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Kittehjam in dah printer
printer error elbenty:
*lol* My Kismet Kitteh loves to look in the printer. She learned that if she sticks her whole head in the printer (opening the cover just a little) then pulls her head out (letting the cover close) the cartridge will ZIP ZIP across and she can whack it.
My printer is getting sick of this game.
haha! so cute!
mmmm.. kittehjam, i try marmalade plz!
congratz on top spot, 2-kittehs
Kittehjam? Jus spred awn an snorgle? Mmmm! I can has sekunds? Speeking of nawt sekund, concatulashuns!
Kwestun: I can still has Roody’s Mom nayme eben do I lost mai Roody 3.5 weeks ago? Ai am hartbroked. He wuz 17.5. Mennee teerz still being shed. Nao I hab widdle tiny tabby terror naymded Keeeeeza but ai will alwayz lub mai Roody. But Keeeeeza iz insayne wib de funneez and makez us laff.
so sry roody’s mom. I has a sad fer u!
Big hugs and of cours u keeps da name, ur alwys his mommeh!
whut lolnascar sayed… sry to heer bout Roody…
Awww… Fanks. I will alwaze bee Roody’s Mom inn mai hart.
{{{roody’s mom}}}
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1163519
Awww… That mayd me cry. Ai need mai widdle tiny tabby terror nao to purz and mayke me feel bettr.
awwwwwwwww, din’t mean to make yew cry!! but ai noes………. i am crying 4 all teh peeps wen dey looses der babehs!! mai mamakitty is 18 but still doin gud……. bony liddel butts!!
{{{Roody’s Mom}}} So sorree to heer about Roody!
But – yoo doo know about the Princess Mu Meadow, do yoo nawt?? If nawt, let mee know. Ai will tell it to yoo!
But OV CORSE yoo can – an shud – still bee “Roody’s Mom” heer. Meneee peeple do. Romeow, fur instance uzes the nayme of hur beloved, but nao gawn ober the bridge Romeow!! An there ar mennee odders!
So bee “Roody’s Mom!” An we will awl think ov him wif yoo!
I’m glad to keep the Roody’s Mom naym. Ai always will be his mom. Tell me about the Princes Mu Meadow, please.
saved frum earlier thread:
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
March 1st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoo cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this! I will be here a lot where I can still play with my Roody and he’s healthy and can run around again. Thank you. :::tears:::
I jus read this thread an I iz soo sorry to hears bout Roody. Me n Charliecat willz meet u n Roody in teh Princess Mu Magic Meadow and we can plaayz n haz cheezburgers n all sortsa fun tings!! k??!! They will neber reallly be gone u noe.
Oh, thanx jamakitty foar posting teh JanetCanHas4Kittehs storee! That is so luvlee luvlee! I love love love it, tu!
So sorry {{Roody’s Mom}} I know wut it is liek to looz yur sweetee!
I luvs iit heer in teh Princess Mu Magic Meadow!. I can see my Mas and Furhead. Furhead luved tu run and roll in teh sun. Max luved tu lay awout as flaaaaat as he cud in teh shade.
Thanks so much for telling me about this plass!
{{{{{{{{{{Roody’s Mom}}}}}}}}}}
Ai will meet yu at teh Meadow wif mai Muffin an Felix an Rover. Dey all lef us wif menny happi memriez.
**crawls out of lurker hidey hole** Ai jest had two sai taht eberytiem newun tawks about teh Princess Mu meadow – ai crai!! Mai Chica kitteh, my hoomin boykitteh’s Honey kitteh, nad mai mini schnauzer googie Cody are playing there…ai especially miss mai Chica, she crossed ober teh bridj at age 16, cancer, she had ben giben to mii by mai oldest hoomin brodder, just b4 he died of leukemia… Eberywun here is so caring – the peeps here r the bestest!!!
