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Mai Auntie iz tech support guru
Hoo? Yaw Auntie eeter?
Contamanduayshuns awn top ob teh hill spot PB2K
whi fanks, tidmum! I seed yur picshurs ov yur kittehs in teh eerlier fred. Tehy iz teh beeyootimus!!!
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(yesh, iz mai auntie eeter)
Fanks PB2K
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Slitely ot-Is ennewun else habbing prollumz wib teh site?
I can has HIOOGE text.Berree weerd. I wuz jess about to rite the Cheezs bowt a nawt nyce advert at top ob payge-den *poof* it wuz gorn.!!???
Site oar sumfing iz borky tudai. nebbur noze if itz dem oar ar musheenz.
I haz had dat menny timez. I thot it wuz beeing mai inkrediblee PLEH connexshun.
Conga ratz awn nawt secund!!! Tuk mee a minit tew get yoor commint—nawt sew awayk tewdai!
fank yoo, altosinger! I’z nawt so much wittie as I iz obscure!
Congrashoelacez PB2K. yu tipez fastur dan me. doan yu jus haitz it wen yu getz heer nd den cant fink ub sumfing tu sai? Ar yu feline up tu sum sillibrashunz?
oh mai yesh, gma! kimkiwi aksed awlso wuht fer drinkz and danzes I wuld like.
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I doan kno wuht goze gud wif tihs pikshur….sumfing kinda mello mebbe? Like a slow bloos dans? an sum gud porch-sitting dwinks?
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I’z open to suggeshuns!
Wee dans to Manteater bai teh HallnOates, nd drinkz teh limon, lyme and antostura bitterz, mebbee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4
Iz it proch sit wevvur? Iz nawt kwite dat warm enuf heer unles yu wairz a sweddur.
well, depends awn hao kewl yoo liek it – I lieks to be owtside wehn teh wedder iz awn teh kewl sied. Itz rayning heer, so wii kant go owtsied an play…so teh porch iz a nys in-between
Yesh…teh Meeshigun weather is pleh rite nao….kittehs cannawt play onna balconee!
nope – dey reelee kant. Mai kittehz ar sittin at teh windoe, wunnering wai teh balconee iz so soggee, an lukking to mee to dri it owt! poor bebbehs!
Ai dont knowz where 3 kittehs are….1 iz lukkin at me wif dat luk dat seems to say “Ai hold you in compleet contempt”
hee! Mai tew kittehs jes decided taht sitting next to/awn top ov mii wuz teh way to spend teh ebening. I’m apparently moar inneresting tahn rain!
One o’mine haz deecided to sit next to me and lick/nibble my hand as Ai’m tryin to type……
Kittehs iz teh bestest !!!
Kul iz beddur dan hawt fur me tu. ai em so spoilt leikz tu hab warm ub about 75 degrease tu be owtsied but nawt obur 85.
Iz 48 decrees fairyheight in teh dunedin. Mai kitteh getted up, nommed bekkist nd went bak to bed. Lukky kitteh.
Wil it getz warmur bai nune aor so? Wuz just a bit warmur heer wen ai got up nd sez itz 70 naow , awlmost 5 pm. brezy nd sum clowdz
Hai gma – prolly not getz warmur – haz teh windies frum teh souf (tarctica). Iz sposed to dropzes to 35 decrees fairyhite obernite. Pleh. Nd be teh snowingz on teh Caturday. Dupple pleh.
oh, rite, wintur iz cuming. duz it snoze wair yu libz oar jus ina mowntinz.? sum frenz floo up to glacier wen dey wur dere. fink ai wud liek tu bisit Queenstown. sowndz leik fun . liek owr “wild west” kiend ub fing. wish iz owlny ina moobiez naow. we getz snoze ina mowntinz abowt 3 tiemz nd nawt enuf tu ski. nd we cumplane iz cowld. did ai tel yu abowt mai dortur went tu Wellington awn a kined ub study trip. Got dere awn Sunday nd wuz hardlee enny place open tu get fudz. Fawt clam chowdur wud be ok — wuz lawtz ub fingz she dint noze wut wuz. but wuznt purpared fur clamz tu be grene. moastly ate bred. nd naow iz tiem fur me tu hed tu kitchen. seeingz yu awl tumoro.
