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Kittehjam in dah printer
printer error elbenty:
*lol* My Kismet Kitteh loves to look in the printer. She learned that if she sticks her whole head in the printer (opening the cover just a little) then pulls her head out (letting the cover close) the cartridge will ZIP ZIP across and she can whack it.
My printer is getting sick of this game.
mmmm.. kittehjam, i try marmalade plz!
congratz on top spot, 2-kittehs
Kittehjam? Jus spred awn an snorgle? Mmmm! I can has sekunds? Speeking of nawt sekund, concatulashuns!
Kwestun: I can still has Roody’s Mom nayme eben do I lost mai Roody 3.5 weeks ago? Ai am hartbroked. He wuz 17.5. Mennee teerz still being shed. Nao I hab widdle tiny tabby terror naymded Keeeeeza but ai will alwayz lub mai Roody. But Keeeeeza iz insayne wib de funneez and makez us laff.
so sry roody’s mom. I has a sad fer u!
Big hugs and of cours u keeps da name, ur alwys his mommeh!
whut lolnascar sayed… sry to heer bout Roody…
Awww… Fanks. I will alwaze bee Roody’s Mom inn mai hart.
{{{roody’s mom}}}
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1163519
Awww… That mayd me cry. Ai need mai widdle tiny tabby terror nao to purz and mayke me feel bettr.
awwwwwwwww, din’t mean to make yew cry!! but ai noes………. i am crying 4 all teh peeps wen dey looses der babehs!! mai mamakitty is 18 but still doin gud……. bony liddel butts!!
{{{Roody’s Mom}}} So sorree to heer about Roody!
But - yoo doo know about the Princess Mu Meadow, do yoo nawt?? If nawt, let mee know. Ai will tell it to yoo!
But OV CORSE yoo can - an shud - still bee “Roody’s Mom” heer. Meneee peeple do. Romeow, fur instance uzes the nayme of hur beloved, but nao gawn ober the bridge Romeow!! An there ar mennee odders!
So bee “Roody’s Mom!” An we will awl think ov him wif yoo!
I’m glad to keep the Roody’s Mom naym. Ai always will be his mom. Tell me about the Princes Mu Meadow, please.
saved frum earlier thread:
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
March 1st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoo cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
An - the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts - they jumps out - an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this! I will be here a lot where I can still play with my Roody and he’s healthy and can run around again. Thank you. :::tears:::
I jus read this thread an I iz soo sorry to hears bout Roody. Me n Charliecat willz meet u n Roody in teh Princess Mu Magic Meadow and we can plaayz n haz cheezburgers n all sortsa fun tings!! k??!! They will neber reallly be gone u noe.
Oh, thanx jamakitty foar posting teh JanetCanHas4Kittehs storee! That is so luvlee luvlee! I love love love it, tu!
So sorry {{Roody’s Mom}} I know wut it is liek to looz yur sweetee!
I luvs iit heer in teh Princess Mu Magic Meadow!. I can see my Mas and Furhead. Furhead luved tu run and roll in teh sun. Max luved tu lay awout as flaaaaat as he cud in teh shade.
Thanks so much for telling me about this plass!
{{{{{{{{{{Roody’s Mom}}}}}}}}}}
Ai will meet yu at teh Meadow wif mai Muffin an Felix an Rover. Dey all lef us wif menny happi memriez.
**crawls out of lurker hidey hole** Ai jest had two sai taht eberytiem newun tawks about teh Princess Mu meadow - ai crai!! Mai Chica kitteh, my hoomin boykitteh’s Honey kitteh, nad mai mini schnauzer googie Cody are playing there…ai especially miss mai Chica, she crossed ober teh bridj at age 16, cancer, she had ben giben to mii by mai oldest hoomin brodder, just b4 he died of leukemia… Eberywun here is so caring - the peeps here r the bestest!!!
