i kno we is in reseshon but srsly i can has real toy?
i thot u liekd playin wif paper.
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no.
awww, lukkat dat fase…how cans u sae no?
concatulashuns on FFL
c’mon, krinklee paypur iz reel toy!! combyn wif kardbord bawx foar owwarz ov kitimewzmints!!
Mai Kizmet, she no want teh toi, she want teh twizt-tye whut was holdin’ it to teh pakkij. Mai KB no want teh toi, him wanna snorgl on mumma-lap.
Mai Bazzto-kat no want teh toi, him haz layzurdot, no toiz needid if yu gots a layzurdot an’ a daddeh to playz it wif yu.
Mai Squeezl no want teh toi, she nappin, too gud foar toiz. (but laytur, it be hidin’ bahind teh TV whar she keepz hur gud toiz.)
best fing to do woff the layzurdot is to shine it on Zeke goggie and watch the fun that be happinin then. Zeke Goggie: Hey wai u bitted me? Yoda cat: Dood der was a red bug on ya I swerz!!!!
classick win
yep. dat is teh wai. mai Tigger, him no want teh toi, but if u haz a pees of paypurr? Him wil sits awn it…tare akross teh room to uze as sled…mani, mani usessesz. Talliboi wil taek mai microplushee pilloh…ober ani toi.
yeah dat kitteh is sooper floofy
but U no play wif reel toiz…U always play wif
crumpled papr N bottle caps
.
Congaratz, Buster!!!1!
Gud FFL
Thanx
crumpld papr r bestest.
congaratsulatshuns on yoor mebee sekkund nawt sekkund. der mebee moor but i has no seen dem.
Fur mai Dusty, teh crumpld papr r bestest – speshullee if it camez frum teh Taco Bell taco. Crumpld papr + taco flavur = much win an awsumness.
AnkleCat likz ta pay wit ANKLES… humman ankles ar tasta mmmm. Nex bes ting iz aloomanom folz from ciggies
like bubbell rap, mebbee…
or a brite shinee peece ov alumininininmum foil, wadded up inna ball!
yellur powzt eet noetz – ewezuallee oald chopin liszts ♫ awl skricht up -mai kittehz kum runnin wen dey heer teh skrinchin ov teh paypurrr!!1
*pownz pownz!!*
but the free wuns are teh bestest, kitteh!
Like:
Acorns
Bubbul rap (fank MOS)
Caps offa bottuls
Dead anyfing
Eberyfing dat teh hoomyin finks belongs to dem
Fuzzy slippers
gushie fud lablez
hairballs (all dried up)
inbisible bugs
J…
Goggies toys
Harebrushis
itzi bitzi spydas(ugh)
J….
jinglee bells
krinklee papers
loose strings
mawm’s feetsies
noo furnitur
odd socks
Ping pong balls
Quills (big FETHERS)
Round thing offa the milk jug
pheasant feathers
quart milk ring tabs
raisin (the older and dustier the better)
s…
shower spray
tails of other kitties
umbrellas for hide n destroy
v
vewy spensive shinee jewelries
whatebber can fall and make the mostest noise
xploding pens
yello highliters that mark up furniture
zsa zsa gabor’s hair pieces
eggstra powynts fur yewsin’ zsa-zsa’s hare peeces…! FTW!11!
eggstra powynts or eggstra powyntee endz??? hee hee
strings and ribbons
tampax ( sowry but itz troo )
unopened pistasheeo nutz
very expensive earrings (while I’m wearing them!)
whatever catches your fancy
xtra-long scarves
OMGIZZLE TAMPAX XD tis troo.. i walkz intoo baffroom an charlie-face is hold a tampon leik doggety and is chews it all upz .. he seez me and iz “hay yuo home earleee…not look at tampon look at mee…. das good:D”
ennyfink noisee to play wif in teh middul ob teh nite
Foil, shinny, aluminomnomnom (fanks PN2K)
G…
urg, shd be PBTK- just washed my hands & kant dew a thing withem.
Goggies who are tew leedle to fite back
Hares
Invisidible fings
J…
Jiggly toys…..
Kinky yarn…..
Loose dustballs….
M…
Marbuls
Neklaces (dangling)
Odd bits ov chalk
P. . .
(ai know teh odder liszt iz fishieded – but wai nawt keep going??
Papper staks
)
Quick mousies
Reely lawd metal fings
Saefty razorz (I’m serious – she’s hidden one so I can’t find it – so far, no kitteh blood yet.