It duz snoze sumtymes at mai hawse. More betterer snowzing in teh Central Otago, and gud hillz for maek teh sking. Queenstown ok, but Wanaka has mush moah naiceness and more betterer for teh sking. Woz prolly mussel chowda taht ur dorter had – we haz naice mussels hea in teh nooziland.
Ohai Kimkiwi. Ai iz in teh ubber Dunedin…….Florida. Stil “Spring” akordin 2 teh kalindur, but iz awlmost 10PM nd 80 decrees fairyheight. Sposed to git to 92 tumorroh….pleh! Mai kittehs laik 2 lai awn teh bedz uhnder teh aer cundishuning ventz in teh kool breez…..dey smartz kittehs!
O hai Catsablanca. Ai noed tehre woz a Dunedin in teh Florida, but yew teh nawt sekkund persun ai ebber meeted from tehre. Is spozed to be wintur nd it shure is felingz liek it. Buddy (mai kitteh) staiz in teh bed under teh blankies til tiem for nomming dinner, tehn gos bak to bed. She is clebber. She so clebber she cud get teh job and ai cud stay in bed orl teh livlong day.
Nyse 2 meetcha, Kimkiwi! Ur mai nawt sekkund purrson frum ur Dunedin, 2. Dija noe taht Dunedin wuz teh orijinul naem ob Edinburgh, Scotland? Ur kitteh, Buddy, iz sew clebber taht she wil NAWT git teh job….sheez teh wun whooz staeing in bed awl teh livlong day!
Nyse to meetcher two. Dunedin in teh nooziland waz estab… etabs… set up bai teh peepls frum Skotland, we iz teh Edinburgh of teh Souf.
Buddy haz been having teh nortiness laetly. She willnt use her kitteh doar to go outsyde so she does poopies in my barthtub. Tihnk she iz scaredzes of teh neybor kittehs a.k.a teh Floofy Monsturs. Sumtymes ai go outsyde wiv her so she no haz teh scaredzes, but she no go toileys. She needz teh job.
She iz a smartycat, usin teh baftub sted ov teh flore. Mebbe u putz lidderbox in tub nd getz hur yused 2 it? Ai noe, Ai noe, DO NOT WANT lidderbox en howse! Eber notis hao dey alwayz seems 2 win?
Ai ar a purfeshunul aardvark. du nawt trai dis at haom yurself.
cos yoo may get nommed by teh aardvarkyness?
ah-hemm, eye beggs yer pardun, ANTEATER iz my nayme! Nomming iz my gayme!
Yesh, and my profession, 2….
Aardvark never killed anybody
“Whoo noes whut ebil lurcks in teh hart of Aardvark? Teh Shadoe noes!”
Wups – yes anteater. Stoopy mistaek.
Ohai, Annie, Ai wuz finking aftur las fred abowt yu sed in lundun wifowt shuz in ww2. dat maikz us abowt da saim aje. I wud imajin dat eben wurs dan no shuz in da berry cowld wevvur wud be haow skairt da chilrenz must hab bin. Heer in California wair nebbur got bommed at awl but stil wur skairt becuz awl teh propgandza. Daitiemz we cud se wut aerplanez went ober but at nite just hurd dem nd wur skairt we wud be bommed. Ai met a German wuman hooz famly waked acros da hole cuntry tu relocate aftur da war, sleping in burnt owt bildingz wen she wuz 6. Nawt grate, akshully.
Teh kidlets haz rubber an canvus shooz (wee callz tehm plimsols) OK in summer but noe gud in sno. Ai waz 6 wen wore endz.
Den maibe yu wur tu yung tu noze wut wuz goingz awn. ai wuz 6 wen war strated. Iz nawt a helfy fing fur chilrenz oar big unz ever.
{{{GWGS & Annipuss}}}
Ai muzt agrii.
Wut wuz teh pozter? Sumving liek:
War iz nawt healfy foar children und otter livin tihngz.
Yas, Adn anudder wun wuz:
U kaint hug yore cheeldrun wif
nooklear armz.
