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  1. CheshireKittehKat says:

    O Noes, yuu iys uploaded; wautchoawt!!

  2. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Hoo knoes ware tihs kitteh wil landd!!!

    • GeeNeeZcatz says:

      Ai gess dat “uploadin” muss B better den
      beein “downloaded”
      *kitteh allwaaayz land on feetzes*

  3. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Foar dans, Ai fink Ai wud liek “Flight ov teh Valkeeries”;

    Adn drinkee: Mebbee a Haurvey Waulbanger wifaowt teh buuze!!!

    • smammie says:

      CKK, Aye iz payshuntlii weitin fur yu tu tel mii teh storee bowt liddle kitteh Brunhilde, “Yo ho, to ho, tee”

      Conga Ratz awn ur FFL.

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        OK, Smammie; let me finf foar a minnit: Hmmmmm………
        (pologyze cuz Ai doan knoe muches bowt Operah-) (nawt Oprah W., tho)

        Dere wunce wuz a liddel tymid kitteh naimed Brunhilde;
        Her usta wautchez teh Valkeeries fliez cross teh skyies alla tiem;
        Kitteh deerlee launged tuu fliez liek taht, butt beyeing jes a kitteh, her cud oanley hoep;

        Wun dai wen her sawed tehm iyn fulles flite, her sez (liek Peture Pan, Ai fink,
        maibe nawt); her sez “Ai wysh Ai cud fliez, Ai wysh Ai cud fliez”;

        Az her satt dere wif her eises cloased, wyshyng awai, hers Kittey Fairee Gaudmuvver showed up; KFG sez tuu Kitteh: “Becuz yuu haz bin a guud adn
        pashunt kitteh, Ai wil boppez yuu wif mai wande adn yuu can haz airliftes”;

        Soe kitteh staurtez tuu risez up thru teh windoe adn geyts airboaurne iyntu teh skiey tuu joinez teh Valkeyries (hoo had bin stayeing stil iyn foarmashun, waiyteing foar hers);

        Tehn kitteh smiyulez adn waivez guudbie tuu KFG stayndyng onna tarmak;
        Tehn kitteh and Valkeyries fliez aowf intuu teh sunseytt (wich wuz kynda
        haurd tuu duz becuz iyt wuz stil maourning);

        Teh Eyndez!!!!

        • smammie says:

          *clappin ob fluffy pause* PrettyCatN mush oberwelhmed.. Fergus teh goggie hrumfs orf en teh disguss, mutterin. Hymz bii dat wai…

          Thnx sew mush fur lubblii tail CCK.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Grate Storee CCK!!

            An heer iz sum Mewsik tdo go wif it!

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZK9wNVl5M&feature=related
            Teh Ride of teh Valkyries”

            (The bilding in teh pitcher is teh Bayreuth Festival House)

            Fur teh Danse of Joi fur yur nawt second, ebreewun cud lissen to this – turn it up reel lou (trickee fur those at werk) an leap about teh room purrrtending to be flying throo teh sky! :D

        • CheshireKittehKat says:

          {{{{{{{{{{{{Smammie }}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{JanetCH4K}}}}}}}}}}}}}

          Fanks soe muches guise; gladd yuu njoyeded teh Brunhilde tayle;

          BTW; wenebber Ai heers “Teh Flite ov the Valkeeries”, Ai finks ov teh moobie
          “Apocalypse Now”;

          (Yuu knoe haow yuu haz an eerwurm? Cud tihs bees a mehmoree wurm??
          Hmmmm, taht duz nawt soundez tuu guud; mebbee rember wurm?? :idea:

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

            Heer yoo go – az requested. Apocalypse Now! ALSO prittee ex sighting!! :D

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              LOL!! Wud yoo beleeve, CCK – I know this mewsik verree well! When ai wuz 17, mai voice teechur in Shecago put awn teh entire “Ring” wif her stoodents – moat ov them much older tahn I was, ov corse.

              An ai sang, among several odder roles, teh “Helmwige.” Wun ov teh high soprano Valkyries – so ai ackshullee got to doo teh “Ho yo to ho’s!! It wuz a ridkulous amount ov grate fun!!! an ai had a helment wif fethers, an a speer, too!!! :D

    • stagehanddan says:

      What would’ya say to Seigfrieds funeral march from Gotterdamerung?

      and a beeeg frothing mean inna horn?

      • stagehanddan says:

        er.. Mead inna horn

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        An heer yoo go, stagehanddan! A bit solum fur this teim ov teh morning, purrhaps!!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20RldhK9354

        (this iz nawt teh beer commeershul yoo were purrpaps luking fur! ai traid but cudn’t find it!) :D

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          wow, wuht a Wagnerian brekkie fast!
          .
          I’z nao fullee awake! (an teh kittehs hab bin woked up, too!)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            LOL!! Did yoo turn it up REEL LOUD *gigglol*

            Ai’ll just BET ebreewun iz awaik!!! An hai! Hao ar yoo doing????

            • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

              Iz dere N E odder wai to lissen to Wagner? I thot it wuz best plaid awn a stereo dat went to 11. :)
              .
              Ohai, Janet! I’z doin gud – lader dis morning, I’z eben gonna go to werks fer a little while. Hoepfullee I kan stai dere few a cuppla howrs wifowt gittin too tired. We’ll see.
              .
              Hoa’z fings bai yoo???

        • stagehanddan says:

          yesh, exellentay. tanks much. That’s one of the pieces I use for “attitude-emotional adjustment”. Howeber, can cause odd looks when coming out of a “dimpled” honda civic (hail storm 6 weeks ago) at a red light.

          • altosinger says:

            Hubbycat sez wen wee win teh lottry, heez gonna puut teh fansee stare-eeyo awn teh car an draiv arown toun playin lowd Wagner an Barbershop mewsik an see wut kinda luks hee gitz!

  4. Ferial says:

    Do not throe r drop kitteh!

  5. rodney dill says:

    Calgon, take me away

  6. halfbeast says:

    goin tew getz karul ann aut ob teewee, BRB!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai halfbeast! Nice to see you!! Wud yoo belieeve ai wuz just wundering where yoo were?? Thot yoo had disappeered laik teh kitteh!! ;)

  7. stagehanddan says:

    Rapture Kitteh………acention–activated.

  8. Flick says:

    Ha Ha – Ceiling Cat inishiates kitteh rapchure!

  9. AfriCat says:

    Nu lolympic sport?

  10. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    woah!! ai is been uploaded to ICHC
    vote fer me, eberywun!!!
    lotsa burgers.
    ai wants to make it to teh frunt page.
    kthxbaiwooops

    • rodney dill says:

      where do you find it

      • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

        seems to wurk like tihs
        it’s on the first voting page
        no wait, it’s awn teh third page
        no wait, now it’z awn teh page 8
        no wait, it’s on page elebenty …

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          But Phillipe – tell us at leest about the pitcher an capshun – we can at leest TRAI to find it!

          And – ov corse – eben maeking it to teh voating paiges iz, Ai think, REEL BIG DEEL!! becuz tehy recieve thousands an moast dont eben maek it taht far!

          {{{{{Phillipe}}}}} Way to go!!! Am Ai surprized???? NO!! Yur caps a GRATE!!

          • rodney dill says:

            What is your user name at ICHC, currently on the voting page the first
            picture, at least for now is by jrm1070. the link below finds all pictures by jrm1070
            We just need to find all picture by you.

            http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jrm1070/

          • gibbocat says:

            eet mai B jannit, dat phillipe am refurrin 2 teh capshun awn dis pikchewer fred az powsed 2 IRL?? juss sain………………
            ah dawtz!!!1 …………………………………………..

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              ‘swot i thot; mebee a hypothermeti, ur, hypotheorhetoricamal, em, just az un egg sample.

            • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

              oops, sorry everybuddy.
              false alarum.
              ai is guilty of attempted humor
              wuz putting wurds in the mouth of the kitteh in the picshoor above,
              as he wuz bean uploaded to ICHC.
              ai, persunally, has never had a picshoor awn teh voting page
              sry

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              LOL!! Yoo were rite, ov corse. Teh dots – today ai cannawt connekt them!!

              ai will blayme Rodney!! He put mee off awn teh rong trail!! ;)

        • rodney dill says:

          I included the actual link so the last one may not show up for awhile

          The formula is below, for user jrm1070 all the pictures show up at the link
          ending with pictures-by-jrm1070. What is your user name at ICHC, so we
          can find all pictures by you

          h-t-t-p colon slash slash mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com slash pictures-by-jrm1070 slash

  11. two_kittehs says:

    Mulder kitteh sayz, oh noes they be abducting meh

    • gibbocat says:

      prufe dat alyemz r adbuktin yur kittehz – nooz @ elebenty
      r tikkul in teh nashnul N-choir-ur!!1
      .
      doan let mii sai eye tole yew sew!!1

  12. ice_army says:

    rodney, wer u from? i nowses a hoomin wit sat name…

  13. karen says:

    i spends mostes ur mai tyme LOADED on ICHC!

  14. rhsb says:

    WOW! Teh exhawst fan obber teh stove werks TOO well!

  15. rhsb says:

    Kitteh sez: “Ai reelee hoep ai nawt land in Munchkin Land!”

  16. Onion says:

    Is it a bird, is it plane? NO it’s super kitteh!
    Up, up and awayyyy!

  17. Noel says:

    I iz prolly missin poynt uv lolcats today, cuz allz I can fink abowt is dat OMG SO PURTY chest uv drawers in da pikshur, neer kittehs tail! DO WANT!

  18. miss foots says:

    Sum glad mormin wen tis lyf is over I fy awayy

    to a lan on Ceiling Cats selestial shore, I fy awayyy

    All togedder nao….

    I fy awayy o gloree I fy a way……

  19. Sakee says:

    TEH AYLEEEEANS! DEY TAAAAAAKIN MEEEEEEE!

  20. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Chest uv drawers gunna geyt uploaded nexxt; aliens DO WANT az wel!!!!! :shock:

  21. Maggsuverhooman says:

    Levetaytin Kitteh seeks paff to C.C.

  22. jmuhj says:

    Taim tew upgraid yur DSL.


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