T…
munees
newspaper (crumpled)
old kleenix
Peeps
Qwail fethuhs
Ratz full ov kittehnip
S..
So, ai’l pla wifmysef.lol.adn Shulaisez,
Toes n teh sox adn
Unduh teh cuverz,
V…
Vary luvibbul hoominz,
Who playz well togedder,
X-ceptin 4 rite neow,
Y…
(oh! – yoo guise ar FAST!!
Velvet stuffed toiz
Walnutz
Under teh tablul pencils
w. . .
doan fergit Q for qew-tips. My meezer wawks around wit dem in his mouf liek teh cigirettes.
An T for toylit-papur rolls. Theyr particulurloly fun to push down teh stayrs.
Paper growsuree bagz foar teh caves
Christmas trees
lidle creepee crawlees
flyin tings, specially hoarse flies
leafs
towels, alzo foar caves
kitteh krunchees on kitchen floar
feavers
Q-tipz! Ohyes, definly – my beebee lubz dem.
In Sobiet Russia, toy haz yoo…
dis is zactly like mai Schatzie!!
Origamee is much harderer than I thot. Was trying to mayke a toy mousie.
Lolz!!!
WIN!!!!1
thas ok. start wif eeseer fings, lyk origamee rock.
LOL!
I saw taht objekt in a Matt Groening kartoon once.
Is an origami boulder.
Wen Ai waz itti bitti kidlet eevn payper waz skarse
An wii had 2 walk 4 mylez 2 skool, inna snow, uphill, bare-feeted.
Rite?
Eggzacklee!
No, no eggs, no brekfast at awl!
Had to do it awl on an emptee stomack.
An awl teh kittehs wuz teh old-fashund wood-burning wunz!
Wud-bernin KITTEHS????????
Just chekkin to see if yoo awl wuz payin attenshun!
Yesh. Taht wuz back wehn we watchded TV by candlelight…
Good 1, Maus!!
U musta gone 2 skool wif mai dadcat, Annipuss. LOL
Ai libbed in London TTI wyle teh WW2 waz goin on an sum kidz dint hav shoos.
Herring boxes widout topses
Shoeses wuz fur Clem~en~tine!
Owcheez, teh splinterzez.
Dat’s nawt gud, uhn-uhh…
Uphill… both ways
Feet!? You had feet?!
…we hadda crawl tew skool !!!!!
We didn’t have FEET back then!! You had to army-crawl on stumps!! That’s all we had!! and we LIKED IT!!!
Back when Dana Carvey was funny.
IMHO, Dana Carbey wuz NEBBER funneh, butt wut dew au kno?
Kint….. breev…. laffin…… tew…… hard!!!!
an I lefted befoar teh sun kamed up an didna git hoam befoar teh sun went down
Lunchables….wuts dat ???
We ayte bread & drank water & we LIEKED it !!!!
OT: Was there a Monty Python skit about this? It sounds familiar but I can’t find it.
Itz a standard joek ting fur ole peeps liek mee 2 annoi kidletz wiv.
“Teh Four Yorkshiremen”
Link to live performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
LCB – teh fownt ov wit an widsum!!1
An ai thank LCB fur halping me with mai woefulee inadekwayte Monty Python edumacashun!! AND ov corse, fur being the fownt ov wit an widsum.
(widsum???
)
Hai,Janet….we nebber seems to be arownd aht teh sayme tyme !!
Mabye u is teh same person then?
Whut?? LCB!! Ar yoo suggestin taht eekthecat iz
Nawt-JCH4K????? We ar in danjerous territoreee heer! LOL
Ai nebber had a ‘Nawt-Me”
An Hai too yoo eeckthecat!! Ai ar sooper bizzy at hoam rite nao, but ai hope in a fyeeoo daiz ai can com bak moar offen.
Don’t axe me how I knowed teh name of this sketch. I just know it is all.
I can’t remember if I payed teh fone bill, but I remember MP stuff.
Priorities: I has them.
MP stuff onna scale uv 1-10: 10
Utilitee bills: 2
thank u, lcb, fur havin ur priorities in order. im gratefull u posted this link- 1st real smile i had 2day
Is u having a bad day Kayjoy?
