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today teh scratchin post…

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today teh scratchin post… …tomorrow… …prolly scratchin post agin

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

Conga rats, LCB, fer steelin teh FFL posishun. Luks liek we has a five-way tye…

lolcatburglar

Wow, and I just peeked in before my class. U guise party on wifout me for a while, I has a group of catburglar wannabees to train this morning.

But can I just mention that the new carpets they is putting in teh hallway in mah condo bilding is teh same patteren as teh fugly one on teh scratching post? Pleh!

Phillipe d'Beaker

nawt to wurry, LCB. teh carpets they are installing are photoshopped — we has it awn the best awthority further down the thred (a gen-u-wine photoshop troll, ai thinks not wearing a mask or anything).
So, if they puts photoshopped fugly carpeting in your condo, that means that the fugly is nawt real fugly, so yew donut has to wurry.
kthxbai

gibbocat

an mebbeh yew can tweek teh color skeem frum yur lappytawp an haf teh noo cawpit eberee dai??

lolcatburglar

Oooh! That would be teh fun! I can hear mah naybors now:

“Hunny? Teh hallway carpet is made outta flames / lava / choklit / trolls / pink floofy fur / grass / pad thai. Halp!”

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

izzit too erlee fur Ty fuds?

zauberflote

MaryO’, u eetz awl teh Ty fudz u wantz, I gonna stikk wif teh chawklit caek-baekin. Duzz chawklit enter Ty fud repertwahr?

zauberflote

Coz tehn wii cud be hazzing

A…

B…

Chawklit lemongrass soop

 
mary O'Spockn

chawklit goze in any repertwahr.

zauberflote

Ok den, u naemz teh Ty fidz, an I maekz em chawklitifyded, k?

zauberflote

Ty fidz, :oops: I nawt meenin Triffidz!! Ty Fuudz iz moar liek wut I meenz!

mary O'Spockn

okay, i aer bak nao. how bout we have the choklits on teh side? Dat way we can has spearmints wif out az muches risk ob ruwinin the Ty fuds oar teh chonklits?

 
Lovecat

o i dunno, choklit trifids cud be nex big fing in cannapays?

MomCatAnna

Deres allays deh unoosuel forms ub choklit. Like mole (say it mole-ay) sauce is chokolit n’ peppur BBQ soss made bi my Meksican babysitter. Its very nummy on chikun or beest.

mary O'Spockn

mole poblano es muy delicioso, sí.

Maus

Just about my favorite Mexican food…

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mary O'Spockn

sírsly?
¿ tiene Ud. una receta?
I hadz una sumwearz pero se me olvidó, wif mani-p nutz, p nutbttr, adn , cloves y cinanom, y poblano ,por supuesto.

*wanders off to epicurious.com*

 
Maus

Sí. Tengo una receta.
*Whew!*
OK, that’s about all of my Spanish. I’ll go find my recipe. It’s even reasonably authentic…

 
Maus

Emailed it to you…

 
 
 
 
gibbocat

Chawklit myz!!!! teh cannapays am kummin!!
geddin teh…….. whutebbur yew can fynd!!!!11

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

8) LOL!! Skawtish chawlkit myz???

The Canapays am kummin Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Canapays am kummin Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Canapays am kummin to bonnie Lochleven
The Canapays am kummin Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!

Elliecanhaskitteh

yucki, u maedz me think of chawklit haggis. bleh!

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leeza-b

oo I wud lurve sum Pawd Ty!
but wud never turn down choklit caek eether!

 
luvscatsVA

Lubs Ty fuds- but mebbe notsomuch wif chawklit… duck curry, lad na, yummy stuffs dontmembernamez..

leeza-b

Dats why I alwais gets pawd ty….
Plus I is a big ole wimp abowt my fuds bein too hawt.
A littul hawt is ok…. but not nookleeur. I saves that for teh skwirrlz.

 
 
 
zauberflote

Ohai awl an congaratz!!! U haz a makramay, merememeber? Sew, cmawn down tew Krissy’s! Maus, I iz hired a new woman, sayz she’z 3 hunnert yrz old, Voudon frum N’awlyunz, an she sayz she kan hep wif ur hare challinjez :!:

 
 
lolcatburglar

Thx for saying “gets” and not “steels.” It were a flook today, nothing moar.

leeza-b

U needs to be carefuls abowt the flooks LCB!
They is not sew grate, ackshully!
Speshully in yr livur. Pleh.

lolcatburglar

O, ok. I’ll watch out for those then.

