hab only won feets of room on mai kloset rod. Nao ai gos fore feets an too empity drars. Tiem to go shopping!!1!
O, Ai r sew jelus!!
an seh did this awl on teh procrastinators fred tew!! hmmmmmph mebbe ai shud go dew dat too…………. nahhhhhhhhh
Heer’s sum enzperayshun, jamamakitty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnjkb4q6FKU
ooooh perfect, ai wants that earwurm!! (goatherd override, LOL)
O hai catsablanca. How is teh Dunedin today?
Nawt taht u wnat 2 heer eet, butt HOT! Jest enuf rayne 2 maek eet steemy. Pleh! Swy Ai kant stae n plae, Ai shudv bin n zzzzzzland (nawt 2 B cornfused wif Newziland) hourz ago, sew Ai goin 2 joyne teh kittehs en mai bed nao (tehy noze ware tehy shud B at 3AM). Nite, Kimkiwi!
Teh Joi Mangano hangars? Ai botted a lugaj set bai Joi Mangano frum HSN. Wuz bahd. Felld apart abowt fifth tiem Ai used it. Wuz mad. Not bai moor from hur.
So fur da hangerses are holding up (so to speek) okay. ai only have had dem tree ours, tho.
mai hangers haz a hang up……… can’t see gettin no clothes on em!!
hai evrebuddy, Daisy the Curly Cat is on the votin page, rite now page1..wif flowers on her head…go votes fur hur…:smile:
ai did!!
Ai did 2!
me trhee
Page 3 neow.
Pritteh Kitteh!
pg 4 – ai voted!! SWEET pikshure, Daisy teh Curly Cat!!!
Oh, hai, Janet! I saw dis picture erlee-ur and wuz gonna wink @ u and say
hi cuz it looks like it wuz made furr us…butt I diddunt get a round tuit.
*snurt*
oops. I meen dis picture on dis thred, not the daisy picture.
ai useded tew hav a round tuit.
Wuz it a potholder, by chance?
I trided to getz a rown tuit.
Ohai iddd
Ai has’nt herd frum yew fur a lawng wile…
Ohai, fikshunkitteh!!! Jus gotted bak frum Norfolk.. Wut a plaise!! I wantid to stay forebberz!! I sayled ona tallship, eben… 11 howrs drive bak home, doh..
Wuz werf it! Nize to see U!
Yew wuz inna Verginya? Sayled onna toll ship, wowzers. Ware did yew sayl tew? Sownds byootimus
Lotsa tall ships itihs weak.. Festival of Tallships startin… Wish I cuda staid.. Wuz inna hotel rite on teh waderfrunt… I tryed 2 catch a saylor gui frum teh naval base for lolcatburgler..Butt he gottid awai.. Tehy R slippree wen wet!
Oh noes, LCB weel be disapointee ends. Ai wunner ib she hab a sayler gui B4…
Ai wuz goin 2 get wun, but……..
O Hai, Kafleen!!! Lawng tiem, noe see!!! Hao is u doin?
*looks arown disgruntulldlee*
Brassin frassin schnassin…
Duzz dat ansur teh qkeschun?
Dat gud,huh??
Ohai sweet liddel donkey gurl…
I brottid U a prezint bak frum Norfolk.. Down teh fred a liddel..
Mabee it wilz maik U feel bedder.. a liddel….
Ebreebudee vote nao! Heer iz sum muzik 2 hlep git u upp nd owt 2 vote. O, wayte, ifn ur reedin tihs, tehn u donut haf 2 goh owt 2 vote. Enjoi teh muzik ennewae! [www.metacafe.com/watch/1053988/everybody_dance_now_garfield_remix]
Lemme aloan… Me wantz 2 sleep
And den, I will need tew dew deh slow stretches….Adn haz sum koffee…. adn dew sum moar stretches and Yawningz….adn haz sum moar koffee…..adn den I’ll chekk deh emayo…Adn haz sum moar koffee….Adn rest in a sunbeam fer a wyle… wut wuz it yew wanted??
Ooohh,nuffin….
***stretch***
***yawn****
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Foar nao, iz naps tiem.
*zzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Luks lyke me when I getz hom frum workz
Kitteh sleepin so hard he looks likez himz melting off teh sofa.
da sleeps ob da so-cald ‘innocents’
Wut u meen ’so-cawld”? Himz onlee sharpened sum uv himz clawz on deh fuglee sofa. Adn horked up a liddul harbal on deh carpet. Adn sheddinged a kuppla furrz on deh kashmeer swetterz. Adn eighted awl deh goggiez gushifudz.
