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Ribbit
but kittehs dunt go ribbit? but if dey r catpoles dey shud go meowbit?
and congarats on nawt sekkund! u shud has a speshul dance. liek teh tym warp!
*jump to teh left*
*step to teh rite*
*puts hands on hips*
*and bends knees in time*
dey yoo go. we shal throw a partee
But itz teh pelvik thrusst, that reely dryvz u inzaaasyyyne. Less do teh tyme wurp agin!!!11
*does teh tym wurp agen*
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LOL!
Such a cyoot widdle kitteh u haz fur ur abatar (gud fing Ai wuz wearin mai CHRG). Himz wuntz u 2 tern awf teh brait laits sews himz kin taek a catnap.
wall ai wuz wakin down teh street jus a havin a think
wen this snake ov a gui gav me an evul wink…
>;)
THE MAN YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE HAS NO NECK.
Yeh, but himz kewl, cuz himz gotz ayr-kundishunin vintz awn himz desk…
waol, himz shooka me up n tookz me bai supraiz
himz hadz uh pik-m-up truk n da debblez ayz
himz stayrd at me n I felta chaynj
tym ment nuffin nebber wood agin
Fanks fur teh dans.
Partee at mi howse in halfen hower.
Goin hoam frum werk naw.
ry n coke fur drinks fur mi.
Fanks evriwun fur mi nawt secund nawt secund.
Wheee!
*bringz 321950 bottlz ov cowk 2 teh drynk & fudz taybl* We iz gonn need a biggr taybl…
Congratshoelaces awn yoor nawt-secund!! Wut kine ob drink an danse wud yoo lyke?
Concatulayshunz on ur nawt sekkund! Waow, it be harrd 2 type wen u iz uzin teh interwebz channil on teh Wii.
blurb blurb… blurb blurb blurb…
O NOEZ!!!!1! We musst sayv s.t.e.n.d. frum teh drowneez undrwotter!
Scrubbing BubLols!
Wif new “5 Poyntee Ens” technology!
*SNERK*
Dis muss be de sorse of all de blak fur in mai bafftub..
Noez, dat be frum basement catz miniunnz frum teh “basement cat send his minions to ur drains” Lol.
ai jus lov teh wurd “minions”. jus thot i’d shar…
Oh, u luvz teh wurd, eh? Well naow 4 teh limmited pryce ov free u can becumz mai evill miniun az lung az u rizk ur lyfe to do anyfing I sai?
az lon as anyfing yu sai includs eatin teh cheezburgers an takin teh naps, tehn we is gud!
*snerk* Dat be all she duz all dai. Beein hurr evill miniun iz reely qwite eezy.
tehre tree weeks layte! BC needz to upgrade himz shippin methuds.
Dey litterallee cudnt liv wif der ridez enny moar- *shivverz* -wif him complaynin bowtz hiz bukkit all teh tyme… So dey had 2 swimm der demselvz, and kitteh DUN LIEK WOTTER! So dey wer kynda layt…
Dat’s beclaws dey skins be so porous!
Grow meh pretties grow Hai all iz is new here
Howdy ankleCat. Welcum to owr liddle cornur of teh intert00bs!
I naow deeclayr u, ankleCat, a cheezpeep.
Welcum tuu Cheezeland, ankleCat;
Haz a guud tiem heer; yuu wil hav funses, becuz iyt iys a veree guud plaise!!!
hlo ankleCat! yu is mos welcom heer!
ai is sur yu wil hav grate time heer, as we is all nize cheez peeps.
ohai anklecat!
welcom!
Wellkum tew ower happyplayce ankleCat
Oh noesss…. tooo kyoot!!!!!
Hold onto ur chrgs!!
Sowry.. almoast overcome by teh kyoot!
My well thot owt commints:
There’s furry ring arownd dis bafftub!
OR
Oh noes… kittehs being trapped in teh BAFF!
CARETOLL ALERT
OR
Bebbeh kittehs pretending to be tygers in the aunt jamama storee
I lieks the last wun! Lets maek sum pannycaeks!
Ok! U goes to Vermont fur the syrups, and I’ll start the skwirrlz on the batter!
Can we has Belgyun waffuls too, huh, huh, pleeese, can we???
Battered sqwirls? Sumbunny cawl teh huymayn sosieteez!
duz the huymayn sosietee want pancaeks too??
onlee iffn tehyre green.
bess leaf dem owta teh frij furr teh wyol den!! 1
Nope. Not inna storee. Sry.
*powt*
Well can I haz blooberrie syrups on my pannycaek?