I is nowhere neer an xpert on MP, (cept maybee the HG)
but heer’s wun of my favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wippooDL6WE
wow-so silly!
thanx leeza! John Cleese’s long legs- amazing
oh, im havin a grey,rainy,cool,summer head-cold & teh hot water heater iz borked so awaiting new partz 2 come in kinda DAY.
nuthing cheezpeeps,lolcatz & hawt T cant fix.
glad ur bak, leeza-b!
Iz dat klip spozed tu stawp ina middle ub eech sentens nd wate oar iz my pyewter borked?
DANGER!!! If ur klips stop in teh middle of each sentens, ur puter may be (*&&*^%^^&$$ed or it might be that the @!%))*^#$*# setting needs to be adjusted. Please be sure to ^%#&*(@^^#catcher’s mitt &*&^#&$((_)#&*#$^ on teh keyboard or else this will result in grave *&#*&^*&#^(**(~~~~NO CARRIER.
beautiful rant, *salute*
Mebbe u b yawn dylup tu.?
Hepps wiv divellupmint ov
Pashunz, wun ov sebben
Holey Vurchuz….Iffin, ohn teh
udder han, it hepps wif
divellupmint ov wun ov teh
udder sebben…tehn…
Ur Doin it Rong…lol.
Insert happy face here.
Tihs wuz mai happi fase wif the dile up!!
uphill, bof ways even..
Dis berree funnee, Annipuss!!!
Izzit Maine Coon kitteh? Luks lyke it 2 mi.
WANT!
Alsew, mai kitteh nebber played wif store-bout toyz. Hur played wif boxes, lawndree baskits, milk ringz, etc.
Myne are liek dat,too……ai werk fur a box companee,ahnd teh bebbes luv it wen ai bring “samples” home!
Mai Josie lubbed teh boxes dat da printur papurr comeded in. No sooner tahn ai puttid it inna floor – BAM – tehre was kitteh innit!
OT—hao yoo iz dooin, rhsb? Howldin upp otai?
I’m okai. Jes tryin 2 maek it thro eech dai.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Juss memember wee lubbz yoo. *membery ob Bette midler singin “But ya gotta have fre-e-e-enz!”*
Just add boks! Instant kitteh!
Soopermarket paypurr bags werk too!
Our kittehs luvs to “hied” in dem. Dey fink dey be invisibulz.
(ever see the you-tube video of an Engineer’s guide to owning cats? It’s hilarious!!)
No….ai wyl hav to luk for dat !!!
OH MAI CC…….DAT WUZ AWESUM!!!!!
Ai wuz tryin nawt to laff out lowd at werk ahn dere were teers inna mai eyez!!
Pleez 2 putz linkee 4 teh www/impaird.
insert happi fais heah
Ai still duz nawt know how to do teh linkee thingee…ai went to youtube ahn typed in “engineers giude to cats” in teh search….teh video wuz 7:15 minnuts long iffin dat helps u find it.
….except spell “guide” rite…..
Thanx !
insert happi faise here
IHFH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
Fanks for da help,4.5….Ai hadda watch it agin!
*******tee,hee**********
Thanx summo !
IHFH
Adn, it’ll hafta wayt…wud taik
moi slooow dialzup ober an owwur
2 gte taht fnishd.
insert unhappi faise here
IUFH
OMG- cat yodeling- LOL! gud wun, Elfie!
thanx 2 elfi,eeck & diamond kitteh!
i lurved it!
my engineer husband will luv it too
mai kitteh wood rather hav dat toy den a “reel” wun.
Kitteh luks lyk, “U wanna mi fetch WAT?”
Aren’t yu gonna get dat toi and bring it 2 me?? Yu don’t spect me ti get my own toi, do yu???
Mah Polly Kitteh wont play wid teh spensiv toys, she laiks teh woded up paperz, too. She chase teh paper balz aroun teh haus and bringz dem to me wen ai iz try to watch teh tvs an she wants me to thro it so she can fetch an bring it back to me in her mouf saying “mer mer mer” cause her mouf is full an she cant say “mrow mrow mrow”. An she plays awl nite beatin teh ball on teh walz, nokin over stufs, scratchin mah floors up………WILL YOU SHUT UP IM TRYIN’ TO SLEEP!!!!!1!
mah injeh kitteh loves, I makes liddel balls out of the tea bag wrappers
and se luves catching dem!