Himz innersent, I tell ya, innercent!!
yeah, wut she sed!
Salvadoor Dolly Kitteh…
Ai’m meeeeeltingggg.
Ai herd dat in mai hed as a teeny-tiny bug voice.
Wai yez, bud ob coarz!
*giggles, flits to NightShayde’s shoulder*
*whispurrz*
iz nawt riiilee teh onlee voz I hab, bud iz teh moast fun!
we lurves teh liddel larva!!
Az lawn as thay nawts inna klozits :l
o Ai wud nebber eet yor swetterz. Ai mon a noe wool die ett.
Yew can has lawts ob chonklits. Heer, hab a loleefant shayped chonklit sew yew nawt git week. Njoi!
mmmmm chonklit!!!!!
{{{tks fikshunkitteh!!}}}
pinkie pinkie toesies padz……oar iz dat onli fer teh behbeh kittehz ??????? Diz guy haz preddy cyoot pinkie toe padz tho
Groanup kittehz kin haz teh cyoot toe padz! Groanup kittehz kin haz awl kindz uv cyoot partz!
Anna naice floofee tummee tu rub!
Stoopy Weird Press….tihs mai forf tyme wif dis commint, sew pls xcuuse ifn tehy awl showz up. Wehn Ai voted, Daisy the Curly Cat (who luks liek a kitteh bride) wuz awn paeg 5, suun 2 b paeg 6. EBRYBUDEE VOTE NAO! Heer’s sum moosik 2 hlep u git offa cowch nd goh vote…o, wate, u donut haf 2git upp 2 vote ifn ur raeding tihs. Enjoe teh moosik enneywae!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1053988/everybody_dance_now_garfield_remix
Nawt haz anyfing to do wif piktur….but….
YAY,RED WINGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dey din’t pro..procraz…delaiy whut de had tu due, at awl!
Almost,tho….it wuz close dere at teh end!
I hav a coment, but eye’ll mayke it laytur.
Procrastinating Activist Kitteh
uniteses teh masses into
a mitee forse for REVOLUT…zzzzzzzzzzzzz
:snert:
Ohai, iz ennybudee heer:?:
Iz here for a liddul while.
Iz bedtiem soon. Godda get mai rest so Iv got ennuf energee tew nap tomorow.
*raizez floofee paw*
I iz here 
Me!
Iz waitin 4 teh anarchists tew organize furst.
Hai!! Wut wii be playng? Enny gud gaymz?
I fink a raid on deh Tybooteek b in order. Ennybuddee else wanna kum?
Shur, Ai hab nawt neber bin dare B4, wood lyk tew C wut it luks lyk
*kew ree us kitteh peekin*
Really?? Well, u jus kum along wif mii. Ebberywun shud going 2 deh tybooteek.
Itz not just fer Tyz u noe.
*takez fikshunkitteh bai liddul floofee paw.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin.
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more. Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Adn deh gnuest item b deh Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it.*
Ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
*Opunz door to bak ruum adn peekz inside.*
Y fank yew! Iz teh bak ruum neer teh nawty barn? Ai wuns gotted a alfamabitikkl fing az aword fur comintzin sumfing wittee frum teh booteek.
I wunst fell into Gibboz ‘puter in deh bak ruum adn gotted digit eyezed. Maus had tew resQ mii. Maus b mai hero. ♥
Snawt he relaytid tew sum kinna nite? Onna beeg steed naymed Bodice Ripper? He is kwite teh ravishing, nao?
I think he b deh ravisher.
*lukz arownd bak ruum.*
Seemz kwiet in heer 2nite. Luk at awl deh shelvez full uv
thingz fer deh Cheezpeepz. Oh, luk!! Heerz a box uv
unique ornz!!
*Takez 2 owt adn handingz wun 2 FK.*
*ginjerly aksepts 1 uneek ornz frum Cween*
Iz sew uneek adn shinee adn kolorfulness. Wut iz teh uses fur dis? Izzit fur yer hed oar tayl? Wen yew blo innit it mayks gud noyzez
Purhapz deh lolspeek not so gud. deh unique orn may alsew b splet unicorn.
But yer blowing in it maded mii LOL!
Oh uh um er Ai new dats! Ai wuz jes testeding yew, yeah, uh huh, dats it.
Adn bee sydes, Ai heered iffin yew bloz inna dare eer, day weel fallol yew ennywarez. It be a bery hansumest beest wif wun pointy end onna hed.
I b thinking deh uses uv deh uniqueornz b 2
dansing in deh princess me medow wif deh
critterz dat wented ober deh rainbow brij.
Dey b helping awl deh peepz smile. Adn wen dey not dansing, u can b karrying dem in yer pikkit.