**crawls, teary-eyed, back into lurker hidey hole**
{{{{{{{ROODY’S MOM}}}}}}}}
Vry sorry to hear about teh Roody. Teh Keeeeeeza lil’ holyterror sounds teh funneh, but ov korss she ar diffrint. I still think fondly back to my kitty Pouncequick and my doggeh Chester.
{{{Roody’s Mom}}} obcourse can still haz the namez! Roody sounds like
he were a wonderful boy!
I lubs deh kittenses so cute and so feroshus and always getting into trubble
He wuz a good boi and alwaze at mai syde, soopervising. Teh kitten is NUTZ!
warm thots for my frend Margie who had to take her Tabitha in to da vet place on Caturday. Tabitha is nao akrost da rainbow bridj and not sick anymore. She was 16.
*moment of silence for Tabitha*
Pleez tell Margie ai know hao she feelz. Mebbe Tabitha is playing wif Roody nao.
Hugs and sympathies for Roody’s Mom and Margie. Glad that Roody and Tabitha are well now.
New, young, insane kittehs is very good at halping ur heart to heal, even though u will still miss ur Roody for a long time. But eventually teh hurting turns into good memories of silleh things he did and the pain and sorrow of his last days that is so strong now will recede.
Mai Roody had ben hurtin in himz jaw. Vet did x-rays. Cancer. He duzn’t hurt ennymoar.
Awww…dat’s ruff. He and Tabitha r boff happee nau.
That’s what happened with my Jethro. I knew he didn’t feel quite himself, but I didn’t know he had cancer until he went into respiratory distress. Dr. Tinycat sed they could make him comfortable for a little while but not too long and it wouldn’t go away ever, so I asked them to take all his hurting away now, plz.
A few months later, my other kitteh, Esme, had some bleeding which turned out to be from a tumor. Luckily, it was caught enough in time that it was removed and she’s going through chemo now. I wish I had known about Jethro’s cancer earlier so he could have had a chance.
About 6 weeks after losing Jethro, I got a 6-month-old kitten to be a companion to Esme. N00b kitteh, Liam, is crazy in good ways but Esme wishes he would stay off her lawn. He made me laff and laff this weekend when he carried around a sheet of bubble wrap bigger than he was and slew it. No moar bubbles! Pop! Pop! Pop!
***sighs***
Ai miss mai kittehs bein liddul sometymes….dey did teh kwaziest fings.
Mai kittehs are still yung….3 are 8 yrs. and 1 is 7 yrs. Ai hopes ai haz gotted teh kittehs dat wyll libs 20 yrs. Ai will haf to be sedated when teh kittehs go to teh Rainbow Bridge…..
Part of the reason it seems that moar kittehs are getting cancer is that they live so much longer now than they used to. Dr. Tinycat said that since they don’t succumb to other stuff as much now, that gives teh nasty cancer time to set up shop.
When it’s time to let go, u know it. It’s very hard to say goodbye, but when u know it’s the right thing for teh kitteh u find the strength to get through it.
U know wut is straynge……ai werks fur a box companee,an one uv our cuztomers iz a crematorium for pets.Dey jus cawled to order boxes.
Iz spookee………
eeckthecat, Ar yu luukin’ foar a wyf? I wud laik to marryz yu. Pliz to be akksidentully miz-durektingz a truk ov boxiz to mai howz, k? Fanx!! Kittehz heer alzo luffs teh boxiz. Kimmitz partissipaet in pozt-modrn kardbord dekonstrukshun art projeks.
elfi, wut is $$ balance for the kitty billz? i wantz tew help.
It wuz hard but ai luved Roody enuf to not let him suffer anymoar. Interesting that cancer comes wen tehy live longer. Mayks sens.
happinz to hoominz, too, ov korss. We nont dyz ov teh ‘burkeelosis or teh pox or teh othr stuff.
Liam kitty
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=485820
Hee! That was him. Only oranger and stripier.
