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Side effects of this medication include: tunnel vision and sudden attacks to the face.
member 2 taek ur medicine. it nawt gud wen u dont.
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Ai SED… DUNT FLUSH
GeeNeeZcats: Concatumalashuns own FFL; Wut kynde ov drinkee & dancee duz yuu wunt???
chawklit, chawklit N moor chawklit
martuunies 2
enny danz U wants
“not funny… da fish not really down here…”
Happy tawp spot GeeNee!
Wud u liek anything speshul fur yr cellobrasun?
10-Q leeza-b (also cheshireKK)
*ai noes dis pik was nawt watterz, butz a tuuby fing
dat da kitteh iz in, but 2 mee it luuked liek him beein
flushed down da twalit*
so letz juss danz N twerrell rownd N rownd (2 enny
musik U liek) ’til we gits reel dizzy
Oh noes! I alreddy haz the dizzies! Sum inner err thing… it’s teh pleh!
But u said choklit!
So… how abowt a big dish of dutchy chawklit i scream, wif hot fudge onna top?
Maybe even sum.. choklit whippy creem?
And a toylit song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqGfs0zOXg
Oh, noes, indeed! U haz my simpaphee! Ai haz had teh lythededness laytly, too. It iz, indeed, teh pleh. I haz teh hidyous Lyme Dizeez.
Ai hopes ur inner eer bedder soon.
jus gotz bak frum lissinin @ all dem tawlit songz
still ROFLin so hard ai almoss wet mai self
2…2…funneeee
facepaw, revised version
Luks liek teh vortex ob DOOM. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
No- It’s… It’s…. Habitrail Kitteh!!
Abul to sneek into small spaces in a singul sneek…
’skuse mii. gotta cawl teh Dr. brb
make shure teh Dr. has had ’sperience wiff cat-ektomies!
Bu down worri iz prividing enhancemant!
Iffn eet duz yoo gud, ett duz bad fingz 2
Lazerz AND pointee endz….dubble trubble!
oranje U glad heez knot oranje?
tribble trubble: doan want!!!
The road to the basement..
is payved wit gud intenshuns.
….or bad pointee ends!
going 2 yore doing it rong!
[ware’s my BASKIT??!!!!11
oops, i mint “going 2 hell/basemint”!
If going to hell, please specify which size basket you wish.
a.)large, laundry size
b.)medium grocery size
or c.)small, hand size
kthxbai
N E size, so long as it issa “hand baskit”!
Dis is teh layst time teh goggie tricks me…
liek day sai een tennis E – mebbeh…
eye noe dem saiz dis een taxiss -
trik mii wunce; shaem awn goggie.
uh…………
trik mii……………
uh twyz.?
sahem awn……
shaem awn…….. sumtink???
*Handz Gibbo a chokklit martoonee.*
Heer I think u b needing dis.
let mii helping u.
fool mii wunst…shame on doggie.
fool mii twiest…shame on doggie.
fool mii tree timez ….sham on doggie.
fool mii ….
cweenmj, u r alwaz reddy 2 b heppin peeps heah.
u vary nise lady…adn a travellah ? Ai saw yur cyoot
leetil bunneh pic. Tehy b so cyoot likah lil gray ball
ov furri wif beeg earz. Bebbee jakrabbitz.
insert happy face here.
*Prikkz up eerz*
Hai percycat! I awlwayz glad 2 hepping peepz. iznt deh liddul bun-bun kewt?? himz (or hurz?) iz gittin bigger. It nawt b a jakking rabbit, tho — it b deh kottintayl. I sawinged him a cullpa timez 2day out bai dhe floarz.
Yas, yez. Duz kitteh want tu chasez bun-bun?
Adn mak taht funni mowth adn teefs
chatturin noiz, taht’s sew funniez
awl teh tyme?
oh hai.
i’m in yore tunnlol vishualizing yU.
Won pill maeks u larjur
An won pill maeks u small
An teh wons taht mohm gibbs u
Nawt do ennyting at awl.
Grace Slick, Dr. Who & Rod Serling… this pic evoaks them awl!
Taht adn paynefull attacks tew teh face wif pointy endz… must bii communal memry ob biiing huntid?
Nawt 2 minshun Morfeeyus n “Da Maytikz”:
“U tayk da red peel, n I shoez u jess haow deep da rabbit hoal goez.”
Ohai Aahz!
Yew shud recaption this wun!!!
Cud bii vry funnee… manee taeks awn ett, tew.
Disgruntled kitteh: Taeks teh red peel, hii sayz. Ai show hym deep rabbit hoal!
Ohai, {{{{{SMoM, }}}}}semez leik Slick nd Serling ar b4 yu tiem unles yu ar wun ub doze hoo watchez owldeez awwlatiem.
Ai haz maed 42 trips rownd teh sun… Ai riimember teh B&W tellybishun!!