Ahh, butt dat’s pawrt ob teh joi ob bein oaned bai a kitteh! Mai lass kitteh wuz teh grone-up wen ai gotted herz (oar wen shee gotted mee, we’z nawt shur witch) sew shee wuzzn’t tew bigg awn playin…ecksept w/teh thingy frum teh galleon jugg lid. Shee wuz a grate kitteh—wud wok teh tawp ob teh fense juss owt ob reech ob teh BIG goggie necks doar. Pore goggie! Himz wuz teh chaynd upp inn tehir yawrd, an cuddn’t gett clows enuff tew jumpp.
I just had a mentul imaj of Dorothy walking the fense ovur the pigpen…. LOL.. but ur kittehh was too smart to fall off teh fense I’m shure!
Mai Nala kitteh lieks to walk teh rayling uv mai balconee….iz onlee an inch wide!! Gibs me a hart attak ebbery tyme…Ai’m sure it scares teh nayburs,too…
BLooMax has a toi calld “Rattulmowse” becuz it has rice or sumthin in it that makes a skitchy-skitchy noyse when itz shaken. He flings it. Mosly at 3 AM.
*skitchyshakyshichkkyskitchy*
(fling)
*WHAPskitchy*
(pownse)
*skitchyskitcyhshkikky*
(fling)
*WHAPskithkky*
(pownse)
etc…..
ima gonna sneezes! ka-ka-ka…
*KASPLORT*
bleshu.
Iz no resesun. Hoomun jus cheep.
Dis bebeh luks so mush lak my deerly beluvid Emerson, now ovur teh bridj… Emerson was a mainely coon but he develupd teh dibetees. He was such a good boy, tuk insulins for five yrs. A hyooje doofus lovey-boi.
i bet hims was berry snuggli
Ooh, yess – he flinged himself down on yr feets and wanted his floofy belleh rubbed, or he jumpd up in yr lap to cuddul. All 20 lubs. of him. Ouf. I misses him…but we’ll meet agin.
{{{Duffy}}}
Wuz Emerson a talkativ kitteh? Ar Mainely Coons mouthy?
Ai wants a MainelyCoon, and lubbs talkativ kittehs.
Mine luks a lot liek this wun, and if she’s not Mainely Coon, she has sum in her.. .and she is kwite the chatty gurl! She makes littul chirpee noises that I speshully luvs.
Duz this meen u r getting closer to gettin a noo bundul of floof, rhsb???
sorry, forgot hugs for Duffy!!!!
{{{{{{{{{Duffy}}}}}}}}}
Awwww, fanks for teh hugs.
Emerson had a leeetle voise for sush a big boy, but he talked a lot weh I tawkd to him. He sed “newf” a lot.
Ohai Duffy
Fern sez “Brreee” “Brie” “Bree” In a reely high skweek
mai Schatzie skweeks lots. an sh3 chitters alot, and purrs loud like a chain saw. Leo calls to me when hes hongry, but his purring is almost like a deep-throated grumble. At furst, I could feel it with my hand on his chest more than I could heer it.
Ai’d lurve 2 get anudder kitteh, but wif ebbryting going awn rite nao, iz prolly nawt a gud eyedea.
Ai do wanna Mainely Coon kitteh, tho. Ai LURVE teh floof an their layed-bak purr-sonalitees.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/5/25/a1480235-cc48-4755-9d0d-545d0c9d0851.jpg
Try this.
this is my Ferny-frilly-bum kitteh, shes got mainly coon in her
Ohai tidmum – she is geeorgeeus!!! What a coat patturn! Dus she have tufty eers? Emerson had verrah tuftee eers, and the mos magnifisunt tayl, which he wuz verrey prowd of. Tehy had to shave it to remoov a syst wunst, an he wuz embarrassed for weeks til it groo back, poor boy (Even tho teh vet left a lion-tuft at teh end. An I did NOT laff.) (Much.) (Wehn he coud hear.)
Ohai Duffy-She r a pritty gurl int she? Fankyoo
She gets teh tufty bits inna winter,an teh moast awsum win! lions mayne.
Her tayl iz berree floofy all yeer an it gets thikker an moar floof inna winter too.
Did Emerson hab hairee in-between toeses? Ferny got fluffy toes.
An teh crinkly fur.an woolly mammof belleh!!!!