I took a short video of him after he ran off down teh hall wif his trophy and brang it back. I was hoping he would run off wif it again. Instead, he surprised me by jumping up on teh couch where I was, as if to say, “Here, mommeh, u can pop some bubblols!” Teh video soundtrack is mostly *crinkle pop crinkle* but at teh end, it’s me starting to laff.
I’ll has to upload it mabye tonite and share it.
{{{{{{{{{AWL TEH LOLPETZ ADN DERE HYUOOMINS}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ ESPESHULLY TUUDAI ROODY, TABITHA, BUBBA}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Aiz keepin’ mai name. Mah bebbeh brudder been gone a year anna half. He was 19.5. All udder boy pets is “Udder Brudder” ’cause I only had mah one brudder (even tho’ he had teh four legs an’ teh orange stripey furs). Once a momma, allus a momma, no matter what happens.
One day if Ai can figgur it out, Ai’ll post teh link or teh photo of teh bebbeh brudder Bubba.
Iz troo. Teh memries halp make et bearabul. An wei nebber lose teht speshul spot inna ower harts fur teh kittehs. Ai losst a berry speshul kitteh many, many yeers ago an ai keeps thots o himz awais neer. Meh eyes stil leak sumthymes when ai tink a himz. {{{{Roody’s Mom}}}}
Ai noo eberybuddy wood unnerstand. Butt ai coodn’t say ennyfing until nao bekuz it mayde me cry too much. Funnee fing, mai tiny terror tabby sleeps ware Roody slept awn mai pillo. Ai luvz her foar taht.
{{{{{tiny terror tabby}}}}} lurves her noooo mommy
(((((((((((Roody’sMom)))))))))))))) I sew sawrry of ur loss. I carriez menny kittehz in mai hart, tew, an it iz allwaiz hard. Sownz liek Keeeeeza keepin u okkyoopi-ed nao, berry gud tew hazzing teh laffin at tihs tiem!
Sheez good at keepin us laffin. Tuday befoar werk she wuz halloweeeen kitteh wif teh sidewaez floofy jumps. Mayks it bettr sinc Roody alwaze soopervised me getting drest. Now ai laff insted of cry.
LOL!! My huzbin an’ Kizzy had dis gaem when he be gittin’ drest… she’d luk at him from akrozz teh hows, he’d luk at hur frum teh bedruum doar…. Den him git down on hims hans’n'neez an put hims hed down, glarez at her, den hide behin’ teh door.
She’d do spiky-kitty-bownsy-krabwalk all da way akross da hows to whax him.
Dis gaem ended when we got sekind kitteh… but wuz sush a gud gaem.
Sorry bout Rudy, who libbed a long habbee laife. Concats on noo bebbee terror. Souns laike noo kitteh is habbin lozza fun!
Noo kitteh is full uf teh crazee! She attaks othr kitteh, Seeeeesha, then wen Seeeesha goes aftr her, bebbee runs to me gowing HALP! Tooo much funnees!
Kitteh jam? Lyke…
Appul…
Booberrie…
Cranberree…
D…
Dingleberreh
elderbeery
Fig
G….
Goosberreh
Hucklolberree
Ickiberry
J….
jalapeno jelly
kumquat marmalade
lingonberry jam
m….
Jelee insted
Keewee
Laim
Mangoe
N…
Nawt grap jellee
Otter flavurs
Pikkle jam (eet it wif relish….)
Q..
Quince
Raspberry
Salmonberry
T…
Toonaberri?