Wuz just a lil’ thang in teh 60’s, bud Ai n00 bowt Grace in teh layte 70’s riiNcarNatshun, Jevverson Starship (Run Away & Miriculz whir mai favrites.)
Rod Ai member frum mai gramma’s t.v., am nawt shur… it mae hab been rerund.
gess yu wur paing moar atenshun dan moast liddul wunz ai nu. oar iz berry lieklee ai wuz tu bizzy being mom at dat tiem tu be awn doze fingz. gawt nawt secund teebee fur nu yeerz party 1965. Had 2 in skool nd babey awna flor.♥♥♥
Aw, Ai miss teh blankie babiez. (Nicer tahn rugrats)
Furvest back Ai miirember wuz n00z bowt Nam & teh “KrecherFeachur” show @night that wuz skairy. Ai wacht Abbot N Costyellow Meet teh Wulfman (or teh mummie?) frum under a blankie wif a whole innit… maed mii bravur.
Hmmm gess Ai wuz steel kinda a blankie babie tehn!
teh Tiem Tunnill!! Yay!!
Am Ai teh onleeiest one dat heers teh Dr. Who theme musick?
If ur face is attacked for moar than 4 hours, consult ur face-ician.
If ur face is attacked for moar than 4 hours, mebbeh u r a stoopeh, stubborn
goggie.
Or sumpin.
engineer kitteh uses jeffries toob
But Cap’n, we aynt gawt noe powr! Teh injin rume b oavurrunded wif kittehs, n deyz awlsew taykin ober teh awk-silly-ayree kuntrowl!
and encounters UberTribble?
Nawt at dis tym — Tribble’s nawt awn dis fred yit…
Don’t sai nuffin bout no uber tribble!! Maus wanted tu haz me “fixed” cawz uff da humidittee tribble picher! Had tu go intu witness proteckshun till eye new it wuz safe.
Ai cannot luk aht dis piktur……keep seein teh kiiteh charging aht me !!!
U can stop it from charging teh same way u can stop a lolaphant from charging: take away his creddit card!
This Joke brang to u by 101 Elolphant Jokes, Scholastic Book Services, nineteen-sixty-something.
****snerk****
Toes wur teh daz moi friennd…
How do you kill da blue elephant?
Blue elephant gun.
How do you kill da pink elephant?
Stawp drinkin…
ai wunce shot an elephant in my pajamas …
Wot he wus doin in yur jemimas Ai hayt to fink!
Haow da ellyfunt gawt n ur pyjammiez we’ll nebber noe…
that’s wut he gets for waring ur pj’s..!
Wheer I grewed up, der was a cheezburger joint called the Pink Elephant. Had very bad reputashuns — duh poleez was constantly been called to stop fights. Aftuh I heer dis, I wants de boiz to take me dere, but dey refuzes. Dey seyz I was too nice a gurl for place lahk dat. I neber gotted to goes.
Um, Keogh? Teh Whirled Wildlife Federation is here. They’d like a word wif u in private.
O, wait. It’s Whirled Wildlife Fund. Mabye they said Whirled Wrestling Federation. Either way, u is in for it now!
I lol’d
But i’ll b alrite.
I’m The Rock IRL.
Can u smell what the rock is cookin?
If wee gesses rite doo we get invited?
Nawt oanlee du deay want him tu stawp killing lolifrumpz ub enny kulur, but aslo wantz hiz munniez tu hilp sabing da rynoze
Awwwww…lolifrumpz!! Dats so cute!!
Paintz himz blu adn shootz himz wif yor
blu elolofunt gun, ov cors.
Thanks for the finish PercyCat.
Moi mind luvs teh 5th graid. Ai’m kinda stuck in teh
happi pastymes abit. Agin wif teh… doaz whar teh
dayz moi fwiend….
Wai doan elolfuntz ryde try-sickles?
A-coz tehy doan hab a fumb tew rang teh liddle bell!
Lol. ….we thowt tehy’d nebbur
innd, weed singadndans 4ebur
adn a dai…..
We libbed teh lyfe wee chuse
We’d fyte an nebber luse
Foar wee wuz yung an shure tew gett owr weigh!
Tihs iys wut bees at teh bauddum ov ebberee blak hoal iyn owtter spaise:
A BLAK KITTEH WIF NOES MERCEE!!!!
(Teh Blak Kitteh mite ebben bees at teh bauddom ov
Teh Bermudah Tryangul; hoo knoes!!!!! )
Er-
I happen to has evidenses that teh Blak Kitteh is sleeping on the back of my cowch rite now.
Her nayme is Thelma.
She duz have mercees, but onlee for me.
Nawh – teh nawt-so-liddel blak kitteh iz sleeping in teh big boo chare, akting awl innosent….
Wooden dat b moar liek da Bermoodah Serkul oar da Bermoodah Siilyndr? Nawt lukz tryanguler 2 me…
I finks “Singularity” wud be a mos ecksellunt name for an all-blak-kitteh!
teh singewlur sensayshun…?
