i kno we is in reseshon
i kno we is in reseshon but srsly i can has real toy?
i thot u liekd playin wif paper.
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awww, lukkat dat fase…how cans u sae no?
concatulashuns on FFL
c’mon, krinklee paypur iz reel toy!! combyn wif kardbord bawx foar owwarz ov kitimewzmints!!
Mai Kizmet, she no want teh toi, she want teh twizt-tye whut was holdin’ it to teh pakkij. Mai KB no want teh toi, him wanna snorgl on mumma-lap.
Mai Bazzto-kat no want teh toi, him haz layzurdot, no toiz needid if yu gots a layzurdot an’ a daddeh to playz it wif yu.
Mai Squeezl no want teh toi, she nappin, too gud foar toiz. (but laytur, it be hidin’ bahind teh TV whar she keepz hur gud toiz.)
best fing to do woff the layzurdot is to shine it on Zeke goggie and watch the fun that be happinin then. Zeke Goggie: Hey wai u bitted me? Yoda cat: Dood der was a red bug on ya I swerz!!!!
yep. dat is teh wai. mai Tigger, him no want teh toi, but if u haz a pees of paypurr? Him wil sits awn it…tare akross teh room to uze as sled…mani, mani usessesz. Talliboi wil taek mai microplushee pilloh…ober ani toi.
but U no play wif reel toiz…U always play wif
crumpled papr N bottle caps
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Congaratz, Buster!!!1!
Gud FFL
Thanx
crumpld papr r bestest.
congaratsulatshuns on yoor mebee sekkund nawt sekkund. der mebee moor but i has no seen dem.
Fur mai Dusty, teh crumpld papr r bestest - speshullee if it camez frum teh Taco Bell taco. Crumpld papr + taco flavur = much win an awsumness.
AnkleCat likz ta pay wit ANKLES… humman ankles ar tasta mmmm. Nex bes ting iz aloomanom folz from ciggies
like bubbell rap, mebbee…
or a brite shinee peece ov alumininininmum foil, wadded up inna ball!
yellur powzt eet noetz - ewezuallee oald chopin liszts ♫ awl skricht up -mai kittehz kum runnin wen dey heer teh skrinchin ov teh paypurrr!!1
*pownz pownz!!*
but the free wuns are teh bestest, kitteh!
Like:
Acorns
Bubbul rap (fank MOS)
Caps offa bottuls
Dead anyfing
Eberyfing dat teh hoomyin finks belongs to dem
Fuzzy slippers
gushie fud lablez
hairballs (all dried up)
inbisible bugs
J…
Goggies toys
Harebrushis
itzi bitzi spydas(ugh)
J….
jinglee bells
krinklee papers
loose strings
mawm’s feetsies
noo furnitur
odd socks
Ping pong balls
Quills (big FETHERS)
Round thing offa the milk jug
pheasant feathers
quart milk ring tabs
raisin (the older and dustier the better)
s…
shower spray
tails of other kitties
umbrellas for hide n destroy
v
vewy spensive shinee jewelries
whatebber can fall and make the mostest noise
xploding pens
yello highliters that mark up furniture
zsa zsa gabor’s hair pieces
eggstra powynts fur yewsin’ zsa-zsa’s hare peeces…! FTW!11!
strings and ribbons
tampax ( sowry but itz troo )
unopened pistasheeo nutz
very expensive earrings (while I’m wearing them!)
whatever catches your fancy
xtra-long scarves
ennyfink noisee to play wif in teh middul ob teh nite
Foil, shinny, aluminomnomnom (fanks PN2K)
G…
urg, shd be PBTK- just washed my hands & kant dew a thing withem.
Goggies who are tew leedle to fite back
Hares
Invisidible fings
J…
Jiggly toys…..
Kinky yarn…..
Loose dustballs….
M…
Marbuls
Neklaces (dangling)
Odd bits ov chalk
P. . .
(ai know teh odder liszt iz fishieded - but wai nawt keep going??
munees
newspaper (crumpled)
old kleenix
Peeps
Qwail fethuhs
Ratz full ov kittehnip
S..
So, ai’l pla wifmysef.lol.adn Shulaisez,
Toes n teh sox adn
Unduh teh cuverz,
V…
Vary luvibbul hoominz,
Who playz well togedder,
X-ceptin 4 rite neow,
Y…
(oh! - yoo guise ar FAST!!
Velvet stuffed toiz
Walnutz
Under teh tablul pencils
w. . .
doan fergit Q for qew-tips. My meezer wawks around wit dem in his mouf liek teh cigirettes.
An T for toylit-papur rolls. Theyr particulurloly fun to push down teh stayrs.
In Sobiet Russia, toy haz yoo…
dis is zactly like mai Schatzie!!
Origamee is much harderer than I thot. Was trying to mayke a toy mousie.
Lolz!!!
WIN!!!!1
thas ok. start wif eeseer fings, lyk origamee rock.
LOL!
I saw taht objekt in a Matt Groening kartoon once.
Is an origami boulder.
Wen Ai waz itti bitti kidlet eevn payper waz skarse
An wii had 2 walk 4 mylez 2 skool, inna snow, uphill, bare-feeted.
Rite?
Eggzacklee!
No, no eggs, no brekfast at awl!
Had to do it awl on an emptee stomack.
An awl teh kittehs wuz teh old-fashund wood-burning wunz!
Wud-bernin KITTEHS????????
Just chekkin to see if yoo awl wuz payin attenshun!
Yesh. Taht wuz back wehn we watchded TV by candlelight…
Good 1, Maus!!
U musta gone 2 skool wif mai dadcat, Annipuss. LOL
Ai libbed in London TTI wyle teh WW2 waz goin on an sum kidz dint hav shoos.
Herring boxes widout topses
Shoeses wuz fur Clem~en~tine!
Owcheez, teh splinterzez.
Dat’s nawt gud, uhn-uhh…
Uphill… both ways
Feet!? You had feet?!
…we hadda crawl tew skool !!!!!
We didn’t have FEET back then!! You had to army-crawl on stumps!! That’s all we had!! and we LIKED IT!!!