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Ribbit
but kittehs dunt go ribbit? but if dey r catpoles dey shud go meowbit?
and congarats on nawt sekkund! u shud has a speshul dance. liek teh tym warp!
*jump to teh left*
*step to teh rite*
*puts hands on hips*
*and bends knees in time*
dey yoo go. we shal throw a partee
But itz teh pelvik thrusst, that reely dryvz u inzaaasyyyne. Less do teh tyme wurp agin!!!11
*does teh tym wurp agen*
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LOL!
Such a cyoot widdle kitteh u haz fur ur abatar (gud fing Ai wuz wearin mai CHRG). Himz wuntz u 2 tern awf teh brait laits sews himz kin taek a catnap.
wall ai wuz wakin down teh street jus a havin a think
wen this snake ov a gui gav me an evul wink…
>;)
THE MAN YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE HAS NO NECK.
Yeh, but himz kewl, cuz himz gotz ayr-kundishunin vintz awn himz desk…
waol, himz shooka me up n tookz me bai supraiz
himz hadz uh pik-m-up truk n da debblez ayz
himz stayrd at me n I felta chaynj
tym ment nuffin nebber wood agin
Fanks fur teh dans.
Partee at mi howse in halfen hower.
Goin hoam frum werk naw.
ry n coke fur drinks fur mi.
Fanks evriwun fur mi nawt secund nawt secund.
Wheee!
*bringz 321950 bottlz ov cowk 2 teh drynk & fudz taybl* We iz gonn need a biggr taybl…
Congratshoelaces awn yoor nawt-secund!! Wut kine ob drink an danse wud yoo lyke?
Concatulayshunz on ur nawt sekkund! Waow, it be harrd 2 type wen u iz uzin teh interwebz channil on teh Wii.
blurb blurb… blurb blurb blurb…
O NOEZ!!!!1! We musst sayv s.t.e.n.d. frum teh drowneez undrwotter!
Scrubbing BubLols!
Wif new “5 Poyntee Ens” technology!
*SNERK*
Dis muss be de sorse of all de blak fur in mai bafftub..
Noez, dat be frum basement catz miniunnz frum teh “basement cat send his minions to ur drains” Lol.
ai jus lov teh wurd “minions”. jus thot i’d shar…
Oh, u luvz teh wurd, eh? Well naow 4 teh limmited pryce ov free u can becumz mai evill miniun az lung az u rizk ur lyfe to do anyfing I sai?
az lon as anyfing yu sai includs eatin teh cheezburgers an takin teh naps, tehn we is gud!
*snerk* Dat be all she duz all dai. Beein hurr evill miniun iz reely qwite eezy.
tehre tree weeks layte! BC needz to upgrade himz shippin methuds.
Dey litterallee cudnt liv wif der ridez enny moar- *shivverz* -wif him complaynin bowtz hiz bukkit all teh tyme… So dey had 2 swimm der demselvz, and kitteh DUN LIEK WOTTER! So dey wer kynda layt…
Dat’s beclaws dey skins be so porous!
Grow meh pretties grow Hai all iz is new here
Howdy ankleCat. Welcum to owr liddle cornur of teh intert00bs!
I naow deeclayr u, ankleCat, a cheezpeep.
Welcum tuu Cheezeland, ankleCat;
Haz a guud tiem heer; yuu wil hav funses, becuz iyt iys a veree guud plaise!!!
hlo ankleCat! yu is mos welcom heer!
ai is sur yu wil hav grate time heer, as we is all nize cheez peeps.
ohai anklecat!
welcom!
Wellkum tew ower happyplayce ankleCat
Oh noesss…. tooo kyoot!!!!!
Hold onto ur chrgs!!
Sowry.. almoast overcome by teh kyoot!
My well thot owt commints:
There’s furry ring arownd dis bafftub!
OR
Oh noes… kittehs being trapped in teh BAFF!
CARETOLL ALERT
OR
Bebbeh kittehs pretending to be tygers in the aunt jamama storee
I lieks the last wun! Lets maek sum pannycaeks!
Ok! U goes to Vermont fur the syrups, and I’ll start the skwirrlz on the batter!
Can we has Belgyun waffuls too, huh, huh, pleeese, can we???
Battered sqwirls? Sumbunny cawl teh huymayn sosieteez!
duz the huymayn sosietee want pancaeks too??
onlee iffn tehyre green.
bess leaf dem owta teh frij furr teh wyol den!! 1
Nope. Not inna storee. Sry.
*powt*
Well can I haz blooberrie syrups on my pannycaek?
**givs big teary eyed pleeding luk garanteed to caws hartmelt**
*Hard-Hearted Look*
I iz impervi… impurvu… um… yer luks duznt affekt me!
Hmmmm…
Well, OK. But it’s nawt inna storee!
Well we is missin the palm tree too!
Hay, I haz anothur idea. We can take teh blooberrie syrups I alreddy got (in antisipashun of u cavin in to my big teary eyed pleeding luk ) and taek it to the last thred and use it to make a stickee trap fur that troll! Maybee we can stick him in there forebber!
Ai useta luv taht storee!! (but soo not PC!)
akshulee, it iz purrfecktlee PC, becuz it iz supposed to taek plaice in India!
So yoo can till luv it awl yoo wants!!
Ennybudy elst remembur teh roadsied restronts calld Sambo’s? Tehy had teh bestest bukwheet pankapes of all but theyr all gon naow. *sigh*
Yesh, ai mememberz tehm! Dey wuz teh win!
But I don see them turnin into budder . . . Mebbe theyr nawt running fast enuff?
Faster, kittehs, faster! We gots lotsa budder to mayk an no tiem to lose!
Yesh, fastur. We has to maek and eet 251 pannycaeks!
251??? Maek? And eet? Ai wud bee kwite happee to halp with the eeting, foar ai hav nawt yet had teh lunch! With fresh stromberrieez, purrhaps???
But - ai feer - ai don’t know the 251. *sigh*
“And Father ate Twenty-seven pancakes, and Mother ate Fifty-five, but Sambo ate a Hundred and Sixty-nine, because he was so hungry.”
Ai think - having had teh children - yoo may hav a giunt advantaj!!
Butt *brightens* thiz may come in handee fur jeopardee sum tiem.
An in teh meenwile - ar they reddee yet??
yummm - I’z laet to dis partee!!! Duz wii haz pancakies yet??
.
I’z brot sum fresh storeberries - wii can haz dem whole, or mushed up, or eben inna syrup!
Boi, I haznt herd dat naym inna yeerz!
Dey yoosta b uh restront ware I groed up kawld “Sambo’s”. Da kidletz minyoo (datz da wun I red cuz I wuz uh kidlet den) toald da stowree un “Liddul Blak Sambo” n I member dat indin ware Sambo eeted 169 panneekaykz cuz himz wuz SEWWW hongree!
(*memreez*)
*si* I will haz sum pannycaekz 2 if it wud b ov enny help. An, an, maybeh sum blooberreez 2? An lotza budder? An u kant furrgit teh Kewl-Wipp- teh sayk ov helppin, ov corss…
KEWL-Wipp???
We haz onlee skwirrlgineered freshley maed whippy creem heer!!
**Flings a xtra lrg dollup of REEL whippy creem on top of Moira’s panycaeks.**
Taste the diffrence??
*sniffz* *attemptz 2 swirlz* *drinkz* *swishz in mowth* *startz 2 spitt den decydz agaynst it* *swalloz* Hmm, indeedz, I duz wy pplz lyk dis so much….
Correcshun “I duz noe wy pplz lyk dis so much….”