Ebbry liddle steppe shee taykes—
Taht luks lyk clothz drier vent hoze. Iffn iz, den kitteh will come owt wearin lotsa lint!
Yur twavellin tu anudder dymenshun, a dymenshun nawt
olny ov site adn soun but ov mind. Yur muvvin into ah
laand ov bof shadoh adn subsustinints..yuv jes cwosst
ober int tu teh cheezburger zoan.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Cuddint resist…teh nex stawp…teh…CZ..da Da DA.
ai owns this tunnel
and if yew keeps looking in at me like that
ai will own your face too
just sayin
Submitteeded 4 ur uhproovil, wun blak kitteh, hooz abowt 2 tayk uh trip n2 awdniss n obseelessons, thru uh zoan hooz bowndreez r dat uv da InnerWebz. Akump… accom… goein wif him awn dis jernee b da mezmurayzin lolspeek (n smellz n taystz) uv da Cheezburger Zoan.
..wud lyk fwies wif dat…Ai liket teh wun whar teh
asternawt iz in teh suspindid annamashun citteh adn
twies tu sav teh lil gurl on teh trysickul frum bein
rundid ober bai teh fyretrux.
uhoh..ai did it naow…
fyremanz r gud..fyremanz bin vary, vary gud 2 moi.
noa afence.
We kontrol teh horizontil…
We kontrol teh vertikal….
Twilite Zone, FTW!
Dint yew hated havin 2 du taht tu teh telimovishun !!
ajustin teh hori adn verticul holed justis rite…
roll.roll.roll.rollll..rolll..rollll…rollllllll…..ok gud…
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.
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…rrooollllll….agin…..yikes…dammit…
letz jus go ridz byks…”
“We” iz vary kontrollin izzint tehy?
CLOL.
With all respect intended,
Isn’t the control of horizontal and vertical from “Teh Outer Limits”?
Yesh! Gib dat man elebenty cheezburgrz!!
DAWNT GO INTO TEH LIGHT !!!1!
NAWT HEERING DED RELATIVES CAWLING !!!!1!!!
Cum owt to teh coast. We’ll git togethur, hav a few laffs . . .
“Yippee kai ayyyy”…….
In the bank making twnety percent.
U cawld?
Win I gitz 2 da antennee, I kin ty n2 da tranzmiddur n ramoat pylit da uvver drawp ship daown frum orbitz…
Aliens ref ??????
Elebentee cheezburgerz n chokklitz 4 Eek! I wun wundrin hoo wood gitz dat wun…
Da toob ramyndid me uv da seen n Ayleeyunz win da androyd wun crawlin thru da toob 2 gitz 2 teh antennee
dr Kellaris susxfuli capshurs akshul earworm in mikascop pixshur.
How menny times I has to warn yu about goin to sleep in teh drier? Now luk whut happend!!
Kitteh has bar of soap and a rock hammer, nearly worn down to the nub.
Haz a meeting in Zay wah ten a ho
Stephen King ref FTW!
Woe be to the one that stumbles on the wormhole to basement cat
I sup-pose dis iz worser than a frog in ur throte. frogs no gots pointy ends.
I’m in your lint trap bunneh kickin ur lint balls
I’m sure many of teh mans here is teh vry happy to see teh word “lint”.
az appozed two littul?
Well juss wutt uddur kine ub balls cud dere bee?
Hmmm.
Butterballs? Furrballs? Bourbon balls?
Mmmm…bourbon ballls…
Golf balls?
Air balls
B-balls
Cottin balls
Dust balls
E…
Embassy balls
Flem balls (ew)
Golf balls
Hanging balls
I…
Icy Balls (wutt? O, ok, Ice Cream Balls)
Juggling Balls
Knuckle balls
Lint balls
Moth balls (they’re vry tiny)
‘Nocerus balls (they b bigger dan teh moth ballz)
snerk!
Dare I suggest nutz for the next item?
Nutty Cheese balls?
Orzo balls
Pear balls
Quintecential balls
Rubber balls
soccer (futbawl) bawls
three ball (inna side pocket)
Unused (new) balls
v…
Ok, so ai dinnt ekspec that!!
U nebbur noe WUTT too expect round heer…
*runz bai. Tosses wadder bloon.*
——-* Splat!!
*hitz Kafleen in bak uv hed*
*runz away*
*shakes hoof*
DAT’S teh SECUND TIME TONITE!!!
*plots mischiff…..*
I b thinking sumwun wunst sed U nebber noe WUTT too expeckt rownd heer.:shock:
HAIRBALL!
“Not the face! NOT THE FACE!!!”
Awlright!!!1! Den turn awround!!!
Bwhahaha
lol’d
background’d
internets slow dis mornin, lolcats iz blockin da tubes.
Shawshank Redemption anyone?
“…Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want too. Five-Hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile…”
Basement cat is cummin fur yu!
tunnel vision. i haz it.
I think this lol is awesome! it totally describes my car!