Side effects of this medication include:
Side effects of this medication include: tunnel vision and sudden attacks to the face.
member 2 taek ur medicine. it nawt gud wen u dont.
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Ai SED… DUNT FLUSH
GeeNeeZcats: Concatumalashuns own FFL; Wut kynde ov drinkee & dancee duz yuu wunt???
chawklit, chawklit N moor chawklit
martuunies 2
enny danz U wants
“not funny… da fish not really down here…”
Happy tawp spot GeeNee!
Wud u liek anything speshul fur yr cellobrasun?
10-Q leeza-b (also cheshireKK)
*ai noes dis pik was nawt watterz, butz a tuuby fing
dat da kitteh iz in, but 2 mee it luuked liek him beein
flushed down da twalit*
so letz juss danz N twerrell rownd N rownd (2 enny
musik U liek) ’til we gits reel dizzy
Oh noes! I alreddy haz the dizzies! Sum inner err thing… it’s teh pleh!
But u said choklit!
So… how abowt a big dish of dutchy chawklit i scream, wif hot fudge onna top?
Maybe even sum.. choklit whippy creem?
And a toylit song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqGfs0zOXg
Oh, noes, indeed! U haz my simpaphee! Ai haz had teh lythededness laytly, too. It iz, indeed, teh pleh. I haz teh hidyous Lyme Dizeez.
Ai hopes ur inner eer bedder soon.
jus gotz bak frum lissinin @ all dem tawlit songz
still ROFLin so hard ai almoss wet mai self
2…2…funneeee
facepaw, revised version
Luks liek teh vortex ob DOOM. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
No- It’s… It’s…. Habitrail Kitteh!!
Abul to sneek into small spaces in a singul sneek…
’skuse mii. gotta cawl teh Dr. brb
make shure teh Dr. has had ’sperience wiff cat-ektomies!
Bu down worri iz prividing enhancemant!
Iffn eet duz yoo gud, ett duz bad fingz 2
Lazerz AND pointee endz….dubble trubble!
oranje U glad heez knot oranje?
tribble trubble: doan want!!!
The road to the basement..
is payved wit gud intenshuns.
….or bad pointee ends!
going 2 yore doing it rong!
[ware’s my BASKIT??!!!!11
oops, i mint “going 2 hell/basemint”!
If going to hell, please specify which size basket you wish.
a.)large, laundry size
b.)medium grocery size
or c.)small, hand size
kthxbai
N E size, so long as it issa “hand baskit”!
Dis is teh layst time teh goggie tricks me…
liek day sai een tennis E - mebbeh…
eye noe dem saiz dis een taxiss -
trik mii wunce; shaem awn goggie.
uh…………
trik mii……………
uh twyz.?
sahem awn……
shaem awn…….. sumtink???
*Handz Gibbo a chokklit martoonee.*
Heer I think u b needing dis.
let mii helping u.
fool mii wunst…shame on doggie.
fool mii twiest…shame on doggie.
fool mii tree timez ….sham on doggie.
fool mii ….
cweenmj, u r alwaz reddy 2 b heppin peeps heah.
u vary nise lady…adn a travellah ? Ai saw yur cyoot
leetil bunneh pic. Tehy b so cyoot likah lil gray ball
ov furri wif beeg earz. Bebbee jakrabbitz.
insert happy face here.
*Prikkz up eerz*
Hai percycat! I awlwayz glad 2 hepping peepz. iznt deh liddul bun-bun kewt?? himz (or hurz?) iz gittin bigger. It nawt b a jakking rabbit, tho — it b deh kottintayl. I sawinged him a cullpa timez 2day out bai dhe floarz.
Yas, yez. Duz kitteh want tu chasez bun-bun?
Adn mak taht funni mowth adn teefs
chatturin noiz, taht’s sew funniez
awl teh tyme?
oh hai.
i’m in yore tunnlol vishualizing yU.
