oh mai!
oh mai!
kitteh nawt happee wif wut she c.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Lolions an tyggers an bears!!
FTW!
If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz…
I’d command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl!
WOOF
As I’d click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - ‘f I - ‘f I - were King!
Your Majesty, If you were King of the Forest, you wouldn’t be afraid of anything?
NOT nobody, NOT nohow!
S’posin’ you met an elephant?
**cannot…. resist…**
ARG!
*sings*
I’d rap him up in cellolphant!!
an injun oar an afreekun l e funt???
I don’t know-
AAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhaaaaa………
It’s good to see that someone else around here can’t leave a punchline just lying around
Shave and a haircut-
*Crashes through the wall*
Twoooooo Bitsssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hee… just liek I imajined it!
GRATE Roger Rabbit impresshun Maus!
**golf clap**
Hay.. is it rabbit seesun?
Each rabbit would show respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash–
To Every Underliiiiiing!
If I………
If Iyyyyyyyyyyyyy……
… were Ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-nnnnnng!
* * ** ** ** ** ** ** **
(distant thunderous sound ov flooffee paws clapping_
Bravi!!!! BRAVI A TUTTI !!
oh eye sai!!!
well dun yew lawt!!
rarver… wot!?
splendyd an awl taht…..
oh luk dawtz……………………………..
what she said!
hey Gibbocat… duz u has flowerpot crowns in the bak room uv teh tybooteek?
shoor!! didjew wont teh wunz wif sheeba and pawbatee oar bishnu an brawma rglur styul?
am dem tew M bellysh yur seelin 4 seelin cat oar az dekkyraytiv lyt fixinz??
oh, I wuz just thinkin it wud be fund to ware the flowerpots liek the lyon did when he sunged teh song..
and maybee a frow rug cape 2?
Yes! Nicely did!
Can I just add that “Teh Genuflecting Chipmonks” would be a excellent name for a rock band?
Butt. . .wadda baut “Colonel Rooney an teh Pregnant Soljers???”
I would think that teh preganent soljers would has trouble genuflecting.
and they keep using their bayonettes to roste marshmellows.
oh, ai needs to dew taht agin swoon… havvent roosted smarchmellows 4 ebber!!! Yummzz…
I haza kong fesshun- inmai haus wii hasda gassystove-
an, an, an (oooh dis is so BAD!) ok, here goes- big breff-
aniusetahroastdamarshymallowsoberdagasburneronnafork!
(hangin mai hed in shame- but peekin up at u guize just a liddle)
whew! okai
(WHISPERS): plz to nawt senin da care trolls
an daz bad haw ezzaklee?
sownz liek da fun tu meh!
I think it was because teh top of her tent kept getting ripped up by teh ventilator fan on toppa teh stove.
Concatumalashuns, PwndedBy2Kitteh; wut kynde ov drinkee adn dans yuu wunt?
Wutebber yuur liddel ♥ deesires!!!
Hoo Boi; adn Maus, Janet, and Leeza-b az wel;
Wutebber awl yuur liddel ♥♥♥’s deesires!!!! (ennyboddee else nawt sekund??)
I fink wii needz to aks Maus, leeza-b an Janet wuht dey wuld liek, too, sinz wii can has a macramae!
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So, gud peeps, wuht fer teh affernoon partee wuld wii liek??
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I fink sum rootbeer flotes wuld be wunnerful, maiself
Oh yes!!! it iz kiwte hawt an hewmid heer! Rootbeer flotes!! yay!!!
An WAHT a prittee macrame we have heer! (ai say wif awl doo modestee)
OK. Here we go:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
1/2 oz light cream
4 oz Coca-Cola
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
Pour vodka, Galliano, and light cream into a collins glass filled with ice cubes and stir well. Fill with cola, stir lightly, top with whipped cream, and serve.
ooh, fanks Maus! yoo has a grate rb flote recipe!
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*takes collins glass from Maus*
*sips genteelly*
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YUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!
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*descreetlee wipes wippy creem from nose*
***SLLUUUURRRRPP***
***luks up wif rootbier mustash***
now THAT’s the kind uv root biers I lieks!
*hic*
the kind maed wif cocacola nsted ob root bierz?
the kind made wif fresh whippy creem!
Ackshully the combinashun wif teh Galliano givs a root beery flavr to it. We used to do a flamin root bier shooter wif similar ingreedients when I wuz yung enuf not to care how I felt teh next day…
Go on. It was just last week, wasn’t it? Hmmm?
yr just axing fr teh maus to getz out teh zippo wif teh menshun ob a flamin root bier shooter…
oh hai Maus! Sumbodee fings yoo needs to git owt teh Zippo…..
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*wanders orf to play fetch wif teh nawt-so-liddel kitteh*
liddul kitteh likz off remainin whippy creem moostash frum PB2K’s face.
wut wuz I thinking???
Sshh…. maybee Maus wont notiss….
Oh and btw LCB, reely, I has mooved on to teh jello shooters thees days..
Zippo… Zippo… Must… Resist… Must… Resist…
*BZZZZZZZZZTT!!!!!!*
*KerSNAP!!!*
*SmokeSmokeSmoke*
*The Maus shell falls away and reveals*
*Data!*
Apologies to all. I am having a bit of trouble with my Emotion Chip. Perhaps I could borrow a dongle from Ms. O’Spockn?
ohai, Cmdr. Data! Ms. O’Spockn is Haydn in teh muse ik styoudio. Praps you’d like me to go fetch her?
Yes, that would be nice. Tell her I also have a few other things on my Liszt…
Oh Dear! We seem to be having some Multiple Personality Continuum Interface problems. Please hurry!
Ra-ther, old chap. Get on with it!
Wait… what? Where’s ma horse?
I’m riding it, you stupid oaf! Move over! It’s getting crowded in here!
Duz that meen there are TWO uv yoo wif Zippos??
**Luks arownd for oh cwud, those auntie flammabul knickers.. wut were tehy called?**
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! We must hang together!
Uh, FIVE??
FRU (Fyre Reetardaunt K-nikkers)
SIX??
**Waytes for Sybil to show up…**
Five?
BWAhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaCoughHack…
Um… So far…
THAT’S IT!
**Kwick liek a bunnie thros on the FRUs!**
Whew!
Actually, Maus, they are Fire Retardant Underwear…
Shut Pinocchio! When I want you to talk, I’ll ask…
*peeks around corner, not sure wetter iz saef to enterz*
**passes MaryO a pare of FRU’s, just in case**
*En Masse*
Oh Hai MaryO! We can has wun ob yer dongles? Kthxbai!
Oh!! Taht soundz gud too! But HAO do yoo measure aut 1 1/2 oz whippee creem??
OCD!
Sry. Taht’s not helpful. How about “a nice plop of whippy creems”? Or just ask teh skwirrlz. Tehy maded it.