4 me?! U shudn’t hav!

akshully dey rong color. i send dem bak.
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akshully dey rong color. i send dem bak.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: fox-ensahx
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With a face like that…. you’re worth it.
An’ for beink Nawt Sekkond (yaay!) yu are wurf a huuuuge parti, lotsa drinkses and danses and drinkses and more drinkses and sum danses, an’ elventy gabillion cheezburgers. An’ sinse yu can’t hav cheeburgers wen drinking and dansing, I gets ‘em all….
W00t! U gotz teh TyBooTeek wif barboid! Wich danz n drinkz d’ya wantz?
i can haz sushi??? an dat kul japinees drink wit da glass thingy on top? an da safty dans? it mai not sekend not sekend, too!
drinks fer allz. mai furst time nawt seconds!!!
menny conga rats, Teknik! Yoo can haz funs! I kan taykes kittehnap now. kthxbai.
If its yer nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, den it’s ALSO yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund nawt sekkund…
Taht faise cud lawnch ah thowzan sniffz!
but dere mai favrit color!
N mai favrit flayver!!!
yah, and yoo can make so menny fings outta flourz! I can has cookie? I can has bun wiff my cheezyburger?
ooo, ooo and can haz fresh gote cheez on dat burger, ‘cuz dey puts yummy flourz on top of dem, too!
nao, dat’s wot I calla buffet. (inna box!)
jus’ rimembu, der oranj wunz are kittehs in disguize.
U shudn’t hav… no, reelee… U SHUDN’T HAV.
YAAAAAAAAY! SALAD!!!
Ai kant wate to nom!
Ah
Ah
Ah
Chooooo!
gess hundz ight, mizz NightShayde!
nightshade izz poysun! Aka Belladonna
butt, miss NightShayde iss jusst a kute widdle Hellokitteh!
No relashun.
Datz cuz der iz a “y” in mai nayme. Teh “y” nuhgaytez teh poizun facter.
Ai r onlee poizun wen ai iz mad (and nawt at teh cheezfrenz).
Ai jes luuves yuur abatar, nightshayde; Ai haz a jeluus bowt iyt….
(Iyf Ai had pickeded an abatar maiseylfe, iyt probly wud haz bin veree muches liek yuurs; )
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HELLO KITTY ROCKS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
get this, the convience store near my house has…..hello kitty lollipops, mostly marshmallo but still “hello kitty”?—suckers?
Fanks!
aneetyme!
I can has clairitin?
Ai can has ahlegrah bettah 4 moi.
Benny drill wurkz bezt foar mee but itt tendzzzzzz
U so worth it kitteh!
fangs a lot
“EEEK!!! FLEURS!!!!!!!”
Tye-died fflours fer deh stripey kitteh! Win!
Cun rat you lathuns on deh FFL tye Tekniok and Barboid.
U wantz danses and drinkees and boo-tiki thingz?
OMG! Ai forgottid owr anny-ver-saree!
mefinks teh kitteh wans to do sum cardbored chwin
lol..didya wahch teh “An Engineers Guide To Cats” clip
awn a lol 2 teh lef…kaint rekoll zact wun…btu u cna
You Tube it…iffin neowbuddi putz en ah linkee.
(unknowin ov heow tu du teh linkies)
Hope it wurks
Thanx Manx, Nedz! How did u go back
in time and put taht thare?! do.do.do.do…
do.do.do.do…do.do.do.do…TwiltZn.
Did not sho up after ai pushted ADD COMMENT Buttn, donno y!
Taht klip wuz hiysterikal
Modern cardboard deconstruction-Yaaay!!
Heer tiz, PercyCat…..Ai yust wnet 2 Yahoo Videos, serched bai taitle, tehn copycatted teh addrezz nd paested heer (tuk owt teh http:// part and added www.). Iz a liddle ober 7 minitz, butt wurf eet…..1 ov mai faborites! Ifn u cannut clik awn teh linkee, yust copycat nd paest.
http://www.video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=engineers+guide+to+cats&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-501&tnr=21&vid=2476920
Ohai PercyCat…..iff tihs linkee donut werk, peeps kin copycat nd payste (wifowt []), oar goh 2 [Yahoo.com], klik awn Video, tehn search bai teh nayme. Ober 7 minitz lawng, butt werf it….wun ov mai faborites! [www.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?p=an+engineers+guide+to+cats&fr=yfp-t-501&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8]
Thanx catsablanca, ai jes luvs ti wehn peeps
putz n linkies tu fnu stuffinz. Ai agwee wif u,
twas sew funni wif teh “corporal cuddling”!