Oh krapz! Dat shud b princess mu medow.
Nise save, fikshunkitteh!!!!!
Adn ‘pokkit’ not ‘pikkit’.
(too much bayleez)
Fanks, Iddd. Itz layt heer, Ai ty red, sittings lawng tym onna 405 fwy sowf inna beeg barking lawt. LA trafik nawt sew grate akshully Yood fink Ai wuz ober imbi … ubee …embru … drinksing tew mush wif Cween sillybraytin hers gnu hi-speed innertubes!
G’nite..mai frend.. Happi fase inna mawning!!!
Gnite. Schmooz. ♥
Maus iz the MAN…. Errr… teh mowse… Nebbermind..
Oh, hai iddd!! Wud u liking a unique orn, 2? They kum in wuteber kulor u like.
Oh, fanks..mai cween!! Dew tehy cumz in sumfin sparklee???
Next 2 cweenfetti, I like sparkleez best!
Sparklee Uniqueornz!! Deh berry bestest!
Adn yew blo ntew dem! Onest
R tehy teh majik flying/riding kind??? We cud has a ride??
Dey kan b wuteber kind u like! ebberfing in Cheezland b majikkle. Hop on and tell me wut u seewen u b riding it.
Oh boyz.. Letz flai obber teh oshun..K? I see….
Albatrosses
Baleen whales
Codfish
D…
Ai C
Dolfinz
Eels
Flying Fish
G…
Gorgeous islands
happee fisheez
i…
Jaws…! Eeeeek!!!
Klanging bellz on navy shipz
Long boatz wif hansun Taheeti guize
M…
OOOops!!!
I… Ismuss ov Panamaw *snerk*
Manta rays
Navy Ships
Octopussy
.
ai saw a lolrus
:snerk:
*continues*
Mainland (Ober dere)
Nautikal stuff
Oshun (duh)
Petrelz
Q….
Oh fanks…
Q??? Qwick sand!!
Riptide
Slipree eelz
T…
U saw a LOLRUS?!??
Ternz
Umbrellaz on deh beach
vacashunerz under deh umbrellaz
white sandee beach
x…. :snikkerz:
He wuz blublolering sumfin bowt a miss sing bukkit
Yor turn fikshunkitteh!!!
Xray fishies
Yelol submerings
Zebra Fishies
TaDa!~~
Yaaaay!!!!
Bestist oshun list ebber!!!!
**jumpingz up and down (while still sitting in deh rekliner) and cheeringz and whistulingz**
YAY!!
Well, kitteh-poohz, iz time fer mii to hed 2 deh bed. Sleeping well and wii b seeing chudderz 2morrowz. ♥♥♥♥♥ schmooz.
Nyte Nyte ladee frenz, mai pilol is callin mai naym…Ai had fun, hab a hapitayl sonny day
*air kissez* *muah* *muah* Nite nite…
Xtra Snikkerz candee barz taht teh vacashunerz don relize iz meltzin in teh sun iz whut Ai fot ov wehn Ai sawz CMJ’s TUVWX. (Chekz 2 maek shur teh 5 kittehs r zzzzzzing b4 seh openz sekrit candee Ohaiding playse. Nom nom nom.)
Hey! I saw dat!
Hay!! Wuz taht a candy rapper rustle I herd???
*Raidz deh sekrit candee ohaiding plais.*
*handz iddd a candee bar.*
nom nomnomm nom nom.
Glorioski mai cween!!!! Fanks, I iz savdid!!
nom nom nom nommy nom… ( I dew LUV dotz tew!!!) [butt nawt 2 eet...]
AHEM! Gess Ai shudv luked fur sneeky Cheezfrenz insted ob sleepee kittehs b4 Ai raided teh sekrit candee ohaiding plais. Wer u guiz waring The Cloak of Invisibilty? BTW, IDDD, haz u tryed Dipping Dots Ice Cream? Az Ai recawl, tehy luk liek paeper punchez but r iscream. (Nd u’ll screem wehn u seez teh praice!)
nom nom nom nom
Ur rite, catsablanca… Itz Cheezfrenz U hasta wurri bowt wen it cums 2 choklit!!!
Kittehs nawt sew mush….
Yes, I haz had dose dots once… at teh Cownty Fare…. I 4gittd bowt taht till after I powstid, doh!!!
Funni U shud saiz ‘bowt iyze skreem ..After cween & I had snikkerz on ICHC…
I hadid a biiiig craving 4 mai favrit…Dyit Pipsi an frozd banila yogert flote….YUM!! Wuz berry good!! Mai furvest frum last tihs yeer!!!