Unusually sweet snozberry
V..
very mild jalepeno jelly
wild beebleberry jelly picked by L’il Itch
x-tra sweet lemon marmalade
yet another jar of grape jelly
zebra striped jar of mixed white grape and blackberry jelly
(Nawt yet a flu…flew…floo…good lolspeaker)
Toejam (and Earl)
Ugni
V…
Vanilla
Wondrberry
X…
dingleberreh? noe wantz…itz teh pleh…
*snickur*
how do u know??
the new fax-a-cat cat rental service proved to be a complete business disaster, financially ruining the owners and leaving rolled up cats in fax trays across the country
( or : feed me a stray cat )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I
“It’s a fax from your dog, Mr Dansworth. It looks like your cat”
http://bp2.blogger.com/_iQh0ba1rPM8/RgzFkjzq3yI/AAAAAAAAAFU/0RHJtRg990Q/s1600-h/Cat+fax.jpg
This is actually my mom’s cat.
Waht yuu lookin fur?
concats to two_kittehs on nawt-second! We seems to be tyed. I’se so eggsited cawse this is my nawt-second nawt-second!
ohai spring concats to you 2!
congratz-2-layshuns Spring on ur 3way tye fur nawt-sekond!
Aww, concatz on yr nawt sekund tyme fur da top spot Spring!
Ur printer is coughin up hairball.
Wow! 3way tye fur top, lolnascar!
iz 1 sooper-sized hareball
sooper sized and stripey
Hi ho hi ho
ork to werk i go
Have a nice day ebberywun!
I see the problem.
It’s just a hareball. Shud be ok wif a littul greese.
gmta
Ohai Lolnascar! I mist ICHC frum bein on vacashun!
**spritz spritz**
Ennything eggsiting happen while I wuz awai?
welcomes back leeza b…
nuttin much goin on.
ohai leeza-b, did u hab a gud vacashun? maus be taken bery gud care of ur squirels. da gang made hims snert during a meeting on frydai. not much elsie goin on
it wuz gud! nothin eksiting, just taking it eesy and gettin stuff done arownd teh howse.
I will see teh skwirrlz soon I hoaps!
**wunders wut to exxpect….**
Mebbe teh skwirrels wuz takin care uv Maus,insted uv teh udder wai arownd!
*Maus enters riding Petunia*
*Half of the skwirrlz enter marching, each carrying a teeny-tiny souffle*
*The other half come flying in wearing their nuclear-powered jet packs*
*The flying skwirrlz sky-write “WELCOME BACK LEEZA”*
*All stop in front of Leeza*
I think they’re none the worse for wear. And we all learned some stuff
Please enjoy the souffles. They’re vanilla with Grand Marnier sauce.
OK, guys. Leeza’s back!
*Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!*
O my!
U taughted them to make sew-flays? Tray shiek!!
I iz so impressed! Apparently kyootsie littul rodenty type cheezpeeps werk well together!
Fanks Maus!
The sew-flay is NOMMY!!
welcum back……..
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1264334
Fanks Jamamakitteh!!
Yoo r sew sweet!
And verry gud wif the capshuns!
ai cudden find a cookin squirrel so I thot dis wud dooooo. wee awl missed yew
Yay! Welcomes bak, Leeza!
Heeeeerz a survival kit fur you!
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*passes ober fansyshmancy gif bag*
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This ICHC sruvival kit containz:
A yearz supply ob poison dart potion
Box o’ choklit possumz
Care troll bait
Duktape (nebber ending supleye)
E…
Ebbil repellent….
Floofy spray….
Gushiefuds….
H….
hairball cleanup-solushun
Igor’s personal phone number
JCH4K Theatre and Purrfowrming Arts Center, season tikets
k…
Kyoot intensifier….
Luvely 50’s bathing cap…..
Maus repellent…
Nommy traets…..
O…
organizational chart, so you you noes who to complayn to.
possums, starter kit
quinine
R…
Root bier…..
Sasparilla…..
Tea….
U….
ungulates, Hitchiker’s Guide to
Vogon Poetry
Wiperz wif lenz kleener fur the Compewter Screem
X…
Xtra donuts….
Yummy cawfee….
Zingers.
Ooohh!!!
FANKS Mary O’thotfull gifts, Eek and PdB!
I am trooly tuched. Well I haz always been a littul tuched but much moar than yoosual today!