Adn teh guise cabnits wif nuttin btu jaws
ov pnut buttah adn jaws ov jelliez! solol.
Ur bery welkom! Goh 2 teh “O Hai…ur software” LOL pic & klik awn teh linkee Ai putted dere. Awl u haz 2 dew iz copycat nd payst teh addrezz frum anover site (sumtimez u haz 2 taek owt teh http:// oar ur hole commint dizappeerz). Stoopy pooterz! Ai laikez teh “corporal cuddling” 2…..gonna haf 2 trai taht! Shud werk, cuz mai kittehs b skwirmurs, nawt cuddlurs, sew dey nawt b happee wif snorgling.
Ur bery welkom! Goh 2 teh “O Hai…ur software” LOL pic & klik awn teh linkee Ai putted dere. Awl u haz 2 dew iz copycat nd payst teh addrezz frum anover site (sumtimez u haz 2 taek owt teh [http://] oar ur hole commint dizappeerz). Stoopy pooterz! Ai laikez teh “corporal cuddling” 2…..gonna haf 2 trai taht! Shud werk, cuz mai kittehs b skwirmurs, nawt cuddlurs, sew dey nawt b happee wif snorgling.
Yes!!! I sawz! favritest vid evaH! also wif this1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4
i faught dis vid wuz mush funnee teww!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WElJp2Hj56U&feature=related
youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI
funnee vid bout a kittykat
Fwowerz! An Car’bor! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Ur flowers… DO NOT WANT! Plz, remoov dem. Can I has my box nao? kthxbye
Ai wheel taek teh flourz, yew keeps teh box.
Ai lurves teh Ohai-uh-synths!! Teh haev teh bezt schmell.
Emptee box? Fur reals? Joy!
(Silly hoomans, boxsis iz fur kittehs ONLY!)
ob coarse, BWR, jes foar yew!!!
Ai luv teh haiasynths 2, adn teh jazzmen adn teh
huneysukl. Ai sawd yur cute pics ov snailbear adn
ah lyk yur fulossify. weirdpress sent me on a journey.
Tks PercyCat!!
Wuz a fun plae! An teh fulossify, whale, tks agin.
Iz fun to swing thr00 teh net frum link tew link, huh?!
Ai lurnd bout CweenMJ N Elfi N Kafleen N Jimmbo N sew manee otters taht wae.
(Ai lurve teh jazzmen n huneysukl, tew… speshlee awn warmish summr nites.)
No need 2 b pinkie faiseh flashin! Taht’s weigh
cool..maid moi tink abut taht .5 adn
threez thangy.- simply elegant -
Moi bro adn moi step son r geeahlogistz n
CO adn MS rispectivly.
Wao!!! wut r teh wurkin awn??
An tks agin… ai steel feel blushy, tho.
Mai most favorite pome:
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If of thy mortal goods thou art bereft
And of thy slender store two loaves alone to thee are left,
Sell one, and with the dole
Buy hyacinths to feed thy soul.
โ– Moslih Eddin Saโadi
Ai lurves ett!!!
Ai cannoe pass oop byN teh Ohai-uh-synths ebbery layte wintur. Teh smell miirinds mii ob mai GreatAunt und awl teh flourz shii gr00.
Dere b nuffink in deh whirrld dat smellz az gud az ohaisinthz. i awlwaiz baiz dem in deh eerlee spring, 2. Tehy making deh hole howse smelling wundermouse.
Dat’s byoootiful! cweenmj. u r a myne of pot … prot …. thyings dat ryme. Ai lubs teh haissinth berry mush.
Tihs meatN ob teh CheezFrnz Ohai-uh-sinth lubbers club wheel nao coem tew order…
I can has cheezburger?
*hands SMOM a cheezburger*
I can joyn dis club too plz?
