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CheshireKittehKat

O Noes, yuu iys uploaded; wautchoawt!!

GeeNeeZcatz

Beem mee up, Scottee
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Conga Ratz, CK…heerz sum hawt choklit fuurrr starterz

 
 
kittehcruncheez

congratz on being not sekkund!

 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Hoo knoes ware tihs kitteh wil landd!!!

GeeNeeZcatz

Ai gess dat “uploadin” muss B better den
beein “downloaded”
*kitteh allwaaayz land on feetzes*

 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Foar dans, Ai fink Ai wud liek “Flight ov teh Valkeeries”;

Adn drinkee: Mebbee a Haurvey Waulbanger wifaowt teh buuze!!!

smammie

CKK, Aye iz payshuntlii weitin fur yu tu tel mii teh storee bowt liddle kitteh Brunhilde, “Yo ho, to ho, tee”

Conga Ratz awn ur FFL.

CheshireKittehKat

OK, Smammie; let me finf foar a minnit: Hmmmmm………
(pologyze cuz Ai doan knoe muches bowt Operah-) (nawt Oprah W., tho)

Dere wunce wuz a liddel tymid kitteh naimed Brunhilde;
Her usta wautchez teh Valkeeries fliez cross teh skyies alla tiem;
Kitteh deerlee launged tuu fliez liek taht, butt beyeing jes a kitteh, her cud oanley hoep;

Wun dai wen her sawed tehm iyn fulles flite, her sez (liek Peture Pan, Ai fink,
maibe nawt); her sez “Ai wysh Ai cud fliez, Ai wysh Ai cud fliez”;

Az her satt dere wif her eises cloased, wyshyng awai, hers Kittey Fairee Gaudmuvver showed up; KFG sez tuu Kitteh: “Becuz yuu haz bin a guud adn
pashunt kitteh, Ai wil boppez yuu wif mai wande adn yuu can haz airliftes”;

Soe kitteh staurtez tuu risez up thru teh windoe adn geyts airboaurne iyntu teh skiey tuu joinez teh Valkeyries (hoo had bin stayeing stil iyn foarmashun, waiyteing foar hers);

Tehn kitteh smiyulez adn waivez guudbie tuu KFG stayndyng onna tarmak;
Tehn kitteh and Valkeyries fliez aowf intuu teh sunseytt (wich wuz kynda
haurd tuu duz becuz iyt wuz stil maourning);

Teh Eyndez!!!!

smammie

*clappin ob fluffy pause* PrettyCatN mush oberwelhmed.. Fergus teh goggie hrumfs orf en teh disguss, mutterin. Hymz bii dat wai…

Thnx sew mush fur lubblii tail CCK.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Grate Storee CCK!!

An heer iz sum Mewsik tdo go wif it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZK9wNVl5M&feature=related
Teh Ride of teh Valkyries”

(The bilding in teh pitcher is teh Bayreuth Festival House)

Fur teh Danse of Joi fur yur nawt second, ebreewun cud lissen to this - turn it up reel lou (trickee fur those at werk) an leap about teh room purrrtending to be flying throo teh sky! :D

smammie

Splendeedii-du!!!! JCH4C !

Adn fur awl ob Us whu fink dat sounz familiur… pixtur Elmer Fudd en blond braydez singin “Kill Teh Wabbit!”

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!! Maeks it way funnier, duznt it??? :D

 
 
 
 
CheshireKittehKat

{{{{{{{{{{{{Smammie }}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{JanetCH4K}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Fanks soe muches guise; gladd yuu njoyeded teh Brunhilde tayle;

BTW; wenebber Ai heers “Teh Flite ov the Valkeeries”, Ai finks ov teh moobie
“Apocalypse Now”;

(Yuu knoe haow yuu haz an eerwurm? Cud tihs bees a mehmoree wurm??
Hmmmm, taht duz nawt soundez tuu guud; mebbee rember wurm?? :idea:

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

Heer yoo go - az requested. Apocalypse Now! ALSO prittee ex sighting!! :D

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!! Wud yoo beleeve, CCK - I know this mewsik verree well! When ai wuz 17, mai voice teechur in Shecago put awn teh entire “Ring” wif her stoodents - moat ov them much older tahn I was, ov corse.

An ai sang, among several odder roles, teh “Helmwige.” Wun ov teh high soprano Valkyries - so ai ackshullee got to doo teh “Ho yo to ho’s!! It wuz a ridkulous amount ov grate fun!!! an ai had a helment wif fethers, an a speer, too!!! :D

smammie

Aye gelus!! Helmut wif fevvurz!!!!

 
CheshireKittehKat

Wutta xpeeryence!!!! Sumefing foar yuu tuu rember foar teh restes ov yuur lief.

(Ai hoep sumeboddee tooked pikshures foar a rembrence) :lol:

 
 
 
 
 
 
stagehanddan

What would’ya say to Seigfrieds funeral march from Gotterdamerung?

and a beeeg frothing mean inna horn?

stagehanddan

er.. Mead inna horn

CheshireKittehKat

Ai dunno; prittee Gothik foar tihs earlee inna maournyng; Wel, OK!!! :lol:

stagehanddan

dunno how to make a wallbanger (smammie….behave)
I hope ya enjoy the rest.

smammie

letz mii C.. WWDD (wut wud Dan Du)?

