Yeah-I think that fridge gonna
Yeah-I think that fridge gonna fits thru here jus fine.
do u wantz sum measurin taep 2 maek sur?
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Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
N itz gonna hab fishies in it DIS BIG
Jus az long az tehy gots teh rite mejerz in teh stor
Kon gratzu mahlashunz gnzcatz on ur non tyed nawt sekond !
u wanna danziin nd singen 4 u ? waht kine u leik ?
10-Q sparkysmom, nyce cuppa hawt T 4 mee 2dai
it juss started 2 poor dawn rayne here…n ai fink ai
heer sum small hayle hittin mai ruuf…brb
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iz otay, ai checked da wethR chan-el, it wil pass suun
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letz all start Dancin inna Rayne
twirrell mai umbrella
stompy, stompy inna puddles
swingz rawnd lite-post…
putz hat on crookeds, spin umbyreller, dans, dans, flirtz wit cardbord laydee, dansee dansee
I’m singin in deh rane!
Jes singin in deh rane!
Let me inna house now,
Ize all damp agane!
Congratz GeeNeeZcatz !!! Nyz tawp spawt FFL wif teh gud commint!!
Yew kan keip teh rayn as heer in TTI eye haz had awl teh rayn eye neadz 4 teh hole yur!!1
btw- kitteh says “naw, I’m a boikitteh, we doan wan no stinkin measurin !”
(cumz frm same gene that wont letem ask 4 direcctionz !)
yah…da sayme gene dat dunt putz twalet seet down 2
Oar put a gnu toylet roll on teh holder….
oar emteee teh kitchin bin…..
oar thro oawt da mt cereal bockes, oar da milkcarton with da no milk init, oar 2 pickuup da used socks an unnerwares frm da flooor
oar get a loaf of bred owt da freezer…
oat tell yoo wen teh moo jooce awl gorn…
iz beri tru, butt dey iz alsew teh saem guise whu sez, ” Noa ken maek op mynd? By boof pear ob shuz, silli wabbit.”
oar, “Aye gnu U wuz werkin laet, sew Aye brung hoem Pizza fur suppur” ob coarse, dey donut noa ware tu putz teh mt pizza baux, buttz Aye kin lib wif dat….
Mr T.M sed”kin yoo fone teh scrap yard fer tayke away borked car?”
I sez “dats a man fing”
he fones,leebs messij. Scrap man fones bak sez “yep.We can haz yaw borked car,an we pay yoo dis mutch munnies”.. Mr T.M goes twerk an leebs me to deel wiv it.
Wrekkin truk cums yesterday,piks up car,.Man sez “oh.Older car nawt get as much munnies”
I sez “dats nawt whut yoo tole us yesstiday” him sez O.kay.I can giv yoo ten mor munnies”
Agreed wib extry,but still noyed,cuz Iffen MrT.M wuz heer, he wud hav got teh rigginul mount sed.
An den..an den… Wrekkin truck claw came down an borked teh windskreen glass awl ober teh playce AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!
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Now teh drive be filled wib gravel feer teh back gardin lanscapin!!!
Dat is deffinnitlee Mr T.M’s job!!!!!!!
Amenz 2 dat !!!1!
yup. ebber bin to a nauto mekanik adn dey mek up stuffs to telz u wot’s rong?
I hadz one guy tels me he hadz to chrg xtra munnees to fix a “galligun rod”, or “gilligan rod”; he woodn spell it fr me win i triyed to rite it doon in me lil noetbuk.
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Den nutter guy tole me at teh car deelership dat teh raison my rite front tire (dat’s tyre for doze ob u in TTI) on teh bran new car i wuz pikkin up wuz loozin air wuz “cuz teh faktry air leeks out faster than the local air mumble mumble mumble” or sumfin. He wuz prolly talking bout the diff between relative atomic mass, average atomic mass and atomic weight but i dint hab teh time to lissen. I figgered he wuz teh wun wif the hot ayre, and pls to be givin me a non defektif tire? Cheez, wimminz r so un raisonubull…
funneh, cuz mai mum’z werk kallz teh denseasabrik kids whu kum ‘raysins’ kuz it takes forever to get nething dun properlee… (it has sum refrenss to teh trale mickes – ware teh raysins r teh wun part nobuddy wantz to eet).
dumasabrik kids an teh skool admins r kalled ‘prunes’.
ken Aye boro teh *prunes* werd? Iz a gud wun
Okai gurlz, U obveeuslii donut hab enuff brovverz. Wehn deelin wif menz en jenerule, praktiss blanketti-blank stare and teh dimwit smyle WHILE neetlii cleenin ur naylz wif teh ebber sew kewt Spyderco-cricket pocketty-nyfe… dis bee beri fective furr moas tingz frum bean “hit ohn” tu nyslii aksin fur ah discount…. Adn awlaiz ‘member tu say teh thnx, wif teh beeg smyle wehn finnushed.
Ob coarse, iffen dey noa U tu whel, resort tu cryin, wif hiccupz…
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az Norm alwais sez
“mezzur twyce, kut wuns”
Ai cutz it awf twyce, but itz still 2 short
Hey! Aye resembulz dat riimarc!!