**crawls, teary-eyed, back into lurker hidey hole**
{{{{{{{ROODY’S MOM}}}}}}}}
Vry sorry to hear about teh Roody. Teh Keeeeeeza lil’ holyterror sounds teh funneh, but ov korss she ar diffrint. I still think fondly back to my kitty Pouncequick and my doggeh Chester.
{{{Roody’s Mom}}} obcourse can still haz the namez! Roody sounds like
he were a wonderful boy!
I lubs deh kittenses so cute and so feroshus and always getting into trubble
He wuz a good boi and alwaze at mai syde, soopervising. Teh kitten is NUTZ!
warm thots for my frend Margie who had to take her Tabitha in to da vet place on Caturday. Tabitha is nao akrost da rainbow bridj and not sick anymore. She was 16.
*moment of silence for Tabitha*
Pleez tell Margie ai know hao she feelz. Mebbe Tabitha is playing wif Roody nao.
Hugs and sympathies for Roody’s Mom and Margie. Glad that Roody and Tabitha are well now.
New, young, insane kittehs is very good at halping ur heart to heal, even though u will still miss ur Roody for a long time. But eventually teh hurting turns into good memories of silleh things he did and the pain and sorrow of his last days that is so strong now will recede.
Mai Roody had ben hurtin in himz jaw. Vet did x-rays. Cancer. He duzn’t hurt ennymoar.
Awww…dat’s ruff. He and Tabitha r boff happee nau.
That’s what happened with my Jethro. I knew he didn’t feel quite himself, but I didn’t know he had cancer until he went into respiratory distress. Dr. Tinycat sed they could make him comfortable for a little while but not too long and it wouldn’t go away ever, so I asked them to take all his hurting away now, plz.
A few months later, my other kitteh, Esme, had some bleeding which turned out to be from a tumor. Luckily, it was caught enough in time that it was removed and she’s going through chemo now. I wish I had known about Jethro’s cancer earlier so he could have had a chance.
About 6 weeks after losing Jethro, I got a 6-month-old kitten to be a companion to Esme. N00b kitteh, Liam, is crazy in good ways but Esme wishes he would stay off her lawn. He made me laff and laff this weekend when he carried around a sheet of bubble wrap bigger than he was and slew it. No moar bubbles! Pop! Pop! Pop!
***sighs***
Ai miss mai kittehs bein liddul sometymes….dey did teh kwaziest fings.
Mai kittehs are still yung….3 are 8 yrs. and 1 is 7 yrs. Ai hopes ai haz gotted teh kittehs dat wyll libs 20 yrs. Ai will haf to be sedated when teh kittehs go to teh Rainbow Bridge…..
Part of the reason it seems that moar kittehs are getting cancer is that they live so much longer now than they used to. Dr. Tinycat said that since they don’t succumb to other stuff as much now, that gives teh nasty cancer time to set up shop.
When it’s time to let go, u know it. It’s very hard to say goodbye, but when u know it’s the right thing for teh kitteh u find the strength to get through it.
U know wut is straynge……ai werks fur a box companee,an one uv our cuztomers iz a crematorium for pets.Dey jus cawled to order boxes.
Iz spookee………
eeckthecat, Ar yu luukin’ foar a wyf? I wud laik to marryz yu. Pliz to be akksidentully miz-durektingz a truk ov boxiz to mai howz, k? Fanx!! Kittehz heer alzo luffs teh boxiz. Kimmitz partissipaet in pozt-modrn kardbord dekonstrukshun art projeks.
elfi, wut is $$ balance for the kitty billz? i wantz tew help.
It wuz hard but ai luved Roody enuf to not let him suffer anymoar. Interesting that cancer comes wen tehy live longer. Mayks sens.
happinz to hoominz, too, ov korss. We nont dyz ov teh ‘burkeelosis or teh pox or teh othr stuff.
Liam kitty
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=485820
Hee! That was him. Only oranger and stripier.
