Comments on: KITTEH BARGES IN FROM

By: KittyMom755

KittyMom755 — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:09:10 +0000

That’s what comes of putting your LOLs too close together.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:39:14 +0000

Wen dyd Ai popped iyn????

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:27:06 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HELLO, KITTY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Duz, yuu reahlyze, Kitteh, taht dere bees a whol lyne ov murchindyze wich haz bin maurkited, based awn yuur liekniss???

Ai meen, yuu kan nawt goez iyntuu enny stoar wifawout seeyng
“Hello Kitty” tihs, adn “Hello Kitty” taht; yuur stuf bees ebbereeware!!!

Wye, dere iys a huuuuge iynduhstree taht haz spun aowf frum yuur
ppearince;

(Nebber mindes taht yuu rlly bees orinj; tehms haz changeded yuu tuu a wite kitteh wif a byg pynk bowe;

(Boi, Ai hoep yuu geyt sume kynd ov royalteez oar kommishun frum awl tihs)

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:20:07 +0000

HI! Watcha eatin? Is it crunchee? Is it tastee? Do kittehs liek it? I bet Id liek it. Are yu gonna share? I bet yur gonna share. I liek krunchee things. You know I do.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:52:23 +0000

AWWWW! *SPLORT*

By: starling

starling — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:16:08 +0000

An skers Muggal Praim Ministur.

(I be reeding HBP, u cans tell?)

By: starling

starling — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:15:19 +0000

*giggul*

By: dragonkitten_leelee

dragonkitten_leelee — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:01:26 +0000

anoyin sibling cat is watchin u kiss ur frend

lol

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:51:08 +0000

Yah, Ai seez taht paw adn ai raze u wun.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:36:46 +0000

That last thing u said is unfortunately vry true.

By: drich

drich — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:35:34 +0000

Purrfect. Mani lolburgrs!
@@@@@@@@

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:34:12 +0000

Ize glad I wusnt doin enything embarrassin wehn teh Cheshire cat popped in!!
Whut a mischif fase!!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:34:01 +0000

Thanx manx! Ai nebber seed taht befo.
High laritee…verreh high laritee!
He cudz giv iz hairz tu
“Locks of Love”, wud b
verreh nise..wuddint gte n iz
waay aynmo. (tosses ownz unakseptibul
colortreetid hairz ober sholderz)
Moi bebeh boi, IRL, jest senz tehm
eleben enchez ov nise brownz hairz!
lol, happi faise.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:36:31 +0000

Wizard kitteh travels from portrait to portrait.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:56:53 +0000

AAAAAaaand—that play came from Voltaire’s “Candide”, which was a short novel!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:09:03 +0000

*hands on hips* Wew, durr! I libbed dere~! Teh spa shud still
bee dere at teh hotel…? I wurked at the hotel short time…wuz
wunderful job…till mah husband went insane and me and Sean
left…

An rite next door is West Baden, home of Larry Bird! Yes, I knows
ware he libs, too. Very normal house.

By: cSmall

cSmall — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:57:57 +0000

don fergit teh TPS repoarts.
kthxbai
.
.
.
wen is companies comming over?

By: cSmall

cSmall — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:53:40 +0000

iz also teh nayme of a plai by GB Shaw. rilly!

By: starling

starling — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:40:52 +0000

U r sposed 2 eetz tehm AFTUR u gibben bak moment an umbrage.

*taps foot*

Hem hem.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:18:05 +0000

Juss foar teh rekord, dere reely IZ a French Lick Indiana. Wuz a spa att wun tyme. Awlso a bigg sawlt lik dere foar teh derez an odder aminalz. AND…”Candida” iz a purrfekly gud gurl’s naym in Spanizh!!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:14:59 +0000

teh kat dat wawlkz thru wawlz!!

By: Cat Door

Cat Door — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:39:54 +0000

I can see you!!! LOL.. really cute..

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:35:00 +0000

Kramer kitteh makes his entrance to Jerry’s place!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:09:23 +0000

yeah, i seed dat B4, clebber useamagis ob lol meme frases, butt exkecuts…xicuthi,, how dey put it togever naught so grate, akchually. I can has bedder singerz? plz, kthxbai.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:54:51 +0000

Or how ’bout Polly and Ester? (weared dey git dose gawdawful close frum?)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:44:08 +0000

Wutts rong wiff dose names?

*disingenuous look*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:41:09 +0000

u b spekting us tew bleeving dat?
I don’t b noeing which is werse.
French Lick or Candida ?? oar bof uv dem togezzer???

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:31:49 +0000

I had a friend back in French Lick, Indiana named Candida.

I am not $#!##!ng you.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:22:59 +0000

ai agreez, dis iz magik, jack!
putz floofy pawz togedder wif much energee an speed.

By: sombra

sombra — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:21:02 +0000

So, she’s a kleptomaniac, but she brings all the stuff back for a ransom of elebendy cheezburgers- at least she’s not a kept-omaniac! You never know when a caretroll will need that umbrage for a moment.

But that’s OK LCB, we all haz our eccentricities – I waz just funnin’ you, no negatory insinuations intended, k? I remember now you said on a previous thread that you hardened criminal types have feelings too – you are too floofy to be very hardened anyway.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:19:57 +0000

double snerk

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:15:22 +0000

double snerk
(smlz, slaps self, shakes paw at percycat)

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:12:57 +0000

trips ovur mai paws, fallz to floor, headfloor, headfloor, krazy yowling sounds, watter frum ais an noze

jeanyus!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:09:27 +0000

mai purrsonul fayvrite:
Crepe Myrtle

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:50:28 +0000

When Tigrrz Fly
Wun, Tow, Free
Wherefore Teh Fish
Witch Takez Furst
Will Try Fraktalz
Watch Tyme Fly
Whoopz! Too Freekee!!

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:49:46 +0000

or chlamydia burns? or ivana cox? or hedda lettuce?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:31:01 +0000

sumthymes it taykes Wierd Press a liddle whyle 2 press teh coments awl teh way up!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:26:43 +0000

Purrrr, Purrrr, Purrrr,
Purrrr, Purrrr, Purrrr.
Percy rolz ober, openz
wun green aye tehn
it slowlee cloziz.
Purrrr, Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Saweet dreamzzz.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:25:20 +0000

happy cat
is happy.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:23:03 +0000

tee, hee, hee!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:10:33 +0000

Oh, baybay. U can makey teh
leetle happi faisies adn eben
makum muv adn change cullerz.
drama cween, lol,
Ai’ll learn how 2 post,
Ai’ll thinkz abut taht tamara…
tamara iz anudder dai!
lol. insert very happy face here.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:44:09 +0000

*luks at percycat. patz at percycat wif floofee paw.*
oooo. shinee. I likes shinee.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:10:14 +0000

Watch Teh Fishies!
Werhs Teh Frisbee?
Watch Teh Fan!
(…guess wutz gonna hit)
see: Engineer kitteh…
lol.

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:08:31 +0000

yeah,man* fingers snapping*

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:05:43 +0000

Lol,Lol,Lol,Lol-crack!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:54:57 +0000

dat sound wud bee mee…..

O, LOLcatburglur….sum day I shall do a fitting ode to yur wit.

It astounds and umazes mee….

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:53:38 +0000

Who let David Caruso’s cat in?

By: Little Bird

Little Bird — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:53:04 +0000

proof that cats smile.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:52:34 +0000

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:51:23 +0000

Luks likka teh littel fishies on
teh coinahs 2 moi, swimmin
rounz adn rounz.