**givs big teary eyed pleeding luk garanteed to caws hartmelt**
*Hard-Hearted Look*
I iz impervi… impurvu… um… yer luks duznt affekt me!
Hmmmm…
Well, OK. But it’s nawt inna storee!
Well we is missin the palm tree too!
Hay, I haz anothur idea. We can take teh blooberrie syrups I alreddy got (in antisipashun of u cavin in to my big teary eyed pleeding luk ) and taek it to the last thred and use it to make a stickee trap fur that troll! Maybee we can stick him in there forebber!
Ai useta luv taht storee!! (but soo not PC!)
akshulee, it iz purrfecktlee PC, becuz it iz supposed to taek plaice in India!
So yoo can till luv it awl yoo wants!!
Ennybudy elst remembur teh roadsied restronts calld Sambo’s? Tehy had teh bestest bukwheet pankapes of all but theyr all gon naow. *sigh*
Yesh, ai mememberz tehm! Dey wuz teh win!
But I don see them turnin into budder . . . Mebbe theyr nawt running fast enuff?
Faster, kittehs, faster! We gots lotsa budder to mayk an no tiem to lose!
Yesh, fastur. We has to maek and eet 251 pannycaeks!
251??? Maek? And eet? Ai wud bee kwite happee to halp with the eeting, foar ai hav nawt yet had teh lunch! With fresh stromberrieez, purrhaps???
But – ai feer – ai don’t know the 251. *sigh*
“And Father ate Twenty-seven pancakes, and Mother ate Fifty-five, but Sambo ate a Hundred and Sixty-nine, because he was so hungry.”
Ai think – having had teh children – yoo may hav a giunt advantaj!!
Butt *brightens* thiz may come in handee fur jeopardee sum tiem.
An in teh meenwile – ar they reddee yet??
yummm – I’z laet to dis partee!!! Duz wii haz pancakies yet??
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I’z brot sum fresh storeberries – wii can haz dem whole, or mushed up, or eben inna syrup!
Boi, I haznt herd dat naym inna yeerz!
Dey yoosta b uh restront ware I groed up kawld “Sambo’s”. Da kidletz minyoo (datz da wun I red cuz I wuz uh kidlet den) toald da stowree un “Liddul Blak Sambo” n I member dat indin ware Sambo eeted 169 panneekaykz cuz himz wuz SEWWW hongree!
(*memreez*)
*si* I will haz sum pannycaekz 2 if it wud b ov enny help. An, an, maybeh sum blooberreez 2? An lotza budder? An u kant furrgit teh Kewl-Wipp- teh sayk ov helppin, ov corss…
KEWL-Wipp???
We haz onlee skwirrlgineered freshley maed whippy creem heer!!
**Flings a xtra lrg dollup of REEL whippy creem on top of Moira’s panycaeks.**
Taste the diffrence??
*sniffz* *attemptz 2 swirlz* *drinkz* *swishz in mowth* *startz 2 spitt den decydz agaynst it* *swalloz* Hmm, indeedz, I duz wy pplz lyk dis so much….
Correcshun “I duz noe wy pplz lyk dis so much….”
can’t go without kewl-wipp, how else does a red-neck get salad-bowls?
Has tu be orinj tu maik buddur fur pannikaikz. wif da blak buddur can maiking dlishus icing fur kaik . Ai bringz sum rasperiez.
skuz mai cunfyuz. Iz “sambo stowree” naow ant jamama? dint no she hab storwee, jus pannikaikz nd surup.
I was just bein punny!
is a 3 some?
sowy 4
sowwee 4 whut????
*snerk*
cute black bebbeh kittehs taking over Ur tub!
O noes I forgotted mah CHRG
:splort
I ar dead from the cute
Oh noes! CCC alert! We got a ded wun over heer.
Sumbuddy bring alawng teh defib . . . feb . . teh hart shokky thing!
STAT!!
I duznt has the defib thingy. Wud Teh Debreefing Cart do?
We culd shur try! two_kittehs, we ar heer frum teh IRS an we ar heer to halp yoo!
Oh wayt, skritch that IRS bit. We is frum teh ICHC, an we is heer to halp yoo!
Wayve a floofy paw if yoo iz still breethin. . . . Utherwize, awl we kan do is go thru yor pokkits an luk fur loose chaynge!
slowly waking up and
Waving a floofy pawzie
whoze did U sayz U was?
What happuned?
where is I?
BTW I no haz pokkits..
She’s wakin up. Gud! I’ll put awai teh ostrich feathurs and teh chaynesaw…
Oh noes I ar scared
what is deh maus up to
wid dah chayne saw?