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Mr T.M bilded me a wunnerful pergola wiv brik planters eever side. I jess platid teh hunysukkle an sum udder flours in tehre. I carnt wait fer tem flowerings. Ohhh. teh priddy smellz an flours
I haz wildflowers, that’s it. If it don’t grow on it’s own….it don’t grow.
mai green thumb, is a myth.
I wuz a bit lyke that til we moobed heer. HYooge gardin dat needs lots ob werk to make it nyce.
Wuz awl lawn an fences,an oberhangin hazelnut trees. And Ivy.OMG teh Ivy.It haunts me in mah dreems!!
Too mush to dig,sew awl plants an flours be in containers an baskits.
I can has ferapee doin teh gardin.
Ohai Tidmum!!
Ai am jellymouse ob yer hubby-built pergola & yore gardin.
Rite nao wii doan riilee have a yard, but en Jewel-lye wii ar m00bing tew a dewplex wif beeeeg yard. Ai haz a happee jes plannin! (Yesh, iz mutch ferapee!)
Current rentrz nawt dewin nuffin inna auld gardin airyuh, sew Ai kan dew nuffin but impruv teh plaise. Pren-kneelz annewun?
Wheel haev tew dew short sea-zun veggies, but Liddle brot hoem punkin & waddermellun frum hurr sk00l, they ar happytayle inna window pot rite nao. Shii grew mii t00 willowz frum doand branchez tew! Snail wif green fum!
Yayyyyyyy!!! fer teh greenfumbsnail!!!

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An Moobin???? Dis berree eggsitin for yoo. I can has a Happitayl yoo can has gnu howse an gardin to grow fings.
Angsty wun planted teh ownself baskit ob flours. Dems doin grate.
I are gonna buy a plant fer mah gardin in ‘Onner ob mah cheezfrenz.
I can see it grow an fink ob awl mah frenz awl ober teh whirld.
Taht iz a wundermouse ideer!
Wheel haev tew tallus inna fewtchr whut plant yew bot.
oh wow. looks laik kitteh cant evin see ovr top uf box! LAWL
A bawkss ub flowurrz
iz wundurrfull. Emptee bawkss
iz eebenn bettah!!!
Kitteh coodz jummpz ryte
inz. Feenkz herz willz smellz flowurrz
B4z jummpeengz in!
Hewmin staff ddz gud!
Kitteh willz ekkspektz prittee
flowurrz ebbee day
Jack.
Ai finks dis kitteh iz gonna nom on dems flers an den barff dem on da carpeet!
Iz awl part ob ebil plan!
Iz inn teh O-fish-shul Kitteh Rool Buk!
Furst rool ov nom.
MomKat lurvs hers flawrs, ebbn tho her kiddens wer late for te Mudder’d Dae..
aroun heer ees fishykitty hoo lubs flours, she has bin owtsyde plantin awl week!
“4 me?! U shudnโt hav!”
Gud. I didn’t.
Is fr wife.
:snert:
Nawt ennymoar……
U suly faahzx!
โ4 me?! U shudnโt hav!โ
You meen youll be needing tehse
funeral bowkays?
Rly! Iz purfer CATNIP!!!!!
Fleurs wud b nys. De rayn iz taring mai rozez 2 bitz. Funner stormz n hayl n tornado watch, o mai!
GET IN TEH CELLAR!
And dig up teh rozez and takez dem wif u!
ohh..for me well thx i guess *sarcasum*:p
Kitteh bees deelited wif teh prehsunt;
Tudae’s hers birfdai adn her thot ebbereeboddee foargotted iyt!!!!
Furst her wil nom teh flawures adn tehn her wil startez onna caurdbord baux;
Her ar soe happee wif her tohtallee nommable giftes!!!!
OMG the expression on that cats face is perfect for the caption…..good job fox
My son and i LOAO at that one.
FYI Everyone, this lol was STOLEN from me. I made it on May 16th. Please see below
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1153002
Wow dis kitteh gots long teef, will eets all dem flawors nom nom nom den gets to plai in boks much fun
O boyz! Moar “floral arrangement regurgitation” art project materials!
Akshulii ai purrurz teh catnip an catgrass plantz.
Jesus, this one makes me laugh hard
Lawl, wyfe keeteh haz teh miksd emoshuns
tat expresion is so kute nd tose fwowers OMG so perty!
Git dem fwowrs dug outta ther, me wanna pway in boks!