*Donkey looks @ empty wrapper on floor*
Durn! *stomps hoof* I r too late too mooch!
Ohai, Kafleen, ware u bin? *Hands Kafleen Snickerz bar from nawt-sew-sekrit ohaiding plais*
” Ohmph mumff Kafmthl.. Habmth uh cannhty bar”
Ohai BGee adn Cween, bonus nawchos
Nebber too manee nawchos!
Bonus nachos con queso! Xtra chips!
Mai brainz tew ded fur good gaymz, but ai dew reccommend taht link to “Annie” catsablanca posted. OMG, itz been aut 30 yeerz?
*bonus nawchos mai atimpt at teh speekin spanglish*
Nawt sew grate akshully
Oh, fikshunkitteh, we new taht!! We wuz pullin yor legs… Awl 4 ov tehm!!
giglolz
Grate enuff.
Ai yoozuly jus point at pikshures onna menu. Nobbuddy unerstands when Ai tries to speec out loud.
U 2 funnee BG!
(blush) Tank u
Gud nite awl. Iz midnite here.
Nite BG, has a gud lawng naps! ZZzzzzzz
Nite BG. Schmoo. ♥
Nitee nite BGee…Suite dreemz..
Cween, iz yer hi-speed innertubes sew fast iz maykin yew dizzee? Ai wuz lyk dat wen wii nawt sekond gotses teh brodband. Dint no wut Ai wuz missin.
Iz SEW nice to b able tew commint adn axullee see it in deh sayme decade!!
due yew steel kneed tew refwesh alots?
I b needing LOTS uv refreshment. :snicker: Spent free owers getting deh HughexNet satellite system set up. I haz deh mint chokklit baileyz fer deh restoratif.
Ooooh mint chonklit baylees?
*bats eyeses, luks demyoorly*
Cood Ai peas has a teenee tayste, fur teh restoratif, ob kors.
U dew b lukking a liddul peekud.
*Pourz a nice fat jiggur uv Bayleez and handz it to FK.*
Cheez!
*sips sips paws slurps
Sew tastee, adn warmeeng in teh belleh
*yummmmm
Oh yes, mai tummee b nice adn warmz.
Mai hed b gentlee buzzing.
Mai finnerz b typing wifowt letting mii noeing wut letterz dey b hitting.
Warmz tummee, buzzee hed, goofee finnerz, zownds fun!
Sowndz like me ‘wifowt’ baleez..
Yesh, dizzee be mai midlol naym
Ize gonna get owf tihs cowch an go to bed … inna minnit..
Oar mebbeh nawt, Ai kin aweez sweep heer, itz cumfy hmmm, zzzz
Time to getz dinner…
“Hello…Peetza Hut??”
in deh 30 minitz yer wayting, u can haz a nap.
GRATE ideea….Fankzzzzzzzz..
Oh, Kafleen…..Kafleen….. Iz U heer?? I haz brawt U bak sum Atlantik oshun wadder frum Norfolk wif a pare of see horsis innit.. anna starfish…anna san dollar…
Ohhhhh!!! *donkee has teh buggee eyes and huggs self wiff hoofs and squees!!*
I lubs oshun waddur!
An SEE HORSEES!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I nebbur seed dem beefor!
an a SAND DOLLAR! I lubs dem! Dey are bootimuss!
An STARFISH! Dey is bootimuss too!
*sighs wiff happy*
Tank you, tank you! I lubs mah saltee gifts!!!
{{{{{{CareLOL}}}}}}}
You, kitteh, shall be snorgled. NAO.
best ting abowt snoggulling such lazy littul welps is dat dey can/t seem to get
arrown to bunneh kickin u till latur, and den it’s too late! Bwahahahahahhaha!
he iz just like me….i haz finals monday.i will study monday.
Iyf yuu buggez kitteh naow her gunna bees geyttyng up adn chaiysing yuu (mebbee lature);
Adn iyf yuu triez tuu snorgle kitteh, her wil gibb yuu a swat wif hers poyintee eyndes (iyn a liddel whil);
Furthur, iyf yuu wantez tuu gibb her a shmoo, her wil mrrraaaaooooowww rlly laoud; (afture a feu minnits);
Addishunallee, iyf yuu ttempts tuu triez a hed-bonk awn kitteh, her wil
hsssssssssssssyyyyyy pfffft (tuunite);
Fynallee, oapenying tuna-fysh kan wif ……………AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!
HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai bin tramploled bye a rahmpagyng kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iz be agreein’ wiff dis pictur
Only if I cans brings Nintendo DS which alsos is pink.