I took a short video of him after he ran off down teh hall wif his trophy and brang it back. I was hoping he would run off wif it again. Instead, he surprised me by jumping up on teh couch where I was, as if to say, “Here, mommeh, u can pop some bubblols!” Teh video soundtrack is mostly *crinkle pop crinkle* but at teh end, it’s me starting to laff.
I’ll has to upload it mabye tonite and share it.
{{{{{{{{{AWL TEH LOLPETZ ADN DERE HYUOOMINS}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ ESPESHULLY TUUDAI ROODY, TABITHA, BUBBA}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Aiz keepin’ mai name. Mah bebbeh brudder been gone a year anna half. He was 19.5. All udder boy pets is “Udder Brudder” ’cause I only had mah one brudder (even tho’ he had teh four legs an’ teh orange stripey furs). Once a momma, allus a momma, no matter what happens.
One day if Ai can figgur it out, Ai’ll post teh link or teh photo of teh bebbeh brudder Bubba.
Iz troo. Teh memries halp make et bearabul. An wei nebber lose teht speshul spot inna ower harts fur teh kittehs. Ai losst a berry speshul kitteh many, many yeers ago an ai keeps thots o himz awais neer. Meh eyes stil leak sumthymes when ai tink a himz. {{{{Roody’s Mom}}}}
Ai noo eberybuddy wood unnerstand. Butt ai coodn’t say ennyfing until nao bekuz it mayde me cry too much. Funnee fing, mai tiny terror tabby sleeps ware Roody slept awn mai pillo. Ai luvz her foar taht.
{{{{{tiny terror tabby}}}}} lurves her noooo mommy
(((((((((((Roody’sMom)))))))))))))) I sew sawrry of ur loss. I carriez menny kittehz in mai hart, tew, an it iz allwaiz hard. Sownz liek Keeeeeza keepin u okkyoopi-ed nao, berry gud tew hazzing teh laffin at tihs tiem!
Sheez good at keepin us laffin. Tuday befoar werk she wuz halloweeeen kitteh wif teh sidewaez floofy jumps. Mayks it bettr sinc Roody alwaze soopervised me getting drest. Now ai laff insted of cry.
LOL!! My huzbin an’ Kizzy had dis gaem when he be gittin’ drest… she’d luk at him from akrozz teh hows, he’d luk at hur frum teh bedruum doar…. Den him git down on hims hans’n'neez an put hims hed down, glarez at her, den hide behin’ teh door.
She’d do spiky-kitty-bownsy-krabwalk all da way akross da hows to whax him.
Dis gaem ended when we got sekind kitteh… but wuz sush a gud gaem.
Sorry bout Rudy, who libbed a long habbee laife. Concats on noo bebbee terror. Souns laike noo kitteh is habbin lozza fun!
Noo kitteh is full uf teh crazee! She attaks othr kitteh, Seeeeesha, then wen Seeeesha goes aftr her, bebbee runs to me gowing HALP! Tooo much funnees!
Kitteh jam? Lyke…
Appul…
Booberrie…
Cranberree…
D…
Dingleberreh
elderbeery
Fig
G….
Goosberreh
Hucklolberree
Ickiberry
J….
jalapeno jelly
kumquat marmalade
lingonberry jam
m….
Jelee insted
Keewee
Laim
Mangoe
N…
Nawt grap jellee
Otter flavurs
Pikkle jam (eet it wif relish….)
Q..
Quince
Raspberry
Salmonberry
T…
Toonaberri?
Unusually sweet snozberry
V..
very mild jalepeno jelly
wild beebleberry jelly picked by L’il Itch
x-tra sweet lemon marmalade
yet another jar of grape jelly
zebra striped jar of mixed white grape and blackberry jelly
(Nawt yet a flu…flew…floo…good lolspeaker)
Toejam (and Earl)
Ugni
V…
Vanilla
Wondrberry
X…
dingleberreh? noe wantz…itz teh pleh…
*snickur*
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