*starrtz 2 pull own chaynesaw owt* …Wut? *putz chaynesaw awai sadleh*
OMG Moria! I iz uzin teh ownleh ‘pewter in teh hows!!!??! An wen di u wayk up???
*shiffteh eyz* Well, I serrtinleh wuznt awayk all dis tyme and ov CORS I dint clym owt teh windo an go by a lap-topp wif ur munny, DAT wud juss be SILLEH!
itz teh ostrich fethers Ime wurreed abowt!
BEEEBOOOBEEEEBOOOOBEEEBOOOO!!
SPLORTRISK ALURT!!
ALL STASHUNS AT KEWTDEFCON-FOUR!!!
Puttin on pertektive mask an donnin speshul ’snuggle gluvs’
teh smaller teh drayn, the smaller teh minyuns of Basement Cat what comes thru it.
(Gud nooz: the kittehs ai mentioned teh otehr dai has all fownd hoemz)
YaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Hooray!! Homes for all kittehs!!!!
Waht gud noos! Did yoo find the hoams from waht yoo sed heer? – ore wuz it just – local peeple who wanted teh kittehz??
lokal peeps, aktuly. otehr neybur had to giev one of his kittehs back to his on/off GF since her kids moevd owt and she needed a kitteh, so he took teh behbehs and wif mah halp keepin her in extra katfud andlitter and an unyuzh..unyi….a rare braek frum teh landlord, mama-kitteh is staying where she am riet now…
Wunnerful newses; nuffin beddure tuu heer tahn kittehs fyndeing foarebber hoems!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!
I fink whut we has here is kitten fizziks: multiple singularities comin from teh blak hole…an all fizzy lukin.
yur rite, dey is vry fizzy lukin!
But iff u cood ezcaype frum da blak whole, u wood be moovin bak in tyme an da kittehz woodent b borned yet…
But iff da kittehz r borned, u woodent be ezcaypin frum da blak whole…
Juss lett da kittehz plai wi string theoree!
whut yu use to catchs a cat-fish?
a catpole!
whut yu use to catchs a fish-cat?
kittens!
Tehse kittehs in baff. My kittehs in watering-pot. Soooooo funneh las nite! Big sister was NOT amused, coz the watering pot iz HER toy.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/Default.aspx#step2
I tryed to lode to lolcat-bildr for sumboddy to capshun, but I dunno if it werked. Wunce wun ov my pics showed up in teh bildr, but mosly teh head cheezes don seem to fink tehy ar funneh, or sumfin.
Teh kittehz muevd tu a noo hoem shortlee aftur Smudj investigatid teh kold watur tap.
an mai ai jus say: SQUEEEEE! those kittehs borked mai hed!
*SQUEE* Teh bebbehz! Tehy r SEW KYOOT!
Must hold onto CHRG. ….
*runs up to rhsb an helps hold teh CHRG awn*
*kwik….Taype taype …wrap..wrap..* extry duktaype to halp teh stikking.
Now we sit and wayt.
Hoap teh pressure nawt too high rhsb?
rhsb? rhsb? ar yew still wiv us?
***SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT**
2 laet. Branes go ebbryware.
Wel, rhsb, tidmum awreddy dyd the CHRG adn the duckee taipe;
OK sweepety, sweepee, sweep wif teh duystpann adn bruhsh; pile alla skattered braynses iyntu rhsb’s hed; pulles awn ’50’s bavving capp onna taupe ov CHRG; taipe moar duckee taipe awn taupe ov rhsb’s whol hed;
(Wowsers, kynda byg naow); geyts sawftee pynk blankee wif kitteh printses
onnit adn pulles up tuu rhsb’s chin; geyts hawt chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu rhsb;
Best Ai kan duu foar naow; hoep foar teh bestes!!!!
ChockoMALT drinkee?? ChokoMALT Possums????? Waht a grate noo addishun to teh CCC suppliez!! Yay fur yo, CheshireKittehKat!
*NEENAWNEENAWWHOOWOOH**HONNNNNNNNNNKKKK*
*SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*……
HALP!!HALP!!!! CHEEZPEEP DOWN!!!!!!!
.
omgomgomgomgomg!!! dis is baaaaaad!!!
Sweep sweep sweep ..
scooooooop scoooooooop scoooooooooooop
Perlop perloop ploop
awl branes akkownted for? Any missin? Nope gottem awl. Phew!!
Streeeeeettchhh skreeeeeeeeee snnnnaaaapP! CHRG(wdoi) AND a fifties baving cap fer sayftee,
*hands rhsb mug ob hawt chokklit wiv medissinolol brandee innit.Wraps a lemmun culler floofy blankee rown.Hands a box ob chokklit possums over.