Innerscent fais,
Beeg innscent smyle,
Beeger innerscent fais… (house Aye duin?)

smammie

nossir, dun noa nuthin bowt:
harleeze,
buzzez,
trailur-hitchez,
golph bawlz n guardin h….,,
noep, canst halp U dere…

stawp dat snikurin Dan!!!!

 
stagehanddan

youse doooin quite well, I’m all aquivver.

ya gotta be affluent to use a Harley for dat purpose, I mean 15 to 20 thou for a vibrator seems a bit steep ta me…….

smammie

skwewy wabbit, wii noe uze da kik start… noa Y bee habin urselb, sew dere!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
smammie

…mean ina horn..haz ah sirtin charm tu eet… Sounz liek wut teh cawfee iz dis mawnin.

CheshireKittehKat

Hay, Smammie; Checkez teh storree Ai roted foar yuu!!!!!

CheshireKittehKat

Wel, gotta goe naow; sea yuu guise lature!!!!

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An heer yoo go, stagehanddan! A bit solum fur this teim ov teh morning, purrhaps!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20RldhK9354

(this iz nawt teh beer commeershul yoo were purrpaps luking fur! ai traid but cudn’t find it!) :D

PwnedBy2Kittehs

wow, wuht a Wagnerian brekkie fast!
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I’z nao fullee awake! (an teh kittehs hab bin woked up, too!)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!! Did yoo turn it up REEL LOUD *gigglol*

Ai’ll just BET ebreewun iz awaik!!! An hai! Hao ar yoo doing????

PwnedBy2Kittehs

Iz dere N E odder wai to lissen to Wagner? I thot it wuz best plaid awn a stereo dat went to 11. :)
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Ohai, Janet! I’z doin gud - lader dis morning, I’z eben gonna go to werks fer a little while. Hoepfullee I kan stai dere few a cuppla howrs wifowt gittin too tired. We’ll see.
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Hoa’z fings bai yoo???

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ooooo!!! nawt so hawt rite now. Taht will rekwire an email. But AI purrsonallee am fine!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

yoo kno wehre to reech me - email any ol’ tiem!!!

 
 
 
 
 
stagehanddan

yesh, exellentay. tanks much. That’s one of the pieces I use for “attitude-emotional adjustment”. Howeber, can cause odd looks when coming out of a “dimpled” honda civic (hail storm 6 weeks ago) at a red light.

altosinger

Hubbycat sez wen wee win teh lottry, heez gonna puut teh fansee stare-eeyo awn teh car an draiv arown toun playin lowd Wagner an Barbershop mewsik an see wut kinda luks hee gitz!

 
 
 
 
 
Ferial

Do not throe r drop kitteh!

 
GeeNeeZcatz

Juss leeve da “BAF” part owt…NO WANT BAF
juss relaxin N sooothin part…WANT

 
 
smammie

mai kitteh wud cawl dat “Brekfuss!!!” eeeewwwwyuk…….

 
 
halfbeast

goin tew getz karul ann aut ob teewee, BRB!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai halfbeast! Nice to see you!! Wud yoo belieeve ai wuz just wundering where yoo were?? Thot yoo had disappeered laik teh kitteh!! ;)

 
 
stagehanddan

Rapture Kitteh………acention–activated.

 
Flick

Ha Ha - Ceiling Cat inishiates kitteh rapchure!

teho

…or Gray Alien Cat initiates capture

rodney dill

“…hope I don’t get probed… if ya know what I mean.”

Flick

What’s wrong with a good probing……………..

stagehanddan

as long as dinner and a movie is involved—–maibee som candlelight, yeah candles-er nice.

 
 
 
catalogical humor

purrhaps kitteh would rather avoyd “Teh Alien Probe” by being, uh, “Left Behind…”

 
 
 
 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

woah!! ai is been uploaded to ICHC
vote fer me, eberywun!!!
lotsa burgers.
ai wants to make it to teh frunt page.
kthxbaiwooops

Phillipe d'Beaker

seems to wurk like tihs
it’s on the first voting page
no wait, it’s awn teh third page
no wait, now it’z awn teh page 8
no wait, it’s on page elebenty …

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But Phillipe - tell us at leest about the pitcher an capshun - we can at leest TRAI to find it!

And - ov corse - eben maeking it to teh voating paiges iz, Ai think, REEL BIG DEEL!! becuz tehy recieve thousands an moast dont eben maek it taht far!

{{{{{Phillipe}}}}} Way to go!!! Am Ai surprized???? NO!! Yur caps a GRATE!!

rodney dill

What is your user name at ICHC, currently on the voting page the first
picture, at least for now is by jrm1070. the link below finds all pictures by jrm1070
We just need to find all picture by you.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jrm1070/

 
gibbocat

eet mai B jannit, dat phillipe am refurrin 2 teh capshun awn dis pikchewer fred az powsed 2 IRL?? juss sain………………
ah dawtz!!!1 …………………………………………..

mary O'Spockn

’swot i thot; mebee a hypothermeti, ur, hypotheorhetoricamal, em, just az un egg sample.

mary O'Spockn

still gigloling ober teh ‘kthnxbaiwoooops’, eben dough it med me spill my cofeees.

 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

oops, sorry everybuddy.
false alarum.
ai is guilty of attempted humor
wuz putting wurds in the mouth of the kitteh in the picshoor above,
as he wuz bean uploaded to ICHC.
ai, persunally, has never had a picshoor awn teh voting page
sry