today teh scratchin post…
today teh scratchin post… …tomorrow… …prolly scratchin post agin
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Well, scratch that, then.
Conga rats, LCB, fer steelin teh FFL posishun. Luks liek we has a five-way tye…
Wow, and I just peeked in before my class. U guise party on wifout me for a while, I has a group of catburglar wannabees to train this morning.
But can I just mention that the new carpets they is putting in teh hallway in mah condo bilding is teh same patteren as teh fugly one on teh scratching post? Pleh!
nawt to wurry, LCB. teh carpets they are installing are photoshopped — we has it awn the best awthority further down the thred (a gen-u-wine photoshop troll, ai thinks not wearing a mask or anything).
So, if they puts photoshopped fugly carpeting in your condo, that means that the fugly is nawt real fugly, so yew donut has to wurry.
kthxbai
an mebbeh yew can tweek teh color skeem frum yur lappytawp an haf teh noo cawpit eberee dai??
Oooh! That would be teh fun! I can hear mah naybors now:
“Hunny? Teh hallway carpet is made outta flames / lava / choklit / trolls / pink floofy fur / grass / pad thai. Halp!”
izzit too erlee fur Ty fuds?
MaryO’, u eetz awl teh Ty fudz u wantz, I gonna stikk wif teh chawklit caek-baekin. Duzz chawklit enter Ty fud repertwahr?
Coz tehn wii cud be hazzing
A…
B…
Chawklit lemongrass soop
chawklit goze in any repertwahr.
Ok den, u naemz teh Ty fidz, an I maekz em chawklitifyded, k?
Ty fidz,
I nawt meenin Triffidz!! Ty Fuudz iz moar liek wut I meenz!
okay, i aer bak nao. how bout we have the choklits on teh side? Dat way we can has spearmints wif out az muches risk ob ruwinin the Ty fuds oar teh chonklits?
o i dunno, choklit trifids cud be nex big fing in cannapays?
Deres allays deh unoosuel forms ub choklit. Like mole (say it mole-ay) sauce is chokolit n’ peppur BBQ soss made bi my Meksican babysitter. Its very nummy on chikun or beest.
mole poblano es muy delicioso, sí.
Just about my favorite Mexican food…
sírsly?
¿ tiene Ud. una receta?
I hadz una sumwearz pero se me olvidó, wif mani-p nutz, p nutbttr, adn , cloves y cinanom, y poblano ,por supuesto.
*wanders off to epicurious.com*
Sí. Tengo una receta.
*Whew!*
OK, that’s about all of my Spanish. I’ll go find my recipe. It’s even reasonably authentic…
Emailed it to you…
Chawklit myz!!!! teh cannapays am kummin!!
geddin teh…….. whutebbur yew can fynd!!!!11
The Canapays am kummin Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Canapays am kummin Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Canapays am kummin to bonnie Lochleven
The Canapays am kummin Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
yucki, u maedz me think of chawklit haggis. bleh!
oo I wud lurve sum Pawd Ty!
but wud never turn down choklit caek eether!
Lubs Ty fuds- but mebbe notsomuch wif chawklit… duck curry, lad na, yummy stuffs dontmembernamez..
Dats why I alwais gets pawd ty….
Plus I is a big ole wimp abowt my fuds bein too hawt.
A littul hawt is ok…. but not nookleeur. I saves that for teh skwirrlz.
Ohai awl an congaratz!!! U haz a makramay, merememeber? Sew, cmawn down tew Krissy’s! Maus, I iz hired a new woman, sayz she’z 3 hunnert yrz old, Voudon frum N’awlyunz, an she sayz she kan hep wif ur hare challinjez
lcb gets teh top spot
Thx for saying “gets” and not “steels.” It were a flook today, nothing moar.
U needs to be carefuls abowt the flooks LCB!
They is not sew grate, ackshully!
Speshully in yr livur. Pleh.
O, ok. I’ll watch out for those then.
BTW, Esme went in this morning for her 2nd round of chemo. I dropped her off around 8. After my class I had a voicemail from teh oncologist saying they found another growth on her that looks malignant. Sigh. I’m playing voicemail tag wif Dr. Tinycat rite now but it sounded like they would probably do a wait-and-see and change her to a different chemo cocktail. Poor Esme. We can use everyone’s good thoughts, ‘k?
Trolls are excused, of course, because they have more important things to be annoyed about than this.
So sowry to heer that LCB!
Hoap they found it early enuf, and I guess it’s good she’s alreddy having the chemo?
Weezy is at teh vet todai to but not fur anything as pleh as that. Still following up on the UTI..she refoosed to pee in teh speshul pellets they givved me so now she is sentenced to kitteh jail at the vets until she pees. She mite be there for a while. I wish I cud hold it as long as she does.
Please let us know what u finds out about yr Esme!! I has crossed fingurs toeses and eyes.
{{{{{ Esme}}}}}}
Aw, LCB - I haz awl mah pawz croxxed fur yoo an deer Esme!
Ai too am crossing ebreething ai can find to cross fur yoo an Esme!
{{{{LBC}}}} {{{{Esme}}}
Ai’m prayin foar Esme, LCB—ai haz a sad juss finkin bowt herz beein sik. Iz teh pleh. {{{{{{{{{{LCB an Esme}}}}}}}}}}
…nah, the sofa.
Getting back in form, I see. Conga rats!
yew guize am tyed bownd n gaggd!!1 oar neidz 2 B ??/
If is gaggled, canknot enjoi deh tye-fuds.
If is doing deh tyed, bownd n gaggd stuff, needs to retire to speshul section of deh Nawtee Barn for adolt playz.
TOMORROW, THE MINI BLINDS
… teh fugly armchare …
hay, i likes dat armchare; luks comfy & it isnt plaid. luks purrfect fur teh readin adn fur teh kittehs to sharpin teh claws..
Well… I suppose. BTW, how do you feel now that you have two dongles?
Are 2 dongles better dan one ????
an howcomm MaryO’ getz em awl? Deetaylez @ 11………
…jest lukky, i guesses.
*looks clueless- nuttin unushual dere*
umm. wot dongles?
*fzzzzzzzzzt pop*
***rummajes in gifty bag***
Aha!
Heer, MaryO, I has sum spwshul wires heer. I fink maybee u needs 2 be grownded.
***attaches wire to dongles and runs to teh grownd***
How’s that?
Mebbe she needs a noo antennee. Here, put this in yer nose…
gotta keep teh pointee endz reddy!
Hey missee, hao r u todai? Hao iz teh pleh wurk?
ohai! werk is…. werk.
I is verrie behindy… u know how it iz. When you’re gone on vaca.. everrywun makes shure to save ur werks for yoo, so yoo will no how much they miss u.
how r things in VLC?
Hmmmm, WP eeted mai reply?
Ai sedded taht fings R gud, n dat wii habbing a gud skankal, wif top-sekrit documints adn sex adn a byker gang!
Moar funner tahn teh boring Demokrat pry-merries!
In soviet russia, the post scratches YOU!
Hmmmm…but teh leather armchair luks liek it need sum skratchin,too!
howse cleening skills, i no has dem
Kitteh getz off flor, 2 avoyd teh mess.
mebbe dats why torheh isnt showin her face
torteh!
ssheesh, teh typos
Hur’s luukin owt teh windo, dreemin uv catchin burdz.
Bablyonian kitteh works on Tower of Babel to reach Ceiling Cat.
…..but does hims has a