Her bak legs look lyke she be warin eebnin glubs up to her elbows.Den is full-on floofy frilly nikkers
He wus verrah floofy between teh toes, an his pants were verrah fethery all teh way down to his foots. Espeshully in wintur. I ockashionallee had to brush his pants down wif a wet brush becuz — um, he had hyjeen ishoos. An forchunitely he luvd havin his bellee brushd, becuz when he came to me (as a reskyoo) he had mats in is bellie from teh crinkly annd un-luvd floofiness of his tum.
Ferny gets awl teh bits ob twigs an seeds stuk in her nikkers!!!
She haytes teh brushink. But seh fynds me tew get her dry wib a towl wen she been inna rayne
WoW!! Mah girlies wuz rescyoo too!!! I carnt beleeb nowun wanted dem!!!
Did yoo see mah Hazel picshure jess down a bit?
Dey be sisters-but so differnt!!!
Grrrr!! WP tooked mah reply afore it wuz dun!!
Hazel gets teh Hygeen prollumz.-She too fat to geet rown teh bak!!
She awn a diet to halp dis. She eets haff whut Fern eets an she be twice teh size!!
I know she not fed by udders,acuz she nebber goes owt of site of teh howse.
ai gots da same isyoos wiff Leo and Schatzie. What kind of diet? mai Leo is 25 lbs, and Schatzie is 20. ai is skairt of diabolicabetis fur them.
images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/5/25/a1480235-cc48-4755-9d0d-545d0c9d0851.jpg
this is mah ferny-frilly-bum kitteh,
try this
she has mainly coon in her
I has an idea….. wut abowt fostering?
Maybee there is a sweet kitteh owt there that needs a temporary hoam? Just to see how u feels having a noo kitteh arownd?
And it mite be gud fur u… even if it seems bad timing, everywun needs an owtlet fur love… and if u feels like not talkin, kittehs are fine with that, 2!
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/5/25/4f303b24-7476-47ac-94f6-ab80b93447b0.jpg
this is mah Hazel kitteh, doin blah. i ar ded. after walkin up the stairs
Oh she luks like a sweetee Tidmum! Take awai all the white exsept for her chin and she’d luk almoast zactly liek my Weezy, hoo haytes the brush too. But her fur is turribul to get teh matz.
Duz she also demand belleh rubs??
Ohai leeza-b
Hazel hates teh belleh rubz!!!
I haz a sad, acuz she duz teh ded fing an shows her belleh awlla tyme.
I WANT TEW SNORGLE AN SCHMOO DAT BELLEH !!!!
Fern nawt lyke it neever.-See her pikshure up der.. *points up a bit*..
Iz yaw Weezy a belleh rub luvver?
Yes, but u can has hoap, b/c she did nawt always! She is 12 yrs old nao.. onlee been luvvin the belleh rubs for the last year or 2. I snuck a littul rub in there now and then til she forgotted she didnt like it.
Ackshully I fink the mats had sumthing to do wif it. Wen I reelized she wuz getting them on her belleh, I HAD to start checking her for them.. I think she reelized I wuz helping her, rilly, and fownd owt the belleh rubs are not sew bad! She still complayns wen I has to cut owt the mats, tho. She does NOT want!
Btw… did u find ur earring?
I’ll keep tryin wiv mah floofy girlies.
Where ders floof-ders hope!!!
Fank CC my 2 rarely get matts. Fern gets teh odd knot in her nikkers,but I can deel wiv it if I am kwik!!
.
*sigh* nebber fownd teh eering. fanks fer askin leeza-b
If it makes u feel better… years ago I losted a ring my Grandma gave me. And I still ache abowt that. It reely hurts when u lose sumthin speshul like that. It’s not the $. It’s the sentiment.
{{{Tidmum}}}
Awwww{{{{{{ leeza-b}}}}}
Dats so berree troo.
I sawree yoo losted yaw Grandma’s ring. Iz sad tew lose these speshull,preshuss fings.
Tidmum, bofe ov yuur kittehs ar soe beautimusfull; WOWSERS!!!!
Fankyoo CKK
I carnt beleeb dem wuz abandonned by preeviuss owners
I are sooo lukky I seed teh pikshure in teh payper tellin dems storee.
I seed it,I foned teh number, I bissited dem an Teh rescyoo peeps sed YES!! YOO CAN HAS!!! Wuz such a wunnerful dai fer awl ob us
Duz yuu haz uvver kittehs, Duffy? Iyt’s guud tuu haz anuvver wun tuu keap yuu kumpanee!!!
Kom tew arr haus an yew kan hav awl teh toyz yew wantz. RIIL toyz. An LURVE.