Won pill maeks u larjur
An won pill maeks u small
An teh wons taht mohm gibbs u
Nawt do ennyting at awl.
Grace Slick, Dr. Who & Rod Serling… this pic evoaks them awl!
Taht adn paynefull attacks tew teh face wif pointy endz… must bii communal memry ob biiing huntid?
Nawt 2 minshun Morfeeyus n “Da Maytikz”:
“U tayk da red peel, n I shoez u jess haow deep da rabbit hoal goez.”
Ohai Aahz!
Yew shud recaption this wun!!!
Cud bii vry funnee… manee taeks awn ett, tew.
Disgruntled kitteh: Taeks teh red peel, hii sayz. Ai show hym deep rabbit hoal!
Ohai, {{{{{SMoM, }}}}}semez leik Slick nd Serling ar b4 yu tiem unles yu ar wun ub doze hoo watchez owldeez awwlatiem.
Ai haz maed 42 trips rownd teh sun… Ai riimember teh B&W tellybishun!!
Wuz just a lil’ thang in teh 60’s, bud Ai n00 bowt Grace in teh layte 70’s riiNcarNatshun, Jevverson Starship (Run Away & Miriculz whir mai favrites.)
Rod Ai member frum mai gramma’s t.v., am nawt shur… it mae hab been rerund.
gess yu wur paing moar atenshun dan moast liddul wunz ai nu. oar iz berry lieklee ai wuz tu bizzy being mom at dat tiem tu be awn doze fingz. gawt nawt secund teebee fur nu yeerz party 1965. Had 2 in skool nd babey awna flor.♥♥♥
Aw, Ai miss teh blankie babiez. (Nicer tahn rugrats)
Furvest back Ai miirember wuz n00z bowt Nam & teh “KrecherFeachur” show @night that wuz skairy. Ai wacht Abbot N Costyellow Meet teh Wulfman (or teh mummie?) frum under a blankie wif a whole innit… maed mii bravur.
Hmmm gess Ai wuz steel kinda a blankie babie tehn!
teh Tiem Tunnill!! Yay!!
Am Ai teh onleeiest one dat heers teh Dr. Who theme musick?
If ur face is attacked for moar than 4 hours, consult ur face-ician.
If ur face is attacked for moar than 4 hours, mebbeh u r a stoopeh, stubborn
goggie.
Or sumpin.
engineer kitteh uses jeffries toob
But Cap’n, we aynt gawt noe powr! Teh injin rume b oavurrunded wif kittehs, n deyz awlsew taykin ober teh awk-silly-ayree kuntrowl!
and encounters UberTribble?
Nawt at dis tym — Tribble’s nawt awn dis fred yit…
Don’t sai nuffin bout no uber tribble!! Maus wanted tu haz me “fixed” cawz uff da humidittee tribble picher! Had tu go intu witness proteckshun till eye new it wuz safe.
Ai cannot luk aht dis piktur……keep seein teh kiiteh charging aht me !!!
U can stop it from charging teh same way u can stop a lolaphant from charging: take away his creddit card!
This Joke brang to u by 101 Elolphant Jokes, Scholastic Book Services, nineteen-sixty-something.
****snerk****
Toes wur teh daz moi friennd…
How do you kill da blue elephant?
Blue elephant gun.
How do you kill da pink elephant?
Stawp drinkin…
ai wunce shot an elephant in my pajamas …
Wot he wus doin in yur jemimas Ai hayt to fink!
Haow da ellyfunt gawt n ur pyjammiez we’ll nebber noe…
that’s wut he gets for waring ur pj’s..!
Wheer I grewed up, der was a cheezburger joint called the Pink Elephant. Had very bad reputashuns — duh poleez was constantly been called to stop fights. Aftuh I heer dis, I wants de boiz to take me dere, but dey refuzes. Dey seyz I was too nice a gurl for place lahk dat. I neber gotted to goes.
Um, Keogh? Teh Whirled Wildlife Federation is here. They’d like a word wif u in private.