BTW, Esme went in this morning for her 2nd round of chemo. I dropped her off around 8. After my class I had a voicemail from teh oncologist saying they found another growth on her that looks malignant. Sigh. I’m playing voicemail tag wif Dr. Tinycat rite now but it sounded like they would probably do a wait-and-see and change her to a different chemo cocktail. Poor Esme. We can use everyone’s good thoughts, ‘k?

Trolls are excused, of course, because they have more important things to be annoyed about than this.

leeza-b

So sowry to heer that LCB!
Hoap they found it early enuf, and I guess it’s good she’s alreddy having the chemo?
Weezy is at teh vet todai to but not fur anything as pleh as that. Still following up on the UTI..she refoosed to pee in teh speshul pellets they givved me so now she is sentenced to kitteh jail at the vets until she pees. She mite be there for a while. I wish I cud hold it as long as she does. :roll:

Please let us know what u finds out about yr Esme!! I has crossed fingurs toeses and eyes.

 
 
gremlin

Aw, LCB - I haz awl mah pawz croxxed fur yoo an deer Esme!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai too am crossing ebreething ai can find to cross fur yoo an Esme!

{{{{LBC}}}} {{{{Esme}}}

 
altosinger

Ai’m prayin foar Esme, LCB—ai haz a sad juss finkin bowt herz beein sik. Iz teh pleh. {{{{{{{{{{LCB an Esme}}}}}}}}}}

 
 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

…nah, the sofa.

Maus

Getting back in form, I see. Conga rats!

gibbocat

yew guize am tyed bownd n gaggd!!1 oar neidz 2 B ??/

MomCatAnna

If is gaggled, canknot enjoi deh tye-fuds. :-(

If is doing deh tyed, bownd n gaggd stuff, needs to retire to speshul section of deh Nawtee Barn for adolt playz.

 
 
 
 
 
Maus

… teh fugly armchare …

mary O'Spockn

hay, i likes dat armchare; luks comfy & it isnt plaid. luks purrfect fur teh readin adn fur teh kittehs to sharpin teh claws..

Maus

Well… I suppose. BTW, how do you feel now that you have two dongles?

eeckthecat

Are 2 dongles better dan one ????

zauberflote

an howcomm MaryO’ getz em awl? Deetaylez @ 11………

mary O'Spockn

…jest lukky, i guesses.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

*looks clueless- nuttin unushual dere*

umm. wot dongles?

*fzzzzzzzzzt pop*

leeza-b

***rummajes in gifty bag***
Aha!
Heer, MaryO, I has sum spwshul wires heer. I fink maybee u needs 2 be grownded.
***attaches wire to dongles and runs to teh grownd***
How’s that?

Maus

Mebbe she needs a noo antennee. Here, put this in yer nose…

 
 
 
 
 
 
leeza-b

gotta keep teh pointee endz reddy!

4point5kittehs

Hey missee, hao r u todai? Hao iz teh pleh wurk?

leeza-b

ohai! werk is…. werk.
I is verrie behindy… u know how it iz. When you’re gone on vaca.. everrywun makes shure to save ur werks for yoo, so yoo will no how much they miss u. :roll:
how r things in VLC?

4point5kittehs

Hmmmm, WP eeted mai reply?

Ai sedded taht fings R gud, n dat wii habbing a gud skankal, wif top-sekrit documints adn sex adn a byker gang!

Moar funner tahn teh boring Demokrat pry-merries!

 
 
 
 
lolnascar

In soviet russia, the post scratches YOU!

 
eeckthecat

Hmmmm…but teh leather armchair luks liek it need sum skratchin,too!

 
lolnascar

howse cleening skills, i no has dem

rhsb

Kitteh getz off flor, 2 avoyd teh mess.

lolnascar

mebbe dats why torheh isnt showin her face

rhsb

Hur’s luukin owt teh windo, dreemin uv catchin burdz.

 
 
 
 
 
rodney dill

Bablyonian kitteh works on Tower of Babel to reach Ceiling Cat.

eeckthecat

…..but does hims has a