Taykes pulse yoosing teh wall clok hands-(LCB STILL lukkin at mah fob watch owtside inna lite)
There. I just hoap I manajed to sayve rhsb in tyme. ……*
Mai gudness Tidmum!! yoo ar reelee gud, too!!
Teh vereee popular Rosie iz in such gud hands, we will hav no werreis!!
Phew!!! I diddunt fink teh CCC wud arribe intyme-Stoopy wp hijakked it!!!
..toes dirt an luks up shylee..*fankyoo JCH4K*
ok… I did not know rhsb wuz Rosie?
As in Rtshores/Rosie??
Wel, haow we spoze tu noze hoo peepz iz wen day chanj naimz awlatiemz/ Heer we wur mising rosie nd she wur heer rite alawng.
Itz hard to keep up sumtimes!
But I is confuzzled…I thot Rosie had seberal kittehs? But rhsb losted hur onlee kitteh recentlee?
Shoot. I haz to go now to pick up Weezer frum the vet. Rhsb… Rosie/Rtshores… is u the same?
I will check back tomorrow!
Haz a gud nite!
Fanks 2 awl who tookded caer ov mi.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}
**SQUEE**
Teh bebbehs R SEW KYOOT!
Must hold on 2 CHRG…
Note: Ai h8 WerdPretzl. **angree faes**
*Spock-like look*
Indeed.
whoa- itz like lukkin inna mirror…
Der u iz, mary O! I wuz wunderin wer u wuz.
tag- YOU’RE IT!!
D:< O noez u dint- O ya, u did… *tagz altosinger and skampurrz off*
Hoo Boi, a teenee tinee blak kitteh iynvashun ov teh bafftubb;
rite naow dere bees 4 kittehs;
Bye beddtiem dere wil bees 8;
Bye tuumaurrow mournyng kount wil bees 16; Hoo knoes haow menny moar!!!
(Geyttyng skeerey; sune tehy’ll bees taikeyng oaver teh whol baffruum;
Wut cud bees nexxt? Probly teh kiitchin; tehn purrhapps teh libbyng ruum;
Wunce tehy taikes oaver teh rekreeashamun ruum, dere iys noes hoep!!!!)
Dems Tribbles in disgize!!!
Jus Do NAWT gettem wet!
Oar feadz dem aftur midnite…
Wazza diffurnse betweens a catpole anna purrywog?
dialects, i think.
unless a purrywog iz just happier!
kitteh!
Four kittehs takin’ baff at saem time?
Can this be?
mah branes cannowt skape teh grabbity of Black LOLkittehs or teihr singLOLarity…
*brain IMPLODES*
Wowsers, Crapture!! Tahts a badd wun!! goe daown tuu the Sakee poast adn Ai wil taike caire ov bof ov yuu!!!
Holey Lolkrow! I is gonna…
*ÜBERSPLORT!*
Sorree foar teh delaiy!! Naow Crapture adn Sakee lien up;
Sweepeety sweep up alla teh braynes (treiyng unsukkcessfuleey tuu keap tehm sepahrayte); pile tehm bak iyntu Crapture’s adn Sakee’s heds(iyndyvidualee);
tehn tapety taipe dere heds wif duckee taipe; Pulls awn CHRGwdoi awn Crapture
adn ’50’s bavving capp awn Sakee; gibbs Crapture a sawftee bloo blankee wif kitteh printes onnit; gibbs Sakee pynk sawftee blankee wif duckees onnit;
Geyts hawt Chokomalit drinkee adn gibbs wun tuu each ov tehmk, wif chokomalit
possums az wel’
Lies daown: awl tihs maides me xhawstid; taike liddel nappe naow!!!
aww wish mine could be here but yours are sooo cute. Love it
“hopefully legz r long enuf.”
Bebe catpole legs r long enuf iffn dey reech de floh. Dese sweeties doin’ jess fine.
This is soooooo funny and soooooooo kyute
So they grow up and live on catpads, do they? My house is a cat pad.
dis iz a catpad, too. useta work there…still wuvs it.
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~cathotel/
Argh. I uploaded this pic from a Facebook friend’s photo album, but the caption’s not mine.
Nothing like finding out, after an exhausting day of work, that other people officially capped your picture funnier than you did.
what type of cats are these?
NOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!11!!
TEH SPLORT WATCH I PUT ON DIS HAS BEN UPGRAYDED TU A SPLORT WORNIN!!!!!1!1!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!1!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!
HALP CHEEZFRENDS! PLEES!