*snert*
mai daddeh can has a cawfee mug with teh handul is a saw handul and teh blade of teh saw comming out tehother side of teh mug.
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an it says measure twice, cut wunce!
thisolhaus!ftw!
Leonidas Kitteh guards the pass
but himz welcummin armz seem 2 B lettin
ennybuddy in…mebby himz habbin a nip
partee 2dai…oar mebby juss inbitin all in2 C
hims new litterbox?
“evverbuddy! itz a litterbox openin! an ur all envited!”
rofl GeeNee
“an free hotdogs for teh kidz!”
N BALLOOOONZ
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N LOLipopz wif kitteh faces onnem
A classic FTW!
Ohai, Harvey!
“hic”
LOL!! “Havey” ref FTW!!!!!!
That play contayns wun ov mai awl time favoriet lions!!
‘The evening wore on. That’s a very nice expression, isn’t it. With your permission I’ll say it again. The evening wore on.”
Credit to Mary Chase, authur ov teh 1944 Browdwai play an 1950 moovie!!
NICE wun, Moppe!!
Oh hai JCH4k how is Uz?
Good Morning!
ohai, JCH4K! Howz yr mom?
Hai two_kittehs and mary OH!
Thanks fur asking. She’s dong bedder – but haz sum wai to go. But ai think she’ iz ging to be awl rite!
Hug time now?
Ohai, 2kz
Ai wunnered how long it wud take fuur
sumbunny to C da menny possibel
hugz in dis pik
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fanks {{{GeeNeeZcatz}}}
Deep n wyde
Deep n wyde
Tehre’s a fowntin flowin
Deep n wyde
Mi Sundai skool songz, let mi sing u them.
*duz hadn moshuns alawng wif rhsb*
*noks cawfee ober*
Cleenup on aisle elebentee!
Mary O! U nokeded MAI cawfee ober 2!
**cries** Nao ai’ll nebber get mai caffeene buzz 4 werk…
dont cwy! hear, i shares wif you.
*pores cuppa Frshly med cawfee med from frshly grouwnd beanz frum Rep. Dominininicananana into royal dooltun wif han pain ted sweetpeaz cawz awl the periwinkul wuns wuz borked by Elisabeth*
*puts in handee CD player/Cup holder on side of compewter; presses ’send’*
be shure to clik on ’safe removal of deevise’ win it getz dere…
Oh, Mary O! Ur cawfee iz delishusness! An wat a fancee cup 2! Ai’m usta drinkin outta plastik trabbel mug oar papurr Starbukz cup.
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**drinks cawfee, holding pinkee fingur owt dainteely**
Oh Rosie! Yoo shud NEBBER drink aut ov the papurr cup -
Corse – when yoo ar travleing, iz hard to taek teh gud china!
But iz AWLWAIZ tastes beder aut ov china!! ‘tiz a law ov naychure!
Kud allso b “Heezgot teh hole whirld inniz hans” frum Sunny Skool?
Yesh, taht cud werk, 2.
**whispurrs 2 Jenniffuurr: Keep ur cawfee awai frum Mary 0. Hur mite nok it ober**
*noks Jenniffuurrs’ cawfee ober.
sowy!
*calls 4 kitteh taht lieks 2 lap up spilt cawfee*
WILLY! Yur new bess fren Mary O juss maed u a naxident 2 cleen up! Moar creem? OK.
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Thinx *Maybee is tiem 2 swich to Diet Coak in teh spil-pruf travilmug*
Doan wurry, Caertrollz, is de-caf. An tehre wuzzin awl taht much lef 2 spill.
Hunni, Ahmz hoooaaammz!
Mai hubcat an me, we did al tihs meesuring busyness fur teh noo frigereater. But we fergit to meesure at teh top an wen teh frigereater camed, we cudnt fit it in teh whole, cos ov teh up-in-teh-air cubperd! We larfed and larfed ~ noa we didnt. Now frigereater lounges in teh sitting rum.
Yoo may nawt hav laffed so much – but it it sitll a VEREEE funnee storee!
Iz dis Max??? I misses you and Emma berry berry much!
Awwwww, Pat. Ai sowwy.
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Kitteh sez: Wel, mebbee teh refrigamator wil fittez thru OK: awl wel adn guud;
Butt wut abowt teh:
popkorm poppur, cawfee brewur, yohgurt maikure,
drinkee dyspensur, hawt dawg cuuker, wature kooler, bergur freiyer,
yce kube kraker, fonduu meylter, fuud praucesser, krok-paut, tohsture obbin,
pasta mahsheen, staynd mixxer, wafful iyron, yced tee steeper, etc……
Ware weez gunna puttez awl taht; adn weez rlly needez alla taht stuf;
kan nawt libb wifowt iyt!!!!
Kitteh sez: fridge an fud an water boal iz awl ah needz. Kthxbai
Agent 86 Kitteh sez
“Missd it bai THAT much…”
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY
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