{{{{GWGS & Annipuss}}}}
Hao tr00!
Well put, PercyCat!
Bai teh end, Ai noed wot waz goin on. Tehre waz wun dai a doodlebug (flyin bom) stopt rite ober teh howse. Berry skaeree! An Ai `memberz sleepin in teh shelter ebry nite. Eben naow, iffn Ai smelz damp erth, or here teh siren, Ai feelz sik.
But Y shud I takes a chanse?
Yew wood wondur if yew woz drinkin tew mush.
Concats Pwned. Drinkses and dans?
B CAREFULL! donut spill yur choklate martoonies on yer keebord! It will attrakt ant, an denn wii hasta send yoo teh anteeter obber teh innertubes!
Nd donut spil teh choklit martoonies on teh anteatur. He DOES NOT WANT.
“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aardvark”
“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anteater”
it’s an anteater, not an aardvark
i fink dat onlee madders iff yU B teh ant!
“http://lol.ftw.lol/kitkay”
here’s a ninterview wif an expurt
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/expert_on_anteaters_wasted_entire
I NEED tihs tek support purrson! tehre ar teeny tiny black ants on teh windosill, an tehy com crawling akros my puter in my lap sumtiems. I try to sqush tehm while tehy ar owt on teh flat part ov teh puter, but I have seen tehm go down betueeen teh keys. I wachd wun, an after awhiel he came owt frum unner teh keebord, an THENI squshded him. But mabye moar down tehre???
Maibe iz tiem we awl klenez owt da krumz soze da antz nawt cumz. No kukkiez heer tudai, jus kornchipz.
mai muther alweyz sed that bugz liv under rocs, well, ‘parrentlee bugs live under teh keeboreds too. ar tehy relayte to viruseses?
Freeeekeeee….
ai is reminded of the famous ant biologist EO Wilolson, who when asked “I have ants in my kitchen, what should I do?” answered “be careful where you step”.
Ardvark can use tongue to clean down inbetween teh keyboard keys, git the gunk out of there. I needs that on mine.
My first computer, a C64, was eventually infested with ants. Remember the deep keyboard? Imagine the disgusting crunches of keystrokes. Eeeew! I needed this tech to visit me!!!
Aahhhh…the C64……such memorees…..
Onoe, Sheri!
Whir tehy teh wuns taht smelled liek… uh, bad… win yew skwishd tehm?
Mai sun wunce got a few in a hastilee grabbd handful ob cheezits.
Says tehy taste liek peppery pleh.
EEUUWWW! I cant stand dat awful skwisched ant smelll. Makes mii gag. My son Andy sez izz becus tehy have formic acid in theere butts. He must B rite B cuz hee nose everyfing!!
Andy iz write, cuz tehy ar teh Formica Ants!!!
whoa oh here he comes
watch out bugs, he’ll eat you up
whoa oh here he comes
he’s an anteater
Aunt eetah luvz Win-doez EcksPey :3
Sakee, iz taht ah kitteh faise at teh end,
r du u hav ah handilbar mustash?
WP (possibly) ate my post.
Sorry if I double up.
Whoa oh here he comes,
whatch out bugs, he’ll eat you up
Whoa oh here he comes,
he’s an anteater
Hall and Oates refrunz ftw!
Haulin Oats!
w00t, w00t, berry clebber, Keogh!
Teh Aurdvaurk-Annteetur bees ree-bootyng pyooter aftur iyt crasheded;
Hims duz tihs bye dooiyng a liddel tappitee-tap-tap dans onna keebowrd wif hims foots ;
Tehn hims uuses hiz snowt tuu snourtez owt teh dust beetweene teh pyooter keyses;
Fynallee, hims wipez aowf teh pyooter skreen wif hims bak furs, adn uuses hims toh-nayles tuu cloase teh pyooter caiyse; dere–awl duun!!!! Iys guud????
Wair can we getz wun fur owr oan pursnul use? Wair we kepez it wen itz dun? Wutz kittehz gun sai abowt it awl? Hiss, growl, spit!?