This makes no sense because we are not in a recession.
ohai DK, I cotted up wif you! .. it’s hard jumping in and owt of threds!
So u are having an elecshun in VLC too?
I feel so uninformaded. Just liek a tipikul ‘merican!
Tell us moar abowt the biker sex skandals!
arg… Werdpress haz sumthin aginst us today DK! Now MY replies are eeted!
Furget boring US politiks, tell us moar abowt teh biker secks skandals u is having in VLC??
Here’s a snippet:
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/06/02/parliament-harper.html
The ex-girlfriend did an interview on French-Canadian TV, stating that Bernier never loved her and that she agreed to be his girlfriend in public for a year. Probably got a bunch of money out of it.
Google their names for moar!
O my gudness… shaydes of Clinton!
It sownds way bettur wif the Fronschy naymes tho.
U mus werk fur Dubya.
LOL!! If it LUKS laik a reseshun, an it AKS laik a reseshun, tehn it must bee. . .
Foos – wai do YOO think we ar nawt in a reseshun?
“The US Economy grew in the first quarter by 0.6%, meaning that the US does not meet the classical definition of a recession and the Commerce Department says the US is “stuck in a rut”. However a number of economists still believe the economy is in a recession.” -Wikipedia entry
Article link: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90C9CPG0&show_article=1
The cup is clearly half full.
I’m a realist. I call it like I see it.
The economy grew .06 in 1st quarter of 2008. Recession = 2 quarters of negative growth in a row.
Adn wut’s teh definishun uv teh end uv a receshun?
The probabilities of a resesshun are directly proporshunal to the probabilities that omg we are talkin POLITIKS on ICHC??
Stawp the madness noooooowwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Don’t make me bring up global warming!
*Mom Voice*
Don’t make me come in there!
*Mom Voice*
I don’t care WHO started it, you’re BOTH gonna clean it up! NOW.
*Chorus of Kid’s Voices*
But Mommmm!
*** points fingur at Foos ***
No fare! I wuznt eben in heer! I wuz owtside, er, skwirrl traning!
I guess the Obama ad on every page is not political at all, huh?
Forgit it, Bub. Yoo’re juss tryin tew pik a fyte. No fytes—juss lubbz.
No. Initially I stated the reason for my 1 vote of this lolcat.
we don’t choose the adverts for this site.
Dere’s awl taht politikal stuf IRL inna neuspapures, TeeBee, intertoobs, raydio, magazeems, ebbereeware!!!!!!
Sume ov us cums heer tuu ICHC tuu xcaipe awl taht!!!!!
Askyoose me, but where ar yu frum?
The US and that’s the economy I’m talking about.
Well, duh; where in the US? We are from all over the country here. Plus a few folks from the UK, Australia, Germany, Thailand, New Zealand, Canada—who am i missing here? The economy as a whole may be growing in the US, but there are places where times are pretty tough. Please don’t disrespect their pain.
Try paying the ever rising gas prices and higher food bills we pay in TTI, and then tell me there is not a problem with the economy round the globe.
Try doing this on a salary that has not been increased for 3 years.
Preachit, TM!! Shud wee tel dis cock-ai’d optumist hao mush Wa state pais for disabillitee? An we’er nawt teh oanlee wuns libbin on it. An we’er blessd tew hab a desent playse tew libb. Menny fokes haz teh ORFUL playses.
Rite on altosinger!!!
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Yes, I am very lucky to have a roof over my head and food on the table.
But there are Many people who don’t. And many more who will be on the street,starving,cold,uncared for by our wonderful governments.
Heck,there are people who don’t even have the busfare to get to the benefits agency office to claim their pitiful allowances.
No recession eh?
Yep. Times are tough but still no recession.
FAIL!!!
FAIL!!!
What is TTI by the way?
TeenyTinyIngerland
U.K
I understand gas in UK/Europe is equivalent to 8 dollars American? Is that true?
What can be attributed to rising food prices? Ethanol… and by extension environmental alarmism.
When I put fuel in a day or so ago, a gallon of unleaded gas was
about £5.20p
A gallon of diesel is about £5.95p
At todays exchange rate ,that is about $10 dollars a gallon.