These will come in handee!!
So manee yoosful things….
***gazes at the wunnderful colleckshun of very speshul gifs***
***Piks up the floofy spray, and spritzes***
Ohh… big hare.. I haz it!!
(Notices the warning on the bottul… consentrated, yoose half strength… or else yoo will haz floofy hares for elebenty seven days)
Oops.
Yesh….teh Floofy Spray be berry touchy stuffs !
Ar it a printer or a portal to the basement cat?
Lukin fur da chaymburr uff secrettz. BRB
U shuld try the tabby too it comes in many flavohs of cute!
Oh noes dis shuld go under Kayjoy’s commint!
Ohai Tribble, how is Uz dis morning?
Fine tank u two_kittehs. An u?
Concats on yr top spot dis mornin.
o fanks Tribble I ar dosing well!
Oh, and you are out of ink, too.
I C lolnascar makes it a tree-way tye! Concats to lolnascar also.
fanks
Oh, and you are out of ink, too!
There must be an easier way to get the Red Wings logo on the cat.
Hee betur fix dat prynter, it iff hee wantz tu bee reddi fur da gayme tu nite!
Kitteh iz lukking fer teh tradishunul Octopus Ov Sillybrashun!
Ai wud put liddul Red Wings jerzees on mai kittehs,iffin ai did nawt fink ai wud be clawed to ribbuns!
Ai hasn’t been able to follow teh series. Can you tell meh who is ahead? Last Ai saw wuz teh WedWangs. O’course, Ais pullin’ fer teh Penguins, ’cause Ai laik teh Crosby. CYOOOT! OK, an’ he ‘mind me uh Gretzky and Super Mario combined.
Teh Wingz iz leedin teh serees 3 gaymes to 1.
2nite iz game 5, heer in De-troy-it.
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I’z nawt gonna watch, mite be mad fer mai blud pressurs. I’ll peke fro mah fingers an hab teh kittehs report awn teh gaem as it iz played.
Mebbee weez cud hidez behynde teh sofah wif Ambercat???
Teh Penguins needs to gets off teh buttz an’ play FTW!
your cat is stuck!
take a look
http://www.fotolollose.com
Ai neerly spued mai keebored wen Ai sah dis.
why yes, teh maus did roll in here
justaminnit- i gets it owt
PC LOAD KITTEN
kitteh-squad comes ovar to fix ur technologies
ohai everybuddy,
fer some reason, right now ICHC is nawt displaying any of the picshurs. None of them. Nope. Nawt on FyreFawx. Nawt on Safari. Maybe is a noo trick by wierdpress? I notice that the picshurs for all the ads are still there. Of course!!1!
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howsomever, this is a youneek opportunity to try out the “this picture is nawt funny” troll mask. “This picture is so nawt funny it’s nawt even a picture… why can’tz we has funny picshurs like in the old days, when they were picshoors of kittehs and stuff, whine whine…”
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or a new variation on the “it’s nawt a cheetah, it’z a stachoo of an elophont” troll. “Stoopy people, thatz not a kitteh in the printer. Itz nawt even a picshoor of a kitteh in the printer. It’z a big nuffing. It’z nawt even a picshoor
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but, alas, by the time ai posts this, the picshoors will probably have appeared and yew will all just wonder what the heck I’m talking about. That’s ok.
ROTFL!!!! Ai lubs ur commints, P. d’Beaker!
thnx, upfi. of course, the pictures all re-appeared right after I posted my comment.
* pssssst* igor has been werkin on teh phenolphthalein ink. fer teh kitteh printer & teh ammonya frum teh litter box reveeled teh picture. Good think you gotted teh troll mazk on…
LOL!!! Phenolphthalein !! YAY!!! (oboy I knowz wut dat ar!! yay!!
(dis wun taim, I was wypin’ down my lab table wun dae wif 10% bleach and the papertowels… I noticed the papertowels got warm and turned pink….. I asked my physiology instructor about it, she’d never even noticed.)