Wel, dere muste bees a plaise onna intertoobs ware yuu kan oardure wuns foar yuur oawn purrsohnal uuse;
Probly cums wif iynstrukshuns foar caire, feedyng, adn stoaridge;
(Jes tel yuur kittehs taht A-A bees a neu howse applyence wich wil bitez tehm iyf tehy bovver hims……
AArd vark a million miles for one of your smiles
anteeter is bilt in vacume.
antz R nootrishus
An alsew deciduous, iffin U is ahnt-eetur!
Or iffin dey is dipped in choklitz. A fren of my collij boi fren was an enti, a entym, a person what studeez deh bugs. She uzed to feed peeps choklit-cuvured antz.
O hai, MomCatAnna! yummy ants!
wii can has lot ‘o shugar antz rite now in OK—it’s teh seesum whin they make there way N2 teh hauses, und they look for sweet stuff to ete in yore kichin.
UND!!! I wuz in OKC 4 Dr’s apts and errants, it’s a beeutifull day–warm and breezy hear!—O mann, i juss ‘bemembered about that bocks ob godieva choklates whitch i got fur my hubby. Gotta go get them outta my carmobile!!!
brb
nom, nom, nom—deelischus!
(Krunchy, 2!)
Godieba choklit covured antz!
Neuw speshul flabbur fer deh suggir antz seasun!
yupp, teh godeiba truffles iz soop!!! gitcher skewerz and antz; it’s found-doo thyme!
My hubbycat calls found-doo “choklit soop” for deh kidkits. Is a faborite shay news. He wudden liiek antz on a stick, cubered in cholkitz. doh.
He buyz Godeiba truffels fer me, but he is lergical to booze and core-dials an all dat alko-haulic stuffs, so he doz not eet dem hisself. More for ME!!! Win!
MCA, moi hubbycat iz allurgikal tu
alkyhall tu. Ternz ahl red..jes drinxit
ahkashunally. Haz itz perks.
Mmmmmm, ai’m reddy wif teh blubarreez
adn teh bahnanaz adn teh leetle bitty spuunz,
fur teh leetle bitty demitoss cupz ov
ezprezzoz! Mmmmm, godiba soop, gud.
Antz, ai’ll sez neow thanx. Ahh, mebbe
ai’ll gibbum ah tryz.
I would buy that as a poster in a MINUTE. Got a high-res version?
I knot kneeds ‘possabull fumbs,
I gots preehensile tung!
so boo-yah!
Computer now plays theme to the Pink Panther.
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dead ant… dead ant…. dead ant dead ant deat ant...
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Snerk!
FTW !!1!
Dis might be furst lolanteater ever!
Wut iz dis fing? Anteetar?
lawlz.
I fink it r kyoot.
this wud prolly wurk beddur dan ebery udder C++ debugger ai has eber useded, nun of teh udders eber wurked!
Mai bawssiz wyf’s pooter hadz badbad vyruss awn it reesuntlee. Himz sed liddul pitcherz uv antz wuz krawlin awl ober da skreen. I hadz 2 “debug” it. Wuz uh badbad vyruss — purdee much hadz 2 wyp awf Windoze n reeinstawl it…
Mebbe dis tek-sport antzeetur wooda bin beddur dan me at fiksin himz pooter…
Mus be UC Irvine Comp Sci graduate…
ZOT!
GO Anteaters!
Sooo Clevarrr!!!!
Aunty Neater uzes noze to kleans up keebored too
http://www.contentcaboodle.com/pets/anteater-faq.html
TAMANDUA! Too cyute!
in da jungle da miaty jungle da………wats u doin here? go ta jungle an be a normal ant eater
fishykitty
Photoshop = cheating. It takes the fun out of the site. The point is to NOT use photoshop.
teh poynt iz to make lolz, ennywayz kan bee dunn. Lite ‘n upp adn laff.
Debugging is SO my life… software development is a pain in the neck. Do I hear “Code Monkey” playing in the background?
the tooltip says “cat”…
Am i missing sumfin?
gudniss gray shuss! Ai espektid a kitteh, adn ai gotz an ant eetr.
Prolly wood bee kyoot if ai wuzznt spektin a kitteh.