And we complain about $4.00! (rounded off, of course!) There are other causess of high fuel prices—like the high cost of oil..Kindly remember there is a little thing called supply and demand. OPEC has a great deal to do with that. Youngster—you can’t make everything fit into a neat little box. Sometimes the cubbies just don’t fit the holes! You need to be a little more open-minded about some of these things. There are definitely absolutes in this world…but economics and politics definitely DON’T fall into that category. Do some more reading and research and find out the whole story before you start spouting talk-show-radio dogma, okay?
“Food prices have increased in response to many factors: higher energy and fertilizer prices; increased demand for biofuels, especially in the U.S. and the European Union; and droughts in Australia and other countries. World grain stocks are at record lows and next year’s prices depend on the success of the next harvest in the northern hemisphere.” -http://econ.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTERNAL/EXTDEC/0,,contentMDK:21665883~pagePK:64165401~piPK:64165026~theSitePK:469372,00.html
Rising food prices,in part, are caused by the rising cost of fuel to
produce and transport it.
RIP funneh. We will miss u turribly.
in soviet russia recession has u?
They probably said the same thing when Hoover was in office…
My two kittehs have moar kat tois dan de local Walleemart
Myun hav a dishtub full of tois – mah mama buys tehm for tehm. “soo cute!”
Now, if shed onlee come ovur and put tehm all away wehn tehyr all ovur teh howse…
Owr kittehs sleap awl dai adn runnaroun awl nite; wye iys tehms suches nite owlses;
Adn teh tois tehy liek bestes ar Q-tipses adn mai hare-pinns.
Teh Russhin Bloo jes luuvs papure-baggs tuu hidez iyn; hims awlso lieks tuu lie daown awn mai cloathes onna bed; hims awlsoe lieks tuu hidez unner teh beddspred adn tunnel hims wai aowt. Teh tuxie finks taht unner teh bed bees her speshul plaise. Russhin Bloo klaims teh taupe ov the hampure az hims……
Yu has Russhn Bloo? Mah BlooMax is pure Russhn Bloo! Tehy are teh most beautimous of all kittehs!
Except for meezers. An abbesinnees. An tuxies. An calicoes. An tabbees…
…
But ennyway, BlooMax clames teh top of teh pianno as his impeereal throane. He is teh Tsar of all teh howsehold there. (Uv corse, he’s also teh wun hu plays wif toylet-papur rollz. Verree tackie for a Tsar.)
Iysn’t taht soe funnee? Owr Russhin Bloo lieks tuu rubbs hims hed onna toylet-papure rollez az wel; hims luuks liek heez iyn hebbin wen hims duz tihs;
Wut sillee bois tehy bees; nawt regal at awl!!!!!
(teh kittehs shure foargeyt bowt keapyng up royal ppearinces!!)
Teh kittehs doan hafta keap up teh ppearinces fur their pplz — itz jus in teh publik for teh huddlin masses dat dey hasta put on teh airz.
I buyz real toyz 4 kittehs; kittehs play wif toy boxz.
Mah Hazel kitteh jess killed teh boks Mr T.M’s gnu werk boots cayme in.
She sed ” shroedinger no can has dat wun!!!”
Wut, kitteh? Yuu haz a gehnuwine waddeded up papure baul, adn yuu wunts a toi?
Duz yuu knoe haow muches a toi mowse costes? Waiy moar tahn weez kan affordez; yuu ar beiyng much tuu muches uhnreesunabul adn demayndyng!!!!
(Wel, ennywai; Ai jes heppin tu haz a plastik baggie ov elebentey toi mowsies taht Ai pickeded up tudai at teh Daullure Stoar;
Yuu haz bin suches a guud kitteh, Ai decydid tuu splurges; soe jes enjoi!!!)
Hazel steeled teh string frum mah pjammies. Iz “hers” pet stwing.
It goes ebreeware wiv her.
3am an we heer ..”.Meeeeeeeerrrrooooooowww merrrrrrrrangue minnggg mowwwww…” she clumps up teh stares, PLONK, onna bed an stwing iz hangin owt ob her gob. Iz plai tyme!!!!!
this is so our cat thanks it is fun
WE ARE NOT IN A RECESSION, wtf is wrong with you people
Ha ha! Quick satisfaction of my question, and I can move on.
vot ron pul pleze
“Budget Cuts Affect Pets! Details at 1100!”
Maybe we can upgrade to foil, instead.
omg! iz a mane coon! dey like to play, somtimz fetch tois wen dey feelz liek it.
HI CATULASHUNZ UV CYUUT