-hee: doesn’t it look like a word made up for lolspeak?
lolz
i fink werdpress is borked. i’m having ishews posting pics on my site
*beep beepdee beep…beepbeepdeebeep …beepbeepdeebeep…*
This just in from the Conseil et formation en communication and Interplol:
Tourists and real French people are being evakumated from Paree doo to a reign of terror caused by a mad sine tist who steels petit fours, Mazeratea limos, a truckload of cranial saws, high voltage transformers, and several rooftop lightning antennas. The police have rounded up the usual supsects.
De tales at elbentee…
In an related storee,
a large stachoo from the Centruh Poompidoo
wich haz bin teh sorz of mucho controversee (is it a represenashun of un African or Asian odd toed ungulate? Is it even a stachoo?) has been misplaced. Invesitgashuns are underway. Det. Clawsoh had no comet.
Well, cudn’t it be that the petit fours wuz only being borrowed? and cudn’t it be that the mazzzzerati limo was just being moveded frum its parking spot to a better parking spot, sumwhere else? and cudn’t it be that the cranial saws and ohai voltage transformers wuz just, well, misplaced?
aim just saying …
well… it’s pawsibul.
but then.. there’s this:
inventorspot.com/articles/scientists_create_glowinthedark__9191
HHey Ian. You and I need to get together sometime and have a go at a solipsism…
Hmmm, Ian Cognito soundes suspyshouslee liek teh neefaryeeous LCB ov ill repuute adn theeveree;
(Cud tehms bees teh saime purrsohn?? Foargeyt bowt teh abatar simeelaritee tuu a surten Perfesser)
Nope. Although, now that you mention it, that wud be a good ezplanation for the disappearance of pastries, luxury automobiles, and sine-tific suppliez of various questionable kinds. It wuz LCB took them !!1!!
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un-fortunmately, LCB is nawt in Fronce, and Pd’B wuz. Wuz, ai say. He isn’t any more. Gone. Floo the koop. How does ai noes? umm … well… ai heard frum somwun who knew a guy who heard that. Nuffing to see here. Move along.
Dear P d’B,
when i 1st came 2 ICHC this am, there wuz 6 commints n no lolpix fur ME 2 see. i had 2 extropo-extrapol-..guess whut teh pix wuz.
i toadally luv ur troll talk!
nao sum1 can do teh caretroll talk*donnot put tabbehz inna printer! eben teh small kittehs flail around unexpectedly..etc..*
fanks fer teh commints an teh troll-imitashuns, Pd’B! I wuz habing teh same prollem (awn teh Mac, too) an jes figgered it wuz dat mai innertoobs wuz borked. I’z glad yur commints maded teh pikshurs kum bak!!!
ZOMGosh- yew don’t fink LCB, PdB & IC aer awl in cahoots wif ee chudder??!!?
drat. this iznt in teh rite place-did sumone borrow this post & moove it to a diffrunt parkin place for nefareeyus porpoises?
isn’t that “caheuts”?
owr wuz it “kahütz”?
gesundheit.
*applauds*
me seez not eithar
In Soveeyet Rusha, ur kat kuld nawt finish printing b-kawz a dokumint iz in teh wey.
Care Troll Bait!
Onlee perfeshunal vettecks shud be allowed to put da kittehs in the printer. Theyr skin is so pourus an can be affeckted negativementally by the tockins in da inks.
Please i bet uf u, foar the kittehs. No. Printer. For. Kitteh!
beg uf u, i means
dern…can’t caretroll verrah well.
ummm, scyooze me. Shudn’t it be a team composed of teh perfesshunul vettek and the accredited pyootertek that shud put the kitteh in (or remove the kitteh frum) teh printer (or server, or other IT equipment)? Ai mean, think of the dangers! think of the risks! think of teh toxkins, and teh lectrical shocks and the hawt fusing elements and the paper cuts. Paper cuts!!1! Kittehs have the tender toepads, and what if they got a paper cut!
Mr. d’Beaker, it has cum t’ower attenshun dat yer lab is causing the whirld tew tip on it’s axis…….. yew must ceese n deceased immejutly
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1265224
snerk!!
that is teh awesum.
Igor, he’s always up to sumfin. Just good clean fun. Well, good fun. Well, fun. Yew knows wut ai means.
yeah, what he sed.
Luks laik fun to mee!!
BATTER UP!!! LOL
*Puts on care troll mask*
You should lock your printer up, so kittehs can’t get into it and get hurt!
You wouldn’t let a small child near your printer!
Why doesn’t your cat deserve the same protection?
*Removes care troll mask.*
Tee hee, that was fun!
Oooooh,Tribble….ur mask wuz SCAREEE!
***tee,hee ****
Oh mai, yesh. We mus keeps teh kittehs frum teh printer anna pyooter. Butz pls leaf tehm bee in teh scanner cents we knoos how import ant teh Cat Scans beh fur teh hosapital wher teh sik peeps be.
*puts awn caretroll mask*
I agree with this poster. Cats and dogs can get seriously injured, or even killed, if they mess with electronics. Hundreds of animals die every year due to negligence and ignorance by their owners. This is cruelty to animals. If only PETA got a hold of this. They’d order this site shut down immediately!!!
*Caretroll Glare*
*takes off caretroll mask*
*burns caretroll mask*
Unkleen! Unkleen! Unkleen! I can has baftymz nao? I need bleech!
Purrhaps tahy hav moar at teh TY Boo Teek!
Ur printowt has cat-hair on it. Wunner whai.
Meh pyoot collekz teh co-pee-us cat hairz an ai haf 2 vakoom et owt alla thyme. Meh tinks meh pyooter iz tryin 2 knitten meh a noo kitten.
Noe, kitteh, Aslan nawt n dere. Trie da klawzit….
…but you nebber noes…
Okay, I see ur promlim, it’ll coss u 38 cheezburgers, an U’ll hafta chanj the ink cartrij.
anudder invisible LOLcat?
Hai! Ai kant reed tihs printowt! Iz spelled rong.
Nosy co-wurker kitteh wantz 2 kno what purrsonal stuff ur printin on teh werk printur.
….an hims wyll gets a fayceful o’ ink fur hiz trubbuls!
Copy Cat…..
Ur doin it wrong!!!!
LULZ!
I Can Has Catscanz?
Da printa…..it haz a furrball!!
Ai Ordrd teh cheezburger….where iz mah lunch!?
KITTEH IS EATIN UR TONERS
Wel, synce kopyur bees owtta papure, adn noeboddee seams tuu wunt tuu replaise iyt, kitteh decydid tuu taike a nappee foar awhil;
Duryng her siesta, kitteh heppins tuu bees absourbyng awl teh elektrikal energee abailable; tihs meens taht ebben iyf kopyur geyts restouked wif papure, iyt wil stil bees borked, becuz kitteh haz awl ov teh powure; her’s rlly wireded, babbeh!!!!
Maeks me think of a certane exam question and its answer.
If a ball of mass X rolls down a slope of height Y, and bounces off a spring at the bottom, will it roll back up the slope?
The answer: No. There is an elephant in the way.
Teh stoodent anserin the qweshchun dreweded an elephant on teh sloep. So, yoo see, his anser was rite. Sorta. Hoew it relatez to kitteh jams i haz no ideya.
adn u callz yersef SENSIBLEcat???
wut doz PC lode litter meen?
gives a new meaning to the term printer problem
YOUR COMMENT IS WEIRD. PEACE OUT HOMEDOG!!!!!!! (THIS GUY UBOVE ME)
wow that looks very hurtfull
dis picture is cuter den ze rest